If I were that groom sitting alone watching his wife flirt with another guy and sitting on his lap, I would have turned that reception into an annulment party real quick.
and her being drunk is no good excuse for flirting with someone while your poor groom sits alone watching did he say the marriage did not last long I forgot already she obviously did not care for him she would never hurt him like that if she did drunk or not she knew what she was doing when she did it and she kept drinking and flirting I would never get so drunk that I would hurt someone I claimed to love
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Ok am I the only one who thought it was cruel to put the ex wife there, and put her in a bridesmaid’s dress? It’s like they only had her there to mock her.
While yes the dress part is weird but having her there isn't. Like the poster said to keep an eye on the child. Perhaps the child misbehaves a lot or is special needs. Maybe the ex is a real piece of work or even said I wont do this unless I have a dress. A lot of variables can be at hand here. Its amazing how people jump to conclusions without even knowing aa fraction of the details.
@@PurpleBunnySlippers I don't know- mother-of-flower-girl may be close enough to the wedding party and the dress is a peace offering. I feel like people assumed the bride was being mean when that may not have been the case.
Funny not cringey, but I'm sharing it anyway. My mom was laughed at by her doctor when she asked for birth control at 17 because she had really bad issues with her uterus that causes infertility. At 23 she met my dad and she told my dad she was infertile. Then she got pregant with my older sister while they were dating. My dad proposed. My dad broke his leg a little before the wedding. My mom never wanted a big wedding so they just went in plains clothes to the courthouses for their marriage license. Well the day they went to the court house to get their marriage license, in walked my very pregant mother and my father with a cane and leg brace. My mom loves to tell the story and likes to say it looked like he got her pregnant and she broke his leg so he couldn't escape.
That is adorable, and the kind of joke couples have who understand that humor makes some really hard things a "funny" part of your love story years later once you've gone through so much more through the years. 😊
definetly not cringy but this reminded me of when we went to a family friend’s wedding and when the bride threw the bouquet out of nowhere this speedy little 7ish year old child runs in and takes it before any of the ladies could grab it. he then turned around and gave it to one of the girls, it was a nice dave little dude
I agree most of these are cringey as heck, but that one where the guests watched a livestream of the bride and groom looking for each other actually sounds kind of cute.
I've been to a couple of doozies but this one is my favourite. I went to a wedding about 25 years ago with my then bf. The wedding was for one of his school friends who he hadn't seen since finishing high school nearly 10 years earlier. They had run into each other a couple of weeks before the wedding and the groom begged him to come. The ceremony was in a literal swamp, in a local wetlands preserve. We were eaten alive by mosquitos during the hour wait for the bride to arrive. She turned up in a jeans and a t-shirt, looking like she just rolled out of her trailer after a big night out. Groom was wearing an ill fitting, thrift store suit, but at least he had attempted to look the part. The groom asked what had happened to her dress, and she snapped at him to shut up about it. She broke the zipper trying to squeeze herself into it after all that stress eating she had partaken while planning such a spectacular, high class wedding. Then ripped it apart in a fit of rage. The reception was held at a $5 all you can eat restaurant, where the guests had to pay for their own meals. As we sat pushing the disgusting food around our plates to avoid actually eating it, the bride came around with a clipboard and the list of gifts she wanted, and asked everyone to pick out what we were going to buy her. Mind you, she was not asking each couple to gift her something, she expected each individual to buy her a present from her list. The cheapest thing on the list was a $500 blender. Every item listed had all the details of which exact product it was and a price. The list contained hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of items. Feeling rather ticked off by this point, I told her I'd buy her the $10,000 TV, knowing there's no way in hell that was ever going to happen. Skip forward about a year. I'm no longer with that bf and I run into this loony bride at the supermarket. She recognized me and charges right up and demands to know when I'll be dropping off her TV. When I get home, I call my ex and tell him all about it. We both had a good laugh and he tells me he had bumped into the groom about a month ago and they were not even together anymore. He had walked in on her, in bed with her stepfather 2 days after the wedding!
Went to a wedding where the couples first dance was to Michael Jackson The Way You Make Me Feel and it was choreographed and that was kinda cute until the groom tears away the full skirt part of the wedding dress to reveal a short poofy skirt the bride is wearing underneath, he whips the discarded piece of dress away in time with the music and sends the wedding cake toppling over the back of the table- we were all laughing so hard we had to leave the reception room because they were so into it they hadn’t noticed a damn thing had gone wrong.
I finally have one too! So two friends of mine married and at the reception her brides maids said they made a little video for the two of them. A few days before the wedding, the maid of honor was asking us all to give her some pictures of the groom and bride (for the video). We did. We never saw the finished film before though. The "film" was an automatic google drive slide show with NO MUSIC. My boyfriend kind of jumped to the rescue and played some music in the background to make it less awkward. But the pictures were ALL about the bride and her life before she even met the groom. It was photos from clubbing, weird selfies from facebook and even photos with some strange dudes noone knew. There were even pictures of the wedding from one of her bride maids! So basically we stood (yes, they wanted us to stand for this) there for entire 23 minutes and watched the 5 girls all go "aww you're so pretty there" to each other, while the groom and the rest of the party was like: what the hell is that? Even worse was, that the bride afterwards yelled at the groom for not thanking the girls for the kind gift. Even though it was only pictures of them partying...
Did it the right way. 9 people witnessed our wedding. Married in the chapel not in the main sanctuary of the church. Marriage lasted 37 years and only ended when she passed. Yes we did it right.
My Sicilian Catholic cousin was getting married to a Jewish woman. The caterer contacted his father to confirm the menu. They didn't realize they are talking to the father not the groom. Dad orders tripe be added to the menu. At the reception dinner the bride's people got really upset about being served "unclean" food. Dad overheard the complaints. He mentioned that they had forgotten to have it on the menu. He took care of it when they called. His son tells him tripe isn't considered "clean" or kosher. That's why it wasn't ordered. Dad says I like it so I ordered it. Big pile of stink at the the reception!…
Back when I worked at a wedding venue, we had a booking for a reception only (ceremony was at church). Very religious families. Bride and groom were about 17. Bride was incredibly quiet and cried several times. Groom spent the whole night flirting with his best man. I'm 100% positive that their families thought that this was going to be the best thing for both of them, but I just felt awful for those kids. They were in for a miserable life together.
