Meet the Unkillable Warriors

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  • @KamikazeMoth
    @KamikazeMoth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11280

    Somewhere in the unknown cosmos there is the soul of a caveman who fought off 8 saber tooths, 5 cave bears, 3 mammoths and an enemy tribe... and he's pissed he wasn't on this list.

    • @ryanbright1363
      @ryanbright1363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1023

      This is that one guy playing Far Cry Primal

    • @lionjarz5967
      @lionjarz5967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Ryan Bright stealthgamerbr

    • @skelly8700
      @skelly8700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Who

    • @madkirk7431
      @madkirk7431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      @@skelly8700 a caveman.

    • @DarkElfDiva
      @DarkElfDiva 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      @@skelly8700 Takkar.

  • @wanderingbufoon
    @wanderingbufoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8685

    Romans: "you are free now"
    Flamma: "first you took my life and now youre taking my job?"

    • @dankmheems290
      @dankmheems290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      He must have had something to prove, as a vicious killer. Plus imagine the crowd all around you in the Colosseum.

    • @eon-force72552
      @eon-force72552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      They took his job!

    • @boogusnutsack5926
      @boogusnutsack5926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      @@eon-force72552 THEY TOOK HIS JERRRB

    • @hensen5309
      @hensen5309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      They took his job!

    • @cheyennewarner5801
      @cheyennewarner5801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @hensen They took his jerrrrrrb!!!

  • @thehero7777
    @thehero7777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3287

    Musashi pulling out a dual sword style out of his ass is one the most anime things anyone could've done. "I'll break through my limits right here right now!"

    • @martianepic
      @martianepic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Plus Ultra!

    • @bobbybobwellington
      @bobbybobwellington 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      I fucking love Vagabond

    • @calebramos8858
      @calebramos8858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Assassin- wait. No sasaki should've used his np before musashi did

    • @brittonkimler2229
      @brittonkimler2229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Boat oar vs steel timed for sundown / glare on his final fight was pretty damned gangster as well.

    • @bobpuslkr5025
      @bobpuslkr5025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Look up baki manga muzashi fight. The legendary swordsman is in that series!

  • @RaggedGothic
    @RaggedGothic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    Miyamoto Musashi, discussed in this video, became a legend in swordsmanship during his lifetime - 1584 -1645. At nearly the same time (their lifetimes overlapped by 44 years) there lived an equally legendary swordsman at the other end of the great Eurasian landmass. He dwelt in France from 1611-1673 and was a captain in the Mousquetaires du Roi; his name was Charles de Batz de Castelmore. You know him as le Compte D'Artagnan.

    • @ClassyKermit69420
      @ClassyKermit69420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      is this D'Artagnan the inspiration for the main protagonist in Alexander Dumas's The Three Musketeers?

    • @yopoxikeweapescai9066
      @yopoxikeweapescai9066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ClassyKermit69420 yeah

    • @LibbyK009
      @LibbyK009 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      45 - 11 = 34, not 44

    • @yopoxikeweapescai9066
      @yopoxikeweapescai9066 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LibbyK009 11, con mi pico tomai once

    • @LibbyK009
      @LibbyK009 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@yopoxikeweapescai9066 What language is that? Whatever it is I don't read it.

  • @jackharris3690
    @jackharris3690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9596

    Idk man, steph curry and them boys looking pretty strong this year…

    • @SiDaKid2000
      @SiDaKid2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      Greatest comment ever

    • @AveChristusRex789
      @AveChristusRex789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Fr 🤣🤣

    • @mellow6539
      @mellow6539 2 ปีที่แล้ว +308

      they not beating Top 10 rim protector Genghis khan tho

    • @HandlezMcgee
      @HandlezMcgee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      They don't want to admit that though. These old heads can't stand that steph n them boys gettin busy AGAIN

    • @craigslater8227
      @craigslater8227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hahaha props! You posted this before the Ghandi part though yeah?

  • @MrMZaccone
    @MrMZaccone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +810

    The first Gurkha trained as paratroopers were told by their British trainers that they would be jumping from airplanes at 850 feet. They seemed dismayed at this and requested through their translator that this altitude be reduced to 500 feet. "Ridiculous", said the British trainer, there would be no time for your parachute to open. When this was translated to them, they seemed much relieved and their response was translated back. "Ah, parachutes! Yes sir, very good."

    • @2244UnknownPerson
      @2244UnknownPerson ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Don't talk about their bravery as whole eternity won't be enough to describe their complete glory

    • @ireallylikeasoiaf4946
      @ireallylikeasoiaf4946 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I have played soccer/futbol with two young men from NEPAL. Both were recycled out of the Gurkhas (didn’t make the cut) but let me tell you. Those two who were “dropouts” were such strong and athletic men and they always were sad that they didn’t make it. It amazes me because if they didn’t make it and they were such beasts.. what does it take to actually make it haha

    • @scottjames2145
      @scottjames2145 ปีที่แล้ว

      Surprised no mention of hells hounds,us marines,,battle of Belleau wood,,idk ,,but do know Britain was a super power very true,but that was long ago,USA has shown ,proof time n time again globally to be the world's greatest success at reaching out and taking care of business in the enemies own back yard,,no other military thus far has come close to that ability ,,meaning in such a short amount of time to engage ,over power targets,but a very good video thanks much luck to you,
      Sincerely,
      Sgt James

    • @mathewkeen2356
      @mathewkeen2356 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Well maybe it's ike the Seals if you put on a graph each recruit from worst physical and mental performance to the best you would see that rarely anybody in the top 20% make it. Bc they aren't looking for the greatest athletes. If they were they would just go to an ironman or CrossFit gym. They are looking for a cog in a unit. It's more about being able to mentally adapt, process, and endure.
      So maybe that's what happened with your Sherpas.They possibly could have been the biggest badasses there and still ended up on your soccer field.

    • @medotaku9360
      @medotaku9360 ปีที่แล้ว

      So they were retarded?
      Or are you trying to say that they were great at fighting because they were so stupid or what?

  • @kevinkommtspielen3164
    @kevinkommtspielen3164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2077

    Sasaki: *strikes*
    Musashi: *teleports to side*
    "Nothing personell, kid"

    • @Avocado-yw4xb
      @Avocado-yw4xb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Omae wa mou shindeiru

    • @kevinkommtspielen3164
      @kevinkommtspielen3164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@Avocado-yw4xb _YEET_ *cracks skull* _AND DELETE_ *shatters ribs*

    • @jakeldk6811
      @jakeldk6811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@kevinkommtspielen3164 Sasaki: NANI ???!!

    • @daxter69420
      @daxter69420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *ded

    • @dankmheems290
      @dankmheems290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Raiden: "FINISH HIM"

  • @thebob5240
    @thebob5240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Alongside Gandhi in a similar vein one cannot help but mention Desmond Doss the US Marine Medic who never once fired a shot or killed anyone while still saving over 90 men on Hacksaw Ridge all through the night by his own admission saying "Lord please help me get one more."

    • @caralho5237
      @caralho5237 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      he's a legend but not a warrior

    • @naughtyNuGetzz23
      @naughtyNuGetzz23 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@caralho5237 well said

    • @Frank-bn9us
      @Frank-bn9us ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thanks for mentioning this, I see there is a movie about this I wouldn't have known about before you mentioning

    • @haroldwilson950
      @haroldwilson950 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "NO! it has to be MY Bible..."...and by God, those fighting men had enuff respect for him to risk their lives and actually go back up in harms way to do it, find HIS Bible, and they found it ..mad respect all around..the guy even brought down a coupla' wounded Japanese ...just wow...i'm not crying right now, it's just some sand in my eyes...

    • @koo1770
      @koo1770 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gandhi was propaganda lol

  • @royfablooo2810
    @royfablooo2810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2843

    Musashi so Legendary that he became the Main protagonist of Japan.

    • @champ1159
      @champ1159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yep

    • @averageoxygenenjoyer5501
      @averageoxygenenjoyer5501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Its mugen from samurai champlo

    • @zande0001
      @zande0001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Not to mention the fact that the Japanese named the IJN YAMATO'S sister ship the IJN MUSASHI and they named his birthplace in his honor.

    • @Mrpeerless947
      @Mrpeerless947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I knownow Gandhi was very smart and thinking person but he lost to Quaid-e-azam in all categories other than being famous and it's sad to say but he was killed by his own country India after Pakistan was set free

    • @MickyTzzz
      @MickyTzzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought it was pikachu

  • @brycesy3297
    @brycesy3297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6457

    Everyone gangsta until Musashi draws his second sword.

    • @Fudgeballs88
      @Fudgeballs88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      As good as he was with a sword all that is needed to defeat him is a well trained spearman

    • @kyokushinavocadosoup3595
      @kyokushinavocadosoup3595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      @@Fudgeballs88 its not like he sparred and fought polearm wielding monks

    • @moneymick22
      @moneymick22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bryce Sy LMFAOOO

    • @kaimobley5324
      @kaimobley5324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Even Baki couldn't get a win off him with 1 sword

    • @kaimobley5324
      @kaimobley5324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@kyokushinavocadosoup3595 we don't know that for sure and is highly unlikely. Maybe the monk part but spearman is diff. Plenty of ppl in the army had spear men. On foot and horse back (which I find more dangerous and difficult). And he's fought in a many wars. Not facing a single spear men or multiple like 2 or 3 by himself I find difficult to believe

  • @ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord
    @ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    "Everyone's got a plan, until they get a flaming arrow to the face."
    - Genghis Tyson.

