Trump Falsely Claims Victory After Crazy Election Night

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  • Jimmy talks about Election Night carrying into today, the polls being wrong again, Trump’s 2AM declaration that he won the election and claiming four states that hadn’t been called yet, astonishment that after four years of everything Trump has done people still wanted to vote for him, newscasters being angry about Trump’s remarks, Trump not handling the news that he's losing very well, and an all-new Political Edition of Mean Tweets.
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  • @CrackaDon
    @CrackaDon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +697

    People been saying “Trump 2020” for years, never knew it was an expiration date

    • @someoneunknown1353
      @someoneunknown1353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      🙌

    • @monarchu
      @monarchu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I personally support Trump, but God damn this comment is golden

    • @tjsmith3046
      @tjsmith3046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OOOHH!!!

    • @SomeGuy-fl1gz
      @SomeGuy-fl1gz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ROAST LEVEL: 100%

    • @gmehaywood4010
      @gmehaywood4010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha😂👏

  • @SanDeeBabii
    @SanDeeBabii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    Funny how he’s quick to file a lawsuit but not his taxes.

  • @melissabee5845
    @melissabee5845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    The guy screaming nonsense in his BBQ, BEER, FREEDOM tank and chin diaper on is the the embodiment of Trump Supporters.

    • @moi01887
      @moi01887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      And a good example of why America needs more funding for mental health care.

    • @shable1436
      @shable1436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you were older i would ask you're dm, you have got some sense

    • @valebliz
      @valebliz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@shable1436 cringe

    •  3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Amy Kidd take your* meds and put your helmet back on, sweaty.

    • @orchidtea12
      @orchidtea12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Amy Kidd LOL *your

  • @Kai-ef3wv
    @Kai-ef3wv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Jimmy going off, but serious, everyone should be fed up, yet still almost half voted Trump really upsets me.

  • @timmilgram
    @timmilgram 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2946

    The jokes in the first 3 minutes were so on point I had to stop and comment

    • @angelam2328
      @angelam2328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Omg it’s t milly 😭

    • @AmidaNyorai48
      @AmidaNyorai48 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤔🤔🤔

    • @kodakwhite1696
      @kodakwhite1696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *YOURE NO LONGER RELEVANT, YOUR CHANNEL IS DEAD*

    • @Barney_rubble983
      @Barney_rubble983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Really is this comedy? I haven’t heard one funny thing.

    • @brutalmaestro60hz17
      @brutalmaestro60hz17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Most of it was so wrong ,only an blind idiot would laugh about it

  • @kmb655
    @kmb655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    Refresh my memory... did Trump complain about the 33 million mail in votes that came in during the 2016 election? No?

    • @shak373
      @shak373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      he’s clawing for an inch, and he’s getting nothing. I love it.

    • @moi01887
      @moi01887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      As a member of the hypocritical - oops, Republican - party... no.

    • @shak373
      @shak373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@moi01887 i’ve never seen someone so power hungry than trump. if you don’t see what he’s doing here, I feel terribly sorry for you

    • @DanielGarcia-mw8zg
      @DanielGarcia-mw8zg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      No because he was winning, but when he isn't winning he comes up with bs and lies even more

    • @anyuser5788
      @anyuser5788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Amy Kidd Shut up, Amy

  • @hvyjets
    @hvyjets 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Dear Jimmy, We ALL owe you and your staff a great debt of gratitude for your delightful sense of humor, intellectual insight and lifting our spirits with with phenomenal laughter, we desperately needed to make it through the last 4 years. You’re Fabulous ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

  • @loontastic
    @loontastic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    "keep counting where I'm losing, stop counting where I'm winning" - kids are more logical than this carrot

    • @yx2578
      @yx2578 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      and he was the us president . still dont understand.. believe it's the real world

  • @sheritownsend7525
    @sheritownsend7525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    "We want them to stop counting the votes." The President of the most prominent democracy in the world, actually said that out loud.

    • @jean-lucpicard5510
      @jean-lucpicard5510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You haven't been a democracy for years, get over yourself sweetheart.

    • @jingras4471
      @jingras4471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      America is a democracy

    • @jimscobie5754
      @jimscobie5754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sure you mean democracy ??? Not mistaken with hypocrisy?

    • @vyrnius
      @vyrnius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      what I don't get about the us-democracy... why only 2 major political parties? WHY? that's only one more than in a dictatorship
      this can't be healthy for a democracy

    • @DannyB-cs9vx
      @DannyB-cs9vx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jingras4471 Actually a Democracy is two wolves and a chicken voting what will be for dinner. The USA is called a Republic which is supposed to mix in some morals.

  • @juantubey
    @juantubey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +862

    “This is a fraud on the American society. This is an embarrassment to our country....”
    I thought he was about to introduce himself. 😄😄

  • @leonardrice2728
    @leonardrice2728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    There's no way America could have taken four more years of Terrible Trump! No freakin' way!

