Real Life Bounty Hunter Talks About His Craziest Catches

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    PART 2: • How This Man Trained t...
    In this adventure of a video, my friend Ryche tells some tales from his life as a modern-day bounty hunter through the medium of VRChat. Enjoy!
    Thanks to these legends for helping with the subtitles:
    Alferia - / @alferia
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  • @Azeal
    @Azeal  2 ปีที่แล้ว +4187

    THIS GOT UN-AGE RESTRICTED YAYYY
    ALSO PART 2 IS OUT NOW: th-cam.com/video/PMzKuQZhmAg/w-d-xo.html

  • @MrWongWey
    @MrWongWey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5149

    “If you took a black light in there it would look like a metropolitan painting”
    I fucking died holy shit.

    • @krajicsek13
      @krajicsek13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Sounds like a Guardians of the galaxy reference

    • @granularcarp8969
      @granularcarp8969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It pretty much is a guardians reference tbh

    • @cryamistellimek9184
      @cryamistellimek9184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@granularcarp8969 except in the movie it’s referred to a Jackson Pollock painting

    • @ty_teynium
      @ty_teynium 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@cryamistellimek9184 I thought it was Jackson Pollock he meant; and the movie I recall was referenced in was Ex Machina.

    • @snyper105
      @snyper105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We too low

  • @yourfriendjase
    @yourfriendjase 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5842

    “You’re not treating me like a person!”
    Ma’am, I just pulled you out of a dog house

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      please tell me you have any context to this

    • @yourfriendjase
      @yourfriendjase 2 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      @@Ribbons0121R121 when he was telling the story of arresting a Karen at her house
      I expected him to say what I commented after he found her hiding in a dog house

    • @jamiesmith2093
      @jamiesmith2093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      that is a ridiculously sick burn

    • @NotDanP1an
      @NotDanP1an 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@Ribbons0121R121 22:48 is the start of the story

    • @pastorpatrick6893
      @pastorpatrick6893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

  • @vanillaicecream6961
    @vanillaicecream6961 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1268

    "He had a body pillow that was practically standing on its own."
    I don't give half a baked chicken's toe how much that dude's bounty was, if I walked into his room and saw a body pillow standing on its own I would probably die on the spot out of pure disgust and fear.

    • @PsycicStriker
      @PsycicStriker ปีที่แล้ว +55

      "Baked chicken's toe!" XD

    • @theorangegremlin334
      @theorangegremlin334 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Biological hazard

    • @Reptilebrained
      @Reptilebrained ปีที่แล้ว +40

      nuclear fallout radiating off of the body pillow

    • @pleon13822
      @pleon13822 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don’t get it

    • @ianrogers41
      @ianrogers41 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      @@pleon13822 Not to go into too much detail but if it's standing on it's own it means alot of a certain bodily fluid has dried on the body pillow

  • @daev255
    @daev255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3292

    the fact that he calls his Uniform "Drip" makes me respect him even more than before

    • @margotrosendorn6371
      @margotrosendorn6371 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Why do people call it drip anyway?

    • @Swagdownloadcomplete82639
      @Swagdownloadcomplete82639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      DRIP

    • @orphandestroyer
      @orphandestroyer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@margotrosendorn6371 drippin out the wazoooooo sheeeeeeesh

    • @cerberus6252
      @cerberus6252 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The dudes a wanna be coo he should just go to the academy instead of ruining peoples day

    • @Swagdownloadcomplete82639
      @Swagdownloadcomplete82639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@cerberus6252 nah he doesn’t want to spend YEARS at a academy..

  • @NepNero
    @NepNero 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4156

    "All those things you call rights?"
    "GONE"
    I laughed my ass off at this

  • @arcnarc
    @arcnarc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4676

    The way he paused after he said "I shot him in the forehead" scared me so bad and then he said "with a rubber bullet"

    • @fuze7885
      @fuze7885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +349

      Cmon it ain't like bounty hunting where its dead, dead or alive, or alive, like he would only use lethal stuff if the "target" was using lethal force as well y'know?

    • @wafflingmyboy1053
      @wafflingmyboy1053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      @@fuze7885 it’s still sounds really cool tho you are basically real bounty hunter😅

    • @pokemontrainerred6317
      @pokemontrainerred6317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      when is that

    • @crazyd4ve875
      @crazyd4ve875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      hes living in yakuza 4

    • @tomasmonzon207
      @tomasmonzon207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      you can still kill someone with a rubber round to the head tho

  • @suyarhys4000
    @suyarhys4000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    God I wanna listen to this guy just talk about his bounting hunting adventures everyday

    • @artscraftsgaming7169
      @artscraftsgaming7169 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ngl whoever he ends up marrying will never run out of things to talk about with him.

  • @screech9416
    @screech9416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    24:10 gives vibes of
    “Is Scott here?”
    *[Scott jumps out the window]*
    “You know what? He just left…”

  • @silverhawk8699
    @silverhawk8699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5933

    "As a bounty hunter, I don't need a warrant to kick your shit in."
    *alright, paying my debts right now after that one-liner, not worth the hurty hurt*

    • @guywilliam-qj2bi
      @guywilliam-qj2bi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Lol

    • @repairman-_-
      @repairman-_- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      So how much pain do you feel with the bean bag shot gun

    • @hollowtrappedinaelevator320
      @hollowtrappedinaelevator320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@repairman-_- more than you think

    • @MrWongWey
      @MrWongWey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@hollowtrappedinaelevator320 I can imagine. I saw a video of that shit in slow motion and it’s not something I’d want to experience in real life.

