jaskier being the main character in the witcher - season 2
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ต.ค. 2024
- jaskier being funny af for 7 minutes traight
SIX OF CROWS MERCH - INCLUDES SPOILERS
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Henry Cavill as Geralt of Rivia
Freya Allan as Ciri
Anya Chalotra as Yennefer
Mimi Ndiweni as Fringilla
MyAnna Buring as Tissaia
Anna Shaffer as Triss
Lars Mikkelsen as Stregobor
Joey Batey as Jaskier
Royce Pierreson as Istredd
Kim Bodnia as Vesemir
Tom Canton as Filavandrel
Basil Eidenbenz as Eskel
Yasen Atour as Coen
Graham McTavish as Dijkstra
Simon Callow as Codringher
Liz Carr as Fenn
Chris Fulton as Rience
Adjoa Andoh as Nenneke
Kevin Doyle as Ba’lian
Cassie Clare as Phillippa Eilhart
Eamon Farren as Cahir
Mecia Simson as Francesca
Paul Bullion as Lambert
Jota Castellano as Gwain
Wilson Mbomio as Dara
Mahesh Jadu as Vilgefortz
Terence Maynard as Artorius
Imogen Daines as Danica
Kristofer Hivju as Nivellen
Agnes Born as Vereena
Ania Marson as Voleth Meir
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"You're always so emotional"
*proceeds to sing a whole breakup song*
literally the biggest drama queen
The Taylor Swift of the Witcher world. Lol.
Two. Two whole breakup songs.
@@katiewright3309 Taylor Swift wishes
okay but his reunions with both yennefer and geralt were so sweet
I KNOW I CRIED😭😭😭
@@KanejBrekkdown fuggin Same
The way he just thinks it all through, and his love for Geralt wins out and he's like 'f**k it' and hugs him because, in that moment, he is happier to see his best friend than all the hurt he's dealt with.
So pure
Not as sweet as Geralt and Jaskier's reuniting in the jailcell.~ Also lovely song
"i have absolutely no recollection of any of these people" that part sent me
mood though, my memory's unbelievably shit too
Me whenever a stranger recognizes me
Almost every family reunion in a nutshell.
Hell that was me for a portion of Game of Thrones.
Me when I meet former co-workers in the office.
So baby Ciri is going to be raised by papa Geralt teaching her swords, mama Yen to teach her magic and Uncle Jaskier to teach her not to put up with either of their shit
And to play the lute
Literally 😭🤣
Best Bi Uncle
Jaskier is the chaotic and fun aunt who teaches you helpful life lessons
Or sing. Which would be cute.
The way it broke my heart when Geralt said that he, Yennefer and Ciri would help each other because what’s destined can’t be avoided. LIKE WHAT ABOUT JASKIER.. HE WAS LITERALLY TORTURED BECAUSE OF YOU AND EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE AN ASS IS STILL THERE FOR YOU!!!! Jaskier deserved better like you can see how heartbroken he is during this season and I hope that next season he gets the love and appreciation he deserves
Exactly! On top of that, of it wasn't for Jaskier, no Ciri! Like, he was the one that dragged Geralt to that banquet
Geralt and Ciri are tied together by destiny and yennifer was brought into that destiny in season one with the djin.
@@jasonbrewer6714 I know that they are linked by destiny I just find it sad that he’s excluded
Yeah and also wouldn’t Jaskier be apart of destiny too since they all met up again?!?! Plus Jaskier was there when Geralt claimed the the law of surprise. He’s VERY much apart of your destiny too Geralt!!!!
