As a Texans fan, I have to agree. If you did the same exact thing, but with the Mariners from the MLB and their first 21 seasons, I'm pretty sure the same thing happened to where almost nothing changes if you delete them from existence. Even though they had that record breaking season of 116 wins, It was beyond our timeframe we are using. I have to hand it to you. Great analysis. Edit: Timeframe was too long.
Who are your favorite NFL teams from each division? Mine are AFC East - Bills AFC North - Bengaks AFC South - Texans AFC West - Chargers NFC East - Eagles NFC North - Lions NFC South - Falcons NFC West - 49ers
great question... probably not much. the real question - would you also be eliminating the Indianapolis Colts? At the end of the Dallas Texans last season, their players and assets were given to the new startup team, the Baltimore Colts. The Colts claim to have been an expansion team and started fresh in 1953. They don't recognize Dallas Texan history as their own, but most of their whole team year 1 was just the Dallas Texans from the year before. The ripple effect is always going...
@@hydn. In doing some research, removing the Dallas Texans from history, as if we Thanos snapped them into oblivion and they never existed, then there would no longer be a team for the Kansas City Chiefs to take over. That would alter multiple superbowl outcomes, remove several MVPs, and actually remove entire legendary players from the pool of players. For example Tony Gonzales, TE. If the Dallas Texans were never a thing, the Chiefs never become them. So legendary TE Tony Gonzales is also Thanos snapped out of football history. It continues and continues from there. Crazy to think about.
If you wipe out the Texans, then that would mean that the Browns didn't leave Cleveland, and that they didn't have to bring them back in 1999. That's what started all this.
LMAO, im sorry im sorry, I'm a dolphins fan so I made sure to slip in a self-diss in there, because for my whole lifetime, we have been just as miserable (if not more)
4:36 The Lions made the NFC Championship last year. Should have been replaced by the Cowboys. The old divisions from 1999-2001 would have better to try to guess from. The division alignment would also change Super Bowl 53 due to the Saints and Rams meeting in the Divisional Round instead of NFC Championship. Also the Ravens weren’t an expansion team. The Buccaneers and Seahawks made the playoffs before the Texans.
What 2023 would look like: AFC: Jaguars win the AFC South. The Dolphins instead play the Jaguars in the Wild Card with the Dolphins winning. The Chiefs instead play the Browns in the Wild Card with the Chiefs still winning. The Ravens play the Dolphins in the Divisional Round but the Ravens still win. No change. NFC: The Saints make the playoffs as a 7 seed, and the Packers miss the playoffs. The Saints play the Cowboys in the Wild Card, with the Cowboys winning. Both Divisional Round games are different, with the 49ers playing the Buccaneers and the Lions playing the Cowboys. The 49ers and Lions still end up winning. No change.
@@defreeze01 Yes, that was in the regular season. I’m confident that in this scenario in the divisional round Detroit would get their revenge, and plus it’s the Cowboys in the divisional round.
I feel like you could probably do the same to the New Orleans Pelicans... or Charlotte Bobcats... or Charlotte Hornets.... that whole mis-mash of a 2 team timeline
Was it kinda sad seeing the team I love basically have zero impact on NFL History? Yes it was. Did I also have a great time watching this video and laughing at how absurd it all is? Yes, yes I did.
While this is a great video and you got yourself a new subscriber. I feel like all the data isn't accounted for. Like draft picks. Case in point, are we sure the Panthers cardinals, and Colts are just as bad at that point this year picking 1st 2nd, and 3rd? The Colts lost the division on the last play of the season. Do they still do that with CJ Stroud?
yea like i said, players are just snapped out of existence for however long they were on the texans. so drafts still happen the same, the texans picks all just don’t enter the league until they play for another team, lol. it’s obviously clunky and not insanely realistic, but if i had to redo every pick of every draft… lol this would be a looooong video. i am glad you enjoyed though! thank you!!
Before I get into this video, I just need Houston to exist so when Dallas is having a bad years, I can tell their fans they aren't even the best team in Texas.
The 2015 Bengals probably would've beat the Chiefs by 3 TDs even with their backup QB, let's be real here 😶 And to be fair, Houston not being in changes the draft completely. The Colts would have CJ Stroud if you just went back 1 calendar year now, for instance. Bet every Super Bowl is actually changed!