  • @bloomingblossom5269
    @bloomingblossom5269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    *other swordsmen saying Musashi fought dirty*
    Musashi: Hey, as long as it works

    • @Otswartz
      @Otswartz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      As the SEALS say "If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying !"

    • @dumitruflorin7682
      @dumitruflorin7682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      War is dirty, a real fight is dirty. Wins whom is the most smart. Read Sun Tzu and tell me if you find something "clean" in war strategy. This is not sport...

    • @michaelhowze8198
      @michaelhowze8198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      There's no such thing as cheating in a street fight. If I'm losing and therea a shovel well guess what your getting hit with a shovel. Fairness is for sport and only sport anyone who doesnt fight dirty is a damn fool

    • @bigchungus781
      @bigchungus781 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Musashi dont got nothing on Gandi though

    • @pwe...2626
      @pwe...2626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@michaelhowze8198 I agree...throw some rocks at the eye, kick the groin, run til you escape, scare them by not being afraid to fight...in the streets you gotta do what you gotta do

  • @caddy_guy1789
    @caddy_guy1789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3122

    Musashi is so good that he earned plot armor from life

    • @jakkdlaw
      @jakkdlaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I am sure zoro got the 3 sword style from him

    • @juantoston8272
      @juantoston8272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Musashi has not my respect anymore

    • @juantoston8272
      @juantoston8272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@duderpeace i know but he didnt had honor after all

    • @zackeryskaggs3859
      @zackeryskaggs3859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      @@juantoston8272 。。。 no honor? He literally fought for survival when his enemies fought without honor, trying to assassinate him in a group.

    • @mr.nob0dy712
      @mr.nob0dy712 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jakkdlaw yeah

  • @dakotahadley1219
    @dakotahadley1219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +820

    Imagine the people who weren’t recorded or it was destroyed

    • @timi9378
      @timi9378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ya man I know a couple

    • @caralho5237
      @caralho5237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Or who simply died in battle

    • @youngmagic3602
      @youngmagic3602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      i just want to say this here so it gets seen but gladiators were mostly vegetarian was dude to that meat back then most meat anyways was known as a luxury
      ++and if gladiators did get meat it usually meant because they earned it in battle and were that great of a warrior

    • @Kitajima2
      @Kitajima2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@youngmagic3602 That's only kind of true. The popular gladiators got fat so they could get cut and shed blood without actually dying. Contrary to popular beliefs, most gladiator matches weren't life-or-death situations, although you could easily die (obviously). It was a spectacle, and gladiators were ancient stuntmen

    • @Kitajima2
      @Kitajima2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Colonel Sanders It was destroyed 3 times, and most of the knowledge was lost the first time when Romans likely (accidentally) burned it down

  • @aidanmccrae9329
    @aidanmccrae9329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Desmond Doss deserves to be on this list, the man went into the battle of Okinawa UNARMED, after everyone else had fled and retreated because the Japanese had them outnumbered, he single handedly went into no man’s land without a single weapon to save himself with, and saved 75 wounded soldiers that were left for dead in the middle of no man’s land, a true warrior, there’s a movie about him ‘Hacksaw Ridge’ great film

    • @MrEvanfriend
      @MrEvanfriend ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The movie Hacksaw Ridge was atrocious and offensively bad to every veteran, but yes, Doss was a badass. You want to talk about warriors who don't commit any acts of violence, Doss is the guy to look at, not a politician like Gandhi.

    • @no1fibersplicer525
      @no1fibersplicer525 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Once again great person but not great warrior. Look up definition of warrior. It doesn’t say a great non fighter

    • @aidanmccrae9329
      @aidanmccrae9329 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@no1fibersplicer525 takes a warrior to do what he did though…

    • @no1fibersplicer525
      @no1fibersplicer525 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aidanmccrae9329 no. It takes a brave person with a set of morals that he’s willing to stick to no matter what. But it does not take a warrior to not fight

    • @aidanmccrae9329
      @aidanmccrae9329 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@no1fibersplicer525 no, a brave person would have died going up there to rescue the amount of men he did, he had instinct and was smart enough and strong enough to get through it alone, a true warrior doesn’t need to use a weapon, or fight, or kill, you can’t compare what he did to being just ‘brave’ it takes a lot more than bravery to do what he did

  • @malkn
    @malkn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1546

    ngl, as an indigenous australian, I feel australian history to be neglected, so for you to mention the bravery of the men who lost their lives fighting for our country, just brought me just a bit of happiness, i think i needed

    • @Juan-yu6fl
      @Juan-yu6fl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      You’re not wrong my friend, nearly all aspects of our history are overlooked often whether they are good or bad

    • @sxintst7414
      @sxintst7414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      You lost a war to Emu’s.

    • @painvillegaming4119
      @painvillegaming4119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@sxintst7414 these emu clearly made a deal with the devil

    • @nerocityhd9481
      @nerocityhd9481 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      if i started to list the countries whose history is more neglected than australian you'd cry from having to read it entirely

    • @ultimatefrisby2079
      @ultimatefrisby2079 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sxintst7414 and we still managed to make the Nazi's shit their pants. History is rarely black and white.

  • @UKMJ17
    @UKMJ17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7220

    *Its crazy how humans went from able to kill someone without hesitation to not able to take a joke*
    Edit: let me state this rq, I’m not saying that this is a bad change, I’m only saying it’s a crazy one considering how humans used to act, plus it’s a joke

    • @thewrustywrench21
      @thewrustywrench21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +530

      That’s what happens when you let morals (you know, the thing people pretend they have until they can justify abandoning them) get in the way of progress.

    • @stonefacewiththedrip3377
      @stonefacewiththedrip3377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      r/wooooshed kid be like

    • @oumardiop1
      @oumardiop1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +345

      @@indigo6981 nah i would not wanna be living in the 300s lol end up having your town attacked and your family murdered, or the ruler deciding to kill you for almost no reason

    • @danielbuckle9339
      @danielbuckle9339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Dude... ever heard of French duals

    • @mrgotmilk7238
      @mrgotmilk7238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Hesitation is defeat

  • @Dudotskiiiiii
    @Dudotskiiiiii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +783

    Fate/Grand Order: "WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN."

  • @Hestirix_plays
    @Hestirix_plays ปีที่แล้ว +30

    In my country Malawi (Africa) There is a famous story of a man named Mtingwi (pronunciation: mtee-ngweee)
    During raids and arrival of the whites some survivors on the coasts escaped inland deep into Africa. He was known to be a large man that helped save his people. Among him and a few warriors they were able to take down soldiers while raiding the villages that they passed and when they reached malawi he fought off the Ngoni tribe. Besting over 10 armed men in combat while he was not armed himself. Apparently one night a king from a distant village had his soldiers guide a lion to his hat so it could kill him. But the next day he came to the kings land holding the lions head. Asking him to Try again.
    The reason why the king had attempted this was because mtingwi had killed his son in combat. Who was actually considered larger in size than Mtingwi.
    Apparently he always refused to rule. When asked to do so. Claimed that ruling people required a different form of strength. He just preferred fighting
    To help clarify: Malawi is a landlocked country deep in Africa. And it was formed due to the arrival of many survivors that escaped the coasts. Through out its early beginnings it was a battle zone among different tribes all fighting to claim the land.
    It's a small country with over 20 different tribes spread out across it due to this reason.

    • @Hestirix_plays
      @Hestirix_plays ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@johnnyjericho8472 this is just a tale my countrymen tell each other. I never said everything about it is true. It's clear most of it is exaggerated. But the man truly did live and helped his people

  • @shayden4296
    @shayden4296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    "Winning all your battles is not supreme excellence, supreme excellence comes from breaking the enemy resistance without fighting." - Sun Tzu, The art of war

    • @damo5701
      @damo5701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Napoleon and later Eisenhower both said words similar to "I would rather a lucky general than a good general" with Eisenhower going on to say " they win battles". Great tactics, strategies, overwhelming strength and battle plans can all be undone by mother nature and luck.
      Mustafa Kemal's determination and command and his personal rallying of the retreating Turkish troops at Gallipoli won the day for the Turks and he would go on to become Turkey's greatest modern leader. Yet luck played a part, a bullet or piece of shrapnel was stopped by his pocket watch in his left chest pocket preventing perhaps his death but certainly preventing him being incapacitated and thus able to personally rally the troops.

    • @sloppyoj8163
      @sloppyoj8163 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sun tzu dumb af, pummel your enemy to within an inch of their life and then make them a vassal. Ez claps

    • @charlescourtwright2229
      @charlescourtwright2229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Tarik Hodzic another mark of a good leader is being able to improvise on the spot, since no plan survives contact with the enemy

    • @MarcCastellsBallesta
      @MarcCastellsBallesta 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's the one I missed in the video. Maybe there's no records of him other than his art of war.

