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  • @reoden7546
    @reoden7546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2413

    Calling fish a "high maintenance painting" is hilarious. And accurate.

    • @lunakoala5053
      @lunakoala5053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I can do one better. Ever heard of nano-reefs? Salt-water tanks with usually nothing than corals and maybe a few snails in them. Super extreme high maintenance, as the evaporation alone wrecks your salinity in a matter of days if you don't maintain it. Also, everything is expensive. Nothing really moves in it.
      A fish tank, at the very least, is more like an 90's screensaver. A coral tank? Really just a 3d painting.

    • @reoden7546
      @reoden7546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@lunakoala5053 lol well that was informative. I guess some people don't run out of weird ways to spend their money. Must be a good problem to have. Q.Q

    • @lunakoala5053
      @lunakoala5053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@reoden7546 I had one of those, when I was a broke ass student. No, it wasn't a good problem to have. lol. But it thaught me a valuable lesson. Don't buy shit you can't afford to maintain, lol.

    • @jessikapiche6097
      @jessikapiche6097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i loved having a fish tank, but although you follow every rules, they still die. I became so depress over that, i stopped buying fish and i now have a big tank tha i am now thinking transforming into a plant decoration little green house.

    • @invaderjoshua6280
      @invaderjoshua6280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If your smart you breed fish, and frag corals. You can very easily make a good lump sum with coral frags.

  • @rob1399
    @rob1399 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10936

    this guy is crushing my faith in humanity one video at a time

    • @DarknetDude
      @DarknetDude 7 ปีที่แล้ว +385

      Robert Dowler
      “If you don't buy this dog, will we kill him?
      The risk is yours to take.”

    • @jw4718
      @jw4718 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      That was the best part.

    • @TacticsTechniquesandProcedures
      @TacticsTechniquesandProcedures 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Robert Dowler its remarkable you didn't already have doubts

    • @ihebammar6568
      @ihebammar6568 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      the fact is it's the way capitalism work until we get rid of it !!

    • @scottyj6226
      @scottyj6226 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      makes me feel like I've got a better understanding (and therefore an advantage) of how things work.

  • @SharukhSaifi
    @SharukhSaifi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3464

    "Ineffectual slaves who love you implicitly because they have a limited scope of understanding" You should take this to your home today

    • @MetaKnight964
      @MetaKnight964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sharukh Saifi: That makes no sense.

    • @SharukhSaifi
      @SharukhSaifi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@MetaKnight964 Do you know there is something called sarcasm.

    • @engfragerm2657
      @engfragerm2657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What does this even mean, your kids?

    • @SharukhSaifi
      @SharukhSaifi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@engfragerm2657 animals you call pets

    • @OneRichMofo
      @OneRichMofo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@SharukhSaifi No people know sarcasm. Your comment just doesn't make sense. It is not clear what you are trying but failing to say.

  • @error-ze6kx
    @error-ze6kx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1687

    It's weird when someone claims they love an animal and keep it in a cage or tied up most of the time

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Eh. Not really as I've grown to understand.
      Cause YOU may see it tied or locked..but that's probably because you're around.
      The world doesn't really view animals the way they view kids.
      I'd my kids are taken there would be FBI looking to find them.
      But someone took my dog a few years back and all I can do is put up posters and to all over media HOPING someone is nice enough to not just decide they will keep him. If they do, what can I do about it?
      So...I have to keep my animals tied so that you won't think it's so cute that you abduct him when he comes wandering by your house.
      Dogs want to explore and play just like kids. Is it ok for a person to just take a child? But it's acceptable for them to do that to animals.
      So to protect my animals and keep them with me, they will have to be tied or caged enough and at certain times because they are still animals who will venture off...as animals do.
      Then there's the fact that if it's not just a small cute thing, people can overreact or attack it, in which it defends itself now the human laws dictate that animal must die AND you go to jail or pay up a lot.
      So..the pet owner loves their animals. But they have to tied or caged because of YOU.
      You may steal it. You may hurt it you may antagonize it which puts yourself at risk and the animal.

    • @eduardochavacano
      @eduardochavacano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      or sell their babies...in the case of dog owners. That is why i only have rabbits.

    • @alexcantlow740
      @alexcantlow740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol humans do it willingly. 😂.

    • @TaiFerret
      @TaiFerret 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I kept the cage open most of the time. I kept it closed at first but my ferrets opened it themselves.

    • @extropiantranshuman
      @extropiantranshuman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TaiFerret 'most of the time'

  • @satyu131089
    @satyu131089 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4255

    Incapable of forming bonds with living things that can talk? Buy one that can't talk and pretend like it loves you!

    • @sadhu7191
      @sadhu7191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      At least cats are honest but people still lie to them selves. No food no love

    • @shanestrickland5006
      @shanestrickland5006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      My mom mainly feeds my dog and it loves on me a bit.
      Give or take it loves and takes up time with my mom more because my mom does most things for it.
      But my dog still loves on me so what you are saying is not true.
      But of course if you show something more love it's going to more than likely show you more love.

    • @jenhoney9741
      @jenhoney9741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ....until horrifically they start talking. Around here it truly is always something.

    • @flamo3961
      @flamo3961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I didn't buy any of my animals. I saved them from being hit by cars, getting in fights, or starving to death. I don't have to pretend that they love me.

    • @flamo3961
      @flamo3961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@sadhu7191
      I know what you mean. My aunt never fed her son, and he hated her for the rest of his life.

  • @ThomasTVP
    @ThomasTVP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1399

    "Maybe you'll like a very high-maintenance painting" [Aquarium] - LOL!

    • @AnimalAce
      @AnimalAce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I love aquariums and it pains me to say this.....he's correct.

    • @prasmahendra4172
      @prasmahendra4172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@AnimalAce yeah, having an aquarium is like having a small universe and we can feel like a divine being provide them with graces or become uncaring and indifference god who abandoned them and make them suffer to death

    • @foo2734
      @foo2734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

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  • @mBUSHattack
    @mBUSHattack 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3549

    Fish = Very Expensive Painting lol

    • @Tombee2
      @Tombee2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Michael Bush very expansive gif

    • @dawg4769
      @dawg4769 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Michael Bush That you can feed live animals to if you cop the right one (tiger oscar, arowana, etc.) Fish aren’t as boring as people make them out to be I owned an oscar for 3 years and you can make fun of me but it let me pet it and only me, it swims away from stranger hands cause i’ve fed it since it was 2 inches big.

    • @seemykids99
      @seemykids99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A 15 year old True. I have had several Cichlids, and most of them like to be petted.

    • @danieldavila4999
      @danieldavila4999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      No more like high maintenance.

    • @ryannixon4138
      @ryannixon4138 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Michael Bush haha same

  • @PrudhviRaj666
    @PrudhviRaj666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    Humanity's ugliest side portrayed in the most elegant and refined way possible. I miss their videos.

    • @gergototh5090
      @gergototh5090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hah really? the fact that you have typed your comment means that you don`t give a shit either.

    • @PrudhviRaj666
      @PrudhviRaj666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@gergototh5090 I give a shit, man. That's why I commented in the first place. It's just... I'm not in a position to do anything about it that can have enough impact. That's the reality, and I am not disillusioned about it. I hope I will get there sometime... maybe. Let's hope so. 🙏

    • @christopherpetersen9751
      @christopherpetersen9751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They are back!

    • @mikoi7472
      @mikoi7472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ugliest side? How? Because we evolved alongside other creatures so much so that their lives are improved by being around us?
      Dogs self domesticated because of the benefits of living with humans. Not to mention there's evidence to suggest humans and dogs might have gone extinct around 3 times if not for our close bond. Dogs and humans have literally evolved together for thousands of years to the point we both have changes to fit the other. It's a relationship that improves both sides.
      And to talk more to thinks like factory farming and shit, sure the way we treat these animals is horrible, but because humans find a use for them, they will continue to exist. If not for humans many of these species could have gone extinct and now they are some of the most numerous species on the planet.

    • @PrudhviRaj666
      @PrudhviRaj666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mikoi7472 You can... it's a bit rich to oppress, experiment, maim and enslave a creature... and then tag them self-domesticated and celebrate the fact that they are not extinct at the end of it.
      And you say many animals were saved from extinction because of man? Well... I'm sorry to say that they found themselves at the brink of extinction in the first place 'because' of the intervention of man.
      And... you say many of these species continue to exist and are some of the most numerous species at present on Earth, because of man? Tell that to the poultry chickens that do not get to live more than three months. Tell that to the farm eggs that never get to hatch.
      Imagine the same fate for humans. Would you be okay with it? As you and a chicken are the same... both just a life form? Would it be fine to enslave you as long as you are fed?
      What do you say?
      Don't talk as if man was the best thing that ever happened to Earth? He is not the best and will never be. All we can be happy for is that so far he hasn't been the worst thing that happened to Earth. Mankind is an accident of Earth. It is yet to be seen whether she will recover completely, or lose a limb... or lose her life because of it. 🙏

  • @Cangeltibon
    @Cangeltibon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1423

    My dog has been intensely staring at me through this entire video, and now I don't know how to proceed with the rest of the day.....help.

    • @Socksshoesandhats
      @Socksshoesandhats 8 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Well, dogs directly stare at you if they want to challenge your authority, or they feel threatened. You might want to turn it down, they can hear and understand over 500 human words.