  • @jinakim6331
    @jinakim6331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    That 30 seconds of Jimmy listing everything Trump has done illegally was on point 👌

    • @jakefunaki5635
      @jakefunaki5635 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Drop the time

    • @anthoniodawkins
      @anthoniodawkins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      4:52

    • @mojo500100
      @mojo500100 ปีที่แล้ว

      …..and it’s completely astounding how many people fell for the grift. It’s embarrassing.

  • @emiliano8278
    @emiliano8278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Boy do I love living in Canada.

  • @patsmith6405
    @patsmith6405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Losing a vote count is unfair? Trump is 3.5 million votes behind

    • @dinijay
      @dinijay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Right!?

    • @Collin-fr9nz
      @Collin-fr9nz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What world are you living in bruh look at facts trump 2020

    • @kenrickeason
      @kenrickeason 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Collin-fr9nz It's over... Trump 2024 maybe but no Trump 2020 for you this year..

    • @patsmith6405
      @patsmith6405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Collin-fr9nz 4 million votes behind now. Trump has never told the truth in his evil life

    • @wshaub
      @wshaub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@patsmith6405 those 4million votes are from California. Look at the rest of the country, that difference in "Popular Vote" is coming mostly from one State.

  • @animo1024
    @animo1024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Who’s here when Biden’s already won

    • @jhonywalker002
      @jhonywalker002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      why does it matter? or you're just looking for likes?

    • @rosalynjeffery9510
      @rosalynjeffery9510 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meeeee. Lol

    • @jdamah
      @jdamah 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      fraud

    • @N.A525
      @N.A525 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Roger That 😆

    • @jdamah
      @jdamah 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@N.A525 lets go brandon

  • @marianna3253
    @marianna3253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Guy wearing a shirt that says "BBQ, beer, freedom" is very convincing indeed lol

    • @hazelanderson1479
      @hazelanderson1479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This guy represent the type of MAGA idiots who idolise Trump because he loves the poorly educated.

    • @rosalynjeffery9510
      @rosalynjeffery9510 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hazelanderson1479 Scary...

  • @The_R-n-I_Guy
    @The_R-n-I_Guy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    I'm just pissed that McConnell and Graham still have jobs

    • @emmalancaster2896
      @emmalancaster2896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same!

    • @LeoDragon34
      @LeoDragon34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I know - looks like Moscow Mitch gets to keep control of the Senate, so we know that absolutely nothing that Biden/Harris and the Dems propose for the next two years will even get looked at. Trump may go, but Trumpism is still well and truly alive and kicking .

    • @P90X490104
      @P90X490104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LeoDragon34 Damn, you are so right. Moscow Mitch is very vindictive. Maybe he will have a heart attack; he looks like he has one foot in the grave anyway.

    • @bubbkiss6485
      @bubbkiss6485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know, WTF, right?.....

    • @Bl00DCrystal333
      @Bl00DCrystal333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup, he's looking for stimulus talks, since their broke, they need to rob the people again.

  • @MohsinKhan-nn6xu
    @MohsinKhan-nn6xu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    *I am so disgusted at the fact this election is close wtf is wrong with half Americans?*

    • @igot2friends219
      @igot2friends219 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @some horse biden?

    • @professorpancakes6545
      @professorpancakes6545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bruhster How's he a racists? Because of the crime bill from 25 years ago that he says was a mistake that he regrets?

    • @bluegirlv9
      @bluegirlv9 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Half of us are realizing, and mourning. Trump has two groups of people who follow him - first is poor uneducated voters : they have been manipulated and lied to, but they believe it. The other group is rich elitist greedy assholes.

  • @serenitynow6513
    @serenitynow6513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I'm with you Jimmy , as a Canadian I don't swing to either party obviously . As a outsider I can't imagine how any human being with " common sense" can vote for Trump in any way. It boggles every mind outside of the U.S.

    • @dillonwhite4444
      @dillonwhite4444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s because what mainstream says about trump is nothing but twisted lies and cut clips without context.

    • @kaykaysaves
      @kaykaysaves 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cause supporting Trump is a cult...

    • @jdamah
      @jdamah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      now you see?

  • @thewatcher8573
    @thewatcher8573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    He seriously sounds like a villain giving a speech to his henchmen.

  • @Elena-hv3lk
    @Elena-hv3lk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Bernie literally predicted this would happen Exactly as it did 😮

    • @mario-qi3yw
      @mario-qi3yw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bernie should have had balls and not let dementia joe take it to the finish!

    • @mario-qi3yw
      @mario-qi3yw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bernie should have had the balls to finish....again

    • @FakingANerve
      @FakingANerve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Far earlier, so did Bill Maher. In fact, he said as much soon after inauguration.

    • @breesnutz
      @breesnutz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @DANI S literally not even hard to assume this would happen

  • @PrimericanIdol
    @PrimericanIdol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    I hope Biden yells "YOU'RE FIRED" on his victory speech.

  • @brandonmroe265
    @brandonmroe265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "The Amish haven't wielded this much power since they figured out how to hook a plow to an ox!"
    As a lifelong resident of Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, I am legally obligated to inform you that they favor mules.