Jasker deserves the best friend award!
him being flabbergasted by yennefer hugging him though
i too would be flabbergasted if she hugged me
Same
same despite how beautiful she is
i would have the same expression like :0
when jaskier's mocking geralt and geralt looks all loved up 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
he really did look all 🥺🥺
I thought it was actually geralt talking the first time so i can confirm it was a very good impression
Its more like hes trying not to laugh, i dont understand why people ship characters that are cannonly straight
I dont change gay men in stories to ship with a girl, that would be levels of messed up
@@LilLexiVideos I’m not sure if I’d say jaskier is straight??? I mean he’s a VERY stereotypical bard and most of them are at least a bit fruity lol, also he did try to flirt with Geralt that one time and was instantly shut down akdbkshsj
And well, two characters don’t have to be anything for ppl to ship them, shipping two characters doesn’t mean you think the ship is cannon, it’s just a fun and usually harmless thing fandoms do
@@anastasiadalias1rbu i get jaskier, actually arent bards normally pan? Geralt on the other hand is 100%straight, in the books, games, and show he's love interests have been all women
We all know jaskier is the best character on the show
factssss
Worst
He carries the show
Probably why I enjoyed the second half of the season much more than the first.
@@josehinojosa9752 Exactly, the show was honestly boring until he got back into it. He was very underutilized this season
Need more of Jaskier and Yen lol Aretuza be quaking from the sheer chaos these two are emitting.
y e s !!
no but that bit at the end where he’s saying they’re a big happy family and lambert just goes “no” makes me so sad. like please jaskier is amazing and he deserves to be part of a family that loves him 😭😭
ikr??? why can’t my man be loved😭
It's normal for Lambert, his way of saying: Fuck, he's now part of this bunch that calls itself my family. :)
Lambert just lost maybe half of his Witcher brothers. Too soon Jaskier, too soon
@@_stayoung_ it’s never too soon to love jaskier 😂
That's actually one of the lines I'm the most mad about... Don't get me wrong, Jaskier had some great moments in this season but the moment he reunited with Geralt he went back to being the character that's only here to make the audience laugh.
Like, Jaskier has a brain you know. I'm pretty sure even him wouldn't be insensitive enough to talk to a stranger about family just after half of his actual family was massacred, that was just unnecessary comical relief
That "immediately gets kidnapped" got me 😂😂
Same 😂😂
Season 2 showed that, honestly Geralt and Yennefer didn’t realise or pay attention to how they treated Jaskier.
Yennefer traumatised him because of how she tried to trap a genie for her womb, and then tried to seduce him after he was traumatised.
Geralt has always treated Jaskier like a thorn in his side and did not once try to reciprocate any of the friendship.
If Jaskier wasnt a happy-go-lucky smarmy bard, he would have every right to tell them both to fuck off forever.
This is one of the few things I dislike in the show; in the books, they really are friends and Geralt has no trouble admitting it.
@@WildSpiritsCoaching yeees, the polish show also leans towards that angle for what I've seen. Really, netflix didn't need to make him act like that towards him all the time to make him seem "more mysterious and manly"
Not to mention the fact that he was in love with Geralt the whole time and Geralt treated him like trash just because his relationship ended and none of it was Jaskier's fault!
If you think about it Jaskier was responsible for all the bads and problems that happened to Geralt. For example he invited him to the Cintra feast on which Geralt asked for the child of surprise.
@@thanasisballas6393 yea thats fair. But geralt literally saw someone getting shot in the head and said ‘yea that looks fun me too’
His back gotta be mad sore from carrying the whole season💅
he was the best part, but no he didnt carry the season, almost everything in it was good
Jaskier needs a separate little series
would KILL for that
@@KanejBrekkdown xd
Oh it would be so good. Call it Jaskier's Ballads, each one ends with the song or poem he wrote inspired by the events of that episode.
But only with Joey
@@agilemind6241 I need this 😭😭
"And shove it up your - Geralt."
don't blame him for wanting to shove it up your geralt tbh
4:50 why is no one talking about how he purposefully attracts all the attention to himself so that Yennefer can run in the opposite direction without being chased. Like, he says a funny line and all, but there's so much behind it.
Now imagine if they wrote the plot to include more ppl paying attention to him properly and how much this "mere human" actually helps ...ugh this season lacks in so many ways
He called Geralt's biceps bloated, but he's looking kinda buff himself
yeah weird.
