@@3DCommando I get mad sometimes too. But skyrim took 6 years and has been played constantly for 8. He's doing a good job, oblivions kept me busy for over a decade. Fallout 4 is still being played 5 years later. We are spoiled by other titles who produce a video game worth a year, every other year. Bethesda does their stuff properly. And now that they are owned by xbox I can guarantee that ES6 will come out to help the New xbox console
@@lucasflaming5330 there are mods specifically made to improve immersion. Such as mods that add patrols to skyrim or mods that enhance textures and enhance character models/clothing. Even mods that add entire lore friendly quests and storylines. Saying mods ruin the experience is like saying food ruins eating because you didn't like one thing you ate. Also, Hearthfire is dlc, not a mod.
The funny thing is he just sat there and took it, safe for the shout. In his position, he was still fully able to just flap his wing and throw farengar at the fucking wall, breaking his body and killing him instantly.
When I got this cut scene I was upstairs searching for the trap release so when Odahviing said "What are you doing back there?" I was like o.O geez Farengar I didn't know it was THAT kind of a test! One of the rare times I've loled during the game.
You know, if Farengar wanted a Dragon Scale so badly, he should've asked me for one. Another oversight by the game studio. Miscellaneous Quest: Get Farengar a Dragon Scale
"There once once a mage named old Farengar, Who took testing dragons a little too far..." Edit: please keep liking and commenting only so I can get more notifications to come back here XD
"There once was a court mage named old Farengar, Who took testing dragons a little too far... And the dragon did battle with the Dovahkiin, Until Dragonsreach chained it to bargain with thee Then the dragon went and bided its time, Hoping to fulfill the bargain before the mage came... 'Oh sir dragon, you're so massive, scaly, and mighty! Won't you permit me to test you for free?' And so the court mage went in behind the chains, A scalpel in his hand, the dragon squirming... And old Farengar tested no dragon no more... When the Dragonborn gave him a restraining order." just wanted to build off it, seemed like a fun prompt.
"The dragon breathed fire, the guards ducked down, breathe, my Odahviing, breathe, SOON MAY THE DRAGONBORN COME TO BRING US FUS AND RO AND DAH ONE DAY WHEN THE SHOUTING IS DONE WE'LL TAKE ALL OF SKYRIM'S GOLD!"
Am I the only one who thinks that dragons are cute in Skyrim? I don't know why, but I feel like I just wanna hug em or something, esepcially Paarthurnax. I know, it's fucking weird.
As someone with Tourette's, that made me chuckle. I don't know if freezing things or creating flames would make the tics easier to suppress due to the potential for accidents, or harder to suppress because the effects would make them more satisfying...
It would be weird as fuck if a dragon shouts out different words because of tourette, like "LOK TOOR DAH!!! *sky burning while every single entity is knocked off Tamriel* Whoops."
8 years late... But still. Farengar's "interests" in dragons was so great it brought him back to life soley to violate a dragon at least once before returning to the grave.
When I first played it I stayed by the dragon's head instead of following the mage, then my radio had some PSA about "colorectal cancer awareness month" and that just cemented in my head an image of what happened.
I think you might be able to get both of them at the same time with the "Amazing Follower Tweaks" mod at Nexus. Haven't tried it myself as Farengar is my main source of soul gems and Cicero is just plain nuts...
Ohdaviing is literally my second favourite character in Skyrim My absolute favourite is my own character He’s an Argonian named Logey and he is AWESOME
Something tells me he has some sort of kink or fetish for dragons, considering the tests doesn't risk of drawing blood or damaging scales. .3. Plus him getting behind the draggon Is kinda sus.
Odahviing: *breaths fire* Farengar: *tries to get away from the fire by running into the only place the fire can get to him* And he calls the Dovahkin dumb.
I saw farengar walking to the wheel that holds the dragon down and for a split second I was screaming in my head NOOOOOO thinking he was bouta pull the dragon outa the restraints😂
And so, Farengar became noted throughout all of Skyrim for being the first human to have been presented with a 30km restraining order from a dragon.
Farengar : Here I come dragons!
Literally any dragon : Fus Roh Dah!!!
Damn Dracophiles. Someone should make a character in Skyrim and call him Epstein.
@@CrniWuk r/cursedcomments
Farengar while sleeping hears *bang bang bang* FBI OPEN UP
@@CrniWuk They did but he would eventually be killed by a dragon because we all know he didn't kill himself.
odahviing: *is captured*
farengar: "is for me?"