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      That is fucking terrifying.

  • @tekz5073
    @tekz5073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4908

    person that owes bail: "come back when you have a warrant".
    Bounty hunter: 'BITCH I AM THE WARRANT'

    • @useraccount333
      @useraccount333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +368

      Literally. If you've fucked up enough to have an honest-to-God bounty hunter on your ass, the time for warrants is LONG past!

    • @lorddude123
      @lorddude123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@useraccount333 not true, several states still require a warrant or police escort to go in

    • @jennyjin1617
      @jennyjin1617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@lorddude123 not in this context smarta*s

    • @andrewz1915
      @andrewz1915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      No one like this coment its at a perfect number

    • @andrewz1915
      @andrewz1915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@theorangegremlin334 you FOOL i unlike it and its now perfect >:)))

  • @cdchasgotyou4346
    @cdchasgotyou4346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    If this guy is still available for hire, I want to hire him for a personal interview and hangout. He sounds like a chill person

    • @NotOnDrugs
      @NotOnDrugs ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Do you still want to hire me? 😄

    • @deva7979
      @deva7979 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@NotOnDrugs You are the guy? Can you prove it?

    • @breadloaf1840
      @breadloaf1840 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      They need to make a yt channel and talk about this

  • @dracko158
    @dracko158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Him: *"Arresting Karens is the best!"*
    It it possible to learn this forbiddened power?

  • @6millionbees
    @6millionbees 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4039

    So basically he kicks down the door and says "your rights are unavailable right now please try again at a later date"

    • @Azeal
      @Azeal  2 ปีที่แล้ว +668

      "error: rights not found"

    • @holykonchu7250
      @holykonchu7250 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      *Hotline Miami 2 music plays* "Your rights are forfeit"
      Also bean bag guns hurt :(

    • @pastaking8777
      @pastaking8777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I think it is exactly like you said, their rights are currently unavailable and they must try again at a later date

    • @mistamemewide
      @mistamemewide 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      [Payday Heist Music Plays]

    • @infamous1164
      @infamous1164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      *"Your free trial of rights have expired. Would you like to pay for a premium plan?"*

  • @Nero1337G
    @Nero1337G 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2631

    "you have to buy your own gear"
    imagine a guy breaking in your house with full hotline miami mode on

    • @Beltboy
      @Beltboy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      BOUNTY HUNTER UNLOCKED:
      Kingsryche22 - More Gun Experience
      But fr imagine a Hotline Miami style game where one unfortunate bounty hunter is forced to use their guns because the dude called an entire army to save his ass

    • @MOTIVATED_SPARDA
      @MOTIVATED_SPARDA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Hello there

    • @Tuncud_Raruci
      @Tuncud_Raruci 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@MOTIVATED_SPARDA “You’ll be happy to know, you are victims of a robbery”
      How the frack did you get that from Spanish language tapes?

    • @MOTIVATED_SPARDA
      @MOTIVATED_SPARDA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Tuncud_Raruci the files, I hacked them

    • @MOTIVATED_SPARDA
      @MOTIVATED_SPARDA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Tuncud_Raruci I am beyond your laws of science

  • @zakarydugas423
    @zakarydugas423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Person with the bail : "Come back with a warrant"
    Bounty Hunter : "This is the part where we throw our heads back and laugh"

  • @Pancakeonapan
    @Pancakeonapan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I love how this guy sounds like hes actually enjoying his job and he has definitely earned all my respect for arresting karens

  • @popeval6654
    @popeval6654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2519

    "What happened to my rights!?"
    "Gone, reduced to atoms"

    • @atlas_of_prescottia
      @atlas_of_prescottia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      "I used my rights to destroy my rights."

    • @ICaligvla
      @ICaligvla 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Rights are null and void when you choose to ignore laws of the society that gives you those rights. That being said some rights are restored to you after imprisonment.

    • @sgt0pimienta532
      @sgt0pimienta532 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@ICaligvla That is literally not how it works. Rights are never rescinded, that only happens with contracts. The rest of rights are permanent.
      If you become a terrorist and someone shoots you in the street while you were shopping, THEY go to jail.

    • @5lkp4
      @5lkp4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "You should have gone for the nearest court"

    • @poppindoppins9239
      @poppindoppins9239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What happened to Lincoln assasinated

  • @huntersolo8322
    @huntersolo8322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2634

    "Come back with a warrant"
    "I am the warrant"
    "Not yet"
    "It's treason then"

    • @hyperblitz2070
      @hyperblitz2070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      "My face is my warrant."

    • @halfknight2310
      @halfknight2310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I love this. I can just see this in my head

    • @Colebacca
      @Colebacca 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nice

    • @DarthVader0001
      @DarthVader0001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Sounds...familiar

    • @snoringsnorlax9981
      @snoringsnorlax9981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@DarthVader0001 your lack of faith.... Disturbs me

  • @luthelightbringer3833
    @luthelightbringer3833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    *Story Plotline | Enjoy and Have a Good One Ya'll*
    0:00 - Bounty Hunter Info
    5:37 - Neckbeard Samurai Tragedy
    15:35 - Arresting Karens and Darens
    16:32 - Bounty Hunter Equipment
    18:06 - Bounty Hunter Info
    22:54 - Karen Nessbit Time
    29:48 - Cookies & Cakes
    31:06 - Wiffle Bat

    • @jitney1
      @jitney1 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ty

    • @inorishiki7803
      @inorishiki7803 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Thanks for the time stamps

    • @MrRofi-jp7mo
      @MrRofi-jp7mo หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why was this bi moaning over the wiffle bat???

