Jaskier being a bi icon for 7 minutes straight (with wii music)

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  • @Kateis_
    @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2120

    Okay, let me get this straight (ha, ha). If you don't believe Jaskier to be bi, this video is not for you. Additionally, this is a headcanon, I'm not saying it's canon. For the love of all gods, stop trying to ruin everybody's fun. Thank you very much 😘
    Also I'm a queer man not a straight woman stop assuming and move onn
    And, if you don't have anything nice to say Don't. Say. It.

    • @kp-legacy-5477
      @kp-legacy-5477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Gotta admit the title got me thinking it was some sjw shit but this is actually really well made and the jokes are solid too exiting is good you used that base music template for this kind of stuff too which to me is a staple and a must have in a video like this so thanks for that one just all around good I laughed a lot

    • @sabrinaaudiotel9227
      @sabrinaaudiotel9227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Actually, I legitimately believed Jaskier's character was gay until he hired the witcher to be his bodyguard because he slept with many women

    • @Doncornuto
      @Doncornuto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@sabrinaaudiotel9227 Yeah, the show kinda butchers that aspect.

    • @MikkiManson13
      @MikkiManson13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@kp-legacy-5477 Good on you for enjoying bi content and i hope u recover from that cringy anti sjw phase soon

    • @deviantartest
      @deviantartest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I don’t care if he isn’t, his chemistry with Garalt is MORE than ship vibes AND the way he’s so devastated and quite frankly awed to see the sexy times in that one part... um... yea...

  • @quinceyclouds3208
    @quinceyclouds3208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7454

    “He says with the energy of a house wife..” I SCREAMED

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      hehe, yasss :P!!

    • @queenkathrine1420
      @queenkathrine1420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      When was that?

    • @kriaallison
      @kriaallison 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@queenkathrine1420 3:38

    • @jodoodlyboi2963
      @jodoodlyboi2963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cool profile picture :)

    • @lottiewright7674
      @lottiewright7674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Translation: I blew air really hard out my nose 😂

  • @arialarsen4543
    @arialarsen4543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5303

    He really is just a dramatic, bi theatre kid

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Absolutely 100%!!

    • @4rs0n1sm
      @4rs0n1sm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      High school au bi theatre kid falls in love with angry joth??

    • @aliceswayer9979
      @aliceswayer9979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      thats why i relate to him so much

    • @ronanbest6037
      @ronanbest6037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@aliceswayer9979 good to know I'm not alone :D

    • @riverzin666
      @riverzin666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      As a dramatic bi theatre Kid, I agree

  • @coatgoat5462
    @coatgoat5462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8538

    Jaskier. Bard. Concerned husband. Annoyed house wife. Bi icon. Chaotic disaster. WE LOVE ONE BI BARD IN THIS HOUSEHOLD.

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      WE DO LOVE ONE BI BARD, YES!!!!!!

    • @Eli-nv9zo
      @Eli-nv9zo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I stand for your profile picture. Our boy Tulio!

    • @AlephSharp
      @AlephSharp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I mean... I don't know about you, but I love many a bi bard. But yes, Jaskier is definitely one of them.

    • @carysjl846
      @carysjl846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You forgot drunk mother.

    • @justme-et3sr
      @justme-et3sr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Would a bi icon be called a bicon?

  • @BEEDRILL303
    @BEEDRILL303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4220

    Why does the Wii music make everything 100x funnier ?

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      It really does!!

    • @jamieg2427
      @jamieg2427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Kateis_ Can you slow the text down pls? Thanks.

    • @kriaallison
      @kriaallison 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      wii music makes almost anything thats already funny 100x funnier
      also I found this one if you havent watched it th-cam.com/video/dctEP1hXcPY/w-d-xo.html

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@jamieg2427 3 tips to enjoy this kind of videos:
      1) video speed: You can click the cogwheel on the bottom right and just turn down the speed.
      2) timeline hops: By using the left and right arrows, or the keys J and L (on a german keyboard at least, pretty sure it's the same on any other), you can jump 5 seconds earlier or later in the video. Especially useful in long videos where clicking the timeline doesn't have this precision.
      3) Frame select: By pausing and pushing the "." key, you can make the video unwind frame by frame.
      Make good use of this power, my friend.

    • @jamieg2427
      @jamieg2427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@NWolfsson Thanks very much. I knew about the first two tips, though I didn't know J/L work as well; I won't have to leave the home row anymore, which is lovely. The "." frame by frame is golden though. Usually I watch leisurely TH-cam videos on my phone. For technical videos, however, I use my computer, and the frame by frame will be a game changer. Thank you again!

