Worst Weddings Ever: The Horror Stories
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Reddit, What is the worst wedding you've ever been to? What made it bad?
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The books theme one sounds like something major extroverts did for their introvert friends and it backfired completely.
That's so controlling and mean
It literally sounds like a school assignment
My sister's wedding.
The pastor went on a rant about same sex marriage and how it is disgusting. Take note: its a straight wedding. My sister have a lot of gay friends... and me
How reprehensible. wtf is wrong with people?
@@PrincessofPower84 yeah, ive been to a handful of weddings and a priest's speech should be about love and how to celebrate it and giving advise to the couple. And this one went on a 30 sec-1 min rant on the topic. Clearly there was an awkwardness during that time.
I hate pastors
This is one of the reasons I gave to my family when they pressured me to marry by church (I'm atheist, but they are Christians). We don't share values, plain and simple. It should be fake and disrespectful from my part doing so, and it's disrespectful from them for not accepting my beliefs and want some aesthetic. They got it.
I went to wedding where something similar happened. Surprise twist, the husband has since come out as a transwoman and they are still happily married.
A distant member of my family was in treatment for cancer, and he was due to get married. Doing really well. He gets married, and dies the day after from a stroke, I think.
God damn man, that sucks
Oh my. That's horrible.
Well I wasn't at the wedding but at my great aunt's funeral the church next door was having a wedding so people kept getting confused and going to the wrong church
Icing on top was during the moment of silence 3 groomsmen burst in through the front door talking and laughing only to stop dead at the sight of the casket and a room full of sad people glaring at them and ackwardly backed out apologizing profusely
That lesbian one is sad her mom was making her do something she didn’t wanna do I bet it was a relief when the groom annulled the marriage
RIP to the family members that died, but at least they can take these happy memories with them to heaven
A bouncy house without water will keep a group of young children occupied for almost 6 hours before they begin to be bored of it.
Good to know!
Big enough bouncy house, occupy the adults
We had a play room and two nannies at our wedding, super nice for everyone involved.
@@emmamemma4162 great move.
We couldn't afford that situation, but we did have a kids table with toys and coloring sheets. It also helps that our family/church culture fosters cross-generational relationships. So the kids had either peers to play with or plenty of adults looking out for them.
Not so much the wedding, but the rehearsal. My mom’s friend “Karen”, wanted me and my fraternal twin brother to be the ring boy and flower girl at the wedding (we were five at the time). Our parents tried to talk Karen out of it, but she _insisted_ .
There was a compromise to at least give me and my brother a try. We got dressed up, and as we walked down the aisle I accidentally threw too many petals near my brother, who hissed “Stop throwing pedals at me!”. I swatted him with my flower basket. He hit me with the pillow. I yanked on his elastic “Y” back suspenders and snapped them. He grabbed and yanked the back bow of my dress.
We chased each other, snapping suspended backs or pulling dress back bows, hitting with a pillow or with a flower basket, howling and giggling, all over the church. Our parents were fighting back laughter. The priest went into the confessional booth and laughed. Karen stamped her feet and screeched as her fiancé fought down laughter, burying his face in his palms.
My brother and I got kicked out of and banned from the wedding altogether, as did our parents (much to their relief). We left and laughed all the way home.
There was this one wedding that I attended back in 2014. The music at that wedding was loud as hell, and it was cold as the Siberian mountains outside, because of a polar vortex. What's worse is that I was seated close by the ballroom door, located directly parallel to the outdoor entrance. Everytime both doors opened, I could feel bitter cold. Not fun.
My cousin's wedding in 2013. She and I have never been close (she's not a bad person, but kind of snobbish and uninterested in things that interest me and was always much closer to my cooler older sister). So my older brother and I get invited technically through my sister and my Aunt, her Mom, we (me, older brother and her older stepbrother, my blood cousin) are treated like pariahs by the rest of the family at the ceremony and then we went to our version of the "reception", which consisted of platters of cookies and miniature cupcakes. Turns out that A), the "real" reception is only for specific people who apparently RSVPed before and B), which my sister had conveniently failed to mention to us. Worse, when I tried to mention this to my sister sometime later, she defends her! Unbelievable. Just writing this made me angry all over again.
Any person that does a “tier reception” is tacky trash.
Just remember that.
Wow, that is messed up!
I'm just trying to clarify: you guys did not RSVP? Edit: And that's the reason you were excluded from the nicer reception?
My mom was forced to skip an acting audition to go to a third cousin’s wedding back when she was my age (21). She barely knew this cousin but her mom made her go. This cousin’s wedding ceremony lasted less than 20 minutes and the reception was short, too. No time to really appreciate anything. Funny thing is that the cousin’s marriage lasted about as long. They filed for divorce less than 6 months later. My mom says it was the biggest waste of time in her life.
