XD This would be an amazing april fools joke; I get the feeling that most people thought that it was showing you how to prevent becoming a zombie or something like that, but it instead tells you how to survive as a zombie! This is genius. Well done!
Love it! It's like I always say, in a zombie apocalypse, why not just join the zombies, then you'll see how much easier it could be! Then again, it could be like a drug trip, making you really happy, or it could be like the Half Life zombies, humans that are still alive and suffering. (thanks for the hl sound effects btw!)
All of these people like: “you lied to me this isn’t a zombie survival guide” like no it’s a survival guide for zombies.... or a zombie survival guide 🙄🙄
Zombies dont even exsist im eighteen and i play zombie games and my brother thinks zombies are real for some reason this is what he said "Your stupid hannah! Ofcourse zombies are real get it right" and im all like "ok go the FUCK back to school" and he asked my dad if zombies where real and dad said"Ya" my brother gave me a look like Bitch u where wrong then dad says"IN YO DREAMS BOI" im dying
I got a few things for surviving a zombie apocalypse that is 1. Survive 2. Find supplies 3. Keep moving and never look back 4. Aim for the head to kill a zombie 5. Have a weapon on you 6. Don’t trust anyone 7. Possibly find a working vehicle with enough gas and a functioning battery 8. Try to find shelter 9. Have a blunt or sharp weapon in case you run out of bullets 10. DO NOT GET BITTEN BY A ZOMBIE
1) get internet network that works 2) Get generator 3) Get TV and phone 4) get console 5) get all discs 6)Barricade doors 7) Have fun till you die -zombie survival guide for gamers
A person can be a zombie. If he/she gets a virus and he/she doesn't do nothing about it, it will affect his/her body . But if anyone would want to make a zombie apocalypse it will be a rich person.
Oscar Mendoz If that would Happen The Zombies would starve to death... And some human will survive Btw. A Zombie Apocalypse would Take a few days and ot would be over
Many thanks, I've been looking for "zombie survival" for a while now, and I think this has helped. You ever tried - Ryanzon Survival Genie - (do a google search ) ? Ive heard some interesting things about it and my mate got amazing success with it.
here’s how to survive zombies just stay in a area without alot of people and wait a couple months by then most zombies will have rotted to the point of not being able to stand or walk just wear thick boots so one stuck on the ground doesn’t bite you
"Report unusual behaviors, baricade your homes, avoid all contact with infected individuals, wait for the official instructions . . . Heheh, wait my ass!"
While the security guy was chainging his weapon it was the haif life sound and when he was eating the head of a brown dude it was the burning zombie from haif life and that poor civilian who got infected by the headcrab In haif life 2
50percent of the comments are people saying how this is not what they were looking for the rest are people talking about the half life sound. Never mind only 25 percent of people talk about the half life sound the rest is people is saying how zombies don’t exist.
XD This would be an amazing april fools joke; I get the feeling that most people thought that it was showing you how to prevent becoming a zombie or something like that, but it instead tells you how to survive as a zombie! This is genius. Well done!
Barack obama, *sniff*, thank you for *sniff* offering me a *sniff* good life
Love it! It's like I always say, in a zombie apocalypse, why not just join the zombies, then you'll see how much easier it could be! Then again, it could be like a drug trip, making you really happy, or it could be like the Half Life zombies, humans that are still alive and suffering. (thanks for the hl sound effects btw!)
They tell you how to survive a zombie, but they never tell you how to survive as a zombie.
2014 in Zombie Evolution
WWZ:
You can Run, Climb, and Dislike sick people
I wannt a Muffin :p
Not to forget the amazing teamwork, you can use one an other as stair staps 😃
I want that wwz
Climb, You Mean They Can Swarm
Cuphead SAVAGE19 ok
*Sees this video*
Me : Oh wow a zombie survival guide?
Me : *Clicks video*
Me : This is not i was looking for..
Jenny Aurelia *me too*
Jenny Aurelia
*SAME*
Same
Jenny Aurelia so true😂
Jenny Aurelia same
All of these people like: “you lied to me this isn’t a zombie survival guide” like no it’s a survival guide for zombies.... or a zombie survival guide 🙄🙄
Zombie survival...surviving as a zombie..
Zombies dont even exsist im eighteen and i play zombie games and my brother thinks zombies are real for some reason this is what he said "Your stupid hannah! Ofcourse zombies are real get it right" and im all like "ok go the FUCK back to school" and he asked my dad if zombies where real and dad said"Ya" my brother gave me a look like Bitch u where wrong then dad says"IN YO DREAMS BOI" im dying
@@sum1inalotoffandoms They could be real in the future.
