Actually, you ARE pretty badly injured if you're couching up a cascade of blood like that... It means that your inner organs have ruptured and you probably need medical treatment... a lot sooner than they ever did. In fact, did they ever go to a doctor?
0:46 I kept forgetting this is the only time that Emerald Splash actually hit someone without getting deflected throughout part 3 Edit: Dio and Polnareff too..thanks replies
Benington actually, Jotaro had put some thick-ass books under his jacket and hat so they took most of the damage. The blood (yes, it is much but so is it always in jojo and in anime generally) from his forehead could have been the result of just the tip of the knife cutting him a bit. I'm pretty sure his brain was left unharmed.
If you call being able to take a fan propeller directly in the shoulder and not flinch regular what are you? Are we also gonna ignore Jotaro had multiple broken bones ,stab wounds, probably a concussion, ptsd, and a ( Minor ) gunshot wound (even if the bullet didn't Pierce it probably did a lot of damage from the shock itself) after his fight with Dio, he gets in a plane with no casts or anything and rides home all in one day. What I mean to say is Jotaro is WAAAAY more durable than a regular human should be.
@@isabellejoestar2455 yes but he still had to tank all of that before reviving Joseph. During that time he should have died from blood loss or blunt force trauma.
Jotaro is clearly more durable than the average adult, he's already famous for never losing a fight (even before he got his stand), toying and destroying his opponents, claiming most of them were still in the hospitals. 4 broken bones don't seem like a lot to endure for 10 minutes.
@@isabellejoestar2455surviving 10 minutes with 4 broken bones while a bloodlusted vampire with superpowers is trying to kill you seems like a lot. Keep in mind the guy was walking around using everything as if it wasn't fractured let's not even mention Jotaro was probably bleeding a lot from those knifles, being thrown through fucking buildings, and was dropped from a pretty high distance in the air and then having a road roller dropped on him and barely escaping. And then walking all of that shit off like nothing happened. What I mean to say is his fight with DIO should have left him crippled or in critical condition if he survived.
@@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 no, Hieroohant Green is a stand. Emerald Splash is an attack made by that stand. Like Star Finger of Jotaro and Red Bind of Abdül.
jotaro: is literally burnt alive twice, has gotten countless wounds or cuts, and has endured beating which resulted in a big loss of blood, even beat up by his own stand also jotaro: perfectly fine next episode
Dear diary, today a middle eastern beefcake bound me to the wall. My grand dad is telling me that I have to learn how to control my demon spirit which he calls a stand. I think I’m gonna have a fun summer vacation, though. There’s no way I’ll get hurt again!
+Wood Lad you are right but since he isn't in this video I didn't calculate him. Also I don't know if he deserves first or second place.. both Kira and Pucci killed Jotaro once 😅
These JoJo characters have the highest pain tolerance, you could melt their entire leg and they would just cough blood and not a single scream all you will hear is: ugghhh!
![Every Main JoJo Villain's Defeat [Parts 1-6]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_KUWcbEJtn4/mqdefault.jpg)
![Outside of Jotaro's World [Diamond Is Unbreakable]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/E0MFE_HAKQk/mqdefault.jpg)
im ready 2 see this tall 17 year old who looks like he finished the entire whey protein shake factory for breakfast get hurt for 6 minutes
dueweng ok
omg I got pinned for the first time in my life, I shall now celebrate by sleeping and actually waking up on time.
