My favorite episode was where she prepared a "picnic" and says to keep it simple and sweet while she set up a Persian rug outside and had a chandelier hanging from a tree.
I love how she reminds the audience to "keep it simple" while standing in front of a table with a freakin golden chair wrapped in vine, fringe and flowers on top of it.
I'm shure the smell of spray paint and "Ratty old fringe" flying in people faces is ....oh what the hell WHO PUTS A CHAIR ON THEIR DINING ROOM TABLE! REALLY
I'm ashamed to admit that I kind of like this one. It's like the ghost of Marie Antoinette drank too much vanilla vodka and started throwing stuff around in a drunken rage.
$50 canned and packaged food that took you 20 mins to make (if you're lucky)... $2000 tablescape (that you spent hours on, obviously) that blocks the view to other guests... Who needs conversation and good food? LOL
Is this lady for real? Nothing wrong with setting a nice table but hers are always so GAUDY to the point you feel like she dug everything out of the bargain bin at the Dollar store!!! Then she ends her show telling you to KEEP IT SIMPLE !!!
Let's start by taking a perfectly good Bellini and making it something that tastes like a wino put it together, then let's all try to talk to each other over dinner around a chair I inexplicably stuck in the middle of the fucking table.
this is, perhaps, the most amazing thing in the world. It's like, if you are ever doubting anything, just watch this- and the mind-f*ck wipes away all sorrow. God, I love Sandra Lee.
I'm assuming that she used a chair as a CENTERPIECE so when she gets shitfaced, she can entertain her dinner guests by doing a dance routine on the table top. I thought some of the cooking videos were hilarious, but man... XD Sandra Lee has talent.
God Auntie Sandy must spend 50% of her time at the craft store, 50% at the grocery store (next to those deli pre slices fruits ladies) and absolutely 100% of the time drunk as only a white lady lush can be.
If you can afford a "tablescape" involving an antique chair, gold rimmed plates, custom stationary, etc. and you sucked at cooking why would you not just hire a caterer? I can't imagine the kind of event where a table setting like that would be paired with what looks like jello vanilla pudding with hershey's syrup and pasta with frozen asparagus.
You know, I was taught that if you're going to have a table scape or any kind of decoration on your table, it shouldn't be so tall that your guests can't see over it without having to crane their necks (ten inches to a foot is more than enough). A chair is definitely too tall for that. I hope she doesn't expect people to eat with that thing threatening to fall over them.
Oh man, I laughed out loud at the CHAIR in the middle of the table! And she made it so ugly, too!! LOL! To boot, that dinner jacket was awful. I guess at least she matched.
You can save $3 buying lame store bought icing instead of making your own and then you can spend $50 dollars on an ugly chair, spraypaint for said chair, silk flowers for your chair, things that resemble plates and napkins, teeny little envelopes and fun gold stickers
If the chair is the centerpiece, do the guests sit their asses on vases of flowers or something? I don't get her concept at all! "It's a magical world where dogs walk humans, and chairs make centerpieces instead of flowers" WAY TO SCREW IT UP, SANDRA. -_-
Clearly Sandra doesn't enjoy speaking to, or seeing, the person sitting on the opposite side of the table. I suppose you could employ this "tablescape" strategically if your family is experiencing an internal feud of some sort.
Aunt Sandy, I'll bet you're a swell person off camera, but I highly recommend removing the chair you ordered from Chernobyl so that your guests don't inhale poisonous radioactive cantamination. It's crawling with vines. .. Oh? This was intrentional? It's the centerpiece? .. May I please slap some sense into you, my dear?
ok ppl i suck at cooking and i watch the show bcause of cocktail time and the tablescapeing!! i mean have u seen how she decorates her tables, there gorges!! now i know why her husband divorced cause she spends to much money on table stuff and alchol!!
Who wants a damn chair in the middle of the table obstructing their view of the guests across!? Unless she liquors them all up and they dont give a damn! =)
I think the tablescapes are unnecessary...lol. I appreciate her intention to liven up the dinner table to entertain guests, but if that chair in the middle of the table's in the way....keep it simple: don't do a tablescape.lol Oh, I almost forgot. it's cocktail tiiime!
My favorite episode was where she prepared a "picnic" and says to keep it simple and sweet while she set up a Persian rug outside and had a chandelier hanging from a tree.
I love how she says to keep in simple while standing in front of that MONSTROSITY of a table setting!!!! How in any way is that "keeping it simple"???
spend 4hrs to set a table for your guests in order to serve them canned garbage and soup packets
Don't forget the copious amounts of cheap booze.
