Another reason to appreciate the Lego Movie after all these years: The Attention to detail. Everything was made out of Lego, even if it was digitally done. They made a program so they could realistically build the environments, props, vehicles, etc out of Lego, they didn't cheat and make parts fit together that normally wouldn't in real life. Meanwhile this movie is breaking its own rules as they're just using designs from Mods, not the base game. Yes, you can argue mods are part of Minecraft so naturally enough people will recognize the mods... but for people who don't use mods (Yes, we exist) it comes off as false advertising.
Their very advertisements for the actual game does not even use the texture pack and animation style to begin with. They have been false advertising since the beginning. This is no better knowing they don't even learn from their original sin.
There is an easy way to prevent things from looking uncanny. Prioritize a stylized look over realism (especially for video game themed stuff), and resist the desire to make everything uncharacteristically fluffy just because that means more easily marketable plushies.
the entire movie was made as an advertisement for mc ad mcl. no other explanation. It has the same lore as Legends and the fact that they literally say "You can do whatever you want here"? yeah, a literal minecraft / minecraft legends advertisement that people will pay to watch
The plot will be exactly like this: Little kid with the tesseract will find it when doing whatever with the rest of the cast, the tesseract will guide them towards the portal, they discover minecraft world, tesseract is a mcguffin that piglins will at some point steal to be in the overworld without a problem, main cast realizes "wait we can do anything, let's be goofy and whacky" and they build goofy and whacky contraptions to defeat the piglins, they get the mcguffin back and they decide to live in the minecraft world instead of the real world Also is worth noting, that tesseract looks similar to the purple cube the illager from minecraft dungeons has
2:26 That tesseract seems to be the same cube in Minecraft Legends which is used by the Seer to create portals to the Overworld. Orb of Dominance? ...idk
I guarantee you, the reason that they didn't make it an animated movie is because they didn't want it to look like a film length TH-cam video. Because the animated Minecraft TH-cam scene is already so high quality, they needed a way to make the movie have its own visually distinct identity. It's a weird branding thing they do. Also, the celebrity cast wouldn't be able to have their real faces be recognizable on a Minecraft model, and Hollywood is obsessed with that.
Thank You, It doesn't need to be completely faithful to the game to make it good, they just need a couple references, good cast, and a understandable script
It feels like they made it live action just so they could have celebrity cameos, and then made the models and textures hyperrealistic to fit the actors. The characters should fit the movie, not the movie the actors.
Or MAYBE, they also wanna stand out from the hundreds of youtube minecraft animated movies. Also, money is important in life, ofc they won't make a movie unless it's profitable, duh. Would you go to work for 12 hours if you didn't get paid?
@@thenobledarkshinobi5457 they wont profit from this other than criticism and bad pr from their veteran fans who are obviously at an older age range compared to the target audience this movie was made for. (Note: I have interviewed some of the local target audience and not a single one of them enjoyed the trailer)
@CatalanRG Exactly!!!! Us "Gen Z" "Millennials" and even the generation before should be the main target audience because of older TH-camr such as Ssundee, DanTDM, etc. They would profit and benefit SO much more had they targeted veteran-aged players with a nostalgia bring back rather than Gen Alpha who hasn't gotten to grow up with the game and make it what it is today!
1:04 I believe the reason the nether portal is blue is because it's not actually a nether portal. This movie seems to have a plot of people being brought into Minecraft from the real world, so I would assume the blue portal is what brings them there.
Ok. But can we talk about how the starter music doesn’t sound _anything_ like actual Minecraft music? It’s got that creepy reverb type fade in, then… whatever happens after that.
Wdym the music is really good and do you think our normal minecraft music would match it plus I could see them using music boxes later and playing minecraft not legends music
Hit the nail on the head about them not committing to the block design. The animals (especially the llama) having rounded noses, along with other details, amongst a blocky body is so freaky to me
I really hope they make a joke where there’s like an trade with someone that requires 64 gold blocks or smth and then they struggle to even Carry 1 gold block then Steve comes along and drops 63 gold blocks
Legitimately would be funny. Also wouldn't mind Steve casually carrying a bucket of lava while the other characters are scared as shit he might spill it on them
NOBODY seems to be talking about this... But is anyone else very _confused_ that the CREEPER only shows up _once_ in the whole trailer, and its specifically a shot where the camera isn't focused on it? Doesn't exactly inspire confidence that the literal mascot of the game is barely present at all.
@@danielsonderegger530 Don't be pedantic... You can have creepers appear more in the movie without them being the MAIN focus. 🙄 I'm not saying that Creepers should be the main villain or something dumb like that. But the fact that its the MASCOT of the game, and only shows up ONCE with dim lighting in an unfocused shot is a huge red flag. Its the single most iconic part of Minecraft, and yet they give a flipping SHEEP more attention... It just feels _off._
@@lasercraft32 You need to realize that the teaser trailer isn't the entire movie and creepers can show up more in the full movie, and why do you always have to act so condescending?
Imagine they decided to make an animated sequel and call it Minecraft: CGI Edition or Minecraft: Animation Edition and they renamed this movie to your suggestion nonononono. They rename the current film to Minecraft: Disgustingly Realistic Edition
Even with the problem of the size of items dropped, you COULD make them bigger, just hold them with an open hand, and obviously a child has a smaller hand than an adult, and STILL FITS ON HIS PALM, there's just no excuse to why they are so small
@@MrPondo17 the crafting table doesn't really need to change, yes the grid would need to be a little bigger, but there's plenty space to expand that grid
More human-shaped humans, smaller cubes, mystery item (the blue cube), Hermes Boots, and 3-block tall humans.. This is starting to seem a lot more like 3D Terraria.
BRO!! i was looking for for someone who say "Uncanny valley" for a week since movie trailer dropped. it just so perfect to find the word from this channel
They shouldve just made the actors animated. If the plot was that humans were brought into minecraft, the panic they have for the first few minutes as they get used to their blocky anatomy wouldve been a nice touch. I remember many old minecraft parodies doing this and those were so good
this has made me realizes that warner bros are basically noob compared to the fanbase they are not players they are overgrown children. japan is more mature and even they get it right . i swear Hollywood studio working under them, they need fanbase training wheels
8:24 When you mentioned Slamacow, it filled me with so much nostalgia. His style and animations were so ahead of its time - I used to watch it over and over again back in elementary school. Great analysis. I really hope WB get their shit together and do it from scratch, otherwise it will be the biggest commercial failure.