Joseph Joestar he has already killed him once he shut his eyes
he has 17? oh my god.
hey ya best stando
1:49
Can we just talk about how Jotaro just got bitch slapped by a fan
*BITCH SLAPPED*
Why can't I like this comment more than once?
and the fact it had so much force that it sent him through a metal door
Lol
*lol*
*2 foot fan blade stabs shoulder*
Oh my
*average punch to stomach*
*vomits blood*
Jotaro is Jotaro
Pig King lmao
@@bruh6634 Takes bomb to the face, shrapnel piercing his body: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
He was holding a fucking rock
He was holding a rock
gets papercut *coughs blood*
*gets tapped in the slightest way*
*coughs and explodes into blood*
0:22 like this moment here
1:40
gets his shoulder impaled by a ceiling fan *no reaction*
ikr, a stab right above the dick wouldn’t make you cough blood
Lumicrat 1:40
3:46 I never realized he said ‘aye aye sir’ before lmao
A y e a y e l m a o
Fr
He's so silly😔💔
Star Platinum:
-Can break 2 meters tall diamonds
-Hurts when touches a razor
I mean. that's how bodies work. you get hurt when you get cut no matter how strong you are
@@DLkiba
1. He just slightly touched it and already bled
2. I think breaking 2 meters tall diamonds can hurt your hands a bit
@@todabsolute he didn't slightly touch it, he was squeezing a face that turned into it, try squeezing a razor and see what would happen
@@3bodYking99 thanks for good advice, now my hands will be amputated
*Coughs up blood*
part 4 healer: josuke
part 5 healer: giorno
part 3 healer: plot armor
Iirc doesn't the ripple have healing properties, then that'd be Joseph as the healer of part 3, although that might be a stretch
Part 6 healer: ...
@@ringo1017 foo fighters probably, I don't really remember anything about part 6
@@coel3572 jolyne and foo figther are healers
Part 7 healer:
Jojo: bites his tongue on accident
Joseph: JOTAROOOO
*coughs up blood*
**dies**
**revives**
*killed again by pucci*
@@ItsekulGaming oof
How to cook a jotaro
0:00
First prepare your jotaro by mental and physical abuse, and then you cook him using a stando.
How does this not have 1k likes
Fire Hentai
I ruin 69
XD
Dio everytime he gets hurt: *Wryyyyyy*
Jotaro everytime he gets hurt: _vomits blood_
Nugghhh ughghhhh uggghhh
Aoughhhhhhh
*uuuuuuuhggghhh!!*
*puperfish eating da carrot noises* AUGH
Fluffy Boi I think he’s young
every time Giorno gets hurt: *shows all of Vento Aureo*
*perfect*
Yeah but he has golden experience
Giorno doesn't care about how much he can be hurt during a fight.
Holy Maccaroni and or giving Mista another golden experience
Every time Giorno looses a hand
That’s the entire show
2:35 I'm pretty sure the voice actor for Jotaro stubbed his toe while recording this line.
I agree
AAAAEUUEUEUUUUUUUOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Jotaro fucking loves to cough up blood it seems.
Kinky.
I guess he likes to cough up...
*BLOODY STREAMS!*
I'll stop now...
Joseph Joestar *MUDA*
Actually, you ARE pretty badly injured if you're couching up a cascade of blood like that... It means that your inner organs have ruptured and you probably need medical treatment... a lot sooner than they ever did.
In fact, did they ever go to a doctor?
Kanzu did u know that jotaro is dead
Polnareff: Your chest is wide open!
*stabs Jotaro’s pp instead of his chest*
Polnareff is such a trickster
Maybe he is envious?
Cuz why the heck no?
Yare yare
Waaait... If his pp was sliced or something... Then how Jolyne was "created"?
Every entry: quiet
DIO: *R O A D A R O L L DA DA*
Stephen Hall ROADA ROLLA DAAAAAA
No it is, *ROOWWWDDAAA ROLLLLAAAA DAA!!!!!*
It has to be it is *ROOAAADAAAAA ROLLAAAAA DAAAAA*
5:06
What can I say I get very into it
Jotaro: gets his ribs, shoulder, and collar bone broken.
*Just a bit of blood*
Jotaro: Gets punched in the stomach
*Groans in pain and cant stand up*
He was punched by a goddamn brick. 2 times let me tell you
it shows jotaro broke all his bones to dio in the kick barrage but then he is standing without a cast melting dios body
@@JG-js9ww I don't think a brick has the same power as *being kicked and punched by The World multiple times*
@@ctrlaltrepeat245 it doesnt matter how much and how hard the world punches its where it punches.
