You: oh shoot I just dropped a baby Wii mother: how did you do? :) You: bless my soul please Wii mother: *stares at you* You: I think I'll just leave the dead baby with her.
Dan you are my favourite TH-camr ever I love you, Jemma and the pugs oh and of course Terrance ❤️❤️ Ps remember...... ......NEVER SHAKE THE BABY!!!!!!!! ❤️❤️
Jemma: burping Asher
Dan: NEVER SHAKE THE BABY!!!
😂😂😂😂
Daniel Schimel lol
He should say that
Lol 😂
I will do that one day :)
:Everybody before Dan’s baby was born: I wonder if Dan is ever going to have a baby
January 5 2020: Asher Middleton was born
:Everyone liked that:
This whole episode was foreshadowing
he does now lol XD
DarkxGalaxxy yeah
I was not born before him
But he does have a baby boy
Who's watching this after he is actually having a baby?
Me
MEH
Me
Do u mean after finds out he is having a baby
Meh
2017: I brought a baby!
2019: Expecting a baby!
Congrats!
🤩
2020: i have a baby
2020:Had a baby!
Now he’s got 2!
Who's here after finding out he's gonna be a dad? ❤️
Edit: Asher is so cute 🥺
Me!
Me!
ME!
Not me because this video is literally 2 years old
Ice Cream King and this comment is literally one month old
Dan: “I bought a baby!!!”
Asher: “Rude… I feel replaced…”
LOL! XD
yeh, i get how you feel, Asher
Asher was not even thought of when this video was made
@@em_eliz it was a joke lol
@BlockAnimart i guess we’l never know
Now you’re actually having a baby, congrats 😁
@Diddy Kong wut
@@sonnyg5363 mommy
Because he bought it
Two years later… “HELLO DADDY” says Asher “Heyy Asher” replies Dan
Huh? He is?
Now you have a real baby, Amazing!
Ps: The baby is borned!!! SO CUTE! OWO
UWU
No need to buy a baby
👪
ik
Not yet in 2020
Imagine Dan's child watching this when he's/she's older.
uh oh
He
ASHER DON’T SEE THIS PLEASE
If he makes it
It’s a he btw 😂
*dan playing with baby*
*Jemma walks in*
Jemma: WHAT THE?!?!?!?!!
CyberPlaysMC ...
.
🤦🏼♀️🤣
Who is jemma?
PureDamage his wife
Game: Try not to shake the baby
Dan: tRY NoT tO shAKe THe bAbY!!!1!
IzzyDoesStuff XD XD XD
who else is here after he revealed hes going to be a father?
me!
Yep
Mememmememe
ME
Me!!
You should have Jemma react to this
Myggfyii6 tr67
33e221 t
yeah
*Watching Dan Babysit Terrance*
Me : Dan, Your gonna be A GOOD FATHER
SDHKF With Friends Anyone can be father but but it's special if your a dad
heh
DAN YOU WOULD BE A FABULOUS DAD
I can seriously imagine dan as a father now 🤣
Cough.
so about that
Did you did you travel to the future
Brooklyn The Cookie maybe. Maybe...
What if i told you that he is?
2017 I brought a baby
2019 we're having a baby
2020 our baby is here
Very ture
Not true
Iron 2020
Oh
His baby is here now
Dan:guys I bought something again
Me: what did you buy this time
Was it a donation? lol
Dan caring for a baby
DadTDM
Asrielluminate lmao yes
yus
ASRIEL DREEMUR= SERIAL KILLER... in your true form it doesn't make sense man.
Asrielluminate so much yes
Asrielluminate Lol the puns
me: he cant even take care of a fake baby.
dan: we're having a baby!
also, this is just a joke....
please dont hate
He is Ganna have baby boy in 2020
I dont get it... there's only soup
i understand i just think its Funny, dan is also VEry FUnny with a Supercalifragilisticexpealidoshes Funny,
@@Gifstuff What do you mean there's only soup?