    • @thewildcardperson
      @thewildcardperson 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well China has certainly taken that to heart

  • @TheKamiBunny
    @TheKamiBunny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    Miyamoto Musashi was basically the menace of his time. His duels were often brutal and hilarious at the same time.

    • @FullMetalXV
      @FullMetalXV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      idk, he was born really late in to the Sengoku period so all the big battles and actual wars was pretty much over. A lot of MM is like, over glorified stuff. Now, Honda Tadakatsu, that dude was legit

    • @FabricateFrog
      @FabricateFrog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@FullMetalXV oh yeah you were there to see? okay i'll take your expert opinion on the matter into full consideration

    • @FullMetalXV
      @FullMetalXV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@FabricateFrog no one for the last 400 years was alive to see so, using your own logic no one should have an opinion on it, is that correct or would I be wrong in that assumption? I only say it cuz if you look at the 3K era of Chinese history ALLLOOOOOTTT of it is "Romanticized", that means adding flair to stories, putting people where they weren't, having guys do things they never did for the sake of the story being, idk, cooler I guess?

    • @Christofurr
      @Christofurr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Have you seen the Japanese drama series, "Musashi", I think aired late 90's or early 2000's? So good... everyone should watch it.

    • @ace6608
      @ace6608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Honda Tadakatsu is a soldier not a dueler lol funny if he spar with musashi he would die lol No one is smart enough to beat Musashi

  • @sayanneogy3079
    @sayanneogy3079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    Musashi draws out 2nd sword...
    Everyone: why am i hearing protagonist music?

    • @iimduu9287
      @iimduu9287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣😂

    • @kich1091
      @kich1091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Zoro: Two Sword Style

    • @lonerimortal8
      @lonerimortal8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it's more like a boss theme in his second form :^V

    • @Hekkler72
      @Hekkler72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He then spent the rest of the episode powering up.

    • @user_1O7
      @user_1O7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He exists in "Baki" as one of the strongest characters

  • @johnnyrocket1685
    @johnnyrocket1685 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    The best warriors to have ever lived on this earth likely died on an unnamed and forgotten battlefield sometime thousands of years ago, and were intentionally buried in the annals of history by the conquerers who proceeded them.
    .
    These are but the best we KNOW of definitively. The truly best to ever walk this earth will never be known.

    • @themadburner
      @themadburner ปีที่แล้ว

      You probably play alot of video games and have no family who served.

    • @chesterfieldthe3rd929
      @chesterfieldthe3rd929 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The best men are the men who never kill or hurt anything and protect everyone and everything. That's a real man.

    • @jinpachibobochan3532
      @jinpachibobochan3532 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chesterfieldthe3rd929 Yeah, well, but those men won't ever create a big empire that can protect its people and ensure wealth and progress. All great empires were created through blood and fighting. No tyrants will care about your ideal and they will kill you eventually cuz nobody with a white knight in shining armor attitude will survive for long. If you don't give people reason to fear you (the consequences of attacking you), then you will have to deal with one foe after another until you die or become a monster yourself.
      You don't need to be a tyrant yourself, but every great warrior in history, and even some of the great heroes, have blood on their hands.

    • @johnnyrocket1685
      @johnnyrocket1685 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chesterfieldthe3rd929 Jesus’ death resulted in far, far worse treatment of his followers than had he just tried to live and let live, because instead of just thinking “Oh look at these Christians and their wacky belief system,” people began thinking “These are followers of Christ; They MUST die before they spread their beliefs like a cancer.”
      .
      Besides, I’d like to see words stop a nuclear missile flying toward your homeland at 2,000 mph. I’d like to see kindness toward others prevent hundreds of miles from becoming radioactive.
      A true man never harms for the sake of harm, but understands when words no longer work and the Defense of his people and his home becomes necessary.
      Reality isn’t a fairy tale. For every 1 truly good Man, there are 200 Million bad men.

    • @johnnyrocket1685
      @johnnyrocket1685 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@themadburner Most of the men ((and quite a few women)) in my family have served since WW2, so I don’t understand why you feel it necessary to try and berate someone over the internet. Modern technology doesn’t instantly make someone an exceptional warrior, it just means they know how to point and click a trigger.
      Given the fact that Humans ((Homo Sapiens)) have been evolving for more than 1 Million Years, it’s absolutely safe to assume that what we’d consider the “Truly Greatest Warriors” in history already lived and died a long time ago.
      Are you seriously trying to say that a 17 year old boy in Vietnam with an M16 shooting blindly into the jungle is on Par with Alexander the Great, a 20 year old who managed to bring nearly the entire known world under his single banner within 5 years?

  • @americanpig-dog7051
    @americanpig-dog7051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    "I'll let you do the math on that one."
    This is way too much pressure

    • @Milltao3
      @Milltao3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Just take away two zeros from 10,000 🤦🏿

    • @traktorkorkort5751
      @traktorkorkort5751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Milltao3 are you serious, wow. That problem had me flabbergasted. Thank you, I can finally sleep well again.

    • @plaguex5z011
      @plaguex5z011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Traktorkörkort I know this comment is sarcasm but deep down in my reptilian brain I can help but feel like it isn’t.

    • @arnoldrapatalo
      @arnoldrapatalo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That took me 30 seconds.

    • @kallmannkallmann
      @kallmannkallmann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@arnoldrapatalo thats pritty slow, took me 3sec

  • @erichaynes4049
    @erichaynes4049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    "What's that club?"
    "It's not a club, it's a jite"
    "What's it for?"
    "We club people with it"

  • @judahdavis3810
    @judahdavis3810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1423

    How archery was invented : "aye, wanna stab the dude all the way over their but I dont wanna move."

    • @Mayakran
      @Mayakran 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Kill people with rock in hand, throw rock, throw rock with stick (spear), throw small rock-stick further with bow. It’s a natural progression.

    • @stonefacewiththedrip3377
      @stonefacewiththedrip3377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      "Mannn i just wanna stab that guy right that but im lazy asf."

    • @chipiegg1466
      @chipiegg1466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      but then you needed muscles for archery so they invented guns...

    • @judahdavis3810
      @judahdavis3810 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Michael Smith then why take your time out of the day to reply to me. if you find it unfunny then keep it too yourself bucko

    • @periodicdragonflare5572
      @periodicdragonflare5572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chipiegg1466 but then you needed skill to fire a gun. So they invented machine guns.

  • @karloatelj4257
    @karloatelj4257 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Miyamoto Musashi was born in the year 1584. and died June 13, 1645. Battle of Agincourt happened on October 25, 1415. English did not "copy" the strategy from Go Rin no Sho (The Book of Five Rings by Miyamoto Musashi). Still, a good video Sir! Keep it up!

  • @ComputerBLEW
    @ComputerBLEW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +853

    The first person to get hit with an arrow was probably like “wtf was that!”

    • @bTheNomad.
      @bTheNomad. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      🤣

    • @renascitur7051
      @renascitur7051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wut?

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Exactly! What the hell just hit me??😂

    • @reidy1012
      @reidy1012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Before arrows or throwing spears it was slings with small stones travelling with enough speed to hit you almost like a bullet but enough skill it was aimed at the head when used in hunting and at a long range in warfare.

    • @ComputerBLEW
      @ComputerBLEW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@reidy1012 yeah everyone was low budget cosplaying Thor.

  • @postreroleumell.5082
    @postreroleumell.5082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +922

    Miyamoto Mussashi- the man who trashtalked without talking 😂

    • @klipzz1405
      @klipzz1405 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @toilaconhaisam3037
      @toilaconhaisam3037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      *That the most anime shit i have ever heard*

    • @mr.skarkasm7755
      @mr.skarkasm7755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eyyyyy i recognise that, because of Ryu Ga Gotoku Kenzan.

    • @finnredmond3192
      @finnredmond3192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Conor Mcgregor does everything that he did, mussashi was the master of mind games and fighters to this day still use his technique to devastating effect

    • @b_f_d_d
      @b_f_d_d 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@toilaconhaisam3037 lmao

  • @obama7792
    @obama7792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    mushashi: **teleport behind sasaki**
    mushashi: "nothing personal kid"

  • @jordankaltenbach5295
    @jordankaltenbach5295 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Can you imagine how freaked out that Japanese 12 year old must have been seeing that dude run out of the bushes 💀

  • @tiagomatos6962
    @tiagomatos6962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    "While you fought for horses, I studied the blade" - Miyamoto Musashi

    • @brunch8051
      @brunch8051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      i can't take you seriously until you change your profile picture

    • @lionelhutz5137
      @lionelhutz5137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "Like, Scooby let's get out of here!" -Shaggy

    • @AlbertBasedman
      @AlbertBasedman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thats what the fat kid with the katana told me, now it well be forever in my memory whenever i hear that line

    • @couldbeanybody2508
      @couldbeanybody2508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "While you were out sleeping with girls, we studied the blade." - George Memeulous

    • @hmum4138
      @hmum4138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Studied the blade lol what a weeb

  • @Guerrilla_Grodd
    @Guerrilla_Grodd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    "The White Death" should definitely be on this list.
    Simo "Simuna" Häyhä (17 December 1905 - 1 April 2002) was a Finnish military sniper. He is believed to have killed over 500 men during the 1939-40 Winter War, the highest number of sniper kills in any major war. He used a Finnish-produced M/28-30 rifle, a variant of the Mosin-Nagant rifle, and a Suomi KP/-31 submachine gun. His unit's captain Antti Rantamaa credited him with 259 confirmed kills by sniper rifle and an equal number of kills by submachine gun during the Winter War. Later in his book, Rantamaa credited Häyhä with 542 sniper kills. Häyhä never talked about it publicly but estimated in his private war-time diary that he shot around 500.