    • @AnkhInfinitus
      @AnkhInfinitus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      +Cangel Tibon It's too late to precede. You mean proceed.

    • @accursedblackmage
      @accursedblackmage 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      +Ankh Infinitus you win grammar today.

    • @JohnDanielTorrance
      @JohnDanielTorrance 8 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Now that it's aware, you have to kill him. That's how it works.

    • @Hatake0217
      @Hatake0217 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      +usern4metak3ns I feel like you think about dog rape often. Like, too often. Like, in a way that you try to make conversations into ones about dog rape, even when it has nothing to do with anything.

  • @joshuakim5240
    @joshuakim5240 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1653

    Fish= high maintenance painting
    Hamster= reformed plague beast
    Tarantula= monster hand
    Parrot= pooping plane

    • @matthewharris-levesque5809
      @matthewharris-levesque5809 7 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      I'm pretty sure that grey animal was a rat, not a hamster.
      And actually, rats make excellent pets. Hamsters, not so much.

    • @JonatasMonte
      @JonatasMonte 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Don't rats keep other rats away from your home due to the fact that they avoid living with strange buddies?

    • @rs72098
      @rs72098 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      joshua kim Yep I seriously don't understand the point of owning any of these, especially birds. Birds should never be pets, they should be outside flying around.

    • @figskatvids
      @figskatvids 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      True I had a few hamsters and they were cute but not very friendly. My rat, however, was very friendly and clever. I miss him a lot, they sadly don't live that long, but they're great while it lasts.

    • @OhHeyItsRae.
      @OhHeyItsRae. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Matthew Harris-Levesque Not necessarily. as long as you give enough time and attention to a hamster, they'll bond with you and be really friendly. and they're quite a bit smarter than given credit for.

  • @raph009
    @raph009 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1786

    I've had this point of view for ages and yet, people want to murder me every time I say this out loud. I love animals, but hate pet shops for treating them like furnitures...

    • @happyburgerman9724
      @happyburgerman9724 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      I don't think that's a very uncommon opinion at all, at least among the animal people.

    • @hadbetterdays8118
      @hadbetterdays8118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Thank you I mean some of these poor guys get raped and others unwillingly impregnated

    • @chrisser2088
      @chrisser2088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      My sentiments exactly. Why do people think that if you have this opinion that you don’t like animals. If anything it’s to the contrary, we do like them that is one of the reasons we don’t want them as pets.

    • @kolpik3708
      @kolpik3708 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Chrisser - I'd like your comment multiple times if I could. 8>)

    • @Kawamura2
      @Kawamura2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@chrisser2088 Which makes no sense because if someone doesn't take them and take care of them, they will live a horrible, short life, and since domestic animals have had most of the wild bred out of them, they wouldn't last in the wild at all. I hate pet shops, because of how the animals are treated, but i still have two dogs, of whom i didn't buy from a pet shop, and i see nothing wrong with having them as companions if you treat them like a member of the family and don't abuse them. It's actually the more humane thing to do, instead of letting them rot in pet stores and puppy mills. And no, I don't OWN them any more than i would own one of my own children, because that is what they are to me, my children.
      But then again, maybe you're right, maybe it IS better to let them rot. Do you even have a better solution than just oh no i don't believe in having pets?

  • @pauldacon828
    @pauldacon828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    "And remember to have your pets genitals removed at infancy without their consent, because it's the right thing to do." That joke made my circumcision scars itch...

    • @whalisten
      @whalisten 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      oh.....

    • @fractal_mind562
      @fractal_mind562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Isn't it insane how you turned the legitimate suffering of animals to be about you within a single sentence 👏👏 unless they also stopped your ability to breed at birth too they are not compatible procedures... Congrats on the ego though 😂

    • @bromanr7209
      @bromanr7209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@fractal_mind562 .....🤨

    • @hadbetterdays8118
      @hadbetterdays8118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Technically male circumcision and neutering are completely different because one stops breeding while the other stops you from washing longer in the shower

    • @PorthoGamesBR
      @PorthoGamesBR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @ConceptMind Well, if you kids actively suffered physical pain from excessive hormones, to a point where it simply becames uncontrolable and children started to fight and lose parts of their body, or even died, just to release their jizz, and at the same time possibly getting life ending DSTs with no cure or getting pregnant and dying of cancer or other one of the 100 ways a dog can die while giving birth (in humans is even higher. Birth mortalithy in humans was very high some years ago), you maybe would do the same. But different than most animals, humans can controll their sex drive (most of the time) and are fully aware of the risk of doing sex. We just do it anyway, but then its shame on us.
      And remember, the example above would be with CHILDREN trying to have sex, because most animals have the same intelect or lower than a human child.

  • @powwowdoc
    @powwowdoc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    Wish they would do one on the funeral industry.

    • @SevyDevi
      @SevyDevi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I second this.

    • @wholeNwon
      @wholeNwon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's a great suggestion!!

    • @FlamasNegras
      @FlamasNegras 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or Penn and Teller bullshit episode about Death,

    • @jforozco12
      @jforozco12 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      guess what guys! death is a scam! we're all actually immortal! and the funeral industry is getting rich with your forced death!

    • @martiemc8398
      @martiemc8398 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yep hey Roger do one on the funeral industry

  • @JustGrowingUp84
    @JustGrowingUp84 8 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Cracked, the audio is too low. Even if I turn up the volume of my speakers to the max, it's still too low.
    Please take care of it, I didn't have any problems with your previous videos.
    Thank you.

    • @snorkenhaufer
      @snorkenhaufer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      +TheFilthyCasual God I thought it was just me getting old.

    • @JustGrowingUp84
      @JustGrowingUp84 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      snorkenhaufer lol !

    • @FlamingFreedomDotCom
      @FlamingFreedomDotCom 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Everyone please up-vote this.

    • @vasectomyfail442
      @vasectomyfail442 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +TheFilthyCasual ok, awesome, i'm not going deaf, i turned the volume up 3 times during the video, then continually kept trying to raise the volume on my computer and on the youtube volume meter.

    • @meloche1syndrome
      @meloche1syndrome 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, honestly. I could barely hear and I had my phone up against my ear.

  • @user84074
    @user84074 8 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    Jesus. Between this and CH's "Adam Ruins Everything," I just can't seem to enjoy life anymore..

    • @Derek.Mitchell
      @Derek.Mitchell 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +zumtream then Cinema Sins can do a video on that video

    • @darwinxavier3516
      @darwinxavier3516 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Derek Mitchell And then HISHE could make a video of how Cinema Sins should have done that video.

    • @ThePiscesmMended
      @ThePiscesmMended 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Lyoko Sauce
      why?
      i find life much more enjoyable when i understand the society and world around me.

    • @NumeMoon
      @NumeMoon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Lyoko Sauce Dude needs to meet Adam, so they can ruin everything together.

    • @mattd5240
      @mattd5240 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Lyoko Sauce Because life is a LIEEEE!

  • @KusogeMan
    @KusogeMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    i like how it's not even mentioned the fact that so many animal lovers would never try to help a human being

    • @shindousan
      @shindousan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Some are even misanthropes.

    • @SDALLE99
      @SDALLE99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Well, I’m an animal lover, not an “all-living-things lover.” Besides, why would I help a human, even I have standards.

    • @ivorymantis1026
      @ivorymantis1026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@shindousan
      I feel very called out right now.

    • @shindousan
      @shindousan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ivorymantis1026 You do, don't you?

    • @ivorymantis1026
      @ivorymantis1026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@shindousan
      I generally view humanity as a species that got far but will, inevitably, fall to the next great filter.
      So I hang out with simple, biological creatures as I ponder whether or not some greater cosmic karma will ultimately come knocking at my windowsill to kick my teeth in.

  • @ismt9390
    @ismt9390 7 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    My cat is pretty independent though. I found him on the street, he came to me when I called. He let me pet him and then followed me to my courtyard. I gave him some food and went inside, thinking he was going to leave. He never left. 4 years later we still have this cat. He stays indoors half of the time now, but he goes out whenever he wants and always comes back. I'm not his owner, we're two creatures who benefit from and enjoy each other's company. He gets food and a safe place to sleep and I get to pet a kitty. Good enough for me. :))

    • @ismt9390
      @ismt9390 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Oh thanks! ^^

    • @DanteYewToob
      @DanteYewToob 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Aku Jo I think he was being a dick. But, that's actually a neat story. I rescued a cat once who was missing an ear and was all mangled up.. took her to the vet and then home and she disappeared, two days later my dog is going nuts by my couch and the damn girl had 8 kittens under my couch lol I kept them until they could fend for themselves and let them all go and they still live behind my house 3 years later. They play with my dog and come in the house occasionally and sleep in my garage when its cold or too hot.. But I don't consider them mine..
      Buster tho... That floppy eared bastard belongs to me! ;P

    • @kuko6
      @kuko6 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      The cat owns you

    • @zaboza2011
      @zaboza2011 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Aku Jo it's like a Mexican maid

    • @lolaispure4296
      @lolaispure4296 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

  • @The_Nerd_King
    @The_Nerd_King 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2858

    Do honest Military ads!
    Edit: Wow, thanks for the likes guys!👍🏾
    2nd Edit: Damn, I kinda created a militarized war of my own
    Here in the comments!

