I have a friend who wants a pet for companionship, but doesnt want the responsibility of keeping something alive, or the pain of it dying before them. So they want to get a roomba and stick googly eyes on it. This clip reminded me of that.
They have a free clinic until House starts seeing you. He's the most expensive doctor in the world. It was explained in the navy aircraft lady episode.
OI whatchu mean nobody has an emotional connection to a toaster ? First of all he is called mr toasty mc toastface, and he has been a member of this famly for 15 years.
Exactly! Then when he unfortunately cooks his last toast you'll be upset and say you've never had a better toaster. Even when you get a new one you'll say you're not as good as Mr toasty mc toastface and began to miss him, all while eating the toast that isn't made to your usual preference.
@@kaseys2004 Isn´t it funny how we manage to bond with everything ? I read stories about iraq bomb clearing units who had robots working with them. If they got damaged they even risked their own lives to get the robot back and have it repaired and don´t you dare tell them it can´t be repaired and you are getting a new one. They will not accept that, and they know how to place car bombs
Wasn't it distilled water? Good point that water that is stored in a bottle for a long time might need to be boiled (and cooled) before use in ehm... your orifices.
@@raven4k998 i know right ! although for me it's not about "what the toaster represents to me" but about the toaster itself, that toaster i got is so good, i bought two more just in case one doesn't work anymore
@@j-hackhammer6078 well you should if the toaster does what you need it to and does not try to say kill you it is a very very great awesome amazing toaster because it is doing it's job without question take care of it and it will take care of you sounds cheesy but it's true
@@j-hackhammer6078 well unless it's a talking toaster like on red dwarf I don't think you have anything to worry about unless it does talk in which case I have to ask what were you thinking getting a talking toaster you have any idea how annoying it will be if it becomes self aware?
@@Jyothee during the episode, House was interviewing lots of women to requiere her.. personal skills. But House dont choose them because they are pretty, but because their special skills (one of them could tune a piano). Asking her "can you repair a blender?" means that he finds her hot enough to be a candidate.
Tbh I’d be a little scared to own one of those just to have around I like normal small dolls and stuffed animals but the idea of having a giant human doll creeps me out cuz it would look so real and be stuck with the same face, body not moving, it’s like owning a cadaver. Plus if she springs to life then I’m really scared cuz it’s a stranger/possible demon in my house
This is why you treat all of your human-like, animal-like, and electrical posessions good, so that once they gain sentience e they don't murder you in your sleep.
Sometimes I get freaked out when I wake up at night and see the outline of my jacket hanging up, I think having a doll like that would be insanely scary
Two observations: 1.) The neighbor seemed genuinely disappointed that she could not “wreck the home” once she knew she wasn’t competing with an actual woman. 2.) Dude might have had a slightly better chance if the doll didn’t look a bit like Adams…
Can't blame the neighbor for being upset. Imagine your crush wanting to be intimate with an inanimate object than you lol. Most likely that destroyed her self-esteem.
@@Reddie36 Nah, I think OP is on the right track. Women tend to find you more attractive when other women want you. As a man you're something like 40% more likely to get approached by random women if you're wearing a wedding ring for example.
I want some realistic doll parts for a whole other reason. Imagine a burglar to be greeted with a dozen realistic baby heads with a motion sensor so make them face the entrance and give them a classic, "Hello, do you want to play?" With 2 different lullabies, or nursery rhymes playing at the same time lol
How do they not realize that makes it worse? Instead say there are other women who would love you more. Maybe you just need to look at the person who visited you when nobody else could. Wake him up to a possible realization than just shoving more bs down his throat.
How does that make it worse? Honestly curious cause I thought it was a sincere statement. Validating him in a nice way while also acknowledging he’s got a nice girl he knows personally that he should give a chance to.
@@el_ra A lot of stuff isn't necessary. But if a person is trying to be kind to you and they are not hurting you, just accept it and move on. Don't make mountains out of molehills.
@@alexanderelderhorst2107 It doesn't make it worse. Your mind is negative and so you interpret their words in a negative way. They are trying to be kind and helpful; take it and move on. Stop expecting women to say specific words to make you feel better. No one is going to make you feel better. That's your responsibility. You've got some self-esteem and negativity issues to work on.