  • @dolores111
    @dolores111 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    I hope I'm not the only one who imagines this guy wearing a wacky costume in all his stories

    • @Azeal
      @Azeal  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      lmao fair

    • @mrcrazy6265
      @mrcrazy6265 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I imagine him wearing his vrchat avatars or the mandalorian suit

  • @VolcanicoD.S.
    @VolcanicoD.S. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6365

    “Arresting Karens is the best”-The words of a legend

    • @mohamadbazil8120
      @mohamadbazil8120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      To be honest it would be greatest thing one less karen in the world

    • @wildpacktv5470
      @wildpacktv5470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I was going to like your comment but somehow my dog liked it before I could🙃🙃

    • @VolcanicoD.S.
      @VolcanicoD.S. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@wildpacktv5470 That dog knows Karens are the worst people

    • @wildpacktv5470
      @wildpacktv5470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@VolcanicoD.S. Yes yes he does. Especially because he's a pit bull people tend to think he's going to hurt them my sister said she's seen people move to the other side of the street when they were out for a walk. But yes he does know what a Karen is

    • @Scott-ro5wg
      @Scott-ro5wg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Justice had been made

  • @elc9975
    @elc9975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1689

    “if you took a black light in there it would’ve looked like a metropolitan painting” 💀

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Same energy as Star-Lord.

    • @corymcneeley1
      @corymcneeley1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      “If I had a black light, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.”

    • @venicethehedgehog4122
      @venicethehedgehog4122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    • @secretname2670
      @secretname2670 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@corymcneeley1 keyed and artpilled

  • @claudeqin
    @claudeqin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “I don’t need a warrant to kick your shit in”
    The best quote in this video lmfaooo

  • @setaapehti
    @setaapehti 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The random moaning towards the end caught me so off guard that I almost fell over

    • @Azeal
      @Azeal  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol

    • @setaapehti
      @setaapehti 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Azeal Nice video man, sending best wishes and hope you're doing well mentally.

  • @toxicbro24242
    @toxicbro24242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3153

    "As a Bounty Hunter, I don't need a warrant to kick your shit in" my day is made, thank you.

    • @RhythmEchoXD
      @RhythmEchoXD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Most Chad sentence I've ever heard

    • @dacrazysoldier3473
      @dacrazysoldier3473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I AM THE WARRANT

    • @bombdotcom2168
      @bombdotcom2168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Im genuinely considering becoming one of these people instead of a marine,

    • @evangelinenotarte5224
      @evangelinenotarte5224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@bombdotcom2168 LOL

    • @Tony_zr
      @Tony_zr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@bombdotcom2168 I’m also thinking about being a marine but after I finish high school lmao it’s my last year but the job this guy has seems fun.

  • @goldenrodprime226
    @goldenrodprime226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3450

    “I don’t need a warrant to kick your shit in.”
    Based

    • @Azeal
      @Azeal  2 ปีที่แล้ว +451

      Based and epicpilled

    • @C0ldD1rective
      @C0ldD1rective 2 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      Sounds like some cloaker shit.
      *"THE SAFEWORD IS POLICE BRUTALITY"*

    • @grate9
      @grate9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      @@C0ldD1rective "WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK"

    • @FBIAGENT725
      @FBIAGENT725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@grate9 *WULULULULULU*

    • @grate9
      @grate9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@FBIAGENT725 *[INSERTNAME IS DOWNED!]*

  • @MetagrossOverlordX
    @MetagrossOverlordX ปีที่แล้ว +6

    24:00 is like that scene from Scott Pilgrim
    Bounty Hunter: Is Mrs. Nesbitt home?
    Mr. Nesbitt: You know what? *door closing noises* She just left

  • @AlphaJPM
    @AlphaJPM ปีที่แล้ว +9

    As a Zelda fan myself, the fact this psycho also is one, just ticks me off

  • @Erron2005
    @Erron2005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8310

    Alternate title:
    Bounty Hunter Arrests a discord mod.

    • @stinkysteve8392
      @stinkysteve8392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      he did say he needed to text someone lol

    • @relentless_shotgun8207
      @relentless_shotgun8207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      legit shows all the attributes of a discord mod
      if you tell me that dude isn't a mod i don't know what they are

    • @rpmorangutan7362
      @rpmorangutan7362 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Dang that got me while I was drinking

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      i mean, yeah he deserves it but poor bh man
      he's just doin his job

    • @vergil4220
      @vergil4220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Another alternate title:
      *Bounty hunter arrests a Weeb*

  • @bsg-wrencha-snake2676
    @bsg-wrencha-snake2676 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2878

    "I've had to tackle a Karen, that was one if my best days" words of an absolute legends.

  • @mateigabrielzaharia4842
    @mateigabrielzaharia4842 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Huge respect to this guy... He's real life Boba Fett without the jetpack.

  • @yoinky_
    @yoinky_ ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “All those things you call rights, GONE”
    *sad Saul Goodman noises*

    • @Azeal
      @Azeal  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmao

  • @NovaStrikePFAdmin
    @NovaStrikePFAdmin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4649

    Dude, this guy will punch Karen's for a fucking Big Mac. I KID YOU NOT!

    • @Azeal
      @Azeal  3 ปีที่แล้ว +653

      HE WILL

    • @The-cobra-onyx
      @The-cobra-onyx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      LUL HE SURE WILL *SHEEEsh*

    • @TheDiggity42
      @TheDiggity42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      this guy would fistfight god for half a bagel

    • @peterlane7128
      @peterlane7128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@TheDiggity42 and God would end up like:
      "Just take the bagel, Medamn..."

