This makes Power Rangers look like Shakespeare | So Bad It's Good
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With a killer cast and great special effects, this should have been a blast. Instead, horrific comedy, bad fight scenes, and rough pacing made this Brian's Verotika.
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The rated-R version of Guyver is the anime series which is full of gore, decapitations and multiple different Guyver suits with different designs, plus you get to see all the actual powers the suits have.
Sounds much more entertaining than this.
@@JasonBrantthe anime is very good, I personally like the design there better too. Y'all should really check out the 2005 series after watching Guyver Dark Hero.
The guyver anime was brilliant! I remember there was more than one guyver and they would occasionally cross paths
The sequel is much better. But I do love this film.
Glad to hear it's better. This really didn't do it for me.
@@JasonBrantthere’s less comedy and the suit is so much better as it doesn’t have the flat chest this one had.
@@Sentient_Zeeisn't David Hayter in the second one?
@@mitsuokatagiri1860 he is yes.
@Sentient_Zee Indeed. I've seen both but it's been years. I don't remember much about either except for giant roach Luke Skywalker in this one and Solid Snake in the second. Guess I gotta get around to watching them again
You guys have to check out the sequel Guyver:Dark Hero. It's so much less cartoony and gets a massive upgrade in the fight choreography and gore department. Plus they switched out the lead actor for Solid Snake himself ( and screen writer) David Hayter
Even my folks enjoyed Guyver: Dark Hero. And trust me that's something. :O It may not be high art but it's a lot better than this one. :D
That sounds like the movie we wanted out of this one.
You telling the truth my brotha better fights and alot more gory lol
@@JasonBrantIt was fun hearing your list of everything you would change, because it's everything they changed for the sequel.
@@JasonBrant The sequel is something you'll all enjoy a helluva lot more than the first film.
Guyver Dark Hero is the way to go. That film has two of the three B’s and is such a great b-movie.
I'll torture Brian with it, for sure.
Plus Solid Snake himself plays the hero
I think Brian would like that one better too.
@@JasonBrantThe sequel is also rated R.
@@JasonBrantplease!
Erin really hit on the bad guy wears a pinky ring thing lol 😂
It's so crazy.
I'm hoping that the bad guy in The Last Kumite ha a pinky ring, too lol!
@@SuspiciousSilence you'll be very happy
Seriously, talk about finding the secret code.
I now look for it everywhere
I'm a huge fan of the 80s anime, so I squealed like a little girl, when a TH-cam notification told me you three were doing this video! It's now alcohol o'clock 😂😂
Same
Hope you odn't hate us by the end of it.
The Guyver is a misunderstood work of genius.
🤣
Just leave of "of genius"
The Anime is pretty good, but so far I have only seen the first episode and its actually pretty awesoem so far.
I hope it doesnt get as silly as the movie but so far only the humans are sort of silly,lol
agreed, one of my favorite movies of all time, definitely top 10
@@JasonBrant Perhaps your expectations were a little to high for a live action manga adaptation, with a budget of $3 and as much goodwill as they could scrape together. The humour falls a little flat in places, but it was supposed to be goofy and it was originally aimed at Japanese teenagers, and didnt translate well at all.
"I'll have you slap yourself into oblivion."
This dude is so evil. He's the embodiment of every school yard bully. His go to move is the "Quit hitting yourself. Quit hitting yourself," with telekinesis. I'd hate to see him break out the wet willy, swirly or wedgie.
haha, good point!
Don't forget the Ultimate Technique: The Purple Nurple ☠️
Indian Burns. That's how you could tell the difference between the standard bullies & the real psychopaths. Only a truly disturbed mind thinks to give an Indian Burn to someone.
I kept hearing David Gale speaking with Nelson Muntz' voice in my head saying that while he made Michael Berryman slap himself. :P
@@darkzer0670the purple nurple is a finishing move
Definitely watch the sequel. It's still SBIG quality, but much better than the first film. You can't go wrong with Solid Snake as the lead.