I think everyone just forgot about the fact that creepers were made from a texture bug from trying to make the pig mob. Which means that the "The Explosive Pig" sign is referring to the creeper
It would’ve been so cool to learn the lore of Minecraft, past the game, through a movie, but instead they had to bring real humans into this. Like he said, learning the lore of the piglins would’ve been so sick
(Warning: 🤓) So the plot (outside of the Jumangi stuff) seems to take inspiration from Minecraft Legends, in which the plot is about a piglin invasion (although it takes place way before the base game). In that game, the reason the piglins don’t zombify in the Overworld is because they inhale spores from Nether fungus. The figure with purple eyes is also from Minecraft Legends and is a piglin witch called the Seer (she’s also possessed by a parasitic ender demon which is why she has purple eyes but that’s a whole other story), according to some leaks she’ll be called Malgosha in the movie and she’ll be the antagonist. While she wasn’t exactly the main antagonist in Legends, she was implied to be responsible for the events. However the movie won’t be fully canon. Edit: Also the boots are a reference to the Boots of Swiftness artifact from Minecraft Dungeons
Mc dungeons? Had that tesseract before Minecraft legends btw Minecraft legends suck and mc dungeons atleast is good it's underated it also is a great start to arpg genre for kids plus it's actually really good with detail and there's lots more content like vine monsters wind illagers all types it's sad that people forgot about the gem and they only remember the shit like mc legends. The cube may be the same as mc dungeons as it has the power aspect that's why the piglins want it and mc duns tesseracts in mc legends and there's the fact the cube relates to the void dlc in mc dungeons THE CUBE IS THE OPENING OF THE END. In mc dungeons
@@old_riv Sort of. The official canon that the spin-off games are a part of are like an optional canon that players can choose to go along with or they can make their own stories
Well,actually,if you watch the video; he is actually admiring the designs instead of criticizing them. The only reason he would is if he wanted attention from the “people who think know what the movie will look like but don’t” critic people
9:56 the purple eyed thing is the piglin shaman from minecraft legends (keep in mind this movie was in production around its release) it kinda just buffed the other bosses in the game and sent them out to be killed by the hero, but never left the nether itself
or the charecters cam e threw the eather portal and tried to come back by building the same portal that made them come to minecraft. But minecraft doesn't recognize reality
The chandelier, the boots and even the trees. All of them are from modded minecraft. It's like they just took reference from a picture they saw and came into conclusion that "Yes, this is Minecraft". Damn, this is so heartbreaking...
To all people claiming that certain items are from certain games. Please take note that a lot of Minecraft mods are from another games in the first place. I'm saying this as the Minecraft movie wouldn't take those reference from another games after all.
The mario movie did it PERFECT instead of making a live action they made it all an animation, AND ITS BEUTIFUL IN EVERY WAY, had they done the same with the minecraft movie there would be no hate
I like how you say "instead of making it live action" like that was ever a consideration. It wasn't, fyi. All of these movies should start out like that.
How to fix the movie: 1. Animate players/humans 2. Make the animals a little less weird. Something about the eyes and fur I think, since the piglins and ghasts look good in the same style, and they have fiery glowing eyes and skin (edit: also maybe make the wood and blocks slightly less realistic, make it sorta shader-esque.)
1.change Steve like Idk if they are trying to show that the Steve is old because many years passed or something like that I think that the trailer could be better Comparing this to story mode Minecraft is 💀 Because Minecraft story mode is 10x better
They need to get rid of mixel style/blocks that make no sense Make it so the piglins use golden tools Give context to why piglins aren’t zombie piglins like they are supposed to be in the overworld Fix the terrain Fix the height of the trees Fix THE BLOCK SIZES fix the inconsistence with the blocks
I think the chain-connected buckets aren't meant to be an item from any of the games, I think it's part of a scene where our main characters are new to crafting and are experimenting by putting together ingredients and seeing what comes out - like it wasn't something they intended to make, they're just learning the crafting system and don't know the recipes yet. This is, I think, supported by the fact that Jason Momoa's "recipe" is a bunch of bullshit haphazardly thrown about instead of being placed carefully in the grid squares. *EDIT: Called it.*
But then like have it actually be from the fame and have it build up the characters are making items for the first time and it's all cool so Jason mamoa tries it and then nothing happens because it is wrong, maybe have it like just spit all the items and they fly all over the place. Don't just make up an item to be like hecrafted the wrong thing. Like the issue isn't he got crafting wrong the issue is he made an item that doesn't exist
I feel like some random bum came up with the entire idea and script, and then assigned people who were really good at their job, and people who weren't, on different sections. Almost all the piglins look great, and their bastion environment. Although, the casting is mediocre, figuring out crafting/items didn't work out well, and some animators did a bad job on different mobs. There's no way they all worked in perfect unison because this movie trailers gives off vibes of a warm pool with way too many cold spots.
If they really wanted live action, the best thing would have been mostly animated and partly live action. What I mean is: movie starts with real actors in the real world, somehow they find a portal and go through. When they enter the Minecraft world EVERYTHING IS ANIMATED, so they turn into Minecraft characters with skins resembling the way they looked irl. At the end of the movie they could even make a joke where they go back to the irl world and some random villager wanders through the portal with them and becomes a real person.
This what I thought off too. Just why did they have it to be like this. It could have been like the Lego movie showing real actors at the prologue or end of the movie
That's a really good idea. I think I heard from PhoenixSC's video that the actors have that particular clothing to resemble Minecraft skins, but I think the other way around would make much more sense. There's no way I'd figure out on my own that it's supposed to resemble existing Minecraft skin clothing, but if they started with real world clothes and it was transformed into a Minecraft skin, I think a lot more people would catch on.
i really wanna hope it's one of those movies like with the mario movie or even the sonic movie where i was skeptical at first but then i watched it and it was really good!! probably won't happen but one can dream
There are people out there that say that they made this for kids, but I wouldn't even wish this on someone elses spawn. And these are people that hypocritically get mad over small numbers in sports, never played Minecraft before or played once and quit because they mined diamond with a stone pickaxe. Don't the kids deserve to be introduced to a time-treasured, multi-faceted game through cinema with the best we can offer? Do we really just 'don't give a shit' over at Hollywood?
I agree. The lazy, it was made for kids excuse doesn't sit with me either. Back then, things were made for everyone and they was so much better for it.
We couldve had steve caving, fighting mobs, exploring dimensions, slaying bosses and most importantly, feature HEROBRINE! The main antagonist. The potential was wasted for a target audience of toddlers
Oh man, Herobrine would have been the best antagonist. 😮 what if they did a movie on the origin of Steve and herobrine. Or perhaps Herobrine returns to Minecraft. They could incorporate so much game lore.
@@DakumunDahBat yes as a joke reference. Just because sanic has breif cameo in both sonic movies doesn't make him a part of the world entirely. It's just a fun nod. I would like Herobrine in the movie as an easteregg
11:54 why no one talks about how dehydrated her voice sounds? She sounds like someone getting home 9Am in the night after being trapped in a desert for 12 days
i think it`s very interesting that mojang seems to push the piglins as being the "antagonists" of minecraft, in both legends and apperantly the movie. I don`t mind it, but i always thought their plan would be to have the illagers as the antagonists
If we're going by the Legends timeline, the Illagers were created from a group of Villagers who desired to fight along side the hero. Maybe they are thinking Piglins first and save the Illagers for a potential second movie.
From what I've gathered, piglins are more self destructive than actually villains, like some of them are smart and have goals of domination but the majority just follow orders and dislike creativity, that's why there are less of them in modern minecraft that there were in legends. I think I remember one of the developers saying minecraft doesn't really have villains just misunderstood people, but maybe I'm wrong.
From what I've gathered, piglins are more self destructive than actually villains, like some of them are smart and have goals of domination but the majority just follow orders and dislike creativity, that's why there are less of them in modern minecraft that there were in legends. I think I remember one of the developers saying minecraft doesn't really have villains just misunderstood people, but maybe I'm wrong.