    • @four7685
      @four7685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Life goals

  • @Bailey_Dreamfoot
    @Bailey_Dreamfoot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2843

    I love how everyone is just silently listening to this guys happily talk about his job. Wholesome internet points

    • @Azeal
      @Azeal  2 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      I love getting to hear this stuff firsthand. Some of my best moments in VR have been the ones I've captured on camera.

    • @devol3829
      @devol3829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@Azeal What i dont get how can you tell apart people who actually do the things they say and professional liars?
      I mean the guy in the video certainly sounds genuine but i mean as a whole.

    • @polariaosu
      @polariaosu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@devol3829 Even very good liars can't produce good enough fake information to a sufficiently intelligent group of people. There would be something that doesn't quite line up eventually, I feel, if they were lying

    • @daigunsaga2631
      @daigunsaga2631 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      this video got a lot more cozy after reading this comment :)

    • @seawarshark6674
      @seawarshark6674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Feels like a father telling stories to their kids.

  • @Zaansemayo
    @Zaansemayo 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    This man needs to make a TH-cam channel and talk about this, it’s so fun

  • @SparkStudiosTunes
    @SparkStudiosTunes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I completely lost it at “he came after me with a wiffle bat”.

  • @natekim6495
    @natekim6495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1395

    "When you go to jail, those things you call rights, they don't exist for you anymore" is such a powerful line

    • @happyszzzzs2173
      @happyszzzzs2173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @Ty Bey my dad's employee was arrested cuz they couldn't find the real person and they wanted to close the case

    • @cantthinkofaname5046
      @cantthinkofaname5046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@happyszzzzs2173 yikes

    • @WereCreed
      @WereCreed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Your rights become more restricted, but you tend to have more rights and protections than any C.O.

    • @uzakirev13yearsago21
      @uzakirev13yearsago21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When you change your sexuality, those things you call rights, they don't exist anymore

    • @fordgt5383
      @fordgt5383 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@uzakirev13yearsago21 what are you even talking about?

  • @shimokiba802
    @shimokiba802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2742

    “You need a Warrant”
    Him: I AM THE WARRANT *Boss Music*

    • @AmariZLuv
      @AmariZLuv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Also Him: Reality can be whatever I want

    • @Moostar95
      @Moostar95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      The only thing they fear plays....

    • @sengiko
      @sengiko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Not yet

    • @pizzadragon2699
      @pizzadragon2699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@sengiko It's treason then...

    • @bitchboi2289
      @bitchboi2289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *Dark souls music intensifies*

  • @fabienchamberland4791
    @fabienchamberland4791 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    31:26 ''Perfect! Time to destroy his image!'' Man, this line makes me laugh every time!

  • @bgm_identifier
    @bgm_identifier 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bounty hunting in modern world is like they're in some isekai novel or something, hunting down or sealing both non-ethereal and ethereal monsters.

  • @Chameleonred5
    @Chameleonred5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1258

    "You fake cop"
    Yeah, security guard here. That's a pretty common statement. Just makes me wanna say "I can get the real cops if you'd like to explain to them why you're trespassing."

    • @steveishere8808
      @steveishere8808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      How do you deal with people like that? It sounds infuriating as hell.

    • @Zenniter
      @Zenniter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So funny

    • @StealthTheFoxz
      @StealthTheFoxz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@steveishere8808 Same way a grocery clerk deals with 'em. Pure patience and strong will to not lay them out. Gotta have it in the workforce because you see them almost every day.

    • @charizardjmj
      @charizardjmj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      One of my favorite nicknames given to me is "fake bacon" lol

    • @no-hy3io
      @no-hy3io 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@maliarmstrong2146 when did they mention roblox?

  • @Sky_darts
    @Sky_darts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4928

    The family walking by the bounty hunter be like:
    *”Smile and wave boys, smile and wave…”*

    • @Azeal
      @Azeal  2 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      LOL

    • @VojV0dA5506
      @VojV0dA5506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Lmao 🤣
      That got me!

    • @s3mir659
      @s3mir659 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      How did you connect those things together? 😂
      Madagaskar ... Kowalski, is it?
      Thanks chat, Skipper is his name.

    • @ChairMan17
      @ChairMan17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@s3mir659 Skipper I believe.

    • @justsaynonotnowihaveyoutub6739
      @justsaynonotnowihaveyoutub6739 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ChairMan17 learn Madagascar knowledge

  • @ninaa4192
    @ninaa4192 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    It should be a yearly tradition to have this guy back on the channel to share more fantastic stories

  • @rozelia_the_octo06
    @rozelia_the_octo06 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Has it really been like, a year since I watched this? This is one of the coolest videos I've watched. These videos are so neat, and your content is pretty neat. Keep it up!

    • @Azeal
      @Azeal  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you so much, and welcome back :)

  • @annatheartperson
    @annatheartperson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2301

    24:10 "Is Scott home?"
    "Actually..." **glass shattering** "... he just left."

