Election Results 2020: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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  • @MandJTV
    @MandJTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22728

    It feels so nice to see John happy about something that's not a sewage plant

    • @litigatedparadox8946
      @litigatedparadox8946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +382

      Wow, didn’t expect you to be here! I love your videos!

    • @Celeste7737
      @Celeste7737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      I second that! Hi Michael!

    • @ToxicWaffle183
      @ToxicWaffle183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@litigatedparadox8946 i was thinking the same thing

    • @mr.cheese3924
      @mr.cheese3924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      That's a good point, also love your videos.

    • @PretenderCS
      @PretenderCS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      But nothing will improve for regular people

  • @LPNurja
    @LPNurja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9627

    Gosh, I love BBQ-Beer-Freedom-guy. He's literally the answer to the question: "What if Donnie hadn't been born into a rich family?" He absolutely looks the part.

    • @moukafaslouka4796
      @moukafaslouka4796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      Best quip of the entire week!

    • @tiaraqriley
      @tiaraqriley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      😂🤣😂🤣

    • @drunkensailor3736
      @drunkensailor3736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Trump Junior has called on Trump supporters to "GO TO WAR" inciting violence and social unrest. If you're wondering whether that could be the spark for CIVIL WAR, there's a great analysis that looks into that: th-cam.com/video/EeF61LRYSKk/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=MyTake

    • @Royalname31
      @Royalname31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Damn, you are right. I can't unsee it.
      Though, the only difference is that his tan actually looks like a tan.

    • @emdivine
      @emdivine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      @@Royalname31 Yeah that's the kind of thing that happens if you're not born to rich parents. You get a real tan because you have to do things outside

  • @hufflepuffsith5465
    @hufflepuffsith5465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2649

    "Four Seasons too long."
    Yeah, but this one ends at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

    • @Ownly
      @Ownly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Super underrated comment

    • @matthiasbauer3822
      @matthiasbauer3822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Let's just hope this horror series isn't going to be picked up again in 4 years, becauseI couldn't live through another season 8 ... especially if it ends with the tyrant being replaced by a robotic, pale and emotionless cripple - Jared the Broken!

    • @TurquazCannabiz
      @TurquazCannabiz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@matthiasbauer3822 The American democratic system is broken. The whole country makes a 180 degree turn every 4-8 years.

    • @voxhominem
      @voxhominem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@matthiasbauer3822 jared the broken. Laughing my ass off god damn

    • @roxannwatson8896
      @roxannwatson8896 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@matthiasbauer3822 let hope like hello this doesn't happen across the country. Faithless Electors.
      www.king5.com/article/news/local/washington-electors-to-vote-for-biden-in-decemeber/281-ecb44aec-4065-4d7d-8262-7515ed0d3c79

  • @mrnonsense1031
    @mrnonsense1031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5344

    Trump got the full 2020 experience.
    -he got COVID
    -he lost his job
    -he got evicted

    • @brianr6651
      @brianr6651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      .....Sad......

    • @ncrranger3529
      @ncrranger3529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      VR 4K RTX 3090 experience

    • @leinad2934
      @leinad2934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      Unlike the Americans who experienced the same, it was all self-inflicted.

    • @queenbeezbuzz9038
      @queenbeezbuzz9038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Under rated comment

    • @LOUDsigh
      @LOUDsigh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol

  • @CaitlinKoi
    @CaitlinKoi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    Seeing John with a glint of hope in his eye again makes me so happy

    • @JW-mg1sk
      @JW-mg1sk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes, makes me happy to see him hopeful 🙏🏽☺️

    • @markerwarrior3403
      @markerwarrior3403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I honestly compare this to the first few weeks when pokemon go was popular and everything felt possible and happy 🤣🤣🤣

    • @HowToChangeName
      @HowToChangeName 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably the only episode in blank void where John seems hopeful

    • @51ratdog
      @51ratdog หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not so happy today Nov 12 2024 ….trump is back lol

  • @osakasakr1
    @osakasakr1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1251

    "I have no time for losers"- tssss, aaah, oh I felt that burn.

    • @telmobrito519
      @telmobrito519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Tim Evans with the debts he has i doubt he will be able to keep being a problem for long.

    • @eurekajimVoteBlue
      @eurekajimVoteBlue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @Tim Evans As soon as he's out of office his Twitter and Facebook accounts are probably going to be banned for TOS violations, the only reason they haven't been is because he's still in office.

    • @dorys4051
      @dorys4051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tim Evans I’m worried he’s going to get the Supreme Court involved

    • @patrickhamel2756
      @patrickhamel2756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s funny that he’s actually gonna be the one going to jail. RNC appearances? Maybe via zoom from a jail cell.

    • @MrJBA79
      @MrJBA79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I picture them all drunk in ditches, with cheap whisky in a brown paper bag singing 'We Are The Champions". I'd be above them in my imagination, watering them and calling it rain. Hahahahaa!

  • @theshmoo560
    @theshmoo560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2164

    John's tank top with his three favorite things should definitely include Adam Driver, that absolute Clydesdale of a man

    • @clairecar9390
      @clairecar9390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Omg yes! 😂

    • @rhov-anion
      @rhov-anion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I know, right??? Then again, I'm sure his face is printing on John's boxers.

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I was hoping that he would be in that list 😂

    • @ZHL242
      @ZHL242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Tear my muscle fibers you pensive steed

    • @paraicmchugh5468
      @paraicmchugh5468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@rhov-anion Printed on the inside of his boxers.

  • @jacobsimpson7483
    @jacobsimpson7483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    "That's not even the worst thing he's asked his supporters to do"
    2021:

  • @sebastianportalatin5658
    @sebastianportalatin5658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    You know John is ecstatic because he looks notably less depressed than in the last 20 episodes.

    • @drunkensailor3736
      @drunkensailor3736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hope he deals with other topics now such as the terrorism and cartoons situation in France. It's time we explored the debate between free speech and religion and how far our anti-terrorism responses should go. Found agreat vid that does just that in the context of the France attacks: th-cam.com/video/ahlJXAaH59w/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=MyTake

    • @montecrysto33
      @montecrysto33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I can't imagine what an episode it will be when it is all over and we get that vaccine, they're gonna 'party like octopuses on ecstasy' at HBO I tell you

    • @Beautiful_Disaster28
      @Beautiful_Disaster28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think the whole world feels the same as John. LOL

    • @hp22h78
      @hp22h78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Literally feels like he was reverse aging as the episode continued.

    • @jhunterb123
      @jhunterb123 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      qfs blockchain system homeland security made the ballots and they used traceable watermarks that cant be recreated its a perfect case that will win in supreme court they planned this sting all along Qanon.pub Q is real and will save America (jfk and jfk jr burial ground shape) jfk started it and his boy jfk jr will finish it hes is not dead and hes helping trump destroy the evil and i mean evil deepstate demonrats
      Just think of what the media has been covering up and lying about
      Adrenochrome
      Pizzagate
      Obamagate
      Epstiens island
      Hillary emails
      D.u.m.b bases
      Wienstien
      pedowood
      Frazzledrip
      The children are all this was about its not about money thats why the world is shut down for the flu virus
      Qanon.pub
      Trump2020
      Wwg1wga
      Q - ENJOY THE SHOW
      Q - YOU CANT STOP WHAT IS COMING

  • @foragings
    @foragings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5284

    “that’s not even the worst thing he’s had his supporters do!”
    me, watching this three weeks after january 6: oh boy

    • @DemonDante1000
      @DemonDante1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      It is a pretty exhaustive list.

    • @danceingntherain2
      @danceingntherain2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      We were so innocent back then.

    • @ilikerocks2180
      @ilikerocks2180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@danceingntherain2 We?

    • @LukasKain
      @LukasKain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ahhh if he didn't say it I was gonna

    • @carolynfisher4530
      @carolynfisher4530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DemonDante1000
      0

  • @shesh_o
    @shesh_o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1678

    "interrupted by a walking internet comment", Perfect.

    • @ewestner
      @ewestner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Totally perfect.

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lord of the Rings!

    • @Darric1Actual
      @Darric1Actual 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hated to give you a like since you were at 69, but it had to be done.

    • @ChrisSmith-qx6wt
      @ChrisSmith-qx6wt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right😁

    • @stonecat676
      @stonecat676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      those look especially dumb irl, don't they? on god

  • @mortanos8938
    @mortanos8938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    I just love the moment when Giuliani asks "Do you think we're stupid, do you think we're fools?", and the supporter in the backround vehemently keeps nodding.

