They have such an immaculate education system but they clearly didn't get those computer design courses where you play some bridge simulator and learn TRIANGLE = WIN
All I can imagine is Korone in a hard hat, directing people to build these bridges, then being shocked when they dont work and everyone gives her head pats to encourage her to keep trying.
At least korone tries and that’s all I care about other than her cute moments. Head pats are a must for this doggo other than sacrificing our yubis to her as compensation everytime.
I have a suggestion of a translation. I remember a stream where Nakiri Ayame is with Kagura nana, her character designer. It’s always interesting to see characters interact with their designer, but no translations of it exists yet.
I'm a bit fed-up with her just clicking around but she is adorable and her laugh is cute so I'm pleased "Bridge always collaps so Korone Virus won't infect anyone." "Korone Virus spreads via laugh!" *"Oh, no. I'm infected by Korone Virus."*
The short answer is death. The long answer is painful death by either drowning or crashing into shallow water below. But still, we can trust korone with our mortal souls ❤
It's quite simple, really. Triangles are stronger than rectangles. Somebody needs to tell her that. The rectangles are the spots that are weakest and fall apart. That's really it.
If someone actually hired her as an engineer, they wouldn't even get mad at her for building a bridge that resulted in hundreds of people dying, because she's so damn cute.
If only the world was that kind... In fact, if it were real life, they would probably send her to Area 51 because she has four ears (two human ears plus two dog ears) and a dogtail...
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She just randomly places wood until it works out lol
too cute for this world
Axiom H dude her sugar levels gave me a serious case of diabetes. She may be cute, but she really needs to stop. My body cannot hold out for long.
And yet she has built the strongest bridge straight into our hearts.
Oh yes. Yes indeed.
Aww
True gamer love
I want her to have as many subscribers as Markiplier and Jacksepticeye!
GIVE THE DOGGO LOVE.
Kyaaaaa
I absolutely love how she ignores budget and places random wood everywhere.
not just the budget but also game mechanics lol
The part where she shaped the bridge like the boat is brilliant tho not gonna lie
Its in the contract
If you stream you arent allowed to read tutorials
Cute doggo using her 2 brain cells to full power.
LookingGlass *BRAIN POWAAAA*
Lmao I’m pretty sure she mentioned being a graduate from one of the top universities in Japan
@@Hecticatia she was joking
LookingGlass that explains that
@@normahmansoor2888 *LET THE BASE KICK*
For anyone who have played the game more than 10 minutes, that stream was pure torture lol
But that smile is cute so I forgive her
Haven't played the game but I know I can do much better even drunk.. But yeah the smile makes it worth watching.
That felt like *28 stab wounds* yet it was worth it
They have such an immaculate education system but they clearly didn't get those computer design courses where you play some bridge simulator and learn TRIANGLE = WIN
Those ears are the cutest thing I've ever seen 1:02 =3
Oh, who am I kidding, the whole avatar is the cutest thing I've ever seen !
As an engineer...I feel like my brain is being sheared.
All I can imagine is Korone in a hard hat, directing people to build these bridges, then being shocked when they dont work and everyone gives her head pats to encourage her to keep trying.
My brain for some reason turned trying into living.
I am actually shedding tears from how cute that scenario is
*AAAAAAHHHHHHAAAHHHH HARDHAT ARCHITECT KORONE GETTING HEADPATS HNGGGGGGG*
Working on it, probably.
At least korone tries and that’s all I care about other than her cute moments. Head pats are a must for this doggo other than sacrificing our yubis to her as compensation everytime.
Bridges connected to nothing
It falls.
*NANDE?*
18 seconds. That's a record of some type.
Cute civil engineer doggo kills millions in fun social experiment
Korone OBB (Over Budget Bridge)
Moral of the video: Don't teach your kawaii doggo to build bridge, let the engineers do their jobs.
Or send doggo to engineering school.
Actually someone have said (in the live chat) "Go to University already!".
"Trust me, i'm an engineer!~" -Lolidoggo
"Tokyo University student"
Well well well it doesn't feel like so
Bridge has not met it's worst enemy yet, Korone's sneeze.
It won't survive it.
bro, wanna get some corone virus ?
@@Reiro-lh3it how about Korone Virus
Korone: *builds a bridge with no mechanical support.
Bridge fails.
Korone: NANDE!?
She's just building bridges randomly like an AI would. Hahaha! XD
Dog yeets motorcycle and car across.
Korone: I did it.
What is that thumbnail...?
@@lancecurry7538 Art of course.
Markiplier: “I could’ve been an engineer!!”
Korone: “I’m a dog, what do you expect?”
1:43 her laughs are so cute wtf? Too much cuteness
That bike driver at 2:10 just go full ham even when he saw the bridge already fell
2:07 That "Yoshi!" was pretty cute
It sounded more like "Osh!" to me, the way she said it. But damn it, she's so pure.
She really decided to not use her brain from the start xD
But well it's Korone so it's okay
I think if someone explained to her the concept of triangles in bridges she'd be doing a lot better lol
Korone: "I wanna build bridges"
Investor: **blank cheque**
The description is so amazing accurate
Thank you for bringing us this blessing
I have a suggestion of a translation. I remember a stream where Nakiri Ayame is with Kagura nana, her character designer. It’s always interesting to see characters interact with their designer, but no translations of it exists yet.
ooh yes, I second this. I remember the time Natsuiro Matsuri's designer watched her stream and she outed "papa" as a lolicon. Fun times
I love the way her model is just open mouthed doing all this ahahha looks so simple
That stream was hilarious.
