@@FreejackVesaWatched the American remake of Happy New Year that starred Falk. Every single meaningful mature deep philosophical moment was shaved off the original only leaving enough room for Charles Durning's narrator to repeatedly say how amazing Falk's character is. About 90% of the dialogue is him saying "Nick is a great guy".
@@kaykutcher2103 I've never seen it before, I'll check it out. I'm not typically a fan of remakes, very rarely do they do the original justice. That being said, I do love me some Peter Falk, even in films that are terrible. And the fact that you are suggesting this is a Peter Falk vanity project intrigues me! Thanks for the comment and suggestion.
The moment he took off his jacket to reveal a sleeveless collared shirt is the moment I realized I need this movie in my collection and to cut off all the sleeves of my dress shirts.
This movie was insane. Honestly more vanity projects should have the protag say something repeatedly to the point its pretty much their heroic catchphrase, you understand?
This review could start a dangerous new social trend of ending too many sentences with "you understand?" I already caught myself saying it while warning my cat not to steal my seat after getting up from watching this video :P
@7:23 Italian from Brooklyn here: Italians are VERY affectionate people and were way more handsy when I was growing up in the 80's. Some even used to kiss their kids on the mouth (thankfully mine did not). Hellos and goodbyes at family functions (of which there were a lot since we all lived near each other in the same neighborhood) was an entire event in and of itself. Also, the lead actor looks like my Uncle when he was that age (probably around the same time too). Ya know, I was just looking for another Sedaris movie on Tubi and it didn't come up, but this did. I might have to watch this in its place. I'll be paying very close attention the shooting locations. I need to know if this was shot in my neighborhood. Ya understand? *EDIT* As a big Miami Vice fan, I really dig his suit @22:24. And given I live nearby, I actually wanna take one of my collared shirts and cut off the sleeves, just to see people's reactions when I take off my jacket lol.
I want you to know, the chemistry between you guys is incredible. It makes me feel like I'm watching the movie with you guys, you understand? So much so that I crack open a beer with yall every video. Keep it, you guys! You understand me?
Just wanted to say thanks for being so consistently funny, I've been having a pretty rough year, and as silly as it sounds y'all have always been the highlight of my week, keep up the good work
Same for me. Family stuff, and I was only able to spend any time, with my closest friends, or any friends, for many months. Watching them, reminded me of hanging with my friends, watching these same type of movies, laughing and having a blast, or not sometimes. 😄 It really helped me through a very rough time. Jason’s channel is one of the only channels I support through Patreon for a reason.
Actually in the movie Rushmore Schwartzman plays a high school student who puts on plays of famous movies, one of them being Scarface. It's an accurate representation.
Bedroom stucco was a fad among roughly eight houses in 1995. On the plus side, the actress in the wheelchair (Louisette Geiss) went on to have a pretty good career. Y'understand? Y'understand?.....Y'understand?
IMDb says she revealed in 2017 that she quit Hollywood after refusing to (in order to sell a script) watch a naked Harvey Weinstein jerk off naked in his office, and she now sells real estate.
@@JasonBrant well with small parts, until a run in with Weinstein. Look like she's in Wishmaster 3: Beyond the Gates of Hell, quoting the trailer: 'it's like an evil Aladdin's lamp'
Trying to take a drink after every time this dude says, "you understand" would absolutely kill your liver. Great work as always guys. Love the channel. Oh, and Erin's Quads are legit. Peace
At 24:52, when Brian commented on the girls eyes, and Erin responds with,..."That's what you're looking at?!" ...then proceeds to roast Brian with,.."Man card please!" ...LOL!!!
Streets of Darkness is the best vanity project evah, YOU UNDERSTAND? Ya gotta really respect and appreciate the artistry here, YOU UNDERSTAND? The best indie crime drama evah, YOU UNDERSTAND? CUZ I UNDERSTAND!🤣😜
I spend most of my free time in Chicago's Taylor Street, and even I find this guy offensively Sicilian. This guy was raised on artichokes and anisette FOR SURE.