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I laughed way too hard from this 😂
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Odahviing: Joor mey! What are you doing back there?
....
Odahviing: BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH!
Ikeh ikeh yamete
STRANGER DANGER
:/
I NEED AN ADULT!!!
@uwau fuck did I just read
"And that grandkids is why I'm not allowed within 20 feet of odahviing when he and dragonborn visits for Christmas"
XD I LOVE THIS
Fun fact: the Christmas equivalent in Tamriel is called Saturalia. It falls on the 25th of Evening Star, the December equivalent in Tamriel.
@@danialshamshuddin nerd
@@mrdragonage7446 and you know what we do with nerds? We listen to them because they know some interesting stuff!
@@danialshamshuddin where is this written? Everytime I see an elder scroll time stamp i just ignore it
Lol I just love how you can hear Irilieth say
"Bad idea, Farengar. Even for you."
I almost died laughing!
@xBirds he’s bad at releasing titles in timely order
@@3DCommando I get mad sometimes too. But skyrim took 6 years and has been played constantly for 8. He's doing a good job, oblivions kept me busy for over a decade. Fallout 4 is still being played 5 years later. We are spoiled by other titles who produce a video game worth a year, every other year. Bethesda does their stuff properly. And now that they are owned by xbox I can guarantee that ES6 will come out to help the New xbox console
@@lucasflaming5330 Not to mention the mods
@@ahmadhafizh1683 I only play the hearthfire mod. Mods, to me, take away the experience. But others like to use it.
@@lucasflaming5330 there are mods specifically made to improve immersion. Such as mods that add patrols to skyrim or mods that enhance textures and enhance character models/clothing. Even mods that add entire lore friendly quests and storylines. Saying mods ruin the experience is like saying food ruins eating because you didn't like one thing you ate. Also, Hearthfire is dlc, not a mod.
If you stand in front of Odahviing, you can hear hear Balgruuf say, "Farengar, you damn elf! Get away from there!"
He is an elf?!
No, he's a Nord. He was probably planned to be an Elf though.
@@mrscantparry Since some nords dispise elves, it could have been an insult.
Nord though he may be, I don’t think Balgruuf shares that prejudice. I always heard “fool,” not “elf.”
I don't think Balgruuf would be racist, I think he said fool.
Knock Knock
Hello, I'm a registered dragon offender.
No lollygagging
Donkey?
It's Dov-Offender, for your information and knowledge.
Odahviing: "I need an adult..."
Farengar: "...I am an adult."
Tfs reference? 😂
Thank you for that 😂
"I am an adul-"
"NO YOU'RE NOT DAD"
I like you.
I understood that reference
Still a better bondage story than 50 Shades of Grey.
VigilanteAgumon HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Okay...
Fun fact 50 Shades of Grey is a Twilight fanfiction
@@skylord2606 Twilight as well.
More like 50 shades of scales lol
Can we talk about the fact that “Dovahkiin” showed up in automated subtitles?
Yeah thats cool
Sick
Oh my god that’s awesome
Google speech recognition also picks it up.
Yeah pretty sure google can now read and recognize new words if they are used enough as seen here
I'm guessing he's now on every dragon's "caution" list.
Now im imagineing baby dragons running from the old pervert mage.
If you follow him, he runs back to his lab and goes into fetal position.
Haha that's brilliant :D
I was expecting alchemy lab but this is better
Seriously? Lol. Next play-through I have to follow him and see that.
Lmfao
🤣👌
this happen when i was on the balcony,i just realized that odahviing's fire breath light the candles on the ceiling.
No, they're already lit. *N00B*
@@cleanserofnoobs4162No they aren't *NOOB*
Haha, all of you are *N0OBS*
And I'm a BOON
Noooooooooooooooooobss
Is a wise mage.
Annoys fire breathing dragon.
Runs in front of it.
Seems legit
>farengar
>wise
kek
A most fine haiku.
It's snowing on mount Fuji.
Up the butt my friend.
The funny thing is he just sat there and took it, safe for the shout. In his position, he was still fully able to just flap his wing and throw farengar at the fucking wall, breaking his body and killing him instantly.
That's 2nd warnint
I mean he did promise not to harm anyone right?
good dragon.
Farengar: *goes behind a stuck Odahviing*
Odahviing: "What are you doing step-mage?"
when you realize that they are sus!!!11!!111 😳😳😳
Dragon: painfully breaths fire
I nearly spat out my food
Now we know what kind of websites you're looking at lmao
@@mroblivious5165 and by knowing such knowledge one can assume that you yourself are familiar...
