Never Trust a Puppet
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 เม.ย. 2012
- A song about a Mother passing on her wisdom to her son
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I heard my dad sing a little bit of this and when he started singing this, I just KNEW I had to look it up sometime(because that was the first time I ever heard anyone sing this tune I think), and so, here I am. Thank you dad for bringing light of this now I'm never gonna forget this. XD
I BURNT MY TOUNGUE I BURNT MY TOUNGUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you have now experenced the random funny magic of Haywood Banks.
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Another thing about that is I always have to turn the volume up all the way.
I have listened to this song about 50 times and it just gets better I BURNT MY TONGUE
51?
I can confirm from experience that everything in this video about what puppets do is true
One creepy thing about puppets he forgot to mention about is that they somehow memorize your voice. And so, when they talk to you, they sound just like you.
These are my Puppet chords, (you can trust them)
C g am f c am f g
C g am f c am f g c
Am em f c
Am em f c
Am em f c
Am em f g
***** Thank you
***** He may be untrue!
but no matter what a Heywood says
I ain't givin' money to you.
You hit the nail on the head there, haha.
Heywoodbanks ...love you man! :) You have brought me much joy over the years and my sons David and Mike love you too! Bless you! :)
Thanks broski
I watch this before I go to bed. Everyone needs advice before sleeping!
thanks melanie page, real enlightening. b
Careful, you might wake screaming because you had a nightmare about puppets.
I burst out laughing hard till I end up getting dizzy and sick every time I hear this I love Heywood Banks Rodney Carrington and the rest of the comedian singers I also love the Bob and Tom show
I carry two sock puppets everywhere I go. I wear them on my feet though, just to be different.
And you probably hear voices coming from your feet saying "OW! OW! OUCH! OW!".
Agreed! The world just would not be as much fun without HB. Keep the hits coming!!
This dude here kills it! I never get tired of good humor!
I don't know how this video doesn't have a million views. Genius!
I finally found the guy who did Yeah Toast!
You should see him live it's a great show.
You mean the guy that found his and a quote from him “stairway to
Purgatory” lol
this isnt yeah toast, that is his other masterpiece, learn your facts
His butter jesus and the cartoon animals are hilarious too🤣
@@Alakazam_Craft
How is it that I've been around the sun over 60 times and just heard this cleverest and funniest of humans for the first time today?!?? What, have I been living under a rock or something?!? Thank you for the laughs and groans!
I cannot stop listening to this song.
One of my favorite songs.
61 people are like, "This isn't a laughing matter, puppets are like that!"
It isn't a laughing matter, and puppets are like that.
Another creepy thing about puppets that he didn't mention is that they somehow memorize your voice. And so, when they talk to you, they sound just like you. I have nightmares about that. *(NOT!!!)*
Lol now it's 93
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More and more people are taking this seriously.
Whoever wrote this song should be put in home somewhere.
(Lauhed so hard it took more than a couple minutes before I could see to type this!)
I know I'm weird but I find this song so funny!
H. Banks is a genius for sure, this is one of my favorites. Also, Big Butter Jesus, and of course, Toast. And I almost forgot, the Taser Song...He's hilarious.
Perfect for the upcoming election season!
"And, one night when I was asleep, the puppet ran away....." Great cover story, mom.
I BURNT MY TONGUE, I BURNT MY TONGUE!!! THAT IS GENIUS! XDXD
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Another thing about that is I always have to turn the volume up all the way.
catch me singing this to my kids like its lullaby
My mother passed away this year and your videos are so filled with her type of corny energy that it makes me feel like she's with me. She would have loved this stuff.
Thank you for being you and bringing laughter in a dark world!
Did she ever do what Heywood said about in the second verse?
It NEVER gets old!
I love this song! 🤣
Creative and funny!
Genius at work.
This guy is such a legend,thanks for the good laughs.
I'm literally crying! Thanks :)
the feels...
Love you heywood
Amazing video you are so talented I love this song and the toast song
I love your songs
Brilliant. Grant Baciocco sent me. 😂🎶
For a moment there I was expecting... 'Puppets are really hard'.
Puppets; They get you every time. lol
I know. They're almost as creepy as clowns and mimes.
@@nbuehster Imagine a mime clown puppet.
@@astarothosullivan3099 I believe there's already a movie about that called "It". :D
Another creepy thing about puppets is that they somehow memorize your voice. And so, when they talk to you, they sound just like you. I have nightmares about that. *(NOT!!!)*
I heard this on Bob and Tom this morning! I need more!
Me to
Ahhh the genius of Heywood Banks.
i like that part a lot
I think I just peed myself- this nut is hysterical!!!!
Thank you Haywood, I now know the truth about puppets. Protect and serve and all that bs
+💎Mr.Antimatter.
Puppets are almost as creepy as clowns and mimes.
Another creepy thing about puppets that he didn't mention is that they somehow memorize your voice. And so, when they talk to you, they sound just like you. I have nightmares about that. *(NOT!!!)*
I am crying with laughter!!!!