Diozeye Gaming XD
Dan: "this can be the start of a beautiful friendship"
Terrance: "I'm your son"
AquaCat222 2 haha
AquaCat222 2 is f7nny
no he is babysting
His name is Yuto not Terrance
@@Crystal-dt5vt his name is terrance
the game is lying
What will Jemma say...
why is my sound on my headphones not working
I
ik
Karli Merritt I think she will dump Dan.
you are not ready
Dan: Let's learn how to be a dad or a babysitter-
**baby falls down**
Dan: NO!
*Best dad of the year 2017*
(Edit: Thanks for 200+ likes ❤)
SunixPlayz lol yeah
k
SunixPlayz lol
lol
SunixPlayz when I was a baby my dad threw me in the air three times but only caught me two times XD
Game: The baby's name is Yuto.
Dan: Hi baby Terence.
Dan's Thoughts:
To bad, his name is *Terence*, not *Yuto*
.
Careful with your baby on the future, don't SHAKE or BURN him
The Human Bacon
The Human Bacon LOL!
Dan they are making minecraft storymode season 2!!!!!!!
The Human Bacon name the baby jefft
Dan Finally Have A Baby BOIIII
..jemma walks in.. "Dan! Can you feed the pugs and then-" ..jemma sees Dan hugging baby and slowly walks out..
XxdiscopandaxX :3 *lol*
😒😂😂😂🤣🤣
XxdiscopandaxX :3 I can imagine that happening
XxdiscopandaxX :3 same
XxdiscopandaxX :3 😂
A life lesson with dan
NEVER SHAKE YOUR BABY
3:42 pov: me when i was younger and holding my sister, not knowing what to do when she cried
Life If you still have a wii
Cactus Bomb I would but my wii broke
Cactus Bomb I have TH-cam on my wii but it's getting taken out on June 30, 2017
Cactus Bomb I have one ._.
I have a wii u
I watched all your videos
You: oh shoot I just dropped a baby
Wii mother: how did you do? :)
You: bless my soul please
Wii mother: *stares at you*
You: I think I'll just leave the dead baby with her.
b
Stealth fox LOL😂😂
3 years late but her name is mama not Wii mother
Never shake the baby!😂
*N E V E R S H A K E T H E B A B Y*
bichuela Doom idk
bichuela Doom copyer
Or..............it will puke
Never shake the baby never shake the baby shake the baby!!!!!!!!!😉😉😉😉
Dan: “don’t shake the baby.…” *shakes the baby.* mama: NOOOOO YOU MONSTER!!!!!
Dan: I’M NOT SHAKING THE BABY
7:00
And then the pugs sneak in and steal the baby.
R.I.P TerranceTDM!
oh my gosh
Dan NEVER SHAKE THE BABY
Alberto Abrameto haha u are roght
I mean right
Alberto Abrameto it's very important
Alberto Abrameto lol
Tina m you can edit comments
Lol my sister got that baby years ago and couldn't let it go she still has it and she is a big fan of Dantdm
Omg congrats on the real baby dan I'm so happy for you❤❤❤❤❤
Ok who didn’t see this coming!
Dan you kept dropping the baby and Dan never.......
SHAKE THE BABY!!!!! LOL
It's not realll
so he can pretend
Gemma Simmonds mama,a,a
Gemma Simmonds why are you mean?
they r not mean they being funny so stop being such a party pooper 💩
You make me laugh
Game: NEVER SHAKE THE BABY
Dantdm:I KNOWWWWWW
KittyCat -holly Emma woodhouse LOL
5 mins with a baby and he falls on the floor twice and dan sits on on him what a great father dan 😂
wael jawish so true
You DID Not Listen DAN You Shaker Your BABY!!?
Well Done Can You Dropped Your Baby Twice And A Poor Baby Hates You
who can?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?
i meant who is can
6:00 still funny to this day, I remember when the vid barely came out
Hahaha that meme from his reddit
╔╦╦
╠╬╬╬╣
╠╬╬╬╣OK! WHO ATE MY
╠╬╬╬╣CHOCOLATE?!?!!
╚╩╩╩╝
Gaming World i did
Gaming World how did you do that???
Trixia Ilagan he copy and pasted it.
