Lemme be the 🤓. Cats do that, not because of separation anxiety. They do it for _you._ Poops is vulnerable time. And cats operate on the buddy system. Thats why they stare at you when _they_ poop. Cat expects you to have its back, and it tries to return the favor. So just stare right *at* your cat next time it poops. Lock eyes. He'll appreciate it. And when he makes that scrunchy face to push, you'll die laughing. So everyone wins.
@@cyndaquil1433 But what if a hostile rat climbs up the pipes in your bathroom while your vulnerable? How can the cat protect you from the rat from outside the room?
Legends: Arceus serves as a stark reminder of why even the most hardened criminal still honors the result of a pokémon battle with a ten-year-old: Because after the battle's over, only one of you still has conscious trained attack beasts.
@@jamaldavis2480 With all the low level mons they have, pretty much... But just imagine 10 grunts using zubat to confure your pokemon. They could still win even in that regard
I remember when I had an owl "puff" up on me, I just walked up to it, grabbed it by the feet, then placed it on my head (I was wearing a hoodie), and it just enjoyed the ride. I went from 6'3" to 6'3" with a fuzzy owl on my head.
owls hunch over and extend their wings in attempt to scare things they view as a threat, also let's have some appreciation for cino for having to edit noble's head onto some dude on the toilet
Loralei in the 90s anime looks like a character out of an early Gundam show. It's extremely noticeable when she's near the main characters. It's like they got a completely different artist to draw her.
This is everyones daily reminder to stay hydrated and drink water and eat your meals! Take care of yourselves and remember: Just calling Eevees "potato" does not magically turn them into an edible starch 😊
Speaking of chonky Pikachu, I still have a 1996 one from Japan with a white face (which Pikachu didn't have for long) and two metal circles underneath it. I have not changed the batteries a single time in the past twenty-seven years, and, yet, when the metal circles are touched, Pikachu still says, "Pikachu?" and lights its little red cheeks a few times.
8:54 That's pretty much why at least many cats do this; they understand that we are "vulnerable" while peeing/pooping, but also think that we're too dumb/inept to protect ourselves (no doubt frustrated by our repeated failure to learn from them how to hunt like a true apex predator), and so take it upon themselves to stand watch while we do our business.
My headcanon about people eating meat in the Pokemon world is that the Pokemon probably mostly don't care as long as they don't see you doing it. After all, a lot of species are confirmed carnivores that hunt others for food, so they understand when someone wants to imbibe in a little Pignite bacon. However, because they probably also know that humans are capable of surviving decently well on a vegan diet and have the means to do so exclusively without worrying about where their next meal will come from, Pokemon tend to get jealous, with moodier species being prone to straight up stealing meat right off of their trainers' plates. 6:27 As Lance says in Masters, not all dragons have to be Dragon type. My guess as to what the Dragon type is that it's more the pure energy of dragons, with some having more of it than others. It's like how in Monster Hunter, the Dragon element is not exclusive to Elder Dragons, and can be found in species like Deviljho and Ebony Odogaron.
Imitation Klawf meat according to the item description, but then again that just implies that people DO eat the real stuff to even know if it tastes right, but still
7:14 I watched the second season of the original, she was in it, and honestly I think she even reacted like one, but also I don’t think I cared much about her because I was at my great grandmas house preparing for her funeral, so that was something
3:22 "It's Just adorable, that's why it's in the video, it's not a meme." ... Suspicious. I double-checked, though, and it's not Loss, so I'm at a loss for what it could be
6:28 I thought Pokemon Masters EX confirmed that not all dragon pokemon are dragon type. So charizard and gyarados are dragon pokemon, just not dragon type.
3:22 Had to show my wife the cuteness. 8:55 Just know the cat will judge you on your poop and you'll be ever so disturbed when the cat brings it up in the next fight. 10:35 omg That cute.