The amount of damage he can sustain is directly proportional to how pissed off he is
2:21
I'M DYING
JOSEPH YELLS THEIR NAMES AND THEN SHE JUST COMES IN
SHE HAD NOTHING TO CONTRIBUTE
SHE JUST CAME IN TO SCREAM LMAOOO
At least he didn't scream NIGERUN DAYO this time
Ayyy lmao
Username checks out
Me if I was in the anime
*KAKYOOININ*
it was cute
I did all of this for you Mom.
your the best
(big fan)
Lol gay
And that's why you'll always be best boy to me, Jotaro :)
@@attarvovin
"Tap"
@@cherrydonut2750 dude he did it like 7 times
i love how jotaro's hat is so part of jotaro as a character that it bleeds
4:55
Hmm
Relatable.
I too, have bleeding hats.
Thats how Araki work
He has a tall forehead
hat? That isn’t a hat, it’s a growth
3:33 moral of the story: *never wear a useless (wink) chain on your coat*
I'm not sure Araki-sensei fully understands how blood works.
He gets it by part 5, but he is still trying to understand blood loss.
Noriaki Kakyoin ikr kakyoin jotaro gets fucking blown to da face and bleeding like hell how didn’t he die of blood loss
W... Is it not supposed to spray out of your body on injury??
To be a stand user you need exagerated amounts of blood
warped ? It’s just that they lose that much in every fight, keep in mind they fought like once a day
Stardust crusaders but every time anyone coughs up blood it speeds up x4
I just finished stardust crusaders in 25 minutes
Everytime jotaro says yare yare, everytime Avdol dies, and everytime kaokoyin makes a milf reference the speed doubles
@@QuantumPineapple Don't forget everytime someone speaks engrish
So thats how my friend finished SC in 67 mili seconds
I just gained 18 years to my life from watching stardust crusader
2:21 "JOTARO!POLNAREFF,KAKYOIN, EEEAAAAEAEAA"
Nice
That actually made me laugh.
Sports
Games
Sports Games
5:38
Jotaro: **moves out of the path of the bullets**
Jotaro's brain: _lmao lets move right back in_
Well there was another on the right
He forgot to press B
Smh my head, he had wits when he was 17 bruh
Dude got shot in the leg, give him a break
XANIMATELEAGUE shaking my head my head.
i've never seen this show, but my initial impression is that it is simultaneously both the most amazing and ridiculous thing to ever exist.
One could even call it *_b i z a r r e_*
you are correct.
TheTabascodragon yes
You: 0:18
@@Renard-w5o
Nice copypasta
*Whole Steel Fan gets sent straight lodged in jotaros shoulder*
Jotaro: 👁👄👁
👁👅👁
•-•**
Nigga has truck tires for shoulders
Amoki yo can someone tell me how EXACTLY jotaros leg got cut at the stairs ?
@@Saint0999 Hierophant green
Remember back in part 3 when shoulder spans were as wide as the road
Three lane road.
Hehehe... ROADA ROLLA DA
3:27 Me when I don't like the tomato soup
Underrated lmao😂
original... big pp
😂
My dude got the fuck beat out of him for not liking soup
Hahaha, epic meme
Jotaro, Polnareff, and Kakyoin: *get shot by gasoline*
Joseph: *lists them all by name*
Anne: *inhuman screech* (2:19)
Lmao 😂
2:24
Lol im dying
DJ Snopel yo can u tell me exactly how Jotaros leg got cut at the stairs scene? Like wut EXACTLY cut it?
@@Saint0999 heirophant green im pretty sure
Jotaro be like
*Wanna know how I got these scars?*
But then he had no scars.
From a for- wait, thats narancia
@@gormold4163 "damnit josuke!"
Dio: no but I know how u got these!