Classic annoying misdirection. We are assuming the doll is causing the symptoms and at the last minute it turns out to be a neti pot never mentioned earlier.
4:13 Or how a programmer talks to an inanimate object... Or if you want to do that whole "Wizards are Programmers but With Magic" thing how Wizards talk to their familiars.
@heatchills4093 perhaps in some cases. Personally, I have never realised anything was going on. Many guys are like this ... we don't get signals we need straight talk.
It's not that, it's just that we can't tell whether someone likes us as a friend or like us a boyfriend, so as to not make a fool of ourselves we just accept that they're just being friendly@@wagonweel4200
No one seemed to know what it was besides House, this episode was from a couple decades ago, I wonder if neti pots weren't as well known unless you were into alternative medicine?
I'm 26 and have been saying the same but people just can't grasp that and feel the need to project and claim that it's coping. Why wouldn't you want freedom to do whatever you want whenever you want?
Being alone isn't the same as being lonely. I've also been without a partner for ages. I had lots of hobbies, met up with friends on a daily basis, travelled, volunteered etc. I also dated every now and then but never found the right person so in my late 30s I became the long term foster parent of two children and that's my life now. They are still small and need so much time and affection, I don't think I could even handle having a partner right now.
“She won’t argue with me.” “She’ll always be there.” “You deserve more than a doll.” I’m… not so sure he does… He needs therapy to understand a partner isn’t just there to meet your needs or exist solely when you’re ready for them.
That's not what he's saying though. He's saying that he wants a relationship that is supportive, not antagonistic, and loyal/devoted. He's not saying he wants a master/slave sort of relationship, but unfortunately those connotations arise when we're talking about a person and a doll. He'd probably be willing to completely reciprocate his devotion and support to a human girlfriend, but he hasn't been able to find a woman who possesses those virtues.
I legit couldn't live with that thing lurking around my house, it has that uncanny valley feeling all over it. Not to mention all the jumpscares I'd get when I see it in the corner of my eye.
@MK-lh3xd someone else may have that capacity, but I, for one, am perfectly happy with myself. No debts, very little bills, no moochers. Just me and my dog.
@MK-lh3xd My papa always told me the difference between a smart man and a wise man. A smart man learns from his own mistakes, and a wiseman learns from everyone else's mistakes. I've carried those words with me every day.
@@RunningAWOL411 And the part your father forgot was that the wisest learn from others' successes. The interpretation is up to you but I don't think that isolation can be considered a wise decision.
Here's the thing. That redhead was so into him, she would ignore the ex-GF sexdoll weirdness. Hell, he could just hide the thing in the closet and she would be okay with it.
Thats not how it works, there is no destiny involved. Its about compatibility, and there are people compatible with someone, its numbers thing. Its just matter of finding that person
@@martinondrus6344 not sure if you got parental controls active on your device...you seem to be missing all the wahmenz openly saying use dudes while trying to trap a rich dude to divorce grape.
When they finally got to the girlfriend.... hahahahaha!! And the doctor girl wondered "did he sprain his chacras? " I just could not help bursting out laughing.
I know what he means. That's why I kinda get attached to 2d girls during a game sometimes. Never been in a relationship but been rejected multiple times, it hurts and it appeals to your fantasy in a way that satisfies your realistic needs.
GODDAMN it, House is right..... It is the hardest living with another human being, that's why the patient bought a custom doll, so he cannot deal with people's judgement...... It's perfect, if you look from another angle....
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‘I come home every night and I’ll know she’s there waiting for me’…
‘So’s your toaster’… 💀💀
Don't give him ideas.
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I'm surprise no one Made fleshlight joke
@@andrewleyton6689 I made an Adeptus Mechanicus joke in Binary but that appears to have been deleted...
But nope, we are not judging.
I have a friend who wants a pet for companionship, but doesnt want the responsibility of keeping something alive, or the pain of it dying before them. So they want to get a roomba and stick googly eyes on it.
This clip reminded me of that.
I went to an art display in vegas, and there were these little roombas with cute construction hats! maybe they can get a tiny hat for it too
But the Roomba will probably break before he dies.
😂😂😂😂😂 sad
We had pet rocks in the 70's.
That sounds like a reasonable, even good, solution.
Alternatively: pet rock? Or virtual pet configured to NOT die?
