Improvised Arrows and an ER Visit
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Brian equips Groknar's Revenge with Hello Kitty arrows. This procs the injury aura, debuffing anyone in a 10ft (3m) radius and making them susceptible to spontaneous bodily harm.
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The Modern Rogue please remove the scraping sounds from your videos I have misophonia and it hurts my teeth to hear that sound
Knowing that there's an ER Visit suddenly makes everything they do more stressful
Every cut was a cringe. I ended up having to skip to the part to get it over with.
@@Fragacide Same here, my anxiety was through the roof!
@@El-Gato69 I thought something similar to that would happen too.
After seeing this comment I'm worried too lol
When will it happen? Oh god it's about to happen. They're pointing right at his hand, oh god I'm gonna throw up
Jason: reacts the way a dad would react when he hurts himself.
Brian: reacts the way a dad would react when someone else hurts themselves.
Title: *includes the words "ER Visit"*
Me: Ooh, I wonder when that part of the video would com-
Jason: *YO, IS THIS POISON IVY?*
My greate uncle's were all cattle farmers, they would always stitch up each other's wounds with veterinarian supplies.
They stopped stitching each other up when my great-grandpa discovered that super glue works better...
@Alan Hardcastle using the wrong technique then. Reccomend using string to hold the wound closed, superglue 2-3 mm outside the wound to secure string. Then if it is way worse than anticipated or you can finally get to the hospital they don't have to excise it out
I mean that was what superglue was invented for
ender well kinda, it was made when someone was trying to make plastic aircraft windshields, and then was found to be good for wounds
@@joshbenton810 I thought it was originally invented while trying to make plastic gun sights, but I could be wrong.
@@benjaminvanlier7990 do you glue the sting over the wound or something else?
Brian: "i don't wanna reset the injury counter"
Jason: resets it within 15 seconds
I wonder how bad the cut was
@@camejko I'm not a doctor but I'd imagine it was pretty bad because he needed four stitches.
@@jylounen Stitches probably weren't necessary, but held it closed so it could heal faster.
nbalive2408 looks like he sliced his thumb open pretty good, my mom did the same, took a little to heal but it’s not terrible
@@theindooroutdoorsman there's actually a certain depth of cut that stitches are required for soooo
Every time the “don’t cut towards yourself” message came up I was like, oh no, when’s it gonna happen?
Every time I cringed, not knowing how bad it was gonna be.
Yeah he started to and immediately I got nervous
i kept wondering which rogue was gonna nail himself first
@@El-Gato69 you're right it could have. My mom recently did the same thing and nicked a blood vessel. And it was right after a scout lesson on knife safety.
For a moment, I was thinking that Brandt was going to be editing this like the South Park Christmas episode where Kenny didn't die.
[5 Years From Now]
*CUZ I'M A MODERN ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGUE!!!!
Dresspants Robotman: "The Modern Rogue makes their own gun."
Nacho Ramos I’m thinking 2020 to be honest.
Actually easier few pipes a firing pin and a welder
@@baconbliss4796 Welder? Psssshhhhhh if you wanna get fancy, sure.
Making a gun isn't hard. Making a firearm that is ATF compliant, however, is a different story.
Underrated damn comment
Starlight Queen modern rogue invades a country
Jason (Puts saw away)
Everyone “Oh thank god”
Jason (Grabs knife)
Cuts toward hand with saw
(Me) no no no no!!!?!
Puts saw down
(Me) yesss sigh of relief
Picks up knife
(Me) whyyyy
Having stabbed my own fingers doing something similar when I was about 12, I had this exact same reaction.
Same reaction here, too.
@@connorhamilton5707 snap
I was in a constant flinch almost the entire video because NOBODY knew ANYTHING about safety! Not even the camera crew said ‘ I dUnow bout dat bois’
@@connorhamilton5707 same here
Logical Brian half of brain: let's take out those stitches in a well-lit room so we can see what we're doing with these precise tools.
TH-camr Brian half of brain: but it would look reaaaally cool if we had it lit by soft window-light coming in at an angle from behind me.