I'M THE JOKER BABY
WHAT DOESNT KILL YOU
makes you jotaro
jotaro: gets impaled by a ceiling fan and is fine
also jotaro when he gets a small cut: *vomits entire vascular system* ungghhhhhh
😂😂 *aushfganhah*
I like how you increased the volume in the "ROADA ROLLA" scene .
Opportunistic Charizard lol
Lmao
my ears tho-
I was kinda sleepy during the vid and that scene wake me the fuck up
I had earphones..
Jotaro in a nutshell gets head cut off, does nothing
Gets a tiny scratch, screams in agony
joseph: JOTARO!
Lhm part 6
but his head wouldn't be on his body anymore, so how would he be able to react?
@@teeenez It's Jotaro xD
@@teeenez *"oh you thought this was my head?"*
how come a fan being embedded into his shoulder doesn't warrent a reaction while being punched into a window makes him cough up blood
A fan that later slaps him through a door... To which he still has minimal reaction.
Adrenaline
He's afraid of glass. There is no evidence that disproves this.
There are no trails for blood from shoulder to enter his throat
Unlike window impact, which can damage throat, lungs or stomach
When i see your coment, i Was thinking i see this
0:46 I kept forgetting this is the only time that Emerald Splash actually hit someone without getting deflected throughout part 3
Edit: Dio and Polnareff too..thanks replies
It hit Polnareff too and DIO.
NO ONE CAN DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH
I see... you forgot about the bug at the plane
Suspicious Dude no it didn’t hit tower of gray lol
I feel insulted
"Remember!"
*he only 17 years old*
oh and remember to keep distance and wash your hands.
not anymore
Now he 30 brother
@@_saymun and dead
Infinite HwD he’s actually dead? How??
@@_saymun in part 6 he gets killed by a dude called enrico pucci
DIO: ROOODOOOO ROODAARAAA
Jotaro: *Gasps in high volume*
There aren't many animes I can think of that makes gasping sounds THIS intense. lol
lmao
Hamon
YES
NANI
Stone Ocean’s gonna get animated and this video’s length is gonna double
Considering jotaro is unconscious for a third of the part, and altogether away for another third, it ain't gonna be much
Otso Närväinen
-and dead for like another tenth-
That sounds delicious
Anime and Games Fan come on don’t spoil it for anyone!
@@crookbrother its not like it matters it was going to be spoiled anyway
No one:
Kid with a pan:
0:14
Lmfao
Lmfao
Star platinum with a pan:
5:01
He survives and becomes a Marine Biologist.
Alright.
Benington actually, Jotaro had put some thick-ass books under his jacket and hat so they took most of the damage. The blood (yes, it is much but so is it always in jojo and in anime generally) from his forehead could have been the result of just the tip of the knife cutting him a bit. I'm pretty sure his brain was left unharmed.
"survives" ejem...
Dio couldnt see what was hair and what was hat so he missed
"The story of how i nearly died to a vampire and his yellow submariner, survived, and got my masters in Marine biology"
Marine Biologist by day, Stand hunter whenever the fuck he feels like it and when he isnt a vegetable
0:44
How villagers see you give them your emeralds on a normal trade.
Underrated
Lmao hahah
6:15 perfect transition
Ayy Lmao Part 6 flashbacks
@@yahabibi2413 yikes
Ben Chapi Don’t remind me...
I din’t notice that cut in the explosion is similar to part 6
Ah yes the good old Brando Bloodline technique, face cutter
Fun fact: Jotaro’s first kiss is with the school nurse
no its with his mommy when he gets his bedtime mwa mwa kiss
And possibly his last too
@@jotarouchiha5950 nahh he got married and has a daughter so I doubt it was his last
Nice.
What no it was... it... damn you got me there
Out of 960 minutes worth of Anime
Jotaro only gets hurt for 6
That's like 1/160 part of all stardust crusaders
Edit: typo
@@menacingthinker4322 1/160
@@mehmetenescetin2182 yeah thanks for the correction
@@menacingthinker4322 that pfp tho 😂😂
He gets hurt a lot more by DIO though
*O U C H I E*
W H Y A R E *Y O U* H E R E ?
oof
C O U C H I E
Jotaro: *gets toasted*
Also jotaro: *comes back 10 seconds later*
*and for some reason he coughs up blood*
Jotaro is literally hurt at least 1 time per episode
0:46 the ONLY time the Emerald Splash wasnt deflected
The clock
No one can just not deflect the emerald splash!