  • @ViceKnIghtTA
    @ViceKnIghtTA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    2016 election: Avengers: Infinity War
    2020 election: Avengers: Endgame

  • @JD-mm7ur
    @JD-mm7ur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    thank you jimmy, for being that person who finally publicly called him a monster

    • @Lapp802
      @Lapp802 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Huh?

  • @gavsmith1980
    @gavsmith1980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +808

    This weeks lotto numbers are... 28...
    Trump: “I’ve won!”

    • @mypillowguy445
      @mypillowguy445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @ansujarju2621
      @ansujarju2621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @enc4lyf373
      @enc4lyf373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Stop counting! I have 28

    • @krisfrederick5001
      @krisfrederick5001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ha! Nice

    • @nuniemiliano7897
      @nuniemiliano7897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao you made me actually lol

  • @BrianW2979
    @BrianW2979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I feel like anyone who thinks its OK to stop the counting of ballets is very selfish. They don't care about what the majority of people want, all they care about is their interests. Kinda sounds like the man they are voting for.

  • @lisal8984
    @lisal8984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I am glad Biden will win but I feel sorry for him for having to inherit this huge mess Trump is leaving behind.

    • @rosalynjeffery9510
      @rosalynjeffery9510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A huge mess it is. I pray 45 just goes away but he's no gentleman so here we are. He's still crying about his loss over a year later. Why do they keep giving him air time is beyond me...

  • @kenbee1957
    @kenbee1957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    "I feel like I over estimated the American people"
    Yap, I'm on the outside looking in, but on behalf of the rest of the world, the closeness of these results....we worry that maybe your problem is not ONLY Trump

    • @vlp4469
      @vlp4469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Omg it is not!!! We have a big education (or lack of education) problem ..along with other issues but yes, there are other problems brewing that need immediate attention too.

    • @Eastsid3
      @Eastsid3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      We are a very divided country

    • @stiksmommy5079
      @stiksmommy5079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      That's exactly my feeling too. Unfortunately I'm here in the USA and really can't believe it myself. It's frightening. After everything to still have that loyal of a following is extremely worrisome. People are either that gullible/stupid or just plain sick.

    • @kellyeewell2910
      @kellyeewell2910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      “This is a fraud on the American society. This is an embarrassment to our country....”
      I thought he was about to introduce himself. 😄😄

    • @ronkirk5099
      @ronkirk5099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I don't even recognize this country anymore and I've been here 70 years.

  • @Elena-hv3lk
    @Elena-hv3lk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1521

    Trump to his his supporters: Vote in Person! Don't mail in your votes!
    Trumpets: okay.
    Trump Later: Why is the dump of mail in ballots almost all democrats? Rigged!

    • @Elena-hv3lk
      @Elena-hv3lk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Lacking some critical thinking skills there bud

    • @simmzzzz
      @simmzzzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      They really aren't the brightest bunch...

    • @ev1lp1nk
      @ev1lp1nk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯

    • @peytongardner302
      @peytongardner302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Is it rigged lol

    • @loricrawford1952
      @loricrawford1952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Good point!

  • @vr7492
    @vr7492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That father daughter dance joke 😮😂

  • @huginanenvelope
    @huginanenvelope 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This is exactly like when he didn't want covid testing done cause he liked the numbers right where they were.

  • @russellcampbell9198
    @russellcampbell9198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    "Where were we? What was the last question?" There is at least one man in complete emotional control in America. Love him.

    • @lydialas1649
      @lydialas1649 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @russell how are you doing

    • @311kellymarie
      @311kellymarie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I fear for his final days in office. He will be so petty

  • @dewfuss4360
    @dewfuss4360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    When he says Frankly, he’s getting ready to lie

    • @jacobhafar538
      @jacobhafar538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And whenever he says the word “millions”, he’s either wildly overplaying or underplaying the actual statistic he’s talking about

    • @fredfonebone5108
      @fredfonebone5108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Whenever he opens his mouth, he’s getting ready to lie.

    • @jacobhafar538
      @jacobhafar538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@fredfonebone5108 that’s a better way of putting it, yes

    • @ericwall6219
      @ericwall6219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@fredfonebone5108
      Beat me to it Fred

    • @djganggang901memphislegend4
      @djganggang901memphislegend4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ...Also when he says, "Incredible"

  • @sl3724
    @sl3724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    He should be escorted out immediately we can’t afford to wait till January.

    • @MMGJ10
      @MMGJ10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We're going to drag your media out into the streets

  • @RJRC76
    @RJRC76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Once upon a time a president left a stain in an intern's dress. And he was almost roasted. And this guy gets aways with everything. It is beyond insane.

  • @realzubidoo
    @realzubidoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    As a Canadian, do you know how embarrassed we were for you guys the past 4 years?

    • @juliairwin9234
      @juliairwin9234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sorry.

    • @quinn7876
      @quinn7876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Not even close to how embarrassed we have been. I am ashamed to be an American.

    • @laniwilliamson
      @laniwilliamson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I was embarrassed too as an American.