This is so, so accurate.
I love how Jason puts on gloves *after* he cuts himself.
Safety second injury first right
13:37 "That's way more effective than my knife!"
I disagree, the knife was extremely effective against your finger.
*Reads the title*
And that was the last time the injury counter was rolled back
TysonP1 OH NO
I like the "Jesus Christ!" the moment blood is shown and Jason is just like "Yup"
Cuts usually look worse than they feel and Jason is also smart enough to not panic, which would make it much worse.
AgustdGames I’ve gotten some pretty gnarly cuts that required stitches and I didn’t feel any of them. The most painful part is when they numb you up at the hospital 😂
Probably a result of shock
Kent Carrier doesn’t really show any signs of shock. Could be the near-instant hit of adrenaline that helps with pain, or maybe it just didn’t hurt all that much, ‘deep’ cuts usually don’t, especially if they’re done fast.
@@TreyBattles5150 Got a worse cut than on video. Reacted exactly like this. Went to the manager on the duty telling him I needed to leave for the ER now. He asked me why. Showed him. He almost fainted. Went to the ER. Was an unlucky day for me because ALOT of urgent cases arrived. The only pain I felt was when they tried to remove the bandage that had stick to the wound.
"Shall we put some hydrogen peroxide on there?"
"Y'know what, yeah, let's be safe".
... talk about closing the barn door after the horse has bolted. :p
We don't want the rest of the animal to escape, now do we?
@@Tunkkis
Did you mean animals or is the horse in pieces?
@@tdoyr2119 the second one, it is the modern rogue after all
"Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne!"
"It's Murphy..."
"Jesus Christ, it's Murphy Bourne!"
"..."
Really sad about that bear that came out of nowhere and ate Brian's arm.
Bendele Tech Wait until you see those outtakes! ;)
Jason was holding out on Albeart Schnitzel’s cream corn
lUCKLY ITS LEGAL IN ALMOST ALL STATES
Going to the ER
Staff: "Oh it's you guys again"
Brian: "Betcha thought it was for me, didn'tcha?"
Jason: *Visible Shame*
Man, I went to the Urgent Care centre one time and the doctor there remembered me from the last time I got stitches. He didn't greet me by name, but it was pretty damn close to "Oh, hello again, sir! What have we got this time?"
Like Tim from home improvement, lol
They are modern rogues they rarely go to the er
I was an NCO in the US Army. I swear I wouldn't let you guys handle anything sharper or pointer than a dish rag if you were my joes. I had chest pain watching this episode. I need a drink.
Okay?
@@erikejack4929its a joke bud
Ahhh let em learn! Fuck around and find out is the scientific process at work. Besides, you know the joes do exactly what we tell them not to do when we're not looking.
The pure internal screaming of when he started cutting torwards his hands
Sounds like we need a new counter for days without ER visits
I would like this comment but it's exactly at 175 so I'm afraid it will upset my totally diagnosed and totally legit OCD.
@@chaplainjamesthicc305 I'm afraid to like it because it is at 333
@@deathflame3849 The struggle is real.
@@chaplainjamesthicc305 I'm physically unable to mess up a 420.
Yep. This needs to be a thing
These are starting more and more like always sunny.
"Is the poison Ivy?"
"I don't think it is'
The Gang goes to hospital.
@@thegammakat Would be the greatest twist. The entire episode everyone would be waiting for something to happen, and then at the end he would start feeling the itch and they would drive to the ER then lol
“I really don’t want to reset the injury counter”
2 seconds later
“Let’s reset the injury counter”
Me for the first five minutes of the episode: "NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!"
sinfulldreamer I was screaming my head off when mr.idiot was towards himself
I saw ER visit and I was 100% sure that Brian was the one going straight to the ER
NovoElla same
"you need a reasonably straight shaft"-Jason Murphy 2019
That's what she said.
Jason: What should the length be?
Brian: This feels right to me.