    • @reagansimon111
      @reagansimon111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      The King of Nerds that would be the most interesting add

    • @leafster1337
      @leafster1337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      killing is fun

    • @gocoyle5560
      @gocoyle5560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I say do it , people stupid enough to join the military anyway or maybe they just need to kill.........

    • @rixille
      @rixille 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yes, do it Cracked, DO IT.

    • @iAPX432
      @iAPX432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Could not wait "Roger Horton" (Jack Hunter) in military attire.
      Cracked's creators are incredibles, but he trounce it, and adds a lot !

  • @MsSunnyMuffins
    @MsSunnyMuffins 8 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    I love how fish are a high maintenance painting. I never understood the purpose of fish as pets.

    • @AndreinneLawrence
      @AndreinneLawrence 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      my cousin had this big tank with several colorful fish in it, but she also lives in a big house and has two kids, so every time i went over for a visit, there was one less fish in it, until one day the tank was just gone. lol, now there's a pretty statue where the tank used to be.

    • @AndreinneLawrence
      @AndreinneLawrence 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** that is so cool, dude, seriously.

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I would consider Koi fish the only fish somewhat capable of being pet-like to any noticeable degree. And that's mostly because those things live long as hell if taken care of and jump around like excited dogs at people they like.

    • @ratlover523
      @ratlover523 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They literally are a high maintenance painting. Some of them might even look at you from time to time.

    • @ratlover523
      @ratlover523 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...Good to know. I think I'll steer clear of cichlids then...

  • @wiandryadiwasistio2062
    @wiandryadiwasistio2062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    "oh, this dog? that's not my pet; i hire him to guard my house. i pay him with foods, but if he knows how to use money and pay bills, i'll pay him with money"

    • @tommyodonovan3883
      @tommyodonovan3883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dogs are the best home protection.

    • @SenhorAlien
      @SenhorAlien 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@tommyodonovan3883 except probably armed guards, and a security system.

    • @stevenstygles255
      @stevenstygles255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@SenhorAlien except dogs are more loyal and can hear better than a guard .

    • @SenhorAlien
      @SenhorAlien 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@stevenstygles255 and they're infinitely less effective

    • @stevenstygles255
      @stevenstygles255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SenhorAlien yes human guards are less effective than guard dogs and cost more.

  • @polvoradelrey2423
    @polvoradelrey2423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    This guy isn't crushing my faith in humanity one video at a time but reminding me why I didn't have any in the first place.

    • @yearginclarke
      @yearginclarke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same here.

    • @Heisenberg69-qn8mm
      @Heisenberg69-qn8mm ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yessir

    • @Spiritueli
      @Spiritueli ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yep. same here

    • @comfortonline5912
      @comfortonline5912 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Same here😅 I just glad I found someone who sees the absurdity of it all

  • @edboymovies
    @edboymovies 8 ปีที่แล้ว +818

    I'm sure people would listen to Roger if he did an honest cigarette commercial

    • @orgywithpigs6
      @orgywithpigs6 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Yeah, us smokers have absolutely no idea that smoking is bad for our health. Like, wow, really, I didn't even know

    • @edboymovies
      @edboymovies 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I know right? And just think.., "what if Roger put it in a video?"

    • @philliparnesen4493
      @philliparnesen4493 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      So necessary. Only roger can truly explain the dangers of smoking, not literal decades of commercials, and having actual family and friends die from it. Cigarettes need to be outlawed because adults aren't capable of making adult decisions where they are concerned.

    • @orgywithpigs6
      @orgywithpigs6 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +The Geckomancer guess we better outlaw sugar

    • @philliparnesen4493
      @philliparnesen4493 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      orgywithpigs6 Sure but it wouldn't do anything. No one uses sugar. We use high fructose corn syrup, and splenda, and fucking phenylalinine.

  • @sandymarcantelli4835
    @sandymarcantelli4835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    As a pet owner and animal lover, it pains me that you made some good points besides making me laugh. I love your videos!

    • @defendersofhumansandthenat7378
      @defendersofhumansandthenat7378 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      If you love animals, you wouldn't enslave them for your enjoyment, and you also wouldn't pay for them to be tortured and killed in order to become pet food.

    • @FastDuDeJiunn
      @FastDuDeJiunn 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      its something i been advocating aainst for over 10 years. i really wish the entire pet trade industry was abolished....... and yes i had and have pet myself. and i treat them well ofc... i give them the most freedom i can. i rescue pets.. from death or horrid situations. this last one was near starved to death. in the end we do what we can...
      animals have feelings... dreams, emotions wants and needs, fears. wish everyone knew and understood this....

    • @RepresentWV
      @RepresentWV 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Eh, it’s a tricky spot. I only have a cat because I found it on the side of a road with flies all over it and a broken leg due to being spit out of an engine compartment it was hiding in. Now I have my own rough house and the cat has cleared it of mice and is nice to pet and look at.
      I don’t put it in costumes or even a collar, though I did have it neutered and vaccinated because the population of Street cats is too high already. I keep it outdoors mostly because he does well out there. I’m kind of secluded most of the time and sometimes I wonder if I like my cat so much because I’m neurotic and have social problems.
      I’ll say this video has a couple things backwards: leashes and restraints aren’t BDSM-themed, but BDSM is pet and total-control themed. To think the other ear is laughably absurd which makes me think this is a piss take. The other thing is that they bring up neutering like it’s wrong, when if we didn’t neuter these animals we would be worse for letting them populate all over the place, getting diseased, starved, and hunting small wild animals.
      All in all this is an interesting that brings up some truths about pet ownership but also some ridiculous slander. They should do one on why circumcision is still common practice mostly in America if they really want to hit hard. This is petty, no pun intended.

    • @shaunrasmussen5886
      @shaunrasmussen5886 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@FastDuDeJiunn So you pretty much want all domesticated animals to die? Because most of them will die without our help these days. You advocate against the pet industry yet take in pets. I commend you for doing so, but your also kind of a hypocrite. I understand wanting to save them. Most of our pets have been domesticated for so long, they don't know how to take care of themselves anymore.

  • @gypsywoman9140
    @gypsywoman9140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    I love his take on Bob Barker's "Please spay and neuter your pets" at the end 😂 "Please remove your mammals genitals in infancy without its consent"

    • @mandypandy111ify
      @mandypandy111ify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Spaying pets doesn't actually involve removal of their genitals, though.

    • @alexflenner1986
      @alexflenner1986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm against spaying and netureing!!!!

    • @howardwayne3974
      @howardwayne3974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Or leave things alone and overpopulate the world with disease ridden starving snarling packs if aggressive animals that are worse than any puppy mill you ever saw that authorities will order shot in sight because they are killing children and eating them .

    • @revolutionaryrabbit7715
      @revolutionaryrabbit7715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @James Patrick
      Careful not to cut yourself on that edge m8

    • @TheDankBoi69
      @TheDankBoi69 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Do the same with humans and suddenly you get called a genocidal dictator. I know this because in my country there was a president who did that during his second mandate in the late 90s. They imprisoned him and hes currently alive (because the constitution of my country thinks death penalty is too cruel)

  • @tantani6078
    @tantani6078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2511

    Those creatures spent centuries in training humans to pick up their poop and feed them for free
    We are the lesser beings

    • @belldrop7365
      @belldrop7365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Not to mention their foresight for castration. Humans could learn a thing or two from them.

    • @BeaverChainsaw
      @BeaverChainsaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      we also idolize these creatures in heartwarming movies,books,songs, shows,etc. and in some cases we worship them by buidling sculputres, mummifying them, etc.

    • @thedragonflyers6184
      @thedragonflyers6184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I know you’re joking, but the joke missed the whole point of the video and trades it in for a false narrative which serves to make you feel less guilty about owning a pet. Just thought I’d point that out

    • @oruga1971able
      @oruga1971able 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Or you just saying that to make you feel better that your animal slave keeper.

    • @RealCoolGuy
      @RealCoolGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@thedragonflyers6184 It's not a false narrative. Dogs were "self-domesticating" meaning they chose to become friendly with humans in exchange for scraps from human food waste and safety. Even traits like floppy ears were developed specifically to make them look more tame by the human perspective. There are tons of research on this...

  • @lashantacurry1728
    @lashantacurry1728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    "Are you tired of dominating inanimate objects that don't grant you the power over life and death?" It's surprising how unsurprising this describes the temperment of people looking to feel valueable in "dominating" a conscious life form.

    • @lashantacurry1728
      @lashantacurry1728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Is the like encouraging the sarcasm or the repetition of the videos narrorators description of some human behavior toward validating themselves?

    • @projectpitchfork860
      @projectpitchfork860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not every animal is conscious and not to the same degree.

    • @luisgay5897
      @luisgay5897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@projectpitchfork860 most are conscious, I think you mean sentient and so far we know of only 1, humans.