    • @lukehurlbut5963
      @lukehurlbut5963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      This is the greatest reference I've ever gotten in my entire 17 years of being alive

    • @devonmarks1451
      @devonmarks1451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I was about to say my mans got scott pilgrimed

    • @sirdurtle9519
      @sirdurtle9519 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Oh my God that is literally exactly what happened

    • @somerandomguy5382
      @somerandomguy5382 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@lukehurlbut5963 ikr

    • @user-ue9ny6ld6r
      @user-ue9ny6ld6r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT LMAO

  • @invis_potion
    @invis_potion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1290

    "Dude i legit saw her go through the back door"
    "... No you didn't"
    *Top 10 best responses in an argument*

    • @Azeal
      @Azeal  2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Absolutely owned

    • @thesilentmarauder3758
      @thesilentmarauder3758 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      ‘No you didn’t’
      ‘Well damn, have a good day’ *kicks the fucking door in*

    • @usuallyawkward
      @usuallyawkward 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Sneak 100

    • @maxdragon5043
      @maxdragon5043 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "Roll a deception check"
      "Nat 1"

    • @lovelyjuliexo
      @lovelyjuliexo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      sounds like that one scene from Scott pilgrim 😂

  • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
    @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “So I’m just staring at this tragedy”
    I don’t know why but his delivery killed me

  • @Drekromancer
    @Drekromancer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Damn, what a cool guy. He gave so many details and genuine reactions to things. I actually believe him!

  • @therealthatcatstabe360
    @therealthatcatstabe360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2250

    "He had a body pillow"
    Me: Aight-
    "It was standing up on its own"
    Ayo _wtf_

    • @tiendungle2465
      @tiendungle2465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      if that thing can stand on its own it’s probably crunchy like you shove 40 bag of Lays in that pillow

    • @GoldenOrderBS
      @GoldenOrderBS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@tiendungle2465 I don't like that mental image

    • @sltrskid
      @sltrskid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      he came inside it so much it became a sentient creature

    • @mortarion9813
      @mortarion9813 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@sltrskid "Oh God. The sperm didn't die."

    • @zermon_ghostyt4060
      @zermon_ghostyt4060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aight?

  • @dat1elite981
    @dat1elite981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1953

    *Forgets to pay bail*
    This dude: "Give me the plant."

  • @kaden5937
    @kaden5937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    12:15 "Yes officer, I am complaining that your arrest was not FDA approved."

  • @baltothewolf
    @baltothewolf ปีที่แล้ว +13

    lmao what a great storyteller
    Barely even fumbles his words, just a coherent story that you can tell clearly happened to him

  • @exudeku
    @exudeku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2698

    "He got a body pillow standing on its own"
    Jesus Christ, may the Lord have mercy on this man's soul

    • @jrissyyt432
      @jrissyyt432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Man was down bad

    • @derak1337
      @derak1337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Shit had me truly LMFAO, woke up a whole house cus it's 2 AM.

    • @nickdavis27
      @nickdavis27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      DISGUSTANG!

    • @Percival917
      @Percival917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      He's not even a weeb stereotype, he's a living caricature of a weeb stereotype.

    • @timothylolcats8020
      @timothylolcats8020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      hope the lord doesn’t have mercy bro

  • @GentleGiantJoe
    @GentleGiantJoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1832

    Yo, being a hunter is crazy, you're basically forced to use non-lethal, and having to deal with people who can use lethal. Dude is braver than most I know, wish him all the luck.

    • @Azeal
      @Azeal  2 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      That’s very true and very kind of you!

    • @yesmybagel2751
      @yesmybagel2751 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reminds me of patty mayo

    • @spacetacos7574
      @spacetacos7574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Yeah
      It’s like padded boxing mittens against people with brass knuckles
      But hey,the law is law
      Another advantage cops have over hunters

    • @dn_walk3r161
      @dn_walk3r161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@yesmybagel2751 Yeah please don't compare this guy's heroic acts to that fake ass content.

    • @thc_freebaser
      @thc_freebaser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@dn_walk3r161 hERoIC bro he's a vulture to the bottom class people that can barely afford food for themselves let alone to stay out of prison, not that it's his fault they went but I don't think intimidating people into paying bonds is exactly "heroic"

  • @SirChumba
    @SirChumba 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I really want to hear more stories from him, he tells them so well with some great humor in between it. Its really interesting to hear about.

    • @Herkolesboi
      @Herkolesboi ปีที่แล้ว

      i k its been a month but this guy shits out bs

  • @Appa1315
    @Appa1315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “How many cups and cans there were?”
    “More than there needed to be”
    “Oh my fucking god”
    Best line ever.

  • @mus_tard2131
    @mus_tard2131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    “I will defend my house!”
    Now you see this is where a boss health bar would show up

    • @Azeal
      @Azeal  2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      He’s a miniboss at most tho lmao

    • @marshmallow3200
      @marshmallow3200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Zote the Mighty, a knight of great renown.

    • @duskiboi3960
      @duskiboi3960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@marshmallow3200 literally cackling rn lmao

    • @lavasurfer6548
      @lavasurfer6548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh my god yes it's literally perfect

    • @Phoenix-nk8tg
      @Phoenix-nk8tg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its a fake-out boss, you hit him once and his bones disintegrate

  • @yes7281
    @yes7281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6825

    This dude sounds like he's having a blast just talking about his job, he has obtained happiness.

    • @drewinsur7321
      @drewinsur7321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      mannnn sometimes you can have a shitty paying job but the people you hangout and things you do are so fun and crazy its worth your time. for example i have a friend in private security here in brazil and the mofocka LOVES to tell "good morning shootouts" he has with the drug trafickers near his job site lol "YOOOOO SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND GO TO SLEEP YOU DRUGGED OUT" "SHUT UP LIL UPPER CLASS GUARD DOG" and they start shooting at each other for the hell of it... he even knows all the thugs by name and hangout together on weekends at the beach...

