Trying to Steal a Theft-Proof Car

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  • @Donut
    @Donut  3 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    To get a 1 year supply of Vitamin D + 5 individual travel packs FREE with your first purchase, go to athleticgreens.com/donut

    • @tobiasztr
      @tobiasztr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      E

    • @luleamaniac8451
      @luleamaniac8451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Can you do wrx/sti for next season for hi lo

    • @ls_812
      @ls_812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I hope these bots/scammers all have dead car batteries when they go to start their car today!

    • @acharyasujan
      @acharyasujan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jeremiah's Junk Garden

    • @FJB2020
      @FJB2020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Instead of shitty adverts... Have Jerry make custom recordings for peoples cars for $100 a pop.. That shit was hilarious..

  • @benoithardy6302
    @benoithardy6302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9513

    Would love to see the Lock Picking Lawyer have a go at this. All the security would be off in 2 minutes without any damage to anything lol

    • @Donut
      @Donut  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2669

      really could have used LPL's help on this one

    • @EN-nk4ii
      @EN-nk4ii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1289

      This is the Lock Picking Lawyer, and what I have for you today is my newly acquired car from Dount

    • @princeofrandom6734
      @princeofrandom6734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      to show u that it wasn't a fluke lets bla bla bla
      i do really love his personality xD

    • @OriginalSloMo
      @OriginalSloMo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      thought the same and had to check. he did it on a similar box and had it open in a few minutes. could probably have been seconds if he wasn't trying to show us how it is done xD
      Edit: Actually the exact same locktype, but without the hanging thing for the window: th-cam.com/video/XKg9qWiqMi4/w-d-xo.html
      I hope it is alright to paste his link

    • @wuggie88
      @wuggie88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It would fit a monday video for him too! would be a cool collaboration

  • @dangalow3793
    @dangalow3793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    I'm laughing tears from that car alarm. Lost it when I saw Jeremiah over in the corner laughing his ass off. Good show boys. Well done.

    • @Loebane
      @Loebane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Literal tears here too hahaha
      Also the voiceover reminded me of FilmCow

    • @therandomcat4695
      @therandomcat4695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fuging heck mate

    • @MyNameIsNidos
      @MyNameIsNidos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm at work right now and I'm crying, I haven't laughed that hard at a Donut video in a long time. I love these guys

    • @therandomcat4695
      @therandomcat4695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MyNameIsNidos fugin hell then right o

    • @samaran8949
      @samaran8949 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup had to blow my nose after that one. James did not look amused. Hats off to Max.

  • @caleblarsen5490
    @caleblarsen5490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    That car alarm is the hardest I've laughed in months. Thanks for the giggles guys. I needed it super bad today.

  • @foxhound042000
    @foxhound042000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1644

    The purpose of drilling out the lock is to destroy the pins inside the lock, once the pins are gone you can rotate the lock the open it. But apparently just getting a drill bit the size of the whole lock works as well LOL.

    • @darkchild130
      @darkchild130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Fucking bots need to chill out.

    • @pdtrjck8068
      @pdtrjck8068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      the one they drilled also could just be shimmed if i remembered right.

    • @yam9635
      @yam9635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@darkchild130 I report them as spam whenever they pop up on this channel

    • @musewolfman
      @musewolfman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      That is legit the strangest bot I've ever seen. Like, is it commercial spam or just a shitpost bot?

    • @ohanaross-roberts97
      @ohanaross-roberts97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@musewolfman yeah, it’s crazy to think someone programmed it. And wtf is the point or goal?

  • @christopherbuchanan6591
    @christopherbuchanan6591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    The car alarm is the hardest I've laughed at any content produced by Donut... and that is saying a lot. These guys are hilarious 😂

  • @jackham2549
    @jackham2549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    Funniest episode I've seen. Max deserves a raise. The custom car alarm had me laughing so I hard I to pause the video; tears from laughing.

  • @MrAngryThing13
    @MrAngryThing13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    That car alarm had me laughing so hard I almost couldn’t breathe! 😂

    • @sara_m
      @sara_m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I couldn't stop 😂

    • @biswojyoti1
      @biswojyoti1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that killed me, when they started the car i thought the episode was over.

    • @loneranger6460
      @loneranger6460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ya 😂😂 I'm doneee

    • @chrismarco17
      @chrismarco17 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was listening to the video while at work and I was crying while trying not to laugh super loud.

