6:56 "If you succeed you can enjoy it without any restrictions or... restrictions ;)" Also "scoop it up AND PUT IT IN!" I had a really good laugh with this uh... oddly suggestive dialogue :P
7:33 reminded me of “Half Life if it was written by a bot” when it says “The HECU see what seems to be an industrial complex populated by aliens. This is not good”
Good, you made Half-Life Blue Shift Google Translated. Now we just have to wait another year for Half-Life 2: Lost Coast Google Translated. And another for Portal Google Translated. And the last one for Portal 2 Google Translated.
"You want?" "p a i n t' - Half-Life scientist, 1998 Edit: Scoop it up and put it in! ( Edit again. This is prob the funniest vid I’ve seen in a while. Something about random words put together are really funny )
Wow, you're my favorite youtuber. This must be your funniest video 📹 😂 i loved your valve game videos 😊 but i noticed you dont do them anymore. When will you make a video obout valve games 🎮 i really miss them 😢
Man finally after some few months idk how long but my exams have ended now i can enjoy watching your videos late at night again also.. i got fuckin proposed by my crush les FK goooo
Okay, so we got Greasy and "Silent Calhoun" or "lord of the rings" and "donkey hungry"? And more other freaking weird people's names.. Wow, the game has changed 180°..
Original video not reused 5 times at all.❤️
who the hell would do that?
Are you Google translated?
Se
@Denis I have noticed you.
And that is half the battle.
@Denis Don't you do this like every video.
You can now be known as the Lord of the Rings.
"Dude first we heard known as the Lord of the Rings"
Gordon: Did i just heard Gandalf?
"Mesa gives you the power to turn black"
Oh my god
I read that in Jar Jar Binks’ voice.
@@EdmundLoh lol
Finally I can be black
reverse micheal jackson
Clipped lmao
Ah yes, my favourite half life protagonist
*Clinically Silent Kalhun*
I laughed uncontrollably at this
7:04 He said "Scoop it up! And put it in!" and then did a "squat" and I don't know what to make of that.
S U S
6:56 "If you succeed you can enjoy it without any restrictions or... restrictions ;)"
Also "scoop it up AND PUT IT IN!"
I had a really good laugh with this uh... oddly suggestive dialogue :P
"Download Game"
"Okay, then what?"
"Oh, it's just saved games there."
“I wish i was able to drive a silent car, unfortunately they don’t exist.”
Electric cars: “Are we a joke to you?”
To me they make really annoying high pitched noise....
My mom's electric car is so silent when running that sometimes she turns it off thinking it wasn't already on.
they make a noise if they crash
the engine doesn't make noise, the movement does
7:06
"And put it in!"
if you say so, Mr. Rosenberg 😳
4:40 "You put that there"
- some guy on youtube that dont knows how goldsrc works
My man Rosenberg changed from not normal to a poetist and to a rapper.
Masterpiece for AI'S
"Best woman"
Half life:We're boys
"Mr. Mesa Black"
Sounds like someone's attempt to create a name for a black character
Ned a dispencer here
**Insert overused dispenser joke here**
Ah yes my favorite sporting event, EYI black baseball football. 0:31
Thanks for playing the mod! I should let you know the hazard course in this one is actually amazing and has some hilarious translations.
I played every other Hazard course, so... I don't know why I skipped it on this one :/
Eeeee kalhun beeee,is easy to beee,expose to theeee
Im dying if laughter rn
7:33 reminded me of “Half Life if it was written by a bot” when it says “The HECU see what seems to be an industrial complex populated by aliens. This is not good”
Barney: you can throw the grenade... or BE the grenade HAAAAAYYY
the unrealistic part is, you didn't laugh at the stupidity of the dialouge/text while I almost died laughing
"mase gives you power to turn black" that shit had laughing for a minute
"E.Y.I black baseball football"
alright this is going to be good
"mosses?!"
You get yourself to church this Sunday!
So Mesa Black is a living building with humans inside it
And earth is a planet that has life on it
should have used “creature” instead of building
Good, you made Half-Life Blue Shift Google Translated. Now we just have to wait another year for Half-Life 2: Lost Coast Google Translated. And another for Portal Google Translated. And the last one for Portal 2 Google Translated.
and another for HL2GTE itself
This is the funniest video on the entirety of TH-cam
"You can now be known as the lord of the rings."
So, how did Barney become Sauron?
i think that this floating houndeye is actually in the original blue-shift from what i remember, doesnt change the fact that its cursed tho 8:00
Clinicaly Silent Kalhun is something that sounds more like gordon
Clinically Silent Freeman
@@funneneym9965Clinically Silent Cicero
Health is a low priority at Black Mesa (not like we already knew that)
AoA is angle of attack. For flying a space plane.