    • @heartsofgoldd7388
      @heartsofgoldd7388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      EYO NO JOKE WHEN HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE ZELDA T SHIRT I WAS LEGIT PLAYING ZELDA AT THE SAME TIME

    • @jorblikedis7648
      @jorblikedis7648 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@drewinsur7321 that's wholesome🤧

    • @foopadr9076
      @foopadr9076 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wouldn't you be happy too if you could harass people legally?

    • @wolfin9717
      @wolfin9717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      As a Florida person I am ready for this

  • @Chloroxite
    @Chloroxite 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This guy is making bounty hunting sound like the real life equivalent of some of the video games I've played. If I were any more of a thrill seeker, but yeah no im not a fighter and I'm definitely not going to put my life on the line. 😅

  • @gamingcollection4448
    @gamingcollection4448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I really like this guy, good advice and stories.

  • @wote2760
    @wote2760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2751

    love how he refers to his gear as "The Drip"

  • @asturianix9820
    @asturianix9820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3791

    This guy's voice is the definition of "Cool and young". He is like a badass who doesn't act like a douchebag jock, but like an actual smart likable guy... Who is also an hilarious badass.
    I would have cringed if he had said stuff like "Yeah, I'm so tough. If someone gets in my way he gets beaten" (like those insecure weirdos who talk about "alpha males").
    But instead of that he talked like cool funny guy who chats about his job while having some beers.

    • @glitchy2566
      @glitchy2566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      There's always a perfect voice

    • @boirnoboiovanna1130
      @boirnoboiovanna1130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      He's the type of badass that probably thinks he's a weak loser

    • @badmanjones179
      @badmanjones179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i mean hes kind of a cop though : \

    • @hollowvoidz3472
      @hollowvoidz3472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@badmanjones179 so

    • @JetsuVEVO
      @JetsuVEVO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@badmanjones179 okay?

  • @s4rk3y97
    @s4rk3y97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    17:25 'they prefer they back alive' he says

  • @Zephirite.
    @Zephirite. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:18 The player in the corner made the Weeb pose, I can't--

  • @nosuuddo456
    @nosuuddo456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13209

    "Open up, police"
    "eh"
    "Open up, Bail Bondsman"
    * John wick music slowly begins to rise, grabs the wiffle bat *

    • @Yuki_Ika7
      @Yuki_Ika7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +359

      or, or, doom music starts up but then imideaitly stops when he hits his head on the pitching machine

    • @nkromancerN
      @nkromancerN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      *other dude pulls out a decorative katana with 1 durability*

    • @Apollo2381
      @Apollo2381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @@derkrampus9986 *Neckbeard runs upstairs*
      [You picked up Amazon Katana]

    • @Tega_Mroll
      @Tega_Mroll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yes

    • @randomrandom-zt5ms
      @randomrandom-zt5ms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      "and he's just lie: bonk, bumb, plop" and the dude just cracks his skull of a freaking piching machine. and the wife just "eh. your doing great honey!" i laughed so hard at that one.

  • @razvan9899
    @razvan9899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10541

    This guy is either having his dream job or is a great storyteller. If this guy isn't actually a bounty hunter and its all made up he should become a bookwriter or a movie/series producer.

    • @TheSevereBurn27
      @TheSevereBurn27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      You should read the pinned comment + reply.

    • @razvan9899
      @razvan9899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +495

      @@TheSevereBurn27 already read. I said *If* this guy is making it up.

    • @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman
      @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      @@razvan9899 some ppl just dont pay attention
      Or he just missed it like a normal human would

    • @nicholastheworld
      @nicholastheworld 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      would be the greatest comedy crime show and probably the only one id ever read/watch

    • @roberine7241
      @roberine7241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      This shit is so dumb and funny I am sure this is not made up.

  • @darc22005
    @darc22005 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Man I remember when this video first dropped. its crazy how many stories have been shared on your channel already. Looking forward to everyone that comes on

  • @emiliocerchiaro4386
    @emiliocerchiaro4386 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That neckbeard story feels like something pulled straight from a Deadpool comic. That was hilarious.

  • @TheVoidMachineSystem
    @TheVoidMachineSystem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    "I don't need a warrant to kick your shit in"
    The way he says that is oddly hilarious to me, he sounds like such a cool guy to hang out with just to chat

    • @Ristpek
      @Ristpek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Until you borrow something from him and forget to pay back.

  • @anuragneelam8527
    @anuragneelam8527 2 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    "what job do you have by the way?"
    "its Bondsman. Bail Bondsman."

    • @m4pvr8
      @m4pvr8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or JamesBond?

    • @robloxman7151
      @robloxman7151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      UNDERRATED

    • @Luka-bt2ve
      @Luka-bt2ve 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@m4pvr8 James Bondsman

    • @m4pvr8
      @m4pvr8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Luka-bt2ve oh my Croissant

    • @nightlypiano4116
      @nightlypiano4116 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Luka-bt2ve Bailmes Bondsman

  • @cutebubbleUwU
    @cutebubbleUwU 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    this is the first video i ever watched from azeal and i fell in love with his content so this will be in my memory forever

  • @lazarlol4132
    @lazarlol4132 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    He's got stand-up comedy material. With some refinement, he'd genuinely be good. Enjoyed listening through.

  • @w3lcom39
    @w3lcom39 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3366

    I love how he embraces the term “bounty hunting”. It sounds less lame than bail bonds agent.

    • @Azeal
      @Azeal  2 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      truee

    • @yukisohma19
      @yukisohma19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      might be because he's, idk, making this shit up

    • @BitrateBilly
      @BitrateBilly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      @@yukisohma19 no, bails bondsmen are real, it's illegal to have the job available in most countries besides america and the phillapines

    • @gektoast4968
      @gektoast4968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      @@yukisohma19 what makes you think so? The fact that it’s coming from someone on vrchat or that you’ve done no research? Cause if this is made up he is absolutely incredible at improv and instantaneous storytelling, and should be doing an acting job.