  • @doablefilms9380
    @doablefilms9380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    "You think we're stupid?" "Yeah. Yeah we do" LMFAO the timing on that was genius

  • @Watereashes
    @Watereashes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    I’m so glad to see the light back in John’s eyes

    • @victoriancu7358
      @victoriancu7358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ya now the late night hosts can actually get back to comedy

  • @cloud__99
    @cloud__99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2281

    I didn’t realize how much I missed seeing that smug grin on John’s face and sincere joy in his eyes.
    Looking forward to all the new stories about how f*cked up our world is without once hearing the word Donald Trump in them

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Yep. Now this pesky episode is over - we can go back to the real problems, like climate change, world poverty and hunger and such. It's not that they were gone the last 4 years.
      But on the other hand - a few moments of extasy-octopuss-party seems alright right now.

    • @Fewe00
      @Fewe00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      God I never want to hear his name again or see his stupid face. Just looking at him is exhausting.

    • @theanalyst5264
      @theanalyst5264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      13:51 .. This is how John Oliver manipulates people ... You'll think he's telling the whole truth but he's a fuckin rat.
      Observers were in the room but they were kept 25 ft away. What's the point of having an ovserver then . That's what Trump campaign has been fighting for.

    • @herbsandmagick4532
      @herbsandmagick4532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @The Analyst - Don’t waste your time posting here. If you have evidence, share it with that website Oliver mentioned!

    • @olivson84
      @olivson84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wouldn't hold my breath :)
      Most of the fuckery will probably be because of Trump anyway.. So we still have a few years of hearing his name until things go back to "normal".

  • @halliewong
    @halliewong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    "It is genuinely hard to overstate the level of relief that has been flying around parts of this country."
    Literally me rewatching this piece two years later and tearing up just being reminded of how stressed and miserable I was in the days before the results came in, and how relieved and happy I was when it was all over. Just hearing him say the words _"he lost"_ made me cry again.

    • @Isawwhatyoudid
      @Isawwhatyoudid ปีที่แล้ว

      But he hasn't gone away. He is running again and his supporters have gotten even *worse* - their detachment from reality is complete. I don't see how we are going to move forward when a sizable portion of our population believe that every thing that makes them the slightest bit uncomfortable is fake news. It doesn't even have to be about Trump, or even politics anymore. All kinds of what I would call benign stories, as in they won't affect any ones lives and that they are events that are not far fetched at all - stuff that happens often - they are calling stuff even like that fake news if it is simply something they do not agree with. That can not go on, its not like a "we won't tolerate that" kinda thing - its a house divided will fall kinda thing.

    • @KeithJackson-ux7eh
      @KeithJackson-ux7eh ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too

    • @rodemire
      @rodemire ปีที่แล้ว

      Well... He's running again in 2024...

    • @halliewong
      @halliewong 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@rodemire haha, yeah, and that's totally completely fine and not at all FREAKING ME OUT in every way :)

    • @doge8825
      @doge8825 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@halliewongpersonally the 2022 midterms were far more of a relief for me, mostly because I went into the night expecting a complete loss for normalcy but America showed me it’s still kicking despite many outward appearances, while I had a lot of hope going into the 2020 election

  • @jackalbane
    @jackalbane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    “I have no time for losers” That shade was felt from MARS

  • @kenthan9388
    @kenthan9388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    This was full of gems, but...
    "That 'Get Out" garden party guest" was the true winner.

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I've heard that one before... What was with the garden party in _Get Out?_

    • @toddjones1480
      @toddjones1480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kyle Stubbs It was a pre-auction party and the only item up for bid was a black man.

    • @Polyglot_English
      @Polyglot_English 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      **VOTE THIRD PARTY** th-cam.com/video/OkoEKQLwIwg/w-d-xo.html

    • @isabellevasquez7433
      @isabellevasquez7433 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I literally said "holy shit" out loud lmfao he's not wrong

    • @jamera8223
      @jamera8223 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'll be recycling that one. Its an apt description for a few people I know.

  • @jaberalsakka148
    @jaberalsakka148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    "I would love to make fun of that, but unfortunately I have no time for losers"
    Humiliation on so many levels 😂😂😂😂

    • @brennanwn
      @brennanwn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      OUCH THAT HURTS

    • @TheorizingWithBen
      @TheorizingWithBen 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The last 4 years say otherwise.

    • @hardy83
      @hardy83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It would've been so easy to make a comment about singing a song by a group where the lead singer was, at the very least, bisexual, and not American. lol

    • @MamaLeahRocksIt
      @MamaLeahRocksIt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheorizingWithBen The last four years have proven what a loser Donald really is. No shame, no empathy, no dedication to the people he was legally bound to represent. Total loser behavior.

  • @clbl8706
    @clbl8706 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    "It's the highest court in the land not a vice principals office"... I'm from the future. It got worse :(

    • @Angry5704
      @Angry5704 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It got so much worse. This is the worst situation we've been in since the Civil War.

  • @camiliahope8486
    @camiliahope8486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1008

    " If you don't understand how those images rhyme with history it's because maybe you're not used to seeing them in color "
    That hit hard

    • @請訂閱-g7k
      @請訂閱-g7k 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/BYbq7RqeTmI/w-d-xo.html 😿

    • @MicJaguar
      @MicJaguar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I wonder how many peoples heads that racist slam went over. 🤣

    • @kalbininkas
      @kalbininkas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you think that was racially motivated, you don't understand logic and reason.

    • @NoneYaBp
      @NoneYaBp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@kalbininkas oh? enlighten us oh wise one xD

    • @kalbininkas
      @kalbininkas 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NoneYaBp So you think it's about racism?

  • @emwecker
    @emwecker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2230

    That BBQ guy wanted to be “silenced” sooo bad to legitimize his screams. Lol

    • @DoctorNemmo
      @DoctorNemmo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      I love the "Where were we?" comment afterwards. That was pretty much a Jurassic Park moment.

    • @senicanastasia
      @senicanastasia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      I got to see the "hold me back" move in real time. Awesome!

    • @lancairw867
      @lancairw867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was fake. Setup by Biden campaign. Like let’s get an actor and what would a Trump supporter wear ?

    • @wethepeople1680
      @wethepeople1680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Too bad for him it didn't happen..

    • @vez3834
      @vez3834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      @@lancairw867 Either way it was good entertainment. You know they've lost when they start calling every little thing fake.

  • @Shadoestar
    @Shadoestar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "Not even the worst thing he's asked his supporters to do."
    Two months later...

  • @AmySay
    @AmySay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1528

    “And if you don’t understand how those images rhyme with ‘history’, it might be because you’re just not used to seeing them in color.”

    • @bahadryldz2046
      @bahadryldz2046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I think one of his smartest phrases ever.

    • @MrRamirosa
      @MrRamirosa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I could even hear the boot hitting the ground rhythmically

    • @elyssay3157
      @elyssay3157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah, that hurt.

    • @JeeVeeHaych
      @JeeVeeHaych 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He really nailed it with that sentence.

    • @joeybaddog398
      @joeybaddog398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      gave me chills :(

  • @corvusdove874
    @corvusdove874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    When you get an eviction notice and the whole world throws a party over it, and you respond by telling them it's fake and you're not moving out, that's some next level Narcissism right there.

    • @mikesyyt
      @mikesyyt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      surely thinking the WHOLE World cares about the murican circus , has to be the height of Narcissism , greetings - rest of the World !

    • @dannahinojosa1934
      @dannahinojosa1934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Trump is the Narcissist in Chief

    • @Lastrit_JME
      @Lastrit_JME 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ​@@mikesyyt I mean... While it is an exaggeration, it's not unfair to say that "the rest of the world" cares about American Politics. America is a global superpower and we have news coverage, from all around the world, of people celebrating Trump's defeat.

    • @bradybrapples
      @bradybrapples 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@mikesyyt HBO is an american media company, primarily aimed at the US market, and to not expect them to cover American politics a little more closely than they would the rest of the world is also a little arrogant. Don't watch American entertainment and then get offended that it has an American perspective, no matter how flawed and stupid that worldview may be

    • @kurushi857
      @kurushi857 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hear the united airlines security staff needs work.

  • @JeeVeeHaych
    @JeeVeeHaych 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1022

    "No more f*cking Jared". I'll drink to that!

    • @joshporter5205
      @joshporter5205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ivanka would, too

    • @DanielMores
      @DanielMores 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I just drank a Moscow Mule to that.
      :-P

    • @Skiddles-ey6tu
      @Skiddles-ey6tu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wouldn’t get my hopes up too high. Counting isn’t over. Trump 2020

    • @HandyMan657
      @HandyMan657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Skiddles-ey6tu Hahahaha, sucker

    • @HokiePitcher22
      @HokiePitcher22 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unless we are talking about Subway Jared....in prison.

  • @Milerzz
    @Milerzz ปีที่แล้ว +107

    I find myself rewatching these episodes about trump every once in a while. I think it’s good to remember how batshit those years were in an effort to not become complacent for what batshit is yet to come. It’s also good to remember the absolute joy and relief I felt learning the election results from that year.