    • @bkr1895
      @bkr1895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@luisgay5897 no we are the only sapient animal there are other sentient animals

    • @fractal_mind562
      @fractal_mind562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@luisgay5897 These are just buzz words for people to feel good about these decisions, we define animals by intelligence, but we define intelligence on what WE consider intelligence. Some birds use quantum fluctuations to fly north for the winter, whales can sense echos (vibrations) from miles away, we cant do that... And yet we are killing 10 billion chickens a year for their meat, and slaughtering whales for their bodies... We need words like "sentient" ect to keep people from realising what they're doing... They're killing living breathing thinking INTELLIGENT animals because its easier than an alternative, and the big companies involved have invested alot into keeping this going..
      If you truly think we are the most intelligent species then you should probably reconsider intelligence, because its more than just 10x10, or your ability to memorise textbooks.

  • @Magic_beans_
    @Magic_beans_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    This is why pet experts often say things like, "If you can't afford to spoil them, you can't really afford to have them." It sounds harsh and judgmental, but you're confining an animal to your apartment. You can at least make it a nice apartment with fun stuff to do and decent quality food.

    • @idylledoll
      @idylledoll 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Frijole Exactly!

    • @seededsoul
      @seededsoul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A lot of poor and even some homeless people have pets. I just don’t understand this.

    • @bbriefs8689
      @bbriefs8689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The human world does not allow predators to live. If dogs didn’t become our pets they would be extinct or put in factory farms for food.

    • @bbriefs8689
      @bbriefs8689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And what the fuck is a pet expert?

    • @unrulysimian3897
      @unrulysimian3897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not everyone lives in an apartment. Some of us live in the middle of nowhere and have a few acres.

  • @daveparkes8539
    @daveparkes8539 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I have a pet rock. I'm now offended. It took 2000 years for him to develop and he loves me. I have a personal relationship with him. He is my savior. Although he never actually talks to me, I know he loves me. ❤️ His name is JayCee. He can be your pet friend too.

    • @e-bikeautonomy
      @e-bikeautonomy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am coming for your pet friend…. P.s. a lonely loser…..

    • @nikitachirich7985
      @nikitachirich7985 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Most of these imbiciles in the comment section could never understand the gravitas of your statement, makes the theory that Earth is quarantined kind of plausible.

    • @e-bikeautonomy
      @e-bikeautonomy ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nikitachirich7985 I am sure you never caught my sarcasm…… You must not realize you are a barn animal to your monetary masters……. Go slave team! Ooo and mascot pet ROCK

    • @JayMoore-e8o
      @JayMoore-e8o ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You rock!!!

  • @snyper5150
    @snyper5150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +838

    Roger Horton for president! Hey, at least he’s honest.

    • @gertrud8274
      @gertrud8274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sounds like they actually listened to you. He just his name and skin color shortly before though

    • @goldjustgold5942
      @goldjustgold5942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He'd be dead by Thursday. Politics and honesty go together like peanut butter and rat poison but hey... A man can dream. Smh... A man can dream. Damn, I'm getting depressed. Lol

    • @ethnicleanserberg7975
      @ethnicleanserberg7975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Roger Waters

    • @DavidAbyssal
      @DavidAbyssal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If politics where true, humanity will face extinction to a endless and painfull wars...

    • @goldjustgold5942
      @goldjustgold5942 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DavidAbyssal Not true.

  • @EdithEsquivel
    @EdithEsquivel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +994

    My cat does have a choice. She lived in the street, we opened the door and she hasn't left ever since.

    • @MichaelMusou
      @MichaelMusou 8 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      yes because of millenia of domestication, try doing the same with any wild feline (cat)

    • @emeraldkat2167
      @emeraldkat2167 7 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Well fyi, my mom is 78 and has never owned a pet. A feral cat adopted her (I mean that). The cat was filthy, and part of a feral group near her home. But slowly over the course of last summer, the cat grew more interested in my mom and eventually went inside. My mom has never been able to hold it, but she can pet her.
      And honestly its been great for both of them. The cat was very small and underweight before and now looks healthy and happy. My mom was living alone for years and was even experiencing mini strokes before the kitty came in, and within 2 months her cholesterol and blood pressure were normal again.
      And to give cats one more benefit, we know they are the only animal to want to live with us. They domesticated themselves and there is even proof of this same thing happening with wild cat species in areas of the middle east and northern Africa right now. Its truly a companion situation where we both get benefits.

    • @EdithEsquivel
      @EdithEsquivel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Emerald kat yes, they are probably the only species that is with humans willingly. I care for feral cats in a public garden and before we managed to sterilize all of them, we noticed some were born feral and others naturally wanted to be petted. They have all this different personalities...

    • @MichaelMusou
      @MichaelMusou 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Emerald kat feral cat isnt a wild cat, sure cats and humans can make relationships that benefit them both but its only because of us that they are so dependable...

    • @emeraldkat2167
      @emeraldkat2167 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Michael That ignores the historical side of cats becoming domesticated. They domesticated themselves. In fact, there is currently two species of wild cats that are doing exactly what our kitty's ancestors did: move close to people for food and shelter. That's the cats domesticating themselves, not us imprisoning them...

  • @lindanimthembu1448
    @lindanimthembu1448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    Please do "if banks were honest " ads

    • @ismailgodo5342
      @ismailgodo5342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Did a credit card

    • @nukedeadx
      @nukedeadx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      haha if the devil were honest

    • @lindanimthembu1448
      @lindanimthembu1448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Sheldon Cooper that is so true

    • @bosslady1914
      @bosslady1914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Might be his last video, he'll get Epsteined

    • @meghanachauhan9380
      @meghanachauhan9380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Video gets demonetized, striked down and youtube servers get nuked out of existence before it fully uploads 😂

  • @algfourty9185
    @algfourty9185 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "A very high maintenance painting" 🤣

  • @Poodlekisses
    @Poodlekisses 8 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Dammit Roger, don't you ruin this for me!!!!!

    • @MusicOrLoseItTV
      @MusicOrLoseItTV 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Adam ruins everything - they should do a crossover.

    • @MetalCheeseDeathAttack
      @MetalCheeseDeathAttack 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +jeff4justice Interesting...I think you're on to something...

    • @swaghettimemeballs4420
      @swaghettimemeballs4420 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +jeff4justice Oh god your channels intro-video is cringey.

    • @MusicOrLoseItTV
      @MusicOrLoseItTV 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rasmus Lundqvist But the cringe got one more view thanks to you : )

    • @MusicOrLoseItTV
      @MusicOrLoseItTV 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nicholas Wilson That's ok, someone else commented it somewhere in another vid. Just trying to keep the momentum going.

  • @TheJanitorIsIn
    @TheJanitorIsIn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    This is great. This is amazing.
    DECONSTRUCT SPORTS, ROGER.

    • @terraventusaqua123
      @terraventusaqua123 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +David Cook It's Pokemon or Amiibos for rich, white people. There! I saved them a video...

    • @ldobehardcore
      @ldobehardcore 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +David Cook The weighted random number generator has just created a new set of weighted random numbers! Quick, let's use these weighted random numbers to construct narratives and make shittons of money!

    • @RainintheBrain
      @RainintheBrain 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +David Cook I had the same idea.

    • @darwinxavier3516
      @darwinxavier3516 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Robert Jay Nah that's just fantasy football. Although, I don't exactly know what David Cook meant by sports.

    • @nunyabusiness896
      @nunyabusiness896 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +David Cook No problem, David!
      Do you often find yourself completely devoid of anything worthwhile to do for two to four hours? Do you have a strong urge to usher a leather wrapped rubber sphere into a net with a hole in it or a designated rectangle? Do you enjoy competition that is largely based on predetermined genetic factors such as height or innate body mass that will completely outweigh any amount of training or determination?
      Well do I have the activity for you: sports!
      Yes, run up and down a carefully manicured lawn maintained with funds adequate to feed an entire 3rd world nation as you crash into other grown men ensuring that none of you will be able to walk properly past the age of 35. Not a fan of the outdoors? Perhaps basketball is your game where the tallest person in the room will innately outperform you solely for the fact that he can block all of your attempts to throw the leather sphere into the designated net, then proceed to effortlessly place the sphere in his own team's net, for whatever the fuck that proves. Don't forget about the world's favorite sport: Soccer. Nothing beats a game where the winner is determined by whoever can perform the most Academy Award winning displays of injury simulation before the clock runs out.
      Not a fan of the objectivity of placing spheres in nets? How about action sports! Yes, action sports where judges must carefully deconstruct the way one person flips his dead tree with wheels on it differently from another person and somehow does it in such a way as to be judged the winner. Yes, that flip was certainly flippier, you win my good sir, just don't forget to decline your drug test, not for steroids, you know, other stuff.
      Maybe all of this physicality is too much for you and you'd rather just relax a little after a hard week's work, how about giving eSports a go? Take everything you love about sitting back and playing a video game and throw it out the window as you strive to discover every programming error and balance issue and turn a once fun video game into all of the thrills of a Calculus worksheet. Then, after all of your hard work dissecting every element down to the core binary code, get completely annihilated by some kid in Korea that hasn't even hit puberty yet.
      Well, maybe playing sports isn't for you after all, but what about spectating? Yes, a spectator! Become one of millions of people that take the food out of their children's mouths to afford tickets to witness the genetic lottery winners bash and crash at the relative size of ants fighting for a crumb in an ant farm. You know what? Skip the tickets and instead sit at home and yell at a television while eating and drinking the nutritional equivalent of sewer runoff in hopes that your incessant inebriated yelling will somehow influence the people many miles away that cannot possibly hear you. Then, when your team wins, post about it all over the internet because you successfully sat at home yelling at your TV better than those other assholes in the next town. Yeah, screw those guys, they don't even know how to yell at a TV, what a bunch of losers.
      -Roger

  • @nellz72
    @nellz72 8 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    My reformed plaguebeasts are very cute I'll have you know.

