“Sorry, the Minecraft movie isn’t meant to be for you” Ok, I’ll just keep my money then. It’s weird to tell a Minecraft player that a Minecraft movie isn’t meant for them.
And then those same journalists complain "why didn't all of you watch the movie?" Though knowing Minecraft's popularity, it might receive a lot of money, just not a billion.
Not entirely true... the Barbie movie for example... I don't think it was intended for male audiences, and I personally also don't really like it, but my gf almost immediately nabbed the DVD. She loves it.
GEN X'r here. I'm tired of everyone trying to be a geek. Been tired of it since the 2010's when it started. When I grew up, you were _never_ cool if you played video games. _Never._
@@intellectic9155 its funny that you admit you were never "cool" and depended on your friend group to fulfill your social need.. funny that... you know what else in "your day" used to be cool and is now linked to death? smoking. so you have no room to talk about what is "cool".. if we are just judging by "generation"..
Waiting for them to do that again with DOOM, ect. They already have done this with Halo, Sonic, and now Minecraft... They honestly should just stop trying to remake things if they can't stop the woke nonsense, or the shitty live-action BS
@@intellectic9155 Gen Z here (although thought I was a Millennial for a while), and I will say, my Dad is a Gen X, and he's been playing games since the arcade and original Nintendo console days. Sometimes, being viewed as "cool" ain't worth it. That's why I was a loner from the crowd, and still have been
Is anyone else just Absolutely SICK AND TIRED of Jack Black?! i used to love him. i really did. especially during the Tenacious D Era.. but from the time he was on the Mandalorian or whatever Star Wars he was on with that HUGE "BW" Wife he was pared with, he has been just Crammed Sideways in EVERY Woke POS movie/show. and im absolutely Sick of him. And for him to be STEVE from MINECRAFT!? NO. NO NO NO NO NO! Fucking ANYONE would make a better Steve than Jack Black. and the "Characters" in the movie look even worse than "Steve" i cannot wait to see this movie fail.
“It’s not meant for you” Every time they say this about movies that are gonna flop and every time they blame the audience for their failure, it’s maddening
Nope, that just means you avoid it at all costs, and hopefully most people do, let them keep making bad things and spewing all this while wasting years of work/tens or hundreds of millions of dollars.
Well, I think what they mean js its not meant for us BUT we are still expected to pay to go see it. For like, support, or whatever. Lol. Get woke, go broke.
Yes, it wasn't for paying customer but blackrock ESG money. You're seeing the last batch of this nonsense, since the USD is at 5% all companies are backtracking hard on this because it does make them lose revenue and money isn't free anymore. During the last decade most corporations became investment funds doing products on the side because the USD was basically free.
Honestly is going to be the case of the female Ghostbusters where articles were like "Men, this movie is not for you!" Then there were articles like a week later going "Men are sexist because they aren't watching the female Ghostbusters movie"
Claiming a movie shouldn’t be criticized because it’s meant for kids is a terrible insult to said kids. They should be given the best options possible, not sloppy seconds.
"You can't criticise it because kids!" *proceeds to allow kids to lose their innocence, let the criminal ones get away with crime blatantly, and also disrespect and insult said kids by insinuating that they're stupid.*
I know kids get pocket money but generally it's the parents/adults who pay and if they are not happy, the kids don't get to go. Terrible casting a la Borderlands.
I always take the view that you shouldn't make a 'kids film'. Make a 'film'. The quality of the film will go over their heads initially but they will still watch it. They will discover how good it is and why its good later in life when they become an adult.
@@gfodale you’re right about Star Trek. But I’ll have to disagree on the Sonic films being made out of spite (at least with the redesign) Those films did look like care was put into them. Especially with the director.
@@SeasonalGFilms It was the director as I recall, that listened and fixed the film. The studio was the morons that tried to pass the ruinous mess initially. Hence my comment. To be more specific, the director fixed the film, in spite of Paramount. Paramount would have let it fly had it not been for the originator of the character, and the outcry of the fans, and the Director taking heed. The studio proved they could not be bothered, until it was obvious it would loose money if they proceeded on the first path. Hence I say again, in spite of Paramount. (Not the people who worked hard to fix it.)
I remember the last time something was "for 6 year olds". It created a furry community that got considered separate from the furries. It's called My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic, and it created thr Bronies.
If you're gonna make a video game movie, either make it to appeal to the fans, or don't make it AT ALL... That's why the Illumination Mario Movie worked and the Halo TV Series NEVER Will...
Jack Black needs to just vanish. All politics aside, he's not funny, he's annoying as hell, he plays the same character in everything he does, his voice is like talons on a chalkboard, he's unlikable. Everything about him is just...ugh.
