Improvised Arrows and an ER Visit

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  • @ModernRogue
    @ModernRogue  5 ปีที่แล้ว +451

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    • @unoriginality2753
      @unoriginality2753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      *slightly_smiling_face*

    • @MrJonLott
      @MrJonLott 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      r/bushcraft

    • @s_b156
      @s_b156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      r/magic r/modernrogue r/diamond club :smirky_face:

    • @TaHame1
      @TaHame1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      R/TIFU

    • @Socrates-
      @Socrates- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The Modern Rogue please remove the scraping sounds from your videos I have misophonia and it hurts my teeth to hear that sound

  • @ZkittlesTheBat
    @ZkittlesTheBat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3659

    Knowing that there's an ER Visit suddenly makes everything they do more stressful

    • @Fragacide
      @Fragacide 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Every cut was a cringe. I ended up having to skip to the part to get it over with.

    • @wilson.adam.82
      @wilson.adam.82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@Fragacide Same here, my anxiety was through the roof!

    • @Instabwillity
      @Instabwillity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@El-Gato69 I thought something similar to that would happen too.

    • @al85945
      @al85945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      After seeing this comment I'm worried too lol

    • @AirNeat
      @AirNeat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      When will it happen? Oh god it's about to happen. They're pointing right at his hand, oh god I'm gonna throw up

  • @purpleYamask
    @purpleYamask 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1690

    Brian: "i don't wanna reset the injury counter"
    Jason: resets it within 15 seconds

    • @camejko
      @camejko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I wonder how bad the cut was

    • @jylounen
      @jylounen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@camejko I'm not a doctor but I'd imagine it was pretty bad because he needed four stitches.

    • @theindooroutdoorsman
      @theindooroutdoorsman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jylounen Stitches probably weren't necessary, but held it closed so it could heal faster.

    • @notasoviet1016
      @notasoviet1016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nbalive2408 looks like he sliced his thumb open pretty good, my mom did the same, took a little to heal but it’s not terrible

    • @jonathonthomas1255
      @jonathonthomas1255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@theindooroutdoorsman there's actually a certain depth of cut that stitches are required for soooo

  • @Mcf4742
    @Mcf4742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +716

    Every time the “don’t cut towards yourself” message came up I was like, oh no, when’s it gonna happen?

    • @PaulMutser
      @PaulMutser 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Every time I cringed, not knowing how bad it was gonna be.

    • @benjaminshields9421
      @benjaminshields9421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah he started to and immediately I got nervous

    • @rhythmtreble7311
      @rhythmtreble7311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i kept wondering which rogue was gonna nail himself first

    • @christopherabbott3484
      @christopherabbott3484 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@El-Gato69 you're right it could have. My mom recently did the same thing and nicked a blood vessel. And it was right after a scout lesson on knife safety.

    • @OverlordWeasel
      @OverlordWeasel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For a moment, I was thinking that Brandt was going to be editing this like the South Park Christmas episode where Kenny didn't die.

  • @FerociousSniper
    @FerociousSniper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    Jason: reacts the way a dad would react when he hurts himself.
    Brian: reacts the way a dad would react when someone else hurts themselves.

  • @JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates
    @JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Title: *includes the words "ER Visit"*
    Me: Ooh, I wonder when that part of the video would com-
    Jason: *YO, IS THIS POISON IVY?*

  • @bmagada
    @bmagada 5 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    I like the "Jesus Christ!" the moment blood is shown and Jason is just like "Yup"

    • @agustdgames3120
      @agustdgames3120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Cuts usually look worse than they feel and Jason is also smart enough to not panic, which would make it much worse.

    • @TreyBattles
      @TreyBattles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      AgustdGames I’ve gotten some pretty gnarly cuts that required stitches and I didn’t feel any of them. The most painful part is when they numb you up at the hospital 😂

    • @embite1027
      @embite1027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Probably a result of shock

    • @Dust76tr
      @Dust76tr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kent Carrier doesn’t really show any signs of shock. Could be the near-instant hit of adrenaline that helps with pain, or maybe it just didn’t hurt all that much, ‘deep’ cuts usually don’t, especially if they’re done fast.

