Got to say, now that I watched this video, I found out I'm going about committing war crimes in Minecraft the complete wrong way. Very Informative allowed me to check of my bucket list easier.
@@XxSanderMLGamerXx MLG refers to a specific genre of old meme, and MLG compilations were essentially a preview of what the average meme in 2024 would have been like
hbm nuclear tech mod includes pretty much everything you need to effectively commit every war crime, from white phosphorus to nukes to poison gas to guns you can use to shoot villagers with. This alone also greatly expands the list of possible war crimes. Add a few more mods like customnpcs and lost cities and set up a few basic nations to unlock those nation based categories as well. And because hbm also adds machinery like power plants and the ability to build a power grid, there is now civilian infrastructure you can attack too.
Except that isn't the full total. If you want to 100% minecraft war crimes, you gotta do it for every single seed. There's 18,446,744,073,709,551,616 possible seeds, so there's about 1,800,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (1.8 Nonillion war crimes). Which (pretty sure) you'd need to spend 9 * 10^19 years completing, so the universe will be dead before you do all the warcrimes
Actually, there are slightly less max war crimes since not every village has a church. Possibly other worldgen quirks would remove or add crimes here and there too, but at this point, we're making tanks out of basins anyway.
Good point! I shouldve mentioned this, but I chose not to include the woodland mansion because its just one building, and so I didn't really believe it was really a "settlement" like a pillager tower (it has tents) and a village
I was torn between including them, but I feel like piglins are more mob than humanoid creature, and woodland mansions is iffy but I didn't include them because I feel like since its just one building its not really a settlement
Now that a lot of people have mentioned it, Woodland Mansions probably should've made the list, I didn't add it because it's just one building. And Piglins seem more like a mob than a humanoid creature to me. They live in ruins, spawn in biomes, and don't really show any super-intelligent traits besides trading objects for shinier objects
I've got a world with the mod comes alive that gives villagers a more alive look and behaviour Let's say that, in order to get more people into my imaginary empire to get more taxes, I had to kidnap plenty of people by the method of "you want candy?" and then had them living in way better houses than they were before Dang, Im way too good with them, the only bad thing I do is taxes
7:02 forced birth is just birth, the baby doesn't get a choice in the matter Also the fact some states are outlawing abortion is that but for the parent too
Since the bastions are just ruins and they also spann in certain nether biomes I feel like they are more like a hostile mob instead of a war crimeable humanoid creature
@@calebtremor But it's a home that is actively inhabited, you can tell by the housing units. And piglins are more complex and less hostile than illagers....they aren't mindless monsters.
I think you might have overestimated villages and pillagers, maybe it would be helpful to take a sample of overworld and extrapolate from there? I'm sure chunkbase could help too!
I went based on spawning statistics I found online. According to that, Minecraft divides the overworld into squares of roughly 500x500 blocks and in each one of those squares there is a 50% chance for a village to spawn. If we divide the world into sections of 1000x1000 blocks the chances that there is at least one village in one of the 4 500x500 squares that make up one 1000x1000 section, is really high, around 95%
1:46 *shows 1945 and 1942 europe map* You should’ve show 1939 europe map with allies, because on map in the video the europe is somehow united (axis, allies).
I really enjoyed this. I found it really amusing. I wish I didn’t sound like a robot saying this. Seriously though, that bucket list joke was really 01100111 01101111 01101111 01100100.
I didn't really think about them, especially since they are not local to settlements. They are only in ruins and spawn in certain nether biomes. They feel more like just a spawnable mob instead of a humanoid enough creature
But does this account for the creation of new settlements for the purpose of doing more war crimes? Can you automate the crimes against humanity process in minecraft?
Fun speedrun category: fastest time to commit each one of the war crimes at least once
👀ill reach out to speedrun.com
warcrime%
Don't give them ideas...
Canada in WW1
Geneva suggestions
Nay. We must go further. GENEVA CHECKLIST
@Pyrotechn1cs Geneva demands
@@Ninjakiw1geneva-shmeneva
*commits war crimes*
Geneva new year's resolution
Old and overused
“Ferb, I Know What We’re Gonna Do Today”
If you wait for all the pillagers to break their bows and then kill them you are killing a surrendering enemy
Do their gear even take durability damage in vanilla?
@@OddWorldereryes
@@OddWorlderer Yup
Oooow that's a good one! That's dirty, I like it!
Canada: sounds like a good idea
Got to say, now that I watched this video, I found out I'm going about committing war crimes in Minecraft the complete wrong way.
