What if the Houston Texans Never Existed

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  • @DarkDesperado25
    @DarkDesperado25 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +122

    If the Texans never existed, I'd have become a Cowboys fan instead, and that is a fate worse than death.

    • @PhilAm-Animations317
      @PhilAm-Animations317 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lol

    • @manitobamodeler24
      @manitobamodeler24 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Me too, and I agree that would be a fate much worse than death

    • @unseenhero9726
      @unseenhero9726 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      As a cowboys fan I can confirm this

    • @AlvarezPRODZ
      @AlvarezPRODZ 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      i would have never picked dallas, i hate all of their sports teams, and im from Houston. Id have to go saints

    • @cruzerro3451
      @cruzerro3451 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Join us brother unite under one star

  • @xnvaznx
    @xnvaznx 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

    The irony is both the Titans and Ravens reached the Superbowl shortly after relocating...

    • @Ybv69420
      @Ybv69420 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Texans never relocate

    • @zandger1649
      @zandger1649 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Ybv69420nor did the davens

    • @Bigtuna124
      @Bigtuna124 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@zandger1649the ravens were the browns I believe

    • @ericbishop8023
      @ericbishop8023 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The Titans and Ravens were not expansion teams Titan were the oilers as you mentioned the Browns moved to Baltimore in 1995

    • @elfofcourage
      @elfofcourage 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And the Rams after relocating back to LA

  • @eamendoza057
    @eamendoza057 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +90

    When the Texans hold up the Lombardi trophy this year I fully expect an apology video no shorter than 10 mins.

    • @hydn.
      @hydn.  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      i fully understand these terms

    • @BigGuy_.
      @BigGuy_. 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Detroit Lombardi

  • @MX_713-YT
    @MX_713-YT 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    Andre Johnson is now a hall of famer🤣

    • @hydn.
      @hydn.  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      yup, i squeaked this video out while I still could lol

  • @damonsonnier34
    @damonsonnier34 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    AFC South Division Champions:
    2011: Titans (9-7, 3rd seed). Wildcard Opponent: Bengals.
    2012: Colts (11-5, 3rd seed). Wildcard Opponent: Bengals.
    2015: Colts (8-8, 4th seed). Wildcard Opponent: Chiefs.
    2016: Titans (9-7, 4th seed). Wildcard Opponent: Raiders.
    2018: Colts (10-6, 3rd seed). Wildcard Opponent: Steelers.
    2019: Titans (9-7, 4th seed). Wildcard Opponent: Bills.
    2023: Jaguars (9-8, 4th seed). Wildcard Opponent: Browns.

  • @tromboneman4517
    @tromboneman4517 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    The Texans will make the conference championship with CJ Stroud. Hell, they may even make the Super Bowl at some point.

    • @JAGISDAGOAT
      @JAGISDAGOAT 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      💀

    • @DarkLaneDemoTapez
      @DarkLaneDemoTapez 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@JAGISDAGOATsays the guy who is a fan of a team who has done jackshit last 30 years

  • @soapsatellite
    @soapsatellite 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    They probably wouldn't change a lot of playoff outcomes with this method, but they absolutely impact the draft

  • @rickpat524
    @rickpat524 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I took this personal…well done sir

  • @andersonrusnell3102
    @andersonrusnell3102 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    You captured the Dork Town vibes perfectly, great work.

    • @evansaccount1548
      @evansaccount1548 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Watch his video about the creator of basketball it’s has lots of dorktown vibes too

    • @manitobamodeler24
      @manitobamodeler24 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The sons of Jon Bois

  • @ameliaburton5313
    @ameliaburton5313 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Hey, we also had Tony Boselli on IR that one year. We've had two HoFers

    • @JWex-jy7sk
      @JWex-jy7sk 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He did play in the preseason for them. Will count it!