It seems a bit lazy to just Erase everything the texans took, I get not being meticulous, but you erase landmark players Like JJWatt, rookie Desuahn and De andre Hopkins? Also the Afc South just has 3 byes? Why not just make every game the texans played a tie? I get it's supposed to remove their impact but how else does a 3 team division get 2 of it's games back on Schedule? Or you could've just added the browns to the North. I don't know I dont mean to be a whiner, because it's an interesting topic, but I feel like you could've given it a better shake.
As much it hurts and looks demoralizing i still want to see what this team can do after 2 decades later I still will support this team. As even I was born a d raised a texan fan, they are old as me. There will be a. Time they will push for afc championship maybe a superbowl.. but one game at a time
I understand your thesis and I was going to make a joke about how only the Texans fans can hate on the Texans this much. Houston had their history stolen from them, the Oilers are not a “Tennessee team”, the Texans and Houston are disrespected year in and year out with the powder blue that the Titans pretend it theirs. JJ WATT and Andre Johnson have made impacts to the game that you can’t discredit. Ed Reed was a locker room cancer and he just didn’t preform and was well past his prime. You can pretend to be Jon Bois/Secret Base all you want but you aren’t them. I’m just going to pretend what my TH-cam would be like if I never watch you again…oh pretty much no change. Wiping you out of reality made no significant change. You have legitimately lost someone that was reality interested in your content.
If the Texans never existed, I'd have become a Cowboys fan instead, and that is a fate worse than death.
Lol
Me too, and I agree that would be a fate much worse than death
As a cowboys fan I can confirm this
i would have never picked dallas, i hate all of their sports teams, and im from Houston. Id have to go saints
Join us brother unite under one star
The irony is both the Titans and Ravens reached the Superbowl shortly after relocating...
Texans never relocate
@@Ybv69420nor did the davens
@@zandger1649the ravens were the browns I believe
The Titans and Ravens were not expansion teams Titan were the oilers as you mentioned the Browns moved to Baltimore in 1995
And the Rams after relocating back to LA
When the Texans hold up the Lombardi trophy this year I fully expect an apology video no shorter than 10 mins.
i fully understand these terms
Detroit Lombardi
Andre Johnson is now a hall of famer🤣
yup, i squeaked this video out while I still could lol
AFC South Division Champions:
2011: Titans (9-7, 3rd seed). Wildcard Opponent: Bengals.
2012: Colts (11-5, 3rd seed). Wildcard Opponent: Bengals.
2015: Colts (8-8, 4th seed). Wildcard Opponent: Chiefs.
2016: Titans (9-7, 4th seed). Wildcard Opponent: Raiders.
2018: Colts (10-6, 3rd seed). Wildcard Opponent: Steelers.
2019: Titans (9-7, 4th seed). Wildcard Opponent: Bills.
2023: Jaguars (9-8, 4th seed). Wildcard Opponent: Browns.
The Texans will make the conference championship with CJ Stroud. Hell, they may even make the Super Bowl at some point.
💀
@@JAGISDAGOATsays the guy who is a fan of a team who has done jackshit last 30 years
They probably wouldn't change a lot of playoff outcomes with this method, but they absolutely impact the draft
I took this personal…well done sir
You captured the Dork Town vibes perfectly, great work.
Watch his video about the creator of basketball it’s has lots of dorktown vibes too
The sons of Jon Bois
Hey, we also had Tony Boselli on IR that one year. We've had two HoFers
He did play in the preseason for them. Will count it!
The Jon Bois aesthetic is peak
mucho love
How does this good of a video have so few views? it was fire keep up the good work
so kind, thank you!!
Dre doesn't hate the franchise he came back as an advisor and is still in the facility dlfor texans do ur research
me when i don't watch the whole video before commenting:
To be honest, Cleveland has way more tragic and dark days than houston in football. Ill keep our minimal history over Cleveland anyday
As a Texans fan, I have to agree. If you did the same exact thing, but with the Mariners from the MLB and their first 21 seasons, I'm pretty sure the same thing happened to where almost nothing changes if you delete them from existence. Even though they had that record breaking season of 116 wins, It was beyond our timeframe we are using. I have to hand it to you. Great analysis.
Edit: Timeframe was too long.
thank you!! I am glad you enjoyed and saw the fun in what I'm doing. i promise it's all in good taste.
Love the editing style
glad to hear! i think it will be sticking around.
Yeah same @thisfaquinchanel
i feel one day we will get a texans vs cowboys superbowl and no one will care who wins because of the irony
It’s hard to be offended when the video is so well made
this video made me feel an emotion i cannot describe
You lost me after you say the players didn't exist
Well probably Bob gets his hockey team instead for sure but the bring NFL to Houston movement is strong.