RIP me boy tho
Sunrise Is a Show ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT
Naw, he deflected it
0:21
When an artist decides to remove one of his OC's
*Me has a handful of characters*
Ouch that hurt more than it should *-*
Bruh
2:30 when you're too edgy to scream like a normal person.
*groans in unbearable pain*
I think it’s more constipation
*AAEuuuuUuUuGHh*
No need to thank me.
@@codegenesis34 IM IN TEARS
It’d be weird seeing jotaro doing a hog pitch scream
This man could be hit with a 30 mile long asteroid and he’d get up and say “So who sent the asteroid?”
Genuine reminder that he’s my age and can get hurt like a regular human being
If you call being able to take a fan propeller directly in the shoulder and not flinch regular what are you? Are we also gonna ignore Jotaro had multiple broken bones ,stab wounds, probably a concussion, ptsd, and a ( Minor ) gunshot wound (even if the bullet didn't Pierce it probably did a lot of damage from the shock itself) after his fight with Dio, he gets in a plane with no casts or anything and rides home all in one day. What I mean to say is Jotaro is WAAAAY more durable than a regular human should be.
Remember that Hamon kinda has healing properties.
Those bones could have probably been healed by Joseph.
@@isabellejoestar2455 yes but he still had to tank all of that before reviving Joseph. During that time he should have died from blood loss or blunt force trauma.
Jotaro is clearly more durable than the average adult, he's already famous for never losing a fight (even before he got his stand), toying and destroying his opponents, claiming most of them were still in the hospitals.
4 broken bones don't seem like a lot to endure for 10 minutes.
@@isabellejoestar2455surviving 10 minutes with 4 broken bones while a bloodlusted vampire with superpowers is trying to kill you seems like a lot. Keep in mind the guy was walking around using everything as if it wasn't fractured let's not even mention Jotaro was probably bleeding a lot from those knifles, being thrown through fucking buildings, and was dropped from a pretty high distance in the air and then having a road roller dropped on him and barely escaping. And then walking all of that shit off like nothing happened. What I mean to say is his fight with DIO should have left him crippled or in critical condition if he survived.
you missed my favorite part of jotaro getting hurt
father forgive me
this comment was made in Heaven
Giorno Giovanna Muda!
Father Pucci - Made in Heaven screw you pucci 😢
Father Pucci - Made in Heaven who the fuck are you, my child
Damn, Jotaro is going to have a splitting headache by the end of Stone Ocean.
SONIC48866 You didn't...
You bitch
@@fridaynight9405 he dead
@@fridaynight9405 he dies
@@fridaynight9405 when the universe resets
Jotaro: **almost gets leg cut off**
Also Jotaro: n a n i ! ?
Me watching: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN "NANI" DONT YOU MEAN "ow" OR SOMETHING
there's nothing a band-aid can't fix
GugulynnPenguin except the donut that is kakyoin
adarsh28 I mean, it probably could if it got applied fast enough
adarsh28 That'd be one big-ass bandaid
Jotaro Kujo why worry when you have German science?
*SEKAI ICHI!!!*
GugulynnPenguin that’s duct tape
Can't wait for "every single time giorno gets hurt"
Thats going to be like 1 minute. Maybe less.
DarthWafflez No he gets fucked hardcore
considering how little he does,that video could be uploaded to vine if that site still existed
DarthWafflez you should be waiting for ever time Johnny screams
every time bruno or guido gets hurt
someone make a shooting stars video of jotaro getting the shit slapped out of him by that fan
would watch that
3:22 Jotaro’s wasn’t even trying to hurt them, he was just protecting himself. What a nice man
And people say Jotaro has no emotions. Pain just happens to be his worst emotion.