Make long story short, just go with this ... our cat (yes, cat) walked me up the aisle and was the ring bearer (they were clipped to his leash and collar) I reached down to unclip them, he sauntered off and grabbed an open seat in the front row and laid down until it was time to go. Even the court clerk wanted a pic with him. My brother has nine photos of his sister's wedding ... none of them have his sister getting married in them, except for the hem of my dress in some of the background shots. Even the Florists stayed. Cat is a 23lb Maine Coon looks like Darth Vader, acts like a dog and stole the entire show. (No one cringed, just very few pics of wedding couple --- entire wedding album of Cat.)
0:50 That's bull though, if the bride and groom want to do the bouquet toss, just participate fully - don't step back and refuse to touch the flowers/garter as if they're poisonous. It's a superstition, and if you don't want to get married then you won't. Beauty of the 21st century
Exactly. Kids in my family always participate in these events (The boys don't ever catch the garter though lmao, but they're allowed to try). And I've been playfully trying to get the bouquet since I was four. It's just a fun thing that doesn't necessarily mean Jack shit, just that we all get to trample each other in pretty clothes for an item lmao
@@maddiewhatever441 My family has done the same thing. It always makes it fun, and if a kid does catch it, the adults say something along the lines of "It'll come true in ten years!" Just to keep it all light hearted.
oh stfu. People shouldn't b forced to do shit. You said it, it's just a superstition so why do people start crying about such stupid and little things? If it's just an insignificant thing as you people say, why even bother?
Where to begin. I was a bridesmaid in my sister's wedding, and the maid of honor-her best high school friend-got plastered off fireball and gave the cringiest maid of honor speech ever. She went on about how she and my sister are "a packaged deal; if he gets [my sister], he gets [drunk maid of honor] too" as well as some other really inappropriate comments. It was so awkward that everyone in the room was trying to hide their "wtf" expressions, and my sister wound up never speaking to her again. At my own wedding, my grandpa thought it would be funny to cut in during the father/daughter dance and then stuck a dollar bill in my hand. My cousin married a living trashbag who wore a strapless dress while her back was covered in really gross-looking old bandages. The reception was at a dive bar where trash bag stood up on a stage and proceeded to grind on what could only be stripper poles, in front of everyone including my mortified grandmother. They are no longer together.
Catholic wedding where the priest complains about how the wedding made HIM miss the Popes visit, instead of just doing the vows. Cringe, you self-centered ass. They booked the date six months ago! I would have changed my church after that!
I went to a wedding and was forced to participate in the bouquet toss almost all of backed away once it was in the air on the other hand most of the guys fought for the garter
Why would you do that? It is just a superstition, you’re not going to get married just cuz you got the bouquet. Why embarrass the bride on her wedding for something that silly?
The only remotely "cringy" thing that happened at the two weddings I went to recently were: - At my stepbrother's wedding, my dad got up and said a little something about my stepmom, the groom's mom, that died about half a year before. - At my sister's wedding (same-sex wedding), my now sister-in-law's stepdad I think, put his hand against an electric fence for support for a photo. Not very cringy though...
My dad's wedding to his 2nd wife was damn awkward. All through the ceremony, my brother was in the middle of a really intense temper tantrum. He screamed/cried the whole place down. And on top of that, my dad was awkwardly wearing a kilt.* Thank God they're divorced now, phew!!! 🤗 *We're not even Scottish.
As someone who always hated the archaic flower toss, When I got married I called it "Good wishes from us", and the bouquet turned into five small bouquets as it flew through the air. HUGE hit! We only did the garter as my then husband's best man REALLY wanted it, lol. Husband made sure he got it. He then wore it to a bar, (as a armband) hoping to get lucky, I guess.
And it is just a funny silly joke! Like, you are not actually going to get married just cuz you got it so why would you choose to embarrass the bride like that?? This is rude behavior
My sister got married a few weeks ago. She and her fiancée had planned to get married in September but COVID wrecked those plans, so they planned for the following September.. all of a sudden maybe 3 weeks ago she tells me that they're getting eloped next week because they're sick and tired of waiting. My mother and I were the only guests (because they needed witnesses) and we set up a FB live and Zoom call for everyone else. It wasn't until the live went up that we found out that she never told our older sister who lives in a different province. She hasn't even spoken to us since.
In Afghan (mordan weddings) the music is always sooooooo incredibly loud the entire night. They NEVER slow it down a while. U cannot hear anything. If u work in wedding industries u will likely go deaf
So, I live in southern Mississippi and I am tempted to watch this again just to get make a comment that has timestamps of each story made me go, "Damn. It sounds like they're from here." LOL
My husband and I are going to Italy next year and he's like we should just tell people we got married in Italy so we look cool. Lol. We won't have any wedding photos hon.
My wedding was pretty cringe. I was 20 & in the throes of borderline personality disorder. Ex-husband alternated between promising to take care of me & reminding me that he was the only one that would put up with my constant drama. Wedding happens, reception rolls round, & I spend the entire evening getting drunk with my friends, hiding from my husband in the hotel gardens & avoiding his family. Everyone on my side had an absolute blast. I stayed in the marital home for less than a year before moving back in with my parents & getting divorced, lol. Don't get married/have kids before you're 25. Chances are that you'll feel hella differently once your prefrontal cortex has fully developed & you're no longer an adolescent.
My aunt and uncle were from different organized religions and I guess couldn’t decide which to go with so there was a three hour ceremony for uncle church then his side left and her side came in and there was another three hour ceremony. So the wedding was from 9-4 and we were all just sitting in the church pews. Mutual friends were required to stay the whole time and their dinner reception was from 8pm-whenever and I learned years later that the bride was pissed that no one brought kids because they bought a huge candy bar that none of the adults touched
And folks that is why you have a flask of your favorite alcohol and/or juice in your purse. So you can enjoy better these situations. By Cuthulhu, what a trainwreck are these weddings! hahahaha
THE VERY FIRST POST WAS MY SISTERS WEDDING I S2G LMAOOO wish I could post a picture of the cake on TH-cam for proof. My girlfriend and I still talk about my sister's wedding to this day. Gotta find that redditor!