😂😂
All this talk about shafts is making me MOIST
"Do you want to sculpt the SHAFT and I'll do the HEAD"
we just gotta cut a notch in the tip....
You have no idea how happy I am that the ER visit was entirely unrelated to firing an arrow
"This week on modern rogue: shaft sculpting and head shaping for the modern gentleman"
Why do I get the feeling Brian is no stranger to performing illicit medical procedures in derelict buildings.
because when you are a traveling performer, its a thing that happens.
He's had to fix himself a few times. It's cheaper than a second trip the ER.
@@Thegangsterzboyy98 America sucks
everytime it zoomed in on the hands i panicked
Same, I could feel my pulse raising every time they were trying to make the notch
Mechaloid I don’t know if I can watch it right now.
yeah and then it happened without even zooming on it
Yep... there was a whole lot of no no no going through my head.
After how long have they been doing this and still find new ways to get an ouchie.
watching this and seeing that you guys have an ER visit makes me think, "everything on that table could take you to an ER" and trying to figure it out before is killing me.
"Don't apply pressure towards your hand"
"Ok"
*Immediatly does it again*
every second of this godforsaken video has made me shake uncontrollably with fear and anxiety
all around a pretty tame modern rogue video, keep up the good work
I love how Jason's first response to him injuring himself was "Too bad!" towards Bryan.
Y'all are great, heal soon.
I live the fact that he did it like he was expecting it
*Y'all
@@vincedibona4687 Win some, ya lose some. I'll correct it.
I felt soooo stupid.
@@TheStrangerous for reals, though, you played that moment like a champ.
I had a similar experience happen to me where I cut my right hand all the way down to the muscle. Every time I use knives, I now always have my injury and very prominent scar in mind. It sucks to see this happen, but it’s a very good learning experience!
It is a very *very* prominent lesson. Cut deep into my thumb with a wood chisel that I thought could never reach it. Pointy things dont fuck around. Keep your tools sharp, make sure they always work how you want them to.
Is it bad that I clicked on this hoping someone got shot with an arrow
maybe a little
The knife was way better got it's revenge for misuse and about the saw I'm sorry that they treat you that was Saw 😭😭😭
I did too yes that is the proper to too two
Yeah its pretty bad... but I can't lie and say I didn't click for the same reason.
Brian- "I'm just trying to not reset the injury counter."
Jason- "Yea that's definitely crossed my mind." (* slashes thumb open)
The irony is beautiful.
You guys need to hire a staff EMT. Shall I submit my resume?
K yes please
If u don’t want them to die then I would just send it to them anyways
K please.
Just do it already
Why aren't they already using the emt's from the medical emergency week they did?
I think it is so great that these two guys found each other. They make a really cute couple and seem to really be in love. Watching their journey's of discovery in trying their best to go from sheltered, kept boys to men capable of doing the bare minimum of basic male activities is inspiring. Plus, they get to be in love along the way. I wish the couple a long and happy life together.
"That's way more effective than my knife!"
Idk.. it worked pretty good on your thumb lol
In a not weird way, I love how tenderly Brian cared for Jason’s wound. Their friendship just makes me happy, y’all.
I don't think that's something that can be said without being weird
Its not just a friend ship and that's okay.
that is a bromance
What the hell is wrong with you people??
Today's episode brought to you by GAUZE! We're gonna need a lot of it..... No seriously could you apply pressure?
And GAUZE! is sterile. Paper towels are just "clean".
🤣🤣🤣yessssss
it's good to let it bleed a little to help get out any gunk that could of gotten into the wound
The tension really builds in this episode.
Can we get a gore compilation? Like a 3-5 second clip of every counter reset? Maybe set it to music lol
The music should be set to "First Aid Music" which is reminiscent of the Airwolf theme, but a little sad. They play it every time one of them act like idiots.
“Your more likely to have to reset the injury counter” -Jason
“I have one goal, not to reset the injury counter”
-Brian
“TOO BAD” -Jason
*You're
Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.
@@MrNight-dg1ug no one gives a shit.