    • @stephenwright8824
      @stephenwright8824 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      So long as he's alive, in prison or not, the nightmare is NOT over!

    • @marysmith7765
      @marysmith7765 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stephenwright8824 he’s going to be made into a martyr no matter how he kicks it. He could die from colon cancer and it would still be the lib’s fault.

    • @McCarthyJohn100
      @McCarthyJohn100 ปีที่แล้ว

      After 2016, I never imagined such a cult following. Even after DJT dies, his MAGA following will remain in congress and threaten our democracy for years to come.

    • @jerryp6001
      @jerryp6001 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I am at the same time baffled ..about how long it was was ..yet we are still in the middle of it.
      It isn't the past...it is still very much the present.
      Trump has been saying the same thing for years, there's no line of demarcation that separates then from now.

    • @JohnPeter-yf5jf
      @JohnPeter-yf5jf ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Need the 3yr reminder

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9606

    "I say I win, therefore I did."

    • @flavoracid
      @flavoracid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      I hereby claim victory, bro.

    • @oskarhenriksen
      @oskarhenriksen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      I hereby won the lottery

    • @oskarhenriksen
      @oskarhenriksen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @WANT SÈХ - Rita 22 y.o !!! OPEN MY C A N A L !!! I only want a neat transition, but thank you

    • @MsJoyce31202
      @MsJoyce31202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@oskarhenriksen Me too.

    • @UniverseOfMemez
      @UniverseOfMemez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I claim to claim this claim

  • @viduralakmina1
    @viduralakmina1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1464

    “Walking internet comment” is the best insult ever 😂😂

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂

    • @somethinunameit637
      @somethinunameit637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I just couldn't get over his awkward walk away right before he got ignored like a moldy cheese stick hiding in the back of a crisper.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's so accurate! I'm going to save that one for later. I live in a red state but a blue portion but I might still see someone behave like that guy here. It is Alabama, after all.

    • @MrGhostnextdoor
      @MrGhostnextdoor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'd say 'Get Out garden party guest' beats it

    • @shayo201
      @shayo201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lold at this one

  • @tresdelengua
    @tresdelengua 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Live your life in a way that does not make people dance in the streets when you are gone.

    • @-thedog-briangriffin9720
      @-thedog-briangriffin9720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well said.

    • @stephenwright8824
      @stephenwright8824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In other words, don"t be a Trump from anywhere close to the East River? Got it.

    • @pineforest1442
      @pineforest1442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Everyone partying when Trump was forced out of office. I’m pretty sure I cracked into a wine when the whole country voted to fire him.

    • @jaeboogie2786
      @jaeboogie2786 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      👌 you're fired 👌 lol

    • @LaPlaya-rw1cp
      @LaPlaya-rw1cp 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don't preach premature sentences

  • @jackofalltrades1773
    @jackofalltrades1773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Funny hearing conservatives sing Queen well knowing that Freddie Mercury would absolutely not approve of their cause.

    • @stephenwright8824
      @stephenwright8824 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Or they of his sexuality.

    • @HarryRenner-h9q
      @HarryRenner-h9q 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I'm willing to bet that the rest of the group and his estate were mad as hell. and shot a cease and desist letter out to the Republican party. because I have never heard that song played by the Republican party since then.

    • @RyuKyu.77
      @RyuKyu.77 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Freddie Mercury the king (or queen) of the bisexuals?! Never!

    • @Lina_unchained
      @Lina_unchained 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@RyuKyu.77as a fellow bisexual I object in the strongest terms to our King / Queen being used in this disgraceful manner ❤

  • @aarifnaim9692
    @aarifnaim9692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    *”Look, I would love to make fun of that, but unfortunately, I have no time for losers.”*
    That is just excellent.

    • @melaniescarlet01
      @melaniescarlet01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I definitely laughed at that. 😄

  • @PinkiL
    @PinkiL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    I'm so happy to see John look well-rested and delivering the news without suppressing anger and disappointment.

  • @Sarcasmhime
    @Sarcasmhime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1486

    "Get Out garden party guest" is my new favourite insult.
    Also, I am sad that this was clearly finished before Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

    • @Primalstrawberry
      @Primalstrawberry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Oh my god that better be in the next Last Week Tonight because holy shit, what an embarrassment lmao

    • @syd5380
      @syd5380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I NEED to hear John make fun of that, for my health

    • @timsheljjj
      @timsheljjj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And great name for a band

    • @mackerel2002
      @mackerel2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yea, i hope he covers it next week

    • @Sarcasmhime
      @Sarcasmhime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@syd5380 I wish we could have seen his face when he first found out about it XD

  • @kristienorsedragonwebber1328
    @kristienorsedragonwebber1328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Sometimes I just come back to watch this episode, and remind myself of how good it felt to watch this the first time.
    Then I’m reminded that we need to watch it routinely, stop taking it for granted, and force Manchin, Sinema, et al to watch it on repeat, with their eyes pried open a la “Clockwork Orange.”

    • @realJimMarshall
      @realJimMarshall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's the most authoritarian thing I have ever read

    • @fogrepairshipakashi5834
      @fogrepairshipakashi5834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@realJimMarshall Then you haven't read much.

    • @Isawwhatyoudid
      @Isawwhatyoudid ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@realJimMarshall Well if you read that and took that last part literally then you have much bigger problems.

  • @i_bomb_atomikly9692
    @i_bomb_atomikly9692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4001

    “Live your life in such a way that the ENTIRE WORLD doesn’t celebrate when you get voted out of office...”
    -Some guy, Twitter

    • @Jinppa
      @Jinppa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Entire world? Nope.

    • @mladenmilenkovic9279
      @mladenmilenkovic9279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Like nearly half of the US voted for him, I seriously doubt the entire world are celebrating

    • @informitas0117
      @informitas0117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      well, besides dictators. but not being celebrated by them is a good thing.

    • @belldrop7365
      @belldrop7365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@mladenmilenkovic9279 Those that voted for him also celebrated... prematurely.

    • @TheMessyDane
      @TheMessyDane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@Jinppa
      Your rigth, Russia isn't celebrating.

  • @otrellmcdaniel6245
    @otrellmcdaniel6245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    I'd almost forgotten what John Oliver looked and sounded like when he was happy about something. I know how he feels.

    • @ionisator1
      @ionisator1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@iwantsexseemyvideo6250 Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what

    • @jasonchui6226
      @jasonchui6226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Stop the count."
      Sooo...you want to murder democracy?

    • @dansmoothback9644
      @dansmoothback9644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was going to say the same thing! Im glad he had a good day and i want to send him a hearty smile :]

  • @ClevelandRock
    @ClevelandRock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2082

    "The United States government is perfectly capable of escorting trespassers out of the White House."
    After what happened at the Capitol yesterday, I'm not so sure.

    • @Careonovam
      @Careonovam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Care to fill me in ? I only heard that there were a few - excuse my french - dickheads trying to storm the capitol, but got smacked down quite early. Since I am not a citizen of the United States, I can only assume what happened by very scarce media coverage, so I would appreciate it immensely if you could tell me more ! =)

    • @Anvilman
      @Anvilman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@Careonovam The police were drastically undermanned and underequipped for the riots. The dickheads overwhelmed the police guarding the capital building via sheer numbers. It wasn't until they got close to a secured area (where the congressmen were being guarded) that one of the secret service or whatever opened fire and killed one.

    • @Careonovam
      @Careonovam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@Anvilman Bloody heck... I had no Idea that shit got so serious. Thank you for informing me. I hope you, your family, your loved ones stay safe and healthy. Have a good night !

    • @ClevelandRock
      @ClevelandRock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Careonovam See it for yourself.
      watch?v=dLSHJDn2DJo shows Trump supporters breaking into the Capitol in broad daylight.
      watch?v=vUJr5inU-3Y shows them casually strolling around inside with no authorities anywhere to be seen.
      watch?v=YYFRV_BSj8E shows them mingling with police and taking selfies with them.
      The DC police are now being investigated and the chief has resigned. I'd like to say something like, "I'm just glad nobody got hurt," but people got hurt.

    • @Anvilman
      @Anvilman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Careonovam Me and mine are fine, but I appreciate the concern.
      On one hand, it's downright laughable how incompetant they were about it. The people who busted in were all acting like it was a video game or TV show; Amply clear they didn't have a clue what they were getting themselves into, and got completely blindsided when the police finally started using pepper spray and tear gas. On the other hand, that lack of thought is downright terrifying; they came scarily close to doing horrible, horrible things and didn't even realize it until after the fact, if even then.