Korone deliver pain and joy. Bridges - pain, laughter- joy.
Those moments she wonder “nande yo” when it didn't work ... xD
I'm a bit fed-up with her just clicking around but she is adorable and her laugh is cute so I'm pleased
"Bridge always collaps so Korone Virus won't infect anyone."
"Korone Virus spreads via laugh!"
*"Oh, no. I'm infected by Korone Virus."*
Even I made a random doggo noise 'cause of her.. help..
@@natsuma Korone Virus infection. Can't be helped
If you grew dog ears, you are in stage 2. Be careful.
@@InnocentC0 I think something growth.. help.. and there's something who rising but not him.
Symptoms:
Diabetes
Hyperactiveness (sugar rush)
Excessive dopamine level increase
Overloading happiness
Making dog noises
"Perfection"
(Bridge colapses one second later)
This is top comedy.
*KORONE:* Huuuuuh??? Nande? _(contemplates in cute)_
"we want to cross the river. make a bridge!"
"god forbids normies....now jump over the river"
Perfection! * the bridge proceeds to fall *
*KORONE:* Huh? _Nande???_
She messes up on purpose cause she likes the way the cars look when they fly through the air
Not gonna lie. That jump she built at the end was legit! Lol
I can literally watch her playing sudoku and still be happy as fuck, she can make content out of everything and still be entertaining
Her laughter burns the dark pit where my soul used to be.
1:42 - *KAWAII!*
HER SADISTIC AND CUTE LAUGHTS
Someone should teach this poor doggo the power of triangles
Ngl I was bad at this game too. But the bgm and Korone's laugh make the stream worth to be watched
This stream was so hilarious, i literally couldn't stop laughing when i was watching it)
The short answer is death. The long answer is painful death by either drowning or crashing into shallow water below. But still, we can trust korone with our mortal souls ❤
And our fingers. Especially our fingers.
My left brain: NONONO, JUST PUT THAT THERE. YES! NO, OH MY GOD.
My right brain: awwwwwww...that's cute
Triangles are the strongest shapes
How do architects make those arches... wait theres strength. In arches
This is literally "IQ 3, but leave it to me!" So precious.
Your have a hotate. But they have the ice finger horayo~
She build the bridge a pretty good and Korone's laugh is a dynamite cute on my face
Pure torture indeed
Her outfit is just adorable
The solution to making better bridges? Add more wood.
She's having so much fun that we also have fun. :3
Bring your pet to work day goes wrong circa 2020.
My god her frustrated noises are the cutest damn thing ever
It's quite simple, really. Triangles are stronger than rectangles. Somebody needs to tell her that. The rectangles are the spots that are weakest and fall apart. That's really it.
3:33
Korone : *_THE ENGINEER_*
i love how she genuinely wonders why the bridge falls apart.
And this lady and gentleman, is a top university graduate. And we love her!
Doggo too big brained for bridges.
Korone you're so cute but your intellect scares me 😅
I'd just get her a toy hammer and pizza at this point and call actual contractors.
I remember using a very primitive 2D version in highschool for physics. Oh man those were fun days. Shes doing the exact same thing we did haha.
I came from a tetris video because of a comment. She is just really dynamic huh.
If you let a dog build your bridge you will be always out of budget
The fact that she just builds without actually imagining it will works or not in her mind is amazing
If someone actually hired her as an engineer, they wouldn't even get mad at her for building a bridge that resulted in hundreds of people dying, because she's so damn cute.
If only the world was that kind...
In fact, if it were real life, they would probably send her to Area 51 because she has four ears (two human ears plus two dog ears) and a dogtail...
When doggo become civil engineer
Omg this is adorable x3
I looked at this and was like
"Man, I wish Tyler was here"
This is why we don't let doggos make our bridges
I think it's safe to say she didn't major in Engineering at Tokyo U.
seen that maybe shes purposely not doing it: omg just finish it
notices that she actually enjoys it that way 👀
Its like she doesn't know even a slightest bit of how physics work.
or even bridges
Obviously she didn't go to Tokyo U for Engineering.
Lol, this looks more like abstract art projects rather than bridges
Smooth brain
Thank god she’s not an engineer.
Objective : build bridge
This doggo : build x-games ramp
Triangle mode: On
Don't even have a single triangle
I can already see Aliensrock roasted this...
she secretly just want the drivers to suffer
1:42 ahhhhhhhhh
Korone: "Graduated from Japan's top University" 😂😘
That laugh 😂❤️❤️
Dog does not understand the power of triangles
Precious
Long-haired Korosan is beautiful 😳
Inugami Korone: The Vinny Caravella of Hololive
Reminder:
She graduated from Tokyo U
Not for civil engineering I hope
When you graduate from TokyoU and cant make a bridge
That todai education in action.
She really is a tokyo u graduate
Guys we stan a dumb doggo.
Korone Bridge is Falling down~
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This phenomenon is the summit of degeneracy
"What would happen if we used 1% of our brain?"
it's clear that this is not the type of game for her
2:05 this is Peko lvl comedy
1:36 thank me later
1:39 thanks
maaan gotta love her weird accent
"Not enough wood"
Ah, man, such a cutie.
2:08
Remember, she’s a Tokyo U graduate
Aw she can't be that stupid
Korone: builds the spire of Dublin
imagine if she become an enginer
Matsuri legit come from engineering school. Korone was from Tokyo University but looking at this video I doubt she took engineering course.
@@Meonium Does that mean they're just acting? :(
@@yamahara5179 Nah, I dunno whether the Matsuri part is true or not.
my retarded dog can't be this cute