I'm really hoping to see one book scene of Ciri and Jaskier but I'm afraid that's not gonna happen since I think I missed one Jaskier-boik scene I would've loved to see happening in the screen (it would've been kinda related to the scene when Yennifer saved Jaskier)
Geralt is def more obviously fit, but can we appreciate how fit Jaskier is? You would think he was spindly under his clothes, but that man has washboard abs!!!
@@Kncperseus but his name is Jaskier not Buttercup? Who cares what the translation is. Jaskier doesn’t mean buttercup in english so what’s the issue? Also poor attempt at being funny. What you said was just cringe. I’m sticking to the original polish name
@@SimGirl00 What's funny is you saying "Jaskier does't mean buttercup in english". 🤣 Of course you'd find stuff cringe - you're like the jackal calling grapes sour for being proven wrong. Call him Buttercup - I'll call him Dandelion.
I would suggest checking out the band he is in called The Amazing Devil. They released a new album about 2 months ago. It is brilliant. I absolutely love his and Madeleine Hyland's voices. The lyrics are also really fun to listen to. Each song is like its own story. My favorite songs in the new album are (all of them really): Drinking Song for the Socially Anxious(which had some lyrics that made me laugh and smile, just brilliant.), The Old Witch Sleep and the Old Man Grace, and Inkpot Gods. Also their other two albums with songs like Pruning Shears, Two Minutes, Farewell Wanderlust, and Battle Cries. Just, yes. I enjoyed watching the Witcher season 1 in 2020, but I am forever grateful to it for introducing me to Joey Batey and his amazing music.
not me realizing that Jaskier hugged Geralt with his eyes open bc he's still not quite ready to let him into his heart again while Geralt closed his eyes when hugging Jaskier because he felt safe around him like he had finally come home
I'm surprised no ones talking about the nilgardians ballsac line from jaskier, it's definitely a direct nod to people calling the nilfgardians armor "ballsac armor" when the show first previewed
@@paulenan9636 They use him to make fun of everything there is cause he is easy to use when it comes to catching the watchers attention, and if you notice in the games its actually Dandelion that is narrating the story while you play it.
I'm rewatching season 1 right now before I start season 2 and remembered your video of them from season 1 and went to my favorites to find it. Then I was like oh man I hope they do one for season 2 and turns out you just posted it! Incredible timing, I love these.
I am rewatching season 1 to understand better season 2 since I never read the book or played the game... And is totally worth it 💯 I love all of them so much
I have played the games but haven’t read the books. Although there are some points that stray, Jaskier’s relationship with Geralt remains the same. Whether that be games or the show, they are best friends.
3k expect Witcher content from you? well, and here I am randomly searching for Geralt and Jaskier and finding your vid 1 minute after you posted it. What a timing! :D The title is kinda over-promising though ;)
Well this show has a medieval society and long hair on men was quite common, due to the lack of hair stylists ( barber ) ... plus scissors were a costly equipment.
You know, I normally hate the whole bros being shipped thing with a passion in the same vain as a homosexual hates a homosexual character being shipped with the opposite sex but, and this may be the morning grogginess talking, I kinda see this one. Don't get me wrong, it's still a dumb ship, but I don't loathe it as much as I do others.
@@zopiranha3871 🤷♀️personally I'm no Canadian. Btw don't underestimate the entire global population, there's plenty of people out there that understand multiple languages, you'd be surprised
I found this video randomly, and here's what I'm going to say about Netflix Version of Witcher. Mostly the second season will be mentioned. The second season is made on..third book - Elf's blood (or maybe the name of the book is different, I dont really know) and...well, if YOU liked it then its yours choise. How I can say, the adaptation is bad. There was one character, that wasnt in books; Geralt wouldnt risk Ciri's life; Yennefer didn't lose her magic. And many, many other minuses are there. (now it will be purely mine discontent) Yennefer's actress. I dont know, what is her birth country, but I dont think that a female from Poland looks like this. Sorry if I took your time and you are unhappy with my opinion
Well, why would it be important if Yennefer looked polish. She is from Aedirn and I don't think it is described anywhere, that people from Aedirn generally look like people from poland🙄
@@user-cv1dz2yt6s the story and universe comes from poland and is inspired by eastern europe and asian folkore, but its absolutely not placed in poland, what the hell? and yen literally did a magic alteration which can make her look absolutely anyway she wants. And yes she didnt lose ther powers after the battle of sodden in the books, but she did get blinded for a long time. And losing magic makes for a better story in motion picture than being blind. Which would mostly be funny i guess. only one character that wasnt in books? how is that a bad thing? its neither good or bad, its just a matter of fact. The show manages to tell a compelling story and has great optics. that why people love it. you are just riding the train on hating book adaptions and say "hurdidurr thats my opinion therefor you are not allowed to say anything", thats all.