Exactly see how easy that would have been just smooth the animation a little to differentiate between the game and the movie like Lego did. I mean why couldn’t they look to MC story mode to make this film. This is clearly a waste of time and money 😂😂😂
When I think of Minecraft the first two words to come to mind is "peaceful" and "relaxing". I think it goes without saying that's not the vibe they're going for here...
I will never get over companies saying please don't give us your money. It wasn't meant for you. Then turning around and crying Wah wah why are we going bankrupt. Anti marketing is something you only do because you want to go bankrupt. You are getting the exact reaction you wanted. Jump in the ocean don't complain you're cold and wet like it's some one else's fault.
Not everything is a "bot"; there really are just sad dorks who try to obtain ANY relevance,... like being "first" lol Like how not every digital video is "AI" lol
THEN DON'T MAKE A MOVIE USING AN IP THAT HAS A MASSIVE FANBASE. That's like me writing a movie about women stuff, and seeing the millions of dislikes it has claiming it's super sexist, and being like; "It's not for you women. OBVIOUSLY..."
I'm pretty sure part of the reason why a lot of people went to see the first Sonic movie when it came out was because Paramount actually took the criticism to heart and fixed Sonic's design. Granted, they might have done it so they wouldn't lose money on the film, but considering how many smug snakes in Follywood have rudely dismissed their fans' complaints over the last few years, seeing a studio acknowledge they messed up and promise to fix their movie shows a level of maturity and respect for the fanbase that the rest of Follywood could learn from. Too bad most of them are so full of themselves that they would rather burn their mansions down than acknowledge any failure on their part. So, uh...who else is going to see Sonic 3 in December?
Okay, i can understand any other critic to the movie, but like... really... is that the important thing to you? How much of a virgin you are? Thats not even important wtf
@@alejandrasanchez3022 if it was a one-off case then of course nobody cares. But I was complaining about a systemic problem, where they are deliberately removing attractive females from movies, TV shows, video games. It shows a deliberate agenda by certain parties (starting with fe and ending in ist)
Why are these people taking our stuff and destroy them? Can they just make their own stuff like that concord game?? I'm fuming, they do that all the time with everything that's already good.
Studio: Lets get casting right for steve Director: of course, how about a young male around 16 to 23 years old Studio: I think what you mean to say is Jack Black Director: No wait why! Studio: Oh to late we already got him sign contract you should of said something
"This movie/game isn't meant for you"... 6 months later... "Why didn't didn't you go see our movie/play our game!? That's why it failed!" This has happened time and time again. They will literally tell consumers not to buy their product and then get mad and expect everyone to feel bad when they don't... I don't think it will be any different this time either...
The Minecraft trailer was the first time I actually sat here thinking to myself “I wouldn’t mind being in their position, crappy acting, standing in front of a green screen and getting paid for it”.
You can also tell by the quick interactions between them and Steve that Steve is going to be getting the Luke Skywalker treatment. He's going to be a loser who gave up on saving the world, hence why there's so many piglins
Washed up boomers who used to giggle at him in the 2000's; but how many young kids even know who Jack Black is? Might as well have hired Tom Green to play Steve LOL
“This movie isn’t meant for YOU! Now pack your kids in the mini-van, drive down here, pay for the 5000% marked up popcorn and drinks and give us YOUR money for the tickets!” Seriously do they think kids drive themselves to the theater?
Why don't they give us the moive we ALL want. 😏 Freddy Vs Jason Vs Michael Vs Chucky Vs Pinhead Vs Art Vs Pennywise Vs Candyman Vs Leatherface Vs Ghostface. I know who my money's on. The mad bastard that dares to make a movie like that in the first place! 🤣
2:49 my son is the target demographic for this movie. Eight years old, plays Minecraft with me almost every day. And he doesn’t like the trailer either
And the higher executives would bIame the audience and say people don't want a Minecraft movie when it faiIs, instead of recognizing that they made the movie bad themselves
They saw Mario did well and thought Jack Black was the secret ingredient. Now he's everywhere. Can't wait for the God of War movie with Jack Black as Zeus.
I remember my mom when she took me to see super Mario Bros in the early 90's, I will not put my children through what I had to suffer through. Hard pass on this crap.
WB is really going to double down on "it's not for you". They should make it for adults. In the end a huge chunk of the player base might be adults who have been playing since release.
You know what this reminds me of? this reminds me of how i felt seeing the live action super mario brothers movie trailer back in the day. it has that same sort of "I wanna cry ;_;" Energy to it. this is the Super Maro Bro's Movie for the 2024 Kids!
You could even do the Jumanji done to death trope of people being sucked into a windows PC then dying due to a bad update that force restarted the computer and realizing you're never escaping and meanwhile your family are mourning your loss and suing Microsoft for their abusive updates. And then go into animated.