He says shit basically went downhill after geralt left but it seems he got that gym membership after Nilfgaard invaded. Must have gotten ripped because of all the women's husbands he had to fight
jaskier got jacked and i am not well about it
@@ayushibhanja yes it was weird to see the loveable bard almost as buff as the monster slayer
it makes sense, and it would also if he knew parkour, Think how many People he's had to run away so far kkkkk
"like father like daughter" PLEASE
he's not wrong tbf
When yennefer yells at him and his face is just 😳
it's so funny💀
Jaskier being treated well is my kink.
And this show kink shames all of us who have this kink
@@lawsome2068 They truly just want him to suffer
The audience wants to care for the Bard.
The writers wants to fuck over the Bard.
If season 3 is not a one man musical I'm rioting just sayin
i’m with you. jaskier or nothing for s3
JASKIER IS MY ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE I WAS WAITING FOR HIM HAHA
SAME, WHAT AN ICONIC MAN
@@KanejBrekkdown always has been, always will be
how can an character be so fucking likeable?!? Joey straight up stole season 2 despite arriving only for the second half.
Imagine if we got him better lines and side-plots and actual soft moments 🥺..... I guess getting a season out mid pandemic was already a big deal ;-;
I love how 0:18 is actually a reveal to the audience about how Yennefer truly sees Jaskier. She smiles, because she sees him as trustworthy and a genuine good person, despite all their bad blood and bickering in season 1, and so her worry about who the Sandpiper is, and what comes next, disappears.
Was sad to see that he's still treated like comic relief this season when my boy was the most mistreated character of them all 😭😭 like Ciri ignored him, the other witchers and Vesemir didn't speak to him/saw him as a nuisance and the whole "take this rock to Geralt" thing in the last ep felt like it was just to place him in the battle and make him scurry away from debris and human remains in a really weird attempt to alleviate the gravity of the situation?? Like they didn't even do the comic relief right. Like he singlehandedly helped the world see witchers differently and probably made their interactions with people a bit better, a mention of that from the others would have been nice. But no, eternally undervalued is his most consistent trait I guess. Jaskier is a well-liked part of the series (the only reason I really watch it, and I'm not alone) and there's so many reasons for him to get along with Ciri and the rest, that it just broke my heart that they gave us absolutely nothing
Yeah whoever wrote his character this season didn't do him justice ONE BIT... It's so frustrating....all the potential wasted
Yes I totally agree, it was sad he’s such an amazing character
i love him in the story. but to be honest, in real life he would annoy me like hell. i would have left him on a mountain in a heartbeat.
@@Amynity i get what you're saying, and I can honestly make that argument for Geralt and Ciri too. She irritated me SO MUCH the first season 🤦 but that's why we analyse them as characters in the story and not as real life people. And in the story Jask is supposed to be Geralt's friend
Jaskier is my favorite character in the show because of the scenes that were in this compilation
same i love him sm 😭😭
What do you mean he's not the main character?! I'm pretty sure the show's name is Jaskier and his co-stars, any plot not involving him is secondary
who’s geralt and why is he stealing jaskier’s screen time?????
@@KanejBrekkdown my thoughts exactly! Tbh I started watching the show because I saw a picture of Jaskier saying something dumb and I liked him, so🤷🏻♀️
@@arigatoxzx same. I was suggested one of these types of videos one day in April 2020 and was curious. Watched the suggested vid and a couple other fanvids and decided I needed to watch the Witcher. After watching the Witcher I decided I needed more Joey Batey, looked him up, discovered his band, and now The Amazing Devil is a close second fave, almost tied with my first fave, band.