One of my cousins had their wedding and reception in a rented circus tent in the groom's mother's back yard. The vows felt a lot like they were settling for each other because they liked drinking together. During the ceremony caterers were bringing in kegs and being loud. After the ceremony everyone in the bridal party turned the reception into a huge drinking party that turned violent. The grandparents left as soon as they all started drinking and so did my family. We heard later that everything in the tent got destroyed or somehow broken as they stayed there all night partying. Cops almost ended up involved but they decided not to bother with it. My siblings and I vowed to never get married in a circus tent after that.
When my cousin got married at the end of the ceremony the bishop handed her new husband the marriage certificate and said here is the deed to your property.
22:19 you know what that wedding sounds iconic. Like maybe it should’ve been a smaller pre or post wedding ceremony with only people from the subculture but they made a custom ceremony they loved that was meaningful to them and didn’t exclude family on the assumption they’d be judgmental
Tip for the guys wanting to avoid the garter. It always comes after the bouquet toss. Once that starts, duck out for 5 minutes. Unless you're a groomsman nobody will even notice.
Idk how anyone can compare tossing the bouquet to tossing the garter. One is sanitary, the other is NOT. I wouldn't go ten feet near someone's garter but I'd dogpile for the bouquet (because it's actually kinda fun when no one really cares and just wants to laugh).
I was at my second cousin's wedding. Her father for whatever reason to take time to acknowledge the oldest member of each part of the family and calling them the patriarch or matriarch of their family.. One of the stupidest, cringest things I witnessed. My aunt may be the oldest member of the Milan family but I did not view as a the leader of my family.
17:30 Good on OP. He really just prevented the groom from both getting a royal reaming and feeling like a massive dickhead, as well as preventing the dad from making an asshole out of himself.
The wedding was in an art museum. The priest wasn’t even a priest but a guy the groom went to high school with. The “priest” if you want to call him that literally said and I quote “by the limited power vested in me” and not mention he didn’t even read quotes from The Bible, the food was atrocious, and lastly the music wasn’t something anybody could dance to.
Why was the pastor that refused to do the wedding even invited? I would have uninvited him in a heartbeat. After his childishness ( by refusing to marry them he was basically turning down any future 'plant the seeds of Christ' opportunities in that mardiage so really he was not serving Christ by doing that, was actually doing a disservice to everyone involved) I swear to baby Jesus himself I would've barred the door to him and his wife WITH MY LEG if necessary. He could've posted a profike photo of my leg sticking out of my wedding dress blocking his entrance. What a jerk.
I've actually heard the 'singing' thing work out astoundingly well - the bride and her bridesmaids were all professionals though, and the flower girl's little piping voice chiming in "LOVE" as they walked was truly adorable. (Think that's likely the exception to the rule though, lol, I can imagine that going bad in ALLL kinds of cringy ways!)
I am sorry but a freaking pastor has no business discussing his sex life at someone's wedding would he do it in the middle of church that is so creepy and bravo to the best man who swiped the dad's embarrassing speech LOL
My mum used to be a chef caterer, and if she didnt have to serve alcohol i was allowed to come work with her. This one wedding was at a campsite hall and we were waiting for the wedding party to finish photos on a dock not too far from the hall. The reception was half inside half outside, outside tables being 3 long dinner tables. We were waiting forever for the party to finish photos, they probably took an hour just on this stupid dock. When they finally arrived at the reception the MOB started yelling at my mom off and on for the rest of the reception because we "werent serving right" and that there wasnt enough food when they overshot their guest list. I left early because i was 13 at the time but the MOB tipped all of the servers except my mom, the coodinator of the catering.
Not particularly cringy nor the bride and groom but I wanna share it lol. It was my first and only wedding and I was very small and I barely remember. But some other kids and I went crazy. We lobbed water balloons at guests. Dropped them from the top of these huge stairs on guests. Left them in elevators. Tied them to the roof of the elevators so eventually they'd drop down on guests. I was the ring leader and dropped one on the bride. Well kinda. Just splashed her she was so chill about it even though she never found out it was me. One of my best memories lmfao
I was a maid of honour at my then best friends wedding. The issue wasn’t the bride, it was her SIL who was the nightmare of the evening. The couple had requested formal attire, not black nor white. The bride was a goth girl and chose a long black silk dress for their special day. SIL chose her dress the day before the wedding, and it’s a super short black dress that doesn’t even cover her butt. My friend said that she couldn’t wear that and that she could pick whatever as long as it isn’t black or white. Finally SIL relents after hours of them fighting through MIL (who has always taken SIL’s side. She’s very demeaning), however SIL won’t go down without commenting on what my then friend wore at her wedding - an event without a dress code, and she asked SIL if her clothes were okay and she said yes, but fk that! The day of the wedding comes and SIL shows up in her black dress and acts super passive aggressive toward the bride, a lot of really back handed comments regarding her being ugly, fat and a slob. Throughout the day SIL finds something to pout and slouch about, she literally acts like a cranky 5 year old. She interrupts the first dance. She took a piece out of their wedding cake before they had any. When they were opening gifts SIL first made a scene by complaining that she was purposefully left out from a wedding gift. She wasn’t - it literally said “from MIL, FIL, BIL and SIL”. She got red in the face and started muttering. It was when they got a stay at a hotel for the night, that’s when SIL starts screaming and shouting that it was unfair, that she didn’t receive that when she got married. That it wasn’t deserved. She stormed of throwing a massive tantrum. I’m glad that my then friend didn’t hear all of the verbal abuse SIL threw at her that day. It’s a shame that we’re no longer friends, but she decided that I’m a horrible person for not supporting the genocide in Palestine. That’s literally what ended 7 years as best friends. I still wish her all the best though.
My sister in law's friend WAILED at the top of her voice throughout the ceremony. She howled like she was watching Old Yeller get shot. Pretty much ruined it for my SIL, who kept glaring at her.
I remember when I was just a kid. Possibly single digit age. I was taken to a wedding and reception that was held in the curling rink at the Rec Centre and food was catered by KFC. As a child, I was so happy for my favorite food
Wait, someone edited LMFAO's Shots by bleeping out the word "shots" and played it at their wedding? Why even bother playing that song if you're gonna have a dry wedding? For the record, there's nothing wrong with a dry wedding. But dont make it super tacky and/or draw attention to the fact that there's no booze.