You got it.
Red Dead AcIips SBIG Fun Facts:
I did some research, and the pinky ring phenomenon is actually derived from the mob. Mob bosses, and made men often had Pinky Rings to signal what their status was.
Apparently Hollywood adopted that and uses that in their movies to identify the villains.
Seriously? Had no idea.
@@JasonBrant and here I am, wearing two pinkie rings....
It's true
@@JasonBrant Really? I just assumed you knew that. Pinky rings are a really big "trope" of the Italian mafia image.
If you find the Saturday Night Live sketch of Joe Pesci trying on pinky rings, it's glorious.
Been waiting for this episode forever. You have to watch the sequel.
Will do!
Hell yeah dude
"You can't kill me. I've been rejected by death."
Why do I get the feeling that that guy has been rejected a lot of times in his life.
he did just immediately leave when he saw Mark Hamill in his love interest's apartment.
Did anyone else notice how Mark Hamill magically goes from clean-shaven to scruffy and back again at every scene change?
The scruff.....clean-shaven nerf-herder!
Whenever they use that music sting and weird slice cut to the transition scenes, I want the voice over guy from the "Super Friends" cartoon to come on and say "Meanwhile!"
That transition was killing me.
What do you expect from a director named Screaming Mad George?
He did special effects for “Big Trouble in Little China”, Predator , Nightmare on Elm Street 3 and 4 ( the cockroach scene).
And yes , it’s based on a manga called “Bio Booster Armor Guyver”.
I can't wait for them to watch the sequel. The fight scenes in the sequel are some of the best monster fight scenes I think I have ever seen.
Apparently the reason for the uneven tone was because producer Brian Yuzna wanted to turn the manga into a kids film while the directors wanted to stay true to the more serious tone of the source material, but ended up having all creative control taken from them by Yuzna during the production.
Edit: They didn't even have any involvement with the so called "director's cut".
Everyone was trying to get the same success tmnt had
The idea that Brian Yuzna was the one who wanted to make it more family-friendly is wild to me
@@LifesNeverHumDrum His previous productions, while cult classics, weren't exactly huge financial successes.
Yuzna probably thought he could turn Guyver into one by appealing to children.
@@RevanAlaire mmm that’s a fair assertion
How is this bad? Compared to most hollywood adaptations this is pure gold!
It's bad because the humor makes me want to jump in front of a bus.
@@JasonBrant I´m seeing you watching this movie, and not getting the main point. Didn´t finished the video yet, though... This is a kid´s movie. 100%. It does have actors from Reanimator and stuff, but it´s a kids/pre-teen movie altogether. TMNT target.
@@culturia3555 kid's movie? The director's cut was R rated and so was the source material.
@@JasonBrant i have to say when i saw this, it was like mid 90s so i was 13/14 so basically still a kid and i loved it, watching it now, yeah its not really the best of the best, but the nostalgia factor man, cant really beat that.
@@innocuousalias6632 this is not the directors cut, neither the source material.
Ever heard of The Mask? The aforementioned ninja turtles?
Sequel is what you want.
The tone is serious, the gore is solid and the fight scenes are amazing.
Definitely watch it on your show.
Guys, for this era... These are some legitimate effects. I realize its not good, but what a buried gem in terms of lost budget.
Yeah, I just saw the thumbnail and my brain shouted "That's the manga one with Mark Hamill". I haven't seen this one in... decades. But some things just stay buried in your brain, I guess.
I'd seen it, but couldn't remember a damn thing about it.
@JasonBrant once a month, I get to do the last 3 hours or so of my work shift, with maybe a little left over, with you on a shelf in my new Pit! And today's the day, motherfůcker!!!
The sequel ROCKS. More serious tone and played straight with some awesome HK style fight choreography.