Not horrifying, but super cute.
My ex-gf and I attended her BFF's wedding. It was outdoors by the lake and weather was perfect. Bride's daughter (3-4 years old) was a flower girl. Well, she she was VERY uncomfortable with all the new people at the wedding. She walked down the isle, but begged her mom to hold her just before the vows, so she held her 3-4 year old daughter while they exchanged vows. You could hear a lot of *Awwwww..." from the guests (Including me and ex-gf) 🙂🙂
That was very nice of the bride to do that for her daughter.
The wedsing at 1:44 sounded like of i had married the guy before my current husband. I hated him. He rushed everything and treated me like a object and his family was so weirdly controlling and he had no spine. Im so happy that isnt me because yes watching yourself die on the inside out and not taking help is the worst way to spend the rest of your life with someone you despise
Not my wedding, but a story my aunt told me.
Two people, one from Spain and the other from another country were having an outdoor wedding, in Southern Spain, in July! To add to tgat, the sun decided to be even hotter than hell that day.
Too keep it short, there wasn’t plenty of shades and not alot of water was handed out, several people got badly burned, and several more actually fell ill. At the end off the day most can’t take it anymore and leave.
On the other hand I was hVe nice short story. When I was 9 and in Elementary school during recess there was a wedding party going on across the street. Lots of kids and teachers actually went to the fence off the school playground to check. Bride and Groom come out to take pictures. Wedding Photographer notices the audience and has an idea.
Couple takes a photo with all the children cheering at them in the background. We stayed until they and the family left in their cars. Bride actually came by later that week to give the school a copy off the photo and it was hung in the hall for a while. Nice and wholesome moment. Hope they’re still married.
the usual, of course, is doves. i think turkey vultures adds a nice touch.
I like to imagine that there was actually nothing dead nearby, and they were literally just being like, “We’re here to punctuate how doomed your marriage is!”
@@alexandraluster284
Vultures also circle to catch thermal winds, which help them stay in midair while soaring.
Why do so many people see it as a God-Given right, or some kind of duty, to get drunk at weddings? What the hell is that all about? Because there's free booze? You know, having a drink, maybe two if you pace yourself, is fun. Getting drunk is not.
Honestly. If you plan to get drunk, you're just setting yourself up for so many problems
Last night I watched a video about people who had married bridezillas, and one guy told how his wife had pooped herself on five different occasions getting drunk. Some people think they'll be the life of the party if they get drunk, but really it ends up like that.
Agreed, just have a couple beers, maybe 2-3, depending on what your alcohol tolerance is.
@@karaoconnoraliasraidra Wow! I wonder if that wife thinks pooping herself makes her "fun." All I had to remember was once back in my 20s getting a little loud and stupid at dinner and that shamed me into becoming a "one and done" person forever.
Yes! People even insult weddings without alcohol, for not knowing how to “party,” boring people, or being ill planned.
I filmed a video for a friend, the mother of the bride was unhappy with how the wedding was planned from the get go and left the wedding before it even started leaving her husband behind and her soon to be wedded daughter. The daughters marriage did not survive.
0:44 I actually played a character that was actually gave a best man speech that lasted over 3 hours long in a superhero tabletop RPG game.
All the superheroes hated him for that, except the Bride and the Groom. The groom and the best man would often exaggerate their battles and share it with each other.
How about the groom and mother-in-law getting in a fistfight at the reception. Full out brawl
Back in 2013, my aunt got married in August. It was the worst wedding I've been to despite all the weddings I've been to being normal. The ceremony was in a local Catholic church, and lasted an hour and a half. Right after pictures (another half an hour), we went and had a picnic behind the church under a pavilion. After that, I spent a little time at a great aunt and uncle's house. The bride, groom, and the wedding party rode to the groom's parents' cottage on Houghton Lake in a very old RV my parents had just bought (my dad was the driver, mom was one of the bridesmaids). About halfway to the cottage, part of the rubber that was on the roof of the vehicle tore off. My dad pulled over and climbed up there to assess the damage, and my mom started crying. One of the guests took my mom the rest of the way there while my dad put a tarp over the damaged roof. Once the problem was solved, my dad drove the rest of the way to the cottage to drop off the wedding party so they could get on a pontoon that would take them to the reception that was at a lakeside hotel. I was 10 at the time, but when it came time for dinner, I went to the buffet that was catered by the hotel, and got some food. Unfortunately, the food was the shittiest tasting Chinese food I'd ever eaten, so I didn't eat it all despite liking Chinese food. Regardless of the RV being damaged and the bad food I had fun. After the reception, we had a pool party in the hotel's pool area that had a water slide. Well, the next morning I found that the little amount of the catered food I'd eaten was a mistake because I farted a really nasty smelling fart back in the hotel room after the breakfast gathering where my aunt and uncle opened gifts. After farting, I took it as a hint that trouble was brewing inside of me, so I went to the bathroom, pulled down my pants and underwear, sat on the toilet, then proceeded to empty what I'd eaten the day before into the toilet. I think the fact that I drank a ton of shirley temples from the open bar didn't help what happened in my lower GI tract. I'll be 19 soon, and if I ever get married, I hope things go smoothly, meaning that everyone's clothes and shoes fit, nobody has a medical emergency, my period cooperates and misses the wedding by a mile, my partner doesn't cheat on me, the food is good, nothing is stolen, no vehicle trouble, everybody gets along, nobody sabotages, no major technical difficulties, and everybody is happy as well as has fun. If minor things happen that can be easily fixed at moments notice, it's fine.