  • @TheAutisticKeybladeWielder
    @TheAutisticKeybladeWielder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Thanks John for making humanity a lot more bearable for me,

  • @noorat42
    @noorat42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5662

    Trump's logic is amazing:
    "I'm only losing because they're counting votes."
    "Covid numbers are only increasing because they're counting."
    You'd think he has a problem with numbers lol.

    • @belgarath6388
      @belgarath6388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Probably because he cant count that hight.

    • @eedyhernandez5946
      @eedyhernandez5946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      No wonder he can't show his taxes

    • @nightlystalkers
      @nightlystalkers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      He can't even count his debt for starters...

    • @cy-one
      @cy-one 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      I'm pretty sure he has good numbers. He probably has the best numbers!

    • @whyisthomyorke
      @whyisthomyorke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      I don’t own a scale so I’ve been the same weight since high school

  • @YoniIsrael
    @YoniIsrael 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1876

    as a BBQ, Beer and Freedom lover, I must say that this guy doesn't represent us BBQ, Beer and Freedom lovers.

    • @cjaypaz9842
      @cjaypaz9842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      WE NEED OUR FREEDOM FROM THAT GUY

    • @SGGCREATIVES
      @SGGCREATIVES 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Scratches left butt cheek while lifting up beer draft.. "HERE HERE!" *berps

    • @emilyjones7724
      @emilyjones7724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Notice how "freedom" was the smallest word on the shirt...

    • @cageybee7221
      @cageybee7221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      BBQ and Beer maybe, as those are enjoyed by everyone no matter how awful. but definetly not freedom when he wants to stop an election.

    • @anomalocaris2593
      @anomalocaris2593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Are we talking about american freedom what people in kentucky believe/live in, or european that saved people from bankruptcy during this pandemic

  • @erikrunnel7165
    @erikrunnel7165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +868

    "This is an embarrassment for our country."
    Yes. Yes you are. You were literally laughed at on the UN floor.

    • @nickr8550
      @nickr8550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The same UN that is handing over Chinese dissadent names to the CCP?

    • @candiwright1926
      @candiwright1926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      And trupm thought they were celebrateing him lol 😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😜😅

    • @johnklaus9111
      @johnklaus9111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@nickr8550 where do you people get this shit.

    • @Phoritus
      @Phoritus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@johnklaus9111 they just read something on Facebook and they take it as fact.

    • @WEStern-sm3ot
      @WEStern-sm3ot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nickr8550
      😂

  • @msvonnegutpunch5384
    @msvonnegutpunch5384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    “‘Get Out’ garden party guest” might be my favorite drag he’s ever done

  • @RSW552
    @RSW552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    Guliani: "Do you think we're stupid? Do you think we're fools?"
    John Oliver, speaking for everyone: "Yeah. Yeah, we do."

    • @Alias_Anybody
      @Alias_Anybody 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I don't really understand why Rudy Giuliani is still a thing. Is there no Belmont or Van Hellsing left to take care of this issue?

    • @RSW552
      @RSW552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Alias_Anybody They're working behind the scenes for the SDNY. That wooden stake is coming soon.

    • @Dao128
      @Dao128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "...And not for the reasons you think we do."

    • @gramoukdoom
      @gramoukdoom 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      beautiful

    • @illansuu9572
      @illansuu9572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Alias_Anybody i know right. I mean the man can pull of a dracula cosplay but he defenetly should not be in a position of power of any kind

  • @theKRB93
    @theKRB93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    It's lovely to see John Oliver in a far less melancholy mood compared to all his other segments since entering isolation! Better times are ahead, let's hope

    • @JTA1961
      @JTA1961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I heard that !!

    • @marafrederick8331
      @marafrederick8331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Milking two cows at once."
      Oh John, you're so kind. lol

    • @fredandre8224
      @fredandre8224 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Such a relief... Check this th-cam.com/video/lib1nhdP1X0/w-d-xo.html

  • @kayeka4123
    @kayeka4123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    We've been seeing a lot Angry John lately. It's nice to see Happy John once in a while.

  • @George-lo7eq
    @George-lo7eq 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    this painfully hurts, like violently bad.

    • @JohnGoetzGaming
      @JohnGoetzGaming 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I love it! It's been so rough these 4 years being kicked to the curb and discarded and now I have hope again!

  • @christophernigro9137
    @christophernigro9137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    “Do you think we’re stupid? You think we’re fools?”
    Me and John simultaneously: “Yeah.”

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Actually, you said it. But if you're waiting for me to disagree, you might want to take a seat."

    • @teoquero3628
      @teoquero3628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's the best part 😆😆

    • @ChrisSmith-qx6wt
      @ChrisSmith-qx6wt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂OMG dude that truly was epic 😂😂😂😇

    • @JoonVeen
      @JoonVeen 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *everyone simultaneously

  • @peterjohnson8106
    @peterjohnson8106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2140

    Best quote I have read: "Trump has had the full 2020 experience:” He Got COVID-19, Lost his Job, and is now Being Evicted."

    • @tanitaindelicato5649
      @tanitaindelicato5649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      I feel for him what he felt for us...nothing

    • @MartealLamb
      @MartealLamb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      That is so awesome! He deserves our experience ;)

    • @HBear1985
      @HBear1985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JustaMomnFamily
      @JustaMomnFamily 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      👍

    • @JustaMomnFamily
      @JustaMomnFamily 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      At least her survived. My friend died of covid in the beginning and he NEVER cared

  • @waynebrooks880
    @waynebrooks880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Hate to see him go”. “ Love to watch him walk away”. Magnificent.

  • @CRITstudios
    @CRITstudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    "Pizzagate was a 9/11 .. or whatever" may be one of the best lines, totally unexpected, perfectly delivered.

    • @wobblebomb
      @wobblebomb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      💯

    • @oldfrend
      @oldfrend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      the fact that those idiots actually believed in pizzagate and Qanon just shows how mindbendingly stupid the republican party has become. it will take 20 years, but young people will see this stupidity and remember as they inherit our country, 'yeah i ain't a part of that bullshit'.

    • @wuuubbits
      @wuuubbits 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The true world for the true of hearts has come ❤
      Prepare yourselves, the true wonders and laws that govern spirituallity shall soon be revealed ❤
      Just a small hint : in chemistry there is this ideea that nothing is lost nor gained, all is transformed. Take this ideea into the concept of death ❤
      Peace to the world, mind, heart and soul for that redemption is near ❤
      Forgive yourselves and let your spirit be free for I have forgiven

    • @darthknightwingphoenix2081
      @darthknightwingphoenix2081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@oldfrend unfortunately, more and more young people are being brainwashed into this insanity. It's like ISIS at this point - a radical ideology that is ensnaring people who feel like social outcasts, promising them a place where they belong and can feel like they're a part of something greater, "insider" knowledge that makes them feel like they know stuff that others don't, and enemies to direct their frustrations towards. Honestly, the Republican Party has become less and less tethered to reality over the past few decades, but they've gotten to the point of making a clean break with it. It's now the party of "sticking it to the libs", extremist and hateful ideologies, and nothing else. Any genuine claim that they have to being the moral, God-fearing conservative party that defends the Constitution as it was written and the intentions of the Founding Fathers was thrown to the winds long ago. Conservatives wouldn't be throwing millions of dollars away on an ineffective and ill-advised wall that was never even built.

    • @alexsilva28
      @alexsilva28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fucking lost it at that one 🤣

  • @Terriblegam2r
    @Terriblegam2r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    John: “I would love to make fun of that, but unfortunately...
    I have no time for losers”
    Mic drop.

    • @drunkensailor3736
      @drunkensailor3736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hope he deals with other topics now such as the terrorism and cartoons situation in France. It's time we explored the debate between free speech and religion and how far our anti-terrorism responses should go. Found agreat vid that does just that in the context of the France attacks: th-cam.com/video/ahlJXAaH59w/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=MyTake

    • @emrog802
      @emrog802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Burn lol

    • @MetallicReg
      @MetallicReg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@drunkensailor3736 There can’t be *any* compromise between a human right and a hobby. It is the right of any free human to laugh about any kind of ideology as long as he wants as long as he does not call for violence against their followers.
      This is the main foundation of the western democratic culture, where ideologies are always below law.

  • @ashmurdle
    @ashmurdle 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I can't believe that 3.5 years later we're prepping for the exact same nightmare

  • @valentinbachmann3581
    @valentinbachmann3581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1106

    Animals that John Oliver is weirdly attracted to:
    -Camels (eyes)
    -Horses
    -Adam Driver
    -Octopuses
    (Edit:)
    -Rats
    -Hamsters in speedos
    -giraffes

    • @garbomode29
      @garbomode29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I thought no one was gonna mention it! He called those horses hot !! What the fuck!!!!

    • @thomasshaner2725
      @thomasshaner2725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      He mentioned a hamster with Speedos too..right ..