  • @johngavlick6479
    @johngavlick6479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    That Fart alarm had me on the floor laughing my ass off. Well done

    • @eTiMaGo
      @eTiMaGo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haven't belly-laughed this hard in a long time!

    • @trenthays7
      @trenthays7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m crying 😹

    • @StormRoxas
      @StormRoxas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love how specific Jerry got. No mistaking which car is the stolen one ahaha

    • @kyledehere6000
      @kyledehere6000 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol its by far the best vid

  • @jakewynn
    @jakewynn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    One oversight they made with the key locking device was how easy it was to remove from the car, this would mean the car is unusable for the owner. The thief could take it home to open it there.

    • @RetroTaylor94
      @RetroTaylor94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I thought about that. Like as a prank some kids could just steal the box and chuck it somewhere.

    • @MasicoreLord
      @MasicoreLord ปีที่แล้ว +5

      could also more likely be a spare key, so the owner probably has another set they normally use.

    • @chad5696
      @chad5696 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      If you use it for a spare key, it takes a few seconds and the thieves have a copy of your key by the end of the day, probably within 10 mins. It's a terrible design

    • @sushantmanandhar1387
      @sushantmanandhar1387 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Why do people keep their key in their car anyway? Just carry it yo

    • @howlingwolven
      @howlingwolven ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I drive a big truck and I have three keys. One stays on my keyring in my pocket, one lives in the ignition, and one’s hidden somewhere outside in case I forget the first one in the truck. That’s where a lockbox might come in handy.

  • @joe264
    @joe264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1405

    This might be one of the most perfectly executed fart jokes in TH-cam history

  • @stoneseabolt
    @stoneseabolt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    "This is the Lock Picking Lawyer, and what I have for you today is Nolan Sykes from Donut Media's Ford Mustang that I "borrowed" from the Donut Media parking lot. I'm going to take it back, lock it again, and then drive off in it a second time just to prove that it wasn't a fluke... Now that we have Nolan's Mustang we're going to go back and borrow Jeremiah's Lexus and Jobe's Money Pit BMW..." The crossover we never knew we needed...but we really do need it as badly as Spongebob needs water.

  • @csnipper524
    @csnipper524 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The fart alarm made me almost hit the damn curb laughing. By far the best anti theft system I've seen. People would actually notice it instead of ignoring it or helping the thief shut it off.

  • @jackbandit2114
    @jackbandit2114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    I'm a car thief and I found this video very helpful, thank you so much.

  • @killerdarkassassin
    @killerdarkassassin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    I love how Max's joke lasts throughout the video. I won't mind seeing him host sometimes

  • @ronmani9476
    @ronmani9476 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    love the "I can go pick up my kids" after getting the wheel lock off. example of good parenting.

  • @yam9635
    @yam9635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    I'll be sure to credit donut for the "how to drill out an antitheft club" knowledge in my arraignment.

    • @johnathansanders6402
      @johnathansanders6402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Funny thing, bolt-cutters on the steering wheel itself eliminates the club in 2 seconds

    • @matthewmondragon2074
      @matthewmondragon2074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@johnathansanders6402 also is a way of "thief me" sign

    • @doitynoid2790
      @doitynoid2790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@johnathansanders6402 thats what im saying lol. Ive been a bad dude in my late teens. Can confirm. But i havent done anything in 12 years. I hella learned my lesson vut still feel like a pos because ive stolen a bunch of cars people use to get to work and shit.

    • @TheChuyDewy
      @TheChuyDewy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hello my fellow quevedo

    • @yam9635
      @yam9635 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheChuyDewy hello! How are you where are you from

  • @JS-1983
    @JS-1983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    And when you use that steeringwheel to pedal lock and you have adjustable steeringwheel you have to remember to put steeringwheel so down and so close to dashboard as possible, otherwise it could be removed by adjusting steeringwheel...

    • @zakshah3480
      @zakshah3480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I didn't know this. Thanks for the PSA

    • @XINSURGENTX1
      @XINSURGENTX1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Pro tip: take a hacksaw to the steering wheel then bend the steering wheel to remove the club

    • @ali94hn
      @ali94hn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My steering wheel is always at the lowest position anyway hahah, but good point!

    • @brooksrohe7574
      @brooksrohe7574 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also the pedals if they’re adjustable

    • @galeaiken3841
      @galeaiken3841 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@XINSURGENTX1 hell yeah 30 seconds and done. Clubs are bigger waste of money than wheel lock lug nuts.

