Give Bobby Lee credit for calling his dingus Toki the Dum Dum. The first band I was ever in was called Tuppy...it's what my friend's mom called her VJ when she was a kid.
Austin laughs like Kefka on occasion - and it makes me laugh harder - and then think of creepypasta games. But I'm glad the best visual comedy podcast is back.
imagine that one day, let's say 4 years from today, Jared's main channel and DickeyDines Show audiences have grown totally apart. Like there's a bunch of pervs. And someday one goes accidentally to Jared's channel first time and thinks 'o shit you ain't what i thought you are'
-Mr. Johnson and the Juice Crew -Big Jim and the Twins -The Big Bopper, Richie Vallens and Buddy Holly Or, "The Day The Music Died" -The Python's Bicep -Leviathan
![WTF INVENTIONS!!! [I CRUSH AUSTIN'S FOOT]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9xnYKk4usJ8/mqdefault.jpg)
Austin is genuinely funny as fuck. Gets me laughing every time
Jeff Bain much agree
Me to buddy
I feel like this turned into a cannibal corpse song
Squirmin' Herman the One-Eyed German just makes me think of a German guy with an eyepatch and Parkinson's.
Having a seizure
You literally just described my great grandpa
The DickeyDines Show is the only channel I can actually laugh this hard at. When you were on a break I was very bored.
Dr. Last Minute Evil and or get hard
take up a hobby. i enjoy drumming, reading, hiking, meditating, drinking and eating. yes those two are hobbies. -_-
Purple headed womb ferret the destruction of innocence is the name of my new grindcore album
More like a slam death metal album lmao
Isn't "Fear me, I am destruction of innocence" the opening lyrics to Reign of Darkness by Thy Art is Murder?
@@TheCarlosCobain yes
@@glenndanzigsmanycats2045 I AM THE VIOLENCE EMBEDDED IN FLESH!!!
how about a whammy bar
@@doloresumbitch6797 That deserves more likes.
Ya gross dingus
Doing dive bombs on it
Boom whacker
Death metal is recommended to get the most satisfaction.
Kirk's dreams....
Cooch Noodle. New t-shirt. Get on it! xD
CHERNOBYL STUDIOS dont....tease....us.....like.....that!!! Lol
THE SKEET N YEET
13:55 beautifully said, Jared
I call it the Truth because the Truth hurts
That sucks dude
"Meagan stop letting people hit your vagina with hammers" don't tell me what to do Austin
Megan Hoppie well damn. wasent expecting that
How about rustle tussle the love muscle
Willy the one eyed wonder worm
Nahh Dude, its "Russle The One Eyed Muscle" lol
Leave it at russle the love muscle
Harry shooter wrote spam javelin. Why didn't he just say his name?
Womble? You know - I womble, you womble...he, she, me - WOMBLE? Womble, wombling... WOMBOLOGY? The study of WOMBLE? It's first grade, guys.
I love you for this
I was looking for this.
PixelGlitched It's WUMBO, you profligate.
Hiøtr Björnson Snepill Watch the video, wastrel.
im actually surpised by the amount of people who dont actually know what a Womble is
There's totally a gas station near my house called kum and go
Mined called liquor and wine. Lol
Mined is Circle k
I only ever seen those in Colorado
@Emily Rotando but ask why
I have a shell near my house.
What?, I live in LA...
"destruction of innocence" is the lyric in a thy art is murder song :D \,,/
The Pez Delivery
Wood on the move
I tried,
Went to the kitchen to get something to eat and thought "Has nobody thought of the 'beaver cleaver'"?
I realized why daphuq I like the Dickeydines. It's all about chilling.
George Carlin's "One Eyed Wonder Worm" is still a huge favorite term of mine for phalluses.
Jim Carrey's (Ace Ventura) "Captain Winkey" is another.
Dear Jared and Austin,
If it is possible to bring back dining with Dickey, please do. I need more weird yet tasty dishes in my life. Thank you
How about: "The D in Djent"
Or plain old "Desperate Hosewives"
D in Djent is silent.... are you saying it's non-existent?
You guys always make my day
Oh shit I thought I commented this I was about to delete it lol
Hell yea!
I got a suicide prevention commercial on this
I don't know how you guys aren't more famous. You make me laugh my ass off every time
They literally spent 20 minutes or more of their lives talking about penises XDD
2:19 It was at this moment where I choked on my water and died in laughter, thank you.
I could not stop laughing the whole video
I WOMBLE, YOU WOMBLE, HE, SHE, ME WOMBLE,
THE STUDY OF WOMBOLIGI!!!!!
HippopotamusGamer *Wumbo
I'm not sure you two understand what it's like to be uncircumcised 😂😂
Nope, I don't think I've ever tried to pick things up with my cock as a suction cup 😂😂
Lol right
Yeah
4:26 REIGN OF DARKNESS *chug chug* *chug chug*
FEAR ME, I AM DESTRUCTION OF INNOCENCE!