Ah yes, Lorelei, the Elite Four's Ice Queen beauty. Though she had ice types that could freeze you in your tracks, her demeanor melts even the most frozen hearts. Also her style changed some in the Game Freak versions of the game depending on with one you play.
8:27 Cats often associate water with danger, so when you are in the bathroom, to them, you are in danger. So when a cat follows you to the bathroom and tries to watch you poop, just know that they aren't being little perverts (being naked all the time and shitting where others can see is the 'Norm' for them). They just want to make sure you are safe.
2:13 Lechonk is a pig. That thing wouldn't be concerned one iota about seeing another Lechonk getting eaten, since pigs will not hesitate to eat a single scrap of anything edible that falls in front of them. I've heard true horror stories about farmers falling into their hog pens at feeding time, and they couldn't even find bones after they got the hogs out.
You know that AI Sada was made in the image of its creator when its first act as an autonomous being was to abandon Arven all over again. Home Boy was right to put Mabosstiff first. Found family is best family
From what I remember while meat does be eaten it's, the vast majority of the time (slowpoke tail) all synthetic. I remember it was said in an interview I think.
0:44 with 100's of videos, several let's plays on your other channel, a mountain of pokemon plushies, potato as your clear favorite plushy... hmmm yeah "slight pokemon fan" indeed...
A humanoid cat peeping in on you in the bathroom sounds like a fantasy “Offbrand” plot.
Thanks Meowscarada, very cool 👌
"Goddamn it meowscarda my dick's in waste management mode, not waste PRODUCTION mode."
Lemme be the 🤓. Cats do that, not because of separation anxiety. They do it for _you._ Poops is vulnerable time. And cats operate on the buddy system. Thats why they stare at you when _they_ poop. Cat expects you to have its back, and it tries to return the favor.
So just stare right *at* your cat next time it poops. Lock eyes. He'll appreciate it. And when he makes that scrunchy face to push, you'll die laughing. So everyone wins.
@Volyren mine sits on my lap and gives kisses.
Let just hope it doesn't awaken something in Meowscarada.
Cats normally follow you to the bathroom because they want to protect you.
They wish nothing more than to guard you while you poop.
I aint mad at you i just want to type yell: IF THEY WANT TO PROTECT ME WHILE I POOP THEY CAN ATLEAST PROTECT ME OUTSIDE THE BATHROOM!
@@cyndaquil1433 But what if a hostile rat climbs up the pipes in your bathroom while your vulnerable? How can the cat protect you from the rat from outside the room?
@@purestdark8819 Don't forget sewer gators and snakes...
i mean, that is nice of them, but can they not stare at me like i owe them money? i am a shy pooper.
My cat tries to open the door, then puts his paws under the door while meowing lol
'Why not make a refrigerator Pokémon at some point?' - Noble, lost pause. Frost Rotom; 'Am I joke to you?'
2:23 For an evil organization, pokemon villains weirdly follow the rules of battles (using fair fights, and even paying)
Legends: Arceus serves as a stark reminder of why even the most hardened criminal still honors the result of a pokémon battle with a ten-year-old:
Because after the battle's over, only one of you still has conscious trained attack beasts.
I mean to be fair I don't tink they would win in numbers either.
@@CosmicPlatonix Yeah that is true
@@jamaldavis2480 With all the low level mons they have, pretty much... But just imagine 10 grunts using zubat to confure your pokemon.
They could still win even in that regard
@@ashurad_fox5991 Soundproof and/or Own Tempo
8:50 You don't understand, the cat KNOWS you're vulnerable, that's why it's approaching. It KNOWS. 😨
Noble: "That's adorable."
Me: "It's getting ready to eat that cat."
I remember when I had an owl "puff" up on me, I just walked up to it, grabbed it by the feet, then placed it on my head (I was wearing a hoodie), and it just enjoyed the ride.