Who are your favorite NFL teams from each division?
Mine are
AFC East - Bills
AFC North - Bengaks
AFC South - Texans
AFC West - Chargers
NFC East - Eagles
NFC North - Lions
NFC South - Falcons
NFC West - 49ers
Huge John Bois vibes from this, well done
Love the vid but at 2:00, T-Mobile Arena is in Las Vegas, not Houston
if the texans never exist also the NRG stadium....maybe the outcome of the SB may change....may be 28 - 3 ...remain 28 - 3
The chargers were in San Diego - the teams that left LA back in ‘94 were the Rams and Raiders
A universe where the 6 team AFC Central becomes the norm. Let’s fucking go
It wasn't the chargers it was the rams and the raiders
Since joining the league, the Texans have more playoff wins than the Cowboys in the same span.
whats crazy is you got jinxed bad..
dude believe me, I was SWEATING when they played the Ravens. If they made the AFC Championship, I couldn't have even done it.
@@hydn.Well I'm happy ravens lost to cheifs so there's that
Lamar Jackson needs more help huh ?
Here's a question for you... What would happen if you removed the Dallas Texans team from football history?
great question... probably not much.
the real question - would you also be eliminating the Indianapolis Colts? At the end of the Dallas Texans last season, their players and assets were given to the new startup team, the Baltimore Colts. The Colts claim to have been an expansion team and started fresh in 1953. They don't recognize Dallas Texan history as their own, but most of their whole team year 1 was just the Dallas Texans from the year before. The ripple effect is always going...
@@hydn.Technically the Chiefs were the Dallas Texans
@@hydn. In doing some research, removing the Dallas Texans from history, as if we Thanos snapped them into oblivion and they never existed, then there would no longer be a team for the Kansas City Chiefs to take over. That would alter multiple superbowl outcomes, remove several MVPs, and actually remove entire legendary players from the pool of players. For example Tony Gonzales, TE. If the Dallas Texans were never a thing, the Chiefs never become them. So legendary TE Tony Gonzales is also Thanos snapped out of football history. It continues and continues from there. Crazy to think about.
Video is very cozy
THIS IS WHAT I GO FOR!!!! THANK YOU. EXACTLY THAT ADJECTIVE. i love it. cozy videos are my favorite. glad you enjoyed.
@@hydn. keep up the great work
Well guess what going forward Houston matters and will have a say in this league in the next decade😎
true, had to get the video out while I still could!! lol
If you wipe out the Texans, then that would mean that the Browns didn't leave Cleveland, and that they didn't have to bring them back in 1999. That's what started all this.
Bro bullied us for a straight 12 minutes before actually starting 💀
LMAO, im sorry im sorry, I'm a dolphins fan so I made sure to slip in a self-diss in there, because for my whole lifetime, we have been just as miserable (if not more)
@@hydn. it’s alright man we’ve all been there
4:36 The Lions made the NFC Championship last year. Should have been replaced by the Cowboys.
The old divisions from 1999-2001 would have better to try to guess from. The division alignment would also change Super Bowl 53 due to the Saints and Rams meeting in the Divisional Round instead of NFC Championship. Also the Ravens weren’t an expansion team. The Buccaneers and Seahawks made the playoffs before the Texans.
What 2023 would look like:
AFC: Jaguars win the AFC South. The Dolphins instead play the Jaguars in the Wild Card with the Dolphins winning. The Chiefs instead play the Browns in the Wild Card with the Chiefs still winning. The Ravens play the Dolphins in the Divisional Round but the Ravens still win. No change.
NFC: The Saints make the playoffs as a 7 seed, and the Packers miss the playoffs. The Saints play the Cowboys in the Wild Card, with the Cowboys winning. Both Divisional Round games are different, with the 49ers playing the Buccaneers and the Lions playing the Cowboys. The 49ers and Lions still end up winning. No change.
that’s awesome bro!! seems like you nailed it, this is exactly why i did for every year.
Didnt the Cowboys beat the lions tho on that stupid call?
@@defreeze01 Yes, that was in the regular season. I’m confident that in this scenario in the divisional round Detroit would get their revenge, and plus it’s the Cowboys in the divisional round.
I am now rooting for the most inconsequential team in football to become consequential
Just you watch this season
barely made an impact yet, it's like the team you seem to always forget
like dust on a table, it's there, but whatever
This video is dope man I’m a Texans fan
We’d have no sketch
jon bois disciple
I feel like you could probably do the same to the New Orleans Pelicans... or Charlotte Bobcats... or Charlotte Hornets.... that whole mis-mash of a 2 team timeline
What do you mean "what if"?
dear god...