I never played Minecraft but my nephews and nieces do. So at dinner I asked them if they saw this trailer and they all started laughing at how bad it was. For me Jack Black in any movie is the kiss of death for financial success; he is just very dislikeable atm.
I genuinely do not know how they fucked this up this bad. I don't get it. It baffles me. "Minecraft is for kids." No. Minecraft is for everyone. (Yes, for some of you who know, that IS a reference to Starbomb.) Not to mention there are probably a lot of young adults now who grew up playing Minecraft because that shit came out back in '09. Fifteen years ago. Fuck, I hate these journalists who just want to shit on people who just want to enjoy something.
At this point someone should just make their OWN minecraft movie. Pull a bender on this fiasco. Though I guess things like "MINECRAFT: THE NOOB ADVENTURES" work. With the villainous Admin known as "Gaylord Steambath" causing all the problems. Seriously THAT series was a true minecraft movie.
Honestly, the whole concept of Minecraft is a good idea FOR A GAME, NOT A MOVIE. That, and anything with Jack Black at this point, is just asking to have your shit avoided like it's the Bubonic Plague of old... JB is one of these dudes who has been everywhere to the point where you're tired of hearing his name even be said or mentioned, and now he's gone woke, so woke in fact that he was laughing at the "Don't miss Trump next time" line said at one of the concerts over seas that caused him and someone else with him to literally get DEPORTED OUT over it. Long story short, don't include Jack Black into a damn thing, let him grow old and wither away as he should by this point.
American politics aside, I agree Minecraft is very hard to adapt as a movie. For starters, the concept demands that everything is into bricks. So the movie HAS to be an animated one, like Lego. And they chose.... a live-action movie. Instant fail... You know what would be awesome? *If the production team used mods to make the movie INSIDE the game,* combined with profesional post-production of course. They could pixel-art their own custom sprites, use resource packs and a great shader, and all of that combined would show their level of interest in the game. Then, for the story, you can either make it a role-play inspired adventure (that's how most people play), or retell the basic story of the game in a comedic way. You could have the characters die in comical situations and show game over shots across the movie. Make it fun by referencing the game all the time.
What they say: "This isn't for you! We made this for the _modern_ audience!" What they mean: "This isn't for _anybody!_ We never even expect to have _an_ audience! We only put it out because we blackmailed someone."
I wonder how long AAA games and movies will last at this point. These people can't possibly still think this road is a good one to take. How can you be greedy for money but make choices that takes you away from money. I even bet that the VFX department didn't get any time at all on this garbage money.
My favourite part was when Jack Black shouted, "IT'S MININ' TIME!" And then mined all over the entire audience. Truly one of the moments of all cinema.
Entertainment Executives: "We're going to target an infinitesimally small percentage of the possible customer base, and tell everyone else they can go phuque themselves because it's not made for THEM." *One week later* Entertainment Executives: "z0mg, what the HELL happened to our box office?!"
The alternative pure minecraft trailer version is SO much better. I'm so disgusted by Holly-wud at this point, they screwed up Star Wars and many more movies.
“Sorry, the Minecraft movie isn’t meant to be for you”
Ok, I’ll just keep my money then. It’s weird to tell a Minecraft player that a Minecraft movie isn’t meant for them.
Oh good, another film that'll be in my list of "not watching"! And those "tourists" will cry like they are doing for the acolyte 😂
"Sorry, it's not for you."
{six months later}
"WHY DIDN'T YOU WATCH OUR MOVIE?!"
But even non-Minecraft players hate it, so it's not meant for anybody except the cast and crew, lol
Whoa, don't hit these idiots with logic, they can't handle that.
its meant for kids so they can be indoctrinated into becoming the hollywood elites f**k toys.
Any movie that has journalists saying "This is not meant for you" is not meant to sell well.
And then those same journalists complain "why didn't all of you watch the movie?"
Though knowing Minecraft's popularity, it might receive a lot of money, just not a billion.
The same amount that say this this film or that film is "the best film of all time" when in truth it is mid to down right trash.
Not entirely true... the Barbie movie for example... I don't think it was intended for male audiences, and I personally also don't really like it, but my gf almost immediately nabbed the DVD. She loves it.
@@ShelLuser i don’t think the journalists made a “it’s not for you” article for Barbie, didn’t they? I can’t recall.
@ShelLuser well,, the Barbie Movie was literally meant for millennial & GenZ women that grew up with parents that had some money.
Mamoa cosplaying as the chick from 'Star Wars Outlaws' ain't helping either.
😅🤣
I even guess Momoa will wonder why he has to get into this crap
No modern Hollywood film is complete without a good dose of demasculation
It's a creep that one, saw him during a interview and the way he was subconsciously touching his stepdaughters breast's was suspicious as hell
Dora the explorer
"I'M STEEEEVE"
no you're not.