I went from 6'3" to 6'3" with a fuzzy owl on my head.
owls hunch over and extend their wings in attempt to scare things they view as a threat, also let's have some appreciation for cino for having to edit noble's head onto some dude on the toilet
Loralei in the 90s anime looks like a character out of an early Gundam show. It's extremely noticeable when she's near the main characters. It's like they got a completely different artist to draw her.
Nina Purpleton vibes
8:30 When I look at the meowscarada photo, I can't stop thinking of aqua's smug face when she saw kazuma's asset like barely impressed. 😂
To me it's that photo where a realistic mal-0 looks through a door window
8:55 That's why you CLOSE THE BATHROOM DOOR, YOU ABSOLUTE BARBARIAN.
Wouldn't work. Meowscarada can just open the door. Also, cats won't shut up if you lock them out.
@@hunnybeeuwu4188 My bathroom door has a L-shaped knob aka a handle, so my normal cat could get in if I didn't lock it.
@@hunnybeeuwu4188 Well, if it really wants in....there's no laws against the Pokemon
Taking showers, I'll wash it, too, then finish my cleaning
8:17 This comic is basically just what happens when you roll Intimidation in DnD and get a Nat1.
This is everyones daily reminder to stay hydrated and drink water and eat your meals! Take care of yourselves and remember: Just calling Eevees "potato" does not magically turn them into an edible starch 😊
Water dehydrates you. Drink high quality fruit juice and milk
TRY ME! MWAHAHA!
Potato is not, Travel Meat still hot 🤤
Every time I eat potato I think of Eevees.
This! So much this!! Upvoted, good xir!!!
10:00 Noble's Spanish Skills Are Negative 100
10:05 the message says "What happens if you give Eevee a french stone?"
Viva la Reeveelution!
What's funny is as soon as Noble talks about cats having attachment issues, my starts reaching under my bedroom door to be let in
Speaking of chonky Pikachu, I still have a 1996 one from Japan with a white face (which Pikachu didn't have for long) and two metal circles underneath it. I have not changed the batteries a single time in the past twenty-seven years, and, yet, when the metal circles are touched, Pikachu still says, "Pikachu?" and lights its little red cheeks a few times.
If Pikachu ever discovered whataburger ketchup he'd never do anything productive ever again
Tell me your from the south without telling me your from the south lol
No joke, love whataburger ketchup.
@@captanblue guilty
7:03 Odd that noble doesn't know about Lorelei
8:54 That's pretty much why at least many cats do this; they understand that we are "vulnerable" while peeing/pooping, but also think that we're too dumb/inept to protect ourselves (no doubt frustrated by our repeated failure to learn from them how to hunt like a true apex predator), and so take it upon themselves to stand watch while we do our business.
3:09 Isn't she an android and not a cyborg?
Valentine's Day: Just another normal day of the year for me.
I'm quite sure the woman at 6:50 is Lorelei the ice elite four from the original red/blue/green/yellow game.
10:10 Reeveelution*
missed opportunity
My headcanon about people eating meat in the Pokemon world is that the Pokemon probably mostly don't care as long as they don't see you doing it. After all, a lot of species are confirmed carnivores that hunt others for food, so they understand when someone wants to imbibe in a little Pignite bacon. However, because they probably also know that humans are capable of surviving decently well on a vegan diet and have the means to do so exclusively without worrying about where their next meal will come from, Pokemon tend to get jealous, with moodier species being prone to straight up stealing meat right off of their trainers' plates.
6:27 As Lance says in Masters, not all dragons have to be Dragon type. My guess as to what the Dragon type is that it's more the pure energy of dragons, with some having more of it than others. It's like how in Monster Hunter, the Dragon element is not exclusive to Elder Dragons, and can be found in species like Deviljho and Ebony Odogaron.
10:45 Don't be a fool. That's _clearly_ the Voltorb's time-out corner.
You can eat slowpoke tails as a dish in some of the games.
There are dishes made of Kawf Claws in Scarlet and Violet.