    • @Anima_Kesil
      @Anima_Kesil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I was actually expecting him here too

    • @loadedlux3284
      @loadedlux3284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      and he lived to tell the tale

    • @skatemate1467
      @skatemate1467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Don't forget Mad jack Churchill The longsword and bow weilding WW2 warrior

    • @victordlh
      @victordlh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Theres a detailed video of him on TH-cam

    • @kaptainkokujin4986
      @kaptainkokujin4986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lets not forget that he got shot in the face with a high-explosive round, shot and killed the person who shot him, and survived.

  • @professionalpotatoimperson6404
    @professionalpotatoimperson6404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    Damn, so in Japan they used to have just random duels by a river, in a school, in the forest? They should make like a GTA style Japanese history game.

    • @fugol1299
      @fugol1299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      It's called open world for honor

    • @dimitrifrog7845
      @dimitrifrog7845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Ghost of Tsushima

    • @SpacePharaoh
      @SpacePharaoh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      It's called Pokemon.

    • @ಇLiv
      @ಇLiv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Lowkey there is a big untapped market for open world ultrarealistic game like gta that takes place in feudal japan or china. Sleeping Dogs was such a cool and interesting game.

    • @datsushi9404
      @datsushi9404 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Human Bean check out ghost of tsushim

  • @MrLf1991
    @MrLf1991 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    William Marshal deserves a shout. Survived serving 5 Kings and was a beast at fighting in tournaments, "The best knight that ever lived"

  • @The88Cheat
    @The88Cheat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    "What should we call the guys with nets?"
    ...
    "Net-man"

    • @ripadipaflipa4672
      @ripadipaflipa4672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Really smart! Wonder if there day job was fishermen

    • @xaer0knight
      @xaer0knight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why did Dr Wily used that for his Robot Masters ;)

    • @thatanimalcracker595
      @thatanimalcracker595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I long to see you amongst the men Naus. There you are... With your net...

    • @blazeaglory
      @blazeaglory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Netty Mc Netface

  • @bobbybobwellington
    @bobbybobwellington 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1478

    Musashi is goated
    Y'all should read the manga Vagabond. It's amazingly written and has some of the best artwork I've seen in a manga

    • @buckets3628
      @buckets3628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      What's the correlation between miyamoto musashi and this manga? Is he a character?

    • @basedpluto
      @basedpluto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bro Vagabond is my favourite Manga of all time.

    • @Karma-cj1wu
      @Karma-cj1wu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Explain the story to me, I might give it a go. I just finished beserk and I'm into viking era fantasy shit

    • @Karma-cj1wu
      @Karma-cj1wu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Paulo Ferreira Im up to date with Vinland, alr I'll give it a go later around 2 am

    • @onepunchflan3071
      @onepunchflan3071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Paulo Ferreira ill give it a read if you like artwork like berserk you could try Sun Ken rock. It's probs one of the best mangas I've read in terms of artwork and storyline

  • @azembejta2463
    @azembejta2463 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    Sun Tzu said The greatest warrior ever is not someone who fights 100 battles and wins a hundred times but an individual who can stop a war without an ounce of bloodshed

    • @Sonosharingan6
      @Sonosharingan6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      khaled bin walid baby

    • @JynxziEdits
      @JynxziEdits ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Then he's not much of a warrior

    • @josephback-upaccount6116
      @josephback-upaccount6116 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      President Trump, first President in 40 years NOT to start a new war

    • @raxevonapbwd8769
      @raxevonapbwd8769 ปีที่แล้ว

      that makes him a diplomat not a warrior. Sun Tzu said a lot of shit that sounds smart but is just very pretentious and stupid

    • @jinpachibobochan3532
      @jinpachibobochan3532 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nah, that is just a great tactician. Warriors fight. Without a fight, you can't prove yourself to be a great warrior.
      You may as well claim that the best cook isn't the one who cooks the tastiest food, but the one who works at the most expensive restaurant. Stuff like that.

  • @owen.jbb999
    @owen.jbb999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    I am so glad you included the Gurkha’s … not only are they the most ferocious and brutal group warriors I could even imagine. They are also the kindest and most polite, loving culture of people you could literally ever meet

    • @voorth
      @voorth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Of course, their signature weapon is called a "kukri", not a "kurki" : en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kukri

    • @jamescherbonnier3756
      @jamescherbonnier3756 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@voorth Yep I was quite offended by this misspelling and pronunciation of something that is synonymous and symbolic with the Gurhkas

    • @voorth
      @voorth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jamescherbonnier3756 Personally,, I am not so much offended by misspellings as mildly irritated - and I like to correct people gently, no offence meant.
      Like spelling "Gurhka" where it should be "Gurkha"... 😀
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gurkha

    • @DroneStrike1776
      @DroneStrike1776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Overhyped. Nothing but British propaganda to make these guys seem like immortal warriors. All it is was a group of soldiers put in a position. It's like calling the Canadian with the longest confirmed killed the "deadliest sniper", he was put in that position. Even Chris Kyle and Carlos Hathcock said they were only put in the position, it's the only reason why they had so many confirmed kill. Not to say these guys aren't good, but it's the British just creating mythical stories during war time. They're known for it with their SAS, MI-5 and 6, WWII airplanes, etc. They went on and on that the Spitfire was the best WWII plane when the Mustang and BF109 were clearly more superior. British hype.

    • @leccy9901
      @leccy9901 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DroneStrike1776 you are so far off, and so misguided its actually sad. Americans cannot see anyone but Americans as powerful though. Because your all weak.

  • @mathewkeen2356
    @mathewkeen2356 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    How is Subutai not on this list. He conquered from Korea to the Golden Horde to Russia to Poland and Hungary. And then for good measure he possessed Hitler and reconquered half of Poland and Russia. (He had a curse on his tomb that said "If you open this tomb you will unleash a conquerer even worse than I" the Soviets opened it the day before Hitler invaded."

    • @mathewkeen2356
      @mathewkeen2356 ปีที่แล้ว

      Another fun fact... Christians of Hungary and Russia were part of the attack on Bagdad. The entire city was slaughtered, Muhammad's bloodline was ended, everyone gone. Except the minority Christian population out of respect for their European partners. This wasn't Subutai but those Christians were there bc of his earlier campaigns.

    • @burritosforlater
      @burritosforlater ปีที่แล้ว

      nice. I'm gonna curse my local Arbys when I die

    • @DarkKnight-db1dy
      @DarkKnight-db1dy ปีที่แล้ว

      Nahh, that was Timerlane, not Subutai

  • @fredericnault5611
    @fredericnault5611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    You also have Léo Major, after just leaving the hospital and still injured, he liberated a whole city by himself from the German army during WW2.
    He litteraly is the real life Rambo.

    • @dazurathefirst8456
      @dazurathefirst8456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      there was also the numerous snipers who fought defending their country, like the white death.

    • @thischanelnolongerexists9041
      @thischanelnolongerexists9041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dazurathefirst8456 yup killed like 600 soviet troops

    • @haijin7484
      @haijin7484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Umm Rambo was based on MGS Benavidez code name Tango Mike Mike.
      Dude was a green beret and step on a landmine and was shot multiple times and yet despite that he charge the enemy lines all by himself just to save his fellow brothers in Vietnam War.

    • @kaynesavage5177
      @kaynesavage5177 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah but it wouldn't be inclusive to talk about white guys like him.

    • @thischanelnolongerexists9041
      @thischanelnolongerexists9041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kaynesavage5177 logic 0%

  • @elmunus1
    @elmunus1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    "Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?" -Abraham Lincoln

    • @deloachapproach4273
      @deloachapproach4273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@DouglasSwainPlaylists
      Sentences beginning with "Do I not" always end in a question mark. Duh.

    • @aldi-mramra8105
      @aldi-mramra8105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@deloachapproach4273 lmao

    • @jaybrock6770
      @jaybrock6770 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what you gathered from that quote?SMH

  • @princeofmalabar1626
    @princeofmalabar1626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    You missed this guy maan. The one just killed entire mob with pistol because some nutcase killed his dog.

  • @justythrasher
    @justythrasher ปีที่แล้ว +41

    *Kukri
    They would use them when they found troops in the black of night.
    They would count the number of eyelets on the sleeping soldiers boots to determine who they fought for and if it was the enemy, they would cut their laces from toe to shin as a form of psychological warfare.
    Amazing soldiers.