@Pragya Bhushan whenever I hear the saying "happy wife, happy life". I think to myself- Why do I have to keep someone else happy, or they'll make my life miserable? It's not my responsibility to keep another person in a blissful state. That's on them. I've got my own bullshyte to contend with.
This is why I’m only planning on a small scale wedding when I get married to my fiancé. I hate the idea you have to advertise your marriage to hundreds of people. Just invite your close friends and family. No need to go the whole nine yards.
1. The ex-wife should not have been there. 2. An aunt or grandma or anyone else could have done it. 3. The bride should have told the photographer. 4. No one should have the ex-wife wearing matching robes (except I'd bet everything the daughter said "match us", in which case the mom/ex should have said no honey. It's your day with them.) Etc. On and on. It was all wrong and everyone is a screw up except the daughter.
The bride, very obese, wore a low cut strapless long white gown. The groom wore dress pants, an untucked shirt, no tie and work boots and stood with his hands in his pockets for the whole ceremony. The kissed a very long sloppy kiss then the bride grinned at the guests and her brown and missing toothed smile was very triumphant. Groom had complained frequently that the bride was really applying pressure to get married. They were both very nice people but...no class...sigh.
My aunt fell down the stairs of the building we had the reception party at. It was the end of the night though so luckily it didn't spoil anything. My aunt was okay, but all I remember is trying not to fucking die laughing while my mum, sister and my other aunt were scrambling to get her up.
walks down the aisle, at the back of the garden I see two Paramedics running with a stretcher and my dad squeezing my hand whispering: "that's not of your god damn business, let them to take care of it. " What happened was that one of our older guests got a heart attack and almost died at ceremony. Was saved by the private ambulance. Ever since then, when my wife tells me that I'm overthinking, I just do the siren noise.
At my cousins wedding, there was a limo bus, I went with the grooms men (I was like 15 or 16) and then because the bridal party drank all the champagne we stopped and did a beer run, so I’m passing cans of bud light to the other guys. One was still in my hand and my cousins soon to be husband said I could drink it. The wedding was nice and then the reception was fun until a fight broke out among other guests.
The bouquet/garter toss thing is probably less because it's outdated or people don't want to get married, and more that previous generations make such a big deal out of it and actually believe in it to the point of pressuring the kids nonstop.
So my cousin married her husband and his parents are terrible and wouldn’t give them any kind of love or support, thankfully my aunt and uncle completely adore him. In our religion young men generally do two year missionary service. Anyway the groom was on a mission and had mental health issues that required him to come home early, there was no issue with Him and the church, he is and was still considered in good standing with the church. Anyways Bride and Groom have a beautiful wedding that my uncle officiates, the grooms family have always considered the groom a failure and a disappointment for having a mental health crisis. Anyways during the reception the grooms father can’t bring himself to say anything positive about their son
My wife went to her cousins wedding in Hawaii when they arrived they were told they had to help set up they laughed and walked to the nearest bar instead.
9:17 these reddit threads are so full of content that makes you hope that the story you just read/heard was actually just some people messing with the author. You hope that, yes, but rarely do you believe it. This one is a real cake taker on that front.
If I were that groom sitting alone watching his wife flirt with another guy and sitting on his lap, I would have turned that reception into an annulment party real quick.
Agreed!! That's some BS right there!!
and her being drunk is no good excuse for flirting with someone while your poor groom sits alone watching did he say the marriage did not last long I forgot already she obviously did not care for him she would never hurt him like that if she did drunk or not she knew what she was doing when she did it and she kept drinking and flirting I would never get so drunk that I would hurt someone I claimed to love
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That's probably one of the moments where the guy just has to walk out, I wouldn't be surprised if there was some cheating before that.
"I made him waffles once." I'll never forget that man and I wasn't even there!
"Da Bomb!" scarcely begins to describe him. 👍
Hopefully he gave his son the recipe so he can make them for his wife
The depth and breadth of Uncle's pun escaped even the narrator of that tale.
Ok am I the only one who thought it was cruel to put the ex wife there, and put her in a bridesmaid’s dress? It’s like they only had her there to mock her.
Why did the ex wife even go though weird all round
While yes the dress part is weird but having her there isn't. Like the poster said to keep an eye on the child. Perhaps the child misbehaves a lot or is special needs. Maybe the ex is a real piece of work or even said I wont do this unless I have a dress. A lot of variables can be at hand here. Its amazing how people jump to conclusions without even knowing aa fraction of the details.
@@PurpleBunnySlippers I don't know- mother-of-flower-girl may be close enough to the wedding party and the dress is a peace offering. I feel like people assumed the bride was being mean when that may not have been the case.
@@PurpleBunnySlippers why would you automatically label the child talk about jumping to conclusions
@@TheFakeyCakeMaker no she went to take care of the daughter who was in the wedding I believe and actually some exes remain on good terms
Funny not cringey, but I'm sharing it anyway. My mom was laughed at by her doctor when she asked for birth control at 17 because she had really bad issues with her uterus that causes infertility. At 23 she met my dad and she told my dad she was infertile. Then she got pregant with my older sister while they were dating. My dad proposed. My dad broke his leg a little before the wedding. My mom never wanted a big wedding so they just went in plains clothes to the courthouses for their marriage license.
Well the day they went to the court house to get their marriage license, in walked my very pregant mother and my father with a cane and leg brace. My mom loves to tell the story and likes to say it looked like he got her pregnant and she broke his leg so he couldn't escape.
That's really sweet and funny!
I guess she wasn't so infertile after all
That last sentence is how I'd tell the story if I were you. Not around your parents, of course.
That is adorable, and the kind of joke couples have who understand that humor makes some really hard things a "funny" part of your love story years later once you've gone through so much more through the years. 😊
That made me laugh. May they have many happy years together.
definetly not cringy but this reminded me of when we went to a family friend’s wedding and when the bride threw the bouquet out of nowhere this speedy little 7ish year old child runs in and takes it before any of the ladies could grab it. he then turned around and gave it to one of the girls, it was a nice dave little dude
That’s really sweet ^^
That's just adorable
Meme Juice Aww LOL
That is adorable and hilarious.
Little dude was like The Flash.
That uncle is a true hero
I agree most of these are cringey as heck, but that one where the guests watched a livestream of the bride and groom looking for each other actually sounds kind of cute.
"HE'S BEHIND YOU!" no
I want to know the little dance they did.