    • @urilgal
      @urilgal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TreyBattles Got a worse cut than on video. Reacted exactly like this. Went to the manager on the duty telling him I needed to leave for the ER now. He asked me why. Showed him. He almost fainted. Went to the ER. Was an unlucky day for me because ALOT of urgent cases arrived. The only pain I felt was when they tried to remove the bandage that had stick to the wound.

  • @desmondshaw4205
    @desmondshaw4205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    *Reads the title*
    And that was the last time the injury counter was rolled back

    • @inkandesk
      @inkandesk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TysonP1 OH NO

  • @paulgarcia2887
    @paulgarcia2887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    Going to the ER
    Staff: "Oh it's you guys again"

    • @platyclysm4633
      @platyclysm4633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Brian: "Betcha thought it was for me, didn'tcha?"
      Jason: *Visible Shame*

    • @FyremaelGlittersparkle
      @FyremaelGlittersparkle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Man, I went to the Urgent Care centre one time and the doctor there remembered me from the last time I got stitches. He didn't greet me by name, but it was pretty damn close to "Oh, hello again, sir! What have we got this time?"

    • @leefhead1
      @leefhead1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Like Tim from home improvement, lol

    • @f1rebreather123
      @f1rebreather123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They are modern rogues they rarely go to the er

  • @StarlightQueen
    @StarlightQueen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    [5 Years From Now]
    *CUZ I'M A MODERN ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGUE!!!!
    Dresspants Robotman: "The Modern Rogue makes their own gun."

    • @Echs_D33
      @Echs_D33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nacho Ramos I’m thinking 2020 to be honest.

    • @baconbliss4796
      @baconbliss4796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Actually easier few pipes a firing pin and a welder

    • @bigchooch4434
      @bigchooch4434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@baconbliss4796 Welder? Psssshhhhhh if you wanna get fancy, sure.
      Making a gun isn't hard. Making a firearm that is ATF compliant, however, is a different story.

    • @cooperrose6480
      @cooperrose6480 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Underrated damn comment

    • @darrianweathington1923
      @darrianweathington1923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Starlight Queen modern rogue invades a country

  • @reuben4710
    @reuben4710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    My greate uncle's were all cattle farmers, they would always stitch up each other's wounds with veterinarian supplies.
    They stopped stitching each other up when my great-grandpa discovered that super glue works better...

    • @benjaminvanlier7990
      @benjaminvanlier7990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @Alan Hardcastle using the wrong technique then. Reccomend using string to hold the wound closed, superglue 2-3 mm outside the wound to secure string. Then if it is way worse than anticipated or you can finally get to the hospital they don't have to excise it out

    • @ender2034
      @ender2034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I mean that was what superglue was invented for

    • @joshbenton810
      @joshbenton810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ender well kinda, it was made when someone was trying to make plastic aircraft windshields, and then was found to be good for wounds

    • @reuben4710
      @reuben4710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@joshbenton810 I thought it was originally invented while trying to make plastic gun sights, but I could be wrong.

    • @enoch2283
      @enoch2283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@benjaminvanlier7990 do you glue the sting over the wound or something else?

  • @BendeleTech
    @BendeleTech 5 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    Really sad about that bear that came out of nowhere and ate Brian's arm.

    • @TheStrangerous
      @TheStrangerous 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Bendele Tech Wait until you see those outtakes! ;)

    • @vdubmerc3
      @vdubmerc3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jason was holding out on Albeart Schnitzel’s cream corn

    • @stealthops8240
      @stealthops8240 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lUCKLY ITS LEGAL IN ALMOST ALL STATES

  • @jambi2118
    @jambi2118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    Cuts toward hand with saw
    (Me) no no no no!!!?!
    Puts saw down
    (Me) yesss sigh of relief
    Picks up knife
    (Me) whyyyy

    • @connorhamilton5707
      @connorhamilton5707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Having stabbed my own fingers doing something similar when I was about 12, I had this exact same reaction.

    • @Known_as_The_Ghost
      @Known_as_The_Ghost 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same reaction here, too.