Trust me when I say Guyver 2 Dark Hero is everything you wanted this one to be. Dark, gritty, better fights and choreography, gore, no bad humor, simpler story, more action and better looking suits. It was and still is one of my all time favorite movies. Love what you guys do by the way. Love the channel and the laughes. Never miss a episode.
Guyver 2 dark hero is a must watch! One of my favourite movies from childhood. It is the exact movie you guys are describing when how to improve this movie. Heavy R rating too lol
You had me at "Power Rangers dropped on their head"
🤣
Thank you, Mark Hamill, for the sweet childhood memories. This transformation scene gives me enough nightmare fuel.
I think that Screaming Mad George took his favorite moments from the anime and padded the rest of the film with comedy in an attempt to create a _Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles_ vibe, that film having come out the previous year.
While watching this, I was saying the same thing.
13:10 BRIAN, sitting on an electric chair prior to his sentencing: “I ALSO feel lucky.”
One of the best movies ever. the sequel was pure cheesy goodness but good . PLUS David Hayter stared in the sequel and also helped screen write Xmen movies
The sequel stars Solid Snake himself, David Hayter. It also does away with the stupid humor, and, goes in a darker direction.
The first time I watched it I was wondering the whole time why this guy sounded so familiar😂
I'm ashamed to say that I've never played those games.
"The scientist's unit is inside of him?"
I see what you did there, Brian.
Oh wait a minute, the black official guy at the end with the glasses is the hilarious Mayor from Robocop 2!
Imagine a Guyver reboot with today's visuals or fight coreography like we see in The Raid movies and Hard R violence :D now would be a great time for this Series to return.
The guyver 2 is actually really good, and the fights well choreographed.
I loved this movie as a kid! When Blockbuster was still everywhere, I would rent this and a few other monster movies because the costumes were awesome back then. Yea, the comedy wouldve been better left on the editor's floor but the nostalgia factor covers that up nicely. lol
The "chest laser" is called the Mega Smasher and it is his most powerful weapon, capable of gouging into a mountain in the anime
The innuendo is real in this episode. 😄 This is based on an anime which is based on a manga. Them trying to compress all of that into a movie is why they have the narration/text scrawl at the beginning (they need to pick one) and why there's so much exposition in the story telling. This movie felt like they were trying to out-Sam Rami, Sam Rami. The first movie had better effects, but the sequel was more of the single and darker tone than the first.
Having the text crawl and then having a character repeat the same thing later was an interesting choice.
I really cannot abide this Guyver hate, but I still love you guys, and also if you want a more serious, rated-R version of this, the sequel is exactly that (with fantastic martial arts action, too).
Erin and her pinky ring conspiracy! Holy moly! I think that applies in real life. I’m going to watch all the CEO of major companies doing interviews to see if any of them have a pinky ring
Screaming Mad George had an affinity for bugs ...he is an amazing sfx artist
Bio-Booster Armor Guyver is the first anime I ever watched, and its still one of my favourites. Pure 80s/90s hyper-violent insanity.
But yeah, this is one of the earlier attempts to do live-action adaptations of anime, and it missed by a country mile. The sequel is definitely better in terms of effects and tone, and the final battle in it is legit fantastic.
Second one is much better love both movies and the anime
It was better...but it wasn't good.
@@jamesburchill7522 we watch good movies on this channel?
It is better? Nice.
@@JasonBrant It's a lot more serious, but moved at a glacial pace.
The sequel Guyver the dark hero is so awesome compared to this, and with David Hayter the voice of Solid Snake has the lead its great, mainly the final battle.
I don't think I ever noticed before that the 'No smoking!' guy is the Mayor in Robocop 2. And just to add to what many people have mentioned, the sequel is a hell of a lot better. Pretty much exactly what you were wishing this one was in your commentary. I've got to say, though, watching this reaction kind of makes me want you guys to tackle the Swamp Thing films someday.
😂😂😅😂😂 The pained look on all of your faces was worth it. So good.