I've been to a couple of doozies but this one is my favourite.
I went to a wedding about 25 years ago with my then bf. The wedding was for one of his school friends who he hadn't seen since finishing high school nearly 10 years earlier. They had run into each other a couple of weeks before the wedding and the groom begged him to come.
The ceremony was in a literal swamp, in a local wetlands preserve. We were eaten alive by mosquitos during the hour wait for the bride to arrive.
She turned up in a jeans and a t-shirt, looking like she just rolled out of her trailer after a big night out. Groom was wearing an ill fitting, thrift store suit, but at least he had attempted to look the part. The groom asked what had happened to her dress, and she snapped at him to shut up about it. She broke the zipper trying to squeeze herself into it after all that stress eating she had partaken while planning such a spectacular, high class wedding. Then ripped it apart in a fit of rage.
The reception was held at a $5 all you can eat restaurant, where the guests had to pay for their own meals. As we sat pushing the disgusting food around our plates to avoid actually eating it, the bride came around with a clipboard and the list of gifts she wanted, and asked everyone to pick out what we were going to buy her. Mind you, she was not asking each couple to gift her something, she expected each individual to buy her a present from her list.
The cheapest thing on the list was a $500 blender. Every item listed had all the details of which exact product it was and a price. The list contained hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of items.
Feeling rather ticked off by this point, I told her I'd buy her the $10,000 TV, knowing there's no way in hell that was ever going to happen.
Skip forward about a year. I'm no longer with that bf and I run into this loony bride at the supermarket. She recognized me and charges right up and demands to know when I'll be dropping off her TV.
When I get home, I call my ex and tell him all about it. We both had a good laugh and he tells me he had bumped into the groom about a month ago and they were not even together anymore. He had walked in on her, in bed with her stepfather 2 days after the wedding!
Smackpoint GPSs Stepfather EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW LOL
More twists then a twisty thing
Went to a wedding where the couples first dance was to Michael Jackson The Way You Make Me Feel and it was choreographed and that was kinda cute until the groom tears away the full skirt part of the wedding dress to reveal a short poofy skirt the bride is wearing underneath, he whips the discarded piece of dress away in time with the music and sends the wedding cake toppling over the back of the table- we were all laughing so hard we had to leave the reception room because they were so into it they hadn’t noticed a damn thing had gone wrong.
That’s hilarious.
Shame the cake got wrecked though.
Sounds like a fun wedding
@@okie3924 it was fantastic and nobody cared about the cake they were having a great time best wedding I've been to
I finally have one too!
So two friends of mine married and at the reception her brides maids said they made a little video for the two of them. A few days before the wedding, the maid of honor was asking us all to give her some pictures of the groom and bride (for the video). We did.
We never saw the finished film before though.
The "film" was an automatic google drive slide show with NO MUSIC. My boyfriend kind of jumped to the rescue and played some music in the background to make it less awkward. But the pictures were ALL about the bride and her life before she even met the groom. It was photos from clubbing, weird selfies from facebook and even photos with some strange dudes noone knew. There were even pictures of the wedding from one of her bride maids! So basically we stood (yes, they wanted us to stand for this) there for entire 23 minutes and watched the 5 girls all go "aww you're so pretty there" to each other, while the groom and the rest of the party was like: what the hell is that?
Even worse was, that the bride afterwards yelled at the groom for not thanking the girls for the kind gift. Even though it was only pictures of them partying...
Did it the right way. 9 people witnessed our wedding. Married in the chapel not in the main sanctuary of the church. Marriage lasted 37 years and only ended when she passed. Yes we did it right.
Bless you both, she was lucky to have you
My Sicilian Catholic cousin was getting married to a Jewish woman. The caterer contacted his father to confirm the menu. They didn't realize they are talking to the father not the groom. Dad orders tripe be added to the menu. At the reception dinner the bride's people got really upset about being served "unclean" food. Dad overheard the complaints. He mentioned that they had forgotten to have it on the menu. He took care of it when they called. His son tells him tripe isn't considered "clean" or kosher. That's why it wasn't ordered. Dad says I like it so I ordered it. Big pile of stink at the the reception!…
Back when I worked at a wedding venue, we had a booking for a reception only (ceremony was at church). Very religious families. Bride and groom were about 17. Bride was incredibly quiet and cried several times. Groom spent the whole night flirting with his best man.
I'm 100% positive that their families thought that this was going to be the best thing for both of them, but I just felt awful for those kids. They were in for a miserable life together.
Make long story short, just go with this ... our cat (yes, cat) walked me up the aisle and was the ring bearer (they were clipped to his leash and collar) I reached down to unclip them, he sauntered off and grabbed an open seat in the front row and laid down until it was time to go. Even the court clerk wanted a pic with him. My brother has nine photos of his sister's wedding ... none of them have his sister getting married in them, except for the hem of my dress in some of the background shots. Even the Florists stayed. Cat is a 23lb Maine Coon looks like Darth Vader, acts like a dog and stole the entire show. (No one cringed, just very few pics of wedding couple --- entire wedding album of Cat.)
That is the cutest thing I've ever heard!
I wonder if that truck stop wedding was at the world’s biggest truck stop in Iowa. That place is huge and I can see someone booking a wedding there 🤣
0:50 That's bull though, if the bride and groom want to do the bouquet toss, just participate fully - don't step back and refuse to touch the flowers/garter as if they're poisonous. It's a superstition, and if you don't want to get married then you won't. Beauty of the 21st century
Exactly. Kids in my family always participate in these events (The boys don't ever catch the garter though lmao, but they're allowed to try). And I've been playfully trying to get the bouquet since I was four. It's just a fun thing that doesn't necessarily mean Jack shit, just that we all get to trample each other in pretty clothes for an item lmao
@@maddiewhatever441 My family has done the same thing. It always makes it fun, and if a kid does catch it, the adults say something along the lines of "It'll come true in ten years!" Just to keep it all light hearted.
DirtyPrancing right there is no rule you have to get married but sheesh don't be a party pooper
oh stfu. People shouldn't b forced to do shit. You said it, it's just a superstition so why do people start crying about such stupid and little things? If it's just an insignificant thing as you people say, why even bother?
@@re-gal7949 nobody is forcing you. Get your panties out of a bunch.
Where to begin.