  • @vm6615
    @vm6615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2246

    i have yet to finish the season but "the last thing i want is someone needing me" "and yet here we are" IS THE MOST ROMANTIC THING IVE EVER HEARD AND YALLR TELLING ME THIS ISNT CANON

    • @vm6615
      @vm6615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      going into that scene i was like "surely its all subtext theres probably nothing to it" but Damn Thats Gay

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      It's hella gay!!! That scene killed me in one shot XD

    • @smlbean7752
      @smlbean7752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Ohh i thought he said "the last thing i want is someone EATING me" 😂

    • @leonewashere
      @leonewashere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Legit the gayest of the gay

    • @Ardo2327
      @Ardo2327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Not to mention when Jaskier suggested they run away together to the coast???

  • @Maurenriques
    @Maurenriques 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2393

    Jeskier, a truly Bi Icon, living the bi agenda:
    Falling instantly in love with every girl he sees and also this one hunk who will absolutely stress him to death

    • @sarasthoughts
      @sarasthoughts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      This is the most relatable thing in the world

    • @gabrielmendes3767
      @gabrielmendes3767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Ah yes, the commandment number one of the magic beast that is the bi man. I never in my life encounter such a perfect description as this one

    • @QuoobThang
      @QuoobThang 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As a bi guy I agree with this.

    • @vprince1173
      @vprince1173 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Perfectly incapsulating the bi experience

  • @skullsandbones666
    @skullsandbones666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1555

    Yen: Hi this is my husband Geralt....and this is my husband's boyfriend Jaskier....

  • @carysjl846
    @carysjl846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3424

    No truly straight person has ever said "lovely bottom." Not one.

    • @YTistooannoying
      @YTistooannoying 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      You've not met a british man have you?

    • @carysjl846
      @carysjl846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@YTistooannoying Nah. I live here... unfortunately.

    • @fortie6902
      @fortie6902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      As soon as a straight person says it, their sexuality changes. Thus, it is impossible to be straight while saying the phrase “lovely bottom”.
      Matter of fact, I became bi after saying it just now.

    • @fortie6902
      @fortie6902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Has Henry Cavill always been so dreamy?

    • @noahrohman840
      @noahrohman840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@fortie6902 I'm currently sitting alone but I can't say it. This is the best test to see your sexualite

  • @xraikou8508
    @xraikou8508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3347

    Joey Batey just walked onto the set like
    "Right imma give the gays all they want"

    • @yuko6794
      @yuko6794 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      he loves us dearly and we return the emotion 😩💅

  • @talynhastime9343
    @talynhastime9343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +851

    “This pose is not straight”. 10 seconds in and I’m screaming.

  • @RMills646
    @RMills646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2561

    Not sure why but the really high pitched "Short of a marble" at the start of the video keeps making me laugh

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      It's legit my fave part of the video!! XD

    • @whknws9595
      @whknws9595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      he sounds like peppa pig

    • @Hana-yu1fj
      @Hana-yu1fj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I wasn't expecting it and I choked

    • @kailyn3347
      @kailyn3347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I legit cackled and scared my dog. 😅🤣

    • @deceitfulhero1723
      @deceitfulhero1723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And the fisheye effect on Geralt in the bath tub looking askance at Jaskier made me lose it.😂

  • @TheMangakaOtakuLife
    @TheMangakaOtakuLife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5633

    As a bi person i can confirm that Jaskier is both bi AND an icon.

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Yasss!!!!

    • @DaemonInWhite
      @DaemonInWhite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      A bicon, one might say

    • @heatherb.72
      @heatherb.72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@DaemonInWhite Damn, beat me to it:D

    • @DaemonInWhite
      @DaemonInWhite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@heatherb.72 I assure you, it was ..... Bi accident 😉

    • @caesars.bubbles
      @caesars.bubbles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      As a bi person as well I agree

  • @AnimeAmimatorMizore
    @AnimeAmimatorMizore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2732

    LOLOLOL "Geralt's Inner Thoughts: He's being very gay today." That text killed me.
    Edit: I will be so upset if we don't get 80% more Jaskier-Geralt interactions next season. SOOO upset.

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      That was one of my faves!! Glad it killed ya ;) :P

    • @koktepoteter
      @koktepoteter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      We Need more jaskier and geralt in our lives

    • @justme-et3sr
      @justme-et3sr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Judging by the books and games... They are friends when Geralt is taking care of Ciri, since Jaskier both saw her when she grew up to be an adult, but also had recollection of her from her younger days.