Apparently they think a blue shirt is all you need to be Steve smh
Don't watch Steve next time
Anything Jack Black is a great way to lose half your potential audience. Movie is DOA
🤭 Lol 😆
steve is a chad, not a house nerd
I'm tired of Hollywood taking things from geek and gamer culture and totally ruining it.
GEN X'r here. I'm tired of everyone trying to be a geek. Been tired of it since the 2010's when it started. When I grew up, you were _never_ cool if you played video games. _Never._
@@intellectic9155 its funny that you admit you were never "cool" and depended on your friend group to fulfill your social need.. funny that... you know what else in "your day" used to be cool and is now linked to death? smoking. so you have no room to talk about what is "cool".. if we are just judging by "generation"..
@@intellectic9155 so that’s why the wokies think they’re cool, they don’t play video games
Waiting for them to do that again with DOOM, ect. They already have done this with Halo, Sonic, and now Minecraft... They honestly should just stop trying to remake things if they can't stop the woke nonsense, or the shitty live-action BS
@@intellectic9155
Gen Z here (although thought I was a Millennial for a while), and I will say, my Dad is a Gen X, and he's been playing games since the arcade and original Nintendo console days.
Sometimes, being viewed as "cool" ain't worth it. That's why I was a loner from the crowd, and still have been
Borderlands: no one can suck as much as we do
Minecraft: hold my beer
borderlands sucked this year!
next year, this minecraft will continue 😂
Hold my Jack Black*
more like hold my creeper lol
"Hold My Pickaxe. No Wait Give It Back I Wanna Use It On My Face When I See This Movie".- Some Minecraft Player
we are in the wrong universe everytime you think hollywood has hit the bottom they get heavy duty equipment and bore into the ground to go lower
Jack Black is not even bothering to act as a different person, just being himself.
I mean if it was Jack Black from before then it would have been good but the current woke version is not welcome.
Jack Black always plays himself.
does steve even have personality?
@@jackking6191The only movie he was in that I liked was King Kong back in 2005 LOL
That's all Jack Black has EVER done.
Is anyone else just Absolutely SICK AND TIRED of Jack Black?! i used to love him. i really did. especially during the Tenacious D Era.. but from the time he was on the Mandalorian or whatever Star Wars he was on with that HUGE "BW" Wife he was pared with, he has been just Crammed Sideways in EVERY Woke POS movie/show. and im absolutely Sick of him.
And for him to be STEVE from MINECRAFT!? NO. NO NO NO NO NO! Fucking ANYONE would make a better Steve than Jack Black. and the "Characters" in the movie look even worse than "Steve"
i cannot wait to see this movie fail.
Yeah Jack Black had his time in the sun. Time to put this horse out to pasture.
Also whats with the beard?
No, he was never worth a $hit ever..
same. He has atrocious politics too
I agree...he plays the same role in every movie. I don't want to see a guy break out into song in any movie
“It’s not meant for you” Every time they say this about movies that are gonna flop and every time they blame the audience for their failure, it’s maddening
Hollyweird: "It's not made for you."
Also Hollyweird: "Why didn't any of you showed up?! Bigots!"
Nope, that just means you avoid it at all costs, and hopefully most people do, let them keep making bad things and spewing all this while wasting years of work/tens or hundreds of millions of dollars.
They really expect kids to drive themselves to the movies and pay for their own tickets lol 😂
or "all female cast"
Well, I think what they mean js its not meant for us BUT we are still expected to pay to go see it. For like, support, or whatever. Lol.
Get woke, go broke.
No. We have Minecraft at home.
Meinkampf 😂
Costs $14.99 USD, and will last you years!
Played last night! Did some fishing.
@@Paul__FC I took advantage of some free mod packs. It makes the game feel like Fallout 4 or Skyrim - good stuff.
@Gyrfalcon-312 yes! My son has 12 something mods loaded on mine. I have "plastic" pack from the WiiU on my PC
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!? "Not for you."
Not for paying customers!?
They expect their 7 years old to drive themselves to the movies and pay with their imaginary money lol 😂
@@yesseniaayala2664 It's backward thinking that is a pain to attempt to rationalize.
for woke that never pay and just steal because they entitled to it
Yes, it wasn't for paying customer but blackrock ESG money. You're seeing the last batch of this nonsense, since the USD is at 5% all companies are backtracking hard on this because it does make them lose revenue and money isn't free anymore. During the last decade most corporations became investment funds doing products on the side because the USD was basically free.
@@georgezimmer5622 interesting.
Reaching 1 million dislikes faster than Snow White (2025) is crazy.
Exactly what I was thinking 😂😂😅Flop after flop in Hollywood
@@mecharidley it's the new bar. Nice catch.