    • @DevilsWings
      @DevilsWings ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It´s called kukri right?
      When he said kurki i was sooo confused and thought, wait did it had a other name in the passed?

    • @nickcarncross6137
      @nickcarncross6137 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Correct, and his Ronin definition is off too.
      Ronin- samurai without a master. Not a master samurai.

    • @misoxxup
      @misoxxup ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DevilsWings khukuri

    • @rationalgazer
      @rationalgazer ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@saramshsenpai2832 in the UK, because of the Gurkha regiment, we say Kukri. Khukuri is still a translation from the language sound, and is not literal. Both are correct.

  • @cerdjee4918
    @cerdjee4918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    ah yes, massassi. I remember him from massassi's creed

    • @lyhthegreat
      @lyhthegreat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      maserati?

    • @alucarderipmavtube
      @alucarderipmavtube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Mai-ah-moe-toe Ma-sa-si.
      宮本 - みやもと(Mi-ya-mo-to)
      武蔵 - むさし(Mu-sa-shi)

    • @alveolate
      @alveolate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@alucarderipmavtube literally one of the easiest japanese names to pronounce - just read the freaking letters... and this guy butchers it like he has a norological disorder.

    • @kotarojujo6365
      @kotarojujo6365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Your profile picture is like your comment.

    • @dans4323
      @dans4323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Exactly. It was just pure torture listening to him pronounce Musashi as "ma sassy".

  • @joeytitan7336
    @joeytitan7336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +741

    Emus are the greatest warriors, they never lost a battle

    • @CommonSenserules1981
      @CommonSenserules1981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Emus are large, powerful birds...

    • @CainySNP
      @CainySNP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@CommonSenserules1981 omfg, Australia had 2 wars against emus... and LOST

    • @CommonSenserules1981
      @CommonSenserules1981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@CainySNP And still some of the most proven battle solders in WW2 and WW1 fighting with the British..
      The Birds must be tough ..

    • @CainySNP
      @CainySNP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yup

    • @TAActicalFR
      @TAActicalFR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They have never lost a war* they've definitely lost plenty of battles🤣🤣

  • @roberthipolito1351
    @roberthipolito1351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    0:05 - Flamma, 1# Gladiator [Prestige Lvl 4]
    2:25 - Leonidas 1 of Sparta, hard carried against the Persians
    2:32 - Yue Fei, K/D: 126
    2:37 - Prince Rupert of the Rhine, reported for hacking
    2:45 - Simon Bolivar, 123K KM nonstop hit & run no camping
    2:54 - Anzac fighters, best Clan
    3:48 - Khutulun, *STRONG FEMALE PROTAGONIST*
    7:52 - Miyamoto Musashi, SWORD 100
    15:02 - Gurkhas, "The Expandables"
    >16:30 - Lachhiman Gurung, 1v30 Clutch with 1hp
    >16:44 - Bhanbhagta Gurun, IRL pro COD player
    >17:17 - Bishnu Shrestha, Doom Slayer
    >17:32 - Dipprasad Pun, Rhambo
    18:10 - Blair Pady Mayne, *Battlefield Music Plays*
    19:51 - Mahatma Gandhi, no u

    • @thai8590
      @thai8590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      These guys are all hackers because they beat me

    • @wikipedia917
      @wikipedia917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Respect 100

    • @Cerulean9242
      @Cerulean9242 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      God 100

    • @cgm7454
      @cgm7454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They need simo Häyhä on here best camper in all of history

    • @kostasbiker9302
      @kostasbiker9302 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Leonidas didn't "carry" anything,he died early in the 3rd day if i recall correctly,and the Spartans get all the credit for the work of a thousand something Greeks who stayed till their last breath.If anything Themistocles and Miltiades carried against the Persians with their feats at Marathon and Salamis.

  • @TreySkidmore07
    @TreySkidmore07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This was incredible. The first man that you talked about he had thrown back a handful of grenades and the last one went off in his hand then mangled it. So he pulls out his blade sticks it in the ground and declares that not a single one of them would pass his knife.

  • @michaelgreene7385
    @michaelgreene7385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    It is amazing how you always come up with something different; always very well put together with expertise. No bullshit videos on this channel. Just top of the line recerch and presention. Thank you Arran for the exellant job you always bring to the table. Excellent work and dedication to bring these top of the line videos on any and everything to us.
    Again, thank you for another great video.....
    First class job, Arran.

    • @chrisgamer7144
      @chrisgamer7144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How were you able to comment?

    • @federalbereauofinvestigati9685
      @federalbereauofinvestigati9685 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wtf how dju comment

    • @michaelgreene7385
      @michaelgreene7385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@chrisgamer7144 patron, very proud to support Arran and the fantastic work he does.

    • @kiiturii
      @kiiturii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chrisgamer7144 if you become a member u get access to videos earlier than others. You can see that badge next to his name that says hes been a member for 5 months

    • @michaelgreene7385
      @michaelgreene7385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Gary Oak Do I know you? Are is it you think you mistakenly believe that you know me? I know that you dont know me.But, being a ass is your problem sir, not mine.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Warriors back then: Battle is all about strength, prowess, agility and skill with the sword.
    Warriors now: Hold my bullets

    • @jokerman9295
      @jokerman9295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Nah it’s always been about one thing, intelligence and cunning

    • @horribleperson9531
      @horribleperson9531 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey how you doing?

    • @hyperwatch721
      @hyperwatch721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Be careful or warriors today will breathe heavy with a keyboard and fedora

    • @Adam-082
      @Adam-082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Doesn't matter what time period it was.You have to have nerves of steel.Till you are engaged with an enemy that is trying to kill you and you are trying to do the same.Keeping a level head is a huge part of it.

    • @horribleperson9531
      @horribleperson9531 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hyperwatch721 there weapon of choise is the me'leedy

  • @JezebelIsHongry
    @JezebelIsHongry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    Also we not gonna mention the solo Viking warrior who held off King Harold at Stamford Bridge?

    • @albertchang8778
      @albertchang8778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Are we not going to discuss how his balls.yoink from below

    • @juleksz.5785
      @juleksz.5785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He was on crack, that doesn't count.

    • @discordadmin9796
      @discordadmin9796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@juleksz.5785 nah crack is on viking

    • @octavianholeksa8644
      @octavianholeksa8644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He’s a berserker just a cracked Viking

    • @SpacePharaoh
      @SpacePharaoh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      No because this video was more interested in virtue signalling by including a questionable mongolian parable about a woman who likely could not have done half of what the story claims, and fucking Ghandi who never physically fought anyone.

  • @samrester6254
    @samrester6254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    How Dipprasad Pun did not receive the Victoria Cross, I will never understand.
    Guy is a beast and deserved the highest accolades.
    To be all alone and having to resort to the tripod of your crew-served weapon... There is no give in that guy.

    • @tateranus4365
      @tateranus4365 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      shit how 2/3 of the entire gurkha rifles didn't get the Victoria cross is beyond me!

  • @antaine1916
    @antaine1916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    How could Musashi's tricks be "copied by the English at Agincourt" when the Battle of Agincourt happened in 1415 but he lived between 1584 and 1645?

    • @NycmanTheNicestOfMen
      @NycmanTheNicestOfMen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Time Travel

    • @plaguex5z011
      @plaguex5z011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Umm... uhhh.... well... you see... HEY LOOK AT THIS HISTORY NERD SAYING SHIT

    • @glennross85
      @glennross85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Feelings dont care about your facts.

    • @vincivedivicilextalionas4036
      @vincivedivicilextalionas4036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Facts dont feel about your caring.

    • @daniellickel9867
      @daniellickel9867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Umm yeah just nevermind that small detail and just move along move along nothing to see here.. There you go with all your DAMN facts and truths and stuff. It is more important to be morally correct than factually correct, well AOC says so anyway so it just must be true or is it factual or moral or something, wait Im confused now..

  • @electroninja7419
    @electroninja7419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    Musashi is clearly the inspiration for Masamoto in Young Samurai. Very distinct parallels, including the late, and the early story. Not only that, but in the book, Masamoto made a fighting style known as the Two Heavens, using both Japanese swords. And eventually went to start a school for that technique. In fact, Masamoto even defeated one of his opponents with a Bokken.

    • @ncscoobysnack
      @ncscoobysnack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Reminded me of the young samurai books as well. Allso because of the five rings.

    • @dowogenesthedog7186
      @dowogenesthedog7186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And King Monkey is ripped off in anime constantly.

    • @MicBain
      @MicBain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Musashi is the inspiration for countless anime, manga and videogame characters!

    • @DRGMission_Control
      @DRGMission_Control 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Masamoto’s school is named after the two handed sword technique

    • @Ox_musk
      @Ox_musk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Only one i know the true wariors in 21 century is vladimir putin,

  • @handsomeman-child8751
    @handsomeman-child8751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    I'm really disappointed with your lack of research on this Thoughty. Gladiator matches were rarely ever fought to the death and the majority of casualties were in fact purely accidental. Gladiators had to be trained, clothed, equipped, fed, and housed which made them an expensive investment. No one would be willing to put the effort and money into sponsoring gladiators if half of them would die at the end of every day.