I was a bridesmaid in my sister's wedding, and the maid of honor-her best high school friend-got plastered off fireball and gave the cringiest maid of honor speech ever. She went on about how she and my sister are "a packaged deal; if he gets [my sister], he gets [drunk maid of honor] too" as well as some other really inappropriate comments. It was so awkward that everyone in the room was trying to hide their "wtf" expressions, and my sister wound up never speaking to her again.
At my own wedding, my grandpa thought it would be funny to cut in during the father/daughter dance and then stuck a dollar bill in my hand.
My cousin married a living trashbag who wore a strapless dress while her back was covered in really gross-looking old bandages. The reception was at a dive bar where trash bag stood up on a stage and proceeded to grind on what could only be stripper poles, in front of everyone including my mortified grandmother. They are no longer together.
That isn’t cringe,
THATS A NIGHTMARE
The dude that swiped the speech at around 17:25 is an absolute legend
i picture the Father of the Bride to be one of those boring lawyer types that has absolutely zero sense of humor
"My friend got pregnant at 20 by a piece of crap guy so they got married -
It was me"
For those that don't speak Dutch: "stukje" means little piece (literally). So they wanted to do a bit/piece/something for the wedding.
My kid's first steps
My other kid's first words
My sex life with my wife
One of these things is not like the other.
Nonexistent?
one of these things led to the others
Catholic wedding where the priest complains about how the wedding made HIM miss the Popes visit, instead of just doing the vows. Cringe, you self-centered ass. They booked the date six months ago! I would have changed my church after that!
I went to a wedding and was forced to participate in the bouquet toss almost all of backed away once it was in the air on the other hand most of the guys fought for the garter
Why would you all stand up if you were just going to back away and embarrass the bride?
@@DirtyPrancing they legit said in their comment that they were forced to lmao
Why would you do that? It is just a superstition, you’re not going to get married just cuz you got the bouquet. Why embarrass the bride on her wedding for something that silly?
@@PrisGallicchio because I was FORCED after saying no
@@DirtyPrancing I was FORCED to participate after saying no
The only remotely "cringy" thing that happened at the two weddings I went to recently were:
- At my stepbrother's wedding, my dad got up and said a little something about my stepmom, the groom's mom, that died about half a year before.
- At my sister's wedding (same-sex wedding), my now sister-in-law's stepdad I think, put his hand against an electric fence for support for a photo.
Not very cringy though...
That last one sure is…shocking.
In all seriousness, hope the new FIL was ok.
@@beastmaster0934 I think he is now...
It sounds to me like the first one was authentic emotion being expressed.
That's not cringe, at least in this case.
Kudos to your dad.
The singing Carey Underwood one was funny asf 😂
My dad's wedding to his 2nd wife was damn awkward. All through the ceremony, my brother was in the middle of a really intense temper tantrum. He screamed/cried the whole place down. And on top of that, my dad was awkwardly wearing a kilt.* Thank God they're divorced now, phew!!! 🤗
*We're not even Scottish.
Honestly the little scene of the bride and groom trying to find each other is a little cute
Someone licked my moms wedding cake and proceeded to ask if it was real 😶😶
I-uhh what the actual fuckery is that
Lord... They should've been charged that guy for licking the cake.
As someone who always hated the archaic flower toss, When I got married I called it "Good wishes from us", and the bouquet turned into five small bouquets as it flew through the air. HUGE hit! We only did the garter as my then husband's best man REALLY wanted it, lol. Husband made sure he got it. He then wore it to a bar, (as a armband) hoping to get lucky, I guess.
very creative and good idea. I would do that too if I get married.
How can you censor "shots" from the song? Does it beep instead? Is there a silence? I need answers to these unimportant questions.
The person that swiped the speech from the father is my kind of person
The first story... As a Mexican it i pretty common, even when I was 15 I would participate in the bouquet toss... I don't see how it's outdated lol
Yeah, nor do I.
It's not outdated just because you personally don't want to do it. Lol
And it is just a funny silly joke! Like, you are not actually going to get married just cuz you got it so why would you choose to embarrass the bride like that?? This is rude behavior
@@rheinhartsilvento2576 you can participate one time for the bride you claim to care for
@@aprilgosa5779 Umm....what? You're not very clear.
@@rheinhartsilvento2576 shes saying that even if you don't plan on marriage do it once for her to make it less awkward.
I made him waffles once 😂😂😂😂😂😂
My sister got married a few weeks ago. She and her fiancée had planned to get married in September but COVID wrecked those plans, so they planned for the following September.. all of a sudden maybe 3 weeks ago she tells me that they're getting eloped next week because they're sick and tired of waiting. My mother and I were the only guests (because they needed witnesses) and we set up a FB live and Zoom call for everyone else. It wasn't until the live went up that we found out that she never told our older sister who lives in a different province. She hasn't even spoken to us since.
In Afghan (mordan weddings) the music is always sooooooo incredibly loud the entire night. They NEVER slow it down a while. U cannot hear anything.
If u work in wedding industries u will likely go deaf
So, I live in southern Mississippi and I am tempted to watch this again just to get make a comment that has timestamps of each story made me go, "Damn. It sounds like they're from here." LOL
The grandmother that got cake in the face was too funny. Gosh I'm immature
I just hope she had a good sense of humor and laughed it off!
My husband and I are going to Italy next year and he's like we should just tell people we got married in Italy so we look cool. Lol. We won't have any wedding photos hon.
My wedding was pretty cringe. I was 20 & in the throes of borderline personality disorder. Ex-husband alternated between promising to take care of me & reminding me that he was the only one that would put up with my constant drama.
Wedding happens, reception rolls round, & I spend the entire evening getting drunk with my friends, hiding from my husband in the hotel gardens & avoiding his family. Everyone on my side had an absolute blast. I stayed in the marital home for less than a year before moving back in with my parents & getting divorced, lol.
Don't get married/have kids before you're 25. Chances are that you'll feel hella differently once your prefrontal cortex has fully developed & you're no longer an adolescent.
Jokes on y’all, we’re in Soviet Russia: all seats belong to government. Straight to Gulag with you.
My aunt and uncle were from different organized religions and I guess couldn’t decide which to go with so there was a three hour ceremony for uncle church then his side left and her side came in and there was another three hour ceremony. So the wedding was from 9-4 and we were all just sitting in the church pews.