90% of these are material for metal band names
Zoo Patrol... We specialize in cougars!
I named mine Divine Intervention.
I call mine Jupiter because you can fit 300 earths in it
Kum n go is a gas station here in oklahoma
00:36 this man be writing this at 2 in the morning
pump action yogurt launcher
Red helmet soldier
Shitting on Leafy in the last 2 seconds of the video... I love it
I honestly would love if you guys did a podcast. Just listening to you guys fuck around and talk about random shit could entertain me for hours.
Fron the perspective of a Priest :
God's blessing
In the context of blessing children
DickeyDInes Cougar Control
Give Bobby Lee credit for calling his dingus Toki the Dum Dum. The first band I was ever in was called Tuppy...it's what my friend's mom called her VJ when she was a kid.
Austin makes me laugh so much!!!
Ive missed this sooo much! glad you're back!
I love how most of the presented responses are made by girls.
Suppository Repository
Magic Mushroom
Mr. Happy
Turkey Injector
Hot Rod
Tenderizer
Temporary Cure for Tampons
I would punch someone if they called their dick “turkey injector”
Idk if this is on here because i haven't finished but i named mine mjolnir because only those who are worthy can hold it
Good one man 😂😂
Jimmy johns freaky and fast delivery
Backdoor battering ram!
words can't describe how I love watching you guys
"gristle missile" reminded me of gristle licker by cattle decap 😆👌
Call your business free dickey delivery😂
I literally watched this half an hour ago with a different name
Love your stuff, guys
Austin talking about uncircumcised shenanigans made my fucking day
Dickey saying “womble” fucking cracks me up
I swear you guys and your friends are probably my main inspiration for dropping my video game addiction and picking up the guitar
Haven't even finished the ad, already hit like.
FUCK YEAH DICKEYDINES
I've actually had the idea of the lonely women delivery service because, but then I realized that was called prostitution.
Austin laughs like Kefka on occasion - and it makes me laugh harder - and then think of creepypasta games. But I'm glad the best visual comedy podcast is back.
Jared is so hard core
Jared *sips mini bottle of Diet Coke
My favorite was from Top Gear, James May once referred to it as "the wedding vegetable"
I love how you guys thought I was a chick lmao I was child support
18:00 - I'd call it Dickey Dines TUBER and TUBER EATS.... 🤣
Midget Fist would be like the most badass band name
11:09
I love how he said that so much
the leafy roast
imagine that one day, let's say 4 years from today, Jared's main channel and DickeyDines Show audiences have grown totally apart.
Like there's a bunch of pervs. And someday one goes accidentally to Jared's channel first time and thinks 'o shit you ain't what i thought you are'
Your videos make my day so much better
6:06 One of the programs I watched as a kid was called The Wombles. Childhood *destroyed*
The Wombles is a set of books then became a kids TV show in Britain. Womble of Doom made me laugh so hard.
The good ole tuna beater
This video was renamed... I SAW IT!
Your company name should be called Cougar Control
That #nochin reference though. I was waiting for it. Dickey, you sly devil.
How dare you disrespect clams like that
The new dynamic duo: The adventures of Twat Wrench and Cooch Noodle!
Hahahahahahahah 4 sec in video and I am already laughing my ass off, wow that intro was amazing xDDDDD Love you guys
4:46 reign of darkness- thy art is murder
Mr. Johnson (in conjunction with the juice crew)
Yo Austin where did you get that VoM shirt?
18:37
It should be "Zew Partol" tho, because then people wouldn't be suspicious, but it's also just different enough that people would recognize it.
Dickey's Deep Plumbing - Roto-Router Service.
-Mr. Johnson and the Juice Crew
-Big Jim and the Twins
-The Big Bopper, Richie Vallens and Buddy Holly Or, "The Day The Music Died"
-The Python's Bicep
-Leviathan
This is a tragically underrated channel 😂
Hahahaha I fucking just choked on chips then tried to save it with a drink of dr.pepper aannnddd the i fucking spit it out all over my computer 😂
you shluld have known before clicking to not stick anything in your mouth
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY welcome back, treasures
the ben-dover name came from a brian stars enterview with ben bruce of asking alexandria
Kum n Go is actually a gas station/convenience store chain in the midwest.
veil of Maya fuck yeah!
"Thanks Scott 😂"
that "little like yeah" face is called lenny
"killin it" you can't get it done, but we totally can.
goddamn i missed you guys. fight for it.
Thank you!!!! You guys rule so HARD!!!!!!!!
I'm at 0:36 but if (one eyed monster) isn't on here Ima implode
"Dickey"
i love that show, guys
The whole point of the spam thing was due to "all different types of meat jammed into your can". That's the entire point of the joke. Lol
The Hodor bit got me