And soon you'll be crying with fear when your aunt chases you around the house with a lamb puppet on her hand, screaming "I BURNT MY TONGUE, I BURNT MY TONGUE!!!".
“I BURNT MY TONGUE I BURNT MY TONGUE!!!!!!!!”
Thanks.
I BURNT MY TOUNGE I BURNT MY TOUNGE..........................................never trust a puppet XD i totally died at that part
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HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY
Love to have hing sing this duet with like birney spears or something
Lol. Ok you're unfortunately officially on my fantasy football team. Forgot about this one
I'm hoping for a Koch -Rove- Romney video for this song!
yeah I don't know why but I always have to replay it
I heard these on Spotify I didn’t think this is what you looked like. But 👍
I just about wet myself. My wife just don't get it...may have to get rid of her(LOL). Punjab. Cat got dead etc. Gems every single one. Thanks Heywood making the world a better place... one crazy song at a time!!
The world would definitely be a better place if he had a bulldozer.
good work
Sez Heywood at the start of the video: "This song is a little odd."
The man's a genius with a gift for understatement.
ok
I heard this song on Bob and Tom this morning. Funniest shit ever.
This also applies to corporations and governments.
AWSOMLY HALLIRIOUS
On a steek!
I soiled myself listening to this...stuck in shore traffic. You owe me $9 in dry cleaning...and $99 for me to get my car detailed!!! LOL
You are a marketing genius Mr Patel!
Heywoodbanks So are u saying I shouldn't trust my puppet collection? o_o
Awesome Anime Girl
RUN FROM YOUR PUPPETS O-O
Amanda Grainger I BURNT THEM 2 HOURS AGO I SWEAR ONE MOVED.
Awesome Anime Girl
Never trust dolls either burn them too if you didnt
Heywoodbanks anb who is the YEAH TOAST
This would fit in perfectly as an I Think You Should Leave sketxh
I absolutely lost it when I herd that part
If you mean 2:44, that's a meme now.
Hilarious listen to it in school reactions in the class where lol
+Ryan Cole right funny when u did it every bodies reaction doe
HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEYWOOD, WHERE IS THE FLIPPIN TOASTER
laughed so hard I peed myself
Puppet whispers: hey Bethany I got to tell ya something. Bethany: yea?
Puppet screams: I BURNT MA TOUNGE I BURNT MA TOUNGE!!!
LMAO
I also had a traumatic puppet experience growing up.😳😕
Made ma laugh out loud. You've a fan in Ireland. If you ever come over for a show I'll be there
Coola Boola Glad you found me! I am working up an Irishy set with Trauma to the Groin, Snakes cant drive stick,Me mothers gigantic Brassier,and When theres a game at Notre Dame!
I look forward to hearing those :) Love your work
.... Now i know where my mom got this song from.
2:44 Heywood Banks.created a meme.
Any possibility of getting a studio version of this?
we need a tutorial for this.!
LOL nice.
I BURN'T MA TUNG I BURN'T MA TUNG
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Try out for amerias got talent.
Does anyone know the chords he's playing from 1:10 to 1:40?
I'll never look at a puppet the same
I forgot what is this
Baby deer: how dare you
LOL...ahahahahah...still laughing...hehehe
I can see this song on Dead Slience
Rule #1 of life: Never trust a Puppet.
Yeah. They're almost as creepy as clowns and mimes.
Another creepy thing about puppets that he didn't mention is that they somehow memorize your voice. And so, when they talk to you, they sound just like you. I have nightmares about that. *(NOT!!!)*
Commander Data meets Colonel Saunders. You're welcome and you can use this. :)
He's like the guy version of Phoebe Buffay!!
Duncan Baumgarten Oh doess he now? I think we all realized that
Duncan Baumgarten oh my goddd yessss!! 😂
except the fact that Phoebe Buffay CANNOT sing even if her life depended on it and he is a decent singer...
So this means Elmo has been deceiving me this whole time!? O.O *goes and hides in a dark corner*
He's a "muppet". Those are different than puppets.
#iburnedmytongue
Shouldn't that be "#IBURNTMYTONGUE!!!|"?
I love this song! :) is it possible to get this version without all the laughter and background noise?
Adriana Kuzmikova I’m pretty sure that would be impossible. This is hilarious.
This song made a gf crash her car when I played it for her.
We were both alright, just went into the ditch.
What about dolls and action figures?
You like yea toast wolf me too 😋
If you don't believe Heywood, ask the little boys that trusted elmo...
me 2 man
I just wanna know where the puppet went
I'm behind you.
2.44 best part lol :D
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Hey, would banks be open today?
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they sit sit in the fridge and stock you when ur not loooking
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And, when they're just sitting on the shelf in your room they watch everything you do. And they know what you dream about when you're sleeping.
Me not have puppets
Hmmmm in the literal AND figurative sense
Damn hasn't uploaded in years...R.I.P
i think i peed myself laughing
You *think* you did? There's an easy way to find out if you did or you didn't.
why does the guitar music sound so much like Re: Your Brains song
Retro never heard of them. Maybe they are fans!