I love how she goes, "and some ratty old fringe..." lmao
I love how she reminds the audience to "keep it simple" while standing in front of a table with a freakin golden chair wrapped in vine, fringe and flowers on top of it.
the chair on the table is comedic gold. literally.
Sandra Lee is kind of life goals. Her life seems awesome. Also a bit like a tragic Charles Dickens character.
"Semi-great expectations with Sandra Lee"
As long as she doesn't start wearing her wedding dress every day.
@@dystopiadream OMG, these comments ... I LIIIIVE
I can just envision those sweet little notes:
"Dear Susan,
You are so sweet.
Are you going to finish that cocktail?
Love, and Sandy."
I'm shure the smell of spray paint and "Ratty old fringe" flying in people faces is ....oh what the hell WHO PUTS A CHAIR ON THEIR DINING ROOM TABLE! REALLY
I'm ashamed to admit that I kind of like this one. It's like the ghost of Marie Antoinette drank too much vanilla vodka and started throwing stuff around in a drunken rage.
OMFG that's the best description ever! 😂😂😂😂😂
OK I can understand a few flowers to adorn the table but not a wHOLE GODDAMN CHAIR
A CHAIR.. A WHOLE GOD DAMN CHAIR
im i high or did she really put a chair on the dinning table
$50 canned and packaged food that took you 20 mins to make (if you're lucky)... $2000 tablescape (that you spent hours on, obviously) that blocks the view to other guests... Who needs conversation and good food? LOL
Found an old chair, spray painted it gold and added ratty fringe and vines...real eclectic.
Reminds me of something I had to draw in art class to study shading.
She just mixed and matched!
"All I did was find an antique chair and paint it gold with spraypaint-" And I'm done. XP
Is this lady for real? Nothing wrong with setting a nice table but hers are always so GAUDY to the point you feel like she dug everything out of the bargain bin at the Dollar store!!! Then she ends her show telling you to KEEP IT SIMPLE !!!
Can you imagine her guests faces when they walk in?!
LMAO!
God damn. It's like brunch at Miss Havisham's place.
Best. Comment. Ever.
When she puts together a tablescape it's like your eating at the mad hatter's tea party.
Let's start by taking a perfectly good Bellini and making it something that tastes like a wino put it together, then let's all try to talk to each other over dinner around a chair I inexplicably stuck in the middle of the fucking table.
I think i know why that bottle of vodka was already half empty when the clip started.
oh yes let's put a fucking chair on the table because who cares about how furniture works
Amie A rufe
I agree. She is quite entertaining
this is, perhaps, the most amazing thing in the world. It's like, if you are ever doubting anything, just watch this- and the mind-f*ck wipes away all sorrow. God, I love Sandra Lee.
I'm assuming that she used a chair as a CENTERPIECE so when she gets shitfaced, she can entertain her dinner guests by doing a dance routine on the table top.
I thought some of the cooking videos were hilarious, but man... XD Sandra Lee has talent.
that frozen peach slice floating in that drink kind of reminds me of featus
I feel like there are not enough comments on these videos about the fact that she's obviously drunk
Keep it simple? With a chair on the table? I gotta fucking flip the table to be able to talk to the person opposite me
Isnt that just a belini with added vodka?
“Keep it simple” as there’s a literal chair on the table behind you
"ratty old fringe."
Yep, that makes it klassy.
@peachy6969 The glass is tapered. it's smaller at the bottom, so it come half way up, but isn't really taking up half the volume.
Because what kind of person expects to see or talk to the people sitting across the table from them at dinner?
Aunty Sandy enters Sothebys... "I'll take that chair!" Takes home her $4500 antique chair... and spray paints it gold. lmao
Aunt Sandy rules! Gotta love her sincerity even if the result is a HOT mess.
This lady is wacko! She must really think we're stupid to think that gaudy mess is beautiful. Smh
Brilliant, a chair in the middle of the table, that way you will never see your guests disgusted grins !
God Auntie Sandy must spend 50% of her time at the craft store, 50% at the grocery store (next to those deli pre slices fruits ladies) and absolutely 100% of the time drunk as only a white lady lush can be.
Your sound racist
Category: Comedy
Indeed.
is she okay
Her loopy table scapes kill me 😂 💀
Great! But the volume could be a little louder?
Her show is like a 10 car collision, you can't help but look at the travesty.
If you can afford a "tablescape" involving an antique chair, gold rimmed plates, custom stationary, etc. and you sucked at cooking why would you not just hire a caterer? I can't imagine the kind of event where a table setting like that would be paired with what looks like jello vanilla pudding with hershey's syrup and pasta with frozen asparagus.
Oh Sandra, we all know you don't need anything in your glass to keep your drink cold. It'll be gone before that peach makes it colder.
I love this show . Who wants to work... semi is good .