After Nimona lost the Oscar to the boy and the heron, i knew Hollywood was going to fall apart and it’s getting worse.
More people like Minecraft, it’s got a universal appeal like Lego and it’s more relevant. This trailer should have knocked it out of the park.
It wasn't a really good idea for Jack Black to have a band mate make a moronic comment about what happened to Trump and not truly condemn him.
_"THIS MOVIE IS NOT MEANT FOR YOU!!!"_
"k"
_"WHY DIDN'T YOU GO SEE OUR MOVIE???"_
Every modern movie ever 😂
Honestly is going to be the case of the female Ghostbusters where articles were like
"Men, this movie is not for you!"
Then there were articles like a week later going
"Men are sexist because they aren't watching the female Ghostbusters movie"
Claiming a movie shouldn’t be criticized because it’s meant for kids is a terrible insult to said kids. They should be given the best options possible, not sloppy seconds.
"You can't criticise it because kids!"
*proceeds to allow kids to lose their innocence, let the criminal ones get away with crime blatantly, and also disrespect and insult said kids by insinuating that they're stupid.*
I know kids get pocket money but generally it's the parents/adults who pay and if they are not happy, the kids don't get to go. Terrible casting a la Borderlands.
I always take the view that you shouldn't make a 'kids film'. Make a 'film'. The quality of the film will go over their heads initially but they will still watch it. They will discover how good it is and why its good later in life when they become an adult.
@@reptongeek It should be a "family film". A film that kids can watch, and that adults can enjoy as well.
@@cristela4034Do they even do those anymore?
They say it's not for us, then when it fails they blame us. Why don't they blame who it was for?
Paramount honestly should’ve been giving the rights. They would’ve listened to Minecraft fans just like they did with Sonic.
@@SeasonalGFilms They DESTROYED Star Trek. Sonic was fixed in spite of them, not because of them.
@@gfodale you’re right about Star Trek. But I’ll have to disagree on the Sonic films being made out of spite (at least with the redesign) Those films did look like care was put into them. Especially with the director.
@@SeasonalGFilms It was the director as I recall, that listened and fixed the film. The studio was the morons that tried to pass the ruinous mess initially. Hence my comment. To be more specific, the director fixed the film, in spite of Paramount. Paramount would have let it fly had it not been for the originator of the character, and the outcry of the fans, and the Director taking heed. The studio proved they could not be bothered, until it was obvious it would loose money if they proceeded on the first path. Hence I say again, in spite of Paramount. (Not the people who worked hard to fix it.)
@@gfodale ah, I see
It looks like they took some DEI components, slapped them together, and called it a movie.
warnerbruh took it a lot 😂
Meinkampf Movie
My kids are teenagers who love Minecraft and they aren’t interested in this .
Same with mine.
Same.
That says a lot.
The core demographic has rejected it
Its not made for them!
Why does Jason Momoa have the same haircut as the girl from Star Wars Outlaws 😂
💀
Probably wanted to pay homage to another failed product
Its because he's the real actor Ubislop based the character on
He’s cosplaying as the “daddy chill” what the hell is even that guy
Aqauman cosplaying Dora the explorer
“You can’t criticize it, it’s for 6 year olds!”
…how many 6 year olds you see driving to a theater by themselves???
I remember the last time something was "for 6 year olds".
It created a furry community that got considered separate from the furries. It's called My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic, and it created thr Bronies.
@@thefiresworddragon927 Let's leave the cringe to the past.
@@thefiresworddragon927 🤢💀
And how many six year olds even know who TF Jack Black is; they should've hired Mr. Beast to play Steve if it hadn't been for HIS controversies lol
If you're gonna make a video game movie, either make it to appeal to the fans, or don't make it AT ALL... That's why the Illumination Mario Movie worked and the Halo TV Series NEVER Will...
Yep😎
I foresee favorable comparisons from the Minecraft movie to the Super Mario Bros. movie*.
*The old one.
Typical regarded writers. They can’t write shit. Nobody cares what they’re writing. That’s why they write stories for existing IPs instead.
...and Detective Pikachu, which was also a massive win with fans ;-)
@@malcovich_games yeah the old one was a shit show but maybe the bar has been lowered enough
Let’s give jack black a blue shirt and call him Steve
Last time I checked it was at 1.2M Dislikes 💀🤣
Blame the fans cause that works !
It totally works every single time. Thats why I'm glad places like Disney keep doing this 😆
@@ComposedSage75 And failing their money and revenues 😂
@@ricardohoang8452 that's why I'm glad they keep doing it.
You best believe that's exactly what gonna happen. But: "don't tell the enemy what's doing wrong."