  • @ashg1997
    @ashg1997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Two of my favorite things are the skits and how they read the whole description of the product every time especially when its ridiculous lol

  • @AllThingsRiding
    @AllThingsRiding 3 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    I love how they are teaching us how to be criminals without teaching us how to be criminals

    • @ls_812
      @ls_812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tell me you used to be a criminal without telling me you're a former criminal

    • @soniajohnson6308
      @soniajohnson6308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Giving you an option that presents more challenge. Thieves don't want to spend too much time to increase the possibility of being caught

    • @soniajohnson6308
      @soniajohnson6308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't try this at home, disclaimer

    • @korumann
      @korumann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Except that there's much faster & quieter ways through most of these devices

    • @bartleskeet1623
      @bartleskeet1623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Everyone needs a good role model

  • @williamsmall8104
    @williamsmall8104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +959

    The car alarm had me in actual tears. I couldn’t stop laughing 😂

    • @HirokaAkita
      @HirokaAkita 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      If you think it well, that's a pretty both clever and stupid way to get rid from get your car robbed xDDDDD

    • @hypermite
      @hypermite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @steel7ded
      @steel7ded 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m suffering a headache from laughing

  • @samolsen92
    @samolsen92 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Pro tip, install the killswitch under the pleather cover of the stick so it's 100% obscured and can only be found by touch.

  • @mattperjes6173
    @mattperjes6173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    people who drive old civics:
    “write that down… WRITE THAT DOWN!”

    • @eyoboyeegaming1187
      @eyoboyeegaming1187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Actually… we now have a plug n play push to start button that makes it impossible to hotwire 😎😎

    • @airh3d534
      @airh3d534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Apparently key start Hyundais can be hot wired with ease

    • @cucuawe465
      @cucuawe465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@eyoboyeegaming1187 can't beat the good old tactic using a tow truck

    • @PlayerCZofficial
      @PlayerCZofficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      im looking for anti theft devices acually for my 99 civic lol

    • @advanceddarkness3
      @advanceddarkness3 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      A manual transmission is the best theft deterrent.

  • @TheJabroniJoe
    @TheJabroniJoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    jerry was beyond satisfied with the final alarm sound 😭😭

  • @Hunter-om9hh
    @Hunter-om9hh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    little tip for people who want to install kill switches: if your car has a leather cover under the shifter put it under the cover that way you would only be able to find it if you were told or installed it yourself

    • @ResetRouter
      @ResetRouter ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Except that after reading this, everyone knows now...

  • @ronaldmacdonald8667
    @ronaldmacdonald8667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2033

    There's an old Scottish saying:
    *"Locks will only stop an honest man."*

    • @maxpayne622
      @maxpayne622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      69th like

    • @lashen4129
      @lashen4129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yay I love seeing this unoriginal and super common saying posted on every comment section of similar videos every-time

    • @ronaldmacdonald8667
      @ronaldmacdonald8667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      @@lashen4129 "you're a sad strange little man"

    • @Nickeles020
      @Nickeles020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@lashen4129 Yay, i love seeing this unoriginal and super common bitterness.
      Just stfu dude.

    • @MrNeosantana
      @MrNeosantana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is stupid. Locks stop the idiots from getting in, and statistically speaking, the overwhelming majority of thieves are opportunistic idiots, and even if on the off chance you run across a GOOD thief, you're just making it harder for them.

  • @andyvernetti9060
    @andyvernetti9060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I love how proud and happy Jeremiah is of his VO alarm

  • @josmith213
    @josmith213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Some walmarts started chaining up wheels of tractor trailers that were parking overnight, so the drivers walked inside, bought battery powered grinders, and cut the chains off! Lol

    • @mikzpwnz_3199
      @mikzpwnz_3199 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Was that Punishment or just captive advertising?

    • @mcfarofinha134
      @mcfarofinha134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      to be fair, it did make them purchase something, so it did it's job

    • @xi4786
      @xi4786 ปีที่แล้ว

      All you need are bolt cutters

    • @nickpetralia223
      @nickpetralia223 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mcfarofinha134 true but the tires they stole are worth a hall of alot more than a $200 grinder.

    • @mrrodriguezHLP
      @mrrodriguezHLP ปีที่แล้ว +2

      100% they kept the receipt and returned the grinders.

  • @LtNduati
    @LtNduati 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2698

    I hate fart jokes, but this was executed so well I was in tears laughing - that was amazing

    • @kronos0848
      @kronos0848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Same

    • @matthewmondragon2074
      @matthewmondragon2074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Same, I'm not so fan of fart jokes, but this was so greatly excecuted that I was literaly drowing of laughing.

