GGR: Jim's Departure Woes

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[Verse]
Jim Ryan bounced, ditched the game, slick as Teflon,
Left PS5 with services, games rackin' up the debt wrong,
Shufflin' pucks now, senior center legend,
Chocolate pudding VIP, future ain't pretendin'.
[Verse 2]
Herman stuck cleanin' up, broom in hand, sweepin',
Holes in code, servers down, late nights, no sleepin',
Fans rage on Twitter, pitchforks in the forum,
Legacy of chaos, man, he left a quorum.
[Chorus]
Jim's off cruisin', gettin' extras from the staff,
PS5 tremblin', users feel the aftermath,
Jim Shuffleboard kingpin, dessert on command,
Herman took the hit, game world in his hands.
[Verse 3]
Pudding parfaits, Jim is livin' large deluxe,
Meanwhile consoles crash, blue screens, what the flux?
Nursing home lobby, cheers for his slick moves,
While gamers left hangin', payin' for the grooves.
[Bridge]
Forums light up, Herman, fix the mess urgent,
Glitches be rampin', community's insurgent,
From CEO to retiree, Jim found his groove,
Left a broken empire, Herman's gotta prove.
[Verse 4]
Broken joysticks, service games, ain't no good deal,
Jim's tarnished, dust on that appeal,
Corporate shuffleboard champion, golden spoon's rhyme,
Herman’s stressin' overtime, fixin' errors prime.

[@gopodge]

WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!

[@naseemwaja8735]

Jim 🦁 Ryan

[@thev3432]

As a PS guy I love that you attack these incompetent Sony execs. If bots would have done this years ago Xbox wouldn’t be dead right now.

[@beavis4play]

jim ryan was one of the worst things to ever happen to sonys Playstation division.