Yeah like Piglins only want gold. If you have it, they love ya. Illagers on thr other hand wants you dead. Wants the villagers dead. Johnny wants all dead
I think that the reason they made it live action was because they thought that older audience wouldnt watch an animated movie as it seemed childlike. Like they imagined how wierd it would be if you were watching a minecraft Animation in theaters. But still, I would have preffered animated
Something I’d like to see is maybe half way through the movie, the characters become animated from eating or drinking something like suspicious stew for example
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The Exploding Pig sounds like a tavern name, and is probably a nod to the fact that creepers originated from a mistake when creating pigs. Also my guess for the movie's plot is that it's basically Jumanji and they need to collect a bunch of those Teseract looking cubes to go home. I'm so excited to see this monstrosity crash and burn...
Can I just say… a lot of people are hating on the nether portal being blue but I don’t think its supposed to be a nether portal. Think about it. It’s a portal from our world (probably) so why would it function as a normal nether portal? Im not saying the trailer was good, just that this is the smallest thing to complain about.
Predicting the plot: These people get stuck in the game by the portal, want something from the piglins to allow them to use the Tesseract. They go to Steve for help, and Steve teaches them how to craft and stuff. Everybody will be disappointed, the end.
the reason nether portal is light blue(being extra specific that it's light blue for people who is colorblind) is because that's not a nether portal. it's probably a portal that links between real world and the game I think?
I've heard a lot of people say "you don't like it because you're not the target audience (9 year olds) but honestly? The majority of minecraft fans are adults. I also hate the thought that "made for kids" means you can just make soulless, put your kids in front of it so you can have a break for an hour garbage.
my eight year old hated this and i have heard his friends at school say it looks bad so they missed that too also i have heard a lot of commenters say there kids hated it some even said the kids said its just not Minecraft
I definitely agree with the last part. A kids movie, should just mean "A movie who's target audience happens to be kids" not "A movie who's target audience is kids, so it's gonna have less quality stuff."
😂 same my 12 year old and 6 old, I think there first game was minecraft or Mario. They both hated the trailer and said this wasn't minecraft and they weren't planning on watching it
I think the main reason why mediocre fluff is made for kids is because it doesn't really matter if the kids like it, it matters if their parents *think* their kids will like it. I was taken to the movies as a kid when my parents wanted to do something fun and relitively affordable (our local theater was a godsend with discounts and general quality. Reclining seats, little trays to put your food on, lovely stuff.) But usually, it ended up being a 2 hour long nap. Slept through every single movie, kid, adult, if I thought it was boring, I was napping. But the tickets were still bought, and the company still got the money. But having spoken to nine year olds, they know when something sucks. They're literally just little humans with less vocabulary. Pently of people will like it purely because MINECRAFT MOVIE!!! But if even the target audience is side eyeing the movie, they've done something wrong. But parents don't necessarily know that. They know their kid likes minecraft, and that they could spend time together watching something their kid would enjoy.
It's mixels. It's next level mixels. The live actors, in a hyperreal-blocky environment, with the pixelated items, is the advanced form of having sprites with different pixel sizes in a game
could you imagine how fun it would be if they were real humans at the start and then when they went in the portal they turned into minecraft characters, kinda like Jumanji. That kind of dynamic is really fun to watch
9:33 i think minecraft mentioned that they never meant to create creepers. They were making pigs and the texture just randomly changed and they came up with creepers so basically explosive pigs lol. I like this easter egg tbh
4:40 : The boots shown there is a Artifact in Minecraft Dungeons which gives the Player a Speed Boost for 4-5 seconds maybe this movie is also connected to Minecraft Dungeons.
The purple eyed thing in the Nether is the seer from legends and the tesseract looking thing is the orb of dominance from both games, so they seem to be heavily leaning on the spinoffs, especially with the whole piglin invasion storyline.
@@netherwarrior6113The Orb of Dominance is pink and yellow, not blue. The current movie draft was in production around the same time Minecraft Legends was in development, leading them to borrow ideas.
@@sboy2044 I think I mixed up the orb in legends. The orb of Dominince is in legends, it’s just the seer has it. The orb I was thinking of is the one the player that that lets them make new troops. Thanks for the correction
Glad someone noticed the stair issue, that building looks AI, but the bacground one looks ripped from the game. If this had been fully animated once they leave the real world, they wouldnt have made the mobs so gross to match real life actors 😢
8:10 that is the thing they want to appeal to a wider non Minecraft demographic and thus have done what many have done before. Alienating their main audience
11:25 Tbh they could’ve made a really cool movie for Minecraft by having herobrine in it and making it almost a scary movie from it. also it would be way better if it was completely animated and not a mix of both real life and animation. They could still keep jack black in the blue shirt, just add some video editing and some white contacts and then you actually have a plot that would connect to older gamers rather than just the 9 year olds. They could have some of the nostalgia of the Herobrine sightings
yeah! I haven't even played legends, and apparently like half the damn plot is inspired by that game. why did they reference the new games instead of the old more fun things, like herobrine, or even... Story mode.
April 4th is also "Tell a lie day" and that is the only thing that's keeping me from saying that this is a parody trailer to have everyone's eyes on it so everyone talks about minecraft for a little while longer.
I don't get why people disliked minecraft story mode. It's animations look just like the legendary early 2010's fan animation. The graphics look like minecraft, the lighting and effects look neat and everything is just so good. And man, the story and soundtrack is soooooo goooood and the gameplay is pretty good for what it wants to be. It's all around a childhood classic
They don't have to make items that small. There is literally nothing preventing them from having them be pretty big and then shrinking to go into an inventory. Nothing. At all. Also the blue portal is a completely new movie device to bring real humans in Minecraft, which is what that glowing cube did. Thought that one was obvious. Edit: The big glaring problem for me is that it doesn't look like Minecraft. Even ignoring the fact that we have live action actors (somehow), Minecraft looks nothing like that and I don't like the fully animated scenes either, the only thing I can agree on is the piglins looking good. There are so many additions, changes and they've crushed the style so bad to make it realistic that barely anything from the videogame is in there intact. I noticed they use a lot of extra geometry and adding smaller blocks to objects (like the trees you mentioned or that sword) to add detail, which is THE WORST SOLUTION TO ADDING DETAIL TO THE BLOCK GAME IMAGINABLE. It's the most destructive, soulless solution, changing the core of the visuals and tampering with the atmosphere for the sake of that ultra-realistic texture pack look. I hate this decision, it's quite literally removing the blocks by adding more to smooth them out, what's the point of Minecraft if it's less blocky and using techniques like the fur or realistic animal faces to blur the blocks??
Additionally, I think the Minecraft movie should've finally put together a cohesive, explorable, bonified lore instead of giving us random fantasy elements with names that just exist. This should've been the purpose of the movie. Steve falling into Minecraft and going through the world, meeting some characters along the way and learning what has happened, leading up to defeating the Ender Dragon or even having a new twist with some original villain instead of that. The movie could've finally tied the dimensions and different creatures together through events, both current and ancient. It's a movie for crying out loud, you're telling a story. This Jumanji-ass generic "sucked into the videogame world" premise should die. I am sick and tired of experiencing it over and over.
Ya wanna know why the piglins don't zombify? Because this isn't really a minecraft movie. This is a minecraft legends movie. That's why they're invading the overworld, and that's where many of the revised piglin Designs come from. That's why villages are so much cooler. Infact, probably 50% of the otherwise baffling choices in this movie are explained Just by that.