"If he's lucky, he'll get to see his plastic children walk down the isle." 😂😂😂😂😂
Which isle? Isle of wight? Isle of Man? Isle of Skye
...@@melaniekendall4903
Why would they actually bring it to the hospital? 😂😂😂
They couldn't have left her home. She was lonely.
House’s idea
Wanted to see how doll and owner interact.
Television
Check for possible bacteria or fungus
Remember folks. When your doll has a runny nose, she isn't sick: she's full.
LMMFAO
Full of... what 😳
@@fouriousbanana6966joy
@@fouriousbanana6966 The Cursed Alfredo Sauce 😏
😹
First time they brought up the medical bills about time 😂😂💀
After getting cured…the bills will kill you!
Before it was mentioned it was a free clinic.
Must not watch it much. There’s a few times that it’s mention it’s a free clinic
@@jamesfair9751
Clinic Services are Free. The inPatient care is NOT free….
They have a free clinic until House starts seeing you. He's the most expensive doctor in the world. It was explained in the navy aircraft lady episode.
"no one in the world has an emotional attachment to a toaster." i mean given humanities tendency to humanize everything, i doubt that.
Also, there's that cartoon with a living toaster as a protagonist, so it's kinda close if u love that cartoon
*nervous binary chanting noises*
no, no
Saw a documentary where a guy was in love with a ferris wheel.
Rule 34 exists for a reason
Her name is Aigis and she's loved very much
"We're not here to judge anyone's fetish" *proceeds to judge his fetish*
it wasnt even a fetish, it was like a, coping mechanism? it was definitly primeraly not sexual
They didnt judge... They try to discuss it why he got that doll.... They wanted to know the reason.
@@AnUpo17 I think they were trying to figure out whether it might be a psychological symptom or just a thing that person does.
Not judging his fetish but judging his mental state maybe some underlying psychological issues
Tbf, the guy says it's not like he prefers dolls over people, then proceeds to say he actually does...
nahhh the neighbour woman just stuck her finger into the doll’s mouth💀
Yeeah that's probably why she left in a hurry let's be real. Rushed off to find some sanitizer...or bleach.
And she did it when she thought it was a cpr doll
@@THEHIPHOPMAKER12345 i see you've never taken any BLS or ACLS classes, because they never let you use your mouth, it's always a bag.
@dian277 my point. In highschool they taught me to wipe then put a bag over it.
I was silently screaming “NO STOP! HIS DINGLEHOPPER PROB TOUCHED IT! EWWWWWWWWWWW!”😂
OI whatchu mean nobody has an emotional connection to a toaster ? First of all he is called mr toasty mc toastface, and he has been a member of this famly for 15 years.
Exactly! Then when he unfortunately cooks his last toast you'll be upset and say you've never had a better toaster. Even when you get a new one you'll say you're not as good as Mr toasty mc toastface and began to miss him, all while eating the toast that isn't made to your usual preference.
@@kaseys2004 Isn´t it funny how we manage to bond with everything ? I read stories about iraq bomb clearing units who had robots working with them. If they got damaged they even risked their own lives to get the robot back and have it repaired and don´t you dare tell them it can´t be repaired and you are getting a new one. They will not accept that, and they know how to place car bombs
😄
😂❤
I feel the same but about coffee maker at work, i feel especially romantic on monday mornings
The second he said "weird little teapot" I instantly went "OMG he gave himself an infection with a netty pot and tap water, didn't he?"
Same here.
Yup. “1000 Ways To Die” skit “Phlegm Fatale” came to mind.
@@civilwildman Bingo, that's exactly where I learned about that danger
Wasn't it distilled water? Good point that water that is stored in a bottle for a long time might need to be boiled (and cooled) before use in ehm... your orifices.
Man, that's messed up. I get shower water up my nose fairly often. I've never ended up in the hospital because of it.
"no one in the world has an emotional attachment to a toaster"
Fallout 4's Railroad faction : *_allow us to introduce ourselves_*
oh you would be surprised how many people have an emotional attachment to their toasters🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@raven4k998 i know right ! although for me it's not about "what the toaster represents to me" but about the toaster itself, that toaster i got is so good, i bought two more just in case one doesn't work anymore
@@j-hackhammer6078 well you should if the toaster does what you need it to and does not try to say kill you it is a very very great awesome amazing toaster because it is doing it's job without question take care of it and it will take care of you sounds cheesy but it's true
@@raven4k998 if it ever gets sentience i'll tell it that's why i brought it friends lmfao
@@j-hackhammer6078 well unless it's a talking toaster like on red dwarf I don't think you have anything to worry about unless it does talk in which case I have to ask what were you thinking getting a talking toaster you have any idea how annoying it will be if it becomes self aware?