    • @elbamarg
      @elbamarg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Who does not think farts are funny? shame on you 😔 💨

    • @LtNduati
      @LtNduati 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@elbamarg Sorry to say it but I didn’t even find them funny a child and I’m 25 now, this one was hilarious

    • @elbamarg
      @elbamarg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@LtNduati im also 25 and i still fart and shake the blankets so my wife can smell them lolol

  • @helzapoppin9810
    @helzapoppin9810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    Easiest and cheapest anti-theft protection: just pop out the fuel pump relay when you leave the car.

    • @lucky889s9
      @lucky889s9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Out of the fusebox and carry it with you?

    • @JaredConnell
      @JaredConnell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@lucky889s9 ya that's literally the easiest thing ever!

    • @Handyman1199
      @Handyman1199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      or drive a car without a fuel pump, but a fuel c*ck instead XD

    • @TurboHappyCar
      @TurboHappyCar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I accidently did this to myself while troubleshooting. Pulled the relay, dropped it, forgot that I did, commenced troubleshooting on 2nd car. Removed the 2 relays I needed from 2nd car, put them back in my car, wouldn't start. Later realized it was actually 3 relays... the 2 I was testing with and the 1 that I dropped. So can confirm, very effective at preventing the car from starting. 😂

    • @efrenxd1243
      @efrenxd1243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TurboHappyCar 💀🤣

  • @seankrekel2452
    @seankrekel2452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    One of your best and funniest episodes. I love the genuine reactions to the alarm. You guys gotta do more surprises for the hosts!

  • @adamthompson4072
    @adamthompson4072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Damn, Nolan over here with the manly muscles ripping that boot right off

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      @__________1866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

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    • @ilham7345
      @ilham7345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      milk powa

  • @handsmcneil
    @handsmcneil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I had a 93 accord. Known probably best for how often theyre stolen. Got a club from autobone. Drove outta town to pick up a buddy for a 5+ hour road trip. The club lock jammed and wouldnt come off so I ended up using a hack saw his neighbor had to cut through it. Took like an hour. Great start to our trip lol

  • @SaKOTR
    @SaKOTR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    One advantage to having lived over on the West coast, was being able to have a Ravelco installed on my truck. It's an advanced killswitch that is hidden in your engine wiring, and has a separate cannon plug key. To this date I have yet to see a vehicle with one installed get stolen. Piece of mind while I lived close to the border. I'd put it up against Lockpickinglawyer lol

    • @CreepinCreeper01
      @CreepinCreeper01 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have seen a classic Ferrari with something like that. It was like a plug that the wire harness went into and had a big round key with like 60 pins to complete the connection

    • @SaKOTR
      @SaKOTR ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CreepinCreeper01 Yea couple grand install on those due to complexity. Was a little over $500 for my '21 F250 a couple years back, now I see its $700+. Yeesh. But it's worth it knowing I'll see my truck every morning. Catalytic Converter though....well...I cross fingers I did enough to prevent that lol. But I'll be the first in line if they create something that diverts battery power to electrify or super heat the cats when being tampered with lol

    • @gorkskoal9315
      @gorkskoal9315 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      LOL 2years later: I can see it now, this is the lockpickinglawyer and I "borrowed" a truck, from a user named SaKOTR who had a disc-ditarium 60 pin lock installed. I'm extremely familiar with these, the build quality was a little bellow average, but with this tool developed by bosnianbill and myself, I was, of course able to determine an attack to get it off quite easily, only committing about 6 felonies...

    • @SaKOTR
      @SaKOTR 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@gorkskoal9315 heck I’d love to see it 😄. Not sure where he is located. But I am traveling the states come 2026. I’d be down to let him use it for a vid if it wasn’t destructive. I’d laugh if he could do some McGuyver stuff with a paper clip. But if there was something simple, you’d think there would be something already on youtube about it 🤷‍♂️. I have seen guys try to pin it out and jump between pins with no success.

  • @oakenclient
    @oakenclient 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    I think this is the most James and Nolan thing they’ve ever done on the show.

    • @tati-anaroseee4316
      @tati-anaroseee4316 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fr😂any time they have to solve a problem it's comical to watch

  • @kingofstuff1732
    @kingofstuff1732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    Imagine if LPL was in the video?
    James: “so today, we have a special guest, the lock picking lawyer!”
    LPL:*pulls off last lock* As you can see this three pin desi-wait did you just start?”