Oh yeah. Catholic weddings are notoriously long. I was a junior bridesmaid for my mom’s best friend’s wedding when I was 9. The wedding was in a giant church and the ceremony was an almost 2 hours long sermon. I’m not religious and almost never went to church as a kid, so I was so confused when I saw everyone crossing themselves and didn’t know what to do. For part of the two hours I was not allowed to sit down, and some other parts I had to kneel on the floor. They also made me eat a communion wafer and I never had one before. I almost threw up and some other bridesmaids looked at me like I was a horrible person. Other than that, it was a nice wedding lol
my friend of 10 years got married and we were really close but she didn't choose me as a brides maid and i was a little upset but she assured me she would have me be involved with all the wedding stuff. Long story short: didn't invite me to the bachelorette party, and ignored me at her wedding. I just stayed for dinner and then left.
It sounds like she invited you just to say that she invited you. That wasn't cool to treat you that way.
@@karaoconnoraliasraidra that's what it seems because she hasn't tried to reach out to me since the wedding, also I was the one that usually initiated contact so this doesn't suprise me
5:08
So basically your standard school-organized event seating arrangements?
Lol that thumbnail
Bridezilla. Literally.
I want a bridezilla figure now XD
Bio-dad is a hilarious term it makes him sound like he was created in a lab
Went to a wedding I have New York and wasn’t told till we got there it was dungeons and dragons themed. So me and my friend who got supper high before hand couldn’t stop laughing and casting spells and releasing our fake dragons on people. They were not happy with us at all we finally got kicked out
What I get from these is people forget the party part to a wedding is optional so is feeding guests sure it looks bad like you don't like or appreciate others but so what its literally only an official day you stop being single so it should only matter to you and your now spouse, for everyone else it shouldn't be anything like didn't you already know they were engaged /know they will be at and throw family /friend get togethers like normal people. So everyone has the ability to congratulate them way before the actual wedding like why is this an event for the extended family if this peeps don't visit at any other point except maybe family reunions.
So the party portion doesn't make sense like if family want to throw a party let them but we shouldn't tack it on to a wedding. Just my thoughts.
Completely agree the party after is optional, just make sure your guests know that, and if family wants to plan a party for after make sure everyone knows. I also don't understand leaving your guests for hours after the ceremony if you're not going straight there then just don't hold a reception or let your family plan a party that you can show up late to and have your guests entertained and fed meanwhile, if you're gonna do it, do it right or not at all.
@@nessa4042 if you sit through a ceremony you wanna give your guests a fun reception
"Yay, day drinking in fancy clothes." 😂😂
Guess I'm just gonna do that down at the court house.
When I was a wee lass I remember seeing news headlines for a wedding.
Everyone was naked. Only butts were shown iirc but damn that stuck out to me. A nudist wedding.
The brother who used the wedding to preach. Would have been told off quickly. I’m not religious, In fact I am an anti theist. But am usually polite about it. But interrupt my wedding and all gloves will come off.
My cousin and his fiancee aren't religious. In fact they decided to elope and be done with it!
*makes it a point to not preach at TheGrungy1's wedding if I'm invited*
I’m sorta religious, but I would also throw hands if someone interrupted my wedding to preach.
A strawberry approved.
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I'll just saw Godzilla V.S Kong last few days ago..