    • @morodochable
      @morodochable 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@connorhamilton5707 snap

    • @narwalionn6368
      @narwalionn6368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was in a constant flinch almost the entire video because NOBODY knew ANYTHING about safety! Not even the camera crew said ‘ I dUnow bout dat bois’

    • @AerodynamicBrick
      @AerodynamicBrick 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@connorhamilton5707 same here

  • @eleuinvideos
    @eleuinvideos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    "you need a reasonably straight shaft"-Jason Murphy 2019

    • @jacobprewitt6586
      @jacobprewitt6586 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what she said.

    • @Scavenger82
      @Scavenger82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Jason: What should the length be?
      Brian: This feels right to me.
      😂😂

    • @chaplainjamesthicc305
      @chaplainjamesthicc305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      All this talk about shafts is making me MOIST

    • @sofi_erso
      @sofi_erso 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Do you want to sculpt the SHAFT and I'll do the HEAD"

    • @RichardCranium321
      @RichardCranium321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Should we rub it on concrete?"

  • @crazydude172
    @crazydude172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    I love how Jason puts on gloves *after* he cuts himself.

    • @baconbliss4796
      @baconbliss4796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Safety second injury first right

  • @isaacleeper3127
    @isaacleeper3127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    I was an NCO in the US Army. I swear I wouldn't let you guys handle anything sharper or pointer than a dish rag if you were my joes. I had chest pain watching this episode. I need a drink.

    • @erikejack4929
      @erikejack4929 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Okay?

    • @Zelots_Code
      @Zelots_Code ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@erikejack4929its a joke bud

    • @D_M_U
      @D_M_U ปีที่แล้ว

      Ahhh let em learn! Fuck around and find out is the scientific process at work. Besides, you know the joes do exactly what we tell them not to do when we're not looking.

  • @toastythegoose
    @toastythegoose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +795

    These are starting more and more like always sunny.
    "Is the poison Ivy?"
    "I don't think it is'
    The Gang goes to hospital.

    • @Neocoolzero
      @Neocoolzero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thegammakat Would be the greatest twist. The entire episode everyone would be waiting for something to happen, and then at the end he would start feeling the itch and they would drive to the ER then lol

  • @Mikeological
    @Mikeological 5 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Logical Brian half of brain: let's take out those stitches in a well-lit room so we can see what we're doing with these precise tools.
    TH-camr Brian half of brain: but it would look reaaaally cool if we had it lit by soft window-light coming in at an angle from behind me.

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      This is so, so accurate.

  • @novoella6936
    @novoella6936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    I saw ER visit and I was 100% sure that Brian was the one going straight to the ER

  • @SignalPrime
    @SignalPrime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    13:37 "That's way more effective than my knife!"
    I disagree, the knife was extremely effective against your finger.

  • @DeadCata1yst
    @DeadCata1yst 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Jason (Puts saw away)
    Everyone “Oh thank god”
    Jason (Grabs knife)

  • @potatopriorites5652
    @potatopriorites5652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1341

    Sounds like we need a new counter for days without ER visits

    • @chaplainjamesthicc305
      @chaplainjamesthicc305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I would like this comment but it's exactly at 175 so I'm afraid it will upset my totally diagnosed and totally legit OCD.

    • @deathflame3849
      @deathflame3849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@chaplainjamesthicc305 I'm afraid to like it because it is at 333

    • @chaplainjamesthicc305
      @chaplainjamesthicc305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@deathflame3849 The struggle is real.

    • @rachellee2680
      @rachellee2680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@chaplainjamesthicc305 I'm physically unable to mess up a 420.

    • @KainaX122
      @KainaX122 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep. This needs to be a thing

  • @JeebusChrist
    @JeebusChrist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    Why do I get the feeling Brian is no stranger to performing illicit medical procedures in derelict buildings.

    • @KarltheKrazyone
      @KarltheKrazyone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      because when you are a traveling performer, its a thing that happens.

    • @Thegangsterzboyy98
      @Thegangsterzboyy98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He's had to fix himself a few times. It's cheaper than a second trip the ER.

    • @plowed4weeks
      @plowed4weeks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Thegangsterzboyy98 America sucks

  • @comradep8519
    @comradep8519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    every second of this godforsaken video has made me shake uncontrollably with fear and anxiety
    all around a pretty tame modern rogue video, keep up the good work

  • @GwresYnKernow
    @GwresYnKernow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    "Shall we put some hydrogen peroxide on there?"
    "Y'know what, yeah, let's be safe".
    ... talk about closing the barn door after the horse has bolted. :p

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      We don't want the rest of the animal to escape, now do we?