    • @NeoJiNeTiK
      @NeoJiNeTiK 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Tiny paws and that smile, so adorable :3

    • @danieltorresdeluna4844
      @danieltorresdeluna4844 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pinche Carta Magna Pero tú pinche anciano 👴 vejestorio💰 no me interesa tu dinero mis aportes de España interesa pero me interesa más el dinero💩💪😅

    • @kawaiianonymous839
      @kawaiianonymous839 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nellz72 EXACTLY! They're highly intelligent, I have 4!

    • @croc106
      @croc106 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They're great for entertainment! I love watching hawks and eagles dive in and take off with them. It's an animal rescue all on its own! So adorable!

    • @ngantnier
      @ngantnier 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's too bad they have such short lifespans.

  • @thecomprehensionhub4612
    @thecomprehensionhub4612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    I've always thought that humanities obsession with breading/owning cute animals is extremely selfish.

    • @keyabrade1861
      @keyabrade1861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It actually started out reasonably, but then diverged into something else.

    • @truthwatcher2096
      @truthwatcher2096 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not unlike their obsession with making babies

    • @notalanjoseph
      @notalanjoseph 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Everything we do is selfish

    • @keyabrade1861
      @keyabrade1861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@notalanjoseph Then how did human civilization get this far?

    • @thundersheild926
      @thundersheild926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@keyabrade1861 I'm curious, when was it reasonable, and when did it diverge into something else?

  • @brandoncobb4646
    @brandoncobb4646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    I miss this guy :(
    I hope he's doing ok these days

    • @jcgongavoe337
      @jcgongavoe337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      To consider he exposed so much things creeps me out

    • @brandoncobb4646
      @brandoncobb4646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@jcgongavoe337 He is the one great unsung hero of TH-cam.

    • @jcgongavoe337
      @jcgongavoe337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@brandoncobb4646 ah, I didn't made it clear, I think it could be something worse, like silenced, that creeps me out...

    • @brandoncobb4646
      @brandoncobb4646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jcgongavoe337 Plus, not like we have much of a way to check on him. I don't think they ever said his full name.

    • @kialuvsyoo
      @kialuvsyoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What do you mean? Is he officially gone?

  • @la-ia1404
    @la-ia1404 7 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    What if health insurance was honest?

    • @markedgette5463
      @markedgette5463 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tina Einstein the industrial medical complex would collapse.

    • @meow8384
      @meow8384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tina Einstein no video can cover this

    • @lauranolastnamegiven3385
      @lauranolastnamegiven3385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      if health insurance were honest - we hope you live a long time & stay healthy, so you'll keep paying in, and receive little in return, you, the consumer, hope you get sick at some point, so you can make some use of this, and not just feel like you've been throwing money down a hole, so someone else can get their cancer treatments

  • @wingnutmcspazatron3957
    @wingnutmcspazatron3957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    "Remember, it has no choice. You own it!" best moniker for a pet store ever.

  • @philly2x
    @philly2x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    My cat showed up at my place 5 years ago and never left lol. He's a good boy!

    • @LadyAxe13
      @LadyAxe13 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Because you feed him. He doesn't love you.

    • @ZeroPlayerGame
      @ZeroPlayerGame 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@LadyAxe13 cats don't love like humans do, but they do desire companionship and grooming irrespective of food, so it's kind of weird when people smartassedly point out "oh it's only because you feed him!" Yeah well, I like my relationships to have a benefit for the other party, usually.

  • @eirikmurito
    @eirikmurito 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    i like american salesmen, they dont judge. I heard about a guy who went to a gun store and asked for a gun suitable to kill zombies. The owner said ah for that you will need a shotgun, here you go..

  • @SoundCroquette
    @SoundCroquette 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1612

    dont buy, adopt

    • @cowstore9607
      @cowstore9607 8 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      adopting is still buying, because of the money you will still be paying

    • @dynamitedmt666
      @dynamitedmt666 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      +DaNestingDawg I don't know how animal adoption works in your country, but where I live when you adopt an animal you don't pay anything.

    • @janethart7842
      @janethart7842 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      +dynamitedmt if you adopt from a shelter you will have to pay fees for shots and neutering. Also I believe the cost was in reference to the fact that you have to pay for food, grooming, and medical care.

    • @dynamitedmt666
      @dynamitedmt666 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Janet Hart If that is the case, my bad ;)
      However you still do have to do all of that stuff (neutering aside) in the case of a human child, and I assume most of us don't consider people are buying a child when a couple has one, those costs are inherent to the care of that living thing, that's why I didn't assume DaNestingDawg was referring to those costs.

    • @fatfox6706
      @fatfox6706 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      perhaps we should neuter our children and leave our pets alone!

  • @mareksumguy1887
    @mareksumguy1887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    “Theoretically capable of reporting sex abuse” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @wabberjacky9951
    @wabberjacky9951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    There should be a reality show where dog owners are treated the same way as there pets for two weeks, food, cages , costumes etc.

    • @takeyiatwitty2216
      @takeyiatwitty2216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's called PetPlay dude. And we don't kink shame in this community.

    • @camjamcam1
      @camjamcam1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@takeyiatwitty2216 😁

    • @wabberjacky9951
      @wabberjacky9951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@takeyiatwitty2216 lol 😆

    • @adangamez3608
      @adangamez3608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly, if I was a dog, I wouldn’t mind being fed, dressed and walked, I mean dogs like most of this stuff anyways, caging? Imma need a big cage to he satisfied, at least some owners care about the space their dog gets.

    • @ASmith-jn7kf
      @ASmith-jn7kf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How do you know they like it??

  • @landongendur
    @landongendur 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Jeeze - only 35 seconds in & I lost it at "high maintenance painting" :D

  • @TakeThisification
    @TakeThisification 8 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    But my slaves love me.

    • @Thealltimegreat1
      @Thealltimegreat1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You're a RACIST!!! Nah I'm just kidding you can own slaves and not be racist

    • @user-yr8ge3fz8o
      @user-yr8ge3fz8o 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Maybe it's Stockholm Syndrome

    • @vasectomyfail442
      @vasectomyfail442 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      +TakeThisification stop feeding it and see how it feels about you

    • @CoffeePoints
      @CoffeePoints 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      +TakeThisification and if our slaves run off for a day or two, they always come back home. Is that still slavery if they're staying by choice?

    • @usern4metak3ns
      @usern4metak3ns 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      +TheMightyWill yes it is still slavery. because humans have designed and domesticated animals and other humans to be less intelligent, independent, healthy, coordinated, capable of self-sufficiency. only not enough people care enough about others to stop it from happening, so alas it continues.

  • @staceyj3667
    @staceyj3667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +651

    The whole my mammal is pregnant, gives birth, then once she weans em I sell them off to the highest bidder and act like there can’t be an attachment to her babies sounds so familiar to me...🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @Thegoldenchild415
      @Thegoldenchild415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Slavery.... 🤔

    • @laynonna
      @laynonna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wonder...

    • @artemisjr1237
      @artemisjr1237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Yeah I always called animal breeders glorified animal pimps.

    • @thekrrib
      @thekrrib 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And some humans kill, abandon, neglect or otherwise abuse thier kids too Alexander. Not sure what your point is.

    • @LetThereBeLightxx
      @LetThereBeLightxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Feyza there’s no way that’s completely true, certainly for some species. Surely a gorilla would remember its offspring.

  • @cracked
    @cracked 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    First new Honest Ads since 2017 now live here!!! th-cam.com/video/_riGg2BW8Jw/w-d-xo.html

    • @andrewwright.
      @andrewwright. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It what brought me here....great adds.

    • @lionelraoul
      @lionelraoul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The unspoken truth about Cracked is it's not nearly as much fun without Roger.

    • @jdubdoubleu
      @jdubdoubleu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sweet. Now hurry and make more, these are addictive

    • @YouTubePurgetheblackplague
      @YouTubePurgetheblackplague 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You forgot about the children.

  • @JohnnyCatFitz
    @JohnnyCatFitz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    That turned quite dark fairly quickly. Thanks Roger.

  • @FelixFelisis
    @FelixFelisis 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1478

    Actually, in the case of cats, WE are THEIR slaves.

    • @GenX-Memories
      @GenX-Memories 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Not in my house, lol. My cats know exactly who's boss (and it ain't them).

    • @ellllllo77
      @ellllllo77 8 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      cats are assholes

    • @NIXRevolution
      @NIXRevolution 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      china

    • @NIXRevolution
      @NIXRevolution 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** xdd, i was gonna make some remark on that, about why they hate her, but i decided it's a bit too racist xD

    • @trevethan82319841
      @trevethan82319841 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Dexter Xanatos maybe your cats think your chines gf might eat them

  • @firebird9594
    @firebird9594 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Btw do news channels and how they only show "big" stories.

    • @falleneldor
      @falleneldor 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'd buy that honest ad for a dollar!