I love that every VANITY PROJECT, NOT ONE OF THEM HAS HEARD ABOUT TRIGGER DISCIPLINE. IT REALLY ISN'T THAT HARD. Heck I learned it at 32 when I got my first one, and it's like riding a bicycle. Once you learn it, you can do it all the time. Though, now that I'm into that culture, it's always fun to spot the ones that never use them, and those that do, all by who practices Trigger Discipline.
Don't play a drinking game everytime the main character says "do you understand" you'll be admitted to hospital with acholol poisoning 😂😂😂 Hilarious reaction your channel is the gift that keeps on giving.
This guy is a true upstanding hero. You just don't understand, you understand? He stands under such pressure and stands on his own understanding so much. Do you understand what he's been through? Understand?
"I'm glad you guys are also distracted with the furniture in this movie." -Brian "Where's the toilet paper?" -Jason You all are frickin hilarious! I appreciate you guys. Keep crushing it!
Now listen to me carefully...the genius of LaRusso is so often misunderstood, that he must always check if he was understood...D'ya understand? Apparently this is s sequel to 'Just a Chance' 1992 (which is included in the the bluray?). Surely if you had watched that first you would truly...understand.
Drinking challenge every time "You understand" is said you have to drink. Conversely every time Jason says "dude or awesome" you have to take a drink, and 4 shots if he uses them at the same time. This drinking game will destroy your liver...
I kinda like the idea of tying up the main storyline 20 minutes into your movie. Why wait till the end? Imagine if 1977 Star Wars was like this? The rest of the movie is Luke, Han and Leia just killing storm troopers!
Just started "The Dark" Excellent so far. That was a wonderful dedication to Erin. Also, the jacket has great artwork. Question. When did you write this and then publish? I don't remember seeing it until I checked your link after finding your channel. I like your style of writing. I'm trying to figure out who it reminds me of but I can't and that's good. Having a well constructed path that doesn't fill pages and stretch moments. It seems new authors will find a great plot twist and feel they need to swim in it for 20 pages rather than just let it stand on it's own legs. Anyway, well done. I'll be finishing this and ordering another soon.
This movie is truly transcendent. Its main theme showcases the villainous and psychopathic effects that “post-nut clarity” can have on certain individuals.
Speaking of vanity projects, Glenn Danzig has another movie out called, "Deathrider in the House of Vampires". He wrote, directed, and, acts in this one. It also features at least one porn star. Apparently, he's been having trouble finding a distributor, I can't imagine why... It was shot in 2018, but, it isn't available on DVD, or, BluRay yet, unfortunately.
You guys should have done a drinking game, where you take a drink every time he says "you understand?". You might want to have a medical team standing by though! 😂😂😂😂
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I understand 😎🤌
Cool Bravestar Tshirt 😎
Start on the Helen Hunt? Wasn't she in the last movie you guys reviewed?
I have to turn this off because he kept on saying “understand”
I hate him
This stuff is pretty damn good! Chocolate is my favorite. I'll buy some more using this promo code as soon as I'm done with the last two boxes.
No matter how many times he asks "Do you understand?" I still fail to understand.
Yeah but, you understand
You have to watch the sopranos as many times as the filmmaker.
But do you understand?
Listen very carefully. It's the drinking game, you understand 🍻🤤🍻😵
I understand that we all understand, *_you understand?_*
As a drinking game, it has near-fatal potential, y'understand?
WIth all due respect, that's a bad idea. You understand?
I actually went looking for this comment. I believe this would lead to immediate death by alcohol poisoning ‘you understand’ - Cheers~
If you took a drink every time our hero asks "You understand?" you'd be blackout drunk in 8 minutes.
Death would occur with twenty minutes.
@@JasonBrant Death would occur well within 20 minutes even if you drank water each time he says "do you understand".