    • @Tat-sumi
      @Tat-sumi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I feel the second hand embarrassment

    • @legendofnoob
      @legendofnoob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      As a Canadian abroad I often had to explain to people:
      "No that's not our president, we don't have a president, we have another idiot in charge"

  • @taylorqueensbury170
    @taylorqueensbury170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1008

    The guy at the 4 minute mark. I feel terrible for his kids.

    • @abhinavsrivastava9909
      @abhinavsrivastava9909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Hope that he doesn't have any kids

    • @jorgge5693
      @jorgge5693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Must have been some good beer

    • @skyizfalling
      @skyizfalling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      For a guy whose motto is BBQ, Beer and Freedom I would expect he'd be brimming with happiness.

    • @FnRenner
      @FnRenner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Some people you can look at and ya just know they believe in bigfoot and love Trump

    • @tripdiz1341
      @tripdiz1341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Unfortunately, there are millions of those trump parrots

  • @curiepatoorie3536
    @curiepatoorie3536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I still don't get how Donald Trump is a President and not actually in a mad house ( where he actually belongs)

    • @novaray3405
      @novaray3405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats right. But think about a society that votes a man with these issues to president. Thats the thing that should everybody should worry about. And those people dont vanish if Trump isnt president anymore. Same happened in Brasil where half of the nation voted a man to be president who speaks most viciously and evil words in the media and the people approve that.

    • @curiepatoorie3536
      @curiepatoorie3536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AndrewEdwardBailey You raise a great point my friend.

  • @moviesovermatterproductions
    @moviesovermatterproductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Re-Count Dracula” I’m done🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @antonysebastian471
    @antonysebastian471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The fact that it's a close one sends a shiver down my spine

    • @jckiksass
      @jckiksass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I said almost the exact thing to my friend today. I don’t understand why it wasn’t a blue sweep.
      His history of the last four years should prove how much of an evil manchild he is. History of the last four years and his entire life.

    • @JP-oc5jk
      @JP-oc5jk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Our country was built on slavery..

  • @JusNoBS420
    @JusNoBS420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Remember when Trump said if you do more testing you'll find more covid19 cases. Today he says if you count more ballots you'll find more votes.

    • @naiadolling
      @naiadolling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Next he'll say every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute goes by💀💀

    • @Faerieshimmer
      @Faerieshimmer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      More votes for Biden thank God!

    • @lucid-truthbeborn5915
      @lucid-truthbeborn5915 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But it's true?
      People don't have common sense.. so you gotta tell em?

    • @Mobamba7230
      @Mobamba7230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Faerieshimmer yea all the upcoming votes are from vote from mail and it's mostly democratic votes.

    • @elmastar55
      @elmastar55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thee best comment 😂🤣

  • @abdelhakkhalil7684
    @abdelhakkhalil7684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kimmel is on fire in this monologue! I totally enjoyed it

  • @xxbananachipsxx
    @xxbananachipsxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I read the book of his niece. He has gotten everything he has ever wanted by simply snipping his fingers. He doesn’t KNOW how to deal with rejection. He doesn’t know how to deal with a no. It’s a lesson most people learn as a toddler. He has to learn it as a senior. Wow.

  • @Neo101ai
    @Neo101ai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    "If you stop testing there would be no more cases"

    • @sasya5384
      @sasya5384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good one mate 😹😹

    • @coryleslie7570
      @coryleslie7570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you stop counting trump can't lose

    • @whorfianism4981
      @whorfianism4981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “If I close my eyes you don’t exist”

    • @jonathangarcia4089
      @jonathangarcia4089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If I close my eyes they won't be open

    • @Nezuko___
      @Nezuko___ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@coryleslie7570 if that were the case Biden would win.

  • @Kasia_Luna
    @Kasia_Luna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    I don't think someone could come up with a movie script as crazy as this election. It feels unreal and like a really long nightmare.

    • @cherylhernandez4813
      @cherylhernandez4813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That the whole world is watching.....

    • @luckylibra6131
      @luckylibra6131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      A 4 year long nightmare

    • @Red-mo2uo
      @Red-mo2uo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@luckylibra6131 if Biden wins

    • @naturallybornthisway
      @naturallybornthisway 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      lol I can’t wait till I tell my grand kids in the future that reality was crazier than the probable movie they’re gonna make about this year

    • @skatei
      @skatei 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Look up the 2000 election.

  • @emilyfouquettehoffman7886
    @emilyfouquettehoffman7886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    At least they can all come together for a bit and show a sense of humor

  • @bnlind
    @bnlind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    How Trump will welcome the 2021 count down: "Stop the count down!"