Was it kinda sad seeing the team I love basically have zero impact on NFL History? Yes it was. Did I also have a great time watching this video and laughing at how absurd it all is? Yes, yes I did.
its all love, im a dolphins fan, been just as miserable my whole lifetime
Winning a divisional playoff game is impossible I think - a Cowboys fan
Perfectly timed with a fresh pot of coffee.
have a great day my friend!
Tom Brady would have 6 less wins and 2 less losses. XD
i guess i really will do anything to make tom look worse
@@hydn. 🤣 Stay salty, its delicious
Nice vid
As a diehard Texans fan this made me sad
Andrea Johnson doesn’t hate the franchise 😂 he works for them lol
Andre Johnson made it in this year.
If the texans never existed Jerry would rename the dallas cowboys to the Texas cowboys and be the richest man on earth
While this is a great video and you got yourself a new subscriber. I feel like all the data isn't accounted for. Like draft picks. Case in point, are we sure the Panthers cardinals, and Colts are just as bad at that point this year picking 1st 2nd, and 3rd? The Colts lost the division on the last play of the season. Do they still do that with CJ Stroud?
yea like i said, players are just snapped out of existence for however long they were on the texans. so drafts still happen the same, the texans picks all just don’t enter the league until they play for another team, lol.
it’s obviously clunky and not insanely realistic, but if i had to redo every pick of every draft… lol this would be a looooong video. i am glad you enjoyed though! thank you!!
Yeah but we got heart
Good vid but you spelled existed wrong in the title.
this is crazy
The haters after the Texans win it all in '24
I’m glad Andre Johnson is in the hall of fame now so that statement is false now 👍🏾
Jon bois would think this is great
Before I get into this video, I just need Houston to exist so when Dallas is having a bad years, I can tell their fans they aren't even the best team in Texas.
Since the Texans joined the league, they have more playoff wins than the Cowboys in the same span of time. Glass houses, my friend.
The 2015 Bengals probably would've beat the Chiefs by 3 TDs even with their backup QB, let's be real here 😶 And to be fair, Houston not being in changes the draft completely. The Colts would have CJ Stroud if you just went back 1 calendar year now, for instance. Bet every Super Bowl is actually changed!
Agreed
It seems a bit lazy to just Erase everything the texans took, I get not being meticulous, but you erase landmark players Like JJWatt, rookie Desuahn and De andre Hopkins? Also the Afc South just has 3 byes? Why not just make every game the texans played a tie? I get it's supposed to remove their impact but how else does a 3 team division get 2 of it's games back on Schedule? Or you could've just added the browns to the North. I don't know I dont mean to be a whiner, because it's an interesting topic, but I feel like you could've given it a better shake.
Then sketch will be sad then
I think the Texans have only made to the divisional round twice
5 times. (2011, 2012, 2016, 2019, and 2023)
@@DXNRxge oh
They’re winning the next 10 super bowls
Chart party buy about the Texans is content made just for me thank you
Some ppl don’t need a phone, this a waste of time.
As much it hurts and looks demoralizing i still want to see what this team can do after 2 decades later
I still will support this team. As even I was born a d raised a texan fan, they are old as me. There will be a. Time they will push for afc championship maybe a superbowl.. but one game at a time
in a great spot right now
I'm going to guess that you are a Sagittarius.
I understand your thesis and I was going to make a joke about how only the Texans fans can hate on the Texans this much. Houston had their history stolen from them, the Oilers are not a “Tennessee team”, the Texans and Houston are disrespected year in and year out with the powder blue that the Titans pretend it theirs.
JJ WATT and Andre Johnson have made impacts to the game that you can’t discredit.
Ed Reed was a locker room cancer and he just didn’t preform and was well past his prime.
You can pretend to be Jon Bois/Secret Base all you want but you aren’t them. I’m just going to pretend what my TH-cam would be like if I never watch you again…oh pretty much no change. Wiping you out of reality made no significant change. You have legitimately lost someone that was reality interested in your content.
1920-2001. That’s your answer :)
Not true. In 2019, the chiefs had that big comeback in the playoffs against houston. If they didnt exist, what happens in that game?
Idk someone else plays them
Someone else a lot better plays them. And it wouldn’t have mattered… the Chiefs would win.
remove the packers or bears lol that going to take you a long time.
Jon Bois would be proud
Thanks for definitively proving the 500s are useless.
500s?
David Carr might actually have had a different career.