@@alexandergorny3232 okay.I will keep in mind, what you said And yet, I didn't say that you dont have your own opinion and "you're not allowed to say something"
@@user-cv1dz2yt6s i get it's your opinion, and I don't want to start a fight. But saying the book adaption is bad, because a character doesn't look polish is as nonsesical as saying "Finding Nemo is a bad movie, cause the the fish don't life in skyscrapers" yes, they don't life in skyscrapers, because the are no fish living in skyscrapers in the ocean. Yes Yennefer doesn't look polish, because there is no poland in the world she lifes in. In the book Yennefer is described as pale with curly raven black hair, does that sound typically polish to you? If you would've said that the Yennefer in the books looks different in the show, and that dissapoints you that would be perfectly fine. But saying she should look polish, when the character described in the books doesn't look polish and there is no sensical reason as to why she suddently should look polish, is just racist. So you might want to change your opinion on that.
I can't wait till we get to see Jaskier and Ciri, the snarkiness will be hilarious
Same she a duplicate of Geralt so it will be really funny 😂😂
I'm really hoping to see one book scene of Ciri and Jaskier but I'm afraid that's not gonna happen since I think I missed one Jaskier-boik scene I would've loved to see happening in the screen (it would've been kinda related to the scene when Yennifer saved Jaskier)
I want Geralt to sit down the realization dawning on him that his two exes are now kind of besties because that would be hilarious
Yen: "I ran into-"
Geralt: *bored as fuck*
Yen: "-Jaskier"
Geralt: mY HUSBAND?
"Like father like daughter"
Jaskier would be an amazing uncle
let's be honest, the cold pond scene was the bathtub scene of season 2, solely for fan service purposes ;-)
Joey's body is insanely sexy!
Honestly
Geralt is def more obviously fit, but can we appreciate how fit Jaskier is? You would think he was spindly under his clothes, but that man has washboard abs!!!
Geralt: exists
Jaskier: *angerily hugs Geralt *
I’m only just now noticing Jaskier gets into the pond, gets wet up to his knees, rubs a bit of blood off his shirt, and then decides he’s fully clean
Its almost as if removing his shirt to expose his perfectly shaped torso to "clean" himself had an ulterior motive.
Dandelion imitating Geralt's voice literally had me going back 10 second to rewatch the part to make sure it was actually him and not Geralt.
😂😂 I did that too with the first season "kill me I'm ready"
His name is Jaskier accept it
@@SimGirl00 You want me to accept his name is *BUTTERCUP* ?? Is he a bard or a Powerpuff Girl?
@@Kncperseus but his name is Jaskier not Buttercup? Who cares what the translation is. Jaskier doesn’t mean buttercup in english so what’s the issue? Also poor attempt at being funny. What you said was just cringe. I’m sticking to the original polish name
@@SimGirl00 What's funny is you saying "Jaskier does't mean buttercup in english". 🤣
Of course you'd find stuff cringe - you're like the jackal calling grapes sour for being proven wrong. Call him Buttercup - I'll call him Dandelion.
I love Jaskier.
"You bet your bloated biceps, she would." [A man of words]
When Jaskier says “fuck it” and hugged geralt we all cheered
OR CRIED
Jaskier deserves his own series and someone that treats him well
If anything, I really hope Joe Batey does well after The Witcher has it's run. He's brilliant
I absolutely wholeheartedly agree! I love him so much
If you want Joey Batey to do well you could always listen to his band The Amazing Devil 😏
I would suggest checking out the band he is in called The Amazing Devil. They released a new album about 2 months ago. It is brilliant. I absolutely love his and Madeleine Hyland's voices. The lyrics are also really fun to listen to. Each song is like its own story. My favorite songs in the new album are (all of them really): Drinking Song for the Socially Anxious(which had some lyrics that made me laugh and smile, just brilliant.), The Old Witch Sleep and the Old Man Grace, and Inkpot Gods. Also their other two albums with songs like Pruning Shears, Two Minutes, Farewell Wanderlust, and Battle Cries. Just, yes. I enjoyed watching the Witcher season 1 in 2020, but I am forever grateful to it for introducing me to Joey Batey and his amazing music.
Joey Batey shined in every scene he was in, I demand more Jaskier in Season 3!!!!!
Nothing says regret like finding your ex in a cell singing banger tunes with rats
THIS COMMENT
I can't stop laughing 😂
not me realizing that Jaskier hugged Geralt with his eyes open bc he's still not quite ready to let him into his heart again while Geralt closed his eyes when hugging Jaskier because he felt safe around him like he had finally come home
I can't see none of them with closed eyes.
@@NasiaseneMinore i think we see Geralt opening his eyes during the hug, so he might have closed them
I did notice that.. hurts right?
Fuck.