    • @tdoyr
      @tdoyr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Tunkkis
      Did you mean animals or is the horse in pieces?

    • @Brent-jj6qi
      @Brent-jj6qi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tdoyr the second one, it is the modern rogue after all

  • @hank7281
    @hank7281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    "Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne!"
    "It's Murphy..."
    "Jesus Christ, it's Murphy Bourne!"
    "..."

  • @CrustyTheMoist
    @CrustyTheMoist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    I love how Jason's first response to him injuring himself was "Too bad!" towards Bryan.
    Y'all are great, heal soon.

    • @setandcollect
      @setandcollect 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I live the fact that he did it like he was expecting it

    • @vincedibona4687
      @vincedibona4687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Y'all

    • @CrustyTheMoist
      @CrustyTheMoist 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vincedibona4687 Win some, ya lose some. I'll correct it.

    • @TheStrangerous
      @TheStrangerous 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I felt soooo stupid.

    • @MaggieKeizai
      @MaggieKeizai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheStrangerous for reals, though, you played that moment like a champ.

  • @mech5670
    @mech5670 5 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    everytime it zoomed in on the hands i panicked

    • @tylerprime6741
      @tylerprime6741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Same, I could feel my pulse raising every time they were trying to make the notch

    • @TheStrangerous
      @TheStrangerous 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Mechaloid I don’t know if I can watch it right now.

    • @vraltz1558
      @vraltz1558 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah and then it happened without even zooming on it

    • @wobblysauce
      @wobblysauce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep... there was a whole lot of no no no going through my head.
      After how long have they been doing this and still find new ways to get an ouchie.

  • @Floralcrafts
    @Floralcrafts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    In a not weird way, I love how tenderly Brian cared for Jason’s wound. Their friendship just makes me happy, y’all.

    • @mustachio2
      @mustachio2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't think that's something that can be said without being weird

    • @thomasconrad7998
      @thomasconrad7998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Its not just a friend ship and that's okay.

    • @cpark1019
      @cpark1019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that is a bromance

    • @paavokilpelainen7804
      @paavokilpelainen7804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What the hell is wrong with you people??

  • @swagrobloxgamer1531
    @swagrobloxgamer1531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    “I really don’t want to reset the injury counter”
    2 seconds later
    “Let’s reset the injury counter”

  • @justiceplethora2682
    @justiceplethora2682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The pure internal screaming of when he started cutting torwards his hands

  • @andrewworman7213
    @andrewworman7213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    Fun fact bamboo arrows have now been banned for competition in the UK because if the arrows are made wrong they can explode so i'm somewhat thankful they didn't have bamboo
    Great video though

    • @wolfrig2000
      @wolfrig2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Bamboo wouldn't be bad here. Those competitions that banned the bamboo use high pound pressure bows that launch their arrows with lots of power, the guys bow here isn't anywhere near that powerful and their PVC would break long before bamboo arrows

    • @Olav_Hansen
      @Olav_Hansen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah... In a high power bow. It could still have a draw weight of 50 pounds (ish), but compared a lightweight 50 (or more) pound bow the acceleration the arrow recieves is probably a lot less.

    • @Olav_Hansen
      @Olav_Hansen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Okay honestly I wasn't done watching the video i didn't wanna call the bow crappy before seeing it is action...

    • @michaelspence3675
      @michaelspence3675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      This is also the country that bans everything for being dangerous. Like having a potato peeler or fork in your pocket will get you jail time

    • @hunterwieck1320
      @hunterwieck1320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exposive arrows

  • @CookBoss88
    @CookBoss88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "I don't know, let's find out."
    That's should be on a T-shirt. I'd buy that.

  • @timah9420
    @timah9420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Brian- "I'm just trying to not reset the injury counter."
    Jason- "Yea that's definitely crossed my mind." (* slashes thumb open)
    The irony is beautiful.

  • @sinfulldreamer
    @sinfulldreamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Me for the first five minutes of the episode: "NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!"