Irileth: This is a bad idea, even for you.
She wasn't going to stop him, though. She was ready for the show.
“In the advancement of knowledge,.....” I’m going to start using that phrase...
"For ... research purposes"
lol at the end
*looks at dovahkiin*
Odaviing: yo mane srsly
Dovahkiin this player, this you, im cap, sorry
Balgruuf: One way or another, I’m about to need a new court wizard.
Meanwhile on Plain District
Oh hello friend. J'zargo is trying new thing, tight thing
Aaaand now I’m trying to imagine J’zargo as a court wizard.
@@Stardweller1 does he comes to the cloud distric regurly? Oh what i am saying of course he don't
Farengar basicly said"such a big boy won't notice the needle at all"
Farengar confirmed it himself that he has a micropenis.
@@doggobind when?
When I got this cut scene I was upstairs searching for the trap release so when Odahviing said "What are you doing back there?" I was like o.O geez Farengar I didn't know it was THAT kind of a test! One of the rare times I've loled during the game.
Same here on my first play-through. Pity, you can't hear Balgruuf and Irileth's funny comments from up there.
xD That stare at the end!
"This is your fault."
"Did you see what that mage did?"
"I trusted you and this is what I get"
"Not one, fucking, word.
"why didn't you do anything?"
Avoids eye contact
Who else is getting this recommended to them in 2021 the TH-cam algorithm is doing us good!
A day after yoy
Wow, a day away from the two of you. I guess one person is recommended a day
A week from you, but still same
Shuuuuuuut
2024 but yeah
Odahviing: "You all saw that he was going to rape me."
MrGrey321 well... he was actually going to take some scales off...
Farengar’s unreasonable obsession with dragons speaks to my soul.
You know, if Farengar wanted a Dragon Scale so badly, he should've asked me for one.
Another oversight by the game studio. Miscellaneous Quest: Get Farengar a Dragon Scale
Maybe he wanted one from an alive dragon?
He did not especify the place where he was going to pick the scale from
If there isn't a Nexus mod to cover that, there probably will be one soon.
@@Vulpine407 surely you won't download a mod just for a single misc quest right? XD
@@syro2412 yes, I most certainly would download a mod for a single sidequest
and the jarl now needs a new court wizard after his current one gets incinerated
Aaron Page does he carry you as he says?
if I recall correctly he does, but only to the area of the entrance. you still got lots of draugr and 2 dragons between you and the goal
Aaron Page Nice, can u have a follower there?
no, just you and the 3 ancient heroes that defeated Alduin before
The look he gave at the end LOL
"Can you believe this guy?"
i love how odahviing looks at you in the end of the video! XD
Yeah, I am surprised he kept his promise to the dovahkiin after this.
He's like "Please get me out of here before that nutjob comes back."
Almost like 'this is the company you keep?'
"ALRIGHT Bruh. You gonna get me outta here now or what mane? "
"PLEASE BE READY BEFORE THAT MADLAD COMES BACK"
Yol: God
Toor: Fucking
Shul: DAMNIT!
AHAHAHA-
underrated 😂😂😂🤣
Yol: What...
Toor: In the name of....
Shul: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Forget fire, inferno, sun. It's all about the GOD, FUCKING, DAMNIT
Did he just molest a dragon?
no im pretty sure he ripped off a few of its scales
Steven Branson Odahviing only shouted so he’d go away
Phantom King I thought he shouted in pain it seemed more funny that to me at least
No he went to take a few scales, and when he pulled one(or a few) off Odaviing shouted in pain.
It's not a lie if you believe it
-george costanza
"There once once a mage named old Farengar,
Who took testing dragons a little too far..."
Edit: please keep liking and commenting only so I can get more notifications to come back here XD
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! This ALSO needs to be a mod right now!
"There once was a court mage named old Farengar,
Who took testing dragons a little too far...
And the dragon did battle with the Dovahkiin,
Until Dragonsreach chained it to bargain with thee
Then the dragon went and bided its time,
Hoping to fulfill the bargain before the mage came...
'Oh sir dragon, you're so massive, scaly, and mighty!
Won't you permit me to test you for free?'
And so the court mage went in behind the chains,
A scalpel in his hand, the dragon squirming...
And old Farengar tested no dragon no more...
When the Dragonborn gave him a restraining order."
just wanted to build off it, seemed like a fun prompt.