    • @The_0G_Chad
      @The_0G_Chad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Also just like WWE many times the most popular gladiator what is vaulted and promoted to become the champion because as you said fights to the death were extremely rare. It was real fighting many times but it was also partially fake wrestling. Most times they would bring in gladiators from other cities to lose and then those same gladiators we travel to their cities where they would lose so both gladiator schools gained honor in their areas.
      When you see the stories about these gladiators who had hundreds of victories you have to think that tons of them were staged, especially once they became famous. And half the stories you read these incredibly famous ones were already fighting for 20+ years and still whipping on the 25-year-olds who are much more athletic and in their prime.
      We love to romanticize the gladiators, but I truly believe they were 50% UFC fighter 50% WWE star. They were primarily to keep the public off of the politicians and the upper class and most the killing we have associated with them is simply executing prisoners. As you said they were ridiculously expensive and because a lot of the fights were fake they could keep doing it for 20 years so if you were to pay for a fight to the death you would have to pay exorbitant amounts of money.

    • @oninramos3205
      @oninramos3205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Chad Mesiroff I think what you said is true because it was mentioned that he refused to accept the Rudis to gain his freedom 4 times probably
      in exchange of having a good life as a gladiator. I guess his master had enought of him and decided to get rid of him by being killed in the arena because he is too expensive to maintain and his master has already gained so much from him. His master has also probably won the bets when he got killed.

    • @canudiglett9841
      @canudiglett9841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Not to mention that the Nepalese Gurkhas used a kukri, not a kurki.

    • @szepi79
      @szepi79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@canudiglett9841 thank you!!!

    • @user-ok8dd5el9i
      @user-ok8dd5el9i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah can you imagine “COME ON I SPENT 3 GRAND ON YOU KILL THIS MOTHERFU- and that’s 3 grand gone in 20 seconds, great”

  • @mathewkeen2356
    @mathewkeen2356 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Flamma lost 4 times in a battle to the death. They just didn't kill him. Why leave that part out.

    • @hemanag1020
      @hemanag1020 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow, thanks for that. Rather important.

  • @Velociferon
    @Velociferon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    Musashi: omae wa mo shindeiru
    Sasaki: nani?!?

    • @easyislander
      @easyislander 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omae wa mo Shindeiru was from a anime called Hokuto no Ken, not Musashi.

    • @jakeldk6811
      @jakeldk6811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@easyislander bruh

    • @thenorthstarsamurai
      @thenorthstarsamurai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@easyislander bruv are you fucking brain dead? I respect that you know Hokuto No Ken but wtf it's a joke ofcourse not

    • @armedwithwings3953
      @armedwithwings3953 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@easyislander r/woosh

  • @SquirrelGamez
    @SquirrelGamez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    Ah yes, Khutulun's wedding competition, the precursor to Wrestlemania.
    Also Miyamoto Musashi was a cheeky duelist. Not only was he an excellent warrior, he also would stack the deck in his favor every time. Gotta read the Book of Five Rings, it's great.

    • @astranix0198
      @astranix0198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If Miyamoto-san fought today he would be reported foe hax.

    • @dowogenesthedog7186
      @dowogenesthedog7186 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@astranix0198 but we don't fight to death anymore.

    • @dowogenesthedog7186
      @dowogenesthedog7186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Not really, he just threw people of guard/confused foes, and he wasn't scared to kill somebody with the first blow.
      I don't think fighting swords with a boat oar is really stacking things in his favour, that was a genius badass move (if its true).

    • @dowogenesthedog7186
      @dowogenesthedog7186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He also didn't wash, so he was on guard everytime, something his foes weren't prepared to do.

    • @ultim8benchwarmingchamp59
      @ultim8benchwarmingchamp59 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just added it to my cart after this video. I'd heard his story several times before, but never thought to read his book.

  • @baileymcmanus1816
    @baileymcmanus1816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    I've never heard it called a "kurki" before. Almost certain it's said "kukri"

    • @helgi3311
      @helgi3311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      An honest mistake

    • @FLEREXION
      @FLEREXION 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Khukuri. खुकुरी is the Nepali Word. 😁

    • @edwardsanchez3708
      @edwardsanchez3708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your momma is a cookie!

    • @scifinerd1911
      @scifinerd1911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha
      Go be a grammar pr*ck somewhere else

    • @madvicemusic
      @madvicemusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      kurki means crane in finnish lmao :D (the bird, not the construction thingy)

  • @BookMunee
    @BookMunee ปีที่แล้ว +6

    IDK man, I really like Vagabonds take on Musashi's upbringing and the truth of Sasaki having been an imposter all his life. Makes for a greater tale than the "truth" which was Musashi pretty much being everyones main villan and Sasaki being the hero of the people. History tends to make us see the good guys poorly for a time.

  • @RedForeman
    @RedForeman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3912

    Honorable mention: the great keyboard warriors of The internet

  • @aidan8465
    @aidan8465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Sasaki: *Strikes*
    Musashi: *Teleports to the side* Omae wa mou shindeiru.
    Sasaki: Nani?!?

    • @cr_duo9208
      @cr_duo9208 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice

    • @user-marco789
      @user-marco789 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cr_duo9208 cringe

    • @hoibsh21
      @hoibsh21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Musashi: Nani nani noo noo!!

    • @merks3129
      @merks3129 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sasaki Kojiro in ROR beats musashi

    • @cr_duo9208
      @cr_duo9208 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-marco789 Do you know what vocobalury is?

  • @goldfeverreliever
    @goldfeverreliever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    Thoughty2 you just gave me shivers.
    My grandfather was in the Australian 9th division and was one of those Anzacs that drove back the desert fox. To hear them mentioned in a video of this calliber is so important to me. Thank you

  • @KalebMcCollough
    @KalebMcCollough ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love the “kurki” knife or properly known as the kukri, very agile blade with exceptional slicing sbility

  • @discordadmin9796
    @discordadmin9796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3774

    I mean, my dad is pretty good with a baseball bat

    • @sushantthakuri3332
      @sushantthakuri3332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      mine is with a cricket bat 😂

    • @pepe3897
      @pepe3897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @FBI Federal Bureau of Investigation something is wrong fbi

    • @IvanOoze1990
      @IvanOoze1990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He can insert at least half of it.

    • @hellrunxcsp9033
      @hellrunxcsp9033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      You guys haven't seen my gran with a walking stick

    • @Trollamollex
      @Trollamollex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @FBI Federal Bureau of Investigation That's pretty impressive, Cows have suck big necks I can't even imagine trying that.

  • @Super_Rockie_Rukawa_Kun
    @Super_Rockie_Rukawa_Kun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2007

    if you want to enrage a Japanese person the only thing you have to do is to come late, this is true even to this day. LOL

    • @49mrbassman
      @49mrbassman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Sure is. Mind you my mere existence infuriates a lot of people for no other reason that I am there and won't move aside for them.

    • @JohnSDoe-hg1vj
      @JohnSDoe-hg1vj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      There's nothing LOL about that. Being late is simply disrespectful in many nations.

    • @Super_Rockie_Rukawa_Kun
      @Super_Rockie_Rukawa_Kun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@JohnSDoe-hg1vj tell that to Mexico

    • @bobafute1621
      @bobafute1621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@49mrbassman i bet you're a really cool person

    • @liamvalent365
      @liamvalent365 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ol Gilgamesh

  • @fluffnstuph85
    @fluffnstuph85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    All wise men fear three things, the sea in a storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a patient man.

    • @cob.9831
      @cob.9831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Where did you get that

    • @EPICGAMER-np1rn
      @EPICGAMER-np1rn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @bigpapaboomboom9735
      @bigpapaboomboom9735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      And they mama when she says "Come here, no I'm not upset."

    • @zippinghen
      @zippinghen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@bigpapaboomboom9735 OH GOD THE MOST INTIMIDATING OF THEM ALL

    • @capitanwararb3953
      @capitanwararb3953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@cob.9831 Kingkiller chronicles
      And its supposed to be the anger of a gentle man

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a Brit, I have huge respect for the Gurkhas. Their bravery in battle and long lasting alliance with my countrymen is definitely worthy of a Victoria Cross. We're truly lucky to have them on our side

  • @Sparklyrelic1518
    @Sparklyrelic1518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    Kinda disappointed the White Death wasn't included. Dude was insane.

    • @julicrusellas
      @julicrusellas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He wasnt a warrior

    • @pringleaddict5827
      @pringleaddict5827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Juli Crusellas why

    • @gswgang9095
      @gswgang9095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Pringle Addict he was a sniper a warrior is more medieval I think

    • @jefflewis6820
      @jefflewis6820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@gswgang9095 He was frontline. It very much counts if Gandi counts.

    • @johannehallett7604
      @johannehallett7604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Juli Crusellas he was a combatant in war this makes him a warrior

  • @jeffphillips916
    @jeffphillips916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    With our over zealous Hollywood, I'm shocked nobody has done a major motion picture about Khutulun. This would actually be true, impressive, and if done right one that many of us would line up to see.