    • @eliamagrinelli517
      @eliamagrinelli517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Can't wait until they get into "Baptism of Fire" material

    • @LB0206
      @LB0206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      1:43

  • @Yasmim-op5by
    @Yasmim-op5by 4 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    jaskier inner thoughts:
    1) OMG he's alive!
    2) am i into this?
    3) oh gods i'm into this
    4) GUESS THIS IS A NEW KINK FOR ME NOW

  • @juliewasnthere
    @juliewasnthere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +853

    "Do Witchers ever retire?" (in his mind) "Because I want to live with you in a little house in a forest with a kid whom I sing lullabies to while you get us some fresh meat from a deer and you teach our kid how to slay monsters while I sing songs about us and our stories to them and then when they're famous I can sing songs about them."
    Edit: Conclusion, they're both two bi messes who are needlessly pining after each other, one can just express his emotions better while the other has too many walls put up.

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      YASSS!!! You have his inner thoughts DOWN :PP!!!!

    • @darkiplier110
      @darkiplier110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I can neither confirm nor deny any of this being true... I will, however, confirm that at the time I had found many peaceful little forest clearings that just so happen to be the perfect place for a cottage...

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well hello, Jaskier, that's really interesting!!! Where abouts were these little forest clearings??

    • @darkiplier110
      @darkiplier110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Normally, I would not hesitate to say. But after everything, I would prefer to keep that to myself. My own little comfort place, you know?

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ah, I understand. I'm very sorry for asking. I hope you find comfort in that for many days to come

  • @Maurenriques
    @Maurenriques 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Jeskier: does anything
    me, immediately: the council has decided this is bi culture

  • @decentgrocerybag4003
    @decentgrocerybag4003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5748

    Thank you for acknowledging he’s not straight nor gay. He’s a bisexual queen

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      He's so biii!!!! And i love my bi disaster queen :PP

    • @Overkill233
      @Overkill233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@Kateis_ too he honest, I would totally see that, considering THIS IS Jaskier/Dandelion

    • @decentgrocerybag4003
      @decentgrocerybag4003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Jack McLean I know we both have a struggle to get representation but this one is ours, you can fight me with all the pans in the world.

    • @LoveLee_Dreamer
      @LoveLee_Dreamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@decentgrocerybag4003 I think Pan was more a reference to the flute. The Pan Flute. Which a bard might play.

    • @decentgrocerybag4003
      @decentgrocerybag4003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Elfin Dreamer ...Wait no that’s really smart oh fuck

  • @leer7969
    @leer7969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    The only thing I care about is Geralt going "Jaskier, you're okay" in that FOND tone of his...

  • @4rs0n1sm
    @4rs0n1sm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2647

    Lets be honest if your bard character isnt bicoded what are you even doing??

    • @skullsandbones666
      @skullsandbones666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      I mean even in the games he almost fell for a drag queen🤣 He has to be bi like COME ON

    • @4rs0n1sm
      @4rs0n1sm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@skullsandbones666 oh i remember that lmao

    • @CharlieCat18
      @CharlieCat18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      As a bard myself (teifling specifically) I can confirm most bards are chaotic Bi’s 😂

    • @konnichibeaucoup4089
      @konnichibeaucoup4089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      ...writing canon bi bards?

    • @4rs0n1sm
      @4rs0n1sm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@konnichibeaucoup4089 thats the only valid answer to this question

  • @ashleyanne929
    @ashleyanne929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    “Bi hand gesturing” “bi flailing” “confused bi sounds” this feels like an attack and im not okay

    • @shoutarho6081
      @shoutarho6081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I'm in this post and I don't like it

  • @o0Avalon0o
    @o0Avalon0o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    4:38 That surprisingly accurate Geralt internal voice text made me lol
    "Let's bottle that up"

  • @icyside123
    @icyside123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3225

    Is Jaskier gay or European... find out on the next season of The Witcher!

  • @Sydride98
    @Sydride98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    Jaskier's inner thoughts after "new kink":
    "He's a bottom thank GOD"

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      YES

    • @asliceofcake7941
      @asliceofcake7941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Does that imply that he's happy geralt's not pining on yen but rather the one being pinned?

  • @melliegautreaux1677
    @melliegautreaux1677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    i forgot how strained he sounded when he said “bread in his pants” and the first time i watched it i was laughing too hard and missed him actually putting bread in his pockets..... and it was a very different experience for me

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      omfg XD That's great!

    • @namelessbard2124
      @namelessbard2124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Well, if I’d missed the “literally putting literal bread into his pants” I can quite vividly imagine how my mind would interpret it lmao

  • @Heatdeath21st
    @Heatdeath21st 4 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    It wouldn't be 7 minutes straight now would it.🤣

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      YOU'RE SO RIGHT!!! I might as well change it to 7 minutes bi but then it wouldn't make sense XD Can't believe I walked into that trap!!! XDDD

    • @maladroit5581
      @maladroit5581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@Kateis_ seven minutes slightly curved?