  • @FreyjaVonSpiegel
    @FreyjaVonSpiegel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Him saying he will claim a win even as a loser was the only thing he ever told us he would do that was truthful

    • @elik.webber7630
      @elik.webber7630 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amen, you would think we would get sick of these self righteous cops, who think they know all , see all ,everyone is wrong they are always right .and basically i have the badge and gun, what are you going to do about it. and simply put they forget their place. and its not the top of the totem pole its as servants to the people ,and not an agenda. that only benefits them. just the simple fact that they can use hearsay and assumptions as law enforcement should clue you in on their agenda. you are eyeballed as a walking A.T.M. machine. and in most cases as soon as the summons lands on the judges bench your guilty . the days of your day in court has become lets make a deal show.and the deal isn't to benefit you its all one sided. they are betting you don't have the time or money to fight it. and the state claims in allot of cases that they are the victim. sounds like nazism to me. all for the state.if you don't agree then you will be silenced and put in jail.And Gov. wonders why people don't trust the justice system and its agents. nothing changes .

    • @shirairyu9806
      @shirairyu9806 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I prefer the 2am declaration that ballots might be 'found' at 4am. Like Babe Ruth.

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elik.webber7630 - You are absolutely right.

  • @MsMisty-zt3lq
    @MsMisty-zt3lq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    Jimmy... you are so correct to call out and be confused by how almost 49% of Americans still voted for Trump. The other 51% of us are just as shocked. True

    • @krm702
      @krm702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      They’ve drank the kool-aid fed by Trump, Fox News and right wing media.

    • @samuelallan7452
      @samuelallan7452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @krm702 and this is the type of thinking that will drive us into the next civil war. Hopefully there are enough intelligent democrats who realize the danger and will take stepa to soften the loss instead of taunting the other half of the population. At least those moticated by reason and not emotions

    • @shaunsimmons634
      @shaunsimmons634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well you gotta consider the people who can’t vote who don’t support Trump or just don’t vote I have a few coworkers who hate Trump but didn’t go vote smh

    • @ksc743
      @ksc743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@samuelallan7452 I'm not American but the worst comments and insults I've seen on yt have come from Trump supporters. No-one knew how this election was going to pan out but some conservatives out there are taking things too far right now. In an election the votes get counted and you either win or lose. Democrats have always accepted defeat gracefully, even Al Gore.

    • @theslicer4430
      @theslicer4430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ksc743 accepted defeat. Yah right

  • @Zeroknight9862
    @Zeroknight9862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can't stop laughing at this part 😂🤣🤣🤣 8:56

  • @decayedrose9864
    @decayedrose9864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hi, I’m from 2 days later........He lost😂😂😂😂

  • @susanneslizynski5150
    @susanneslizynski5150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    It’s a trumpertantrum!

    • @stacielivinthedream8510
      @stacielivinthedream8510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oh this is the best! Kudos to you my friend!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @priscillarobb647
      @priscillarobb647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No more tweeting in the White House.

    • @tonyordonez5570
      @tonyordonez5570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Donald j Castro

    • @waleed03231
      @waleed03231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wish there was a love button, cuz this is what this comment deserves!!!!!!

    • @marilynshelton2371
      @marilynshelton2371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cry baby.

  • @MrThatbme43
    @MrThatbme43 3 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    And just like that, as mysteriously as he arrived, he was gone.
    -Oscar Martinez

    • @joseruiz4026
      @joseruiz4026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      All the trunpies are silent, I can sense their presence vanishing on social media lmao

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      _Who was that unmasked man . . . . . ?_

    • @babiesfartingfire6007
      @babiesfartingfire6007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wouldnt bet on that quite yet.

    • @jessstuart7495
      @jessstuart7495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No. Trump's dangerous cult will be causing problems for decades.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@paradisepipeco underrated comment - but it's only been 15min so far - let's give it time :-)

  • @adrianajimenez4342
    @adrianajimenez4342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is ridiculous 😒 can't wait till this circus is over.

  • @dennisball4699
    @dennisball4699 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best part was the stuff being tossed out the window. Funniest thing I've seen in many years.

  • @livelife365
    @livelife365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1518

    "Re-Count Dracula is on the way to Pennsylvania..." .Rudie G. - Trump's pet troll....sad.

    • @shobalmani1
      @shobalmani1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Somebody said “there are 1000s brilliant charismatic attorneys in USA but he got Rudy! You know why? Because no one else wants to work with Trump. He deserves recount Dracula. Hahaha.

    • @DARWINZOO
      @DARWINZOO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm scared to ask what Rudie gets out of this but I'm also keen to know where the Putin pee tapes are

    • @matthewchavez5322
      @matthewchavez5322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "Rudy, the ballots are not located in your trousers."

    • @DARWINZOO
      @DARWINZOO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@matthewchavez5322 he was adjusting his jailbait Dar

    • @AmidaNyorai48
      @AmidaNyorai48 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤔🤔🤔

  • @thereapersperch
    @thereapersperch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    "I feel like I overestimated the American people". Yep me too. I naievely thought after all the outrageous things Trump has done over the last 4 years he would lose in a landslide. I feel so sorry for the 70 million+ sensible people that live among the 67 million+ Trumpists.

    • @chochonero341
      @chochonero341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You and me both. I was one of the 70 million and sad that the other half still wants the madman.

    • @epy4k570
      @epy4k570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@chochonero341 fascist propaganda's a hell of a drug.