I like how a doctor can issue search warrants lol
😂😂 and break into peoples houses without a consequence
Technically anyone can
Just not legal ones
@@notme3603 And cookies
Even in the show it's illegal but he never got in trouble for it lol
You haven't watched the show. They break in.
"Can you repair a blender?"
"Can you bite me?"
hahahahahahahhahaa
it's following me
Sounded like a yes to me
Actually, does tat statement has any meaning (indirect??)
I couldn't get it
@@Jyothee during the episode, House was interviewing lots of women to requiere her.. personal skills. But House dont choose them because they are pretty, but because their special skills (one of them could tune a piano). Asking her "can you repair a blender?" means that he finds her hot enough to be a candidate.
@@bernirn what about can you bite me part?
When doll started moving actually jumped a bit It caught me off guard
It's 1 a.m. here. My heart sank when it became Alive😂
I feel like hallucinations are super common in this show so it didn’t catch me off guard that much
I thought it was one of the girls House was "interviewing"
I'd like an hallucination like that haha
The cut to the doll in his room bro 💀💀💀💀
Tbh I’d be a little scared to own one of those just to have around
I like normal small dolls and stuffed animals but the idea of having a giant human doll creeps me out cuz it would look so real and be stuck with the same face, body not moving, it’s like owning a cadaver.
Plus if she springs to life then I’m really scared cuz it’s a stranger/possible demon in my house
This is why you treat all of your human-like, animal-like, and electrical posessions good, so that once they gain sentience e they don't murder you in your sleep.
Uncanny valley
Stuffed?
Sometimes I get freaked out when I wake up at night and see the outline of my jacket hanging up, I think having a doll like that would be insanely scary
@starsnipe-yp5hx I take it you’ve never owned a teddy bear?
Two observations:
1.) The neighbor seemed genuinely disappointed that she could not “wreck the home” once she knew she wasn’t competing with an actual woman.
2.) Dude might have had a slightly better chance if the doll didn’t look a bit like Adams…
Can't blame the neighbor for being upset. Imagine your crush wanting to be intimate with an inanimate object than you lol. Most likely that destroyed her self-esteem.
"wasn`t competing with an actual woman" god dang it XD
I think she was just simply weirded out. Put yourself in her shoes, dolls are weird
@@Reddie36 Nah, I think OP is on the right track. Women tend to find you more attractive when other women want you. As a man you're something like 40% more likely to get approached by random women if you're wearing a wedding ring for example.
@@Reddie36true
I want some realistic doll parts for a whole other reason. Imagine a burglar to be greeted with a dozen realistic baby heads with a motion sensor so make them face the entrance and give them a classic, "Hello, do you want to play?" With 2 different lullabies, or nursery rhymes playing at the same time lol
At that part, might aswell throw in the Saw Doll and make it say “Hello, you have entered my home without permission, now were going to play a game🤡”
"No-one in the world has an emotional attachment to a toaster..."
Unrelated- i cried like a baby when my coffee maker died.
✋ My French press.
I had a hard time as a kid when our oven needed replacing. 😢
@@civilwildman
A lot of joy came out of that oven. Think of the brownies and cookies.
but... it wasn't a toaster ... coffee is important!
@@hivewasp
_So_ important…
"Maybe he sprained his Chakras"
Yep that's going in the list of funny HouseMD quotes
Lol
Quick! Someone call Sakura!
(I wonder if people will actually get that reference🤗)
@@XaneTenshiI did lmao naruto reference
That "Henry" actor...Man, he's good!
She hit him with “you’re a good guy “ line ouch
How do they not realize that makes it worse?
Instead say there are other women who would love you more. Maybe you just need to look at the person who visited you when nobody else could.
Wake him up to a possible realization than just shoving more bs down his throat.