Giorno has no emotions
you had to earrape the road roller
6:16
Josuke: *breaks a jotaro pic*
Jotaro: *rips apart and fucking blows up*
Did Jotaro die?
@@monstergirlshunter well not in part 4
@@emeraldz6744 you could have just said not in part 4
@@boredrm1132 Ok I'll change it
@@emeraldz6744 thank you for not getting salty about it
Jotaro: _gets hurt_
Blood: *Aight imma head out*
Hello I'm jotaro Kujo and welcome to jackass
Dem_Eyes 5:36
0:56
No one:
Joseph, not even opening his mouth: *_shet_*
😂😂
U can not move your mouth while saying shet :/ have u ever tried it?
Logic
@@albertcleonbg5022 crap you're right
0:47 wait.. thats the only moment no one can deflect the emerald splash?! Holy shit!
It hit polnareff and dio
Your profile picture
Emerald splash is just a stand lmg
@@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 no, Hieroohant Green is a stand. Emerald Splash is an attack made by that stand. Like Star Finger of Jotaro and Red Bind of Abdül.
jotaro: is literally burnt alive twice, has gotten countless wounds or cuts, and has endured beating which resulted in a big loss of blood, even beat up by his own stand
also jotaro: perfectly fine next episode
05:06
Oh god my ears dead
*My ears dead* Woow 😂😲😂 Love your comment, wondering how I never thought of it before.....
ROAD ROLLER DAAAAA！
*kaboom
DIO shoved an entire road roller in your ear
Yare yare daze
All of this becomes slightly painful to watch when you realize Jotaro is not even a adult yet... He's only 17
Imagine killing kids lmao couldn't be me
@@banishingwarden very well could be me, though.
@@ilulu5082 base-
Dear diary, today a middle eastern beefcake bound me to the wall. My grand dad is telling me that I have to learn how to control my demon spirit which he calls a stand. I think I’m gonna have a fun summer vacation, though. There’s no way I’ll get hurt again!
This is the worst road trip ever.
Juan Pablo Robayo
JoJo’s bizarre summer break except the events are closer to normal SC
I read this as he was getting crushed by a roadroller
Avdol is actually North African Not middle eastern
ROAD TRIP
Me, when it's cold outside
What It's Actually like: **puffs a bit of condensation**
What It Feels like: 2:35
me: watches casually with headphones
road roller part: Earrape
Thanks for warn us
He literally put (earrape warning) in the title
Ow i watched with full volume in mall
@@agagaggagagagaagagagag5051 Probably he edited the title
REMEMBER WHEN AVDOL WAS KINDA STRONK OR WHEN KAKYOIN HAD ART POWERS? NEITHER DID I
Bruh Kakyoin would be OP af if he did that again
Kakyoin just used Emerald Splash. He only did the art thing for dramatic purposes
He only synced his attack with his paintbrush
Fact that being a villain makes u stronger
imagine thinking that was the power of his stand even tho his stand just cut jotaro at the same time for dramatic purposes
6:11 Would protect that smile
eh
ElTioboi both?
Our dolphin lover.
crissylovesjojo That's some weird shit, friend.
Dragon Vazquez I bet it's a bad drawed drawing
1:47 Man, that thing literally cut he nerves HOW JOTARO STAY CALM AFTER THAT
3:08 rare photo of a kebab seller setting foot on the Jotaro Bridge in Pakistan, colorized
the three enemies that damaged Jotaro the most are:
1 Kira
2 Dio
3 The fuking rat XD
[SPOILER]
(Yes, Pucci deserve first place)
umm... Gay priest?
+Wood Lad you are right but since he isn't in this video I didn't calculate him.
Also I don't know if he deserves first or second place.. both Kira and Pucci killed Jotaro once 😅
Ignis Vis Pucci because he killed Jotaro for good.