    • @jonasbonilla5657
      @jonasbonilla5657 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +redstone cat GREAT IDEA!!!!!!!!!

    • @tbeller80
      @tbeller80 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +MadZuri That could be Roger's opening narration word for word.

  • @Whammytap
    @Whammytap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    18 years ago I bought a baby cockatiel from a pet store. I knew it was going to be a 20-30 year commitment. And so far, I'm right. In his 18 years, he has seen all there is to see. He's bored with everything. He has become bored of literally every bird toy on the market, and of every reasonably safe household item I can think to offer him, and of "pet T.V.," of the birdfeeder outside, and of his housemates. You can't remove a bird's genitals, and he wants to breed. But he doesn't understand that he's a bird, and I'm not going to give him another bird to breed with anyway, so he's frustrated, horny and angry. He shrieks constantly. He shrieks when he's happy, when he's mad, when he's startled and when the house is quiet, when the house is loud, and most of all, when he's bored. Which is all the time except when he's preening. He's permanently bonded to me and giving him to someone else would break his li'l mind. Don't buy birds, people. They are too smart for us. You think you know where you're gonna be in life 20 years down the road, but you don't.

    • @azel8rrp169
      @azel8rrp169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Getting an animal that can fly and keeping it in a cage is the most cruel thing a human being can do. I never understood why anyone would do that to such beautiful animals.

    • @Whammytap
      @Whammytap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@azel8rrp169 I agree. I no longer have a desire to keep anything in a cage ever again. But you see how I'm kind of stuck with this cockatiel. Thanks to humans, including me, he's profoundly broken. I'm just trying to make things as nice as I can for him, given what I've got to work with.

    • @hawtain4399
      @hawtain4399 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      At least your honest. I’ve owned pets in the past and felt so guilty about it. Everyone just goes on like it’s normal. I had a cat once and the vet kept on pestering me saying I needed to get it neutered and I am putting it at risk. It absolutely ruined my cat and it had a complete personality change it was a shadow of its former self. The hamsters I had as a kid spent most of their life’s trying to escape their cages and don’t get me started on dogs. I felt awful and it’s for that very reason I’ll never own another living thing again. It’s wrong and cruel on so many levels. More people need to wake up to this.

    • @joannabusinessaccount7293
      @joannabusinessaccount7293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thanks for point this out. I’ve always thought that people who own dogs are into control. And keeping birds in a cage and fish in a tank is so cruel, like jailing the animal for life. Also taking away an animal’s reproductive rights (cutting their organs off and prohibiting them from having sex) in the name of so they won’t be killed by humans in another way is just kind of weird. I’m really glad this video was made.

    • @Wolf-fighter
      @Wolf-fighter ปีที่แล้ว +3

      simply let him breed and take the eggs away afterwards xD lol

  • @nekokyun944
    @nekokyun944 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    How Robots will talk about Humans in the future

    • @zomgseriosuly
      @zomgseriosuly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LMAOOO OMG

    • @comradeweismann6947
      @comradeweismann6947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oof

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "Have their genitalia removed early on. It is the only truly robote thing to do."

    • @kavijackson868
      @kavijackson868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      EXACTLY!!!

    • @mattevans4377
      @mattevans4377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, I trust robots to look after the planet better than humans....

  • @missshannonsunshine
    @missshannonsunshine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    “ a very high maintenance painting “ 😂😂😂☠️☠️

  • @jlb478
    @jlb478 8 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    How about an honest hotel commercial?

    • @lwanco1018
      @lwanco1018 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Jo Dee Yes

    • @RainintheBrain
      @RainintheBrain 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Jo Dee Great Idea.

    • @tigersily
      @tigersily 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Jo Dee
      Yes

    • @jdb2002
      @jdb2002 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Jo Dee I just stayed in one two weeks ago, so that wouldn't be a bad one at all.

    • @jlb478
      @jlb478 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** I have family who work in the industry. There is always some craziness happening.

  • @smallstudiodesign
    @smallstudiodesign 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Whenever I feel lonely and wanting that animal connection ... I’ll go to one of the big city/regional parks, beaches/seaside or nature reserves outside town ... and enjoy the water fowl, song birds, squirrels, skunks, raccoons etc. And if I want to interact with dogs ... there’s always the local dog park. And for cats, well, a simple walk in the neighbourhood will involve an encounter or two with some that roam around & are particularly affectionate.

  • @a-bird-lover
    @a-bird-lover 8 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    1. Slave implies that your pets are working for you, so captives would probably be a better word. Captives with stockholm syndrome.
    2. Well, what are we supposed to do with our captives? They can't survive in the wild (Unless they're a tarantula or snake or something, but you still can't just release them). A wild pomeranian would be hilarious though.
    (Edit:
    This comment is a year old; I don't remember this video or agree with a lot of what I'd said. You can still reply if you like, but note that I'll probably ignore it.)

    • @seabb
      @seabb 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ah, there we see the wild Pomeranian in its wild habitat! Stuffing it's face with dried-up scum found on the floor of some chicken nugget factory, it feeds. Now we see it napping in a spot of sun, while its symbiotic partner, Sally, scrapes its hands across the creature's digestive organ without it knowing. How beautiful, Mother Nature.

    • @motherintoronto
      @motherintoronto 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Let them go extinct so they can stop shitting on sidewalks or have owners who scoop their shit into bags and leave them like gifts on random neighbours driveways.
      Yes, good plan. Extinction.

    • @a-bird-lover
      @a-bird-lover 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +InandaroundTO The owners try to scrape their dog's poop into bags? Usually they just leave it for some unfortunate guy to step in.

    • @RD19902010
      @RD19902010 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      My cats always lived outside the majority of time. They could have left anytime they wanted. :-)

    • @egonzalez4294
      @egonzalez4294 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +RD19902010 yeah :o my cat would even bring me food... the other day she bought a chicken and we made it soup...

  • @pamelars7497
    @pamelars7497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    We all should have that honesty serum to get a reality check once in awhile

  • @__seeker__
    @__seeker__ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    The misanthropy of this series is so uplifting. Thank you.

    • @Robert96902
      @Robert96902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I have the same mentality 😂 but some people just can’t handle the closest thing to the truth, they like to believe in lies

    • @tommyodonovan3883
      @tommyodonovan3883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've been called a bigot, racist, Misogynist when really I am a run of the mill misanthrope.
      I'm a lover of history and philosophy....it is an occupational hazard.

    • @ilovepdub
      @ilovepdub ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Robert96902you have to understand that your mindset or this mindset is only true to you people who think this way. Is not the people can't handle your truth is that they don't agree with you everybody don't look at it that way. Most pet owners are madly in love with their pet over human beings pets are the most pampered waited on living rent-free organisms on the planet. That treated better than people so if you guys want to look at it that way you can't call people wrong for not

    • @omegahaxors9-11
      @omegahaxors9-11 ปีที่แล้ว

      Forced positivity is the tool of the oppressor. As soon as you start pointing out how bad things are, their lies fall flat.

  • @lorenzotanzi9851
    @lorenzotanzi9851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    S-entient
    L-iving
    A-nimals
    V-accinations
    E-xtra
    I love this humour.

  • @sverrg
    @sverrg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Thank you so much for uaing the correct term “raising the question” rather than begging, which is an entirely different thing that most people confuse

  • @RichAdams21
    @RichAdams21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Good job, Roger. Now tackle the "corporate stock footage" industry. You know, the produced-for-sale clips of happy people doing happy things in slow motion like gardening, flying kites & ballroom dancing on the beach; prominently used in prescription drug ads and wireless internet ads for country folks. There's little I enjoy more than watching the bizarre juxtaposition of inexplicably gleeful people chasing puppies through a field of daisies at half speed while the voice on the TV ad lists the horrible side effects of whatever particular poisonous drug they're selling.

  • @cillyhoney1892
    @cillyhoney1892 8 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    I do not own my cat, he owns me. I only put a collar on his neck so other people know he is not a lost stray.

    • @TheTonybudd
      @TheTonybudd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ~ thats adorable . . . im sure he doesn't mind tolerating you at all . . . ; )

    • @thearcheduck8746
      @thearcheduck8746 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      true statement, cats hate you and only use you for food. I am not joking, these are researched facts.

    • @cillyhoney1892
      @cillyhoney1892 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ArcDuc
      Actually my cat follows me around like a dog and likes to sleep with me in my bed. During the day he will position himself near where ever I am and every evening will jump in to my lap for pets and scratches. I call it his two minuets of love but really it can go for a while until he is tired of it and jumps down. I think he is grateful I rescued him from the street life. He's living on Easy Street now. He the most affectionate cat I have ever had a relationship with.

    • @thearcheduck8746
      @thearcheduck8746 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Cilly Honey I was going to type out a essay arguing that your cat hates you but it's a stupid argument to have.

    • @cillyhoney1892
      @cillyhoney1892 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ArcDuc
      You showed awareness! Bravo, you sir are a rare soul.

  • @droppingnostopping3534
    @droppingnostopping3534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    I was cursed with seeing things the way they truly are.
    I realized this at the age of 6 lol.