8 seconds
In this movie, this guy says "you understand?" more than Colombo has said "just one more thing" in his entire life.
🤣🤣
And that's a LOT, you understand?
I want to see Peter Falk in a vanity project. Guess it's too late now though
@@FreejackVesaWatched the American remake of Happy New Year that starred Falk. Every single meaningful mature deep philosophical moment was shaved off the original only leaving enough room for Charles Durning's narrator to repeatedly say how amazing Falk's character is. About 90% of the dialogue is him saying "Nick is a great guy".
@@kaykutcher2103 I've never seen it before, I'll check it out. I'm not typically a fan of remakes, very rarely do they do the original justice. That being said, I do love me some Peter Falk, even in films that are terrible. And the fact that you are suggesting this is a Peter Falk vanity project intrigues me! Thanks for the comment and suggestion.
This flick was BONKERS!!! When he took off his jacket to reveal a sleeveless dress shirt, I literally stood up and slow clapped!! Bravo!
That's when he chose to wear an undershirt, and wasn't just wearing a white sports jacket.
Erin doing an “exploding drink dance” when she panicked made me laugh.
If your beer explodes, just pump your legs in place. Works like a charm.
De-noginizer indeed
3:08 "I'm very dangerous person."
Yeah, anyone who handles a gun that way is not safe.
Being the main character in a vanity project has one big advantage: it makes you completely irresistible to women.
There trying to be James Bond
All single men should make a vanity project.
Hell, even I throw my underwear at the screen.
@hansgraichen8051 😆
As someone who hates sleeves… this man is my douchy spirit animal 😂
🤣
If he’d had a little rat tail, I think he’d qualify for a top ten douchebags of cinema, list.
Move to Florida. You won't need 'em here.
@@Vaporvice84I almost always wear shorts here (about 100 miles north of Miami) but it’s short sleeves too for me.
You guys should hang out. 😂
By sleeves you mean arm prisons.
The moment he took off his jacket to reveal a sleeveless collared shirt is the moment I realized I need this movie in my collection and to cut off all the sleeves of my dress shirts.
This one is a must own. And yes, sleeves are just holding you back.
This movie was insane. Honestly more vanity projects should have the protag say something repeatedly to the point its pretty much their heroic catchphrase, you understand?
I understand. Question is do you understand!?
@UberNeuman yeah yeah I understand, do you understand?
They were at least smart enough to know having the characters say "Capiche'" would've been too obvious.
I want you to listen very carefully - I understand.
It's what the youts say, you get what I'm saying?
This review could start a dangerous new social trend of ending too many sentences with "you understand?" I already caught myself saying it while warning my cat not to steal my seat after getting up from watching this video :P
Anyone else get a shudder down their spine when they hear the phrase "It's vanity project time"?
Ya I do, in a good way, ya understand.
You don't love these vanity projects?
I mean not everything is gonna be as creepy as "Honorable Men"
Or Champagne And Bullets >.< @@XombieLejon66
@7:23 Italian from Brooklyn here: Italians are VERY affectionate people and were way more handsy when I was growing up in the 80's. Some even used to kiss their kids on the mouth (thankfully mine did not). Hellos and goodbyes at family functions (of which there were a lot since we all lived near each other in the same neighborhood) was an entire event in and of itself. Also, the lead actor looks like my Uncle when he was that age (probably around the same time too). Ya know, I was just looking for another Sedaris movie on Tubi and it didn't come up, but this did. I might have to watch this in its place. I'll be paying very close attention the shooting locations. I need to know if this was shot in my neighborhood. Ya understand?
*EDIT* As a big Miami Vice fan, I really dig his suit @22:24. And given I live nearby, I actually wanna take one of my collared shirts and cut off the sleeves, just to see people's reactions when I take off my jacket lol.
You absolutely need to cut the sleeves off.
He walks without purpose between Italian crime families and threatening women with an air of confidence rarely seen in this day and age, y'understand?