  • @alexgrissom3513
    @alexgrissom3513 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The Jon Bois aesthetic is peak

    • @hydn.
      @hydn.  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      mucho love

  • @TheWhiteMan
    @TheWhiteMan 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    How does this good of a video have so few views? it was fire keep up the good work

    • @hydn.
      @hydn.  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      so kind, thank you!!

  • @adrianavendano9180
    @adrianavendano9180 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Dre doesn't hate the franchise he came back as an advisor and is still in the facility dlfor texans do ur research

    • @tubbyidk1474
      @tubbyidk1474 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      me when i don't watch the whole video before commenting:

  • @sapper206
    @sapper206 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    To be honest, Cleveland has way more tragic and dark days than houston in football. Ill keep our minimal history over Cleveland anyday

  • @stormchaseref3628
    @stormchaseref3628 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    As a Texans fan, I have to agree. If you did the same exact thing, but with the Mariners from the MLB and their first 21 seasons, I'm pretty sure the same thing happened to where almost nothing changes if you delete them from existence. Even though they had that record breaking season of 116 wins, It was beyond our timeframe we are using. I have to hand it to you. Great analysis.
    Edit: Timeframe was too long.

    • @hydn.
      @hydn.  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      thank you!! I am glad you enjoyed and saw the fun in what I'm doing. i promise it's all in good taste.

  • @Thisfaquinchanel
    @Thisfaquinchanel 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Love the editing style

    • @hydn.
      @hydn.  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      glad to hear! i think it will be sticking around.

    • @jaylenbarnes2.079
      @jaylenbarnes2.079 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah same @thisfaquinchanel

  • @aboveaveragegaming5503
    @aboveaveragegaming5503 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    i feel one day we will get a texans vs cowboys superbowl and no one will care who wins because of the irony

  • @atlafan7364
    @atlafan7364 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    It’s hard to be offended when the video is so well made

  • @maxlimit9129
    @maxlimit9129 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    this video made me feel an emotion i cannot describe

  • @brennankinder1461
    @brennankinder1461 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    You lost me after you say the players didn't exist

  • @gbalph4
    @gbalph4 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Well probably Bob gets his hockey team instead for sure but the bring NFL to Houston movement is strong.

  • @austinstitzel
    @austinstitzel 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Who are your favorite NFL teams from each division?
    Mine are
    AFC East - Bills
    AFC North - Bengaks
    AFC South - Texans
    AFC West - Chargers
    NFC East - Eagles
    NFC North - Lions
    NFC South - Falcons
    NFC West - 49ers

  • @theyeetmaster2007
    @theyeetmaster2007 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Huge John Bois vibes from this, well done

    • @hydn.
      @hydn.  8 หลายเดือนก่อน

  • @BD-1-And-Only
    @BD-1-And-Only 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love the vid but at 2:00, T-Mobile Arena is in Las Vegas, not Houston

  • @MattaRF25
    @MattaRF25 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    if the texans never exist also the NRG stadium....maybe the outcome of the SB may change....may be 28 - 3 ...remain 28 - 3

  • @recklssabndon
    @recklssabndon 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The chargers were in San Diego - the teams that left LA back in ‘94 were the Rams and Raiders

  • @cstick2664
    @cstick2664 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    A universe where the 6 team AFC Central becomes the norm. Let’s fucking go

  • @jackh.4544
    @jackh.4544 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It wasn't the chargers it was the rams and the raiders

  • @Darth_Conans
    @Darth_Conans 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Since joining the league, the Texans have more playoff wins than the Cowboys in the same span.

  • @ajmkayy
    @ajmkayy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    whats crazy is you got jinxed bad..

    • @hydn.
      @hydn.  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      dude believe me, I was SWEATING when they played the Ravens. If they made the AFC Championship, I couldn't have even done it.

    • @JoseJimenez-vc7we
      @JoseJimenez-vc7we 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@hydn.Well I'm happy ravens lost to cheifs so there's that
      Lamar Jackson needs more help huh ?

  • @Bled_x
    @Bled_x 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Here's a question for you... What would happen if you removed the Dallas Texans team from football history?

