🤣 BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - A boy notices a beautiful girl across the street... | Funny Jokes
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👇 THE JOKE 👇
One day, a young boy notices a beautiful girl across the street...
He walks over to her and strikes up a conversation.
After they hit it off, he runs home and excitedly tells his dad the news...
"Dad, I just got to know this amazing girl across the street!... "
"She lives really close by, and her name is Emma. I really like her!"
The father winces and looks at him.
"Son, I’m sorry to tell you this, but Emma is actually your sister... "
"I had a fling with the neighbor, before I began to date your mother."
Dejected, the boy leaves the room and cuts off all communication with the girl...
A month goes by, and the boy meets another girl named Sophie.
They flirt with each other, find out she lives down the street then, the boy goes back home to tell his father...
The father winces again, "Sorry son, but Sophie is actually your sister as well."
In the middle of his explanation, the boy storms out of the room and leaves the house to take a breather...
While cutting off all communication with Sophie.
Three months later, the boy meets the most beautiful girl he’s ever seen...
Prettier than the last two girls combined.
He finds out her name is Brooke and rushes home after exchanging numbers.
The boy busts into his father’s room...
"Dad, I met this girl named Brooke, and she lives a only few streets away. Before I tell you about her, is she your daughter too?"
A moment goes by, and the boy begins to hope that this girl is finally the one.
The father just winces...
The boy leaves the room and goes to sit in the living room to cool down.
After a few hours, his mother sits down next to him and asks, "Honey, what’s wrong, you’ve been very sad lately."
In tears, the boy turns to his mother...
"I’m upset, because over the last few months, I've met three amazing girls... "
"And every single time, dad’s told me that they’re actually my sisters!"
The mother looks bewildered and begins to laugh...
"Mom, why are you laughing?" asks the boy.
"Oh honey," replies his mother, "don’t worry about a thing, you can go ahead and date any of those girls."
The boy makes a face of disgust and disbelief, "Why would I want to date any of my father’s daughters?"
The mother smiles and says, "Because honey,... "
"He isn’t actually your father."
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What's a shark's favorite sandwich? A peanut butter & jellyfish sandwich.
Proof positive that computers can’t tell jokes!
I'm not a computer... 😀
@@loljokes I am!😜
@rodevans602 Proof positive that bots can't write comments.
This probably hits close to home for a specific group.
Maury and Jerry Springer would love that town...
Not funny at all a testament to the societies lack of integrity and that’s not funny at all
Also it's to long.
I went to a secondhand shop and asked what mine was worth. Later a friend asked if I could lend him a hand. I told him not anymore!
Brilliant. You know what Shakespeare said; “it is a wise child that knows his own father”.
Thanks Mark! 😀
.This was a good one I was thinking wow, what a father. Then, what a mother. Sounded like they really got around. Poor kid.😅
This gives new meaning to that old phrase, "It's ten o'clock at night. Do you know where your children are?" These days parents not only don't know where they are, they don't know who they are, and how many of them there are.....
@@fredferd965 I agree💯 It's ashame.
“Shame & Scandal in the family!” 🎼🎶 #JamaicanSong
Wasn't there a song with this plot?
Very good joke.
Thank you! 😀
OK then.......
Who's the Daddy? 😂😂😂
That's the theme of a really cute calypso song called "Shame and Scandal in the Family." I learned it from a lounge singer when I was eleven years old in the mid 1960s. Yes, I've led an interesting life...
I also recall hearing this song on the radio sometime back in the 1960's. I can't remember off hand who recorded it, possible the Kingston Trio?
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@@billsanders5067 It was Harry Belafonte, if I remember correctly.
A Trinidad calypso by Lord Melody
@@billsanders5067 1965 by Lance Percival.
Truth was revealed, i feel sympathy for the kid.
Shamus has a lovely family.
What was that, A joke???? The final reveal did not even come close to the joke.
I knew what was coming.
Heard it before
Yep. That punchline was very predictable.
Yes I either heard it before or it was quite obvious. The joke didn’t need to be that long he could have came with the punch line after the second girl.
This is actually a Mike Cross song, "Elma Turl." It is set in the Hillbilly genre.
Oohh...oh my😅
One day, little David suddently bursed into tear and said three words "Oh my auntie". Three days later, his aunt passed away.
Time went by, one day, little David bursted into tear and said "Oh my sister". Three days later, David's sister died in a car accident!
Time went by and one day little David cried out terribly "Oh my Dad".
The dad known his time has come. He silently went onto his bed and wait.
Three days passed through but nothing has happened.
As the dad started to think "Oh, may be my son's supernatural power has lost", the dad suddenly heard the sound of funeral trumpets coming from the neighbor's house 😢😢😢
That is funny .thanks
Thanks Dan! 😀
Ha ha, that's a good one!
Thank you! 😀
@@loljokes He He, no problem.
Shame and Scandal in the Family - lyrics
True story. I was driving my elderly mother home from a shopping trip.
Suddenly, she sighed in grief and said, "I've had a song stuck in my head for two days and can't get rid of it!"
I asked, "What is the song?"
She replied, "I don't know, I've never heard it before!"
😋
OOOOld. There's a song, actually. "Shame and Scandal in the Family."
Just what I was going to comment
I could see the punchline coming a mile away! Still, it’s a good joke, even if it’s obvious.
Thank you! 😀
lol, Now that was pretty good!