    • @AlephSharp
      @AlephSharp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Kateis_ 7 minutes of zig-zagging? 7 minutes of waffling? 7 minutes of loopty-loops?

    • @luisaramos6862
      @luisaramos6862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      7 minutes... bi lol thought the same thing

    • @zauberholz8357
      @zauberholz8357 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      7 minutes bent

  • @TheJakobRose
    @TheJakobRose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    the "not a straight man" blinking took me tf out

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I hadddd to do it!!! That whole gesturing thing he did in that scene, just, no straight man would ever XDD

    • @xraikou8508
      @xraikou8508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Kateis_ you could still change it into "not very much straight"

  • @Uyhn26
    @Uyhn26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    That "who knows, maybe someone out there would want you" "and yet, here we are" part is so romantic idk why lol.

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It isss!!! it killssss

  • @AsronomyMoe
    @AsronomyMoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "Should I tell him? No, let's bottle it up." Is the most Geralt series of words I've ever seen.

  • @brennabrodbeck5183
    @brennabrodbeck5183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Then what happened?
    He died.
    Ehh he’s fine

  • @dreamychelle
    @dreamychelle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    me, a bi girl that does a lot of hand gestures while talking: *insert jaskier after geralt told him his singing is like a pie with no filling*

    • @madalice5134
      @madalice5134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same here. And the head tilt as well. I think it might hardcoded into the chaotic bi dna in us. 😂

  • @kathylennerds750
    @kathylennerds750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +748

    I'm offended and called out for I, a bi disaster myself, also do a lot of unnecessary hand gestures and head tilting.

    • @mercyfabian4885
      @mercyfabian4885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Is there a bi smooth as butter? Or are all bi people under the disaster category? :-)

    • @Roseforthethorns
      @Roseforthethorns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I truly never realized I do this. The hands and the head tilt. Omg. I’m in good company with this wonderful bi disaster.

    • @Greek_Valkyrie
      @Greek_Valkyrie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I do the head tilt and hand thing too. I'd say I'm a disaster. I'm just as bad as poor Jaskier is at flirting.

    • @kriaallison
      @kriaallison 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mercyfabian4885 if you can find one lemme know

    • @Ano_nimowa
      @Ano_nimowa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Good lord, im so happy im not alone😂

  • @SolrSurfr3
    @SolrSurfr3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    He is the bi icon we deserve. He is a bicon.

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yassss a bicon!!!!

    • @schattenvolkofficial1121
      @schattenvolkofficial1121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Kateis_ Why does that sound like a mix of a unico(r)n 🦄 and a bacon ... 🥓 🤔🤔🤔😆😂😳

  • @ItsYaBoiV
    @ItsYaBoiV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Let's be real, Jaskier is the best thing about this show.

  • @lucasfraczek4320
    @lucasfraczek4320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Geralt: It's like ordering a pie and finding it has no filling...
    Jaskier: Ö

  • @εὐδαιμονία-φ4ε
    @εὐδαιμονία-φ4ε 4 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    Jaskier is the bi diva we all love 😭😂😂😂

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yasss!!! He is!!!!

  • @deceitfulhero1723
    @deceitfulhero1723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    The fisheye effect on Geralt in the bath tub looking askance at Jaskier made me lose it.😂

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Glad ya liked that!!! :D

    • @igorgracchia5788
      @igorgracchia5788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Kateis_ dude, honestly, been years since I had such a hard laugh. Masterful

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ha, glad I could make ya laugh! :D

  • @loptrlaufeyjarson7628
    @loptrlaufeyjarson7628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    Whoever gave this one dislike is just jealous they can’t be as fabulous as jaskier. Hims precious. he needs a flower crown.

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Oh he deffo needs a flower crown!!

    • @micaylasnyder223
      @micaylasnyder223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The dislike is from yennefer. She’s jealous she can’t have as great of a connection with Geralt.

    • @mariebourgot4949
      @mariebourgot4949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@micaylasnyder223 Both the relationships are good, no need to undermine one to uplift the other.

    • @loptrlaufeyjarson7628
      @loptrlaufeyjarson7628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@justinring3235 I've read all the books and played the games as well. But it doesn't negate the fact that in many ways, Dandelion is precious, And needs a flower crown lol.