Guyver is indeed based on a manga, and there was also an anime adaptation. The live action films are goofy, but the manga is excellent. The anime was good at the time, I am not sure how well it held up. When it first came out in the west it was considered on the more extreme end of anime at the time in terms of on screen violence and gore.
For its time, it was very innovative and cool. I was really into it when I watched it as a kid. I was like 7 or 8. It has humour suitable for the age, cool powers and gore stuff that parents probably do not want you to see. A perfect kid fun. :)
I loved it when i was same age aswell lol always re rented it at ritz before they changed to blockbuster
Screaming Mad George is a Legend! Society is such a great movie!
those scene wipes seem straight from an anime/cartoon. I was half expecting someone to say "Now a word from our sponsors."
Guyver is awesome. Not this one though, the second one is better. But what I commend from the 2 movies is that they did a really good job with the creature designs and the Guyver suit (it's really faithful to the source material) 👍
Oh, man. I remember going to a friend's house when I was a kid, and he got us to watch this terrible film. 😅
Nice.
That's probably the best description for this movie I've ever read.
A dark version of this would be amazing.
Guyver 2 is exactly what you are asking for towards the end
I remember when this was a PPV movie and the voiceover said "move over Batman"
16:58 The sequel is ABSOLUTELY the movie you want this to be.
J.J. rapping in a monster suit is the bees-knees. Yes, I said that.
Watched this over and over as a kid, it got me into anime and manga. Lost my shit when the sequel "Guyver 2: Dark Hero" came out. Improved in every way
Yup, it's a lot more coherent and serious.
When you finish a Brant reaction vid just to see afterwards that they just uploaded a new one.
Good timing.
Saw these movies as a kid on the sci fi channel and my life changed forever.
For the worse? 🤣
It's that Senifeld-esque funk incidental music along with the bad comedy that kills it.
What I love about thos channel is seeing all those films I rented on VHS in the 80s and then realising I was FAR too young to be watching most of them let alone the goretacular Italian cannibal and zombie movies I was also getting. The 80s ruled.
A McGuyver and The Guyver crossover? Now I'd pay to see that 😁
Or a rap act named M.C. Guyver
@@mikeljenks ha ha 😄
JJ Walker looking like a Gremlin when he is in alien form.
How nice of TH-cam to suggest the Verotika review right after this pile. When a mere "fatality" isn't enough. At least there's the Hall-of-Fame rare triple facepalm after 07 minutes 13 seconds. 🤣🤣
Your reactions to the humour made me absolutely crack up 🤣🤣🤣
And the description 'If Power Rangers was dropped on its head at birth' 👌
I watched this movie as a child and remember it being dark and awesome but a lot more violent.
The costumes were good and obviously expensive, but like they said, just too well-lit. They look like Gremlins that are just going through puberty and Pokemon evolved in a really bad way lol. That's the best way I can describe it.
Thanks! People are saying the second one is more violent.
@@SuspiciousSilence Indeed, I concur with their critique! 🤣🤣🤣 Love your description too, this one was a proper blast from the past!
20:52 "Get it out! Get it out! It's growing!"
"That's what she said."
Two of you gave it the bad rating. You have made a powerful enemy this day lol. It does pain me the movie is edited for blood and violence on the dvd release. Glad I still got my vhs tape of it.
🤣 My apologies.
I love how they used the crashed the movie set but where the monster looked even worse to make theirs look better. Lol
Nothing like the animated movies, Guyver is one of my favs
The sequel is literally everything you guys wanted in this one, and the icing on the cake is that Sean is played by the man who voices Solid Snake in the Metal Gear Solid games.
Guyver and mutronics are absolute ridiculous, non sensical cheesy classics 😂
26:45 She wanted to make sure all his parts had been regenerated and he didn't come back as some kind of Ken doll.
Sequel with David Hayter was so much better 😂
9:54: No. The film doesn’t explain it, but in the anime and manga, it’s kept in a pocket dimension when not in use. The holes in his neck are just portals to that dimension.