@@sum1inalotoffandoms r/whoooosh
even the name is related to my comment
When you said zombie survival guide...
Yea it isn't really a zombie survival guide it's more of a human survival guide
You
Zombie you
3em
The walking evlution 1968 is not that slow
I got a few things for surviving a zombie apocalypse that is
1. Survive
2. Find supplies
3. Keep moving and never look back
4. Aim for the head to kill a zombie
5. Have a weapon on you
6. Don’t trust anyone
7. Possibly find a working vehicle with enough gas and a functioning battery
8. Try to find shelter
9. Have a blunt or sharp weapon in case you run out of bullets
10. DO NOT GET BITTEN BY A ZOMBIE
11. If you bitten by zombie CUT IT OFF
It just tells you how to live your life as a zombie.
how to survive as a zombie*
Thats the point lol. It's a parody.
ikr this sucks
"Live"
yep
*WAIT A MINUTE...... IS THIS A SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR ZOMBIES???*
Yep
Zombies is not real
@@adolfszunyog1926 S.T.F.U
Ya man
@@adolfszunyog1926 are*
I love the half life sound effects XD
00:32 THRILLERRRRR
Lol good song
How to survive the zombie apocolypse guide
Chapter 1: there is no hope...
*Look at that video*
Me:Zombies doesn't exist
Zombie:Then look behind u
*looks behind*
Me: Ah crap much zombies in my room
This uses a lot of Half-Life 2 sounds...
Korbanial hl2 has alot of zombies (people with headcrabs on their heads) so it would make sense if they used it from the game
Zombies And changing weapons .... I love half life
or old steam games sound
We do not speak of that game until Hl3 is out.
im fan of HALF-LIFE 2
*door bell rings*
Me: yay! Pizza's here
Zombies:sshhh stay quiet.
Me: *opens door* NOPE!!!
Most of these sounds are from HL2. WOAH.
i know!! cool!!
a guy in the comments ye
I have hl 2 and the dlc
Yep.
I though this guide was suppose to be how to survive a zombie apocalypse
Ah, the Zombie survival guide, for all zombies looking to get by in unlife.
You:iam a zombie man
Me:iam a survivor man
He never said it was for humans
You saved my life
0:34 I LOVE THE 28 WEEKS LATER THEME SONG!!
This man's story
+I bored
-Then make something useless
+What about zombiess
-ThAt Is A wOnDeRfUl IdEA
ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE !
I thought it is survival guide against Zombies lol lmao 😂
0:54 I just noticed that there’s a pack of Twinkie’s which is a reference to the movie Zombieland 😅
Oh I thought it was zombie survival as in how to survive a zombie but it's how to survive AS A zombie
It's still pretty helpful though...
0:34
28 Days Later
Half life refrence anyone
HALF LIFE 3
1) get internet network that works
2) Get generator
3) Get TV and phone
4) get console
5) get all discs
6)Barricade doors
7) Have fun till you die
-zombie survival guide for gamers
1:08 I love how the selection sound is the gmod sound effect.
Oh yeah
anyoen know the song on 0:35-0:39 ?
28 days later theme
thanks!
no prob
The real name is “in a house in a heartbeat” but it is the 28 days later song so
Best zombie horror film theme ever
Is that the half Life 2 changing weapons sound? At 1:08
And is that the half life 2 zombie? At 1:32
Diar Dana no gmod
XxxRobGames TubexxX ok
roblo games They have the same weapon changing sound. Gmod took it from HL2.
Garry's mod
Okay but those last screams tho, I was getting sleepy and they joilt me back the f*ck awake!
Thanks this is really helpful know now that I can survive as a zombie properly . But could you make some guides for other topics you didn’t cover
Zombies aren't really real.....?
Yorkie TeaCup Vids Well Thats right.
Something Like that wont Happen...
Its stupid to believe that
A person can be a zombie. If he/she gets a virus and he/she doesn't do nothing about it, it will affect his/her body . But if anyone would want to make a zombie apocalypse it will be a rich person.
Oscar Mendoz If that would Happen The Zombies would starve to death...
And some human will survive
Btw. A Zombie Apocalypse would Take a few days and ot would be over
No it's just people that wake up very early 😃 nothing to be afraid of
atomic clown
.... Mm.. *"few days"* ;___; I wonder how long the walking deads wild fire virus was.. 7years ;___;
Many thanks, I've been looking for "zombie survival" for a while now, and I think this has helped. You ever tried - Ryanzon Survival Genie - (do a google search ) ? Ive heard some interesting things about it and my mate got amazing success with it.