"The dragon breathed fire, the guards ducked down, breathe, my Odahviing, breathe, SOON MAY THE DRAGONBORN COME TO BRING US FUS AND RO AND DAH ONE DAY WHEN THE SHOUTING IS DONE WE'LL TAKE ALL OF SKYRIM'S GOLD!"
@@hythunza1811 I know I'm 3 months late but...
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at the end...I think that look meant "why did you not release me be he came in?"
Am I the only one who thinks that dragons are cute in Skyrim? I don't know why, but I feel like I just wanna hug em or something, esepcially Paarthurnax. I know, it's fucking weird.
me too :3
MegaBlair007 Yay! Someone understands :D
***** maybe you can load an older save, before you killed him.
also, Paarthurnax must put up a fight so the mission can be completed
***** good luck then :)
Revanchist8525 Me four :3
Mage: "Surely you wouldn't mind-"
Dragon: *Starts burning roof down*
Mage: "UNDERSTANDABLE, HAVE A GOOD DAY"
I love how, at the end, Odahviing just looks at the Dragonborn in utter annoyance
Mah boi was about to “you stuck step dragon?” Wasn’t he?
a dragon with tourettes would be absolutely hilarious considering when the chain words together they get a magic effect XD
Yeah!
This is now my head canon for all the adult Skyrim mods a tourgettes dragon is to blame
As someone with Tourette's, that made me chuckle. I don't know if freezing things or creating flames would make the tics easier to suppress due to the potential for accidents, or harder to suppress because the effects would make them more satisfying...
No... A dragon controls when they shout, it's not the words that have power, but the being.
It would be weird as fuck if a dragon shouts out different words because of tourette, like "LOK TOOR DAH!!! *sky burning while every single entity is knocked off Tamriel* Whoops."
JOOR MEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT SILICONE MOLD?
Cursed comment
Oh no
Nobody's gonna mention that dragon dildos already exist? Hmmm, maybe it's for the best.
I killed Farengar earlier in the game, but this scene still happened. Weird glitch.
Even weirder that the jar decided to help you dispite killing his court mage.
Tracey Jameson
lmao
But killing a chicken is unforgivable.
@@traceyjameson8051 *jarl
8 years late... But still.
Farengar's "interests" in dragons was so great it brought him back to life soley to violate a dragon at least once before returning to the grave.
i swear if odahviing wasnt trapped farengar would be dead
oh really?
No, he could've thrown him against the wall with his wing yet choose not to
@@PeachDragon_ probably to not make the guards or the player freak out
Well he refrained from burning him at the end
Odahviing - What are you doing back there??
(Farengar pricks him)
Odahviing - FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!
50 Scales of Grey
Red*
I never saw this I just ran to release him right after XD
his safe word was "Toor...Shul!"
“W-what are you doing step-mage?!”
-Odahviing
I never let faragar go this far. Immediately when he said “you don’t need these scales” I flipped the switch to release him.
Farengar can be killed after a portion of "The Whispering Door" quest is completed.
Does killing him count as killing a friend?
@The MinecraftSlayer you can kill him at any point in the game
@@jayive34 if you did his bleak falls barrow quest it does
Oh?
Thank you for this information, now have a wizard to say hi to.
*Distanced screaming*
Love how Farengar just got tf outta there like "got what i want now goodbye".
I've always loved how you can hear the Dragons speak the words of the Shout they're using.
When I first played it I stayed by the dragon's head instead of following the mage, then my radio had some PSA about "colorectal cancer awareness month" and that just cemented in my head an image of what happened.
Research prank gone sexual
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HAH
Step dragon
@@Grandmaster-Kush are u stuck step dragon?
Free me, and I will carry you to Skuldafn. But only once. I'll fight all your battles, but don't even ask me to take you there again.
It turns out Odahviing does not like needles.
Relatable.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK THERE!
Just getting some body parts xd
It makes me happy to see Farengar ranning away!
Large "dragon" such as yourself. I now question Farengar's preferences...
Favorite little part ever.
"I am the court mage, I know what I'm doing"
"you're a pervert mage, and you're scaring me"
Farengar has got to be my favorite NPC of all time. If I can have him as a companion. I would. My second favorite is cicero
I think you might be able to get both of them at the same time with the "Amazing Follower Tweaks" mod at Nexus. Haven't tried it myself as Farengar is my main source of soul gems and Cicero is just plain nuts...
Zu'u alun knew Odahviing lost alun vaxei mey. Wah grut Alduin, los wah strin hin dez.
Ohdaviing is literally my second favourite character in Skyrim
My absolute favourite is my own character
He’s an Argonian named Logey and he is AWESOME
Lol I have almost 20 characters.....