    • @cristiticu
      @cristiticu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      what a wasted opportunity

    • @robertmyles9124
      @robertmyles9124 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cristiticu TH-cam won't monetize crossover videos. That's why crossovers of popular channels are few and far between.

    • @gorkskoal9315
      @gorkskoal9315 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@robertmyles9124 waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, oO why not wow!

  • @henningkemner1833
    @henningkemner1833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Almost pissed myself on the last one. How embarrassing that must be.

  • @derekrebel3384
    @derekrebel3384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    When Nolan also sits on a whoopsie cushion I was howling, when the alarm went off I was in tears.

  • @shawnburton6780
    @shawnburton6780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    60 minutes did an episode a long time ago on how ineffective ‘the club’ is. Take a handsaw to the steering wheel and you can have it off in 30seconds or less.

  • @Sniperboy5551
    @Sniperboy5551 ปีที่แล้ว

    That little melody sound that it makes when you insert the key into the ignition really brought me back to being a kid again.

  • @jamessizemore7103
    @jamessizemore7103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I’d love to see you guys do a series on flipping a car / trading up to a cool car.

    • @Partnerthedog
      @Partnerthedog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I bought and sold Old vans and would convert them into campers (for super cheap) like free mattress off Craigslist cheap. And I'd sell for profit and I went from having Nothing to my name to owning a 50,000$ vehicle just by buying and making camper vans. Its a good hussle. I put solar panels on them too, wood floors, get supplies from used discount building supply stores and stuff thats on sale lol.

    • @jamessizemore7103
      @jamessizemore7103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Partnerthedog that’s awesome!

    • @hitsugi12345678
      @hitsugi12345678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Have you ever watched the channel flying wheels? He does a series where he tries to flip a 400$ shit box to a Ferrari. If you haven’t I’d recommend watching it!

    • @arnaldoalegria2209
      @arnaldoalegria2209 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, Jobe should make that series

  • @gorillafacewastaken
    @gorillafacewastaken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    13:31 That's where I lost it in the conference room at my office with the overseas team giving a presentation

  • @Fools_Requiem
    @Fools_Requiem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I like the killswitch the most because it doesn't draw attention to your car by thieves and it will still make it difficult for thieves to up and steal it if they do choose to break in.
    Manual transmission is still the best theft deterrent device out there, though.

  • @_zr0
    @_zr0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I loved how the exhaust tip spins as you rev it 15:26

  • @Wreckz_Tea
    @Wreckz_Tea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    If lockpicking lawyer tried all of them the title would be something like "every anti-theft device on car defeated with a Whoopi cushion and a holographic Pokemon card"

    • @PACKERMAN2077
      @PACKERMAN2077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But it's not a whoopee cushion it actually is a toxic nerve agent that is released when assailants enter the vehicle....

    • @kylewitter2806
      @kylewitter2806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      r/suspiciouslyspecific

  • @hakimi6640
    @hakimi6640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    9:37 perfect album cover lol

  • @TheresOnly1Stef
    @TheresOnly1Stef 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    This might be the best and funniest D-List ever LOL! Who knew Jerry could be a bomb af FART CANNON LOLLLLLLl!!!!!!

  • @johnnycrash343
    @johnnycrash343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Y’all need to make the Jerry fart alarm downloadable to prank friends, so epic!!

    • @NeroVingian40
      @NeroVingian40 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Great minds think alike

  • @ArtturiSalmela
    @ArtturiSalmela 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:18 since the ratchet mechanism is spring loaded, I think you could just stick a shim in there to release it, much the same way you can with handcuffs.

  • @shortsandsupple
    @shortsandsupple 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I love James’s commitment to his skit/situation of getting to his kids performance. One of the funniest parts of an already W vid.

    • @ogmike6444
      @ogmike6444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      his dogs recital

  • @jasoncorley2658
    @jasoncorley2658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    That speaker was funny. Was literally laughing out loud.

  • @m.hendrix3339
    @m.hendrix3339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I learned this on a TV news report back in the day wheel the Club locks had been out for a few years . The quickest way to defeat the Club steering wheel lock evolved 2 things . 1. A hammer 2. A can of air that you use for cleaning electronics . You would shake the air can really well and then turn it upside down and spray all the contents straight into the lock . This will freeze the internals of the lock and then smack it with a hammer . It would have taken much less time than using the drill and changing the bits. You could have probably done the same with the clutch lock bar . Jay Leno said it best that the best car thief deterrent is a manual transmission !