    • @galaxygod9962
      @galaxygod9962 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      sinfulldreamer I was screaming my head off when mr.idiot was towards himself

  • @ohitshayden.1247
    @ohitshayden.1247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    watching this and seeing that you guys have an ER visit makes me think, "everything on that table could take you to an ER" and trying to figure it out before is killing me.

  • @user-vt1ib5ch3i
    @user-vt1ib5ch3i 5 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    You guys need to hire a staff EMT. Shall I submit my resume?

    • @jambi2118
      @jambi2118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      K yes please

    • @juliandate757
      @juliandate757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      If u don’t want them to die then I would just send it to them anyways

    • @ragingcanadian9526
      @ragingcanadian9526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      K please.

    • @aidancaudill9178
      @aidancaudill9178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Just do it already

    • @christopherabbott3484
      @christopherabbott3484 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Why aren't they already using the emt's from the medical emergency week they did?

  • @Tbfitb33
    @Tbfitb33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    “Your more likely to have to reset the injury counter” -Jason
    “I have one goal, not to reset the injury counter”
    -Brian
    “TOO BAD” -Jason

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *You're
      Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

    • @goldenmike2555
      @goldenmike2555 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrNight-dg1ug no one gives a shit.

    • @lejlamidzic4388
      @lejlamidzic4388 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrNight-dg1ug if you just insulated them I would like to say great insult

  • @PeterTheAlien
    @PeterTheAlien 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    This episode felt like a final destination movie for way too long for me to feel comfortable

    • @WeirdPros
      @WeirdPros 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh thank god, I found someone else.

  • @kevp6488
    @kevp6488 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I come back to this vid every now and then for two things:
    -The suspense of the injury coming. -Brian's maniacal laughter at the absurdity of how he makes a living.
    😂

  • @venerablepoof
    @venerablepoof 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "Don't apply pressure towards your hand"
    "Ok"
    *Immediatly does it again*

  • @richardpowell4281
    @richardpowell4281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    Today's episode brought to you by GAUZE! We're gonna need a lot of it..... No seriously could you apply pressure?

    • @jhulten
      @jhulten 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And GAUZE! is sterile. Paper towels are just "clean".

    • @devynermold628
      @devynermold628 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣yessssss

    • @GiantJanus
      @GiantJanus 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's good to let it bleed a little to help get out any gunk that could of gotten into the wound

  • @bigchooch4434
    @bigchooch4434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    (Robot voice):
    The Modern Rogue Improvises a New Injury Counter

    • @TheAttacker732
      @TheAttacker732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      'Hours since last injury'

    • @lejlamidzic4388
      @lejlamidzic4388 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dress pants robot man
      That's the name

    • @SonicXD112
      @SonicXD112 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      as a knife guy i rying to cut a already knew what is going to happen when i saw jason trying to cut something toward his hand i can not stop cringeing

  • @samsalvo2192
    @samsalvo2192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Medic tip: when removing your "sterile" tools from a bag, make sure you maintain a sterile field (work space) as well. If you have clean tools, and they come into contact with a soiled field, they become soiled too. Also, should have worn gloves mate. Love the show! Keep up the builds!

  • @jeremiahdavis7904
    @jeremiahdavis7904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "This week on modern rogue: shaft sculpting and head shaping for the modern gentleman"

  • @averin5193
    @averin5193 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Considering I’ve injured myself in this EXACT same way (trying to notch an improvised arrow with my leatherman) i knew EXACTLY where this was going the second they were talking about having to notch the ends for the tips.
    Always remember safety! Might save yourself some sanity.. and blood

  • @galacticcat8464
    @galacticcat8464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    The last thing you want to hear when someone is removing your stitches is “whoops”

    • @aimansyahmidzulkhairy909
      @aimansyahmidzulkhairy909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Happened to me once. It was not a pleasant experience.