    • @redacted5657
      @redacted5657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @anandsuralkar2947
      @anandsuralkar2947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same and it been soo disgusting world to live in from the childhood.looking at people feeling good that they are petting an animal who is tortured in the past with the crossbriding and stuff.and even in present suffers the consequences.
      Chicken cows pigs being tortured and killed and stuf...sad

    • @jesusvera7941
      @jesusvera7941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      incredible info man, but i didnt ask

    • @whyamiwastingmytimeonthis
      @whyamiwastingmytimeonthis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jesusvera7941 gramps, I'm telling you for the 100th time, not everything posted on the internet is a personal message sent to you personally.
      ...no, "the microsoft" doesn't call people to check in on people's computers.

    • @JS-rv3et
      @JS-rv3et 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah marketing doesn't work on me the cups not half full or half empty its just a glass of fucking water.
      im a realist i eat candy and sugary foods not because i think its healthy or balanced but because i like sugar i can stop anytime i want but i dont want to so i wont hahaha

  • @twotone3471
    @twotone3471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Do a Honest Military Recruitment ad LOL! (would be the 1st one in history)

    • @SimRacingVeteran
      @SimRacingVeteran 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wasn’t lied to at all.

    • @SimRacingVeteran
      @SimRacingVeteran 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m being sarcastic.

    • @franznarf
      @franznarf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      after a year of training a honest soldier's job is simple but must done in the right order:
      1_travelling the world
      2_raping women
      3_shooting people
      4_and after looting
      5_burn everything left
      Or simply don't burn before loot and don't rape the dead

  • @saintsolaris
    @saintsolaris 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Oh man please do cars! I've always thought it was a little insane what was happening as the landscape whips by at completely unreasonable speeds that I am in a 1 ton chunk of metal powered by explosions, in a glass climate controlled bubble, listening to not just music, but the specific music of my choice being sent to me via invisible light. Then my passenger turns to me and says "This is bullshit! Why can't we go faster?". Cars are amazing pieces of technology that we let absolute idiots use, often to with lethal consequences. Please do cars!

    • @countchocula2169
      @countchocula2169 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      You have to pass a test. What more do you want?

  • @kjoliver4125
    @kjoliver4125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I have mastered telepathy with the squirrels in my backyard...They come running for my nuts every time I crack the door.

    • @tristanweide
      @tristanweide 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Steve Terry Those things are so uncomfortable, just chop them off.

    • @ES11777
      @ES11777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That sounded very wrong.

    • @nathalie_desrosiers
      @nathalie_desrosiers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      When you say 'nuts' do you mean the ones that -we can eat- grow in trees? Or the other kind?

    • @NtrosXo
      @NtrosXo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nathalie_desrosiers in some cases you can eat both kinds

    • @yoyomsm
      @yoyomsm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I understood that the wrong way at first lmao

  • @justarandomdude7754
    @justarandomdude7754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    He: Do you want absolute power of *life and death* in relationship
    Me a MD: Hey I already have that power with people.
    For legal reasons thats a joke

    • @trueweapon2349
      @trueweapon2349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was thinking the same thing lol. Ofcourse we can't be always right and perfect so we can't save everyone. So yeah we have power of life and death in a relationship which should make us feel more responsible. I hope my education and my hardwork will do good against people. I am currently at my 3rd year at medschool and things are getting hard.

    • @learningfromlifewithashley6643
      @learningfromlifewithashley6643 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

  • @CourtneyCoulson
    @CourtneyCoulson 8 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I don't know about other dogs, but my dog tells me when it's time to go for a walk or to feed him or makes me open doors for him. Somehow he became the alpha.

    • @cashmoney4553
      @cashmoney4553 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol you need to put your dog in a headlock and a good old nuggie.

    •  6 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's ok, but there are people who wants a pet like they were a plushy toy. They can't speak their mind. They have feelings and that is what nobody address it too.

  • @justinstojanoski-pearson6184
    @justinstojanoski-pearson6184 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Hey! Say what you want, but I love how my cat waits at the window for me when I come home from work. I love my cat

    • @ChatteNoireBlanche
      @ChatteNoireBlanche 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Because he is desesperated because you let him trapped alone in your home for many hours

    • @thapelomashaomasemola7922
      @thapelomashaomasemola7922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂😂😂😂😂 yeah just another slave driver justifying corruption and abuse, the same people who complain when big business gives politicians large sums of money to live unsustainable lives in exchange for favours and corner cutting

    • @robertlamberth6586
      @robertlamberth6586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's because there's a parasite in your brain that compels you to love your cat. No, i'm not joking. Look it up

    • @mandypandy111ify
      @mandypandy111ify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thapelomashaomasemola7922 That tinfoil hat is on too tight, dear. I think you need to take it off, or at least loosen it a little.

    • @blackmamba___
      @blackmamba___ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you treat your slave well, then no reason why they shouldn't love you. Right? 🤔

  • @johnostrum6953
    @johnostrum6953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Thank you for saying precisely what I think.

  • @Mars0984
    @Mars0984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    So glad this video exists. For years I’ve said that a DOG is an animal and a BABY is a human. Not sure why/how there has been such confusion.

  • @potatopotatoeOG
    @potatopotatoeOG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That Fetch-o-matic seems great.
    I'll take 2

  • @richardsmith748
    @richardsmith748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Yeah this vid is so true on so many levels - kittens and puppies eventually go to animial shelters - impulse buying leading to neglect latter on - endless vet costs associated with a creature born into misery thanks to inbreeding - my take on pet ownership go into it with eyes wide open.

    • @liesdamnlies3372
      @liesdamnlies3372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      True of people who, horrifyingly, don’t educate themselves at all going in. When you adopt an animal, you don’t just discard them when they are inconvenient or you’re done with them. I was shocked when I heard people did such things when I was a kid.
      Probably the saddest are the well-intentioned but naive people who don’t research dog breeds before getting one. They end-up with a husky but had no plans to play with them outdoors five times a day, give them a job, and tons of space to run around in, for example.

    • @alvallac2171
      @alvallac2171 ปีที่แล้ว

      *later (different meaning and pronunciation)

    • @kmc1994
      @kmc1994 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@liesdamnlies3372don’t judge people. At the end of the day animals are animals and we need to address WHY people are struggling with and without pets….

    • @liesdamnlies3372
      @liesdamnlies3372 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kmc1994 What do you mean, "animals are animals"?

  • @therandomnomad435
    @therandomnomad435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The smirk after he saying "try that with a human child "🤣🤣🤣

  • @blackpearl9504
    @blackpearl9504 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This made me think about how there was a guy on the internet who asked for advice. Because, well you had a good relationship with his dog. And would play, feed, show all the affection in the world for this dog.
    Then one day, he opened the door, and fido did like any pet. He bolted. And was lost.
    Eventually after spending some time asking around and looking for his runaway dog, one of his neighbors found him and brought him back home.
    The problem was.the dogs personality did a 180.
    He refused to acknowledge him anymore, didn't wanna play with him anymore, didn't wanna cuddle. And only was interested in games that involved "treats" as a reward.
    He made it sound like the dog was side eyeing him. And sitting far away from him. Avoiding him at all cost.
    He took the dog to a vet, nothing wrong with him. He even said the dog had zero problems with people and was friendly to everyone BUT HIM, the owner.
    People said he probably brought home the wrong dog, or it was a "spicy" dog breed thats stubborn. And so his behavior is normal.
    But lets be honest.....
    This dog tasted freedom for the first time in his life via animal instincts. And now hes back locked in the house. Forced to be "loved". And desired by his owner. 😂

    • @symix.
      @symix. 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      More like the guy did something terrible to the dog and then that caused it to lose trust in him and he really thought the dog was only non-living item.

    • @TheNewHope2010
      @TheNewHope2010 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lol! I hate to say it but that story made me think of some former housewives I know! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @AkhtarM28
    @AkhtarM28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    couldn't agree more about "being frustrated with human relationships". I think that is exactly why a lot of people prefer taking care of animals than an orphan.

    • @theresemichels4661
      @theresemichels4661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's cheaper to adopt an animal over a child. Sad but true.

    • @miscellaneouscogitations7322
      @miscellaneouscogitations7322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      What if you're not financially stable enough to take care of a human child? Or not in a good place emotionally?
      Taking in an orphaned human is A LOT of responsibility.
      Taking in a an orphaned/abandoned kitten just requires you to feed it and make sure it's safe and healthy. You don't have to teach it about life, your psychological issues won't directly affect it... These two scenarios are not the same

  • @ethanwagner6418
    @ethanwagner6418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    1.7k pet owners disliked this video.

    • @claudiachurch4285
      @claudiachurch4285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Im sure they did lol

    • @rgawt1870
      @rgawt1870 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I'm a pet owner but everything he is saying is so true funny 😂 shit

    • @shaanimemon
      @shaanimemon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hahaha true

    • @rayhanashuva8011
      @rayhanashuva8011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I m a pet owner. I liked it.

    • @Kirke182
      @Kirke182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm a pet owner and I thought it was pretty funny.

  • @privateprivate8366
    @privateprivate8366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I’m a pet owner and I actually agree. But, as I spoil them rotten and having pets allows those around me to live in some measure of peace, I’ll take it.🙂

  • @dewilew2137
    @dewilew2137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I assumed that this would mention that buying a pet is basically owning a ticking debilitating grief time bomb that’s set to detonate in 8-15 years. I’ll never own another pet. 😔

  • @user-ys9to2ie7k
    @user-ys9to2ie7k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    In other words, a poor man's alarm system!