    • @mohanvvip
      @mohanvvip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The USA is not fit to lead the world - nearly half of the USA are racist. I've been misled by good people like you into believing all of America is made up of good people. Time you guys fixed your democracy and also did something against the rampant racism. (of course, you'd be right to ask me to do the same for my own country, India)

    • @epy4k570
      @epy4k570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mohanvvip fair to say no single country is perfect but we in the US of fascism have show how far gone we can become on a national scale as quickly as is possible

    • @Paineinyourblank
      @Paineinyourblank 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its mind boggling to me too. I have to attribute his followers to cultists. Its the only sensible answer I can come to. There are many psychological aspects to Trumps berating attitude. You yell something at a child or one with a child-like mind enough times and they will remember and repeat what you say. As a country we really shouldnt be surprised with how low we are as a nation in education

  • @TheProphegy
    @TheProphegy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I want to see Kimmel vs Trump in an MMA fight.

  • @venom74799
    @venom74799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m amazed he was able to remember all those flaws without skipping a beat. You still missed about 80% of other things he’s done lol.

  • @ronaldromo5032
    @ronaldromo5032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    I can’t wait to see him walk his ass out the White House door

    • @kelss2023
      @kelss2023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I want to save that picture...we might have to drag his delusional a** out...

    • @gabygabytoy5612
      @gabygabytoy5612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kelsey Linn I can see that happening

    • @guiniverebehounek6174
      @guiniverebehounek6174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He will have to be dragged out by US Marshals

    • @akurayama143
      @akurayama143 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same lol

    • @Northof25A
      @Northof25A 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol how much do you make a year? You zero

  • @almirharambasic4513
    @almirharambasic4513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Can you imagine all the Karens who obviously voted for Trump, demanding to speak to the manager regarding poll resoults

    • @-Puzzles-
      @-Puzzles- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao

    • @karaa7595
      @karaa7595 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you think in 2021 Democrats will have grown up and quit with the Karen bullying tactic? It's getting so old.

  • @fabiansalcido7779
    @fabiansalcido7779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Trump need to calm down he isn't winning and he should be getting used to it.

    • @essencemg
      @essencemg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @F.R. F how you feel a black woman being vice president. I know that bothers you get over it.

    • @deadstar8663
      @deadstar8663 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@essencemg oh yeah for sure cause it’s not like kamala harris isn’t responsible for the mass incarceration of minorities especially african americans rather than helping them

    • @essencemg
      @essencemg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@deadstar8663 the only advice I can give you is get ready for the change.

  • @BStop22
    @BStop22 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg... that guy at +3:53 lol 😂

  • @alexlee4266
    @alexlee4266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Can't wait for someone to stand up and say, "The people have spoken .... you're fired!"

    • @mamoochie7392
      @mamoochie7392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      then i would say to joe biden, “you’re hired”

    • @dannymain8993
      @dannymain8993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's the biggest loser and the worst President ever. Lots of people are saying it, you're hearing it more and more.

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo6868
      @iwantsexseemyvideo6868 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🛑🍉

  • @afergie76
    @afergie76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I said almost the exact thing to my friend today. I don’t understand why it wasn’t a blue sweep.
    His history of the last four years should prove how much of an evil manchild he is. History of the last four years and his entire life.

    • @elik.webber7630
      @elik.webber7630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To many morons, not really studying the person they vote for and following a pided piper who has an agenda.

    • @Droogie128
      @Droogie128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because Trump is crap, but the democrats have largely been on an extreme, as well. They would probably have done much better with a more moderate message. They really shot themselves in the foot.

    • @lnstaKarma
      @lnstaKarma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right!! This numbers don't add up?.

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo6868
      @iwantsexseemyvideo6868 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🌶️🍎

    • @christiekang4878
      @christiekang4878 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Percy Stonewall definitely looking forward to that new netflix series

  • @lawrencegleason4666
    @lawrencegleason4666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love this. Ranks as one of the all-time great monologues in the Kimmel standup series.

  • @Stringer_
    @Stringer_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm loosing my sleep over this and I'm not even American! 💀💀💀

  • @nikhilbiju3816
    @nikhilbiju3816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1111

    lol

    • @93Jubilee
      @93Jubilee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No facts!

    • @Laylowex
      @Laylowex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Facts bruh

    • @Mari-xh9xr
      @Mari-xh9xr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@93Jubilee ohhhh its facctsss

    • @thangnguyen02
      @thangnguyen02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      How to remain a Christian chosen one w/ THREE wives?
      Stop counting

    • @priscillarobb647
      @priscillarobb647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thangnguyen02 😂🤣🤨

  • @andi12270
    @andi12270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I love how he says “This is an embarrassment”. No HE IS AN EMBARRASSMENT!
    Trump would get more satisfaction from watching his money swirl down his golden toilet than he will from his pointless and fact-less lawsuits.

  • @reneeelias7168
    @reneeelias7168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I almost spit out my drink when Trump pitching a fit yelled “GET OUT ERIC”

    • @SuperSilverTrees
      @SuperSilverTrees 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The whole part with the white house is just hilarious :D

  • @loveallthebs353
    @loveallthebs353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Has anyone ever notice that when lies he gets cotton mouth, It's also the fear of losing.