    • @starless_void
      @starless_void 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Doctor: whoops
      Me: Did anything happen?
      Doctor: No, nothing
      Also Doctor: **reaches for a massive injection of morphine**

    • @Thegangsterzboyy98
      @Thegangsterzboyy98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The last thing Id want to here is "well this can't be saved time to cut it off"

  • @colinbarberic5553
    @colinbarberic5553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "At this point, I'm more afraid of Hello Kitty stabbing me than anything else."
    -Brian Brushwood, 2019

  • @BAVR_MAPL_
    @BAVR_MAPL_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Today on the Mordern Rogue: Improvised surgery

    • @julienlebamoff1224
      @julienlebamoff1224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brian and Jason go to Middle Earth- The Mordorn Rogue

    • @diegomorones-castillo2225
      @diegomorones-castillo2225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@julienlebamoff1224 Brian and Jason make lipstick - The Modern Rouge

  • @brandonosborne7099
    @brandonosborne7099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I had a similar experience happen to me where I cut my right hand all the way down to the muscle. Every time I use knives, I now always have my injury and very prominent scar in mind. It sucks to see this happen, but it’s a very good learning experience!

    • @benjaminshields9421
      @benjaminshields9421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is a very *very* prominent lesson. Cut deep into my thumb with a wood chisel that I thought could never reach it. Pointy things dont fuck around. Keep your tools sharp, make sure they always work how you want them to.

  • @spuddy7
    @spuddy7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You have no idea how happy I am that the ER visit was entirely unrelated to firing an arrow

  • @Fragacide
    @Fragacide 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Brian: This is our job.
    Me: Well apparently it's a dangerous job. You two have a worse injury record than factories that employ hundreds of people.
    That being said, keep up the good work, but do stay safe.

  • @AnomalousZoologist
    @AnomalousZoologist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I honestly shouted at Bryan when he started using the saw the same way Jason was a minute ago. Vaguely surprised it was Jason who got hurt.

  • @veinjelly4630
    @veinjelly4630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Brian: “I have one goal and thats NOT to reset the injury counter this episode”
    Jason: “Yeeaah that has certainly crossed my mind... TOO BAD”

  • @mcalsip
    @mcalsip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think it is so great that these two guys found each other. They make a really cute couple and seem to really be in love. Watching their journey's of discovery in trying their best to go from sheltered, kept boys to men capable of doing the bare minimum of basic male activities is inspiring. Plus, they get to be in love along the way. I wish the couple a long and happy life together.

  • @haveaknifelifek1885
    @haveaknifelifek1885 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Is it bad that I clicked on this hoping someone got shot with an arrow

    • @gametheorybackpack
      @gametheorybackpack 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      maybe a little

    • @Srealdan
      @Srealdan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The knife was way better got it's revenge for misuse and about the saw I'm sorry that they treat you that was Saw 😭😭😭

    • @seamoreboutz6527
      @seamoreboutz6527 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did too yes that is the proper to too two

    • @kevp6488
      @kevp6488 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah its pretty bad... but I can't lie and say I didn't click for the same reason.

  • @Pancakeplanet
    @Pancakeplanet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    We finally get the conclusion of the age-old question, "What in the hell did Murphy do to get his thumb wrapped up?"

  • @CameraHam
    @CameraHam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    It took yall just over 200 videos to finally go to the ER

    • @milhousevanhoutan9235
      @milhousevanhoutan9235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It wasn't filmed but Brian had to go to the ER after the shattering locks episode. Apparently the cut he got was a lot more gnarly than he realized and the next day he went. He said the ER staff weren't happy.

    • @jambi2118
      @jambi2118 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeha how

    • @platyclysm4633
      @platyclysm4633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@milhousevanhoutan9235 Especially because they couldn't even stitch it properly at that point

    • @theindooroutdoorsman
      @theindooroutdoorsman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh they've been multiple times by this point. Mostly Brian...

  • @jafortune
    @jafortune 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    This was a fantastic episode on how to script suspense.

  • @CommonCentrist82
    @CommonCentrist82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The tension really builds in this episode.

  • @jakebaker4066
    @jakebaker4066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Brian is surprisingly jumpy over injury for a magician and a modern rogue and all.

  • @Scrawlerism
    @Scrawlerism 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    I love when it isn't just clickbait. But I don't want yalls to hurt yourselves. XD

    • @gyromurphy
      @gyromurphy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm totally OK with them hurting themselves for our entertainment...

  • @bishop8958
    @bishop8958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    That was quite a cut.
    on an unrelated note:
    When't the next med week coming up?

    • @matthewuzulis5016
      @matthewuzulis5016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      With these guys every week is a Med week.... and a what not to do video....

    • @TheStrangerous
      @TheStrangerous 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I should’ve reviewed those videos.

