me at 12: *makes fun of Kankri mostly cause I cant understand wtf he was saying half of the time* me at 19 after a massive throwback thursday, unnerved by the fact that a part of me may have turned into kankri (the very troll i promised not to become): 👁️👄👁️
"Karkat's voice is raspy" Except it isn't. Literally all the voices are based on headcanon, the raspy voice is just the one people are most familiar with
This. This is why I want to be able to cosplay as Kankri. If I did I would need to have an entire note book of triggers and several not cards for lectures.
cronut I hope you're pointing out my horrible math from 2014 yo. Not even being passive aggressive or anything, just was wondering when someone would notice. Take care yo!
I didn't wanted to post anything just to keep the 69 but I can confirm my head canon that the Vantas could be Latinxs, Mediterranean/Middle eastern or Catholic Filipinxs due to the "Mum" lectures I've experienced and grew up with. (But also, Kankri is a Karen too)
9ne small issue..I D9 N9T GIVE A FLYING GLU6!! (als9 st9le y9ur tyiping quiek and im n9t giving it 6ack) (Well may6e when i get tired 9f using it, just may6e)
gracie lovesfandoms kankri does swear sometimes (ex. “herding all these g9ddamn w99l6easts, fuckin pain in the ass”) but yeah he’d have to be very triggered to go on a rant like this lmao.
Kankri is love, Kankri is life. That is a trigger, where is my knife. 0_0
Love that for you
Aw thanks.
@@xXTobias_Erin_RogersXx hey look. It's Mr. Vantastic
@@chrishansen1842 Hell9.
@@xXTobias_Erin_RogersXx based
I wanted a clip of Kankri just talking (I find his voice really soothing) and I stumbled into this. Thank You.
It's n9t supp9sed t9 6e 69% lecture and 41% meme, that'd 6e 110%. S9, unless that was y9ur intenti9n, it'd 6e 69% lecture and 31% meme.
Kankri Vantas just commented on cronut 's comment about that, but ye, by all means I hope more peepz call it out. Take care my dude!
69 likes on your comment
Nice
@@__________._________________. oh god, a comment during my homestuck phase 😳
Haha 69
@@__________._________________. haha funny number
"Angry feminists flying through your window"
I like listening to Kankri's lectures , this is my favorite
bones and teeth ughghyg me too aaaaa
Kankri, calm down. Don't get-
*Krankri*
Thank y9u for the pun.
HELP I GIGGLED
I'm so sorry! Hahahaha! Kankris barely talking trash and has only lil foul mouthed language XD his insults are hilarious hahaha
me at 12: *makes fun of Kankri mostly cause I cant understand wtf he was saying half of the time*
me at 19 after a massive throwback thursday, unnerved by the fact that a part of me may have turned into kankri (the very troll i promised not to become): 👁️👄👁️
back again
to say
voice canon
this is probably the best thing ive ever heard ever this is the best video on youtube efven thank you s o much
0:35 favorite part
luckyOcean_Cat yea lol
lmao agreed
Jesus, he sounds like my Mum
Ah, the amazing speeches of The Signless
You sure this isn't Karkat?
TheFluffy AJ well, karkats voice is more raspy so most likely not
Where do you think Karkat gets it?
"Karkat's voice is raspy"
Except it isn't. Literally all the voices are based on headcanon, the raspy voice is just the one people are most familiar with
Karkat just yells louder. And swears more. And, ironically, says actually nicer things
Okay, but Kankri would say this. (in the vid)
He didn't even breath...that's Tumblr for ya!
Ngl, he'd make a pretty good rapper
Giving 110% as always.
Im so late.
Bored Pride
oh dude don’t worry abt beeing late, homestuck is eternal
"I was the most oppressed person in my upper middle class high school" is so Kankri in ways I can't even describe.
By the desc calculation on what kankri is, we can just understand he is 110% insufferable
This. This is why I want to be able to cosplay as Kankri. If I did I would need to have an entire note book of triggers and several not cards for lectures.
I REMEMBER LISTENING TO THIS HOLY SHIT
That’s awesome, it’s epic to hear this. I feel like a dinosaur from the primordial ooze after all these years
this is my favorite video thank you i love kankri
I love him
*I will be listening to this for 14 hours now, thanks.*
This is an amazing parody of the navy seals copypasta fuckimg congrats bro
Thankuthanku! I love seeing that copypasta
Holy- wow, i... Have no words.
I want this animated holy shot
dude now that you say that, it would be a dream come true to see that! I’d totally rerecord anything too, happy to see comments after so long!
I’m sending this to my 3rd grade bullies,,,
Im so suprised that Kankri actualy sweared in this video. 😮
i love his voice btw
also
#TRIGGERWARNING
Giggling. H9nestly this isn't far 9ff. Alpha timeline me was indeed that insuffera6le. -Kulira, a Kankri fictive
i see that description. i see what you did there
cronut I hope you're pointing out my horrible math from 2014 yo. Not even being passive aggressive or anything, just was wondering when someone would notice. Take care yo!
CAMO mnz i didnt even notice the math,but i did notice that 69%. i must say that youre description is cancer
I love this
Yeah
I didn't wanted to post anything just to keep the 69 but I can confirm my head canon that the Vantas could be Latinxs, Mediterranean/Middle eastern or Catholic Filipinxs due to the "Mum" lectures I've experienced and grew up with. (But also, Kankri is a Karen too)
trigger w9rds
The hero we deserve, but do not need.
Alternian society on the other hand...
OH MY GOD :D
this is amazing Holyshit
tHAT WAS FUCKING B E A U T I F U L oh my gOD
My life-
Cranky
Holy sh- wow
Omg ¿kankri's is going to kill me?
I love this to much
dont mind me just stratching my privlages
AMAZIN!! I LOVWE THIS!!
DAT sass
i am WHEEZING
Oh my fucking god
OMFG KANKRI HOW DAMN OK THEN PLEASE COME FIND ME SO I CAN SMASH
I-... kanny... Kanny. KANKRI VANTAS!
Can I get a copy and paste of the script please...I just need it...for reasons
9ne small issue..I D9 N9T GIVE A FLYING GLU6!!
(als9 st9le y9ur tyiping quiek and im n9t giving it 6ack)
(Well may6e when i get tired 9f using it, just may6e)
hitup the page for raps syoop watching this shit
Man i wonder what Cronus did?
Cr9nus was trying t9 fight s9me9ne, when I tried t9 step in he tried t9 flirt with me.
@@xXTobias_Erin_RogersXx classic Cronus, tsk tsk
@@ronispadez Yeah.
well shit kankri self defense huh?
Oh my
more of karkat than kankri and i dont think kankri cusses
gracie lovesfandoms kankri does swear sometimes (ex. “herding all these g9ddamn w99l6easts, fuckin pain in the ass”) but yeah he’d have to be very triggered to go on a rant like this lmao.
I'm so triggered right now (°_°)😡
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O_O
#TW #TriggerWarning #Swears #69ring #Rant