@@katiewright3309 literally same! I’d only heard about The Witcher as this new famous show on Netflix people were talking about and I couldn’t care less about it. And then TH-cam recommended me a video that said sth like “Jaskier being a bisexual drama queen (I think? Can’t remember exactly) for ___ minutes straight” and I clicked cuz I was bored. And then immediately after I finished watching that video, I was rushing to Netflix to start watching the show because I fell in love with him and wanted to see more of him. I have Jaskier and Joey Batey to really thank for that because through them I also found some of my most favourite songs and I also started playing The Witcher 3 which ended up as my most favourite game as of now.
honestly me too!! he's the only reason I started watching the show, as his actor -- joey batey -- is in a band called the amazing devil, and I love their music very much, so when I heard that joey sang as jaskier too then I had to watch it
joey batey my beloved
Jaskier is genuinely the most enjoyable character by far man
PERFORMING AT THE VMAS
I'M DYING
am i wrong tho😭
you don't get to play damsel in distress
that's my job
it really is his job tho
Spit my coffee on that line!!!
I wanna see Jaskier sliding down that mountain 😂😂
“Oh Jaskier I’m so sad and complicated”
“Shut up Jaskier”
“You shut up!”
I love how the comic relief is 1: Appreciated and 2: _Really_ good at something.
Want magic? Yen.
Want combat? Geralt.
Want _people stuff?_ Jaskier.
His Charisma's possibly bigger than Yen's mana bar.
the yen jaskier friendship❤❤❤❤
loved it sm
I love the two actors' friendship in interviews as well. You can tell how they are so great together on screen by how they interact with each other in interviews.
God I just adore Jaskier. This fuckin sassy little bard just owns my heart. Treat him better, ya white haired wolfbrain of a witcher
He’s doing an incredible job in portraying jaskier/dandelion. Definitely one of the highlights of the show
“Drink! I need a drink! I am not having this conversation unless I’m drinking!”
I’m pretty sure I say things like that when 2 or more of my family get together
He's very articulate with his insults isn't he 😂
We deserved so much more of him, since this is basically all of his time on screen 😭 just minus the full 🔥BURNN BUTCHER BURNNN🔥
This is the compilation I sorely needed in my life! All of Jaskier’s scenes from S2 in one place - thank you!
aww glad i could help! ❤️
“You bet your….. blotted biceps she would”
comedic genius
i haven't even seen the fucking show but im obsessed w him istg all these compilations have convinced me that he is indeed the main and only character and now im sure i'll be sorely disappointed, when i'll have to watch the whole thing for six minutes of this angel
PERFORMING AT THE VMAS 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
he really was putting on the performance of his life tho
for me the best thing about this new season was the jaskier and yen duo, and i was kinda annoyed of the lack of jaskier this season, but we get what we get
This is probably 90% of his screen time. He was the best on Season 2, so sad he is only there for like 10 min
Honestly Joey Batey’s performance is one of the highlights of the series. While he is comic relief, there’s an underlying humanity of a person who wants to be loved.
Jaskier's back is probably hurting for carrying the entire show with his charm and beauty. 💕
okay but in that first clip -- the immediate shift in his voice when he says "Geralt" breaks my little heart
That was just so raw. Like, you know Geralt _really_ hurt him, & it's just deer-in-headlights moment for him.
"golden whaT??areola????" LMFAOOOO
💀💀
I'M SO HAPPY WE HAVE THE SAME INTERESTS THESE EDITS MAKE MY LIFE
FUCK YEAH BFF
"You bet your - bloated biceps-"
He was d e f i n i t e l y going to say something else there
Jaskier shirtless was so contrived but so appriciated
Yennifer hearing Jaskier from the cellar and smiling was one of my favorite parts of the season.
I knew it by the end of the first season and the second one only comfirmed. Jaskier is precious and we need to protect him no matter what.
Jaskier has the sweet side character feeling. Eskel is the "I can't believe they did him dirty, I'm salty." feeling. I'm confused what's coming next but I'm here and not planning to leave.
10/10 sass this season
yesss especially from jaskier
I just love the
“Fuck it”
True bromance right there
Honestly his chaotic way just reminds me of Klaus from The Umbrella Academy
YES!!
I wish there were more interactions between jaskier and ciri
Jaskier: “someone really didn’t like my shirt.”