    • @chellejohnson9789
      @chellejohnson9789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      There were at least two moments in this video featuring hamsters in speedos..

    • @wigi-gum6093
      @wigi-gum6093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Hamsters and rats tho

    • @drunkensailor3736
      @drunkensailor3736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hope he deals with other topics now such as the terrorism and cartoons situation in France. It's time we explored the debate between free speech and religion and how far our anti-terrorism responses should go. Found agreat vid that does just that in the context of the France attacks: th-cam.com/video/ahlJXAaH59w/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=MyTake

  • @erich6860
    @erich6860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1067

    Just remember folks, an entire crowd of people singing we are the champions, created by a guy who's right to marry would be denied,,, by the leader they worship. Irony is not word enough here.

    • @liz5089
      @liz5089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      And the man they all originally worshipped before trump ignored the AIDS crisis that took Freddie Mercury’s life.

    • @sanipine
      @sanipine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      "My father has always supported LGBTQ people" some creepy girl in a building full of jerks

    • @minniemins2837
      @minniemins2837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@sanipine Huh? That either went over my head or went in another unrecognizable direction.

    • @minniemins2837
      @minniemins2837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I always thought it was bizarre that the campaign used YMCA as a frequent rally song. Then to watch all these homophobic or homophobic friendly people spelling out YMCA with their arms was just surreal to watch.

    • @sanipine
      @sanipine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@minniemins2837 First name: Tiffany, Surname: Trump...
      www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/tiffany-trump-says-her-father-has-always-supported-lgbtq-people-n1244078

  • @sebastianamerbauer7265
    @sebastianamerbauer7265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    "I DECLARE VICTORY"
    "you cant just say the word victory and expect something to happen"
    "I didn´t say it, I declared it"

    • @SirUnknown2
      @SirUnknown2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @ bruh that was the joke

    • @addicted2mako
      @addicted2mako 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’d be licking the state if it got him the win

    • @stratecaster547
      @stratecaster547 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      IIIIIIIII DECAAAAAARREEE VIICCCTORRYYYYYY!!!!!

    • @mehedihasanomio7098
      @mehedihasanomio7098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Use "HEREBY"

    • @danieljohnson2949
      @danieljohnson2949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love how this has turned to The Office quotes now 🤣

  • @edwardv1255
    @edwardv1255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Holy fuck. I'm just casually rewatching some old LWT, but when the first Trump clip came on, I realised I hadn't heard his voice in like half a year, and I froze in terror. I'm not sure I've made enough of an effort to work through the trauma those four years have left in me. That shit was a proper nightmare, wasn't it?

    • @baronvonlimbourgh1716
      @baronvonlimbourgh1716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Never knew a voice could give me shivvers.

    • @evee8462
      @evee8462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Exactly 😡

    • @FrankyBabes
      @FrankyBabes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The man was a disaster and it's important to remember how bad he was, directly and indirectly.

    • @heaven7360
      @heaven7360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      and I hate to bring it up, but trump will definitely run in 2024.

    • @dongojangle106
      @dongojangle106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@heaven7360 the big question in is if he wins or not. Which really hinges on how Biden finishes these next two years.

  • @googleit1131
    @googleit1131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    That part about "not use to seeing these kinds of pictures in color" really hit me hard.

    • @VanoidGaming
      @VanoidGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Yeah goddamn. And there are still people that think racism ended in that time, so sad

    • @sgy2dpe
      @sgy2dpe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      70 some odd million people voted for trump after everything he said and did. That's sickening. 70 million racist people in this country and probably countless more who didn't vote. That makes me sad to be an American. I wish I would have been born elsewhere. This country is not great and it's never been great. We've always been this way and always will.

    • @CaptainKrys
      @CaptainKrys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@sgy2dpe Keep the faith, man, it's not a fatality, it's up to you to change it. Look, you kicked this skunk out of the White House! It is a great first step, and the rest of the world is grateful for that.

    • @melancholyalexx7790
      @melancholyalexx7790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@CaptainKrys yessss exactly!!! Many world leaders are actually so very happy that he is out of the White House now! There are some that even called up Biden's administration to congratulate him!!! And just remember what John said, how we won all these state contests, making it all the much better, as well as kicking out FUCKING JARED xD
      We can and will get better and become better, because we are all in this together. Keep hope alive, because we can deliver it.

    • @TracyS513
      @TracyS513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@sgy2dpe All the countries are like us. There is racism around the world. There is hatred and evil. Ours was just hiding under the table for a bit.

  • @apkaoni7156
    @apkaoni7156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +960

    "Do you think we're fools?" Yes, you literally booked a landscaping company for a press conference

    • @bullseye3787
      @bullseye3787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lol!!!

    • @SabreLeonheart
      @SabreLeonheart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Four Seasons 😂😂

    • @Iheartfairytail3
      @Iheartfairytail3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      In an interview with people magazine in 1988 I believe trump literally said “If I were to run for office I would run as a republican. They’re the dumbest group of voters in the country. They believe anything on fox news. I could lie and they’d still eat it up. I bet my numbers would be terrific.”

    • @apkaoni7156
      @apkaoni7156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Iheartfairytail3 i belive that that's fake

    • @Aesoporific
      @Aesoporific 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Iheartfairytail3 Given that Fox News launched in 1996, that quote would prove that he was a time traveler.

  • @FreemanicParacusia
    @FreemanicParacusia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I remember that week felt like watching a horror movie where the monster finally died but there was still twenty minutes of runtime left and you just knew SOMETHING was gonna happen.
    I didn’t ask for a sequel, but it appears that one is already well into production.

    • @nenmaster5218
      @nenmaster5218 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You dont seem to know how Democrats feel about Biden, so please get a real Picture by watching 3+ Videos of "Some More News" about Biden.

    • @Isawwhatyoudid
      @Isawwhatyoudid ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hopefully its only like the last jump scare - where they poke the monster with a stick and he lunges out one final time then collapses dead for real.

    • @Nixahma
      @Nixahma ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@IsawwhatyoudidAnd that on repeat for 20 minutes, just to make sure he's *really* dead

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3775

    Now that he's no longer gonna be the president, that means he'll have a lot more free time to chill with me

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Don’t forget Putin

    • @JK-eg6dd
      @JK-eg6dd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Yes please take him to North Korea with you.

    • @joe74509migo
      @joe74509migo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Please take him to North Korea as your pet

    • @yv6358
      @yv6358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Invite him over to your place and let him stay for eternity. And obviously keep him away from twitter

    • @inevitableanarchy4203
      @inevitableanarchy4203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Dont worry, im sure he will be making an unscheduled-visit to see you and Putin VERY soon

  • @toadeightyfive
    @toadeightyfive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    17:29
    singing a song written by an openly-bisexual man born in zanzibar, tanzania who died from a viral pandemic intentionally ignored by the prime minister of his country, to defend a homophobic, racist, pandemic-denying president?
    that's a bold strategy, cotton, let's see how it plays out

    • @llostGD
      @llostGD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lmao XD

    • @peachysandie
      @peachysandie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Didn't Ronald Regan also ignore the AIDS-pandemic?
      The "onald-crew": a celebrity, turned president, who ignored a deadly pandemic during his presidency. (Plus a lot of other similarities)

    • @xohmyheadx
      @xohmyheadx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A thousand points for the Dodgeball reference!

    • @Poldovico
      @Poldovico 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@peachysandie Together, they form: Ronald McDonald

    • @llostGD
      @llostGD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@peachysandie Yes, the Reagan administration absolutely ignored the AIDS pandemic, even saying that AIDS is "nature's revenge on gay men." (- Pat Buchanan, Reagan's communications director)

  • @Juliett-A
    @Juliett-A 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Remember: Always try to live your life in such a way that the entire planet doesn't dance in the streets when you lose your job.

    • @koffiegast
      @koffiegast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Quite hard when everyone was against you before you took office. Im perplexed how many people dont look a bit further than mainstream media. I was baffled by some of the lies ive seen and how they never critiqued biden

    • @DrAppleable
      @DrAppleable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      fok bruh, you dont need to look far to see why trumpet was a dunce.

    • @sethie_shots
      @sethie_shots 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@koffiegast have you ever heard 45 speak?

    • @u.synlig
      @u.synlig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@koffiegast Have you forgotten that he created his own reputation _before_ he even took office? Were you paying attention during the primaries and the pre-election campaign season? How could anyone *fail* to have formed an opinion?

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@u.synlig Trump was the guy every 80' and 90' movie copied when they needed a slimy businessman villain... People knew what kind of monster he was way before...

  • @cloudbrooks
    @cloudbrooks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    sometimes when im having a bad day, i rewatch this video and stop after the 30 second celebration. just to make myself feel better. its great :)

    • @nenmaster5218
      @nenmaster5218 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You dont seem to know how Leftists feel about Biden, so please get a real Picture by watching 3+ Videos of "Some More News" about Biden.