    • @hydn.
      @hydn.  11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      great question... probably not much.
      the real question - would you also be eliminating the Indianapolis Colts? At the end of the Dallas Texans last season, their players and assets were given to the new startup team, the Baltimore Colts. The Colts claim to have been an expansion team and started fresh in 1953. They don't recognize Dallas Texan history as their own, but most of their whole team year 1 was just the Dallas Texans from the year before. The ripple effect is always going...

    • @calculator3609
      @calculator3609 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@hydn.Technically the Chiefs were the Dallas Texans

    • @Bled_x
      @Bled_x 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@hydn. In doing some research, removing the Dallas Texans from history, as if we Thanos snapped them into oblivion and they never existed, then there would no longer be a team for the Kansas City Chiefs to take over. That would alter multiple superbowl outcomes, remove several MVPs, and actually remove entire legendary players from the pool of players. For example Tony Gonzales, TE. If the Dallas Texans were never a thing, the Chiefs never become them. So legendary TE Tony Gonzales is also Thanos snapped out of football history. It continues and continues from there. Crazy to think about.

  • @thehomiethin4790
    @thehomiethin4790 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Video is very cozy

    • @hydn.
      @hydn.  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      THIS IS WHAT I GO FOR!!!! THANK YOU. EXACTLY THAT ADJECTIVE. i love it. cozy videos are my favorite. glad you enjoyed.

    • @thehomiethin4790
      @thehomiethin4790 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@hydn. keep up the great work

  • @leonardozacarias3940
    @leonardozacarias3940 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Well guess what going forward Houston matters and will have a say in this league in the next decade😎

    • @hydn.
      @hydn.  8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      true, had to get the video out while I still could!! lol

  • @jab1289
    @jab1289 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    If you wipe out the Texans, then that would mean that the Browns didn't leave Cleveland, and that they didn't have to bring them back in 1999. That's what started all this.

  • @lucassuarez6315
    @lucassuarez6315 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bro bullied us for a straight 12 minutes before actually starting 💀

    • @hydn.
      @hydn.  6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      LMAO, im sorry im sorry, I'm a dolphins fan so I made sure to slip in a self-diss in there, because for my whole lifetime, we have been just as miserable (if not more)

    • @lucassuarez6315
      @lucassuarez6315 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@hydn. it’s alright man we’ve all been there

  • @someperson3883
    @someperson3883 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    4:36 The Lions made the NFC Championship last year. Should have been replaced by the Cowboys.
    The old divisions from 1999-2001 would have better to try to guess from. The division alignment would also change Super Bowl 53 due to the Saints and Rams meeting in the Divisional Round instead of NFC Championship. Also the Ravens weren’t an expansion team. The Buccaneers and Seahawks made the playoffs before the Texans.

  • @GLITCHDGALAXY
    @GLITCHDGALAXY 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    What 2023 would look like:
    AFC: Jaguars win the AFC South. The Dolphins instead play the Jaguars in the Wild Card with the Dolphins winning. The Chiefs instead play the Browns in the Wild Card with the Chiefs still winning. The Ravens play the Dolphins in the Divisional Round but the Ravens still win. No change.
    NFC: The Saints make the playoffs as a 7 seed, and the Packers miss the playoffs. The Saints play the Cowboys in the Wild Card, with the Cowboys winning. Both Divisional Round games are different, with the 49ers playing the Buccaneers and the Lions playing the Cowboys. The 49ers and Lions still end up winning. No change.

    • @hydn.
      @hydn.  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      that’s awesome bro!! seems like you nailed it, this is exactly why i did for every year.

    • @defreeze01
      @defreeze01 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Didnt the Cowboys beat the lions tho on that stupid call?

    • @GLITCHDGALAXY
      @GLITCHDGALAXY 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@defreeze01 Yes, that was in the regular season. I’m confident that in this scenario in the divisional round Detroit would get their revenge, and plus it’s the Cowboys in the divisional round.