You know, I was taught that if you're going to have a table scape or any kind of decoration on your table, it shouldn't be so tall that your guests can't see over it without having to crane their necks (ten inches to a foot is more than enough). A chair is definitely too tall for that. I hope she doesn't expect people to eat with that thing threatening to fall over them.
what is with her and cocktail time? is that her most important part of the day or something?
Oh man, I laughed out loud at the CHAIR in the middle of the table! And she made it so ugly, too!! LOL!
To boot, that dinner jacket was awful. I guess at least she matched.
Sandra thinks sh thinks outside the box, but she is just really inside the box itself.
This is amazing 😂
man shes lovely
yay for table decorations no one will ever use again!
You can save $3 buying lame store bought icing instead of making your own and then you can spend $50 dollars on an ugly chair, spraypaint for said chair, silk flowers for your chair, things that resemble plates and napkins, teeny little envelopes and fun gold stickers
BEEEEAUUUUUUUUTIFAL.
How in the world does that tablescape "keep it simple"???
There is a chair. On her table. That is genius.
She must be inviting giraffes to this one
pretty much my favorite youtube comment ever.
this bumpkin actually makes me want to stop drinking!!!..which I will NOT! :-)
She is insane.
Grandma's yardsale theme is only one of our many table themes at Fanta-eat.
(disclaimer: cannot actually be used to serve food on)
Can the guests even talk to each other with that big chair in the way?
That cocktail recipe makes my teeth hurt. And wouldn't the frozen peach slice go down one's throat Nicely?
She must have tons of imaginary friends.
If the chair is the centerpiece, do the guests sit their asses on vases of flowers or something? I don't get her concept at all!
"It's a magical world where dogs walk humans, and chairs make centerpieces instead of flowers" WAY TO SCREW IT UP, SANDRA. -_-
Is this for real? How.... how..... does she have a tv show??? is it for real or comedy?
Clearly Sandra doesn't enjoy speaking to, or seeing, the person sitting on the opposite side of the table. I suppose you could employ this "tablescape" strategically if your family is experiencing an internal feud of some sort.
@morrowrail
i do that for humor
@ladychewbacca Sandra Lee is my new role model.
A fucking chair in the middle of the table. This is almost as great as her shot glass Christmas tree.
She spends more time and money on the "tablescape" than she does on the food!
Her tablescapes are manic af...
This appears to be a lower class person's idea of upper class?
The cocktail sounds good but who on earth thinks about putting a chair on their table as decor?!
Aunt Sandy, I'll bet you're a swell person off camera, but I highly recommend removing the chair you ordered from Chernobyl so that your guests don't inhale poisonous radioactive cantamination. It's crawling with vines. .. Oh? This was intrentional? It's the centerpiece? .. May I please slap some sense into you, my dear?
Take off the antique chair and put a bouquet of calla lilies and it'll be pretty nice.
WHAT THE ACTUAL F**K!!! This goes way beyond tacky!
ok ppl i suck at cooking and i watch the show bcause of cocktail time and the tablescapeing!!
i mean have u seen how she decorates her tables, there gorges!! now i know why her husband divorced cause she spends to much money on table stuff and alchol!!
"I'm going to make you a great cocktail called a FLAWHRence fizzy..."
1:15
the only thing SIMPE was the god damn nectar
Who wants a damn chair in the middle of the table obstructing their view of the guests across!? Unless she liquors them all up and they dont give a damn! =)
I think the tablescapes are unnecessary...lol. I appreciate her intention to liven up the dinner table to entertain guests, but if that chair in the middle of the table's in the way....keep it simple: don't do a tablescape.lol
Oh, I almost forgot. it's cocktail tiiime!
LOOOLLL!!!!!
You're comment is WIN!
she is so out of line with this shit! i love her so much
...It's a fucking chair.....on the table. ಠ_ಠ
No semi-ho cocktail is complete without a choking hazard, eh, Sands?
FREWZON PEACH SLICES
"I found this great antique chair and completely ruined it with a can of gold spray-paint"
Her clips make me think one thing: Is this for real, or is she spoofing Martha Stew? Srsly, a chair on the table?
Good Lord! She's such a freak.
@decafeine She bothers because she gets paid a SHITLOAD of money to do this!
She's no Ina Garten, that's for sure. She sure could take some lessons.
@TAXavier Dip it in vodka first.
Thank god she found some "ratty old fringe" who knows what it would have looked like ...
eeeeeets cocktail taaahm
My eyes, MY EYES!!!
@dragonslayer015 actually i think she converted to judaism... but i'm jewish and i;ve never used a chair for a centerpiece...
i am going to eat my dinner with a chair in the middle of the table.... oh ya beautiful