  • @Hailstormand
    @Hailstormand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    I love this side of John. Gleefully reporting facts, clearly having fun.

    • @wuuubbits
      @wuuubbits 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine the girl in the video being your daughter. How would you feel? Imagine your girl with Biden in a closed room at Epstein's "private resort". Hear the screams, feel the tears, feel the sorrow that nobody can come and save her!! FEEEL.. before posting for a couple of dollars more in you pockets
      It could've been your daughter instead ...
      facebook.com/1063643964/videos/10220631268065988/

    • @Nil-pb7sf
      @Nil-pb7sf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@wuuubbits buddy you do know trump was friends with Epstein and not Biden right?

    • @ManuEreve
      @ManuEreve 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, Unbiased facts, right? Pffffffffffffffft

    • @raz9305
      @raz9305 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Biden tried to feel up children! Video evidence. Damn you are stupid.

    • @MaryamaFarah
      @MaryamaFarah 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right? It's such a noticeable change from the rest of this year

  • @kozhedub
    @kozhedub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    If the entire world reacts like we just blew up the death star when you lose the election, you have certainly made some choices

    • @camrenmugabe4166
      @camrenmugabe4166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You mean the second death star.

    • @christopher7205
      @christopher7205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@camrenmugabe4166 You mean the Nth Death Star.

    • @davidweatherholt7263
      @davidweatherholt7263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Picolas Cage Now where did these people learn how to dance the Super Spreader? "Trump's Rose Garden Ballroom?" His "Tulsa Tavern?"

    • @請訂閱-g7k
      @請訂閱-g7k 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/BYbq7RqeTmI/w-d-xo.html 😿

    • @christopher7205
      @christopher7205 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@請訂閱-g7k Now that brought me back to 2016.

  • @florete2310
    @florete2310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1624

    Rudy:
    "Do you think we're stupid?" ✅--> check
    "Do you think we're fools?" ✅--> AND check...

    • @mb2001
      @mb2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Is water wet? Is the sky blue?

    • @samgillespie3687
      @samgillespie3687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@mb2001 Well water is just water, it's molecules binding to eachother and sticking. It can make other things wet, but is not itself, wet. And the sky is actually closer to violet/purple. The way human eyes perceive reflections, light and colour makes it appear to be blue. But it isn't. I hope your rhetorical questions were answered.
      This has been your pointless internet lesson of the day. Have a good one.

    • @mb2001
      @mb2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@samgillespie3687 Rhetorical question, but that's interesting.

    • @laurelbenedetti8089
      @laurelbenedetti8089 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@samgillespie3687 CNN cfc

    • @Furry-ousNews
      @Furry-ousNews 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As far as pop quizes go this one was delightfully easy, my gpa needed it after this year

  • @Sandrae7560
    @Sandrae7560 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I’ve watched this episode at least three times! The first few minutes was worth it!!! Especially the woman on the scooter😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @kirakildal8816
    @kirakildal8816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    finally a last week tonight episode that actually lessened my anxiety

    • @JTA1961
      @JTA1961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here

    • @annafantasia
      @annafantasia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn -- you're right!!

    • @friesareyummy
      @friesareyummy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly

    • @ashutoshsharmash
      @ashutoshsharmash 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ahh well, it isn't over yet... Biden's election is just one small step to mending decades worth of systemic rot in what is still America.

    • @ericolsen9819
      @ericolsen9819 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You were cheering too loud to hear the "...almost 70 million voted for a [demonstrated] white supremacist...", and they are all around us..., but yes, please take a deep breath and try to relax for a bit. We're drowning in s#!t, but the pumps might kick on soon. What little peace and love I have left, I offer to all John Oliver fans of truth.

  • @duncant6364
    @duncant6364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    There’s something hilarious about a judge with a courtroom set as their zoom backgroubd

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I think some things have to be formal. It wouldn't just ring right, if a judge just sat in her living room doling out justice... maybe with a meat-hammer because she left her gavel in the actual court...

    • @cristianverdugogalaz8725
      @cristianverdugogalaz8725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@robertnett9793 or with a squeaky toy hammer

    • @josephgabriel3609
      @josephgabriel3609 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s like “The People’s Court!” LOL!!

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cristianverdugogalaz8725 "And the sentence is DEATH BY CUDDLES!!!" *squeek*

    • @intiorozco5063
      @intiorozco5063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The way her picture flickers because zoom can't quite figure out where the background is kinda kills the formality of it

  • @kuribayashi84
    @kuribayashi84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    "Trump. Lost."
    I never savoured two words this much my entire life.

    • @leaf16nut
      @leaf16nut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Trump losing should be no surprise to anyone; 4 bankruptcies, numerous failed casinos and hotels, 2 (possibly 3, soon) failed marriages... The guy is a walking failure, especially down a slight decline.

    • @slateslavens
      @slateslavens 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm happy to hear them now, but I was _really_ hoping our country was smart enough to end his reign years ago.

    • @robertcarr5190
      @robertcarr5190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      " trump convicted " is gonna be tasty

    • @TheRicardo414
      @TheRicardo414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Asks how old an 11 year old girl was... rips her into his arms for pictures then looks her in the eyes and says, "Im a lucky man. Spread your legs and you'll get frisked he he he." -Joe Biden
      th-cam.com/video/pAiGtrxgIFM/w-d-xo.html
      3:36
      been trying to get this posted for a while but TH-cam keeps taking it down every time. I worded it different this time and didn't call Joe a Ped0 so hopefully it doesn't get taken down this time. TH-cam doesn't let you quote Joe Biden when he's being a Ped0 goes against their morals. lmao
      if you voted for Joe Biden then you support him doing this to young girls or you're ignorant as fuck...

    • @joanfreyre
      @joanfreyre 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amen!!!!

  • @The_Tiffster
    @The_Tiffster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Stacy Abrams legitimately saved the world! She needs to be Times Magazines's "Person of the Century"💕

    • @Heisenberg-pr7pn
      @Heisenberg-pr7pn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She saved the world? Even though Biden would have won without Georgia?

    • @jeyruff429
      @jeyruff429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Heisenberg-pr7pn
      I'm sure Abram's efforts extended beyond Georgia. I was certainly impressed with her attempt at being GA governor.
      But yeah, I'm taking @Tiffany k 'a words as complimenting exaggeration. Nothing wrong with that if everyone recognizes it as such. Just like when people say "Trump is smart". Awwww, that's sweet of you to say.😆 --J

    • @radgamerxyz
      @radgamerxyz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Heisenberg-pr7pn We got the senate because of her

    • @jeyruff429
      @jeyruff429 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@radgamerxyz ("Benko" sounds like those Japanese pinball machines 🙂)
      ...And, like, literally millions of others. But yeah, as far as visible MVP's go, I'm sure she's up there.
      Who knows what power was wrought by invisible string pullers... 🤔 --J

    • @biggestboofer
      @biggestboofer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I fail to see how she saved the world? What did she save it from? Trump was already president for 4 years what horrible world ending thing was he gonna do in his 2nd term?

  • @KusoShikikan
    @KusoShikikan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    it just makes me happy to see an episode where John ends it with a happy note.

  • @joshuaalonzo2499
    @joshuaalonzo2499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    May I say, when this pandemic started, and you did that first show without an audience, it really put into perspective the impact this was going to have. Now, all these months later, I realized that not trying to get laughs from an audience has allowed for the show to really improve. I always liked this show and how informative it is, but now it’s perfect in my eyes. Thank you for everything.

    • @L96A2
      @L96A2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I love this show, but for me a lot of the jokes fall flat.

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      👍

    • @SerenityM54L2SAM5L5N1
      @SerenityM54L2SAM5L5N1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's been expressing contempt for the US cornerstones for years and stood behind the most traitorous socialist-sympathizing elements throughout this period. Extreme bias. Hatred. Many baseless attacks against one's opponents while ignoring the counterarguments. Yet....he decided to move to the US and continue with his hatred. It's almost as if does this for money and should've stayed in Britain because he doesn't care about the US in an objective and serious manner. He's voting for policies that would downsize his own career. His own safety. Incredibly annoying to see.

    • @meowertwelve
      @meowertwelve 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I also think the show improved without an audience. I love not having to wait for an applause to die down every time John finishes a sentence.

    • @dlo111
      @dlo111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes, I agree. Same for Seth Meyers, Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Fallon.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    6:10
    "Do you think we're stupid? Do you think we're fools?"
    Said the man speaking at a 'Four Seasons Landscaping' parking lot, because he mistook it for a 'Four Seasons Hotel'.

    • @thomasgeier829
      @thomasgeier829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Still wondering how exactly the phone call to book the parking lot went...