  • @DaddyWarlocks
    @DaddyWarlocks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I feel like that lock box could be defeated by a powerful magnet.

  • @jamesmcrae5674
    @jamesmcrae5674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    “I just stole this car, dial 911” would have been a good recording.

    • @Seb-Storm
      @Seb-Storm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yeah, obviously for the lols they made it a joke sound but something like "this car is being robbed emergency someone call 911" should work

  • @nicolecherry3348
    @nicolecherry3348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:20 we have the same one for a parked car. You can just flip it over the other side is made of metal. If the rubber insulated side is on the brake pedal it's harder to get a bolt cutter in to cut it. Is harder to put on that way tho.

  • @robertmyles9124
    @robertmyles9124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I just love how y'all are gonna give away all the anti theft devices after y'all *literally broke every one of them*
    I also love the foreshadowing of the farting car alarm with the code for the box being "fart" and the whoopie cushions.

  • @MrMostdeaf
    @MrMostdeaf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This is hands down my favorite episode just for the sheer immaturity 🤣 Love you guys, love your podcast. Keep it juiced!

    • @hikarirose1826
      @hikarirose1826 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      AISURU.TOKYO/machiko?[Making-love🤗]
      (◠‿◕)💘18 years and over✿◉●•◦•°•
      *YOUTIBE: THIS IS FINE*
      *SOMEONE: SAYS "HECK"*
      *TH-cam: BE GONE*
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

  • @MinecraftPro97k
    @MinecraftPro97k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    11:51 Again. Love that chime.

  • @Conn0rKent
    @Conn0rKent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Probably my favorite D List episode yet.
    Cuz of the farts.

  • @prjndigo
    @prjndigo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    There are TWO final resorts after they've busted the club and found your kill switch. The alarm is nice but NOTHING beats a kill timer that emulates the lojack shutting her off.

    • @ChlorideCull
      @ChlorideCull 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I've always wanted to add a small board to the can bus of my car, which pretends to be sensors after a minute, making the car throw all kinds of errors on the dash and stopping the car.

    • @dankline9162
      @dankline9162 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Could also just install a fuel shut off valve to the fuel line, which would do the same thing. Car would start, but then stall. Set it up so you wouldn't need to open the hood though.

  • @sumelar
    @sumelar ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm glad they pointed out that security is about deterrent not impossibility. That's something a distressing amount of people don't realize.

  • @RattleCanShenanigans
    @RattleCanShenanigans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Big ups to whoever stashed the red Swingline stapler in the back seat of the Jetta because you are officially doing it right!

  • @jamesmccoy306
    @jamesmccoy306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    as for the window keypad, something important to keep in mind is that as they get old, they stop wanting to open. We have these at my job and there have been plenty of times where I had to call the owner to bring his key because the lock wouldn't open.

  • @zombiewarrior1290
    @zombiewarrior1290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    you know I'm glad to see you guys are having fun while making these videos

  • @itsomally5154
    @itsomally5154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I've actually had to break into my own before. My roommate closed my keys in my trunk and, my God was it a nightmare. Fortunately I didn't have to woody about Amazon anti-theft devices lol! Awesome video, you guys are great!

    • @itsomally5154
      @itsomally5154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why do I always have these ridiculous replies on my comments? 😑

    • @Partnerthedog
      @Partnerthedog 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@itsomally5154 i get the exact same ones its annoying.
      I've had to break into my old van i use to own it has the old school locks you pull and push up and down the little peg. I got it open using a small branch and a shoelace lol. The window has to be an inch cracked. But I tied the shoestring to the end of the small branch, and tied a slipknot on the other side dangling down. I got the loop over the lock and pulled the stick and it tightened up and pulled it open!! I did it more than once in that vehicle too. Funny, a stick and a shoestring...

    • @Partnerthedog
      @Partnerthedog 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like a Caveman could do that. Except I just realized they obviously didn't have shoes.

    • @ls_812
      @ls_812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@itsomally5154 we all need to keep reporting them

    • @itsomally5154
      @itsomally5154 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ls_812 Roger that, I'll be doing that from now on. This is getting old 🙄

  • @megashooter
    @megashooter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    @13:10 this has to be my favorite mod of all times. And the voice "attention the person driving this car farted really bad" this is seriously the best thing ever and i really hope i see this in real life NOW.