That hurts
I want more jaskier and ciri scenes in season 3. Those two would be hilarious together.
It makes me kind of sad and annoyed how many times he gets shrugged off by people 😞 i care for you Jaskier ❣️
Ikr ??? This makes me so angry. I hope he takes it easy, I can't survive even more pain on his shoulders
while in the books it feels great to see him respected and admired as fuck by literally everyone
Jaskier is so in love with him it's my favourite
ooooo Jaskier I’m so sad and complicated😩
Jaskier "You shut up!" best dialogue ever 😆 If Jaskier appears in S3, I hope he has a horse of his own.
Lol Geralt can’t say shit about him talking to rodents when he talks to Roach and Jaskier knows it
Roach tho :(
I'm surprised no ones talking about the nilgardians ballsac line from jaskier, it's definitely a direct nod to people calling the nilfgardians armor "ballsac armor" when the show first previewed
They really just use him to poke fun at season 1, don't they?
@@paulenan9636 They use him to make fun of everything there is cause he is easy to use when it comes to catching the watchers attention, and if you notice in the games its actually Dandelion that is narrating the story while you play it.
@@Alucard45000 true
Still upset that jaskier is still being dismissed by literally every character except for Yennefer, but at least we got a BANGER song out of it
I love how Geralt has to grab Jaskier’s clothes when he gives them to him before his bath.
That song he wrote about Geralt could literally be about anyone. “Swords and your stupid hair” It could be wonder woman you never know
If Wonder Woman was male, rode a horse, and was nicknamed Butcher. Literally, the song could be about any number of people. Anyone really.
@@notAshildr anyone. universal matters. Universal lonely male he has a lot of memories with matters. Anyone.
This comment borders strongly on r/Sapphoandherfriend vibes without quite hitting it
If Xena the warrior princess existed in the same universe, yes, why not
holy crap jaskier is buff
No. Jaskier is “cut”
1:28 I absolitely love the way he delivers this
It’s so funny it had me in tears
i'm still waiting for three minutes and thirty six minutes version
Omg I just noticed it 🤣🤣
Lies. Lies everywhere
I'm rewatching season 1 right now before I start season 2 and remembered your video of them from season 1 and went to my favorites to find it. Then I was like oh man I hope they do one for season 2 and turns out you just posted it! Incredible timing, I love these.
the video title is so chaotic 😂
Shirtless Jaskier is officially the best Jaskier.
Jaskier looks like the gay cousin of the family🤣🤣
well guess what
Or the bisexual one
I mean he is a bisexual KING
which is why he's my fave character lmao
Burn butcher burn goes so much harder than would have been necessary and I am so thankful for that
I don't know much of anything about the show except the song, but it's great even out of context
That song was the motivator for me to watch the show lol
You know when he said "you can hang a portrait on my nipples" i literally imagined very detailed😆
Dandelion was already amazing in the comics, but goddamn Jaskier is something else
geralt with jaskier is the best thing ever
Those moments of him showing up was the best thing in Season 2.
The portraits hanging thingy is hilarious, I usually say that I could cut glass with them in those kind of situations.
I loved it when they hugged I couldn't stop smiling😂
Jaskier: WE ARE FAAAMILY!! 🎶
Lambert: nO
The funniest part of this video is just
“geratl”
joey batey workout routine
Also why is no one noticing that Dandelion is ripped!
We noticed. Not enough people are talking about it. Haha
Joey got really skinny during lockdown compared feom season 1. The long coat while topless though 😍😍😍
His name is Jaskier accept it :)
@@SimGirl00 ohh yeah, these flower-names debates
0:10 That was a better imitiation than Anya and Freya put together... :D
Im having a Jaskier/Joey brainrot and i've never been happier tbh
3 minutes and 36 minutes?
And the vid is 2 minutes long.
When he was by the pound and took off his shirt😮💨
*waiting on the ten minute version* YES
I am waiting for fanfics
fujo detected alert alert
@@Ptolemeian guilty as charged
Lol why wait there are thousand already 😆
I am STILL waiting for the 10 minute version
The title got me so confused lmao
same, why is no one questioning the "three minutes and thirty six minutes" and the video is 2 minutes long 💀
sorry for my english, its not my native language 💀
''three minutes and thirty six minutes'' and its not either, its 2 minutes long
How did a straight actor pull this out?
Is joey Batey Straight? no idea. Is he a musician? yes. Well I think that answers your question
Cause he’s a god damn fucking bard my man
@@cathal3666 yeah but that lisp...
I am rewatching season 1 to understand better season 2 since I never read the book or played the game... And is totally worth it 💯 I love all of them so much
I have played the games but haven’t read the books. Although there are some points that stray, Jaskier’s relationship with Geralt remains the same. Whether that be games or the show, they are best friends.