You're so right about that sheep being on an uncanny valley level I feel like I'd genuinely have nightmares about that sheep if I was a kid watching this 😭
4:05 I might be wrong, but maybe it's because the main characters/players are sleeping. when you sleep in minecraft, mobs don't move normally even though time moves really fast
Oml why the hell people not referencing mc dungeons. Example the boots is a ability that gives move speed like the flying boots then the tesseract the arch illager uses which has something to do with the void then there's the ender thing if you look closely it has a staff kinda resembles the staff the arch illager has pair that with the ender eyes he/ she is tryna get the tesseract for the power
@@SmashingGoodProducerlegends is bad admit that dungeons is way better people actually play it for fun not for some quick cash grab mc dungeons also has way more content that was removed from Minecraft itself but Minecraft and mc dungeons are hard to review as both are super seperate as terms of gameplay and story
It’s okay, remember that we have Minecraft Storymode: the Amulet coming to show how it’s done. Also at 8:25 that’s my all time fave animation from back then.
4:14 thats a warped fungus 4:39 that some speed boots from minecraft dungeons 9:56 thats from minecraft legends (idk what its name is) 0:51 thats an azalea tree i think 2:26 thats a beacon
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Ngl I think the production team doesn't ven know what a Minecraft is 😂
Bro how'd u forgor in the first place
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Dat why no upload?
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Another reason to appreciate the Lego Movie after all these years: The Attention to detail. Everything was made out of Lego, even if it was digitally done. They made a program so they could realistically build the environments, props, vehicles, etc out of Lego, they didn't cheat and make parts fit together that normally wouldn't in real life. Meanwhile this movie is breaking its own rules as they're just using designs from Mods, not the base game.
Yes, you can argue mods are part of Minecraft so naturally enough people will recognize the mods... but for people who don't use mods (Yes, we exist) it comes off as false advertising.
Their very advertisements for the actual game does not even use the texture pack and animation style to begin with. They have been false advertising since the beginning. This is no better knowing they don't even learn from their original sin.
Something else everyone should know about is Minecraft story mode because that is so much better then whatever this shitty perodie is
*cough* create mod *cough* windmills
@@CatalanRGexcept those are not advertisements they are trailers for updates so no it is not false advertising
cough cough *2019 super realistic texture packs* cough cough
Comparing it to teletubbies was the best comparison ever
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Agreed
teletubies are better
There is an easy way to prevent things from looking uncanny.
Prioritize a stylized look over realism (especially for video game themed stuff), and resist the desire to make everything uncharacteristically fluffy just because that means more easily marketable plushies.
Oohhh, that makes sense on why they made them fluffy, yeah, I’d try and do a similar thing as them, ngl
me when I try to make the biggest game ever more marketable
Me when the furry animals have fur
@@CANDY_ZWABthe problem is not because they're furry, the problem is how the fur looks
the entire movie was made as an advertisement for mc ad mcl. no other explanation. It has the same lore as Legends and the fact that they literally say "You can do whatever you want here"? yeah, a literal minecraft / minecraft legends advertisement that people will pay to watch
The plot will be exactly like this:
Little kid with the tesseract will find it when doing whatever with the rest of the cast, the tesseract will guide them towards the portal, they discover minecraft world, tesseract is a mcguffin that piglins will at some point steal to be in the overworld without a problem, main cast realizes "wait we can do anything, let's be goofy and whacky" and they build goofy and whacky contraptions to defeat the piglins, they get the mcguffin back and they decide to live in the minecraft world instead of the real world
Also is worth noting, that tesseract looks similar to the purple cube the illager from minecraft dungeons has
what if the trailer is a prank and jack black is just a bouts be like “sorry i had a texture pack on”
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that would be a great plot twist
That would be so funny ngl
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2:26 That tesseract seems to be the same cube in Minecraft Legends which is used by the Seer to create portals to the Overworld. Orb of Dominance? ...idk
So the Minecraft Movie's lore is likely based off of the cheap spinoff games... And here I thought my expectations couldn't get any lower.
@@plasmabasher they aren't cheap
@@plasmabasher the Minecraft spin-offs actually have really good lore, its just unfortunate that the games didn't do particularly well
@@plasmabasherI mean nobody played Minecraft legends so…
thats the reactor core!
The director has even stated: "i don't want another ugly sonic situation" and then he goes and does this.. it makes no sense.
I guarantee you, the reason that they didn't make it an animated movie is because they didn't want it to look like a film length TH-cam video. Because the animated Minecraft TH-cam scene is already so high quality, they needed a way to make the movie have its own visually distinct identity. It's a weird branding thing they do.
Also, the celebrity cast wouldn't be able to have their real faces be recognizable on a Minecraft model, and Hollywood is obsessed with that.
Thank You, It doesn't need to be completely faithful to the game to make it good, they just need a couple references, good cast, and a understandable script
@@Sonicultra1991 it still feels uncanny especially how at times proportions are just not matching.
And yet Jack Black as Bowser did so well.
Exactly it did
But the thing is that they just hire Jack Black and call him Steve like why??
It feels like they made it live action just so they could have celebrity cameos, and then made the models and textures hyperrealistic to fit the actors. The characters should fit the movie, not the movie the actors.
Or MAYBE, they also wanna stand out from the hundreds of youtube minecraft animated movies. Also, money is important in life, ofc they won't make a movie unless it's profitable, duh. Would you go to work for 12 hours if you didn't get paid?
@@thenobledarkshinobi5457 they wont profit from this other than criticism and bad pr from their veteran fans who are obviously at an older age range compared to the target audience this movie was made for. (Note: I have interviewed some of the local target audience and not a single one of them enjoyed the trailer)
@CatalanRG Exactly!!!! Us "Gen Z" "Millennials" and even the generation before should be the main target audience because of older TH-camr such as Ssundee, DanTDM, etc. They would profit and benefit SO much more had they targeted veteran-aged players with a nostalgia bring back rather than Gen Alpha who hasn't gotten to grow up with the game and make it what it is today!
For the minecraft movie, all that needed to be done, was give element animation a movie sized budget and let them run wild.
Yes.
even better - black plasma studios
@@sneakyratsniperong bro, sadly I haven’t watched any of their recent animations lately 😔
Black plasma x element animation
@@NeedForspeedpoopack Actually it's not black plasma anymore they call themselves squared media now, womp womp
1:04
I believe the reason the nether portal is blue is because it's not actually a nether portal.
This movie seems to have a plot of people being brought into Minecraft from the real world, so I would assume the blue portal is what brings them there.
THATS WHAT I SAID BRO😡😡😡
@@Randombaconplayzzwhere and when...
@@neko9589 I checked the comments, he did say the same thing a few minutes before I did.
Yeah lol thats what I thought too there's a purple nether portal somewhere else in the trailer
What by the tesseract?
Ok. But can we talk about how the starter music doesn’t sound _anything_ like actual Minecraft music? It’s got that creepy reverb type fade in, then… whatever happens after that.
Barely even music yeah
its a song from th Beatles
Trailer music
"STEP RIGHT THIS WAY‼" got old FAST
Wdym the music is really good and do you think our normal minecraft music would match it plus I could see them using music boxes later and playing minecraft not legends music
These look like those Minecraft characters in real life videos we all used to watch in 2017
44 likes and no reply lemme fix that
Lma- o
bro just insulted 2017
It's basically Jumanji Minecraft edition
@@ArcadeOrca theyre making a new one for next year
Hit the nail on the head about them not committing to the block design. The animals (especially the llama) having rounded noses, along with other details, amongst a blocky body is so freaky to me
16:46 The artstyle they used literally feels like what you get when you ask AI to generate images of Minecraft buildings.