  • @xxmeepersxx1691
    @xxmeepersxx1691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    At first I thought, "What did Brian do this time." For once it wasn't Brian. Jason, leave the injuries to Brian, he's used to it.

  • @michaelspence3675
    @michaelspence3675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "That's way more effective than my knife!"
    Idk.. it worked pretty good on your thumb lol

  • @-0z-
    @-0z- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how Anthony rushes to Jason like a worried mother.

  • @bazz931
    @bazz931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    welcome back to backyard surgery! our first "patient" is Jason Murphy!

  • @Mando_Kor
    @Mando_Kor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Famous last words, "...I bet we can make this work!"

  • @Setsuraful
    @Setsuraful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It's so sweet how they look after each other, a real OTP.

  • @brandonA7088
    @brandonA7088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Can we get a gore compilation? Like a 3-5 second clip of every counter reset? Maybe set it to music lol

    • @revolver265
      @revolver265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The music should be set to "First Aid Music" which is reminiscent of the Airwolf theme, but a little sad. They play it every time one of them act like idiots.

  • @kutsen39
    @kutsen39 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you Brandt, for editing all these videos, and patching in all the funny stuff

  • @corison2058
    @corison2058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Me all through the notch making part: Murphy, Murphy, MURPHY, MURPHY, STOP!

  • @s_b156
    @s_b156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    You guys are really binging with the uploads, aren't you?

    • @RandallAndStrat
      @RandallAndStrat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      They need to cover the medical bills so they need that ad revenue

    • @AnymMusic
      @AnymMusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      not complaining tho

    • @sobinir7933
      @sobinir7933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its great

    • @AirNeat
      @AirNeat 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And I'm glad :)

  • @techfreak244
    @techfreak244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Whoever writes the description props to you. The wow player in me loved that

    • @jambi2118
      @jambi2118 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr

    • @techfreak244
      @techfreak244 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jambi2118 yeah. I mainly play on my friends account whenever I go over there. Play his high mountain tauren fury warrior. Dual wielding two handers makes questing super fun and almost too easy

  • @jcnash02
    @jcnash02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love how they cared for Jason so much that they left the camera rolling

  • @shaggyat5power112
    @shaggyat5power112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When I got stitches my dad said the whole airing it out thing sounding like such a smartass, I felt so good when the doctor told him he was wrong

  • @benjaminshields9421
    @benjaminshields9421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    God I've been nervous the whole video.
    Yeah- as expected. Kept watching that knife and oooooooooo damn

  • @danielr3310
    @danielr3310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I was always taught that correlation does not imply causation, but the title of this video is a lovely exception.

  • @exile5678
    @exile5678 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    In this episode jason Murphy learns not only Murphy's law but also to never cut towards yourself

  • @theshiftybeef6251
    @theshiftybeef6251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like how afraid of blood Brushwood is.. The pigs blood in the fake blood episode made his face red and made him gag and the moment that Murphy cut his finger his reaction is funny as hell.

  • @davesreview3033
    @davesreview3033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Imagine Brian giggling over himself giggling like he does when he watches the videos

  • @SilkG
    @SilkG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I am simple.... I see that The Modern Rouge uploads a vid with the word "ER" in it and I stop vacuuming and start watching.

  • @Floofie
    @Floofie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Oh god. That title is worrying

    • @TheStrangerous
      @TheStrangerous 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No kidding.

    • @wilson.adam.82
      @wilson.adam.82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheStrangerous I read the title, got instantly anxious and was worrying more about Brian than you! Now I know better...

  • @Mythicalreign22
    @Mythicalreign22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ive never been so anxiety ridden while watch an episode. Cutting towards the hands is like my nightmare scenario.

  • @dougmaurer7570
    @dougmaurer7570 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1) arrows are stripped of bark
    2) harden the arrows
    3) arrow straightener handheld tool that has a circle cut in the middle and a 1.5x the wood of your hand, handle for leverage
    4) arrow knock notch lines up with space between two fletching so it flies true
    Otherwise not bad

  • @greenbugs5909
    @greenbugs5909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    These boys need to invest in a good pair of cut proof gloves or something and WEAR them

    • @travishartman5662
      @travishartman5662 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kevlar gloves are cheap

    • @rickhapstley3866
      @rickhapstley3866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Also, they should learn how to hold their tools properly !