    • @roycecrisonpicardal131
      @roycecrisonpicardal131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      @@gektoast4968 lemme just say if he is making this stuff up, he is a great fuckin liar

  • @MeneCenter69
    @MeneCenter69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4864

    Being a bail bonds agent/bounty hunter sounds interesting now

    • @prof.maniak5925
      @prof.maniak5925 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @Isabella Henao Same here~! XD

    • @Rtn146
      @Rtn146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I might try to do it.

    • @daprotato
      @daprotato 2 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      its very dangerous my uncle is a bounty hunter and he got jumpped by 5 guys all with guns that surrounded him

    • @Yuki_Ika7
      @Yuki_Ika7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      i am in no way built that way mentally or physically but it does sound like quite the time (not that i would ever become one)

    • @gamertrask9153
      @gamertrask9153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      If I have the power to become immortal or a better self confidence I’d try it

  • @smithwesson1896
    @smithwesson1896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This dude's career can be best summed up with "I can bring you in warm, or I can bring you in cold."

  • @johngun4377
    @johngun4377 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Honestly the most impressive part of this video is his impeccable pronunciation of Worcestershire

  • @yorukage5926
    @yorukage5926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31870

    How do you know these people are legit?

    • @Azeal
      @Azeal  2 ปีที่แล้ว +27205

      Ok I’m glad someone asked this because I actually have an answer. 100% honesty: there is no way to be absolutely certain that this guy is telling the truth. Furthermore, you shouldn’t automatically believe me since I’m just another guy on the Internet. What I WILL say is that from my perspective, the odds of Ryche making up all of this are pretty damn low - I’ve seen his badge and his gear, and he personally invited me to go on a ride along with him in September for my birthday. He seems like an amazing person with an amazing story to me, but I’ll let you make your own judgement in the end.

    • @GentleGiantJoe
      @GentleGiantJoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10909

      The way the dude talks about it, he sounds legit.

    • @crowthesatyr3121
      @crowthesatyr3121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6331

      Looked it up, it's a real thing

    • @thebigmeteor8540
      @thebigmeteor8540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5403

      @@Azeal good luck on your ridealong and have fun man !

    • @Powering_beating_kids
      @Powering_beating_kids 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2595

      May not be true but at the same time he tells a good fucking story

  • @gabibourgeois6654
    @gabibourgeois6654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2083

    I can just imagine him kicking a person’s door open yelling “I don’t need a warrant!”

    • @arthurhartvig3580
      @arthurhartvig3580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      BITCH I AM THE WARRANT

    • @levievil9220
      @levievil9220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No no BITCH MY SHOE IS THE WARRANT

    • @jeremyjackson8862
      @jeremyjackson8862 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      And thats when reality hit

    • @jamesshore3191
      @jamesshore3191 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Sounds like a great way to get a chest full of buckshot at close range.

    • @TKDragon75
      @TKDragon75 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@jamesshore3191 Yeah probably and since they are usually private contractors the person probably won't be arrested for murder of a leo, just regular murder.

  • @JayIsOkay420
    @JayIsOkay420 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I come back to this video every now and then, it's one of the funniest stories every and is so great to listen to . I genuinely want to meet this man

  • @natalien8763
    @natalien8763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This guy is such a good story teller

  • @moriorinvictus7269
    @moriorinvictus7269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2392

    “He had a body pillow” hrrmk
    “*THE THING WAS STANDING ON IT’S OWN AT THAT POINT*” ok hol’ tf up-

    • @Azeal
      @Azeal  2 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      lmaoo

    • @FakeJeep
      @FakeJeep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Just think about how hard it needed to be to stand up... Take all the time you need.

    • @justatrollyaloser
      @justatrollyaloser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      In the words of FilthyFrank "I've had so much sex with my body pillow that it stands on it's own now. My wife is coming to life!"

    • @spacetacos7574
      @spacetacos7574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The crust and smell
      BLLLLUEGGGGHHHHH!

    • @spacetacos7574
      @spacetacos7574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@justatrollyaloser ah the weeb episode

  • @nomore6258
    @nomore6258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9355

    Reminds of when my dad told me about his interactions with bounty hunters. My dads a cop, and in my state, bounty hunters are more “Wild West”, and are able to do some interesting stuff. Like for instance, they are legally allowed to do whatever it takes to get at their target. Two times my dad saw it, one guy used a chainsaw to cut down someone’s front door, and the other time, the dude got a helicopter and dropped a tree through the bounties roof.

    • @Azeal
      @Azeal  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2133

      Holy shit lmao

    • @shoelessbandit1581
      @shoelessbandit1581 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1781

      I wonder what this guy's thought process was that getting a helicopter and a tree was his first plan instead of more conventional methods lmao

    • @isaacthoskanyhinojosamoral6396
      @isaacthoskanyhinojosamoral6396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +369

      @@shoelessbandit1581 for real

    • @kadenwolf7465
      @kadenwolf7465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +793

      @@shoelessbandit1581 He’s the bounty hunter I would want to hire.

    • @questionmark8059
      @questionmark8059 2 ปีที่แล้ว +571

      @@Azeal imagine accidentally doing it to the wrong house.