@@MrNight-dg1ug if you just insulated them I would like to say great insult
"I don't know, let's find out."
That's should be on a T-shirt. I'd buy that.
The hospital: what were you doing to cut yourself?
The modern rouge: looking for a nice long shaft and making my own arrows
I like how afraid of blood Brushwood is.. The pigs blood in the fake blood episode made his face red and made him gag and the moment that Murphy cut his finger his reaction is funny as hell.
Fun fact bamboo arrows have now been banned for competition in the UK because if the arrows are made wrong they can explode so i'm somewhat thankful they didn't have bamboo
Great video though
Bamboo wouldn't be bad here. Those competitions that banned the bamboo use high pound pressure bows that launch their arrows with lots of power, the guys bow here isn't anywhere near that powerful and their PVC would break long before bamboo arrows
Yeah... In a high power bow. It could still have a draw weight of 50 pounds (ish), but compared a lightweight 50 (or more) pound bow the acceleration the arrow recieves is probably a lot less.
Okay honestly I wasn't done watching the video i didn't wanna call the bow crappy before seeing it is action...
This is also the country that bans everything for being dangerous. Like having a potato peeler or fork in your pocket will get you jail time
Exposive arrows
"At this point, I'm more afraid of Hello Kitty stabbing me than anything else."
-Brian Brushwood, 2019
I love how Anthony rushes to Jason like a worried mother.
What a tense video! Great use of the title to make me so anxious.
This episode felt like a final destination movie for way too long for me to feel comfortable
Oh thank god, I found someone else.
Today on the Mordern Rogue: Improvised surgery
Brian and Jason go to Middle Earth- The Mordorn Rogue
@@julienlebamoff1224 Brian and Jason make lipstick - The Modern Rouge
Imagine Brian giggling over himself giggling like he does when he watches the videos
Ive never been so anxiety ridden while watch an episode. Cutting towards the hands is like my nightmare scenario.
Brian: “I have one goal and thats NOT to reset the injury counter this episode”
Jason: “Yeeaah that has certainly crossed my mind... TOO BAD”
The last thing you want to hear when someone is removing your stitches is “whoops”
Happened to me once. It was not a pleasant experience.
Doctor: whoops
Me: Did anything happen?
Doctor: No, nothing
Also Doctor: **reaches for a massive injection of morphine**
The last thing Id want to here is "well this can't be saved time to cut it off"
Just a heads up for the future, mixing hydrogen peroxide and rubbing alcohol can make an acid that has the potential to burn you.
its just a ketone, with a fairly slow reaction rate, I wouldnt worry about it
Hydrogenperoxide+ethanol may become FIRE, so not very good to mix
@@najroe rubbing alcohol is methanol not ethanol. Could be interesting to test it. Lol
@@nickkearney4083 I don't know what kind of rubbing alcohol you get but mine is 95% ethyl alcohol
@@nickkearney4083 any fuel actually (more easy with liquid or gas but...) Hydrogen peroxide and kerosene is/was used in rocket engines...
When I got stitches my dad said the whole airing it out thing sounding like such a smartass, I felt so good when the doctor told him he was wrong
(Robot voice):
The Modern Rogue Improvises a New Injury Counter
'Hours since last injury'
Dress pants robot man
That's the name
as a knife guy i rying to cut a already knew what is going to happen when i saw jason trying to cut something toward his hand i can not stop cringeing
We finally get the conclusion of the age-old question, "What in the hell did Murphy do to get his thumb wrapped up?"
You guys are wild, easily my new favorite channel. I hope to be like you when I grow up.
Jason, my man, it was like a year ago that I got the same injury that I inflicted to myself in the same way you did. I was reluctant to visit er though so it healed a bit bendy and stuff
There's an important lesson to learn in this, and it's that you never cut towards yourself
Brian: This is our job.
Me: Well apparently it's a dangerous job. You two have a worse injury record than factories that employ hundreds of people.
That being said, keep up the good work, but do stay safe.
I honestly shouted at Bryan when he started using the saw the same way Jason was a minute ago. Vaguely surprised it was Jason who got hurt.