    • @ES11777
      @ES11777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      People who use living creatures as an alarm system don't deserve to have pets.

    • @matriarcatpreeminent51
      @matriarcatpreeminent51 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You mean all night long alarm that was never set by you? lol! 😄Totally annoying.

    • @fgregerfeaxcwfeffece
      @fgregerfeaxcwfeffece 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@miso-ge1gz You forgot the fact that it costs more then the alternative if you are not a sociopath.

  • @killercroc99
    @killercroc99 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Roger from Honest Ads vs. Adam Ruins everything!
    Someone send that to Screw attack.

    • @internziko
      @internziko 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Roger wins, flawless victory

    • @mogwaisales
      @mogwaisales 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow, that would be awesome.

    • @lucifaerislifeandstuff5181
      @lucifaerislifeandstuff5181 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@internziko Rodger just seems to be able to do anything within the laws of physics. He seems that virtually be able to do any job. Adam on the other hand can literally bend reality I think Adam has this in the bag.

  • @Paarthurnaxdova
    @Paarthurnaxdova 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Don’t forget “if you don’t like sentiment beings with limited understanding then we will make you look like a devil of this earth”.

    • @mandypandy111ify
      @mandypandy111ify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Sentiment beings"? What does that mean?

    • @aware951
      @aware951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mandypandy111ify 🤫

    • @Paarthurnaxdova
      @Paarthurnaxdova 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Solmaz Dar I like them, I just don’t want to own them.

    • @karensabortionclinic7491
      @karensabortionclinic7491 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mandypandy111ify HAHA FR

    • @Nick-hv8gj
      @Nick-hv8gj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sentient beings, sweet-haht. Unless you're alterin' ya spelling ta indicate a fuckin' accent... it's no good. Spellin' and gramma'r very fuckin' impordent deez days, y'know. An I otta know. I teach English to da fuckin' guys zat come ova heeya who don't speak it so good, y'know. I teach 'em da right way ta fuckin' tawk if ya gonna try'n communiscat-- ta communionesca--- to fuckin' know what's bein' said. So sentient means what youssayin'. Sentiment means "a view of or attitude toward a situation or event; an opinion" I googled it. 'Scuse me.

  • @NickRoman
    @NickRoman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "vaguely S&M themed accessories" lol

  • @howlbigbadwolf
    @howlbigbadwolf 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:32....Bruh That was scary!

  • @thejackalbaby8385
    @thejackalbaby8385 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Very high maintenance painting" killed me!!!

  • @chrism8180
    @chrism8180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "S&M themed accessories" 😆

  • @JohnDoe-my5ip
    @JohnDoe-my5ip ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You don’t own cats, cats own you

    • @IMeMineWho
      @IMeMineWho 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same thing with 🐰s..they are just more benevolent dictators.😄

  • @vitinosolano6632
    @vitinosolano6632 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I truly love what you're doing. you're funny, touch on real subjects and you're very talented in my humble opinion. thank you for your great work. keep it up.

  • @damianlopez7630
    @damianlopez7630 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Roger Horton!!! Always Speaking Honestly!!! Lol!!!

  • @NarsFromMars
    @NarsFromMars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Iran here 🙋🌺 There's never been a real pet culture over here, but thanks to the prevailing "everything white people do is cool AND PRESTIGIOUS" trend over here, we see more and more girls walking on the street with a fluffy white poodle or something like that.

    • @ruthswann88
      @ruthswann88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Does you country also suffer from bipolar episodes of "white people are cool" and "white people are evil" sometimes even at the same time?

    • @NarsFromMars
      @NarsFromMars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@ruthswann88 well..... I don't think so. There might be ugly shouts of 'death to this country and that country' but at the end of the day Iranians in general admire westerners (you could even see that in their eyes, even the most religious and so-called anti-west people, who i have a LOT among my relatives 🙄)

    • @ruthswann88
      @ruthswann88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@NarsFromMars Oh that's good, I hope Iranians can one day just see westerners as equals and not go past that and start thinking they're all superior and stuff like some people do back in China. Wish I could visit one day

    • @NarsFromMars
      @NarsFromMars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ruthswann88 🙋❤️🌷🌺

    • @NarsFromMars
      @NarsFromMars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Black Watch Ja can talar Svenska litte gran🙈🙃 That's interesting to hear, didn't know that. Trends change all the time of course, but all of us should keep our national traditions (the good ones only!) alive, while embracing new trends.

  • @kinghenryxl1747
    @kinghenryxl1747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Humiliating costumes". Thank God somebody has finally said it!

  • @solascriptura-e7t
    @solascriptura-e7t 5 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    Do: "If child support cases were honest".
    I dare you 😈😈😈

    • @TENNSUMITSUMA
      @TENNSUMITSUMA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Heh heh heh... siddown!

    • @sciencenate
      @sciencenate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol YES!!!! It needs a dare!

    • @odala8245
      @odala8245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Magnum Stud deadbeat dad

    • @theopayne3818
      @theopayne3818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      God please 🙏🏽 do!

    • @byronspears9395
      @byronspears9395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed...

  • @tidepods1884
    @tidepods1884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    This guy just takes all the fun out of life...

    • @caesarcch3879
      @caesarcch3879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You forgot to add trade mark after fun(FUN™)

    • @caesarcch3879
      @caesarcch3879 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @boneair I mean they basically sell "fun"

    • @stinkiebhlood6473
      @stinkiebhlood6473 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Naw he brought it back to me lol

    • @deathsson7401
      @deathsson7401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah, he's just telling us how it is without the bullshit :)

  • @banezh1611
    @banezh1611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That akward moment when you realize that now 4 year old humans are also having their genitals removed without understanding what it means.

    • @Coelophysis-yv9lj
      @Coelophysis-yv9lj 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      BaneZH wait what

    • @Coelophysis-yv9lj
      @Coelophysis-yv9lj 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What the hell

    • @banezh1611
      @banezh1611 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Coelophysis-yv9lj Look up James Younger.

    • @GenericProtagonist7
      @GenericProtagonist7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For years baby boys have been having their genitalia mutilated at birth in the west, myself included, but these hacks would never cover that.

  • @CommanderCronus
    @CommanderCronus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm glad someone finally got around to making this video. Way too many people adopt pets just because they think it's trendy to do so.

  • @jimmy-zcruiser3457
    @jimmy-zcruiser3457 8 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    If only our parents were honest

    • @5kamon
      @5kamon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That would need to be a pretty long confession video.

    • @sitdowndogbreath
      @sitdowndogbreath 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      There was an episode I think on the Twilight Zone where kids got to go to like a zoo like atmosphere I think I pick a parent it was in a black and white TV format

  • @rxscience9214
    @rxscience9214 8 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Honestly at this point it's way too late to complain. If we were to release our pets, or what ever the solution is, they'd end up like the countless other species we've driven to extinction or near extinction.

    • @177SCmaro
      @177SCmaro 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      david rodriguez Survival of the fittest, baby!

    • @marroonrider3193
      @marroonrider3193 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      man has hunted many species into extinction, others have died as they're environments have been destroyed by man. so no, cats and dogs wouldn't be driven into extinction,(we don't eat these animals int he US) their population would decrease to fit into ecosystem they'd be introduced to.

    • @177SCmaro
      @177SCmaro 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      marroon rider Most domestic animals do very poorly when introduced to the wild.

    • @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024
      @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      marroon rider
      chances are we've saved more species without trying example bugs that invade our homes in the winter

    • @tylerdurden3722
      @tylerdurden3722 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      david rodriguez ... We should stop them from reproducing.
      I never got why people keep pets. Always thought it was weird in some sick way.

  • @rightknowledgeman
    @rightknowledgeman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I never could commit to having to walk a dog in say February 10 degree weather or pouring down rain, 5AM or 1AM like I’ve seen some people do

    • @reinasherman8009
      @reinasherman8009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      To be fair my dog cant either haha she loves walks but at times like that she even says hell no and turns her fluffy ass around and heads back inside.

    • @klairdelun456
      @klairdelun456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Then get a cat! I have 4! They go in the cat litter🥰

  • @philipclifford2314
    @philipclifford2314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Pet owners in recent years have begun equating their custody over their dogs &/or cats as a parent-child relationship. I have trouble expressing to them just how creepy this makes me feel. But it does. A lot.

    • @МарияАндреева-б3ч
      @МарияАндреева-б3ч 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Well, it makes sense to me. Not everyone is comfortable with "owning" a pet, they might prefer being a pet's "guardian". It does not mean they truly equate the relationship with kids to relationship with pets, more like make them more palatable

    • @tommyodonovan3883
      @tommyodonovan3883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They're broken

    • @nate9030
      @nate9030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Tbh i equate animal care as more of a friendship bond. I understand why ppl call themselves pet parents because technically even animals can adopt and be parents to other species which means humans can too.

    • @МарияАндреева-б3ч
      @МарияАндреева-б3ч 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@nate9030they are not really friends, if they have no choice in anything and you make all the decisions for them. That is more like kids really

    • @TheGreenNewSteal2025
      @TheGreenNewSteal2025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You’ll get over it. Please don’t get a dog though. You can have a cat. A cat won’t give a shit about you either.