    • @Ahmad-cc2jk
      @Ahmad-cc2jk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      If im correct she was in the netflix series marco polo

    • @ryynerwicked2762
      @ryynerwicked2762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Marco Polo Netflix not about her in particular but it's probably the closest ull get

    • @ariadneschild8460
      @ariadneschild8460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She's kinda like a real life red Sonja.

    • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
      @davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I guess Mulan is about as close as they've come so far.

    • @jeffphillips916
      @jeffphillips916 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davidanderson_surrey_bc accept with filming in regions that contain camps

  • @Swidhelm
    @Swidhelm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    What makes a warrior legendary is how he fills his perk tree, and distributes his XP. :P

    • @horribleperson9531
      @horribleperson9531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That sounds like a TierZoo video

    • @HideorEscape
      @HideorEscape 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly like in Skyrim

    • @Kaledrone
      @Kaledrone 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Abserd O Shush, the truth offends people.

  • @oscareriksson7423
    @oscareriksson7423 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the ending you really nailed it bro, keep up the good work!

  • @sandk7969
    @sandk7969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    A vegetarian warrior? Now i believe in Popeye the sailorman. The strongest man in history with a can of spinach.

    • @Demostravius
      @Demostravius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Depends who you talk to but one hypothesis is they ate a lot of barley to pack on fat, allowing them to survive deeper cuts.

    • @RialuCaos
      @RialuCaos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I somehow doubt that they were voluntarily vegetarian. Meat was a bit of a luxury food, and they were slaves.

    • @cmamsler
      @cmamsler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It wasn’t a choice to be vegetarian eat what u got and don’t die we’re the only two rules back then

    • @malikashtar7216
      @malikashtar7216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it wasn't spinach, it was weed 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @mastercharlesdiltardino8058
      @mastercharlesdiltardino8058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’m sure that these men could be gifted meat for winning or get to eat some of the animals killed in the pits.

  • @Blacklemonsss
    @Blacklemonsss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Miyamoto musashi is one of my favourite people in history, his fight against sasaki is one of the coolest stories hands down

    • @dvult3684
      @dvult3684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      he dodged by putting his leg forward and sliding to the west thus turning him backwards while hitting the mans head using his turning as further power to fuel the hit on his head after doing so he hit his ribs with such force that was not able to be predicted due to the lack of further details.

  • @TimberedMoss07
    @TimberedMoss07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    You've forgotten the greatest warrior ever, Guts, the 100 man slayer, by himself in a single night.

    • @cooldownboi3890
      @cooldownboi3890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ho forgot finnish ski sniper boi

    • @alatcogamingchair2918
      @alatcogamingchair2918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rookie numbers

    • @greyraiz1301
      @greyraiz1301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Guts is a legend💥💯😂

    • @blobteamz7909
      @blobteamz7909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yesssss a bleach anime fan

    • @kly8105
      @kly8105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Any Helsing or Belmont would just grin and chuckle.
      Perish the thought, the original black swordman was cool, but he's cute compared to what's out there.
      Fuck man, even Batman would laugh.

  • @baj3bus
    @baj3bus ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You really caught me off guard when you said Gandhi.
    At this moment in time I am filled with rage once again ready to snap but I breathe knowing stoicism and persistent peace will get me through yet another day. With tears in my eyes I have to admit, one old man's messages still manages to be correct. Ghandi was so brave.
    Thanks man.

    • @manojkale4408
      @manojkale4408 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really 😂 he was hoax, indoa wasn’t get independence cause of gandi instead of sacrificed of countless freedom fighters, bhagat sing, sukhdev, rajguru, astonishingly clever and brave Subhash chandra bose and many more,

  • @avinavkrishna
    @avinavkrishna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    Field Marshal Sam Manekshaw : "If a man says he is not afraid of dying, he is either lying or he is a Gurkha."

    • @owenhibbs4339
      @owenhibbs4339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Reason I say don’t mess with the Gurkha’s and I’m proud to have the honour of people like that protecting the country I live in

    • @frostmourne1986
      @frostmourne1986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@owenhibbs4339 Ah a fellow SGean?

    • @5AB_DA_SHER
      @5AB_DA_SHER 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Obviously never met a sikh then

    • @I_am_sed
      @I_am_sed 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      r u nepali

    • @ItsMe-lt6up
      @ItsMe-lt6up 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or he is a Viking

  • @anthonyernst999
    @anthonyernst999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    Imagine being "the first to be hit with an arrow" "the first person to get stabbed with a sword" "first person to get shot" or "first person to die"

    • @rayanfarhat5006
      @rayanfarhat5006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's scary but you should be proud of your self for your sacrifice to save others

    • @nsvoo30
      @nsvoo30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@rayanfarhat5006 just because you died does not mean you died for something.

    • @rayanfarhat5006
      @rayanfarhat5006 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nsvoo30 since you said imagine being first one dies that mean that there is others that you died first instead of him, so you protect him and your death have meaning

    • @CapnLan
      @CapnLan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine being the last person to die in an indecisive war. As the casualties drop at the end, before the peace, the number of medals awarded jumps up sharply.

    • @gollumisahomie5671
      @gollumisahomie5671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m pretty sure you get extra points for the first kill

  • @ein7647
    @ein7647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    First person who got shot with an arrow: What was that? **Searches frantically** Must've been the wind.

  • @wesleystone8284
    @wesleystone8284 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Royal Newfoundland Regiment
    In 1917, for their performance at the Third Battle of Ypres and the Battle of Cambrai, King George V bestowed the title “Royal” on the Newfoundland Regiment. They were the only regiment in the British or imperial armies to receive this title during the war.

  • @Felix.Fictus
    @Felix.Fictus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Never before have I seen a man stand before a camera on the internet and mispronounce so many words with such confidence.

    • @theeccentricwriter4657
      @theeccentricwriter4657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tezla Alchemia lol, it’s entertaining to hear from my Asian ears.

    • @RMosher11
      @RMosher11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Holy shit! An original, clever and shockingly funny comment. Finding one of these in the comment section is like finding an honest politician. Well done!

    • @oogey6493
      @oogey6493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You know though, when you say anything with confidence it can pass as correct and truth.
      I have heard of everyone he spoke of, but I have never heard the correct pronunciation of any of them. So I was convinced haha.

    • @amitnatural
      @amitnatural 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was itching in my mind when he said "satyagraha"

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RMosher11 At least one of those is a real thing you can find!

  • @DastardlyDawar
    @DastardlyDawar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    This guy looks like freddie mercury if he was an accountant.

    • @Atharv_Shukla1
      @Atharv_Shukla1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      r/rareinsults

    • @DastardlyDawar
      @DastardlyDawar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alexander-mauricemillamlae4567 Badum tsss

    • @boy1da
      @boy1da 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @boy1da
      @boy1da 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alexander-Maurice Mill LOL

    • @RichFromTheDuece
      @RichFromTheDuece 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alexander-Maurice Mill Don’t ever try your hand at standup, bruh.

  • @averageillegalmemesdealer
    @averageillegalmemesdealer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Thoughty2: "Eyyyy thohtee teew heeea..."
    My day: *made*

    • @rileysmith9929
      @rileysmith9929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      instantly

    • @kiiturii
      @kiiturii 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      what

    • @Legion849
      @Legion849 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha it made my day

    • @robinbjerregaard4077
      @robinbjerregaard4077 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      (pronounced "fawty two") 😉
      "Th-fronting is the pronunciation of the English "th" as "f" or "v". When th-fronting is applied, /θ/ becomes /f/ (for example, three is pronounced as free) and /ð/ becomes /v/ (for example, bathe is pronounced as bave). - Wikipedia"

    • @aredjayc2858
      @aredjayc2858 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kiiturii "hey thoughty2 here"

  • @bryandrums9275
    @bryandrums9275 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The best warrior is one that can resolve issues without drawing blood, one that can inpire the generation to be better. To be truthful and to be like a light to the world that could fill people with unshakable faith

  • @GoldenBigBob
    @GoldenBigBob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1228

    Nuclear Ghandi is the strongest warrior who ever lived.

    • @Ryuomaa
      @Ryuomaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Ah I see you're a man of culture as well

    • @thepheonix1853
      @thepheonix1853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Naw it's John

    • @mellokheel1008
      @mellokheel1008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      (Hanzo enters the chat)
      Really.!

    • @thepheonix1853
      @thepheonix1853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mellokheel1008 John: Who?

    • @AnimaRandom
      @AnimaRandom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      an eye for an eye
      make the world go blind

  • @therealbeaston
    @therealbeaston 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    My dad with his belt when I was 13 is the greatest warrior I've ever met.

    • @michaelgreene7385
      @michaelgreene7385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bet your ass on that....

    • @SteelBlueVision
      @SteelBlueVision 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@michaelgreene7385 He did and he lost! (and his ass still remembers the battle and has scars to prove it...)

    • @michaelgreene7385
      @michaelgreene7385 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SteelBlueVision I heard that, loud and painfully clear! I sure do anyway! Lol.