How does that make it worse? Honestly curious cause I thought it was a sincere statement. Validating him in a nice way while also acknowledging he’s got a nice girl he knows personally that he should give a chance to.
@@brandieieio lol just say no. By explaining yourself than saying “you a nice guy but not for me”. Isn’t necessary
@@el_ra A lot of stuff isn't necessary. But if a person is trying to be kind to you and they are not hurting you, just accept it and move on. Don't make mountains out of molehills.
@@alexanderelderhorst2107 It doesn't make it worse. Your mind is negative and so you interpret their words in a negative way. They are trying to be kind and helpful; take it and move on. Stop expecting women to say specific words to make you feel better. No one is going to make you feel better. That's your responsibility. You've got some self-esteem and negativity issues to work on.
“No one in the world has an emotional attachment to a toaster.”
If you did, though, I’m guessing sparks would definitely fly!
That scared me when the doll started moving wow
I was positively startled. Ended up staring at the screen with my heart beating super fast like 'WHAT THE HECK I DON'T EVEN'
Whatever! You was like "I need to find this model!"
@@ftniceberg874 No.
Classic annoying misdirection. We are assuming the doll is causing the symptoms and at the last minute it turns out to be a neti pot never mentioned earlier.
No one gonna comment abt how he looks like dahmer?😭
dude yessss I was thinking this! acts similarly as well
Nahhhh
So you’re going to be racist towards white guys cause if some gay serial cannibal…? That’s like me saying all Africans by blood eat albinos.
Literally everything about this reminded me 😭😭
Dahmer had a male manequin, not a female doll, and none of his victims were females either 0
Anyone who owns one of those Neti pots should watch this clip
I don't have one specifically but I know not to use tap water. It's written all over the instructions. Amoebas = bad.
why are you able to drink tap water but it cant touch your nose?
@@anima94 because the stomach acids will destroy those amoebas. Your sinuses/nasal passages have no such acid
@@anima94 Tap water is bad for you.
@@jonathonspears7736 Depends on where you live, probably.
If it Friday, its House M.D.
Just watched on TV right now
4:13 Or how a programmer talks to an inanimate object... Or if you want to do that whole "Wizards are Programmers but With Magic" thing how Wizards talk to their familiars.
If he could not see how much the neighbor like him, he should be single
Most guys are oblivious
@@wagonweel4200 Most guys have been hurt too much to put an optimistic spin on an ambiguous situation.
@heatchills4093 perhaps in some cases. Personally, I have never realised anything was going on. Many guys are like this ... we don't get signals we need straight talk.
It's not that, it's just that we can't tell whether someone likes us as a friend or like us a boyfriend, so as to not make a fool of ourselves we just accept that they're just being friendly@@wagonweel4200
8:57 trying to convince me that a medical Sherlock Holmes jr doesn’t know what a Netty pot is BS
Right? 💀
No one seemed to know what it was besides House, this episode was from a couple decades ago, I wonder if neti pots weren't as well known unless you were into alternative medicine?
Today is the first time I heard about it
*How are they breaking into someone's home and no one is filing charges against them? They should all be in prison by now.*
(Kinda the point of the show; House breaks the rules and nobody cares)
@@Scratch-BOTHouse rules
المخرج عاوز كده 😂
You're just getting that now after someone else have pointed this out many Blue Moons ago
You're absolutely right. Why don't you go and report this heinous crime to the police. So that these criminals can be brought to justice.
What about the girl at the beginning? She seems to like him, why wasn't he interested in her??
He doesn’t deserve her to be honest. I don’t know what she sees in him.
He doesn't actually want a relationship. Relationships are reciprocal. He wants an object, literally. He wants someone that has no needs of their own.
@@melissaharris3389and yet he wanted Dr Adams..its so weird.
@@krystalhaug1957😂
@emmiii-ir3qe He didnt. He thought he did.
This world gets stranger every day.
Whats wrong with being alone? I been solo for nearly 20yrs and Im 46 so nearly half my life. Wouldnt have it any other way.
It took me three marriages to figure that out about myself.
@@kmarch6630 Aww hugs!!
I'm 26 and have been saying the same but people just can't grasp that and feel the need to project and claim that it's coping. Why wouldn't you want freedom to do whatever you want whenever you want?
Such a sad life ( i am myself a introvert but this is extreme thinking that being alone and lonely is okay for a person mental health.)