I really hope they make a joke where there’s like an trade with someone that requires 64 gold blocks or smth and then they struggle to even Carry 1 gold block then Steve comes along and drops 63 gold blocks
Legitimately would be funny. Also wouldn't mind Steve casually carrying a bucket of lava while the other characters are scared as shit he might spill it on them
PLEASE
But I doubt WB even knows of that basic meme 😔
That’s hilarious but I doubt Warner brothers has the sense of humor required to make a joke like that.
NOBODY seems to be talking about this... But is anyone else very _confused_ that the CREEPER only shows up _once_ in the whole trailer, and its specifically a shot where the camera isn't focused on it? Doesn't exactly inspire confidence that the literal mascot of the game is barely present at all.
ANDD it's at night which is easier to CGI in
yeah the creepers were replaced with piglins for some reason 🤦♂️
It would be weird to make a movie focused on creepers
@@danielsonderegger530 Don't be pedantic... You can have creepers appear more in the movie without them being the MAIN focus. 🙄
I'm not saying that Creepers should be the main villain or something dumb like that. But the fact that its the MASCOT of the game, and only shows up ONCE with dim lighting in an unfocused shot is a huge red flag. Its the single most iconic part of Minecraft, and yet they give a flipping SHEEP more attention... It just feels _off._
@@lasercraft32 You need to realize that the teaser trailer isn't the entire movie and creepers can show up more in the full movie, and why do you always have to act so condescending?
If they made it animated, the celebrities would only get paid for voice acting. That's why.
True
They missed the opportunity to call it "Minecraft: Movie Edition"
Imagine they decided to make an animated sequel and call it Minecraft: CGI Edition or Minecraft: Animation Edition and they renamed this movie to your suggestion
nonononono. They rename the current film to Minecraft: Disgustingly Realistic Edition
@@dragongamerandart you are the future
Fr Tho 😂
“Jack black is Steve!
Minecraft: The Movie
Let’s.Get.Bricked” ahh trailer
Or “Minecraft: Movie mode” in memory of “Minecraft: story mode”
Even with the problem of the size of items dropped, you COULD make them bigger, just hold them with an open hand, and obviously a child has a smaller hand than an adult, and STILL FITS ON HIS PALM, there's just no excuse to why they are so small
Then imagine how big crafting table should be, and child should run around it to put items? 😅
The ingots take a third of a slot, they can at least double the size.
🦊
@@MrPondo17 the crafting table doesn't really need to change, yes the grid would need to be a little bigger, but there's plenty space to expand that grid
or do what the anima--- pfft. i cant believe im saying this -- do what the animated zelda show did, and just... have items shrink when needed.
The humans aren't 2 blocks tall. They're 3. There's something wrong, I can feel it.
More human-shaped humans, smaller cubes, mystery item (the blue cube), Hermes Boots, and 3-block tall humans..
This is starting to seem a lot more like 3D Terraria.
@@Sentinel_CYN
You're right, they definitely messed up and made 3D terraria!
@@kyudatoasterdon’t mention this garbage and terraria in the same sentence.
That is weird.
"the humans"? are you implying that you arent one? the word "people" exist and you know that right??
BRO!! i was looking for for someone who say "Uncanny valley" for a week since movie trailer dropped. it just so perfect to find the word from this channel
“That’s a piñata” was something I didn’t even think and now can only laugh whenever I see it.
They shouldve just made the actors animated. If the plot was that humans were brought into minecraft, the panic they have for the first few minutes as they get used to their blocky anatomy wouldve been a nice touch.
I remember many old minecraft parodies doing this and those were so good
And the only real problem is the jumanji plot
@@Idk_idc_0916 yeah, it really would just be the jumanji plot but minecraft XD
Yeah that’s what they did in the Minecraft books! And it works!
That would be a good solution actually
this has made me realizes that warner bros are basically noob compared to the fanbase they are not players they are overgrown children. japan is more mature and even they get it right . i swear Hollywood studio working under them, they need fanbase training wheels
8:24 When you mentioned Slamacow, it filled me with so much nostalgia. His style and animations were so ahead of its time - I used to watch it over and over again back in elementary school. Great analysis. I really hope WB get their shit together and do it from scratch, otherwise it will be the biggest commercial failure.
I think everyone just forgot about the fact that creepers were made from a texture bug from trying to make the pig mob. Which means that the "The Explosive Pig" sign is referring to the creeper
😮 nice reference then
also notch himself said there a moss/leaf/grass creature so yes they would be kind of fluffyish
@@TheTynell1 well then it should look like a moss/leaf/grass creature then. Not like a poorly trimmed bush
@@TheTynell1but the movie creeper looks furry, not leafy
If there was another building in the village called "The Man in Aw" to reference "Creeper, Aw Man", I'd give this movie at least a 60.
It would’ve been so cool to learn the lore of Minecraft, past the game, through a movie, but instead they had to bring real humans into this. Like he said, learning the lore of the piglins would’ve been so sick
(Warning: 🤓)
So the plot (outside of the Jumangi stuff) seems to take inspiration from Minecraft Legends, in which the plot is about a piglin invasion (although it takes place way before the base game). In that game, the reason the piglins don’t zombify in the Overworld is because they inhale spores from Nether fungus.
The figure with purple eyes is also from Minecraft Legends and is a piglin witch called the Seer (she’s also possessed by a parasitic ender demon which is why she has purple eyes but that’s a whole other story), according to some leaks she’ll be called Malgosha in the movie and she’ll be the antagonist. While she wasn’t exactly the main antagonist in Legends, she was implied to be responsible for the events.
However the movie won’t be fully canon.
Edit: Also the boots are a reference to the Boots of Swiftness artifact from Minecraft Dungeons
This makes kind of more sense now
So minecraft haves a timeline
Mc dungeons?
Had that tesseract before Minecraft legends btw Minecraft legends suck and mc dungeons atleast is good it's underated it also is a great start to arpg genre for kids plus it's actually really good with detail and there's lots more content like vine monsters wind illagers all types it's sad that people forgot about the gem and they only remember the shit like mc legends.
The cube may be the same as mc dungeons as it has the power aspect that's why the piglins want it and mc duns tesseracts in mc legends and there's the fact the cube relates to the void dlc in mc dungeons THE CUBE IS THE OPENING OF THE END. In mc dungeons
@@deadman3617 Okay I barely understood what you said but I didn't mention the stuff
with the Orb because again, it's a whole other story
@@old_riv Sort of. The official canon that the spin-off games are a part of are like an optional canon that players can choose to go along with or they can make their own stories
next fundy video: "so i put the minecraft movie's CURSED designs in minecraft..."
I'm waiting for him to make a mod with new models and textures
Stop giving him ideas
@@TootheproYT Yeah
That's what i wanna see
Well,actually,if you watch the video; he is actually admiring the designs instead of criticizing them. The only reason he would is if he wanted attention from the “people who think know what the movie will look like but don’t” critic people
9:56
the purple eyed thing is the piglin shaman from minecraft legends (keep in mind this movie was in production around its release)
it kinda just buffed the other bosses in the game and sent them out to be killed by the hero, but never left the nether itself
Ah makes sense that its there now
or the charecters cam e threw the eather portal and tried to come back by building the same portal that made them come to minecraft. But minecraft doesn't recognize reality
*Just make the Minecraft Story Mode into an movie... done.*
Have an threatening villain. Looks Minecrafty. Have plot twists.