    • @micaylasnyder223
      @micaylasnyder223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mariebourgot4949 Dude relax it's a joke lol

  • @griffinraynor8425
    @griffinraynor8425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    It's all fun and games until Jaskier piningly asks Geralt to run away with him (aka just stay with him for any prolonged amount of time) and Geralt breaks his heart instead :c

    • @bard4885
      @bard4885 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks mate 😂💀

  • @awfulwisdoms
    @awfulwisdoms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    as a bi person who is DEEPLY in love with jaskier.... i feel real called out. the hand gestures, facial expressions, and patterns of speech........... the video hits a little to close to home, friend

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jaskier is calling everyone out by being aggressively bi :PPP

  • @Ziaberry
    @Ziaberry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    I need a Jaskier, where can I get one

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Me tooooo!!!!

    • @darkiplier110
      @darkiplier110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Its actually surprising simple. Three easy steps. First, you need to be the silent brooding type. Give your Jaskier ample opportunity to talk and sing to his heart's content. Secondly, you need to make sure you can only communicate in grunts and small simple sentences. This allows your Jaskier to interpret what he likes (side effects may include your Jaskier being turned on by excessive grunting and "hmm"ing). And lastly, this is the most important step; be a big scary witcher that could break your Jaskier like a toothpick but also be kind and respectful to those that deserve it. Process can be quickened by gifting your Jaskier an elven lute that once belonged to an elven prince after getting kidnapped and being bound together

    • @agent._.mothman
      @agent._.mothman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I am a jaskier to the majority of people I know

    • @cupidsvolume7331
      @cupidsvolume7331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@agent._.mothman same

    • @ErinEpps
      @ErinEpps 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@darkiplier110 gods you're great.

  • @shanouboubou
    @shanouboubou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    I think a bi or pansexual Jaskier could be interesting, his character doesn't need to revolve about his sexual orientation but I would love to see the adaption goes this way. Hell showing that two dudes can be friends even if one is bi or gay would be awesome.

    • @cryptosporidium1375
      @cryptosporidium1375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      shanouboubou agreeable as sexuality doesn’t give much to the character.

    • @weneeville7491
      @weneeville7491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      louder for the homies in the baCK-

    • @oliviadoyle3623
      @oliviadoyle3623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I don't think it needs to be canonically confirmed to make it true. We all know Jaskier is bi as Hell.

    • @justhjon2217
      @justhjon2217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Say it louder, please

    • @notabot7973
      @notabot7973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Pansexual? Guess that old woman ain't getting her pan back

  • @rachelarmstrong5415
    @rachelarmstrong5415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Netflix can try to push the “Jaskier is straight” narrative all they want, but I will never buy into it

    • @ariaa.9428
      @ariaa.9428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Pretty sure both Netflix and Joey want Buttercup to be bi

    • @colincampbell9553
      @colincampbell9553 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nope both of them are saying he’s straighy

  • @lalalucy9497
    @lalalucy9497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    tbh if I had a friend that looked and acted like Geraldt, I would be like Jaskier too - a bi person

  • @Spineless-Lobster
    @Spineless-Lobster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    No one:
    Jaskier’s bi hand gestures: ✋👉👈👌👍👊👋🖖🤟🖐🤲👏

  • @vivivicc2657
    @vivivicc2657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    he's literally the embodiment of chaotic bi.

  • @ungabungasaed3903
    @ungabungasaed3903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Jaskier: *moves
    Kateis: *B I*

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He just moves in such a BI way

  • @InuShiek
    @InuShiek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Omg the "this is pain" text when he says "You don't want to keep a man with bread in his pants waiting" has killed me. I am dead. Cackling in my grave

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      rippp :PPP

  • @momokosawada
    @momokosawada 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1380

    This is the treasure. And for all the straight people yelling book!Dandelion or game!Dandelion are not like this blablabla no one give a shit this is Netflix!Jaskier we love this bi/pan icon and disaster just accept it and leave for god's sake and kateis you and jaskier are both sweet pies god bless you

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Just wanna say thank you for defending the video :)!!
      And to anyone who wants to leave a bad take here-- Don't. :)

    • @PapagenoDispo
      @PapagenoDispo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      book!dandelion shares shirts with geralt.

    • @momokosawada
      @momokosawada 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kateis_ you're very welcome my dear

    • @momokosawada
      @momokosawada 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@PapagenoDispo yeah and they also share one bed. Even labelled as a typical womanizer doesn't mean a character is homophobic or "the straightest man alive", especially for a hopeless romantic, they don't draw a boundary line for their sexuality. I could write an essay on this but don't wanna ruin the comment section so just want to make it simple and straightforward: Netflix adaption is slightly different than the one in book/game, which means non-gamer/non-reader audience could have different understandings. Instead of wasting time persuading everyone jaskier is "straightest man alive" they better Google how to delete someone else's youtube video

    • @Call-me-Al
      @Call-me-Al 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I would love him (and Geralt) being bi, just not canon with each other in the tv show. I need more queer dudes being besties/family without sex nor romance in mainstream shows!
      I really hope they would make Geralt hook up with some other witcher, or having had a sexual history with some other witcher in the past. Caville wouldn't even have to make out with anyone, just a throwaway reference would be great.
      I know Ciri will be gay, but I would love it if Geralt could be bi. I bloody love Jaskier and Geralt slashfics, but I don't want it to be canon. I need mainstream main characters who are queer without being queer for the sake of letting the main characters hook up.