This movie should have been called "You Understand?" lol
I want you to know, the chemistry between you guys is incredible. It makes me feel like I'm watching the movie with you guys, you understand? So much so that I crack open a beer with yall every video. Keep it, you guys! You understand me?
Just wanted to say thanks for being so consistently funny, I've been having a pretty rough year, and as silly as it sounds y'all have always been the highlight of my week, keep up the good work
Keep your chin up it will get better
Same for me.
Family stuff, and I was only able to spend any time, with my closest friends, or any friends, for many months. Watching them, reminded me of hanging with my friends, watching these same type of movies, laughing and having a blast, or not sometimes. 😄
It really helped me through a very rough time. Jason’s channel is one of the only channels I support through Patreon for a reason.
That means a lot to hear. Thanks so much guys. Keep going - things will look up!
Hope everything gets better for you soon, you understand?
I hear that. Thanks to you guys I have something good to look forward to on Thursdays and Sundays.
I have the urge to wear sleeveless shirts, and scream “DO YOU UNDERSTAND” for some reason. Also the acting is top notch lol
That would be a great look for you!
Drinking game, take a drink every time main character says "you understand?" Make sure to have a paramedic on speed dial
Wow this dude walks with air of confidence rarely seen in this day and age😆
Drinking game : take a shot everytime he says "you understand?" Until you understand
This guy has got to have the biggest wardrobe of sleeveless shirts on the planet!
Dude goes to church without sleeves on it. It's amazing.
2:35 "It's a beer shower, eh!"
...Bob or Doug McKenzie, back in the day.😅
This should have been titled -Streets of Darkness “You Understand”
"He had sleeves on, I didn't recognize him."
Vanity projects in a nutshell
This guy watched Scarface once and said “I can do that”!
This movie taught me the importance of verifying understanding in every interaction. The little guy's spewing valuable life lessons here.
If Jason Schwartzman played a mafia guy in a comedy sketch on Saturday Night Live, he would be like the main character in this movie.
That was very specific. 😂😂
Actually in the movie Rushmore Schwartzman plays a high school student who puts on plays of famous movies, one of them being Scarface. It's an accurate representation.
Bedroom stucco was a fad among roughly eight houses in 1995. On the plus side, the actress in the wheelchair (Louisette Geiss) went on to have a pretty good career. Y'understand? Y'understand?.....Y'understand?
IMDb says she revealed in 2017 that she quit Hollywood after refusing to (in order to sell a script) watch a naked Harvey Weinstein jerk off naked in his office, and she now sells real estate.
Did she really? That's amazing.
@@JasonBrant well with small parts, until a run in with Weinstein. Look like she's in Wishmaster 3: Beyond the Gates of Hell, quoting the trailer: 'it's like an evil Aladdin's lamp'
Somehow, this movie is rated 7.1 on IMDb -- you understand?
All the best vanity projects have fake votes/reviews. It's part of the creative process.
This guy's character should have been named "Phony Montana". 😂 #DoYouUnderstand
Wow this was insane and damn entertaining. Erin's explanation of giving it the SBIG stamp or the SH IT stamp is the stuff of legends lol 😂
Her explanations are more entertaining by the episode.
Trying to take a drink after every time this dude says, "you understand" would absolutely kill your liver. Great work as always guys. Love the channel. Oh, and Erin's Quads are legit. Peace
Erin, have you ever considered doing voiceover work? I'm continually impressed with your ad reads at the beginning of videos. You could go pro!
Quality editing as always for these vanity films. And writing full of subtle undertones 😅
It's truly a masterwork.
The guy is a discount Emilio Estevez, Bill Pullman and Andy Garcia at the same time.
He looks like tugg speedman doing an impression of Andy Garcia
I've been waiting 14 minutes for the hero to bust out the black tank top 😂
That "Fat Sal" character was unquestionably intended to be the "So Bad It's Good" version of Luca Brasi.
I love these VPs(vanity projects)!