Being alone isn't the same as being lonely. I've also been without a partner for ages. I had lots of hobbies, met up with friends on a daily basis, travelled, volunteered etc. I also dated every now and then but never found the right person so in my late 30s I became the long term foster parent of two children and that's my life now. They are still small and need so much time and affection, I don't think I could even handle having a partner right now.
Those that say you're a catch are the first to throw you back.
When they say there's someone out there for you they mean someone else
Yeah, sounds about right.
I hope ur doing ok brother. Stay strong
They say anyone would be lucky to have you, then choose to place their bets elsewhere
@@KxngKUDA At the same time, guys shouldn't be picky like this dude either. I mean, Molly was right there.
“She won’t argue with me.” “She’ll always be there.”
“You deserve more than a doll.”
I’m… not so sure he does… He needs therapy to understand a partner isn’t just there to meet your needs or exist solely when you’re ready for them.
But that's exactly how men are treated by women. Strange how he's in the wrong though.
@@ftniceberg874 Men AND women can treat each other that way. If you’re in a relationship like that, leave.
I think he DOES know that. Which is why he doesnt want a partner.
No men are not attracted to women like that...psychopaths are probably are! @@ftniceberg874
That's not what he's saying though. He's saying that he wants a relationship that is supportive, not antagonistic, and loyal/devoted. He's not saying he wants a master/slave sort of relationship, but unfortunately those connotations arise when we're talking about a person and a doll. He'd probably be willing to completely reciprocate his devotion and support to a human girlfriend, but he hasn't been able to find a woman who possesses those virtues.
"It's ok. We can mock people that do things different to normal, because we have someone explain a basic understanding about it."
I truly hope every person that prefers doll companions, finds the right doll for them.
Live and let live, it saves time and energy
I'm surprised Chase didn't try to hit that...
The craziest thing about this episode is chase nor none of those docs knowing what a neti pot is.
I legit couldn't live with that thing lurking around my house, it has that uncanny valley feeling all over it. Not to mention all the jumpscares I'd get when I see it in the corner of my eye.
the NERVE of him to scoff when the doctor told him to ask his neighbor Molly out😂😂😂😂 sir....get out and take the bride of Chucky with you
It’s not worth what it would take to find her
How come no one mentions the 2007 Ryan Gosling film: Lars and the Real Girl?
Probably because no one watched it. I've never heard of it.
@@bewmdogg Ryan Gosling falls in love with a real doll. Great film
I saw that movie and i remembered it while watching this episode. (The guy "killed" Bianca when he had realized he wanted an actual girl, not a doll).
Love that movie!!
Literally the same plot from “Stitchers” (S3 E3) although the victim is already dead, before they find out what happened to him.
Likely the other way around since House concluded in 2012
I feel this guy. People let you down. Nobody can disappoint you if you just stick to yourself.
You underestimate one's capacity to disappoint oneself.
@MK-lh3xd someone else may have that capacity, but I, for one, am perfectly happy with myself. No debts, very little bills, no moochers. Just me and my dog.
@@RunningAWOL411 may you stay free!
@MK-lh3xd My papa always told me the difference between a smart man and a wise man. A smart man learns from his own mistakes, and a wiseman learns from everyone else's mistakes. I've carried those words with me every day.
@@RunningAWOL411 And the part your father forgot was that the wisest learn from others' successes. The interpretation is up to you but I don't think that isolation can be considered a wise decision.
I feel like this is a horrible missmanagement of patient privacy. Its like hard to watch
That doll plays rough.
Lmaoo
Metronidazole is way too weak and is such a first step level drug for an issue THIS intense.
we take metronidazole like candies in pakistan 😂
I mean, that’s a shame because the neighbor seemed like a genuinely good person for him🤷🏻♂️
Why is this episode so visually dark? Is this Game of Thrones?
season 8 is just like that. similar to how the pilot is super orange.
The doll turning real was a genuine jump scare for some reason
Yeah a toaster is the perfect companion ain't y'all ever seen the animated movie The Brave Little Toaster
no wonder i was bleeding the other night.
For how long...?
😂😂😂
3:17 ... oh im sure in this world... somoene does.
Saw a dude at a bar doing naughty stuff to a teddy bear with his nono stuff while singing in the air tonight by Phil Collins
No one in the world has an attachment to a toaster...