Gaming World meh
ur mom did
Please dont shake the baby
H O W D I D Y O U D O
G O L D M E D A L
Congrats on getting a real one soon
how do you know its a boy
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
@@RudyUrzua possibly an X ray?
@100 subs with no videos wdym
Baby Care Guides:
No matter what you do...
*dO NOt sHakE tHE BaBY*
Beanieboosunlimited me and my friend threw it outside and said that a truck hit it
I’m a good father
Okehhh
;-;
Dan: Guys.. I’ve bought something again...
Me: Oh no...
Splodgo I T S A B A B Y
Lol
Lol
A baby boy
Omg this comment was made 10 months ago, he didnt say that Dan had a real son.
If Dan can't take care of this baby, imagine what he would do to a real one.
Crystal Tran it would be dead XD jk, lol
stop he will be a grat dad
Lol
@@MissingThreatre2002 Look. I m a g i n e, Idiot.
He will maybe shake the baby.
Now, DanTDM has become DadTDM
He actually is now
Dont shake the baby...
*DROP IT ON IT'S HEAD*
The Rainstorm Conspiracy lol
uh i don't think thats safe sir
what the fu*k
Dan you are my favourite TH-camr ever I love you, Jemma and the pugs oh and of course Terrance ❤️❤️
Ps remember......
......NEVER SHAKE THE BABY!!!!!!!! ❤️❤️
Katie N Bailey I hate baby's
Carl Anderson HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT
Carl Anderson u were one, so shut it.
Katie N Bailey LOL
Dan never shake the baby
i guess you can say its a REMOTELY controlled baby
That pun was as sad as my life....
blue flame lolol
blue flame lol
blue flame aye
Genius!!!
Dan two years ago as of 2019: I adopted a fake baby!
Dan and Jem in 2019: We're having a baby boy!
Me: time goes by so fast man.
What did Jemma tell about the baby ??? Do the multiplayer mode with Jemma !!! PLEASE !!!
He will need another baby for that...
Yup. Dan should not be allowed to hold a baby....
Panda Que yup.......lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Panda Que *allowed not let , not trying to be mean just improving language
Panda Que hahaha
XD
Panda Que yea... LOOOOOOL
TV remotes can now be placed inside your children, THE FUTURE IS NOW
alien race of dried up meme reuploaders haha
2017: I bought a baby
2020: I produced a baby
"hOw DId yoU dO?"
"DO NOT SHAKE THE BABY!!!!"
DanTDM: YESS!!!!
(DanTDM Drops The Baby)
DanTDM: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mama: How Did You Do?
Me: NEVER SHAKE THE BABY!!!!
Aiden Kelly
6:26 Dan: This could be the start of a beautiful friendship!
*9 seconds later*
Me: Yeah… why'd you jinx it?
Jemma: is rocking Asher gently
Dan: DONT SHAKE THE BABY
After seeing this video, i really dont want Dan to have a Baby.. :/
Hehe..
Well about that…
Dan i gotta say something very special about this game...
NEVER SHAKE THE BABY!
fatma kekec 💩
Dan:
Guyyyyys
I bought something agaiiiinnnn....
The rest of us:
.
.
.
Oh Dan,
We still love you
Actually, It's:
Dan:
Guys
I bought something again....
Everyone else:
Dear god Dan,
When will you stop buying STRANGE THINGS!?
Exentricity52 YT LOL
Exentricity52 YT
NickyTNW The Nature Wolf hahahah!! So true!!
Exentricity52 YT 😂😂 Yes
8:33
Me And My Friend Were Watching This And We Laughed So Hard We Were Coughing 😂😂
Same here
8:36
The way he looked at the screen got me 😂
This is how you know you've found the weird side of TH-cam 😂
Owen D ikr
Owen D ik!!!
Owen D ik
I know but this is dan were talking about...lol
Owen D ikr lol
"I didn't drop him on purpose"
-DanTDM
Me:suuuurrreee
I love the DONT SHAKE THE BABY
my aunty got so annoyed when she was forced to play
"its not my fault someone burnt the steak" DanTDM 2017
who else thought Of terrace the pig when he named it.