  • @evanmoore6170
    @evanmoore6170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Re-count Dracula Lol

  • @tinaconway763
    @tinaconway763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    My sentiments exactly Jimmy. I am saddened and shocked that this election is so close. Have we sunk so far as nation that people do not know what is wrong and what is right. What is good and what is bad. Has our moral compass gotten so far off track that we no longer care about one another and treat people as we want to be treated. I pray Trump is out soon so we can restore decency back in the White House.

    • @theoutlander2873
      @theoutlander2873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The Biden crime syndicate is, decent?

    • @daveb8665
      @daveb8665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@theoutlander2873 what crimes?

    • @daveb8665
      @daveb8665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@theoutlander2873 lets just ignore the last 4 years.

    • @santosreckz7203
      @santosreckz7203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Must of everyone voting trump out thinks Biden is going to do better. Did you know what Biden was going to do. Please do research your votes matter

    • @juantubey
      @juantubey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same here... I am more than shocked at how close the election has been. It’s unbelievable how many people willingly ignore everything Trump has done wrong to focus on everything they believe he’s done right which is nothing really. Unless I’m missing something.

  • @joeallen9104
    @joeallen9104 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:55 I thought this part was real for a few seconds, I have never before laughed so hard in my life!

  • @mlovespring7892
    @mlovespring7892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You are on point! Cannot take that for another 4 more yrs and wasting tax payers money. And what I couldnt understand is many people are still supporting that sort of behavior?

    • @alwaysbetruetoyou
      @alwaysbetruetoyou 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So many whinny ass infants on here. Get educated

  • @darthmarticusLFC
    @darthmarticusLFC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Honestly this is so scary how people can vote for this man.

    • @WastelandAmerica
      @WastelandAmerica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      White conservative Americans they appeal to trump

    • @TheLbeebe7
      @TheLbeebe7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's really weird!

    • @oasis67
      @oasis67 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lack of intelligence combined with brainwashing. Ironic how they call us the sheep for listening to the likes of Fauci and actual statistics when all they do is believe the person who has been proven to tell over 20'000 lies since taking office 🙈

    • @hijodepuuu
      @hijodepuuu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Not as scary as voting for Biden thats for damn sure.

    • @nickcaruth8939
      @nickcaruth8939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      your right....but it just show you that trump did not bring all this HATE OUT OF PEOPLE IT WAS ALREADY THERE IT TOOK TRUMP TO COME AND PUT A VOICE TO THE HATE

  • @1000teresa4ever
    @1000teresa4ever 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stephen Colbert did the same "last more than 48 hour joke".

  • @dbsean
    @dbsean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    From the guy who brought you "the reason there are so many cases is because we are doing too many tests" comes the new hit single "I'm only losing because they're counting all the votes against me"

    • @Conchita0511
      @Conchita0511 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No his problem is that we are not verifying the votes, and not allowing the vote monitors to see the votes, if we were loosing we would want to verify the votes also. I don't understand why we are not allowing the vote monitors to see the votes, and why we are not verifying them so that he will leave peacefully. So it is very unfair, and we Democrats should be doing it better than them.....

  • @mikeFolco
    @mikeFolco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Can't wait to ignore US politics again when the fool goes away (I'm not American).

    • @rmn1titw392
      @rmn1titw392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      For real!!

    • @josiahferrell5022
      @josiahferrell5022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We don't have that luxury. Otherwise, we will have absolutely no chance of accomplishing anything decent.

    • @peddlerinc5332
      @peddlerinc5332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rmn1titw392 and thats how we got trump

    • @lisabinhawaii324
      @lisabinhawaii324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exactly; we shouldn't have to micromanage our President.

    • @XLRAshon
      @XLRAshon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sorry but that's a terrible position to have.
      It's the fact that so many Americans are and want to stay misinformed is how we got Trump in the first place.
      The best way to get a government you want is staying at least some what active in our democracy

  • @Zeldas_Lullaby
    @Zeldas_Lullaby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "I'm the president forever!" cracked me up. XD

    • @DrumCaptain1
      @DrumCaptain1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me too!!! Lmao

    • @elik.webber7630
      @elik.webber7630 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same thing a Roman General, Said didn't they find him dead in the Senate .lol.And that Senate was corrupt as hell all bent on their own wealth and greed . Let the games begin.

  • @anglovetree3308
    @anglovetree3308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That's why the world looks down at Americans with disdain & mistrust.

  • @r00tboy45
    @r00tboy45 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He can't even spell fraud. 🤪

  • @Jojos329
    @Jojos329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I was waiting for you Jimmy

    • @cal6780
      @cal6780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Donnie doesn't understand how counting works?
    C'mon.. who's really surprised by that?

    • @NARNONDU
      @NARNONDU 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dude you are everywhere 😂👍

    • @crazeyjoe
      @crazeyjoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Votes, no. Money, yes.