The chandelier, the boots and even the trees. All of them are from modded minecraft. It's like they just took reference from a picture they saw and came into conclusion that "Yes, this is Minecraft". Damn, this is so heartbreaking...
The boots are from Minecraft Dungeons. The trees are just stylized
@Chocomintchips who is that in your profile picture?
The boots are from Terraria
@@metal_pipe9764 They’re from Minecraft Dungeons
To all people claiming that certain items are from certain games. Please take note that a lot of Minecraft mods are from another games in the first place. I'm saying this as the Minecraft movie wouldn't take those reference from another games after all.
The mario movie did it PERFECT
instead of making a live action they made it all an animation, AND ITS BEUTIFUL IN EVERY WAY, had they done the same with the minecraft movie there would be no hate
I like how you say "instead of making it live action" like that was ever a consideration. It wasn't, fyi. All of these movies should start out like that.
YES BRO i was thinking that it needs to be kinda more like the mario movie it looks so weird to me
Did everyone forget the 93' Super Mario Bros. Movie? 😅 lmao. Live action...literally oozing with cheese. But I am old so...lol.
don't forget the crispy crafting table
(the bottom part of the crafting grid has a severe artifact and it looks really bad once you see it)
You're looking at that?! I'm wondering what he is crafting 😭
@@HFIAPY don't overthink it, it's just 2 buckets idk maybe it's trying to be realistic with medieval times
Its something from minecraft legends @@HFIAPY
@@HFIAPY 2 water buckets in one = portable infinite water source
@@HNStrike That chain would be killer on your neck though. You need a wooden brace or yolk to go across your shoulders
"We didn't want it to be an ugly sonic situation - Director"
Congrats. Its called the Minecraft movie situation now
1:55 Fundys reaction to the sheep unironically is the most chill reaction Ive seen
Well I actually really liked it
How to fix the movie:
1. Animate players/humans
2. Make the animals a little less weird. Something about the eyes and fur I think, since the piglins and ghasts look good in the same style, and they have fiery glowing eyes and skin
(edit: also maybe make the wood and blocks slightly less realistic, make it sorta shader-esque.)
1.change Steve like Idk if they are trying to show that the Steve is old because many years passed or something like that
I think that the trailer could be better
Comparing this to story mode Minecraft is 💀
Because Minecraft story mode is 10x better
I think they main problem is the same as what happened in Sonic: the eyes and the teeth
I think the animals just look weird, but in a funny way!
They need to get rid of mixel style/blocks that make no sense
Make it so the piglins use golden tools
Give context to why piglins aren’t zombie piglins like they are supposed to be in the overworld
Fix the terrain
Fix the height of the trees
Fix THE BLOCK SIZES
fix the inconsistence with the blocks
Animate it fallen kingdom series style. Better mobs. Herobrine as the antagonist. Less “realism” overall. I rest my case.
I think the chain-connected buckets aren't meant to be an item from any of the games, I think it's part of a scene where our main characters are new to crafting and are experimenting by putting together ingredients and seeing what comes out - like it wasn't something they intended to make, they're just learning the crafting system and don't know the recipes yet. This is, I think, supported by the fact that Jason Momoa's "recipe" is a bunch of bullshit haphazardly thrown about instead of being placed carefully in the grid squares.
*EDIT: Called it.*
But then like have it actually be from the fame and have it build up the characters are making items for the first time and it's all cool so Jason mamoa tries it and then nothing happens because it is wrong, maybe have it like just spit all the items and they fly all over the place. Don't just make up an item to be like hecrafted the wrong thing. Like the issue isn't he got crafting wrong the issue is he made an item that doesn't exist
Yeah
I feel like some random bum came up with the entire idea and script, and then assigned people who were really good at their job, and people who weren't, on different sections.
Almost all the piglins look great, and their bastion environment. Although, the casting is mediocre, figuring out crafting/items didn't work out well, and some animators did a bad job on different mobs. There's no way they all worked in perfect unison because this movie trailers gives off vibes of a warm pool with way too many cold spots.
a pool where you dont know how much is pool and how much is piss
If they really wanted live action, the best thing would have been mostly animated and partly live action. What I mean is: movie starts with real actors in the real world, somehow they find a portal and go through. When they enter the Minecraft world EVERYTHING IS ANIMATED, so they turn into Minecraft characters with skins resembling the way they looked irl. At the end of the movie they could even make a joke where they go back to the irl world and some random villager wanders through the portal with them and becomes a real person.
That's what I thought, too. I mean, what you said has a much better plot and setting than what I see in the trailer.
This what I thought off too. Just why did they have it to be like this. It could have been like the Lego movie showing real actors at the prologue or end of the movie
That's a really good idea. I think I heard from PhoenixSC's video that the actors have that particular clothing to resemble Minecraft skins, but I think the other way around would make much more sense. There's no way I'd figure out on my own that it's supposed to resemble existing Minecraft skin clothing, but if they started with real world clothes and it was transformed into a Minecraft skin, I think a lot more people would catch on.
Space Jam, got it.
@@karyltiffanyfloreswhat do you mean better plot? its literally the exact same plot
The Minecraft movie looks like what you get when you ask Ai what a Minecraft movie should look like
EXACTLY
The backgrounds just scream AI to me...
Everything about it screams AI to me....😢
i really wanna hope it's one of those movies like with the mario movie or even the sonic movie where i was skeptical at first but then i watched it and it was really good!! probably won't happen but one can dream
At least we can have Bowser and Steve in Smash fight and say it's Jack Black vs Jack Black
Also known as a Jack-off
Omg real
oh my god you're right that's peak gaming there
Also known as a Jack off
Have Jack Black slowly voice every video game protagonist until we're able to see a Smash movie
There are people out there that say that they made this for kids, but I wouldn't even wish this on someone elses spawn. And these are people that hypocritically get mad over small numbers in sports, never played Minecraft before or played once and quit because they mined diamond with a stone pickaxe.
Don't the kids deserve to be introduced to a time-treasured, multi-faceted game through cinema with the best we can offer? Do we really just 'don't give a shit' over at Hollywood?
I agree. The lazy, it was made for kids excuse doesn't sit with me either. Back then, things were made for everyone and they was so much better for it.
We couldve had steve caving, fighting mobs, exploring dimensions, slaying bosses and most importantly, feature HEROBRINE! The main antagonist. The potential was wasted for a target audience of toddlers
Oh man, Herobrine would have been the best antagonist.
😮 what if they did a movie on the origin of Steve and herobrine. Or perhaps Herobrine returns to Minecraft. They could incorporate so much game lore.
Except Herobrine isn't real
@@cryptodino3roberts712cringe
@@cryptodino3roberts712 except he is featured in official artwork.
@@DakumunDahBat yes as a joke reference. Just because sanic has breif cameo in both sonic movies doesn't make him a part of the world entirely. It's just a fun nod. I would like Herobrine in the movie as an easteregg
11:54 why no one talks about how dehydrated her voice sounds?
She sounds like someone getting home 9Am in the night after being trapped in a desert for 12 days
Fr
she made it on purpose to show her disappointment on steve ig
i think it`s very interesting that mojang seems to push the piglins as being the "antagonists" of minecraft, in both legends and apperantly the movie. I don`t mind it, but i always thought their plan would be to have the illagers as the antagonists
If we're going by the Legends timeline, the Illagers were created from a group of Villagers who desired to fight along side the hero. Maybe they are thinking Piglins first and save the Illagers for a potential second movie.