Me: “thank you. Thank you. Keep your shirt off!” Lol
Love that one of Jaskier imitating Geralt then Geralt laughing almost then saying "Shut up Jaskier..."
They set up Yen and Jaskier as besties and I'm here for it I can't wait to see Yen get annoyed at Jaskier in an adorable way :DDD
"Many people have wanted to punch me in the face! NOW is your chance!" 🤣 i can't
“I have absolutely no recollection of any of these people.” - Me at literally any social event
Jaskiers impression of Geralt was the best thing I've heard 💀
When jaskir entered the final battle I lost it. "Gerelt, I have the pot- oh shit"
My favorite thing is how he wears a tuning fork as a necklace.
I adore this character and his songs and the actor is perfect and his singing is really good in my opinion
"You're the expert. How do you get blood out?"
I missed this one in the show, but I'm absolutely dying of laughter now 😂 🤣
The fact I got this notification right after I finish season 2 is incredible
WOW i was right on time, amazing😭
I watched the second season today and loved every bit with him !! He is a bare : here to bring up everyone’s spirit, tell their stories and be really compassionate with anyone, even his worst ennemies because he knows what being an outcast is and how dangerous the world can be
Jaskier is a gift and if he were real would be a national treasure
I have a lot of issues with season 2 but they seem incapable of making Jaskier anything besides amazing lol
Him and Henry literally carry the show on their backs
JASKIER IS THE SOLE REASON WHY I KEEP WATCHING THE WITCHER
*leaves*
*immediately gets kidnapped*
I should'nt have laughed so hard omg Jaskier i'm sorry 😭
I was looking forward to Jaskier and Geralt reuniting but I was pleasantly surprised by how well Jaskier and Yennefer's friendship turned out to be
Glad that Jaskier is still part of the team at the end and hoping for scenes of him and Ciri next
Jaskier is really that character you don't like at first but he grows on you, almost like getting used to a corn on the bottom of your foot you get from a previous workplace and get rid of afterwards... only to go back... oh the memories
Can't wait for his interaction with Ciri for Season 3. I mean they've met in a "not so good" moment in S2.
the fact that geralt, yennefer, and ciri can become a family is the most melting thing ive seen and the most wholesome out of the show.
"i'm so sad and complicated" this line bangs on all languages.
I enjoyed his rocking song in the tavern in his season 2 intro.
He's good comic relief in a grim, wartorn continent.
Jaskier's got the best lines - gotta love him. Nice abs, too.
"Someone didn't like shirt"
Yup that would be me. I love him shirtless.
✨The last time I woke up next to you you grabbed me by the balls and blew up the building ✨😂
I have never seen this show but this video makes me need the show
worth a watch for jaskier alone i promise
BUUUUUUUURN BUTCHER BUUUUURN
STUCK IN MY HEAD😭😭
@@KanejBrekkdown feel that xD Burn Butcher Burn and the Whoreson Prison Blues stuck in my head since the season 2 relase xD
Don’t hate on me for this, but I feel like Jaskier is the Chandler Bing of The Witcher 😂
Yess
I can see that lol
He's actually the main character for me! When I saw Witcher, I almost dnfed it but then Jaskier arrived- and I thought, whoa, this became interesting!!!
Was so happy to see him continue his chaos in this season 😍
he literally IS the main character
He has absolutely perfect comedic timing!
"Empty, lonely, power hungry she-demon" 🤣🤣🤣
Shrek and Donkey reunited!
NOT SHREK AND DONKEY 😭💀
1:20 whenever I need to get up in the morning for work
The little “fuck it” then the hug melts my heart
Jaskier is like the one weird uncle everyone tries to avoid but they talk to at family gatherings becaue if they don't he'll tell stories about the war and scare the kids
I'm still blown away by his singing talent everytime I hear him.......
Man, if it weren't for Joey and Henry, I'd have given up on the show after season 1. The writers don't know what they're doing but at least the cast is good?
This
the line delivery at 3:31 was impeccable
Justice for Gordon getting abandoned like that