    • @michaelgreene7385
      @michaelgreene7385 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SteelBlueVision I got a few of those, not as many as I should have, but a few of them, they helped clear up your thinking for sure, mine anyway, for sure. Thanks for your comment, it definitely rings true, at least, for me. Lol.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    Warriors back then: Battle is all about strength, intelligence, prowess, agility and skill with the sword.
    Warriors now: Haha! Gun goes pew pew!

    • @tomkelley7174
      @tomkelley7174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Think so?

    • @youngestdoinit
      @youngestdoinit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@tomkelley7174 yes we know so

    • @jonathangilbert7194
      @jonathangilbert7194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Check out the navy seal’s combat regiment. You’d be surprised how lethal they are without a gun

    • @parakeet5400
      @parakeet5400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jonathangilbert7194 but what about *with* gun???

    • @jev8665
      @jev8665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@parakeet5400 obviously people are more lethal with a gun but their is a lot more to it

  • @adamwu4565
    @adamwu4565 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Khutulun beating multiple men at wrestling of all things is quite remarkable. There are to my knowledge no historically surviving reports mentioning that Khutulun was physically unusually large for a woman (a few mentioning that she was strong, but not unusually big) and as we know, size and mass really matter a lot in wrestling. So in many of her contests she was probably facing and beating men who were bigger, stronger and heavier than she was.
    The contests being formal ones with specific rules, where, per the Marco Polo account, victory appears to be awarded for first throw, probably helped, but still.

    • @importantvideos4529
      @importantvideos4529 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What are your sources for her victories and claim to thousands of horses by beating these men? I've been asking around for years, no one has provided any other than Marco Polo, which to be honest, casts even more doubt. Unless you also believe in dragons and dog men, etc... Lol. 3 years of asking for verified, credible sources and eyewitnesses. No one has provided any. Yes she existed, and yes she was a good wrestler. But the more fantastical claims appear to be pdopoganda/tall tales as no one seems to have credible sources. They always go back to Marco Polo, which is a problem.

    • @freeynwmelly7415
      @freeynwmelly7415 ปีที่แล้ว

      We’ll if u believe that too be true and nothing more than a legend your quite dumb

  • @yuhboijosiah8083
    @yuhboijosiah8083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    "A Shinobi would know the difference between honor and victory."
    - Genichiro

  • @bobthebobman7457
    @bobthebobman7457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    “Nooo you can’t just give civilian guns to kill samurais”
    “Haha gun go brrrrrrt”

    • @tttable1270
      @tttable1270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Samurais used Muskets too bro.Much better Muskets and Canons.And Cavalry destroyed exposed Gunners.This trend will continue till Mid-19th century.Cavalry,during the Napoleonic wars,were the ace of Good generals .
      Dont r/whooosh me pls.

    • @charlescourtwright2229
      @charlescourtwright2229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@tttable1270 the cavalry charge died when the maxim was born

    • @dannyfergusson3243
      @dannyfergusson3243 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Samurais were so good because they adhered to Bushido which is a mindset thats applied in many armies and elite units to this very day.

    • @wyattperry6531
      @wyattperry6531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There’s no evidence that bushido was ever a real thing bud, do your research

    • @traiwitz2736
      @traiwitz2736 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tttable1270 r/whooosh

  • @adamdeniel12
    @adamdeniel12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    Damn those gurka stories sounds like COD characters god damn

    • @JakShadwin
      @JakShadwin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      A unit of gurka's were attached to an airborne unit and got a brief they were going to jump at 5000 feet. The gurka command said that was to high and asked to jump lower twice before the airborne commander realized they thought they were being asked to jump without parachutes.

    • @TheDarkThing0
      @TheDarkThing0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      in the first Gurka story where they were injured by a grenade the man had to cycle the bolt and fire with one hand as the other was too injured

    • @patrickkelly5013
      @patrickkelly5013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I’ve served jointly with quite a few Armies of the Allied Nations and one thing we unanimously agree on is- don’t fuck with the Gurkhas. Those dudes are badass.

    • @sameer___rai
      @sameer___rai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      There were 3 gorkha who was assigned as scout for a night during the world war
      Japanese decided to suprise the gurkha with 200soldiers
      2 of gurkha soldier were killed and one was left alive
      Japanese soldiers fired grenades the gurkha threw back 2 grenade and the third exploded in his arm then he took his khukuri and stabbed it to the floor and said none of u will pass this checkpoint he then battle 200soldiers with his left arm and won the battle
      200amry vs 1gurkha
      Gurkha wins

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Those guys are so awesome....🤘😁

  • @andrewsmallacombe9468
    @andrewsmallacombe9468 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The jutte that Musashi's father (or possibly grandfather - history is unclear on this) taught was not a police truncheon, but a bladed weapon and probably influenced Musashi's fighting styles.
    It is also believed that he didn't actually kill Kojiro - that was probably carried out by his seconds.

  • @friskylemon8660
    @friskylemon8660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    "A true warrior doesn't need a sword." - Thors

  • @FightCommentary
    @FightCommentary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    You forgot Charlie Zelenoff

    • @davidblackwell9401
      @davidblackwell9401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂🤣😂🤣😂😅

    • @greenthumbbum76
      @greenthumbbum76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Last I heard he beat Tyson when he came out of retirement for those charity fights 🤓

    • @allanhenriques2694
      @allanhenriques2694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Goldfinch "her" lol

    • @ERWIMCOGGEL
      @ERWIMCOGGEL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yoU foRgoT ChaRliE ZelEnofF

    • @joeso2727
      @joeso2727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol

  • @davis4555
    @davis4555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Greatest Warrior: Ghandi
    I see someone has played Civ5

    • @natebit8130
      @natebit8130 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      45

    • @untruewalrus1323
      @untruewalrus1323 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *ATOM BOMB BABY, ATOM, ATOM BOMB, I WANT HER IN MY WIG WAM*

  • @vyatranto
    @vyatranto ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Khalid ibn al-Walid RA was a dueller, warrior, and general. He even defeated the Prophet Muhammad SAW once, before embracing Islam. After embracing Islam, he never lost any battle nor any duel. He was humble. Even accepted when he was demoted into common soldier instead of a general and did his duty well. However, the appointed general still consulted him due to his superior military skill. He hoped to die in battle but instead died on his bed due to old age.

  • @omegagilgamesh
    @omegagilgamesh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1787

    So, wrestle a woman, and either lose 100 horses, or gain a wife.
    ...lose-lose situation?
    Edit: Can no one tell that I'm making an intentionally bad joke?

    • @lupusthefurry7012
      @lupusthefurry7012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yuuup

    • @cosmiko._
      @cosmiko._ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Back to the work site, no more nagging wife.

    • @satayiaia9704
      @satayiaia9704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      She was rich

    • @omegagilgamesh
      @omegagilgamesh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@satayiaia9704 wouldn't her suitors have also been rich?

    • @theycallme4799
      @theycallme4799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Is that why the 'horse' is called a nag?

  • @tale7955
    @tale7955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    So, DoomSlayer is Australian.

    • @crustybomb115
      @crustybomb115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i wouldnt be surprised XD

    • @Nobody-ed9bv
      @Nobody-ed9bv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Demons are just really big bugs

    • @dragoxk4542
      @dragoxk4542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’d rather go to hell than Australia

    • @Aldoz
      @Aldoz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nobody aye, I’ll drink to that

    • @zacharywilton9949
      @zacharywilton9949 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's Polish.

  • @shinobix4925
    @shinobix4925 2 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    Well since I haven't seen anyone commenting on it I'm gonna be the one to say that Princess Khutulun is underrated and soooooo badass. My favourite summary of her life is just "She said anyone who beat her could marry her, and anyone who couldn't owed her 100 horses. She died unmarried, in possession of 10,000 horses".
    The most impressive part is that it's not even like her opponents weren't trying, horses were held in especially high regard during Mongolia's reign and the bond between a warrior and their horse was considered borderline sacred. To rip 1 horse from a man's hands would be much, but to ask for 100 was insane. Every single man that challenged her would have went in completely expecting to win and absolutely ready do they everything they could to make sure that happened, and yet despite all that Khutulun still manages to hold a record greater than any athlete that has existed to this day.
    Musashi, Flamma, and the others were all great let's not get that twisted. But Khutulun as far as I know has the greatest win : loss ratio of anyone that has existed, and that is simply incredible. Let's please put some respect on that name

    • @AngelRodriguez-zt6nv
      @AngelRodriguez-zt6nv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It's like the story of a woman who's vagina was so big she was willing to marry whomever made her scream, one man finally succeeded with only 4 inches 😳 the secret was that the 4 inches were in thickness 😂🤣😂

    • @akilbrazier1421
      @akilbrazier1421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      They need to make a movie about her

    • @giosbizarreart9048
      @giosbizarreart9048 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Pretty sure mulan is based off her in some way

    • @patrickwinegar5635
      @patrickwinegar5635 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Proving men are incapable of hitting a woman they want to bed with 100% of their force. It's in our dna.

    • @SilencedButNotForgotten
      @SilencedButNotForgotten 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      More difficult to beat a woman you want to marry.

  • @devinrogerson3035
    @devinrogerson3035 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great way to respect our history's greatest warriors. Thanks man. I Appreciate it.