Subway Footlong but Kira injured him the most with Sheer Heart Attack
The only reason Kira hurts Jotaro is Koichi. Yet Jotaro ends up liking Koichi a lot. Kinda weird if you ask me.
Jojo logic: No matter how hurt or bruised up you are, you heal immediately so youre ready for the next episode
unless you're Kakyoin
Welp jonathan heals quickly cause of erina but the other is probaly plot armour
Yo can I get some of that insta heal? Maybe some part 1-3 muscle too
@@zachp8163 Lmaoo
But in jojo theres no such thing as a plot armour so idk
Just now noticed, during the bites the dust arc when Jotaro fucking dies, his head explodes in a way foreshadowing his death in Stone Ocean
You must have one weird fetish for Jotaro getting hurt.
And you don't?
Look at his name
0:13
*_B O N K_*
LMAO
Boi i can’t breathe
Now that us funni
Jotaro: Stubs toe
*vomits blood*
Jotaro: falls off the side of his bed
*Vomits blood*
*gets impaled with a fan on his shoulder * Tis but a scratch
6:19 part 6 foreshadowing
Owwww now that we think about it
0:25 "Omae wa mou shindeiru" *CACHING*
Don't forget to clear your cache from time to time.
1:44 (fan literally slices his shoulder 4 inches deep) “Hmm, ok then, so that’s how he did it”
(fan hits him in the face a little) **gets launched 4 miles away**
(3:21-3:29) When you go to a JJBA convention and say that you're only watching the anime
horaciosi wryyyyyyyyyyyyd the manga
The rejection be real
@@kenoo.8216
Or even worse. When you read the manga, but only for parts 7 and 8.
Giggly Fox what type of Barbarian does that
@@nappyheadedjosh6578
I do, because it's in a different universe and so I won't be spoiled. Experiencing everything in the anime first is amazing.
0:56...... You know, theres something so much more funny about Joseph nonchalantly saying shit.
And we're supposed to believe that he suffered and recovered from all of this shit over the course of 50 days?
😂😂😂😂
Tis the power of the ORA, PRAISE BE TO STAR PLATINUM!!
Bizarre ain't it
This must be DIO's favourite video
0:21 nice hability sure is explored in the rest of the series.
WAIT
I know
It made zero sense
Could have use that on DIO to cut off his head
@@TeaKiwi he used emerald splash. That was just for the dramatic effect
@@Maharlikan_1898 BAKANA! NOTHING CANNOT NOT REFLECT EMERALDO SPLASHU?!?!
The doctor asks you how you're doing and they think you're fine but you're not really fine
"I've had worse" - jotaro
Jotaro doesn't get hurt he merely gets inconvenienced
Ah yes My favorite stand
Paper cut
if you cut the paper with the picture of someone they explode 6:16
Lol
That sounds like a stupid strong Stand, no jokearoos.
Its name is also a music refrence so probably a legit stand lol
I didnt watch the anime so that was the ending for jotaro rly
And then the hayato scream makes it funnier
1:07 im so obsessed with this one.
Jotaro:UGHAAAOWWAAHH
2:30 this is the only time Jotaro looks like he's in genuine agony during all of stardust crusaders
Punch/Kick count: 2
Barrage count: 2
Cutting weapon used: 8
Choked: 3
Blugedonened: 3
Stand getting harmed: 4
Other: 11
Road roller: 1 because that attack is the best aside from a rat, and a gay priest(with a nice ass) and almost everything else
Dio Brando johnathan and you are somehow related you both get things out of nowhere like a rock and A F***ING ROAD ROLLER?!?!
Grace Tomaquin did stole jonathons body
Total : 33 times hurt
I came
Your face.
yotsuba thank you
jojo's wacky quest Oh my gawd, your pfp
That doujin is just everywhere i go.
same honestly
6 minutes of an old guy screaming JOTARO!!
I NEED that
These JoJo characters have the highest pain tolerance, you could melt their entire leg and they would just cough blood and not a single scream all you will hear is: ugghhh!