Mutual friends were required to stay the whole time and their dinner reception was from 8pm-whenever and I learned years later that the bride was pissed that no one brought kids because they bought a huge candy bar that none of the adults touched
And folks that is why you have a flask of your favorite alcohol and/or juice in your purse. So you can enjoy better these situations. By Cuthulhu, what a trainwreck are these weddings! hahahaha
"I made him waffles once", if I am forced to give a speech I will steal this one.
THE VERY FIRST POST WAS MY SISTERS WEDDING I S2G LMAOOO wish I could post a picture of the cake on TH-cam for proof. My girlfriend and I still talk about my sister's wedding to this day. Gotta find that redditor!
One of my cousins had their wedding and reception in a rented circus tent in the groom's mother's back yard. The vows felt a lot like they were settling for each other because they liked drinking together. During the ceremony caterers were bringing in kegs and being loud. After the ceremony everyone in the bridal party turned the reception into a huge drinking party that turned violent. The grandparents left as soon as they all started drinking and so did my family. We heard later that everything in the tent got destroyed or somehow broken as they stayed there all night partying. Cops almost ended up involved but they decided not to bother with it. My siblings and I vowed to never get married in a circus tent after that.
i died laughing at the James Bond one
When my cousin got married at the end of the ceremony the bishop handed her new husband the marriage certificate and said here is the deed to your property.
I think the looking for each other thing is cute idk
22:19 you know what that wedding sounds iconic. Like maybe it should’ve been a smaller pre or post wedding ceremony with only people from the subculture but they made a custom ceremony they loved that was meaningful to them and didn’t exclude family on the assumption they’d be judgmental
Tip for the guys wanting to avoid the garter. It always comes after the bouquet toss. Once that starts, duck out for 5 minutes. Unless you're a groomsman nobody will even notice.
The bouquet getting run over in the McDonald's parking lot xD
Idk how anyone can compare tossing the bouquet to tossing the garter. One is sanitary, the other is NOT. I wouldn't go ten feet near someone's garter but I'd dogpile for the bouquet (because it's actually kinda fun when no one really cares and just wants to laugh).
9:42 Jesus lord this one made me feel physically sick. That's the most depressingly boring thing I have ever heard
how does everyone who leaves their guests waiting do it in the south or in california in the bright sun with no shade etc
To the best man who stole the speech, you're a legend and you did absolutely the right thing.
I was at my second cousin's wedding. Her father for whatever reason to take time to acknowledge the oldest member of each part of the family and calling them the patriarch or matriarch of their family.. One of the stupidest, cringest things I witnessed. My aunt may be the oldest member of the Milan family but I did not view as a the leader of my family.
19:37 - I don't get it, what's so cringey about this one?
17:30 Good on OP. He really just prevented the groom from both getting a royal reaming and feeling like a massive dickhead, as well as preventing the dad from making an asshole out of himself.
The wedding was in an art museum. The priest wasn’t even a priest but a guy the groom went to high school with. The “priest” if you want to call him that literally said and I quote “by the limited power vested in me” and not mention he didn’t even read quotes from The Bible, the food was atrocious, and lastly the music wasn’t something anybody could dance to.
officiant. The word you're looking for is officiant.
The first one was hilarious!!😂
I too, want to upvote the Best Man who swiped the Bride's speech and kept him from ruining a good evening. You Sir, rocked!
Why was the pastor that refused to do the wedding even invited? I would have uninvited him in a heartbeat. After his childishness ( by refusing to marry them he was basically turning down any future 'plant the seeds of Christ' opportunities in that mardiage so really he was not serving Christ by doing that, was actually doing a disservice to everyone involved) I swear to baby Jesus himself I would've barred the door to him and his wife WITH MY LEG if necessary. He could've posted a profike photo of my leg sticking out of my wedding dress blocking his entrance. What a jerk.
My spine and musculature can only take so much.
13:47
As a guy who likes macaroni and cheese and hates mashed potatoes, I’d be absolutely PISSED!
I've actually heard the 'singing' thing work out astoundingly well - the bride and her bridesmaids were all professionals though, and the flower girl's little piping voice chiming in "LOVE" as they walked was truly adorable. (Think that's likely the exception to the rule though, lol, I can imagine that going bad in ALLL kinds of cringy ways!)
I am sorry but a freaking pastor has no business discussing his sex life at someone's wedding would he do it in the middle of church that is so creepy and bravo to the best man who swiped the dad's embarrassing speech LOL
My mum used to be a chef caterer, and if she didnt have to serve alcohol i was allowed to come work with her. This one wedding was at a campsite hall and we were waiting for the wedding party to finish photos on a dock not too far from the hall. The reception was half inside half outside, outside tables being 3 long dinner tables. We were waiting forever for the party to finish photos, they probably took an hour just on this stupid dock. When they finally arrived at the reception the MOB started yelling at my mom off and on for the rest of the reception because we "werent serving right" and that there wasnt enough food when they overshot their guest list. I left early because i was 13 at the time but the MOB tipped all of the servers except my mom, the coodinator of the catering.
Not particularly cringy nor the bride and groom but I wanna share it lol.
It was my first and only wedding and I was very small and I barely remember. But some other kids and I went crazy. We lobbed water balloons at guests. Dropped them from the top of these huge stairs on guests. Left them in elevators. Tied them to the roof of the elevators so eventually they'd drop down on guests. I was the ring leader and dropped one on the bride. Well kinda. Just splashed her she was so chill about it even though she never found out it was me. One of my best memories lmfao
that is so funny.
I was a maid of honour at my then best friends wedding. The issue wasn’t the bride, it was her SIL who was the nightmare of the evening.
The couple had requested formal attire, not black nor white. The bride was a goth girl and chose a long black silk dress for their special day.
SIL chose her dress the day before the wedding, and it’s a super short black dress that doesn’t even cover her butt.
My friend said that she couldn’t wear that and that she could pick whatever as long as it isn’t black or white.
Finally SIL relents after hours of them fighting through MIL (who has always taken SIL’s side. She’s very demeaning), however SIL won’t go down without commenting on what my then friend wore at her wedding - an event without a dress code, and she asked SIL if her clothes were okay and she said yes, but fk that!