  • @JDRoblox
    @JDRoblox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    loved this video! such good content nowadays :)

  • @thththththththththt
    @thththththththththt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Just make an entire car from Amazon and wish parts at this stage

    • @youngmom5586
      @youngmom5586 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      AISURU.TOKYO/angelina 💞
      ( ˘ ³˘)👙 18 years and over
      TH-cam: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      TH-cam: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

    • @yam9635
      @yam9635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not even a bad idea, call it the lowest low

    • @thecarhistoryguy10
      @thecarhistoryguy10 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      thats what the jetta is for

    • @thththththththththt
      @thththththththththt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thecarhistoryguy10 Ye ik but a whole car from body kits to parts would be sick just the cheapest crap imaginable

  • @adamh9077
    @adamh9077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I don't think I've laughed this damn hard in along time. You guys just made my day. Much love 💯

  • @hmsquared8603
    @hmsquared8603 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how the actual car alarm went off AFTER you managed to get in and disable the kill switch.

  • @shaunfilby8026
    @shaunfilby8026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    For the killswitch you want to tie it to your fuel system, ideally fuel pump or fuel pump relay, to keep the car from being flooded and contaminating your oil or potentially hydrolocking

  • @dopebanga
    @dopebanga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Best Killswitch: hidden magnetic switch and your favorite magnet

    • @juliogonzo2718
      @juliogonzo2718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I saw one where owner had it hooked to the switch in the seatbelt buckle. It worked too they cranked it dead and left it. I gave him a boost and he started it with a screwdriver and drove it home. Nobody is going to put their seatbelt on punching an ignition.

    • @reinbeers5322
      @reinbeers5322 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@juliogonzo2718 That's risky though, someone might get the one robber that puts on the seatbelt.

    • @markgandy8832
      @markgandy8832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You could even go a step farther and put it on the passenger side. So even if the theif used their seatbelt, odds are they won't have a buddy that would too

  • @theatlantichomesteader1860
    @theatlantichomesteader1860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That has to be the hardest I have laughed in a very very long time. Thank you guys so much and keep it up.

  • @TJ-vh2ps
    @TJ-vh2ps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This has to be my favorite Donut episode ever! Hilarious and informative 10/10 would steal again!

  • @427cidpower
    @427cidpower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    You guys are in CA, you should have just left it in a bad area and let the local pro thieves at it...

    • @spaghetti7379
      @spaghetti7379 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's right! In Los Angeles, you just leave your car in the Hood and Wallaa! Gone!

  • @cgvoxakis
    @cgvoxakis 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how you gave some products a "thumbs up" even if you still were able to remove the device.

  • @drewkidd8330
    @drewkidd8330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    James: I CAN GO PICK UP MY KIDS!
    comedy gold

  • @agn728
    @agn728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I'd love to see a high end version of this where they get some premium products versus the cheap Amazon stuff haha

    • @cintaloren7472
      @cintaloren7472 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      AISURU.TOKYO/piit?[Have-Sex]💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*18 years and over
      TH-cam: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      TH-cam: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

  • @herbie_23
    @herbie_23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I think the kill switch would be an amazing anti-theft feature here in Italy, I don't think there are so many kill switch provided cars here...

    • @whiteglovewatches9908
      @whiteglovewatches9908 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They also make kill switches that are wireless so you can hide them in almost impossible to find places and keypad combo versions if you want to be all slick like Jason Statham in The Transporter (but those are easy to defeat).

  • @joshG1513
    @joshG1513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Ya'll will just never let myself, or any of us down!!! (unlike someones father...). I simply can't express how significant it was for me to explore that new 'Join' button, with the fear that I'd need to pay monthly now for yalls content.... to then relish and surge with euphoria brought into me as I learned otherwise. I whole heartedly support Donut Media's structure of what the monthly sub gets us, and then y'all choosing to keep the core golden content openly accessible!!

  • @iruxl4393
    @iruxl4393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:54 "I can go pick up my kid"😅 James back at it again!

    • @hikarirose1826
      @hikarirose1826 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      AISURU.TOKYO/machiko?[Making-love🤗]
      (◠‿◕)💘18 years and over✿◉●•◦•°•
      *YOUTIBE: THIS IS FINE*
      *SOMEONE: SAYS "HECK"*
      *TH-cam: BE GONE*
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

  • @theodorsonfors1391
    @theodorsonfors1391 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gotta say the video concept is genius on this one. This is a video I really did not know I wanted to see.

  • @D2Dev
    @D2Dev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    There really needed to be a LockPickingLawyer collab in this video. He woulda picked the lockbox in seconds!