4 Reasons to not watch this movie: Jack Black, bad cgi, horrible acting and dialogue, Jack Black
Jack Black needs to just vanish. All politics aside, he's not funny, he's annoying as hell, he plays the same character in everything he does, his voice is like talons on a chalkboard, he's unlikable. Everything about him is just...ugh.
Someone in his band brought consequences to him. Plus, warnerbruh wanna go woke! "don't miss trump next time"
That's 5 reasons 😂
You forgot Jack Black
@@ricardohoang8452 Your life must be so fucking sad when you're getting bent over and fucked silly by politics everywhere you go
The biggest demographic for Minecraft are men age 18-30. Who is this movie for again?
Perhaps they make a Fortnite game in 2040 and still target it to children
If Steve looks like that, I do NOT want to know what *Alex* looks like.
Alex is the one who looks like she has her own gravitational field.
@@Eidako Hell nah, they done cast Gorlock the Destroyer as Alex 💀
Real
Ellen DeGeneres
@@aaronlane8276 Ew
I boycott Jack Black.
Why? He's so funny!
This is just cursed Jumanji.
It basically is just a Jumanji rip off, lol
That overdetailed CGI does not resemble MC at all. The fan trailer looks so much more authentic.
Exactly see how easy that would have been just smooth the animation a little to differentiate between the game and the movie like Lego did. I mean why couldn’t they look to MC story mode to make this film. This is clearly a waste of time and money 😂😂😂
When I think of Minecraft the first two words to come to mind is "peaceful" and "relaxing". I think it goes without saying that's not the vibe they're going for here...
I will never get over companies saying please don't give us your money. It wasn't meant for you.
Then turning around and crying
Wah wah why are we going bankrupt.
Anti marketing is something you only do because you want to go bankrupt.
You are getting the exact reaction you wanted.
Jump in the ocean don't complain you're cold and wet like it's some one else's fault.
This movie looks like the Borderlands movie. Bad casting and terrible CGI.
All the bots saying "first" now. 🤖
Not everything is a "bot"; there really are just sad dorks who try to obtain ANY relevance,... like being "first" lol
Like how not every digital video is "AI" lol
THEN DON'T MAKE A MOVIE USING AN IP THAT HAS A MASSIVE FANBASE. That's like me writing a movie about women stuff, and seeing the millions of dislikes it has claiming it's super sexist, and being like; "It's not for you women. OBVIOUSLY..."
I’ll show my kids Minecraft Hunger Games and tell them it’s the Minecraft movie
I'm pretty sure part of the reason why a lot of people went to see the first Sonic movie when it came out was because Paramount actually took the criticism to heart and fixed Sonic's design. Granted, they might have done it so they wouldn't lose money on the film, but considering how many smug snakes in Follywood have rudely dismissed their fans' complaints over the last few years, seeing a studio acknowledge they messed up and promise to fix their movie shows a level of maturity and respect for the fanbase that the rest of Follywood could learn from. Too bad most of them are so full of themselves that they would rather burn their mansions down than acknowledge any failure on their part.
So, uh...who else is going to see Sonic 3 in December?
I am
Maybe I'll bring my kids to see it instead of grounding them
I’ll call cps
That's not punishment enough.
Bring them to see the Super Mario Bros. movie instead. The old one.
Thats cold hahaha
if it was animated it would be better. live action is not it really
"Sorry, the Minecraft movie isn't meant to be for you".
Famous last words.
Why are there no attractive chicks in the movie?
Hollywood lately seems to be having a war against attractive females for some reason 🤔
The Snow White trailer had one at least... the evil queen.
They been doing that for the last 10 years the same in video games.
Okay, i can understand any other critic to the movie, but like... really... is that the important thing to you? How much of a virgin you are? Thats not even important wtf
@@alejandrasanchez3022 if it was a one-off case then of course nobody cares.
But I was complaining about a systemic problem, where they are deliberately removing attractive females from movies, TV shows, video games.
It shows a deliberate agenda by certain parties (starting with fe and ending in ist)
@@malcovich_gamesshe was sexy, lol; but it's true.
It's gotta be pandering to make "regular" people not feel demeaned lol
my son whos part of the target audience, thinks this looks like crap
Why are these people taking our stuff and destroy them? Can they just make their own stuff like that concord game?? I'm fuming, they do that all the time with everything that's already good.
just like the newest crappy shait of linkin park with their new DEI hire instead of just creating a new band.. but noo they can't even grasp that idea
If you're actually fuming, you need to calm TF down.
@@intellectic9155 I'm okay right now thanks 👍👍
no, he should be fuming.
"IT'S MEANT FOR KIDS"!
Yeah, I'm sure there are tons of 9 year old Beatles fans. Seriously, what the fuck is up with that music choice?
And a bastardized, awful, loud and obnoxious version of the song too.