  • @poledo4605
    @poledo4605 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I really want to see more of this mans Bounty Hunter historys

  • @takethekeyboard
    @takethekeyboard ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I met one of these guys while I was working at a parts store. Dude pulled up in a Bentley and was built like Booker T.
    Crazy stories from Jamaica to Russia, I could have listened all day

  • @Kiki-yc5ue
    @Kiki-yc5ue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1357

    “He pulled out a fucking samurai sword”
    *demon slayer op starts playing*

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Don’t bring my boy Tanjiro anywhere near that creep! He’s been through enough.

    • @Kiki-yc5ue
      @Kiki-yc5ue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Ajehy lol

    • @inavela1267
      @inavela1267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ah yes, another human of culture

    • @buddermonger2000
      @buddermonger2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the only thing I can hear is unravel

    • @thekaiserwannabe6586
      @thekaiserwannabe6586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      BUSHIDO DIGNIFIED,
      ITS THE LAST STAND OF THE SAMURAI!

  • @Enderlinkpawnu
    @Enderlinkpawnu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +891

    “If you took a blacklight in there it would look like a metropolitan painting.”
    I was had at that moment.

    • @yerrrrray
      @yerrrrray 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was gold 🤣

    • @jacekkono5484
      @jacekkono5484 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think that exact line was said by Peter Q in Guardians of the Galaxy volume 1

  • @Mountain8ear
    @Mountain8ear ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Neck Beard-san was like,
    "I see you have chosen death."
    Then our boy pulled the heater, and Neck Beard-san was like, "But I haven't!" and dropped his mighty Zanpakutō, finally seeing the worthiness in treading the honorable path of peace.

    • @Azeal
      @Azeal  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmao

  • @ozyisgoated
    @ozyisgoated 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This was really entertaining, that bounty hunter is really sympathetic

  • @ZackEDM
    @ZackEDM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2281

    This dude is like the chillest bounty hunter I've seen

    • @Tempusverum
      @Tempusverum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Goes to show, “Antique weapons and hoakie religions are no match for a good blaster”

    • @enacondairachena3242
      @enacondairachena3242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      That's also the only bounty hunter i've ever seen

    • @Lazyguy143
      @Lazyguy143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      How many bounty hunters have you met?

    • @NezbolOG
      @NezbolOG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @bjacobs785 I’ve met a few ,all after me they usually go missing , ok now I’m getting screamed at by some negative 3 year old.

    • @ranggasaktibudiputra1547
      @ranggasaktibudiputra1547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@NezbolOG oh-

  • @julianamos1561
    @julianamos1561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1436

    “Drop the soap in some gulag” spoken like a true man

    • @raptakula8469
      @raptakula8469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      but there is no soap in gulag.

    • @larrypoppins6273
      @larrypoppins6273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@raptakula8469 in gulag, soap drops you.
      And then grigori claps your cheeks.

    • @br8973
      @br8973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@larrypoppins6273 and dimitri claps em too

    • @alicorn3924
      @alicorn3924 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@br8973 No you give Dimitri sloppy toppy.

    • @acrobatic_beef
      @acrobatic_beef 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@raptakula8469 there's none because everybody dropped it all

  • @melvinschramm6066
    @melvinschramm6066 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is so interesting Im watching it now for the 2nd time ! Respect for doing such a though Job

  • @starrycharacter
    @starrycharacter 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    26:29 i bet that she probably has annoyed them I would not be surprised if she was on the HOA and complained about their grass

  • @sumowww
    @sumowww 2 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    I like how at the start the bounty hunter walks over and says “Just got off of work”. Like he saw a group of people and was like “I should go tell them about my day and my job as a bounty hunter”

    • @albinocyclopse9952
      @albinocyclopse9952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And I'm so glad he did

    • @mintkay1084
      @mintkay1084 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@albinocyclopse9952 same

    • @alshabib5849
      @alshabib5849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he knows atleast someone in that group because they are yellow names (indicates someone on your friends list in VRchat) the guy filming it likely knows him and the others don't

    • @sixer7097
      @sixer7097 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Man those stories were hella good tho. Didnt mind wasting half an hour listening to em man

  • @crimsonsam9814
    @crimsonsam9814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3185

    He sounds really young tbh, good for him getting such a fulfilling career.

    • @sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183
      @sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183 2 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      I hope my son doesn't do something stupid in the future and has to meet this guy

    • @milkwiway5924
      @milkwiway5924 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183 i hope i wont XD

    • @sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183
      @sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @Austin Smd So? He doesn't need a permit to bust in yo house

    • @word69420
      @word69420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Prob bc he’s lying lol

    • @sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183
      @sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@word69420 not really It's actually a real job that they enjoy, sadly it looks like you don't have a good job

  • @Twilor
    @Twilor 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love how so many of them say ”Im calling my attorney” when the bounty hunter works for the court (in a way) and im just sitting here like ”What are they gonna do against the court?”

  • @munsterlandr1644
    @munsterlandr1644 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    wait,i think i just realized something:
    a bail bondsman is more like the repo man, but for bails. If your bail falls through, though, it's prison for you.

  • @addinix17
    @addinix17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    "That's not much of a life"
    Jesus christ you fucking killed him

  • @hts9060
    @hts9060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    “And she’s screaming that I’m hurting her and I’m just like ‘oh shut up’”
    *I aspire to be like this guy.*

    • @florl1838
      @florl1838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      we all should

    • @gurtlord
      @gurtlord 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Full of shit? Lol

  • @julian23561
    @julian23561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Never thought VR chat stories about a bounty hunter that is bordering fantasy would be such an interesting topic.

    • @Azeal
      @Azeal  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      well I'm glad you enjoyed!