The day of the wedding comes and SIL shows up in her black dress and acts super passive aggressive toward the bride, a lot of really back handed comments regarding her being ugly, fat and a slob. Throughout the day SIL finds something to pout and slouch about, she literally acts like a cranky 5 year old.
She interrupts the first dance. She took a piece out of their wedding cake before they had any.
When they were opening gifts SIL first made a scene by complaining that she was purposefully left out from a wedding gift. She wasn’t - it literally said “from MIL, FIL, BIL and SIL”. She got red in the face and started muttering. It was when they got a stay at a hotel for the night, that’s when SIL starts screaming and shouting that it was unfair, that she didn’t receive that when she got married. That it wasn’t deserved. She stormed of throwing a massive tantrum.
I’m glad that my then friend didn’t hear all of the verbal abuse SIL threw at her that day. It’s a shame that we’re no longer friends, but she decided that I’m a horrible person for not supporting the genocide in Palestine. That’s literally what ended 7 years as best friends. I still wish her all the best though.
My sister in law's friend WAILED at the top of her voice throughout the ceremony. She howled like she was watching Old Yeller get shot. Pretty much ruined it for my SIL, who kept glaring at her.
The best man disposing of the speech. Best wingman ever! 😎
I've hated every wedding I've had to attend.
same here.
Honestly some of these are kinda cringey but I'm sure they'd be sweet to the couple themselves, and to be fair the wedding is for them
I remember when I was just a kid. Possibly single digit age. I was taken to a wedding and reception that was held in the curling rink at the Rec Centre and food was catered by KFC.
As a child, I was so happy for my favorite food
Wait, someone edited LMFAO's Shots by bleeping out the word "shots" and played it at their wedding? Why even bother playing that song if you're gonna have a dry wedding?
For the record, there's nothing wrong with a dry wedding. But dont make it super tacky and/or draw attention to the fact that there's no booze.
Nothing needs to happen for a wedding to be cringey. They just are. The entire ordeal is an over priced waste of time.
@Pragya Bhushan whenever I hear the saying "happy wife, happy life". I think to myself- Why do I have to keep someone else happy, or they'll make my life miserable? It's not my responsibility to keep another person in a blissful state. That's on them. I've got my own bullshyte to contend with.
This is why I’m only planning on a small scale wedding when I get married to my fiancé. I hate the idea you have to advertise your marriage to hundreds of people. Just invite your close friends and family. No need to go the whole nine yards.
@@justinpatterson5291 bros before hoes, Buddy.
@@yamato6114 I prefer "Games before Dames" I stopped dating 3 years ago. Now I keep myself entertained.
@Mikayla Kray there's no amount of excuse or reasoning to make me consider weddings as anything more than an expensive waste of time.
Never been this early to one of these videos
1. The ex-wife should not have been there. 2. An aunt or grandma or anyone else could have done it. 3. The bride should have told the photographer. 4. No one should have the ex-wife wearing matching robes (except I'd bet everything the daughter said "match us", in which case the mom/ex should have said no honey. It's your day with them.) Etc. On and on. It was all wrong and everyone is a screw up except the daughter.
The bride, very obese, wore a low cut strapless long white gown. The groom wore dress pants, an untucked shirt, no tie and work boots and stood with his hands in his pockets for the whole ceremony. The kissed a very long sloppy kiss then the bride grinned at the guests and her brown and missing toothed smile was very triumphant. Groom had complained frequently that the bride was really applying pressure to get married. They were both very nice people but...no class...sigh.
I wonder what was going through the pastor’s head while he was watching that wedding with the high mayor..
13:06 I actually LOLed IRL, funny stuff
My aunt fell down the stairs of the building we had the reception party at. It was the end of the night though so luckily it didn't spoil anything. My aunt was okay, but all I remember is trying not to fucking die laughing while my mum, sister and my other aunt were scrambling to get her up.
I’m in the wedding chair
walks down the aisle, at the back of the garden I see two Paramedics running with a stretcher and my dad squeezing my hand whispering: "that's not of your god damn business, let them to take care of it. "
What happened was that one of our older guests got a heart attack and almost died at ceremony. Was saved by the private ambulance.
Ever since then, when my wife tells me that I'm overthinking, I just do the siren noise.
At my cousins wedding, there was a limo bus, I went with the grooms men (I was like 15 or 16) and then because the bridal party drank all the champagne we stopped and did a beer run, so I’m passing cans of bud light to the other guys. One was still in my hand and my cousins soon to be husband said I could drink it. The wedding was nice and then the reception was fun until a fight broke out among other guests.
I did the robot dance at the end of the conga line!
My moms parents also did a stukje for the wedding. From wat my dad tells me, they were laughing the whole time and didn’t feel embarrassed
16:47 I love this story so much, good ending 😊
I was at a wedding where the groom danced with his sister to "sister christian" by night ranger
The bouquet/garter toss thing is probably less because it's outdated or people don't want to get married, and more that previous generations make such a big deal out of it and actually believe in it to the point of pressuring the kids nonstop.
So my cousin married her husband and his parents are terrible and wouldn’t give them any kind of love or support, thankfully my aunt and uncle completely adore him. In our religion young men generally do two year missionary service. Anyway the groom was on a mission and had mental health issues that required him to come home early, there was no issue with Him and the church, he is and was still considered in good standing with the church. Anyways Bride and Groom have a beautiful wedding that my uncle officiates, the grooms family have always considered the groom a failure and a disappointment for having a mental health crisis. Anyways during the reception the grooms father can’t bring himself to say anything positive about their son
My wife went to her cousins wedding in Hawaii when they arrived they were told they had to help set up they laughed and walked to the nearest bar instead.
Weddings are supposed to be romantic and classy not about what goes on in the bedroom Jeez
7:38 sorry this just a small bookmark for myself lol
First seat *taken.* 👀
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Damn. Now who's going comment first like they freakin 12?
9:17 these reddit threads are so full of content that makes you hope that the story you just read/heard was actually just some people messing with the author. You hope that, yes, but rarely do you believe it. This one is a real cake taker on that front.
22:50 yeah no on the sex lyrics but honestly the rest slaps
Yay finally an Indian wedding in this list!
I heard one or too in other videos.
@@unamed2516 Haven't seen any yet.
How's the James Bond one cringe it sounds fun
Second seat taken
The reception was at Chick-fil-A