Basically, Dr. Zomboss's guide to being a zombie
I’m going to survive!
zombies dont exist its just on movies!!!
Prove it
Im a zombie
Then Take a real picture of a zombie for real and your a skeleton!
The zombie is your profile picture and im a skeleton.
IM NOT A ZOMBIE!!!
the zombie apocalypse will never happen, but now it did, thanks to Flakka
0:53 TWINKIES XDD zombieland anyone??
To all the zombies watching this a human is really saying all that
*sees vid*
Me:Oooh ima see this one!
*sees video*
Me:THIS IS NIT I WAS LOOKING FOR!
Number 1 zombies don't eat brains because if they do it won't come back as a zombie that's why.
Zombie: What is this
Guide: The zombie survival guide.
Zombie: WTF?!
0:31 i literally heard the Beginning of friday the 13th the game musical
Wait a minute i was thinkin its zombie guide to kill zombies
Yeah... like I'm still gonna remember this when I'm a BRAINDEAD ZOMBIE
This is Zombie's Survival Guide
2005 was the 28 days later main theme "In the house, in a heartbeat"
Very accurate title.
here’s how to survive zombies just stay in a area without alot of people and wait a couple months by then most zombies will have rotted to the point of not being able to stand or walk just wear thick boots so one stuck on the ground doesn’t bite you
I was expecting how to *literally* survive a zombie apocalypse.
Yggdrasil, we need back-up
High portal, teach em a lesson
my fav weapon in zombie apocalypse is flamethrower and tinpot
This was different then expected
The zombie eating a human sounds like a headcrab from half life 2 and the part when the human switched Weldon's it also sounds like half life 2
Good thing when the zombie deers invades my home town
This is actually pretty cool
By the way the narrator is Grim Reaper...
Man thx bro now I know how to survive but too bad I lost my head my life is great cuz this guide
That twinkies joke tho. Zombie island
this deserves so much more likes lmao
Well bear grylls is ready for that
Zombie girl:wow that is one hot zombie
Wait... for this we need to have zombies first
This Is A Another Genaration Hulk Transfromation Scene
0:06 *L4D1 Logo Confirmed*
"Report unusual behaviors, baricade your homes, avoid all contact with infected individuals, wait for the official instructions
.
.
.
Heheh, wait my ass!"
This was what I was looking for
anyways this is kinda good cuz if there was a zombie apocalypse i would already get bit
It said “Zombie” survival guide that’s means it is a Zombie 🧟♂️ survival guide
0:31 did anyone noticed Thriller
PJ Masks the Thriller
Wolfboy: why Did i take it any more
Howler:Because Of The Moon
This its perfect!
Im Zombie!
I did NOT expect this
This is just reverse cycology
This is nostalgic xd
First step Find a high place and Fall its so good to survive
Didn’t even think you know 28 days(weeks) later
2015 evolution different paths for a zombie one makes you impossible to outrun and makes you able to one hit ko anything
0:25 Beautiful music
While the security guy was chainging his weapon it was the haif life sound and when he was eating the head of a brown dude it was the burning zombie from haif life and that poor civilian who got infected by the headcrab In haif life 2
Hope your marathon runner because 28 day's later 3 confirmed
You saved me....wait a minute...what😑😑
In 1968 the character was from a horror movie
1968. Slow. 1989. Thriller. 2005. In the house, with a heartbeat.
SERIOUSLY. IN THE HOUSE WITH A HEARTBEAT DOSENT GO GOOD WITH DAWN OF THE DEAD
True.
That three zombies from movies night of the living dead, day of the dead and I forgot
Such a comedian.
Thanks for this video since I became a zombie I have been trying to find out of how to live like a zombie
50percent of the comments are people saying how this is not what they were looking for the rest are people talking about the half life sound. Never mind only 25 percent of people talk about the half life sound the rest is people is saying how zombies don’t exist.
%50 joining army of zombies
%100 joining army of survivors and soldiers
I thought it was really a survival guide... well nothing saving me now
1:06 the switching guns sound like when you do it on orange box 😬
First of all: There wont be a zombie apocolipse Second of all: This is a life of a zombie AND third of all: How could even a zombie remember this?
1. A zombie like Apocolypse COULD happen. 2.Yes it is a guide on how to survive as a Zombie A ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE 3. Its for Humor not an GUIDE
This is how to survive as a zombie
Next one will be a survival guide for skeletons!
Do one about vampires please!
Don't forget the fifth one the calf muscle