🎩
🐍 no step on snek!🇺🇸🇭🇰
Imitation Klawf meat according to the item description, but then again that just implies that people DO eat the real stuff to even know if it tastes right, but still
@@Going4Broke2528the tails and Klawf parts do fall naturally at some point and thats when they eat it.
7:38
The 4 P's in one meme: Pokémon, Palworld & Papers Please. 😂
Glory to Arceustotzka!
DETAINED!
@@Xeromm The Chillet in that meme is Palworld's Jorgè. 😂
*My meowscarada peeks into my privacy*
Me: Please stop 😰
Meowscarada: no 😏
Thank you for the memes. 🙏
8:11 Ace Attorney Larry's Face
7:14 I watched the second season of the original, she was in it, and honestly I think she even reacted like one, but also I don’t think I cared much about her because I was at my great grandmas house preparing for her funeral, so that was something
6:55 im a little surprized noble didnt realised that was lorelei.
7:06 isn't that Lorelei? I'm pretty sure she was the "hot one" before Cynthia
1:40 Well the sandwich isn't gonna make itself with hopes and dreams afterall
5:10 so hes an anime protagonist
3:22 "It's Just adorable, that's why it's in the video, it's not a meme."
... Suspicious. I double-checked, though, and it's not Loss, so I'm at a loss for what it could be
1:20 Picachu loves Ash Ketchup
0:03 Looks like a Decidueye VS. a Persian
It's been a while since he said " that's rough buddy"
2:46 I mean, she’s not wrong
10:06 Move learnt on evolution: Minimize
If a meowscarada does this to me when im using the bathroom at 3am, ill just get knocked out from fear
6:53 That's anime Lorelei, the super op elite 4 member of Kanto with the ice/water Pokemon.
6:28 I thought Pokemon Masters EX confirmed that not all dragon pokemon are dragon type. So charizard and gyarados are dragon pokemon, just not dragon type.
Ok, but who leaves their shower doors open? Anyone could just walk in, your siblings included.
3:22 Had to show my wife the cuteness. 8:55 Just know the cat will judge you on your poop and you'll be ever so disturbed when the cat brings it up in the next fight. 10:35 omg That cute.
5:04 I think that was every one us in some point of our lifes. We all know we boys dont see the hints
Ah yes, Lorelei, the Elite Four's Ice Queen beauty. Though she had ice types that could freeze you in your tracks, her demeanor melts even the most frozen hearts. Also her style changed some in the Game Freak versions of the game depending on with one you play.
8:27 Cats often associate water with danger, so when you are in the bathroom, to them, you are in danger. So when a cat follows you to the bathroom and tries to watch you poop, just know that they aren't being little perverts (being naked all the time and shitting where others can see is the 'Norm' for them). They just want to make sure you are safe.
Safe from what? They won't be able to save me if I'll get drown
8:46 you ask the humanoid cat if it wants to join.
0:06 the only difference between Pokemon and a real life animal fight is Pokemons legal. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:13 Lechonk is a pig. That thing wouldn't be concerned one iota about seeing another Lechonk getting eaten, since pigs will not hesitate to eat a single scrap of anything edible that falls in front of them. I've heard true horror stories about farmers falling into their hog pens at feeding time, and they couldn't even find bones after they got the hogs out.
' 0:10 Oh, I remember saving a concussed owl and named him Hoot Hoot. Seeing this makes me think of that owl. ' - Chrome
You know that AI Sada was made in the image of its creator when its first act as an autonomous being was to abandon Arven all over again. Home Boy was right to put Mabosstiff first. Found family is best family
5:37 Noble become Scooby-doo
2:47 This is why Penny is one of the best poke-girls
8:31 Meowscarada"hmmph mines bigger"
2:00 those are animals being eaten, before animals were phased out of being mentioned in the main series (but they still exist on occasion)
From what I remember while meat does be eaten it's, the vast majority of the time (slowpoke tail) all synthetic. I remember it was said in an interview I think.
that would honestly make sense considering pokemon is sci-fi and we're moving in the direction of replacing organic meats with plants@@VakovoSheggorri
That Meowscarada hurts me more than you know, cause I have a cat that sits outside my bathroom door when I'm in the tub.