They're my favorite.
vertical piss
i thought 39mins was longer than usual.... then Erin opened that beer.
At 24:52, when Brian commented on the girls eyes, and Erin responds with,..."That's what you're looking at?!" ...then proceeds to roast Brian with,.."Man card please!" ...LOL!!!
omg right off the bat at 3:10 there's no way in hell he wears his jeans that high.. this is going to be AMAZING
lol The beginning had me cracking up I can picture Jason singing to himself " she ani't heavy she's my wife" 🤣
That went right over my head.
@@JasonBrant When Erin almost spilled her beer on your rug
The priest costume looks like the outfit Coleman the butler wears on the train in Trading Places.
Streets of Darkness is the best vanity project evah, YOU UNDERSTAND? Ya gotta really respect and appreciate the artistry here, YOU UNDERSTAND? The best indie crime drama evah, YOU UNDERSTAND? CUZ I UNDERSTAND!🤣😜
"Y'understand?" DO NOT have that as your drinking game trigger...... You won't make it.
I understand.
I have a feeling that "You understand?" is going to be a reoccurring phrase on this channel from now on.
It’s up my nose, it’s on my glasses… best quote ever.
"If you know what I mean..."
In the scene where he's in bed to sleep, he should have been wearing sleeves and nothing else. His night atire.
Sleeves are his pajamas. 😂
Great intro we need a little comedy in are life
Haha, thanks.
our*, you undastand?
I spend most of my free time in Chicago's Taylor Street, and even I find this guy offensively Sicilian. This guy was raised on artichokes and anisette FOR SURE.
I love that every VANITY PROJECT, NOT ONE OF THEM HAS HEARD ABOUT TRIGGER DISCIPLINE. IT REALLY ISN'T THAT HARD. Heck I learned it at 32 when I got my first one, and it's like riding a bicycle. Once you learn it, you can do it all the time. Though, now that I'm into that culture, it's always fun to spot the ones that never use them, and those that do, all by who practices Trigger Discipline.
Don't play a drinking game everytime the main character says "do you understand" you'll be admitted to hospital with acholol poisoning 😂😂😂
Hilarious reaction your channel is the gift that keeps on giving.
This guy is a true upstanding hero. You just don't understand, you understand? He stands under such pressure and stands on his own understanding so much. Do you understand what he's been through? Understand?
I understand.
This Toten Turd should have been called NOBODY UNDUHSTANDS! (You Unduhstand?) The Movie.
You know that bit in Jaws 2, when the shark attacks the boat and the girl madly throws gasoline all over herself for no reason? Erin with that beer...
"I'm glad you guys are also distracted with the furniture in this movie." -Brian
"Where's the toilet paper?" -Jason
You all are frickin hilarious!
I appreciate you guys.
Keep crushing it!
This one had me laughing so much! You could play a drinking game watching this everytime he says “Do ya understand?” 😂😂
I've _got_ to get a Toten in my life! No one will watch terrible movies with me. 😭 I love this; you understand me?
I understand.
Brian's shirt is fucked up juuuust subtly enough that it snuck into my consciousness slowly, like a glitch in the matrix.
Now listen to me carefully...the genius of LaRusso is so often misunderstood, that he must always check if he was understood...D'ya understand? Apparently this is s sequel to 'Just a Chance' 1992 (which is included in the the bluray?). Surely if you had watched that first you would truly...understand.
BraveStar had the best intro of any cartoon in history.
Vanity project guys normally wear black tank tops. He wore EVERY colour of tank top
He went all out.
Drinking challenge every time "You understand" is said you have to drink. Conversely every time Jason says "dude or awesome" you have to take a drink, and 4 shots if he uses them at the same time.
This drinking game will destroy your liver...
Erin laughing when that girl was slapped was me 😂. I did NOT mean to laugh but it was so funny for some reason 😂
That Ferari(sic) t-shirt has a typo:P It's written Ferrari. Grammar na*i off. I love you content, you guys always make me laugh.