Tell me about him, what is his backtstory?
If you follow Farengar he stops at his room and does that "No more I yield" hands above head action.
That's hilarious
Well deserved for not listening to neither irileth nor balgruff about it being a bad idea
“...to a *Large* dragon such as yourself.”
Odahviing at the end:DOVAHKIN,ARE YOU JUST GOING TO ACCEPT THIS!?I HAVE BEEN VIOLATED!!
This needs to be a Nexus mod right now!
@@Vulpine407 the dialogue or the concept?
@@bcgazero6472 Both! Of course, being a scripted scene, I doubt most modders would want to mess with it. Pity.
@@Vulpine407 true,still feel bad for my gigantic multicolored lizard
1:18 Que the Law and Order special effect.
*Alduin came*
Alduin: can i join?
Alduin came alright ;)
@@theepiccharizard9 what can I say except delete this
@@theweirdo6415 You enjoyed it as much as Alduin and you know it
He gave him the Aldu-weiner
@@theepiccharizard9 noooooo
I find this little scene somewhat highly amusing- "Joor Mey! What are you doing back there!...Yol...Toor Shul!!" xD
Something tells me he has some sort of kink or fetish for dragons, considering the tests doesn't risk of drawing blood or damaging scales. .3.
Plus him getting behind the draggon Is kinda sus.
dragonborn dlc is worth it riding odahviing for real now!
Odahviing didn't like it when Farengar tried to ride him with his micropenis. So I don't think Odahviing wants another person to ride him.
@@doggobind I don't think they ment that...I think they ment flying on them...
Am I the only one who played skyrim countless times but didn't know about this?!
I like how he looks at you with disbelief and confusion
What are you doing back there step-wizard?
Odahviing: “what are you doing, step-mage”
Surprised no one else did it as far as I know.
Oh god i just made that joke. I scroll down patting myself in the back for being original and bam...feelsbadman
@@theugly4408 its ok if anyone has a problem with you doing it tell them to find me and ill tell them it A ok
I didn't even know this was possible. That's amazing.
Is it wrong that as soon as he said tests I said "butt stuff!" Then did nothing to stop it
I love the way he turns his head to you like
"Can you believe what he did?"
Farengar never came back in my first playthrough
Odahviing: *breaths fire*
Farengar: *tries to get away from the fire by running into the only place the fire can get to him*
And he calls the Dovahkin dumb.
I love this honestly, such a nice funny little moment and very fitting for his character
When the Wizard starts getting ideas from the Bard.
What are you doing step mage...
I CAN'T FIND THE COIN SLOT!
First Draconic Restraining Order against Human Mage recorded
-Dragonsreach, 11:43AM 4E 201, 12th of Last Seed Colorized
50 shades of Greybeard
The random mage you can find in the woods resurrecting a chicken:🐔🧟♂️
Dovahkin:He seems normal now😅😅
Alternative title: Farengar's step dragon stuck in washing machine.
Help me, step-mage, I am stuck...
notice how he smiles at the end
9 years later and im being recommended this video 🤔 thanks youtube you know me best 👍
I saw farengar walking to the wheel that holds the dragon down and for a split second I was screaming in my head NOOOOOO thinking he was bouta pull the dragon outa the restraints😂
Farengar in my first play through randomly got killed by the guards after this quest lol
What are you doing back there Step-Mage?
‘Joor Mey’ directly translates to ‘step bro’ in dragon tongue
Ever realize how dumb that trap is for the dragon, the dragon could just burn whoever walks through the door
Spawnkill
If he did, he'd never get out, so he has no choice but not to
The dragon was basically saying. Bitch I ain't your test subject! Wtf!?
Coincidentally in my 5 years of playing this game, i just noticed this segment last night. I died laughing.
Farengar giving off wicked Donkey from Shrek vibes
Zu'u fen ni nok nii felt pruzah. Rok haalvut zey ko viilt fahmey
Odahviing hi vax! Mindin pah mu lost kurahiv hi grut mii fah dovahkiin? Ziik dii rot, Alduin thuri fen mindok do daar!
Odaviing! Kolos los hi?
Hi vax. Vir krilon hi kuz faal Dovahkiin wah Skuldafn? ! Gein sul, Alduin fent daal, ahrk ruz, hi fent aus ok bah!!
Geh, Alduin kent kos gesiigor. Daar los naaz!
@Ancalmo You don't even know or tongue, do you? Pahlok joor!
;)