Related videos: flower scene from The Brave Little Toaster
Adams was great i wish she woulda gotten to be around more
I almost got a heart attack
dude same I was not expecting all that blood
oooh that diss at 3:15-3:18 the calmest way to tell him to take a toaster bath holllly
8:10 - Wasn't expecting that. Also wasn't a good time to drink, lmao.
0:33 I’ll be Dr. House’s companion. 🤭😂😂
the doc with short hair n glasses looks like velmar
that cam effect was cool
Can't have a relationship with a toaster because they will burn you.
"We are not here to judge."
After bringing the doll right next to his face.
Here's the thing. That redhead was so into him, she would ignore the ex-GF sexdoll weirdness. Hell, he could just hide the thing in the closet and she would be okay with it.
It really isn’t worth it, maybe people are destined to be with others and some aren’t. Realization leads to hope which eventually turns into despair.
Thats not how it works, there is no destiny involved. Its about compatibility, and there are people compatible with someone, its numbers thing. Its just matter of finding that person
@@martinondrus6344 not sure if you got parental controls active on your device...you seem to be missing all the wahmenz openly saying use dudes while trying to trap a rich dude to divorce grape.
Sounds like trauma induced pathological learning. That has no bearing on the future. Worldviews are nice though arent they?
When they finally got to the girlfriend.... hahahahaha!! And the doctor girl wondered "did he sprain his chacras? " I just could not help bursting out laughing.
I'm glad it didn't look like a doll when alive or I would have nightmares 😅
2:00 Id love doctors to investigate like police detectives… never seen them search anyone’s home before,
That's how house is. Almost every ep has them breaking and entering
Yeah not happening
Just be honest to your doctor ffs and so many of this could be avoided
I know what he means. That's why I kinda get attached to 2d girls during a game sometimes. Never been in a relationship but been rejected multiple times, it hurts and it appeals to your fantasy in a way that satisfies your realistic needs.
Same
I get attached to book boyfriends and otome games....
They appeal to a fantasy...and reality is scary...
At least it's not a tree or a fence.
@@iagreewithyou3478don't you ever talk bad about Miss Leafy again!
@@ftniceberg874 😂
I just realized house is the guy that acted in Stuart little..
"No one the world has emotional attachment to a toaster."
Excuse me? I have four words you - "The Brave Little Toaster."
4:19-4:22 house teleports across the room.
😆 the toaster...
I never would have thought there to be amoebas in tap water.
There's lots of nasty chemicals in tap water. Fluoride, chlorine, Rx, etc. Don't drink it!!
These days, the doll actually can talk back to you 😆
GODDAMN it, House is right..... It is the hardest living with another human being, that's why the patient bought a custom doll, so he cannot deal with people's judgement......
It's perfect, if you look from another angle....
yeah but in this case you’ll be always in a one way relationship..
@@hills625 either you a chick or a s1mp. It's been one way for decades...get married and find out the hard way 😂
I got hos I got hos in different area codes🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂!!! House keeps his pimping hand strong
"How are you with small appliance repair?" is the interview question I'm going to steal.
Our toaster has been passed down throu the generations! Thats my great grandparent toaster! I say good morning to them everyday!
"no one in the world has an emotional attachment to a toaster"
Did you never watch the The Brave Little Toaster (1987)?
Love the true blood reference!
Did... Did he just get dumped by a doll?
so's your toaster is wild.
He’s such a baby. He gets rejected by his doctor and acts pitiful
I am in 1/3 into the TH-cam but let me guess: latex allergies leading to all symptoms and he is a lonely guy. Oh. I was wrong. ❤❤😂😂
Good thought though 😂
Where can i buy one ?
The line of questioning from those two doctors actually made me feel bad for him
honestly I get him, some people do not do well with people.
My dad had an employee who actually died from using a Neti pot with tap water. She had a stroke.
Kinda feel for the guy honestly. They didn’t have to clown him like that or break into his house
House predicted AI girlfriends
That True Blood reference was gold
"I can tell her things and she won't argue with me,"
yes. The same pleasure I get with my plants. ❤
Does the doll talk to you?
Very bold of House for getting Alex Yiik to cameo almost a decade before Yiik would even release
The House lore is getting crazy