That's thumbnail making me laugh so hard.. lol
0:25 this isn’t acctually horrible way to go out put it’s ruins a party
The girl in the thumbnail is soooooo beautiful 😍😍😍
Did you go to vittoria vici’s wedding? That was a disaster and the assassin was never caught
The Prist in 16:53 time stamp said nothing wrong . 🙄😤😮💨🤨
Not mine (I'm single), and this was hearsay, so take it with a grain of salt.
Putting a long story short, groom stiffed a former friend, and the latter obviously is not happy about it. Groom had been avoiding this ex-friend prior to the wedding, but his luck ran out right on the day itself. Ex-friend and five associates barged in, and started beating up the groom. Nobody intervened until a security guard heard the bride screaming, and called for backup upon witnessing the attack. Ex-friend and associates faced criminal charges, while groom had to explain the black eye he received (even makeup couldn't completely cover it up).
Judging from that thumbnail the extended cut of Godzilla vs Kong is gonna be _awesome_
It was in a ballroom they had it booked untill 2am the party was dead at 10pm just 2 hr into the reception
I remember hiring the DJ to play until 8:00PM. The party was over by 7:00PM.
And Summer/Fall/Winter weddings are the reason why I'm considering to have mines in the Spring when I grow up. Because it's either too cold/windy or warm while in Spring it's just right. My cousin got married in Jan. Since it was Winter, it was cold and it rain like twice, good thing it wasn't snowing (she lives in Texas and it doesn't really snow and please no jokes what happened in Texas due to the snowstorm). The only time I would consider an outdoor wedding if the weather is right.
Summer weddings must be done carefully.
1:40 this one is just so sad to read
My own.
Speeches about people who are mostly too young to have had their real accomplishments, for three hours. Great
Why am I watching this after I just got invited to my cousin's Indian wedding? I feel like I'm gonna jinx it.
Nah, just try to be a good guest.
1) Remember the day is about their union. Not about you (you'll have your days like bdays or maybe wedding. This is not it.)
2) look for ways to help, not judge.
3) be polite, ready to apologize if you do misstep.
If you care, you'll do fine. You're hardly responsible for other people's actions.
Just don't cause any chaos and you'll be fine.
To be fair, the last guy didn't specify which kid he was gonna be a good dad to.
The dude said that he was going to be a good father but he didn't specify to which child. 😂
A friend of my dad’s is a closeted gay man, he married a woman after having several girlfriends over the years, they got married in an art museum and instead of a priest it was someone the friend went to high school with, the priest said and I kid you not “by the limited power vested in me” also the food was bad, the cake was stale af too, so much salads. If you’re curious the friend’s still married and they have a baby girl now.
Oh my God, those sexist jokes irritated me. Mostly because they were horrible.
Mine,never wanted to do it, never got the nerve to pull out,now I’ve got two kids I love and an ex wife who I dont. I’m too old to get another turn now. Swings and roundabouts.
Small group so couple hosts wedding breakfast in Chinese restaurant. Adequate enough meal but nothing special. After the meal bride insists on not cutting the cake, they'll do it later and send everyone some. About 6 weeks later we each get a piece of almost stale cake about the size of those funbite kiddie's chocolate bars. She eventually ran off with her drug dealer
These stories. People are really, really messed up.
About outdoor weddings, ALWAYS HAVE A BACKUP PLAN
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The best friend one pisses me off
My wedding in 1960! Worst day of my life!
Got to see and film the best man feint during the wedding, never thought I would see that in person.
Get two people who are good at talking and know the couple one for him and one for her and that is it for speaches.
Amen. My MOH has a little stage fright so I assured her it was optional, only if she felt like doing it. I forgot she has an English degree. Her speech was 🔥
men are like waffles and women are like spaghetti -that pastor
I have never been to a wedding.
A hyper-Christian wedding. No booze, only religious music with choreographies performed by children from the Christian cult. And a loooong toast made with apple soda, I knew it because the man who gave the speech needed to clarify there was no alcohol in his glass.
This would have made an already-flanderized Flanders shoot himself.
9:04 Tell her business casual
Last story: Great husband and the best father huh?
Oh
This is just sad
That book story’s got me fuming.
Like, OP purposely didn’t read the book, despite being asked to for the theme of the wedding. Kind of a dick move. Same goes of the other wedding guests
Sad
I was done around 16:30.
Amazing
Trinston was here...
I would have taken my friend home with me
i dont
These are so bad 😂
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Damn wtf
based lesbian bride
So juicy 😋
the entire point of a marriage is religious so yeah if you dont want God in your wedding dont have a wedding. Cause even if its not a Christian marriage there religion in like all marriage ceremonies. In fact the idea of marriage here is actually based on Christian marriage largely so if you dont want God dont perform a religious ceremony. lol Just go to the state and have your civil union or whatever. it is different.