*NEVER SHAKE THE TERRACE!*
They Call Me Crybaby! Memories
me xD
me
They Call Me Crybaby! Me
its Tarence
dude, you just got a anime baby. CALL IT BABY TDM
Vittu Harkonnen call it a dead bady
No
You would be a great dad!! :D
Asher blink twice if you're in danger
Don't worry, I think you and Jemma would make great parents!
These comments aged well.
Dan:and learn how to be a dad or a baby sitter
*baby falls*
Dan:NO!!!!
Me: XDDDDDDDD
Roses are red
Dans hair is blue
I liked your comment
Because I wanted to ; :’)
Dan would be the most COOLEST father EVER!
Dan might become a father in real life tho xD
Jowldy Woldy he might but only time can tell
Scw Rocks he is with 2 pugs
Ok
Scw Rocks his name is not dan...
I remember this from 6 years ago when it was new and now Dan has 2 kids it's amazing how time flies huh?
I GOT ONE FOR CHRISTMAS WHEN I WAS 7! It was my favourit game and his name was Roy... 1 like= BABY POWER!
Valentina Giglio AND I STILL PLAY MY WII!!
Valentina Giglio jhihhhhjjjk
BABY POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drumatic Gamer 👶
DrumaticGamer FavoriTE*
Baby:ow (crys)
Dan:I'm a bad add oh well (drops baby again)
Do u mean 'dad' not 'add'
Dan Please Do More Laugh Challanges or challanges
X Lightninq X Gaming that's a good idea but I want Dantdm to play Minecraft story mode season 2 when it comes out and it comes out on June 11
Sure! He Can Do Both!!! :D
My brother and I used to laugh at this video all the time, and here’s another inspirational quote from you Dan, “Never shake the baby!”
Game:No,No,Don't shake the baby
Dan:I'M NOT SHAKING THE BABY!!!!!!
Me:For safety,never scream in the baby's ear
Lolololol
*lughs* yes
lol
Imagine if Jemma was just watching him doing all this, wait what if they did multiplayer!
Ally Plays who's jemma
Rosli ahmad it's his wife I'm pretty sure
Jemma is Dan's wife watch "EGGCELLENT WIFE CHALLENGE!"
Rosli Ahmad Dan’s wife
Ally Plays they would never have children if she saw this
Dan's baby = Boss baby
Whiskerz no
Whiskerz lol
Whiskerz *LOL*
XD
2:47 Dan: And Let’s Learn How To Be A Dad Or A Baby Sitter NO! *Drops Baby*
Terrance is the name of dantdms pig in custom mod adventures
TheRobloxMasters yep
You forgot about...
DON’T SHAKE THE BABY
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo and Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lilkjugghh
TheOfficialJK Channel but no I'm
what happened to Terrence the pig
Wizth TheE2Master and grim
Asher watching this 10 years from now:
“You we’re going to name me Terrence? Isn’t that the name you gave to your Minecraft pig?”
When I was 6 or 7 I played babysitting mama lol such a flashback
BEST DAD EVER
Dan, you're getting funnier. With Parappa and this, you are making me laugh.
ikr
I know right lol
The vonsscout show : Reviews and analysis long name but yeeeeees
The vonsscout show : Reviews and analysis I
The vonsscout show : Reviews and analysis l
2017: I have a fake baby.
2020: I have a real baby.
2022: I have *another* real baby.
3:41 I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
tyler 🤣🤣🤣
Roses Are Red
Violents Are Blue
Dan Is Cool
And So Are You
Candy MSP AWESOME!!!!
Candy MSP thanks so r u if u join my clash royal clan it's called elder city
in memory of terrance the pig from Dan's older videos
FoxGamerYT 376 oh yay!
FoxGamerYT 376 i forgot about him pls dont call me mean :'(
*_HOW DID YOU DO_*
let's all just take a moment to think how great Dan would be as a dad
...
he is now!!
dan got two of them now and he's great!
edit: spelling
Name the baby Tiny TDM
Fuzzy Pickle I subbed
*never shake the baby*
7:37 shaking his own hands