Very Informative allowed me to check of my bucket list easier.
glad I could help
5:34
I expected you saying (skibidi, rizz, etc)
But saying (MLG, 360 no scope)
Made me feel old
I am chronically online but I just couldn't let myself say those words out loud, so I had to go with the classics
@@calebtremor Fun fact: in middle school, one of my teachers actually tried to ban the meme "yee"
MLG isn't a brainrot word
@@XxSanderMLGamerXx MLG refers to a specific genre of old meme, and MLG compilations were essentially a preview of what the average meme in 2024 would have been like
@@An_Hero I know what MLG is, I'm not stupid
66.6 billion crimes?that number is a bit unholy for sure
its fitting
Epic algorithm pull.
Just a disclaimer this was all in Minecraft so he technically did nothing wrong.
Thank you, now the UN is off my back
Instructions unclear; my lingering wither potion chambers got busted by the villager soviets
you might start a cold war and develop bigger more lethal weapons
Ok now this is epic
Oh yeah boooyaaa
Creative mode players when they see a village
hbm nuclear tech mod includes pretty much everything you need to effectively commit every war crime, from white phosphorus to nukes to poison gas to guns you can use to shoot villagers with. This alone also greatly expands the list of possible war crimes. Add a few more mods like customnpcs and lost cities and set up a few basic nations to unlock those nation based categories as well.
And because hbm also adds machinery like power plants and the ability to build a power grid, there is now civilian infrastructure you can attack too.
might have to get that mod
Except that isn't the full total. If you want to 100% minecraft war crimes, you gotta do it for every single seed. There's 18,446,744,073,709,551,616 possible seeds, so there's about 1,800,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (1.8 Nonillion war crimes). Which (pretty sure) you'd need to spend 9 * 10^19 years completing, so the universe will be dead before you do all the warcrimes
I'd get it done before Christmas, I'm just built different
@@calebtremor damn brother
@@calebtremor did you get it done?
The banana for scale was very helpful!
thank you I tried to help people visualize it better
*flash backs to when I was a kid and would specifically make new flat worlds just to destroy villages and stuff like that*
Actually, there are slightly less max war crimes since not every village has a church.
Possibly other worldgen quirks would remove or add crimes here and there too, but at this point, we're making tanks out of basins anyway.
true good point, however, each village can have a cleric and so whatever building that cleric lives in could be considered a church
@calebtremor Not quite.
You need a Brewing Stand for a villager to be a Cleric, which only spawn in churches.
6:14 for d) you need to spawnproof the area around pillager outposts so they can't spawn
that could work
But wait, there's more!
*points to the piglins
Oh no. XD
Definition of underrated
is it possible to war crime a woodland mansion?
Yes you can kill the alloys :P
Good point! I shouldve mentioned this, but I chose not to include the woodland mansion because its just one building, and so I didn't really believe it was really a "settlement" like a pillager tower (it has tents) and a village
"as someone who has taken a history class" 💀
thank god minecraft is just a game and I cant be judged on any of those aspects
The Geneva Checklist
The piglins could probably also count as a group, also what about woodland mansions?
I was torn between including them, but I feel like piglins are more mob than humanoid creature, and woodland mansions is iffy but I didn't include them because I feel like since its just one building its not really a settlement
Woodland mansions should have been brought up
And piglins
Now that a lot of people have mentioned it, Woodland Mansions probably should've made the list, I didn't add it because it's just one building. And Piglins seem more like a mob than a humanoid creature to me. They live in ruins, spawn in biomes, and don't really show any super-intelligent traits besides trading objects for shinier objects
That sounds like a great date idea.
How to play Minecraft to achieve a "getting into CIA's watch list" speedrun record
Sadly I cant play that category because I'm most definitely already on that watchlist
WE OPENING PRIVATE BROWSING WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥
Amazing guide, i have been sentenced to 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years in prison.
Ah, so that’s when the tragedy of Alesia was born
don't forget about the pig humans of the nether and the black humans of the floating islands
very nice ideas - The UN probably.
This boutta blow up mark my words
Finally something interesting to do in mc before the winter drop
9:15 using poison potion and arrow also making he iron farm x)
bro forgor woodland mansions
That was honestly a hilarious video, why so few subs? i wish you luck!
thank you!
Villagers do have combatants or a rather police force. Iron Golems.