  • @CelestialDraconis
    @CelestialDraconis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The B in Bard stands for Bi. I have spoken.

  • @dontsubtome817
    @dontsubtome817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    If someone told me I had 7 minutes to live I would play this video

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yasss :D!!

  • @lacountess
    @lacountess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Netflix has the opportunity to represent one of the most underrepresented orientations in the media. I hope they take it and make it official in season 2.

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yass!! I hope so too so badly!!

    • @rottingnothing3438
      @rottingnothing3438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@Kateis_ it's quite risky, cuz in books nothing was confirmed and if netflix actually did it, then "tRuE" fans might get angry lol (just like about black cast)

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      It would just be cool to have a not straight character in a sea of 'straight' ones, no matter if it's risky or not. But sadly, we don't live in the right time for all that yet

    • @lacountess
      @lacountess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@rottingnothing3438 The tRuE fans are already up in arms because Triss and Fringilla are not the same color as in the video games (fun fact: the video games are also not precisely following the books.) The worse that could happen is that they would become a bit more bitchy.
      There's only one reason I may hesitate wanting Jaskier to be openly bi and that is the fact that he is canonically promiscuous and sleeps around with married women. I'm not sure the bisexual community needs that stereotype to be perpetuated.

    • @visnn3840
      @visnn3840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      ...Ciri is confirmed bi in the books and they were written in the 90s, I'm sure netflix will stick to that

  • @geekyone7434
    @geekyone7434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    This is canon and I love it

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yasssss!!!!!!!!!

    • @credendovides20
      @credendovides20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      We need even more canon in the Second Season though XD

    • @geekyone7434
      @geekyone7434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ryanbrown4053 Jaskier being a bi icon :)

    • @geekyone7434
      @geekyone7434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ryanbrown4053 he's bi, and an icon, and an icon for bi people
      are you even paying attention

    • @geekyone7434
      @geekyone7434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ryanbrown4053 okay lol
      it's canon bc i say so and there's no evidence to disprove it in the show

  • @frogmonster.mp4
    @frogmonster.mp4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    we just gonna ignore that part where jaskier defends someone with his lute?

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tbh, we absolutely shouldn't XD

  • @GavnerWinterLuver
    @GavnerWinterLuver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Someone: jaskier do you like boys or girls Jaskier: yes

  • @unnatural6edq
    @unnatural6edq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Yes, my bi-disaster Jaskier! THIS IS PURE GOLD!!! EDIT: btw, I have watched this I don't know *how* many times, but I love it each and every time, thank you SO MUCH

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you!!! He is suchhh a bi disaster isn't he? :P

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I saw your edit just now and ;sldjgdfjhgdfghkljfgkjhlf!!!!!! Wow, I'm so humbled! Thank you! I'm glad you enjoy it enough to watch it more than once :D!!!!

    • @friday8644
      @friday8644 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      a ..... bisaster?
      aight I'll see myself out

  • @gark5701
    @gark5701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    He looks like a powerful sorcerer with those casts and hand gestures

  • @analuciasoares9585
    @analuciasoares9585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When I was playing an mmo rpg with a friend, I once said a quote that may fit here
    "The Bard is ALWAYS bisexual, I don't make the rules, I just do the singing"

  • @C.K.Is.Watching
    @C.K.Is.Watching 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Jaskier is such a cutie pie and bi queen of course!

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yassss!!!!

  • @Kateis_
    @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Wow homophobes/biphobes really like clicking on this video. A video that is not for them. Please move on along and stop leaving your unwanted bigotry here

    • @jazzmyn3018
      @jazzmyn3018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      More like bi-go-try it somewhere else sis...I’m sorry I’ll just...I’ll just go

    • @Idk-dm9zg
      @Idk-dm9zg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      what are you talking about? there is nobody like this in the comments

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's because I delete their comments to keep the comment section safe from bigotry

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I just don't want people like that in my comment section. I don't want to see it, and I don't want others who just wanna look through the comments to have a laugh to see it either

    • @cc.8805
      @cc.8805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Idk-dm9zg I greatly appreciate the fact that the creator deletes the bigoted comments because no matter how happy these videos may make me, when I see bigoted comments against them about how we're dumb for liking it or thinking it'll ever happen or "why can't 2 guys ever be straight anymore" the sadness can get to me very deeply and make me feel a fool for liking them together, leading to me not reading the fanfica about them and leaving me in a sad state for the rest of the day because I feel foolish and overall just sad and depressed even though I vehemently defend LGBT+, gay ships, and fanfiction and know in my heart it is not wrong. It hurts my heart to see things like this and send me back to the depression I try so hard to repress. You can find bigotry on any other Geralt/Jaskier video and, honestly, any video of The Witcher. Safe spaces are incredibly important, especially to minorities. Thank you, Kateis for doing so.