    • @JB-sc6op
      @JB-sc6op 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He should not ask questions he does not want answers to lol

    • @FriedrichHerschel
      @FriedrichHerschel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Says the man who didn't knew he married his cousin. For 14 years.

    • @vituperation
      @vituperation 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      To be fair... that's not how that went down, but they sure didn't consider the optics very well nor realized that Trump would be easily confused and think they meant the hotel chain.

    • @Glornak
      @Glornak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's almost poetic that the most clumsy and stupid administration in modern history got the news they lost the election while their leader was out golfing and the head lawyer was doing a press conference in front of a garage next to an adult book store because he booked the wrong location.

  • @DDub04
    @DDub04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Congratulations to Senator-Elect Stone-Cold from Pennsylvania!

  • @v_voxx1240
    @v_voxx1240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    “And if you don’t understand how those images rhyme with history, it might just be because you’re not used to seeing them in color”

    • @tanetatea9416
      @tanetatea9416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yeah racism didn't start today point well made

    • @drewblanktalks
      @drewblanktalks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More like u only see your color. People are blinded by red and blue.

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh, I've seen them in color. But probably not in such high definition.

  • @davidgaskins2876
    @davidgaskins2876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    John, we are so glad that this is the life you've chosen.

    • @charlesray9674
      @charlesray9674 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr! He actually wanted to make those folks on the other of the pond laugh!! Best career choice.

    • @g.d.graham2446
      @g.d.graham2446 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amen amen

  • @jakemoeller7850
    @jakemoeller7850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    Rudy....."Do you think we're stupid?"
    Nuff said.

    • @jordanmurray410
      @jordanmurray410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was a rhetorical question...

    • @smartmarketing173
      @smartmarketing173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Rudy, Rudy, Rudy....every lawyer knows, you never ask a question you don’t already know the answer to. And I think we all know the answer is a resounding DUHHHH!

    • @silverhollowshadow7855
      @silverhollowshadow7855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How could he not be stupid, lol, he was tricked by Borat xD

    • @jordanmurray410
      @jordanmurray410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@silverhollowshadow7855 I still gotta see that

    • @wadebrashear7517
      @wadebrashear7517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@silverhollowshadow7855 and he married his cousin.

  • @inakingston8849
    @inakingston8849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I was so happy about this... I was checking the news every morning that week. And I don't even live in the USA.

  • @jocelynlewis4195
    @jocelynlewis4195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1423

    On a side note, that raccoon in the raccoon cookie jar was a delight to see. What a bean.

    • @ilovelife8959
      @ilovelife8959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I support you :)

    • @jocelynlewis4195
      @jocelynlewis4195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @Working Man Not a fan of raccoons huh?

    • @phoenixfire1074
      @phoenixfire1074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@jocelynlewis4195 he clearly doesn’t like Rocket Raccoon

    • @leyrua
      @leyrua 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Technically the cookies are still inside the cookie jar. 🥺

    • @chameleon1015
      @chameleon1015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🎶Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? 🤔🎵

  • @zangor3005
    @zangor3005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2514

    Trump in November: "We don't want them finding more votes"
    Trump in January: "You had better find more votes"

    • @ReapeX
      @ReapeX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Working Man Fake News Comment

    • @sidnew2739
      @sidnew2739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@ReapeX No, that actually happened.

    • @ReapeX
      @ReapeX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sidnew2739 ?

    • @sidnew2739
      @sidnew2739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ReapeX Whoopsie, my bad.

    • @ReapeX
      @ReapeX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      np

  • @TheSwiftie467
    @TheSwiftie467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    The, “Fuck your feelings crowd.” Was really up in their feelings after their guy lost lmao.

    • @joshuamann2171
      @joshuamann2171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's "facts don't care about your feelings", not "fuck your feelings". But I can understand how you would feel that way. And it is not that parties guy or this parties guy, it is all of ours "guy". Trump was our president regardless of the left extremists who declared he was not and Joe will be our president if the right extremists admit it or not too. I am just hoping the next 4 years people have some dignity about it unlike the last 4 years. What a shit show having democrat's cry about it for 4 WHOLE YEARS.

    • @spoopyblogs
      @spoopyblogs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@joshuamann2171 there has been a lot of murder and riots and deaths these past four years. The only people who shouldn’t complain are the people who didn’t vote to change anything. We as a country need to grow the fuck up.

    • @Leon-Servant-of-Christ
      @Leon-Servant-of-Christ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't worry guys, he doesn't know about Italy stealing the election!

    • @DavidWest2
      @DavidWest2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@joshuamann2171 you say trump was all of our guy but trump sure didn’t seem to care about anyone who didn’t support him. He let COVID-19 ravage cities because it was just a bunch of democrats.

    • @joshuamann2171
      @joshuamann2171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@spoopyblogs I'm with you on that one. It was sickening to see democrats so stuck in a competition to have their party in control that they created such caos to pin it on a sitting president. Even going as far as bailing out rioters so they could go do it again. All the pushback when covid got here and then they wanted him investigated, fake Russian collusion. The list goes on and on. I really hope when a republican gets voted in after this mistake; unless the democrats pull a good candidate out of their ass, anyway, I hope the democrats don't make everything fucked up again. Only in their cities and then they wanted a bail out. waist of tax payers money.

  • @DiLeZsince90sim1
    @DiLeZsince90sim1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Almost a year passed and watching trump and his supporters crying about lost elections is still so satisfying

    • @ryeguy7941
      @ryeguy7941 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So how many servicemen are you people going to kill?

    • @Anvilman
      @Anvilman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ryeguy7941 You think that Democrats are killing servicemen? How so?

    • @sidnew2739
      @sidnew2739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ryeguy7941 What are you talking about?

    • @tyronevaldez-kruger5313
      @tyronevaldez-kruger5313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@sidnew2739 He's talking straight outta "Trump's playbook of projecting" one's own flaws on "the Communist Enemy". I might be from overseas but those right-wing hypocrites are all the same. I'm studying them🧐

    • @papajohns435
      @papajohns435 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah you still happy he lost with sleepy joe?

  • @ewilson4904
    @ewilson4904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    The way he called that screaming guy at 9:40 a "walking internet comment," I'm actually dying this might be the most accurate joke he's ever made 😭

  • @ahuman6901
    @ahuman6901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    Jesus Christ, the whole point of democracy is counting every vote. Takes time to count.

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      "We want all voting to stop..."
      He's not even hiding the fact that he doesn't want all this democracy biz getting in the way of him remaining in power despite most of the country not wanting him to be, even by the skewed-in-his-favor electoral college rules based on gerrymandered-in-his-favor voting districts. Pitiful how badly he's losing despite him and his kakistocrat cronies bending the rules to within an inch of breaking...

    • @isphus
      @isphus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Every valid* vote.

    • @yes0r787
      @yes0r787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      "Bending" the rules ???The Trumps are an organized crime family.
      Obviously.

    • @stephenderry9488
      @stephenderry9488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      What happened to "We're not a democracy, we're a federal republic"? I kinda miss the sound of pretentious fools defending minority rule...

    • @dinamosflams
      @dinamosflams 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "bUt We ArE nOt A dEmOcRaCy, We ArE a RePuBlIc"
      -an indiot

  • @alanmorganstein2699
    @alanmorganstein2699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Please use this like as a direct Thank You to Stacy Abrams.

    • @theeightpd9174
      @theeightpd9174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You can literally hear John's enthusiasm that Trump is no longer president.

    • @coena9377
      @coena9377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I read this comment before getting to that part, had to come back and find it so I can say “Thank you Stacy Abrams.”

  • @CortexNewsService
    @CortexNewsService 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    If crowds of people spontaneously dance in the streets because you were voted out, you probably didn't do a good job.

  • @chris7263
    @chris7263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    When the BBQ BEER guy started ranting I was so mad, I really wanted someone to drag him off. But leaving him to rant himself out and then walk away awkwardly was so much *better*, what a perfect reminder of why civility and decency is the better path.

    • @probablynotsatan9440
      @probablynotsatan9440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah like rioting, looting, and murder

    • @askmenothing9114
      @askmenothing9114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If a cop can kill someone in the streets and get away with it, while I get sent to jail, why should I follow the law?

    • @Jason-bd5iq
      @Jason-bd5iq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It was one of the most pathetic displays I’ve seen. I believe that was their intention to just let him look stupid and pathetic by having only one sentence to repeat over and over.

    • @OhHeyItsShan
      @OhHeyItsShan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just couldn't stop laughing at his "The Biden Crime Family" ... erm.. like what the hell does that make the Trumps? SMH!!

    • @Nihilianth
      @Nihilianth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@OhHeyItsShan Especially considerong that Biden supposedly has dementia. 🤣

  • @ketsuekikumori9145
    @ketsuekikumori9145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    "This is a fraud. This is an embarrassment of the United States." - Trump 2020, referring to himself and not the election, obviously.