I saw that and was like I want that shirt lol
When Brian busts out one of his monotone quips like "some people like talking to people", it kills me 😂
I kinda like the idea of tying up the main storyline 20 minutes into your movie. Why wait till the end? Imagine if 1977 Star Wars was like this? The rest of the movie is Luke, Han and Leia just killing storm troopers!
And banging space hookers.
27:37 this guy got on the crazy train to unhinged town a LONG time ago🤣🤣🤣
23:46 _'Banging Her Through Time'_ is the perfect title for an 80's hairband music video featuring non-stop geriatric PoV smut. 😐
Sounds like a hairband song. 😆
You have to tell me where you get your socks Brian, you understand? No.. but really. They’re great lol
Strength of the Bear, Speed of the Puma, Sight of the Eagle. Shout out from New Texas!
If you had taken a shot every time the phrase "do you understand?" is uttered in this movie, your liver would be gone. Totally obliterated.
The dvd cover looks like threat level midnight part 2 with Michael Scott lol
Its the real prison Mike 😂
🤣
You are a remarkable woman Jason, and I respect you for it.
I understand.
@@JasonBrant 🤣🤣🤣
If there is another movie from this dude you guys should do a shot every time he says you understand
We would die.
Going by the only review I could find of this movie, it is apparently a sequel to a Christian film.
I found a new level of self loathing when I immediately recognized Hanging Out With My Family from Birdemic
Just started "The Dark" Excellent so far. That was a wonderful dedication to Erin. Also, the jacket has great artwork.
Question. When did you write this and then publish? I don't remember seeing it until I checked your link after finding your channel.
I like your style of writing. I'm trying to figure out who it reminds me of but I can't and that's good. Having a well constructed path that doesn't fill pages and stretch moments. It seems new authors will find a great plot twist and feel they need to swim in it for 20 pages rather than just let it stand on it's own legs.
Anyway, well done. I'll be finishing this and ordering another soon.
I prefer to rotate "Ya' understand?" "Catch my drift?" "Know what I'm sayin?" "Ya feel me?" and finally "Know what I mean?" It really keep'em guessing
"Where's the toilet paper?" Sums it up perfectly.
Totally unrelated to the film but Jason I LOVE your Bravestarr shirt. Totally underrated 80s cartoon
Wow, your ad spot was so professional I thought I'd accidentally cancelled my TH-cam premium!
This movie is truly transcendent. Its main theme showcases the villainous and psychopathic effects that “post-nut clarity” can have on certain individuals.
Can't wait the "Sifu Seagal" x "Do you understand?" merch lol
She spent so much time rearranging the toilet that she got desperate and used the cardboard tube too.
Jason needs to make a Vanity project. Just to show everyone how to make a proper vanity project. Lol
I understand. May I suggest an alternate title for this masterpiece? "Quest for Comprehension"
Speaking of vanity projects, Glenn Danzig has another movie out called, "Deathrider in the House of Vampires". He wrote, directed, and, acts in this one. It also features at least one porn star. Apparently, he's been having trouble finding a distributor, I can't imagine why... It was shot in 2018, but, it isn't available on DVD, or, BluRay yet, unfortunately.
I've been waiting for that movie to drop for years.
lmao was waiting for the Erin spilling her drink event after watching the last live stream
Erin's quote of the day: it's Miami
"You understand?" definitely needs to be the title of this movie.
37:33 that movie was So Bad It's Good, YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I won't go out of my way, but if i find this at a wild pawn shop, I'll pick it up!🤣🤣🤣
You guys should have done a drinking game, where you take a drink every time he says "you understand?". You might want to have a medical team standing by though! 😂😂😂😂
"Mole, moley moley moley, moooooole"
you understand?
The best chorus of beer opening chaos I've ever seen lol. Absolutely hysterical
Haha, caught us all off guard.
This is the greatest movie ever.
You understand.
This was up there as one of the better vanity projects, you understand?