Bro forgot piglins 💀 there is plenty more we can add
after sawing the pokemon video and this i am definetely subscribing
you forgot the piglins which also live in civilizations
I waited for this my whole life, thank you
You forgot giving villagers the piston + end rod treatment
😳
I've got a world with the mod comes alive that gives villagers a more alive look and behaviour
Let's say that, in order to get more people into my imaginary empire to get more taxes, I had to kidnap plenty of people by the method of "you want candy?" and then had them living in way better houses than they were before
Dang, Im way too good with them, the only bad thing I do is taxes
*Spoiler alert* my next video is about tax evasion, so make sure your villagers dont watch that
@calebtremor gotcha
Thank you for this very informative guide, now I finally know how to commit the most cruel warcrimes possible! (In minecraft)
It’s a good thing you said (in Minecraft) otherwise the UN would’ve stormed your house
@@calebtremor Ikrr
You earned my sub!
Time to take notes...💀
Very informative video, thank you for your suggestions, I'll put them to good use
Very helpful and informative guide. Thank you!
8yr olds when they find a village in creative mode
Canadians: oh cool maybe they can teach me more about the fun stuff
After watching video: very disappointed
house md jumpscare made me squeak
I wanted a house in minecraft and google delivered
7:02 forced birth is just birth, the baby doesn't get a choice in the matter
Also the fact some states are outlawing abortion is that but for the parent too
7:23 video starts here
Geneva to do list
Geneva check list
Geneva roadmap
Hi nice video I think you could include the piglins
what about the piglins in the bastions?
Since the bastions are just ruins and they also spann in certain nether biomes I feel like they are more like a hostile mob instead of a war crimeable humanoid creature
@@calebtremor But it's a home that is actively inhabited, you can tell by the housing units. And piglins are more complex and less hostile than illagers....they aren't mindless monsters.
@@calebtremor sweet dehumanization
I think you might have overestimated villages and pillagers, maybe it would be helpful to take a sample of overworld and extrapolate from there? I'm sure chunkbase could help too!
I went based on spawning statistics I found online. According to that, Minecraft divides the overworld into squares of roughly 500x500 blocks and in each one of those squares there is a 50% chance for a village to spawn. If we divide the world into sections of 1000x1000 blocks the chances that there is at least one village in one of the 4 500x500 squares that make up one 1000x1000 section, is really high, around 95%
In the first 200 subs. Go king!
Cow crushers and allay xp farms are pretty inhumane
new sub brother
The Geneva Convention wants to know your location 🥺
They won’t take me in alive
AKA how i play the game every time
Piglins with bastions
Forgot woodland mansions
Peak
1:46 *shows 1945 and 1942 europe map* You should’ve show 1939 europe map with allies, because on map in the video the europe is somehow united (axis, allies).
good point, I just randomly picked a bunch of maps of europe during wartimes to show how often they were in war
You forgot about woodland mansions.
I really enjoyed this. I found it really amusing. I wish I didn’t sound like a robot saying this.
Seriously though, that bucket list joke was really 01100111 01101111 01101111 01100100.
01110100 01101000 01100001 01101110 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101
oh yeah didnt the geneva folks want to do something game related?
Average Canadian war enjoyer, 👍
w video
But what about piglins? I recon they're humanoid enough
I didn't really think about them, especially since they are not local to settlements. They are only in ruins and spawn in certain nether biomes. They feel more like just a spawnable mob instead of a humanoid enough creature
My friend Kyle did this once
please say in minecraft
no way u forgot about mansions and igloos
I have never clicked faster💀
You miss the piglins and enderman they are humanoid
Cool
hell yeah
I remember once I turned a dessert temple into a fortress. Is this against any UN laws?
If it’s not during war there’s probably some law, but during war it definitely would be desecration of a religious site which is a war crime 😳
@@calebtremor damn...
25.4 octillion
please say in minecraft
@@calebtremor 12 octillion villages, 11 octillion pillager outposts, 3.4 octillion other.
But does this account for the creation of new settlements for the purpose of doing more war crimes? Can you automate the crimes against humanity process in minecraft?
I like the way you think. Infinite crime
Is Dropping Millions of TNT on Villagers a War Crime?
Yay crimes
How many unique tho?
15 Warcrimes, 4 crimes of aggression, 5 crimes of genocide, and 11 crimes against humanity
Finally,
What about piglins? >:3
Yay crime
amazing now add gun mods
Why Play Minecraft and rehearse old warcrimes…
When u can play stellaris and invent new ones???
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17
8 in mine craft
this shit fr leaked form my gc
The IDF just joined Minecraft
How can you get 176 subs with only 35 views.😂
اخي شو انت بتحكي؟
multiple videos... not everyone subscribed watched it...
I used to make videos 4 years ago
oh
only 2577 views in 24 hours, bro fell off
4:48
k leb