    • @drunkensailor3736
      @drunkensailor3736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes let's hope he comes and says this was all a test to see how long the United States would tolerate a demagogue, and that he's really ashamed of us

    • @zarakikon6352
      @zarakikon6352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's pretty much what I thought at the time yeah.

    • @silver5499
      @silver5499 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @M.Đ-z4u
      @M.Đ-z4u 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      it is.you have a putsch there

    • @ericm.5408
      @ericm.5408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Donald John Trump will not return to office. He lost the election. He is no longer President after January 20th!
      He will never be elected president again.

  • @Sarah-re7cg
    @Sarah-re7cg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    I’m dying laughing at how that guy awkwardly walked off 😂😂

    • @CandieP
      @CandieP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It didn’t go as planned 🤣

    • @TheRhetoricGamer
      @TheRhetoricGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I love how the registrar guy keeps his cool. Like a parent patiently waiting for a child to finish their temper tantrum. *That* is how you defeat a toxic troll.

    • @IBringBroadswoads
      @IBringBroadswoads 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "I say I win, therefore I did."

    • @JBC352
      @JBC352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@TheRhetoricGamer I agree. I’m embarrassed to say that my first reaction was irritation and if I’d been there I’m not sure I would’ve been able to resist shouting back at him 🤦‍♀️. The registrar man became my role model the moment he turned back to the camera and asked “Where were we?”

    • @freetolook3727
      @freetolook3727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      When I worked at an RV dealership, we went to a service seminar. At the seminar, one of the speakers said that if a infuriated customer came in and started complaining, let him go on until he is finished. Don't interrupt or try to stop because the customer will start at the beginning and keep going.
      Speaker did the right thing. He let guy rant until he ran out of steam and then life went on.

  • @lordgameboy1303
    @lordgameboy1303 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    It would've been nice to see and feel like this again 4 years later......what a shame-

    • @JohnGoetzGaming
      @JohnGoetzGaming 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I feel so happy now for the future of our country. I feel hope again for the first time in 4 long years of darkness

  • @awesomax6108
    @awesomax6108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    Really wish John would’ve done a “We got him” at the end of this, but I’ll take octopus facts

    • @Mictla155
      @Mictla155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was unaware of the MDMA experiment.

    • @hugsavage5286
      @hugsavage5286 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean red hairs

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jan 20th New York should have the warrants ready. Every city that held his rallies should start demanding payments. If he cant pay send him to a debters prison. Republicans love sending ppl in debt to prison.

    • @ultimatehawkeyefangirl
      @ultimatehawkeyefangirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The tiger died of sadness, remember?

    • @shelbyburnett1173
      @shelbyburnett1173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was so upset he didn't do it!

  • @spheedy
    @spheedy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Finally John said what i was thinking ... the fact that this election was so close and that he got so many votes despite all the things he had done in the last 4 years .... paints a vivid picture of what your country is really like

    • @XalphYT
      @XalphYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All this election shows is that half of America is brainwashed by the mainstream media. The other half voted for Trump.

    • @sunbis7000
      @sunbis7000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@XalphYT or... to half of America character and honesty don't matter. I'm from Africa so I know what brainwashing the masses looks like. Believe me...in 10 years time your kids and grand kids will be highly ashamed of you and your naivety.

    • @whilryke
      @whilryke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@XalphYT Calling brainwashed the other side when yours litteraly has a cult of personnality dedicated to Trump is a high level of hypocrisy, that and the fact that Fox News is definitely part of the mainstream and yet you speak as if it wasn't and that the favorite medias of your side are even worst than any mainstream media.

    • @jhunterb123
      @jhunterb123 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      qfs blockchain system homeland security made the ballots and they used traceable watermarks that cant be recreated its a perfect case that will win in supreme court they planned this sting all along Qanon.pub Q is real and will save America (jfk and jfk jr burial ground shape) jfk started it and his boy jfk jr will finish it hes is not dead and hes helping trump destroy the evil and i mean evil deepstate demonrats
      Just think of what the media has been covering up and lying about
      Adrenochrome
      Pizzagate
      Obamagate
      Epstiens island
      Hillary emails
      D.u.m.b bases
      Wienstien
      pedowood
      Frazzledrip
      The children are all this was about its not about money thats why the world is shut down for the flu virus
      Qanon.pub
      Trump2020
      Wwg1wga
      Q - ENJOY THE SHOW
      Q - YOU CANT STOP WHAT IS COMING

    • @buttersleopaldstoch5793
      @buttersleopaldstoch5793 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@whilryke Important question of integrity, can you tell me anything good that the president has done. ?

  • @inazuma3gou
    @inazuma3gou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    There is a touching article that describes how an octopus who is normally shy wants to just cuddle after taking ecstasy.

    • @andresmartinez8644
      @andresmartinez8644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      That's just college

    • @coliesk8
      @coliesk8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Cite your sources. We all need this right now.

    • @Textile_Courtesan
      @Textile_Courtesan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Link to article please?

    • @IrvingIV
      @IrvingIV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I need a Liiink

    • @keylamojica5750
      @keylamojica5750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@IrvingIV www.nature.com/articles/d41586-018-06746-x

  • @rockfan1
    @rockfan1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    You were brilliant, John Oliver. This corrupt orangutan had to go. Nine months later I still come back to watch this episode. Love the dancing and cameos by Elmo, an Eagle and Unicorn.

    • @laughingsnake1989
      @laughingsnake1989 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meanwhile your president is so old he doesn’t know what’s going on half the Damm time

  • @rottenrook7199
    @rottenrook7199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1678

    Trump: "I declare VICTORY!"
    Americans: "I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the word 'victory' and expect anything to happen."
    Trump: "I didn't say it, I declared it."

    • @sambliss6121
      @sambliss6121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Nice Michael Scott quotes always come in clutch

    • @bellab2662
      @bellab2662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      This made me laugh so hard thank you for this oh my god

    • @matthewpreble7690
      @matthewpreble7690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trump hasn't done that yet but The leftists in the media for Biden sure seems to be.

    • @miguelencanarias
      @miguelencanarias 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      "Not only that, I HEREBY declare it". That must count for something, right? Right, guys? Guys?

    • @matthewpreble7690
      @matthewpreble7690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Marvymarie R Rather be considered an asshole then ignorant. I'm perfectly happy living in a Biden administration unlike people who were driven crazy by trump. You should be more tolerant and understanding since half the country doesn't agree with you but I can see why you're so ideologically rigid, bigots usually are.

  • @ThomsBP
    @ThomsBP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    “I have no time for losers” best burn of 2020

    • @Lapantouflemagic0
      @Lapantouflemagic0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      sadly this kind of attitude is the very thing that will rip your country apart. just because someone is a deluded idiot doesn't make it wise to spit on him.

    • @mso2013
      @mso2013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Funny, it is like 30% of the show to cover what fuckup a loser have done.

    • @drunkensailor3736
      @drunkensailor3736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Trump has called on his supporters to "FIGHT BACK" inciting violence and social unrest. If you're wondering whether that could be the spark for CIVIL WAR, there's a great analysis that looks into that: th-cam.com/video/EeF61LRYSKk/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=MyTake

    • @ebbyc1817
      @ebbyc1817 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Lapantouflemagic0 "just because someone is a deluded idiot" 😄
      well played Sir, well played.

    • @silencos5974
      @silencos5974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The COPIUM is going to be insane

  • @nnannakalu9423
    @nnannakalu9423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    "I'd LOVE to make fun of that, but unfortunately, I have no time for losers."
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @CraigC55
      @CraigC55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Flu is down 98% this season. 😂😂 Wtff. I wonder where all the flu cases are going. Scamdemic!!

    • @inevitableanarchy4203
      @inevitableanarchy4203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That has got to be both the saddest political-gathering AND the saddest singing of "We are the champions" ever.

    • @nnannakalu9423
      @nnannakalu9423 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@inevitableanarchy4203 Agreed.

    • @wuuubbits
      @wuuubbits 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine the girl in the video being your daughter. How would you feel? Imagine your girl with Biden in a closed room at Epstein's "private resort". Hear the screams, feel the tears, feel the sorrow that nobody can come and save her!! FEEEL.. before posting for a couple of dollars more in you pockets
      It could've been your daughter instead ...
      facebook.com/1063643964/videos/10220631268065988/

    • @nametry3
      @nametry3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@CraigC55 really? wow, this proves two things: masks and social distancing are effective against airborne diseases, and the flu is less contagious than covid!

  • @l.tc.5032
    @l.tc.5032 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Well now it's Senator John "Stone Cold" Fetterman. He's moved up in the world.