  • @maxlimit9129
    @maxlimit9129 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I am now rooting for the most inconsequential team in football to become consequential

  • @tobin2.0
    @tobin2.0 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Just you watch this season

  • @LounoirRecords
    @LounoirRecords 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    barely made an impact yet, it's like the team you seem to always forget
    like dust on a table, it's there, but whatever

  • @austin1519
    @austin1519 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This video is dope man I’m a Texans fan

  • @AidenPoche
    @AidenPoche 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    We’d have no sketch

  • @NoBody-ze4ze
    @NoBody-ze4ze 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    jon bois disciple

  • @thakfu
    @thakfu 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I feel like you could probably do the same to the New Orleans Pelicans... or Charlotte Bobcats... or Charlotte Hornets.... that whole mis-mash of a 2 team timeline

  • @thetexanshurtme
    @thetexanshurtme 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    What do you mean "what if"?

    • @hydn.
      @hydn.  11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      dear god...

  • @jacobmorgan6660
    @jacobmorgan6660 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Was it kinda sad seeing the team I love basically have zero impact on NFL History? Yes it was. Did I also have a great time watching this video and laughing at how absurd it all is? Yes, yes I did.

    • @hydn.
      @hydn.  8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      its all love, im a dolphins fan, been just as miserable my whole lifetime

  • @t22c
    @t22c 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Winning a divisional playoff game is impossible I think - a Cowboys fan

  • @KarlMarkyMarxx
    @KarlMarkyMarxx 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Perfectly timed with a fresh pot of coffee.

    • @hydn.
      @hydn.  11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      have a great day my friend!

  • @elfofcourage
    @elfofcourage 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Tom Brady would have 6 less wins and 2 less losses. XD

    • @hydn.
      @hydn.  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      i guess i really will do anything to make tom look worse

    • @elfofcourage
      @elfofcourage 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@hydn. 🤣 Stay salty, its delicious

  • @Hyperion_86
    @Hyperion_86 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Nice vid

  • @Lackalope
    @Lackalope 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As a diehard Texans fan this made me sad

  • @gauntlion839
    @gauntlion839 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Andrea Johnson doesn’t hate the franchise 😂 he works for them lol

  • @marcwhitlock5002
    @marcwhitlock5002 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Andre Johnson made it in this year.

  • @sergioflores751
    @sergioflores751 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    If the texans never existed Jerry would rename the dallas cowboys to the Texas cowboys and be the richest man on earth

  • @landonpatton7997
    @landonpatton7997 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    While this is a great video and you got yourself a new subscriber. I feel like all the data isn't accounted for. Like draft picks. Case in point, are we sure the Panthers cardinals, and Colts are just as bad at that point this year picking 1st 2nd, and 3rd? The Colts lost the division on the last play of the season. Do they still do that with CJ Stroud?

    • @hydn.
      @hydn.  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      yea like i said, players are just snapped out of existence for however long they were on the texans. so drafts still happen the same, the texans picks all just don’t enter the league until they play for another team, lol.
      it’s obviously clunky and not insanely realistic, but if i had to redo every pick of every draft… lol this would be a looooong video. i am glad you enjoyed though! thank you!!

  • @youngsteph9815
    @youngsteph9815 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Yeah but we got heart

  • @CaptainHarold
    @CaptainHarold 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Good vid but you spelled existed wrong in the title.

  • @TylerKalamaras
    @TylerKalamaras 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    this is crazy

  • @np_567
    @np_567 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The haters after the Texans win it all in '24

  • @KaiTheCheetah
    @KaiTheCheetah 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’m glad Andre Johnson is in the hall of fame now so that statement is false now 👍🏾

  • @wyattpayne3266
    @wyattpayne3266 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Jon bois would think this is great

  • @StephenGibson829
    @StephenGibson829 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Before I get into this video, I just need Houston to exist so when Dallas is having a bad years, I can tell their fans they aren't even the best team in Texas.