    • @spookysarah2403
      @spookysarah2403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Explains why he went bankrupt

    • @ak99515ak
      @ak99515ak 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      4 years ago
      Trump there are lots of illegal votes
      Today
      Trump there's are lots of legal votes

    • @thaimassage23
      @thaimassage23 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He actually doesn't understand a lot of things,but he UNDERSTANDS PRISON.

  • @danielvanness6936
    @danielvanness6936 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just perfect !! Thank you for my most continuous smile in a long time. I laughed alot

  • @andreestahl3820
    @andreestahl3820 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMG! Right up there in your top 10 best monologues! Loved it!

  • @thehellwithem
    @thehellwithem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    "I will sue this election unless I win". For one time, Trump said the truth.

    • @thehellwithem
      @thehellwithem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@Bass Player So convenient Trump might even do it for the sake of pure altruism, right?

    • @screwyou519
      @screwyou519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Bass Player there is medicine for what you have !!

    • @kelliepatton200
      @kelliepatton200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Bass Player U sound stupid!

    • @fatmanjr7215
      @fatmanjr7215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How ironic is it that you’ll find democrats being more toxic than republicans on social media. Y’all are fighting over the wrong things. How about question the fact that you’ve got 2 complete idiots running for President

    • @-Puzzles-
      @-Puzzles- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahaha

  • @midlifeandnailingit6342
    @midlifeandnailingit6342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    He reminds me of playing Candyland with my kids when they were 4 and 6...

    • @kimadams1331
      @kimadams1331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha!! I was just saying that exact same thing!!

    • @dollymadison2397
      @dollymadison2397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol. I was thinking of the lil boy on "Big Daddy"
      "KANGAROO SONG!!! KANGAROO SONG!!!
      KANGAROO SONG!!!!"
      AND
      "I WIN!! "Because I win!!!"

    • @zukan2445
      @zukan2445 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And you remind me of another typical feminist with same look

    • @rita25y.o-checkmyvideo27
      @rita25y.o-checkmyvideo27 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🦓🦁

    • @wantse-rita25y.oopenmycana50
      @wantse-rita25y.oopenmycana50 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🐴🦊

  • @cheynebest7028
    @cheynebest7028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a canadian I have no idea why the vote is even close to have another 4 years of this!?

  • @mzmicki111
    @mzmicki111 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you Jimmy Kimmel for four great years four and a half great years of trump jokes you brought us through thank you

  • @Mooooty
    @Mooooty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    "I like presidents who win Arizona" - John McCain

    • @1awlfc1
      @1awlfc1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Underrated comment 😄

    • @jeniferjohnson374
      @jeniferjohnson374 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ha!!

    • @henrylam92
      @henrylam92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      People in AZ didn't forget what Trump said about the beloved John McCain

  • @toddswartz3510
    @toddswartz3510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    When a narcissist is trying to convince you of something they do that soft speaking thing.......my stepdad is a narcissist and does the same thing....weird

    • @avedic
      @avedic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's to draw the listener in....you have to sorta strain to hear what they say...which gives them power over you.
      It's obviously all subconscious. But it's pretty common.

    • @toddswartz3510
      @toddswartz3510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@avedic that does make sense yes ....became annoying as hell to me , having been exposed to that through the years...

    • @thebeamli
      @thebeamli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My ex is a narcissist, I learned late that the soft voice was equivalent to a narcissistic rant

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That voice can be kinda scary too, can't it? I mean, with some of these people, they're using it to signal a calm before a storm...

    • @dondamon4669
      @dondamon4669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sorry about that man must of been very annoying!!

  • @alonzocalvillo6702
    @alonzocalvillo6702 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you Jimmy for providing some comedy in these nervous times. We all need some comedy relief right now.

  • @samuelbarber6177
    @samuelbarber6177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    It's almost as if he doesn't like it when it doesn't go his way... Wait? Pulls away Trump's mask, Oh My God! A toddler

  • @Googlegnome
    @Googlegnome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    How many ex presidents have gone to jail before?

    • @myidentityisamystery5142
      @myidentityisamystery5142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Little Donny will be the first one ✨

    • @11030
      @11030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      0

    • @Mari-xh9xr
      @Mari-xh9xr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@myidentityisamystery5142 love the nick name😗👌

    • @DARWINZOO
      @DARWINZOO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They've got the papers in hand

    • @kinfekaleab49
      @kinfekaleab49 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Trump will be the first one

  • @sylviahaik6303
    @sylviahaik6303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was under the impression that Mar-a-Lago had a residency limit of 21 days. How come Trump has been living there for over 100 days.

  • @breadfan262
    @breadfan262 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The polls weren’t wrong in 2016. They had HRC over DJT by 2% with a 4% margin of error. It was a statistical no call. Besides, HRC did get about 2% more votes.

  • @skoll_2024
    @skoll_2024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Finally someone used the right method “Mmm sorry. Where were we?” Talk to the adults in the room.

  • @joetoto8504
    @joetoto8504 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    great set my friend, you are on the top of your game, I would love to write for you! Thanks