From what I've gathered, piglins are more self destructive than actually villains, like some of them are smart and have goals of domination but the majority just follow orders and dislike creativity, that's why there are less of them in modern minecraft that there were in legends.
I think I remember one of the developers saying minecraft doesn't really have villains just misunderstood people, but maybe I'm wrong.
From what I've gathered, piglins are more self destructive than actually villains, like some of them are smart and have goals of domination but the majority just follow orders and dislike creativity, that's why there are less of them in modern minecraft that there were in legends.
I think I remember one of the developers saying minecraft doesn't really have villains just misunderstood people, but maybe I'm wrong.
yeah and not the main boss..
Yeah like Piglins only want gold. If you have it, they love ya. Illagers on thr other hand wants you dead. Wants the villagers dead. Johnny wants all dead
I think that the reason they made it live action was because they thought that older audience wouldnt watch an animated movie as it seemed childlike. Like they imagined how wierd it would be if you were watching a minecraft Animation in theaters. But still, I would have preffered animated
9:30 the exploding pig is probably referenced the coding error when notch made the creeper
when Notch made the pig*
@@G.O.A.T_SauceGaming621 oh yeah I mixed it up thanks
i'm mostly just scared about the comedy, it just feels like it's gonna be short gags and nothing else; empty, lifeless
fr
thats the only thing thatll make me dislike the movie. but its sorta hard to tell know if it will be like that
5 bucks that theres going to be a gag about bread and villagers
10 buck that there'll be slimes that fart.
To be fair, the director of this movie directed nacho libre and Napoleon dynamite, according to 3C films
6:28 it looks like a plastic Minecraft sword you find at the mall😭😭
"steve wake up"
"just one more minute"
"that's 72 in game minutes, so wake up now!"
Something I’d like to see is maybe half way through the movie, the characters become animated from eating or drinking something like suspicious stew for example
What, like alice in wonderland?
Yes
half way through the movie their budget runs out
please, i don't want to live in a post-Minecraft-Movie world. Take it back.
Sorry but that's how the world works
@@AgnesBooth-zu7tw agreed, this is the end
Fundy should recreate the crafting recipe from the trailer 😂
Sony Pictures: When it comes to Worst Film Adaptation, nobody will ever beat _The Dark Tower._
Warner bros: Hold my beer! And the keys to the brewery, while you're at it.
8:09 When a famous Minecraft TH-camr has this opinion about the trailer, you know you did something wrong
The Exploding Pig sounds like a tavern name, and is probably a nod to the fact that creepers originated from a mistake when creating pigs.
Also my guess for the movie's plot is that it's basically Jumanji and they need to collect a bunch of those Teseract looking cubes to go home.
I'm so excited to see this monstrosity crash and burn...
😂😂😂
I mean, its the MINECRAFT movie so its gonna make a lotta money either way
This is why the FNAF movie had to be delayed for 8 years. Scott had to work with these clowns!
YOUR RIGHT
You're right , I mean I kinda wish that notch was on the writing team and was one of the producers or directors
@@FeltonSecondChannelNotch said he was on board with this movie after seeing the trailer 😬
@@SparrowofSong damn
@@SparrowofSonghe's loaded rich he doesn't care lol
But yeah this needs to go back to the drawing board
Can I just say…
a lot of people are hating on the nether portal being blue but I don’t think its supposed to be a nether portal. Think about it. It’s a portal from our world (probably) so why would it function as a normal nether portal?
Im not saying the trailer was good, just that this is the smallest thing to complain about.
DUDE that Slamacow throwback near killed me. I bought that song on Apple music as a high schooler. What the hell do you mean TEN years ago
Predicting the plot:
These people get stuck in the game by the portal, want something from the piglins to allow them to use the Tesseract. They go to Steve for help, and Steve teaches them how to craft and stuff. Everybody will be disappointed, the end.
And jack Black gets naked in the end
So basically, Jumanji with Minecraft elements
5:58 finally someone addresses how small it is
I didn't even see it at first.
the reason nether portal is light blue(being extra specific that it's light blue for people who is colorblind) is because that's not a nether portal. it's probably a portal that links between real world and the game I think?
I've heard a lot of people say "you don't like it because you're not the target audience (9 year olds) but honestly? The majority of minecraft fans are adults. I also hate the thought that "made for kids" means you can just make soulless, put your kids in front of it so you can have a break for an hour garbage.
my eight year old hated this and i have heard his friends at school say it looks bad so they missed that too also i have heard a lot of commenters say there kids hated it some even said the kids said its just not Minecraft
I definitely agree with the last part. A kids movie, should just mean "A movie who's target audience happens to be kids" not "A movie who's target audience is kids, so it's gonna have less quality stuff."
😂 same my 12 year old and 6 old, I think there first game was minecraft or Mario. They both hated the trailer and said this wasn't minecraft and they weren't planning on watching it
the "its a kid movie" argument is so old when you had stuff like ratatouille or incredibles 1
I think the main reason why mediocre fluff is made for kids is because it doesn't really matter if the kids like it, it matters if their parents *think* their kids will like it. I was taken to the movies as a kid when my parents wanted to do something fun and relitively affordable (our local theater was a godsend with discounts and general quality. Reclining seats, little trays to put your food on, lovely stuff.) But usually, it ended up being a 2 hour long nap. Slept through every single movie, kid, adult, if I thought it was boring, I was napping. But the tickets were still bought, and the company still got the money.
But having spoken to nine year olds, they know when something sucks. They're literally just little humans with less vocabulary. Pently of people will like it purely because MINECRAFT MOVIE!!! But if even the target audience is side eyeing the movie, they've done something wrong.
But parents don't necessarily know that. They know their kid likes minecraft, and that they could spend time together watching something their kid would enjoy.
It's mixels. It's next level mixels. The live actors, in a hyperreal-blocky environment, with the pixelated items, is the advanced form of having sprites with different pixel sizes in a game
You mean like the old full motion video games
Bro you would like to be stupid that is so much cool 😎🆒🎉
could you imagine how fun it would be if they were real humans at the start and then when they went in the portal they turned into minecraft characters, kinda like Jumanji. That kind of dynamic is really fun to watch
Literally the whole movie looks like a daniel kraft render, or one of those "Top ten minecraft mobs in real life!" Videos
9:33 i think minecraft mentioned that they never meant to create creepers. They were making pigs and the texture just randomly changed and they came up with creepers so basically explosive pigs lol. I like this easter egg tbh
Not the texture. The shape. The body flipped upright.
@@ursidae97 yeah! my apologies, i forgot
It wasn’t “they”, it was just Notch working on it at that time
@@NotA_Bucket ohh
It wasn't Mojang, just notch and no the texture was made for it. He just accidentally made the pigs body vertical
3:54 flash backs to hermit craft season 8
Mumbo is the moon big????
@@TheProudStaris it?
4:40 : The boots shown there is a Artifact in Minecraft Dungeons which gives the Player a Speed Boost for 4-5 seconds maybe this movie is also connected to Minecraft Dungeons.
The purple eyed thing in the Nether is the seer from legends and the tesseract looking thing is the orb of dominance from both games, so they seem to be heavily leaning on the spinoffs, especially with the whole piglin invasion storyline.