    • @Darth_Conans
      @Darth_Conans 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Since the Texans joined the league, they have more playoff wins than the Cowboys in the same span of time. Glass houses, my friend.

  • @HDRookie
    @HDRookie 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The 2015 Bengals probably would've beat the Chiefs by 3 TDs even with their backup QB, let's be real here 😶 And to be fair, Houston not being in changes the draft completely. The Colts would have CJ Stroud if you just went back 1 calendar year now, for instance. Bet every Super Bowl is actually changed!

  • @JAGISDAGOAT
    @JAGISDAGOAT 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Agreed

  • @Samsungor
    @Samsungor 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It seems a bit lazy to just Erase everything the texans took, I get not being meticulous, but you erase landmark players Like JJWatt, rookie Desuahn and De andre Hopkins? Also the Afc South just has 3 byes? Why not just make every game the texans played a tie? I get it's supposed to remove their impact but how else does a 3 team division get 2 of it's games back on Schedule? Or you could've just added the browns to the North. I don't know I dont mean to be a whiner, because it's an interesting topic, but I feel like you could've given it a better shake.

  • @Durrzilla199
    @Durrzilla199 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Then sketch will be sad then

  • @elfofcourage
    @elfofcourage 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I think the Texans have only made to the divisional round twice

    • @DXNRxge
      @DXNRxge 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      5 times. (2011, 2012, 2016, 2019, and 2023)

    • @elfofcourage
      @elfofcourage 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DXNRxge oh

  • @skalty9868
    @skalty9868 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    They’re winning the next 10 super bowls

  • @theprofserb
    @theprofserb 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Chart party buy about the Texans is content made just for me thank you

  • @ChristopherGilbert-du4tz
    @ChristopherGilbert-du4tz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Some ppl don’t need a phone, this a waste of time.

  • @JoseJimenez-vc7we
    @JoseJimenez-vc7we 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As much it hurts and looks demoralizing i still want to see what this team can do after 2 decades later
    I still will support this team. As even I was born a d raised a texan fan, they are old as me. There will be a. Time they will push for afc championship maybe a superbowl.. but one game at a time

    • @hydn.
      @hydn.  8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      in a great spot right now

  • @austinstitzel
    @austinstitzel 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm going to guess that you are a Sagittarius.

  • @markvallone5136
    @markvallone5136 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I understand your thesis and I was going to make a joke about how only the Texans fans can hate on the Texans this much. Houston had their history stolen from them, the Oilers are not a “Tennessee team”, the Texans and Houston are disrespected year in and year out with the powder blue that the Titans pretend it theirs.
    JJ WATT and Andre Johnson have made impacts to the game that you can’t discredit.
    Ed Reed was a locker room cancer and he just didn’t preform and was well past his prime.
    You can pretend to be Jon Bois/Secret Base all you want but you aren’t them. I’m just going to pretend what my TH-cam would be like if I never watch you again…oh pretty much no change. Wiping you out of reality made no significant change. You have legitimately lost someone that was reality interested in your content.

  • @M_JW
    @M_JW 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    1920-2001. That’s your answer :)

  • @stevensalazar1105
    @stevensalazar1105 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Not true. In 2019, the chiefs had that big comeback in the playoffs against houston. If they didnt exist, what happens in that game?

    • @colorfulmarbles156
      @colorfulmarbles156 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Idk someone else plays them

    • @tromboneman4517
      @tromboneman4517 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Someone else a lot better plays them. And it wouldn’t have mattered… the Chiefs would win.

  • @defreeze01
    @defreeze01 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    remove the packers or bears lol that going to take you a long time.

  • @Jackal_McCackle
    @Jackal_McCackle 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Jon Bois would be proud

  • @WVUer21
    @WVUer21 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thanks for definitively proving the 500s are useless.

  • @AlijahMcHale
    @AlijahMcHale 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    David Carr might actually have had a different career.