Wait, what song is it supposed to be???
Studio: Lets get casting right for steve
Director: of course, how about a young male around 16 to 23 years old
Studio: I think what you mean to say is Jack Black
Director: No wait why!
Studio: Oh to late we already got him sign contract you should of said something
Hollyweird try not to abuse 16 - 23 year old actors (impossible)
"This movie/game isn't meant for you"... 6 months later... "Why didn't didn't you go see our movie/play our game!? That's why it failed!"
This has happened time and time again. They will literally tell consumers not to buy their product and then get mad and expect everyone to feel bad when they don't... I don't think it will be any different this time either...
I played Minecraft with my daughter. There’s no way I’d take her to the live action one, it looks awful. The fan-made animated trailer looked great.
The Minecraft trailer was the first time I actually sat here thinking to myself “I wouldn’t mind being in their position, crappy acting, standing in front of a green screen and getting paid for it”.
Real
You can also tell by the quick interactions between them and Steve that Steve is going to be getting the Luke Skywalker treatment. He's going to be a loser who gave up on saving the world, hence why there's so many piglins
Ugly Sonic: And I thought I was ugly.
"Ah well, at least I still have Ugly Sonic: Uglier Crimes."
The characters look profoundly STUPID. And who cast Jack Black as Steve? That was ridiculous.
Washed up boomers who used to giggle at him in the 2000's; but how many young kids even know who Jack Black is? Might as well have hired Tom Green to play Steve LOL
he was the cheapest person who would take the job and we all see why
Welp, that movie is now welcomed in the septic tank where 1M Dislikes is at with Not-Snow White.
"This movie isn't meant to be for you!" So literally nobody except the cast and crew?
The casting is weird
“This movie isn’t meant for YOU! Now pack your kids in the mini-van, drive down here, pay for the 5000% marked up popcorn and drinks and give us YOUR money for the tickets!”
Seriously do they think kids drive themselves to the theater?
Why don't they give us the moive we ALL want. 😏
Freddy Vs Jason Vs Michael Vs Chucky Vs Pinhead Vs Art Vs Pennywise Vs Candyman Vs Leatherface Vs Ghostface.
I know who my money's on. The mad bastard that dares to make a movie like that in the first place! 🤣
Watch them screw it up and make half the movie about a group of people that get caught up in the battle like Alien vs Predator.
Shut up and take my money!!
I'm still waiting on Freddy Vs Jason Vs Ash
I want Halloween vs Friday the 13th, two immortal zombie serial killers fighting for superiority
It looks like a bad Oscars or Emmys sketch not an actual movie.
2:49 my son is the target demographic for this movie. Eight years old, plays Minecraft with me almost every day. And he doesn’t like the trailer either
And the higher executives would bIame the audience and say people don't want a Minecraft movie when it faiIs, instead of recognizing that they made the movie bad themselves
I'm still amazed about the 630k likes.
A lot of kids too young to know better. They get a pass. And then, there's a lot of dunces out there...
They saw Mario did well and thought Jack Black was the secret ingredient. Now he's everywhere. Can't wait for the God of War movie with Jack Black as Zeus.
I'd watch if he still catches Kratos' hands by the end of it
I love how they think that kids pay for movies, and not parents.
If it isn't for us, why do they care if we like it or not?
I've never played Minecraft. And now i can proudly say I'll never watch the Minecraft movie 👏👏👏
Of all the video game Minecraft is one of the very LAST ones that need a love action adaptation.
I remember my mom when she took me to see super Mario Bros in the early 90's, I will not put my children through what I had to suffer through. Hard pass on this crap.
Jack Black is the same character in every role he plays. He's just Jack Black.
What Kyle Gass said about Trump is part of the reason for the hate. Truth.
My kids grew up playing Minecraft. Both are not interested in this movie. They think the trailer looks really bad.
4 reasons to not watch this movie: Gay, Trans, bad acting, if you watch it you give them money
The mythical „modern audience“ doesn’t exist.
WB is really going to double down on "it's not for you". They should make it for adults. In the end a huge chunk of the player base might be adults who have been playing since release.
You know what this reminds me of? this reminds me of how i felt seeing the live action super mario brothers movie trailer back in the day. it has that same sort of "I wanna cry ;_;" Energy to it. this is the Super Maro Bro's Movie for the 2024 Kids!
You could even do the Jumanji done to death trope of people being sucked into a windows PC then dying due to a bad update that force restarted the computer and realizing you're never escaping and meanwhile your family are mourning your loss and suing Microsoft for their abusive updates. And then go into animated.
I never played Minecraft but my nephews and nieces do. So at dinner I asked them if they saw this trailer and they all started laughing at how bad it was. For me Jack Black in any movie is the kiss of death for financial success; he is just very dislikeable atm.