Edit: yeah, I knew this movie was going to be crap when I saw JJ from Good Times was going to be one of the main villains. But as most of the other comments have mentioned, the various Guyver anime (I think there’s 3) and the live-action sequel Guyver Dark Hero are friggin amazing.
yep, and when he transforms in the anime/manga a destructive sphere surrounds him as the Guyver suit appears behind him before wrapping itself around him. Which is used against him at one point in episode 7 of the 12 part anime when he's tied to his girlfriend and can't transform without killing her. Except then he finds out it's not really her but a zoanoid made to look like her. So he transforms and that sphere destroys that zoanoid.
I take it that Erin first pointed out the pinky ring thing? That is too funny. I never noticed it either until you guys mentioned it.
5:00 At this point, we are going to have to just admit that she has cracked the code for villains in movies
The old Guyver anime traumatized me as a child, especially the fact that there was no definitive ending.
I love how the vhs cover shows Mark hamill as the guyver, instead of the actual main character.
Erin does NOT understand the assignment!!! 😂
8:28 now you know why the subtitle is "bio-boosted armour". The Guyver is an absolute cheese classic.
Erin will love Guyver 2. It's called Dark Hero for a reason.
Please, try to add in that strange scene transition audio and effect into future SBIG episodes. Love your content, guys. Keep up the great work!
It’s also worth noting that the reason Screaming Mad George could acquire such incredible budgets for, essentially, straight to video productions, is that he was the talent behind movie monsters such as The Predator; and he did FX for A Nightmare on Elmstreet 4, The Re-animator (and Re-animator 2), etc…
I know you’ll love this one. SMG was also the FX lead on Silent Night Deadly Night 5.
The man is a Hollywood legend. I agree, though, the humour was shoehorned in MUTRONICS (The Guyver). It was like they were trying to make a family-friendly movie, with some really adult gore. Like they aimed for Gremlins, and landed on Naked Lunch.
When I think of Guyver the first thing that comes to mind is the scene in the anime where he karate chops a brown bear in half.
David Gale plays an infomercial shrink in The Brain, and he gives a 110% performance.
Just a blast watching the ride of perplexing emotions lol. The movie never lets you settle lmao
The sequel is a lot closer to what you're looking for, although for some reason the main character is played by David Hayter. That's right, Solid Snake is The Guyver in the sequel, The Guyver 2: Dark Hero. Also, you were right, this is based on an anime/manga series. I don't know much about it sadly, but I would be curious to learn more out of morbid curiosity.
Michael Berryman did a good job in One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest
The Guyver: Dark Hero is the better of the two. It’s still cheesy as hell, but I love it!
I can remember working in video rental store as a teenager and seeing the cool video cover, never saw it though. They are like giant Gremlins!
looks like after "the last kumite" is done Jason is gonna have to make "the last Guyver"
Apparently the director really REALLY wanted to do a faithful adaptation of Guyver, but the producer only heard 'cartoon' and pushed hard to force them to add childish comedy elements. Which is even worse considering the main group who'd want to see this film are the fans of the anime, who are used to high levels of violence, gore and human drama.
5:04 I got a new pinkie ring!!! It's a silver checkerboard pattern, looks awesome!
Nice!
one of my most cherished childhood films lol brings so much nostalgia
Jasons response to that suit retracting is something ive heard and Christmas and Thanksgiving dinners my whooe life.
"Whoa.....that fits in your neck" 😂😂
Super stoked to se y'all watch this lol. I loved this movie "growing up".
The monsters look straight out of Gremlins! Good God that was a travesty of a film 'comedy'. Part 2 please! lol
right there with you Jason, saw this late night HBO when i was a kid. glad you all are watching it now
So the rubber suits for the "aliens" just looked like adult sized Gremlins to me.
Finally!! Been waiting for you to do this one!!
Nice of Zordon to narrate the opening crawl.
When I was a kid I saw a trailer for this and wanted to see it really bad. I never got to see it. I'm glad now