1:29 Randy pitchfork the second in nutshell
0:51 “I’m mr. Mesa black, look at meeee!”
"You want?" "p a i n t' - Half-Life scientist, 1998 Edit: Scoop it up and put it in! ( Edit again. This is prob the funniest vid I’ve seen in a while. Something about random words put together are really funny )
I like how you use the same format as Jolly Wangcore. It's refreshing to see someone who isn't so bad at half Life games use the same formula.
I love how the A on the Half-Life logo was replaced with Google Translate's logo
Hey where medic
Ketinggalan jaman bang?
@@DotHog-w3k hey where grammar
@@buildersleague755 hey where brain
@@nutgamingdoesntexist hey where mind your own fucking business
I love this chill voice
1:55 the prophets? you mean in star trek?
The funniest of the Google Translate mods. Harold and Rosenberg are so cursed in this one.
it takes the best men to become the best woman 5:02
7:06 The scientist is charging up his inner Shia LaBeouf.
"This is where the fun begins!" - skywalker
Silent cars exist!
Landboats. Return to sailing.
(also electric cars whir like a giant drill)
How did it manage to reach The Lord of the Rings? Lol 1:45
“clinically silent kailhoun” lmao
This is what happen if the Resonance Cascade turned human language to scrambled.
I love how Rosenburg has so much personality in the way he talks
He's so much different than the other scientists just because of that
Not laughed so hard in a long time haha
2:34
nah bro, that got me lmao
Same
"Black Mesa gives you the power of turning black"
Ah yes, the reverse Michael Jackson.
7:32 "the H E C U see what seems to be..."😂
"Mesa gives you the power to turn black" I ain't gonna change my race💀☠
This is one of my favorite series lol! its too funny
also the quit button being just "destroy the game" lol
The best woman part was hilarious!There was a death man in that room:)
this mod is such a gem
Alternate title: half life on LSD
Mr Cologne Mouldune "Lord of the rings" Kalhun escapes Mesa Black
new character unlocked "Mr. Mesa Black"
LamWarp... but ran through Google Translate
Now you will be known as the "Lord of the Rings"!
Silent kalhun is a cool guy!
Wow, you're my favorite youtuber. This must be your funniest video 📹 😂 i loved your valve game videos 😊 but i noticed you dont do them anymore. When will you make a video obout valve games 🎮 i really miss them 😢
I wonder what a Jolly and LamWarp collab would be like (like with Sven Co-op)
ah yes the boldun is the lord of the rings with a gluon gun
When the black mesa called Mr. mesa black lol
Finally a reason to play blue shift
9:48 "Box of panties"💀
that he knowns that the more easily eeeeee kalhhun beeeee is easy to beeee expose to theeee to do the land of "cham"
Australian of the year award
nice man, wish i was here on time.
Man this game should be named: The Full-Life Red Backspace
"we box of panties" *lmao*
3:03 Why are Barney's arms orange?
HL resources use WAV files. Which means you had the actors re-record the dialogue. Interesting video.
The mouths not moving is due to all of the edited audio files not being saved in the correct format. Quite an easy fix... but sooo many files ¬_¬
Ah yes. Dies, our favorite clinically dead colleague before resonance cascade
Attack on Gordon er Cicero 2:15
3:29 this bullshit also happens to me all the time
best bomb ever im crying xDD
weeeeeyyyyhhh *headbuttkaboom*
In the lobby one of the posters said there is no hope
1:00
"Look gordon-
2:21 Those guys are obviously talking about installing MS Paint.
Wait, you're barney, is Barney shooting himself out of the shotgun grenade blast?
Ah yes dis i alr saw dis but i wanna watch it again
Man finally after some few months idk how long but my exams have ended now i can enjoy watching your videos late at night again also.. i got fuckin proposed by my crush les FK goooo
Okay, so we got Greasy and "Silent Calhoun" or "lord of the rings"
and "donkey hungry"? And more other freaking weird people's names..
Wow, the game has changed 180°..
Greasy Pitchford
Take a barney had me lmao
Mesa gives you the power to turn black
"FREE FREEDOM" = 'MERICA
Ah yes poetists
Jolly Wangcore Should make a video about this one
Mesa gives you the power to turn black.
The most powerful power in the universe.
I’ll have you know that most electric cars are extremely silent, so your fantasies of driving a silent car is unfortunately real!
That's true. For some reason I read it as "completely silent", like absolutely no noise.
If there is black mesa why there is no white mesa
"school school"
Spidereye the savior of houndeyes the movie
Imagine being baked asf and you play this
Should be called Half Life: Stroke
Black Mesa was not found5:33
Apparently black mesa doesn't accept employees with the name of "Moses"