  • @zrolo6329
    @zrolo6329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As soon as i saw Jason cutting towards his hands with that title, i knew it wouldn't end well
    And Mr. Murphy, you did not disappoint.

  • @cinn7624
    @cinn7624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As soon as I read the title I thought "Alright, which one got stabbed"
    The mystery went away pretty quick.

  • @willwright7314
    @willwright7314 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brant knew what he was doing during editing. All of these moments of silence when Jason is cutting something make my skin crawl because I know whats gonna happen. Its Amazing.

  • @GIANT406
    @GIANT406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Word of advice: You want consistency and accuracy when starting a channel for your blade. As Jason demonstrates (and many novices including myself) learned, too much pressure when cutting towards your hands can lead to injury quite easily. But don’t let this discourage you. Any novice in has hands with enough scars to remind him where he went wrong. The master learns from each of his scars. That’s the only difference.

  • @AflacMan13
    @AflacMan13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Dude: Cutting towards hand...
    Me: Shuddering and cringing, skin crawling like a horror movie is on repeat, just knooooowing what's gonna happen. :-/

  • @lenaoxton3999
    @lenaoxton3999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Are you guys gonna retry the PVC Bow? I think it definitely deserves another go, with the added benefits of past wisdoms and lessons learned!

  • @odysseusthedrunk225
    @odysseusthedrunk225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    *Jason starts trying to notch the arrow*
    Me:"roll it back... ROLL IT BACK!"

  • @organicleaf
    @organicleaf 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    its always so adorable to see jeson and brian take care of each other, thats what friends are for c:

  • @TokasageauX
    @TokasageauX 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    dudes i just love watching you guys trying to figure things out. i would be so much fun to watch a comedy show of you two surviving a zombie out break.

  • @HioBazard
    @HioBazard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    todays episode is sponsored by: our local hospital

    • @lightwavz
      @lightwavz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Today on Modern Rogue: How to alter your thumbprint FOREVER! Also, set more fingerprints into your biometric devices...JUST...IN...CASE!"

    • @deepblueyonderspage
      @deepblueyonderspage 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Technically it should be... "Today's episode is sponsoring our local hospital!" lol

  • @tugrul8683
    @tugrul8683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Title is worrying but we all knew this day would come. Get well soon! Didnt watch the video yet but I assume it is Brian.
    Edit: Damn it is a nasty cut. And Brian just has a bad reputation. At this point Jason has resetted the counter more. I was horrified while they were trying to do the notch. And please make a video on working safety with a real educated expert. Get well soon Jason!
    Edit 2: I was wrong again LOL. Same thing happened with the video where Evan and Kate last joined. I thought it was Brian who hot injured but nope. From now on I will guess it is Jason if someone is injured. But pls dont guys. We need you whole and un-hurt.
    Edit 3: Not an arrow expert but I think it was a bit too long and wood was too soft. Correct me if I am wrong.

    • @connermcdonald5592
      @connermcdonald5592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can't even watch it since I'm at work, but to be fair Jason gets injured now often. Brian is the one that always mentions safety equipment, it was probably Brian who did injured Jason though.

    • @TheRealAlpha2
      @TheRealAlpha2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's like we kinda expect it when Brian gets hurt because he's trying so hard to protect his hands, so it's a shock when it happens to Jason.

  • @InvictusByz
    @InvictusByz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "The seven stitches"?
    A theoretical video out there somewhere?
    This sounds like video evidence of Brian dabbling in the occult.

    • @mitchgraham170
      @mitchgraham170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      In like 2009 Brian and Jason were making a short film. Jason was "stabbing" Brian, and Brian was supposed to put his arms up to block it. Jason accidentally grabbed a real knife instead of a fake one, and the blade went bone-deep in Brian's forearm. Or something like that. They told the story once but I don't remember the video.

    • @janderson88
      @janderson88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Here's the story. No video that I've found. www.shwood.com/emails/0602.html

  • @baronvongrant
    @baronvongrant 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a tense video! Great use of the title to make me so anxious.

  • @iStrikerVX
    @iStrikerVX 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You guys are wild, easily my new favorite channel. I hope to be like you when I grow up.