@@netherwarrior6113The Orb of Dominance is pink and yellow, not blue. The current movie draft was in production around the same time Minecraft Legends was in development, leading them to borrow ideas.
@@sboy2044 I think I mixed up the orb in legends. The orb of Dominince is in legends, it’s just the seer has it. The orb I was thinking of is the one the player that that lets them make new troops. Thanks for the correction
Bros laugh is iconic and I so love it XD
Also first video in 2 years? Yooo
Glad someone noticed the stair issue, that building looks AI, but the bacground one looks ripped from the game. If this had been fully animated once they leave the real world, they wouldnt have made the mobs so gross to match real life actors 😢
8:10 that is the thing they want to appeal to a wider non Minecraft demographic and thus have done what many have done before. Alienating their main audience
11:25
Tbh they could’ve made a really cool movie for Minecraft by having herobrine in it and making it almost a scary movie from it. also it would be way better if it was completely animated and not a mix of both real life and animation.
They could still keep jack black in the blue shirt, just add some video editing and some white contacts and then you actually have a plot that would connect to older gamers rather than just the 9 year olds. They could have some of the nostalgia of the Herobrine sightings
yeah! I haven't even played legends, and apparently like half the damn plot is inspired by that game.
why did they reference the new games instead of the old more fun things, like herobrine, or even... Story mode.
It would be really great to have Steve and Herobrine fight!
I just had a realization, the pink sheep is like a realistic ai generated image of minecraft.
10:26 I love jack black, but why people gotta keep saying "Why is steve 3 blocks wide" like bro ;-;
lmao🤣🤣
Steve in this movie can go Steve himself in the Steve nuts
April 4th is also "Tell a lie day" and that is the only thing that's keeping me from saying that this is a parody trailer to have everyone's eyes on it so everyone talks about minecraft for a little while longer.
Wasnt it april first?
It's also the day mlk died
I wish but black jack and jason mamoa for a skit?
@@Straca56Yep, it's April first.
Nah I don't think so it's Warner Bros ooof
I don't get why people disliked minecraft story mode. It's animations look just like the legendary early 2010's fan animation. The graphics look like minecraft, the lighting and effects look neat and everything is just so good. And man, the story and soundtrack is soooooo goooood and the gameplay is pretty good for what it wants to be. It's all around a childhood classic
The acting was soooo goody-goody, and the options you had were very limited. Otherwise it was fine.
That was peak bro
I played it a lot as a kid, and honestly, it doesn't have a lot of decisions, like most times it doesn't matter what you choose, but otherwise is good
10:29 Steve got old really fast 💀
They don't have to make items that small. There is literally nothing preventing them from having them be pretty big and then shrinking to go into an inventory. Nothing. At all.
Also the blue portal is a completely new movie device to bring real humans in Minecraft, which is what that glowing cube did. Thought that one was obvious.
Edit: The big glaring problem for me is that it doesn't look like Minecraft. Even ignoring the fact that we have live action actors (somehow), Minecraft looks nothing like that and I don't like the fully animated scenes either, the only thing I can agree on is the piglins looking good. There are so many additions, changes and they've crushed the style so bad to make it realistic that barely anything from the videogame is in there intact. I noticed they use a lot of extra geometry and adding smaller blocks to objects (like the trees you mentioned or that sword) to add detail, which is THE WORST SOLUTION TO ADDING DETAIL TO THE BLOCK GAME IMAGINABLE. It's the most destructive, soulless solution, changing the core of the visuals and tampering with the atmosphere for the sake of that ultra-realistic texture pack look. I hate this decision, it's quite literally removing the blocks by adding more to smooth them out, what's the point of Minecraft if it's less blocky and using techniques like the fur or realistic animal faces to blur the blocks??
Additionally, I think the Minecraft movie should've finally put together a cohesive, explorable, bonified lore instead of giving us random fantasy elements with names that just exist. This should've been the purpose of the movie. Steve falling into Minecraft and going through the world, meeting some characters along the way and learning what has happened, leading up to defeating the Ender Dragon or even having a new twist with some original villain instead of that. The movie could've finally tied the dimensions and different creatures together through events, both current and ancient. It's a movie for crying out loud, you're telling a story.
This Jumanji-ass generic "sucked into the videogame world" premise should die. I am sick and tired of experiencing it over and over.
This deserves more likes
5:25 If you need infinite water you can take this, fill it with water and make an infinite source wherever you want
Or just craft two buckets..
@-JacksonSwain- yea that works too if you are lazy
It took a teaser of a half-assed Minecraft movie for FundyLive to upload
Ya wanna know why the piglins don't zombify?
Because this isn't really a minecraft movie.
This is a minecraft legends movie.
That's why they're invading the overworld, and that's where many of the revised piglin Designs come from. That's why villages are so much cooler.
Infact, probably 50% of the otherwise baffling choices in this movie are explained Just by that.
8:03 sadly, I think mojang wants to make it animated but those corrupt *ssholes at Microsoft are stopping them
9:17 the exploding pig is referring to the creeper
It looks like a 3D animated movie with some actors badly greenscreened in it
Because that's exactly it
real
You're so right about that sheep being on an uncanny valley level I feel like I'd genuinely have nightmares about that sheep if I was a kid watching this 😭
4:05 I might be wrong, but maybe it's because the main characters/players are sleeping. when you sleep in minecraft, mobs don't move normally even though time moves really fast
9:59 the thing with purple eyes is most probably seer from minecraft legends
Oml why the hell people not referencing mc dungeons. Example the boots is a ability that gives move speed like the flying boots then the tesseract the arch illager uses which has something to do with the void then there's the ender thing if you look closely it has a staff kinda resembles the staff the arch illager has pair that with the ender eyes he/ she is tryna get the tesseract for the power
@@deadman3617mc dungeons is ok same with legends but normal mc is just way better
@@SmashingGoodProducerlegends is bad admit that dungeons is way better people actually play it for fun not for some quick cash grab mc dungeons also has way more content that was removed from Minecraft itself but Minecraft and mc dungeons are hard to review as both are super seperate as terms of gameplay and story
@@deadman3617 yeah but mc story mode is my fav spinoff
@@SmashingGoodProducer Yuh mc story good I got it platinumed
9:38 Dude.. that’s literally what I said.
Yeah I dunno what they were thinking, it just looks like someone’s shuffling a piñata towards him 😬😬😬
It’s okay, remember that we have Minecraft Storymode: the Amulet coming to show how it’s done. Also at 8:25 that’s my all time fave animation from back then.
4:14 thats a warped fungus 4:39 that some speed boots from minecraft dungeons 9:56 thats from minecraft legends (idk what its name is) 0:51 thats an azalea tree i think 2:26 thats a beacon
It's all over the place like is it the game or using the overall lore???
For azalea trees, they have pink flowers, not orange
@@optimumplatinum2640Both
8:27 they should make a mc animation titled, “A better Minecraft movie”
10:13 If you look really hard in the background where it shows the nether you can see a piglin falling in the back
"A Minecraft Movie" is actually "Minecraft Legends Movie"
Thank you!!!
The current movie draft was in production around the same time Minecraft Legends was in development, leading them to borrow ideas.
Minecraft movie trailer was so bad that fundy remembered his password
almost got a heart attack after seeing a fundyLIVE notification
Bruh
blue portals? piglins attacking the overworld? this isnt minecraft, its minecraft legends. they took the game no one played and turned it into a movie
11:45 he looks like a giant version of dora tye explorer💀