So they used massively famous actors that children don't even know because it's for them?
I still don't know who the 3 people traveling with Jason Momoa are...
@@malcovich_games I was referring to Jason momoa and Jack Black, they are clearly the actors meant to draw in normies.
@@bjrn2010 ah I see! But still… those 3 others are even less known.
Jack Black tiny chance they’d know him from Kung Fu
Panda….
"IT'S FOR KIDS" is one of the biggest cop outs
“It’s not made for you! It’s made for kids.”
*And even kids hate it. Oh the irony.*
"This movie is meant for kids"
So the 13 year olds that played minecraft in 2011 who are now in their late 20s.... okay
“The movie isn’t for you then” until I’m blamed for the movie flopping 😂
im 40 so i hard cringed at the trailer, but no shit, that animated trailer u showed, id happily take my kid to watch that one!
I genuinely do not know how they fucked this up this bad. I don't get it. It baffles me. "Minecraft is for kids." No. Minecraft is for everyone. (Yes, for some of you who know, that IS a reference to Starbomb.) Not to mention there are probably a lot of young adults now who grew up playing Minecraft because that shit came out back in '09. Fifteen years ago. Fuck, I hate these journalists who just want to shit on people who just want to enjoy something.
I dont play minecraft but this looks not anything like the game
At this point someone should just make their OWN minecraft movie. Pull a bender on this fiasco.
Though I guess things like "MINECRAFT: THE NOOB ADVENTURES" work.
With the villainous Admin known as "Gaylord Steambath" causing all the problems.
Seriously THAT series was a true minecraft movie.
I'm not watching a movie of a bunch of bad actors in front of a green screen.
When did "they" decide having fun is no longer allowed to happen.
Honestly, the whole concept of Minecraft is a good idea FOR A GAME, NOT A MOVIE.
That, and anything with Jack Black at this point, is just asking to have your shit avoided like it's the Bubonic Plague of old...
JB is one of these dudes who has been everywhere to the point where you're tired of hearing his name even be said or mentioned, and now he's gone woke, so woke in fact that he was laughing at the "Don't miss Trump next time" line said at one of the concerts over seas that caused him and someone else with him to literally get DEPORTED OUT over it.
Long story short, don't include Jack Black into a damn thing, let him grow old and wither away as he should by this point.
American politics aside, I agree Minecraft is very hard to adapt as a movie. For starters, the concept demands that everything is into bricks. So the movie HAS to be an animated one, like Lego. And they chose.... a live-action movie. Instant fail...
You know what would be awesome? *If the production team used mods to make the movie INSIDE the game,* combined with profesional post-production of course.
They could pixel-art their own custom sprites, use resource packs and a great shader, and all of that combined would show their level of interest in the game.
Then, for the story, you can either make it a role-play inspired adventure (that's how most people play), or retell the basic story of the game in a comedic way. You could have the characters die in comical situations and show game over shots across the movie. Make it fun by referencing the game all the time.
What they say: "This isn't for you! We made this for the _modern_ audience!"
What they mean: "This isn't for _anybody!_ We never even expect to have _an_ audience! We only put it out because we blackmailed someone."
I no longer play Minecraft. It wasn't meant for me.
I wonder how long AAA games and movies will last at this point. These people can't possibly still think this road is a good one to take. How can you be greedy for money but make choices that takes you away from money. I even bet that the VFX department didn't get any time at all on this garbage money.
Fan: the movie look weird
Bros: This is not meant for you
Fan: ok i'm not watching this
Bros: the movie is flop because of you, useless
Fan: WTF ?????
My favourite part was when Jack Black shouted, "IT'S MININ' TIME!" And then mined all over the entire audience. Truly one of the moments of all cinema.
Inb4 Keemstar and Mr.Beast tell you "UHM ACHKUAKLY don't trust the return dislike app!"
i'm opening a restaurant called "it's not made for you" and sue anyone who gives a bad review of my dogshit food
They should've paired Jack Black with The Lizzo again... 💀💀💀
He looks like he ate Lizzo 😂
This "steve" is a lot more... round... than I was expecting...
FJB
It’s crazy they didn’t make Jason Mamoa play Steve, he would’ve been perfect
Jack Black is box office poison.
TH-cam is wondering where we get the dislikes
The online pc version of TH-cam is pretty much unchanged for many years
Entertainment Executives: "We're going to target an infinitesimally small percentage of the possible customer base, and tell everyone else they can go phuque themselves because it's not made for THEM."
*One week later*
Entertainment Executives: "z0mg, what the HELL happened to our box office?!"
The alternative pure minecraft trailer version is SO much better. I'm so disgusted by Holly-wud at this point, they screwed up Star Wars and many more movies.