Use to have a cat that would get into the shower with people
@@glitchmenlord4790 one of my cats actually gets in the tub after the water is draining
Did you know that Vaporeon is...
Cool 😎
At least someone comment that, not the other that one
Nope that's Glacion, i am in fact
A lil bored
As a kid, and i mean young child, whenever other kids talked aboit quagmire i always thought they were saying the pokemon.
If a pokemon cat invades my space, I SHALL RETURN THE INVASIVENESS OF SPACE
XD
0:01 the og Pokémon battle music!❤🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥😂😂😂let’s freakin gooo!
7:35 - 7:51 - Hello, Chillet. Are you're the one who always causes trouble? You have like fake tickets, don't you?
10:08 Noble after see the joke: "There's nothing we can do"
6:51 god prima still be looking fine 😍
My man apologizes for saying Arvins name wrong but won't stop calling Clodsire Mudkip....
8:27 *[New Vegas Music]* "Pissing all by yourself, handsome?"
5:07 the Shellder's face really just ties it together.
4:47
Hbox escaping the ledge grab allegations
"I'm not gonna repeat the meme-"
Lost pause reddit: ...well if that ain't an invitation...
When I saw the mud Kip I just saw like an alligator when they open their mouths for birds
Nah, the perfect pair for Pikachu and its Ketchup is Hijikata and his Mayonnaise.
07:16 Just because I am alone every day doesn't mean that I have to feel alone; I still got myself there all the time😂
9:01. HOW HAS IT TAKEN THIS LONG FOR THIS TO APPEAR?
1:41 That’s why they call him Starvin’ Arven
4:21 “Would you like a H-H-Heineken? I a-a-also have some leftover C-c-Coors”
7:00 Yeah, remember Mommy Lorelei/Loralei from the Kanto Elite 4?
Yeah that's her in the anime😂😂😂
10:02 I bet most Umbreons that exist would be Laughing right now
noble calling himself a pokemon fan while forgetting a fridge rotom exists, emh.
Noble forgetting all about the Rotom Appliances.
Noble: " It's even weirder when it's a humanoid cat, what do you do in that situation?"
Me: "Breed it."
Noble: "BREED. IT."
This is the greatest thumbnail I've seen in a while.
3:54
That Pokemon looks so unaffected despite what's gonna happen to it later on.
its official, noble likes them cream filled, not jelly filled
Greedents probably gonna survive that Hyperbeam. It's a tanky boi.
We need some pokemon dad jokes.
8:31
Hey, piss off!
Can't I get some privacy?!
6:50 Damn it Noble! How dare you not recognize Lorelei, or as she's called in the anime "Prima".
0:44 with 100's of videos, several let's plays on your other channel, a mountain of pokemon plushies, potato as your clear favorite plushy... hmmm yeah "slight pokemon fan" indeed...
I'm with you noble, the French Eevee got me too 🤣🤣🤣
And that my fellow trainers is why you should always stow your pokemon into their pokeballs before going to the bathroom
arven only uses locally sources ingredients for his sandwiches
8:34 so if Meowscarada look at me well she’s behind a door and I’m taking a shower She’s making sure if I am OK then I will be fine with her 💚💚💚
reminds me of kame hame hu hu hu!
5:09 You missed the part where the Shellder is like: "Bruh".
I lock my cat out of the bathroom when i shower and she is sitting at the door screaming like im drowning
Bully maguire at the end of the video got me dead💀😂😂
1:37 Arven made Pokémon into palworld with lechonk 😭
If Nick Nolte was an Evee, he'd be Nolteon.
Noble's Persona 5 shirt goes hard