  • @thomasweber4247
    @thomasweber4247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “This is the lockpicking lawyer”

  • @originalsusser
    @originalsusser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A secret to Club locks is to install them back to front across the top of the steering wheel so the keyhole faces the windscreen. This way the lock cannot be drilled out or removed with a slide hammer, this also defeats another weakness which is putting your feet onto the steering wheel & pulling at the handle hoping to break one of the hooks off. Something that happened to a friend when he returned to find his car missing & his Club lock minus one hook lying in the gutter

  • @rdizzle2050se
    @rdizzle2050se 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    James: "I'm definitely deterred"
    My brain: "lol you da-turd James?"

  • @RIGVEDPANDYAgs
    @RIGVEDPANDYAgs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    15:37
    the car farts
    no one-
    James-"Breath in and out"

  • @MakeItWithCalvin
    @MakeItWithCalvin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think with a lot of these products work on the visual deterrence factor, that said a skilled crook can defeat them super fast. Overall, the kill switch is the best since no one bats an eye at a car alarm but a car cranking draws a crowd so fast 🤔...

  • @MephieStopheles
    @MephieStopheles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    when trying to remove a cheap core from a cheap lock housing, I suggest a slide hammer.
    And for killswitches, maximum fun is to hook it up to the fuel pump instead of the starter: that way the thief gets a bit dont he road and then has to abandon the attention seeking stalled car that wont restart. If the car doesnt start up the first or second time, they'll look for the killswitch.

    • @n.mcneil4066
      @n.mcneil4066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It seems that whenever I install one of these devices I'm the one who gets locked out. I had a fuel shut off switch on one of my cars. I accidently bumped the switch on day. The next time I used the car it went about four blocks & stopped. I had it towed back home & the next day I found out the kill switch was on. And don't even mention how many folks couldn't stat their cars because of faulty or lost chip keys.

    • @aradia1379
      @aradia1379 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@n.mcneil4066 When I installed my fuel pump kill switch, I added a small lamp in series so that there was a visible indicator of when it was on or off.

    • @dubmob151
      @dubmob151 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@aradia1379 putting an interior siren in line would be fun also; if the hidden switch is open and in disable mode, the siren will blast in the ears of whoever's trying to start the car 🙃

    • @aradia1379
      @aradia1379 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dubmob151 Oh damn! I wouldn't want to annoy neighbors with that, but damn that would be satisfying. =)

    • @dubmob151
      @dubmob151 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aradia1379 that wouldn't annoy the neighbors since the siren is placed inside the car for maximum effect, and hopefully you remember to switch off the bypass before starting. 😉

  • @tw06le1
    @tw06le1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Nolan is literally the strongest boy ever!"

  • @Mr6saabs
    @Mr6saabs 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best one I have watched yet. Kudos to Max for the Audible Harassment Alarm… Very funny.

  • @leroyjethrogibbs
    @leroyjethrogibbs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ironically, pretty sure LPL already did a view on that window keypad lock by literally decoding it with some pressure release.

  • @carnerd9815
    @carnerd9815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    9:32
    James
    You just defeated Eminem BRO🔥🔥
    😂

  • @kinpin66
    @kinpin66 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMFG
    HOW DO I DOUBLE LIKE THIS FOR THE ENDING

  • @chadp363
    @chadp363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "I'm definatly deterred"
    Same James, same

    • @cintaloren7472
      @cintaloren7472 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      AISURU.TOKYO/piit?[Have-Sex]💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*18 years and over
      TH-cam: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      TH-cam: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

    • @cintaloren7472
      @cintaloren7472 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      AISURU.TOKYO/piit?[Have-Sex]💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*18 years and over
      TH-cam: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      TH-cam: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

  • @jmartinez5888
    @jmartinez5888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was wondering why Hershey squirts were coming out the muffler once they got it started!

  • @greenrhinofarms2830
    @greenrhinofarms2830 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the safety googles on the forehead while drilling metal shards

  • @aaront4494
    @aaront4494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Great episode, the custom car alarm was the icing on the cake 🎂

  • @terrydirks4441
    @terrydirks4441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I think I saw someone awhile back remove "The Club" by hacksawing through the steering wheel, and just slipping it off. I don't know if that's still an option today.

  • @MrWright85
    @MrWright85 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thumbs up for all the tests you guys have done, great work on reviewing the devices. And double thumbs up for the custom alarm, that is comedy gold!!