Definitely one of my favorite duos of all time
3k expect Witcher content from you? well, and here I am randomly searching for Geralt and Jaskier and finding your vid 1 minute after you posted it. What a timing! :D
The title is kinda over-promising though ;)
I KNOW the other witcher's would have despised him ☠️✋
I think (from what I’ve seen) that book Eskel would have greatly enjoyed Jaskier’s company. Show Eskel was just all sorts of different.
@@beautifulcolors7123 strongly agree
good old jaskier the dandelion
Jaskier is like the Saul Goodman of this show
Ah yes, only fun times ahead. (all the while ignoring everything else)
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS HAHAHA
Is it bad that the only thing I'm hoping for for season 3 is Jaskier cuts his hair?
Noooo, I like his long hair
Well this show has a medieval society and long hair on men was quite common, due to the lack of hair stylists ( barber ) ... plus scissors were a costly equipment.
Aww I like it long though 😁
I hope he's not)) i find him even hotter now.
I like it long I just want them to style it better :(
GREAT. THANK YOU. I MISSED THAT.
Thank you. I needed this.
so this video was made by robots, right?
THANK YOUU
You know, I normally hate the whole bros being shipped thing with a passion in the same vain as a homosexual hates a homosexual character being shipped with the opposite sex but, and this may be the morning grogginess talking, I kinda see this one. Don't get me wrong, it's still a dumb ship, but I don't loathe it as much as I do others.
merty meh i love u
Wow😲👍
Its 2 minutes not 3 mate
You know what else its not? 36 minutes lol
HAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂
Love it!
French Jaskier is funnier
Here i said it
No one outside of France would know.
@@Jedzelex you're saying that to someone that not only is not french but is well outside of France too
@@akaededeval374 No one outside of Canada then.
@@zopiranha3871 🤷♀️personally I'm no Canadian.
Btw don't underestimate the entire global population, there's plenty of people out there that understand multiple languages, you'd be surprised
merde faut que je re regarde la saison en français mntnt
😂
where dandelion at tho
Jaskier
Dandelion its the stupid English translation they choose for jaskier
@@sebastiansuazo2734 Jaskier is a polish name that directly translates to Buttercup. You forget that he is a bard first and foremost
I found this video randomly, and here's what I'm going to say about Netflix Version of Witcher.
Mostly the second season will be mentioned.
The second season is made on..third book - Elf's blood (or maybe the name of the book is different, I dont really know) and...well, if YOU liked it then its yours choise. How I can say, the adaptation is bad. There was one character, that wasnt in books; Geralt wouldnt risk Ciri's life; Yennefer didn't lose her magic. And many, many other minuses are there.
(now it will be purely mine discontent)
Yennefer's actress. I dont know, what is her birth country, but I dont think that a female from Poland looks like this.
Sorry if I took your time and you are unhappy with my opinion
Well, why would it be important if Yennefer looked polish. She is from Aedirn and I don't think it is described anywhere, that people from Aedirn generally look like people from poland🙄
@@nonofyb like I said, it's only my opinion
@@user-cv1dz2yt6s the story and universe comes from poland and is inspired by eastern europe and asian folkore, but its absolutely not placed in poland, what the hell? and yen literally did a magic alteration which can make her look absolutely anyway she wants.
And yes she didnt lose ther powers after the battle of sodden in the books, but she did get blinded for a long time. And losing magic makes for a better story in motion picture than being blind. Which would mostly be funny i guess.
only one character that wasnt in books? how is that a bad thing? its neither good or bad, its just a matter of fact.
The show manages to tell a compelling story and has great optics. that why people love it. you are just riding the train on hating book adaptions and say "hurdidurr thats my opinion therefor you are not allowed to say anything", thats all.
@@alexandergorny3232 okay.I will keep in mind, what you said
And yet, I didn't say that you dont have your own opinion and "you're not allowed to say something"
@@user-cv1dz2yt6s i get it's your opinion, and I don't want to start a fight. But saying the book adaption is bad, because a character doesn't look polish is as nonsesical as saying "Finding Nemo is a bad movie, cause the the fish don't life in skyscrapers" yes, they don't life in skyscrapers, because the are no fish living in skyscrapers in the ocean.
Yes Yennefer doesn't look polish, because there is no poland in the world she lifes in.
In the book Yennefer is described as pale with curly raven black hair, does that sound typically polish to you?
If you would've said that the Yennefer in the books looks different in the show, and that dissapoints you that would be perfectly fine.
But saying she should look polish, when the character described in the books doesn't look polish and there is no sensical reason as to why she suddently should look polish, is just racist. So you might want to change your opinion on that.
I absolutely love Jaskier, but i can't look at him without seeing Rumplestiltskin from shrek 😭
Lol geralt legit had "oh fuck,this is why I left jaskier alone for a while" face...