Thank you Brandt, for editing all these videos, and patching in all the funny stuff
I don't tend to get anxious very much at all, but this video made me anxious lmao
What an introduction to your channel btw.
It took yall just over 200 videos to finally go to the ER
It wasn't filmed but Brian had to go to the ER after the shattering locks episode. Apparently the cut he got was a lot more gnarly than he realized and the next day he went. He said the ER staff weren't happy.
Yeha how
@@milhousevanhoutan9235 Especially because they couldn't even stitch it properly at that point
Oh they've been multiple times by this point. Mostly Brian...
I love when it isn't just clickbait. But I don't want yalls to hurt yourselves. XD
I'm totally OK with them hurting themselves for our entertainment...
Love how they cared for Jason so much that they left the camera rolling
Literally built my own bow and set of arrows and arrow heads at 14 using a nearby bush, a whittling knife, a razor, and ZERO experience. 10 years later I still have them. Oh did I mention 14 year old me managed to not draw blood? Well done guys.
Edit: I have cut my thumb almost identically to Jason's lmao
At first I thought, "What did Brian do this time." For once it wasn't Brian. Jason, leave the injuries to Brian, he's used to it.
Medic tip: when removing your "sterile" tools from a bag, make sure you maintain a sterile field (work space) as well. If you have clean tools, and they come into contact with a soiled field, they become soiled too. Also, should have worn gloves mate. Love the show! Keep up the builds!
i like how cool he was about it “well too bad!”
1) arrows are stripped of bark
2) harden the arrows
3) arrow straightener handheld tool that has a circle cut in the middle and a 1.5x the wood of your hand, handle for leverage
4) arrow knock notch lines up with space between two fletching so it flies true
Otherwise not bad
You guys are really binging with the uploads, aren't you?
They need to cover the medical bills so they need that ad revenue
not complaining tho
Its great
And I'm glad :)
That was quite a cut.
on an unrelated note:
When't the next med week coming up?
With these guys every week is a Med week.... and a what not to do video....
I should’ve reviewed those videos.
Thanks for the laugh . At the ER thumbs up . I laughed/spat my coffee across my desk .
Thank you for making the arrow Hello kitty! Made my day!
Me all through the notch making part: Murphy, Murphy, MURPHY, MURPHY, STOP!
I am simple.... I see that The Modern Rouge uploads a vid with the word "ER" in it and I stop vacuuming and start watching.
You guys make me laugh and genuinely smile more than anything "funny" have it be memes or "try not to laugh" videos on here, thank you very much
dudes i just love watching you guys trying to figure things out. i would be so much fun to watch a comedy show of you two surviving a zombie out break.
This was a fantastic episode on how to script suspense.
In this episode jason Murphy learns not only Murphy's law but also to never cut towards yourself
Killer Kitty! There are legions of young girls in tears now thanks to you two. Awesome!
thanks for the timestamp, i jumped straight to it!
These boys need to invest in a good pair of cut proof gloves or something and WEAR them
Kevlar gloves are cheap
Also, they should learn how to hold their tools properly !
welcome back to backyard surgery! our first "patient" is Jason Murphy!
loved watching you guys sculpt shafts
It's like Nascar, we're all just oooing and aweeing over each close call, waiting for the carnage!
Famous last words, "...I bet we can make this work!"
It's so sweet how they look after each other, a real OTP.
its always so adorable to see jeson and brian take care of each other, thats what friends are for c:
Brian is surprisingly jumpy over injury for a magician and a modern rogue and all.
I was always taught that correlation does not imply causation, but the title of this video is a lovely exception.
Dude: Cutting towards hand...
Me: Shuddering and cringing, skin crawling like a horror movie is on repeat, just knooooowing what's gonna happen. :-/
ALWAYS CUT AWAY
Daniel Nunya Bidnezz “Dude”
God, I've seen so many clips from this episode, but never watched it. Knew exactly what it was when I saw those stupid branches. I just can't believe it...