  • @emilyjoyDIYManiac
    @emilyjoyDIYManiac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    5:26 bread in his pants
    This is pain
    That's ironic cuz pain is bread in french haha

    • @pagesinked
      @pagesinked 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      jdjdkkfkfkg omg i didnt even realise XDD

  • @Лада-г1ж
    @Лада-г1ж 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    BI KING BI KING BI KING THANK YOU!!!

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YESSSS

  • @jungtothehuimang
    @jungtothehuimang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I'm sorry but Joey Batey IS Jaskier I can't imagine anyone but him being Jaskier this got me crying

  • @t3ras74
    @t3ras74 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    THE BI HAND GESTURING IS THE MOST RELATABLE THING EVER WTF

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ahaha Im glad!!!

  • @wassa3152
    @wassa3152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    netflix jaskier is the disaster bi that falls in love with the straight boys and the lesbians and you cant change my mind

    • @FaultAndDakranon
      @FaultAndDakranon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    • @friday8644
      @friday8644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      why would I want to when you're so obviously correct

  • @HouseHermit
    @HouseHermit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Knowing you're already bi, but seeing the same gestures and weird standing poses that Jaskier does that you also do and rediscovering that... omgs, guys I think I'm bi :Oc

  • @merrituber1
    @merrituber1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Hes the jack harkness of the show 💗

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YASSS YOU ARE RIGHT

    • @theamvgirlx
      @theamvgirlx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LITERALLY

    • @SingingSealRiana
      @SingingSealRiana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He realy is not, noway as epic or sucsessful, but yeah, totaly omnisexual and bold in his advances

  • @IrisGlowingBlue
    @IrisGlowingBlue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love all of this, particularly the person next to Jaskier at 2:16 who also looks in like "Well Damn that's something I've seen now we gotta gO"

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes sdfjgjdhsfghj Thank you for watching :D!

  • @plestrange511
    @plestrange511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    I haven't even seen the witcher but i love this 😁

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Im glad you enjoyed even though you haven't seen the show :D!!! It's totally worth the watch!!

    • @aceofspades3667
      @aceofspades3667 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd be reduced to grunts too if I met a Jaskier

  • @theillusionaryone
    @theillusionaryone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I have found the character I officially relate to the most, my man Jaskier out here

  • @loyaultemelie7909
    @loyaultemelie7909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I think I've rewatched this video over 25 times now, I can't get over it.

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh wow, thanks for watching :D

  • @ultimamonstrum
    @ultimamonstrum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I watched this the unholy amount of times already

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fgfglkjh I'm glad :D

  • @olgacale2282
    @olgacale2282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Am I the only one who was watching this 7 minutes long video for probably half an hour or even more? Because I had to rewatch every single scene several times because THEY WERE BRILLIANT

  • @stephwiller9089
    @stephwiller9089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Damn, now I wanna go back and rewatch season 1. Jaskier wasn't in season 2 enough.

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So trueeee, it felt like there just wasn't enough of him, I crave more, give me him in every episode pleaseeee

    • @flootzavut30daychallenge
      @flootzavut30daychallenge ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm pretty sure they could release 8 hours of Jaskier being, you know, Like That™ and I'd still be like "there wasn't enough Jaskier 😢"

  • @olgacale2282
    @olgacale2282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I love Jaskier's inner thoughts when he looked at Gerlat and Yen having sex. You totally nailed it!

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yay!! :D

  • @oliviapng
    @oliviapng 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    its the way how he basically wrote a whole breakup song in s2 about geralt

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah right?! A whole damn angry breakup song with a bittersweet end, it's so clear what's going on there sdfjhjhsg

  • @nicolebragg1171
    @nicolebragg1171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I'm crying because as a bisexual I do those types of hand gestures WAY too often.