Thank you! 😀
There's a thing that looks like an ice cream truck driving slowly down the street, playing a catchy tune, with a smiling guy at the wheel. But he isn't selling ice cream - he's peddling DNA test kits.......
I figured it out right before the punch line.
Hilarious
Thanks! 😀
The foursome is out on the golf course one Saturday. They're playing a hole adjacent to the highway. A funeral procession starts going by and as it reaches its end and the hearse comes into view, one of the men takes his hat off, places it over his heart, and bows his head.
The procession finishes going by and then one of the other golfers says, "Jim, I had no idea you were so sentimental."
Jim replies, "Well, we were married for over 30 years so I figured it was the least I can do."
😂Tee, hee, hee...
Scandal dans la famille... It's a song
That's a good one - didn't see it coming!
Thanks! 😀
Lol good one
Thanks! 😀
The punchline was very easy to predict.
Grade: C-
Dave had a plan.
His boss caught him with a large, strange man in the office every day for a week. The man had a sign, "The end is near!" Finally, the boss had had enough and fired Dave. Dave told the boss of HIS boss what had happened. Big boss called Dave's old boss and confirmed everything. Dave's old boss was immediately fired, and Dave given the job.
The moral is, never fire someone for bringing in a large prophet and then admit to it over the phone.
😂
Nearly laughed
A cowboy rides along the rim of the Grand Canyon. He looks down and sees a dark spot. He begins to ride down to investigate. At the bottom he finds a mule spread-eagle on his back, sunk about three feet into the canyon floor. Curious, he prys the mule out of the ground and finds a Mexican, spread-eagle on his back. Really curious now he flips the Mexican over and sees printed on the back of his shirt "Jose Knievel".
😂
Thought the jokes were clean
The word "clean" is a subjective term I guess. I personally don't feel that jokes about infidelity are dirty but I do realize and respect that we all have different opinions. I am sorry if I offended you. 😀
offended a Karen. oof.
That was beyond dreadful.
This is an old story. Ha-ha-ha. You're timing could have been better, too.
Little Johnny asked his dad if you could go th heaven with your feet in the air. Of cours Johnny's dad what he meant. Johnny told his dad that the power had gone off and they sent the students home early. Johnny told his father that when he got mom was lying on her back kicking her feet in the air and yelling "OH MY GOD, I'M COMIMG, I'M COMING". Johnny said 'I think she would have made it if Mr. Jones from across the street hadn't been holding her down".
That´s a long and boring story ! Much better the original, the song " Shame and scandal in the family" !!!
I admit that it was boing... but long?😀 Prime member?
And now, the worst joke I ever wrote.
Santa is perusing the workshop and asks Elf Timmy, "Whatcha building, Timmy?" Timmy turns and shows Santa a lovely little doll. "Nice! Nice!"
Santa passes by Elf Shirley, "What is on the worktable today, Shirley?" Shirley holds up a nice wooden toy truck. "Lovely!"
Santa encounters the newest elf hire, "Young man, what is your project?". The new Elf spins around with a metal box with a crank handle. "Ta tink, ta tink, ta, tink ta te tink!" And suddenly a clown pounces from the top of the box! Arms spread wide and huge grin on its face!
Santa, "Interesting, Torquemada!"........a moment later, "I gotta check that guy's resume."
On that note, no one should have ever heard these before. I wrote all submissions myself. I hope you can use them.
Long way to go to the punchline.
Just don’t date the milkman’s daughter.
That wouldve been a better punchline rather than just spelling it out.
The husband of ten years is at the bottom of the steps, putting his boots on to go to work.
As he does so, his wife comes down the stairs in a shear nightgown. The sun hits her just right and the husband can see right through the garment.
"You know, "He says, sounding disappointed, "You aren't the woman I married."
At first, she is hurt, then thinks out loud, "If I am not the woman you married...I'm free! I'M FREE!!!" And she darts down the stairs, out of the house, and down the sidewalk. Skipping and singing, "I'm free! I'm free!"
A neighbor sees her and immediately reports what he witnessed to her husband.
"Skipping, dancing, singing, "I'm free! And in her nightgown?!?!?" Well now, that is the woman I married!"
Too boring.
I worked with a guy once who saw some attractive women across a river who were waving at 👋 him saying hello so he started swimming across to go and meet them he got half way and then swimmed back when he got back we asked why he returned he said he got tired and didn't think he could make it so turned around and swimmed back
Swam. Not funny anyway.
That wasn't a good joke.
Got to say-those old 1, repeat on 2, punchline on 3 are tiresome and predictable
Got me tho
Lol😢 I have decided to reduce my screen time so I won’t be watching until I have my appointment with the eye specialist late in January since I have glaucoma, second bout of cataracts, inflammation and a hole in one of the macula plus dry eyes I am taking the advice to limit my time 😢I checked several sources and am fairly confident that it is the best thing to do since I have to work on my computer . .don’t worry about that vanilla organic vanilla is expensive so I won’t have to much😊 best of luck you are a star lifelong and prosper I like what you do stop and smell the flowers 💐 oh my full name translates as pretty mother Your majesty that is to say by the quick set fence comrade a-bit of Spanish French German plus an extra that eludes me at the moment. Your majesty is ironical someone in the family had delusions of grandeur I suspect. 🍀🌟🍀🖖🖖🖖🖖🍀🌟🍀👍👍👍👍🍀🌟🍀👋🏻🧝🏼🤚🏻🌺🤟🏼🌺
I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you get better soon. Hope you have a wonderful holidays! 😀❤