  • @caseyandrew5930
    @caseyandrew5930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Bonus points for the "life is pain" flavor text accompanying the bread in pants line because the French word for bread is pain. :P

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      xkdkkd i still cant believe i did that accidentally!! :P

  • @asurathephoenix3401
    @asurathephoenix3401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    NOT JASKIER WRITING A BREAK UP SONG ABT HIM N GERALT IN SEASON TWO IM CRYINGGGGG

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      YEAH RIGHT AAAH

  • @ilyanemuno5427
    @ilyanemuno5427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Jaskier is a truly kind and loyal friend but he also wants to smash so bad lmao

    • @wandanemer2630
      @wandanemer2630 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I actually want that in someone.

  • @Jajang2632
    @Jajang2632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I always got annoyed trying to pause the video to find the small millisecond messages, until i just realized i can slow down the video, but once i did i got Bathing Geralt Speaking to me in slow motion, i don't know what to think anymore

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amazing 😂

    • @aliciawhite6866
      @aliciawhite6866 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh no I did the exact same thing and I have forgot how to take off slow motion now everything is in slow motion help

  • @MorganeLainard
    @MorganeLainard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Jaskier might be straight in the books but in the show there's no way he's not bi/pan

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes!

  • @brandig7759
    @brandig7759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Every time "bi hand gestures" or "bi head tilt" flashed on screen I was wheezing

  • @leonewashere
    @leonewashere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    referring to his gestures as “bi hand gestures” is a personal attack on me and I wasn’t ready

  • @darkman14563
    @darkman14563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In the game dandelion did get frisky with a elven cross dresser who also happens to be either his tailor or something

  • @lbow5479
    @lbow5479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jaskier, a classic bi
    -dramatic
    -unable to stand normally
    -a disaster
    -trying his best anyway

  • @Saraqael
    @Saraqael 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I would like to thank you for the top notch meme material with the "slightly deranged chuckling" bit lol fantastic video

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you :D!!!

  • @alexiggutierrez
    @alexiggutierrez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    he's the musical theater student of the Witcher universe, of course he's bi

  • @cleargreyskies
    @cleargreyskies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You know what? This might just be the thing that makes me give the show a chance and watch it.

    • @cleargreyskies
      @cleargreyskies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and it was

    • @dumplingdumpling2205
      @dumplingdumpling2205 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cleargreyskies Did you end up liking it?

    • @cleargreyskies
      @cleargreyskies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dumplingdumpling2205 It wasn't bad, but I did not care about any of the characters (except for Renfri, and well...), so I finished season 1, which took me 1.5 years, and did not continue. I wish I liked it more though, the "hype" seemed a lot of fun!

    • @dumplingdumpling2205
      @dumplingdumpling2205 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cleargreyskies ooo then you might like the fanworks more. No judgement, some people only engage with fan content and not the actual canon work. Plenty of fics to browse through on AO3.

  • @StariingDown
    @StariingDown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Geralt's concerned head tilt at 3:17 just kills me every time

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      sameee

  • @philupdeluxed4873
    @philupdeluxed4873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jaskier does ANYTHING.
    Creater of this video: "bi 'instert anything here'"

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, what of it?

  • @megglark
    @megglark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This video is one of my favorite on the internet 😂
    Immaculate bi energy at its finest 👌🏻

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glad you enjoyed!! :)

  • @caesars.bubbles
    @caesars.bubbles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I'm going to use Jaskier as a bi role model and act more like him to appear more Bi™ and get some Ladies™ as well as Boys™

    • @megalunalexi5601
      @megalunalexi5601 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      eyyyy same

    • @mariebourgot4949
      @mariebourgot4949 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Minus the slutshaming I hope (with Yennefer).

    • @FaultAndDakranon
      @FaultAndDakranon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mariebourgot4949 I think that was just jealousy. He's not usually like that.

  • @mursisagoof
    @mursisagoof 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    thank you for the accuracy of this video!

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eee, thanks for watching :D!!

  • @thanku_next
    @thanku_next 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As someone of the bi species I can confirm he is indeed one of us and season 2 was hilarious

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yessss!!!

  • @asterischuchmann686
    @asterischuchmann686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    " ... sailed, wrecked and sunk to the bottom of the ocean" - that bump from Geralt ! :-D

  • @ynsp613
    @ynsp613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    No but honestly, he gives bi vibes even in the books
    (btw I recommend them to y'all)

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So trueeee, the subtext has always been thereee

  • @NobtheBuilder_
    @NobtheBuilder_ ปีที่แล้ว +3

    THIS AGED LIKE A FINE WINE

  • @nic5987
    @nic5987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Sailed wrecked and sunk to the bottom of the ocean *ow*

  • @CeruleanSun
    @CeruleanSun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is the hardest I've laughed so far in 2020. Thank you for putting together this video that has cheered my right up in these strange times!!!

    • @Kateis_
      @Kateis_  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Awww glad the video made you laugh!!!!