But that is simply impossible! How could those mere guardsmen disguise themselves as Baneblades... *CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
Jurgen = Pestilence born of his overpowering body odour. MkVenner = Death because he is perhaps the deadliest individual Guardsman alive in the 41st Millennium when it comes to knife work and field craft. Harker = War because what else comes to mind when you see a Guardsman capable of using a Heavy Bolter like normal men use a Lasgun? Colonel Jurten = Famine because he willingly destroyed Krieg's ecosystem with nuclear weapons when he decided that his homeworld would either belong to the Emperor or it would belong to nobody at all.
Xandy Anyone would flee from those four guardsmen. War Bosses, Hive Tyrants, blood thirsters... they all would have no choice to flee lest they get unceremoniously mowed down!
>When the cultists stood their ground as their Chaos lord in power Armor, and a plasma pistol books it, only to get squared up by VANCE MOTHERFUCKING STUBBS!
Indeed. They were brave and loyal servants of Chaos! They should be brought back to life and be assigned to a more worthy Chaos Lord! Carron however deserves eternal damnation for his cowardice as he abandoned those under his command to try and save his own skin, he is no Chaos Space Marine, he isn't even a man! Glory to Chaos Undivded! Death to the False Emperor!
There used to be some hilarious comments when this video first came out but youtube decided to bury everything. I remember one that was like: "And so mankind's greatest foe is defeated. By four dudes running and pointing their flashlights in random directions."
Considering 90% of all chaos marines are hardened veterans, which is to say decades of combat experience at LEAST. And they have Power Armor. And there were 2 turrets, as in, buildings, with heavy bolters. And the guardsmen were using friggin lasguns! They earned that shit man.
After the Alpha Legion's crushing defeat, Lord Carron was brought before the Alpha Legion Primarch to explain himself. Alpharius branded the disgraced Carron a coward for fleeing the battle whilst the cultists stood their ground, and fewl for losing the campaign and over 2000 of the Alpha Legion's best Chaos Marines. As punishment, Carron was locked inside a metal bawks for all eternity.
They didn't roll. They put the dices facing 1 in front of Tzeench (him because he is the architect of fate and a big nerd) and looked at him angrily. Tzeench then panicked
There are many uncertainties when it come to the Alpha Legion, but one thing we can learn to be certain here is that Carron is definitely no Alpharius. And if this is a ploy the Alpha Legion created to make us believe they are terrible at being Chaos Marines, it is working.
Literaly the worst Chaos Lord of all time. He fails to meet even basic criteria when it comes to worshipping Khorne. He uses magic AND he almost cries-and I mean as in actual tears of despair and sadness- as he runs away weeping about flowers while his CULTISTS are standing their ground. Only when he's cornered does he actually fight..AND he loses to a normal fucking human. Carron is-as I said- THE worst Chaos Lord of all time. Hell, he's flat-out the worst Chaos-anything of all time.
Fiend Matador Slayer of a Thousand Noobs If you play as Tau, he actually gets his ass handed to him by a Tau Commander in melee, and those guys are notoriously bad in melee
This is why I regard the Chaos Dreadnought in DoW2 Retribution (and in extension, a certain someone's post-Solustorm fan fic) to be Carron. Carron survives, but because of his failures, he gets the "reward" of being interred into a Chaos Dreadnought. Surprisingly, Carron is a much better asset as a Dreadnought, his rage against the "metal box" he is permanently imprisoned in serves as an excellent outlet to cut through all who would oppose Chaos.
Well you see, Carron... When your name is one letter away from being raw decayed flesh, you KNOW that Vance Motherfucking Stubbs is going to wrek you with his calm demeanor and uncompromising gaze. Better roll for AC...
I think those were some sort of las-rifle design dating from the Dark Age of Technology that is strong enough to punch through power armour yet did not require bulky backpacks like the Imperial Stormtrooper Hellguns. Unfortunately the design can only be produced in Kaurava system.
The Tau version of this was great, instead of actually engaging in melee, the Tau commander riddles Carron with energy bolts, then reloads, does it again, and Carron drops dead. Yeah, too fucking bad you'll never get in melee range indeed.
I remember when I beat Chaos here as Necrons, and I had equipped my Lord with the Nightmare Shroud, making him and nearby troops invisible. This carried over into this cutscene, where Carron just stood there as the Necron Lord started stabbing him to death, finishing off the scene with a kill animation.
Get beaten by four rank-and-file mooks from an army that's widely considered a joke, break down crying and run away whining about flowers. ... Our big bad, ladies and gentlemen.
A demonically empowered transhuman super soldier evil overlord with the blessings of the god of war runs away crying about flowers, blossoms, and metal boxes while his demonic super soldier army gets their asses kicked by a army of wimpy mortals This guy's even more of a joke than Cobra Commander, Starscream, or Dr. Drakken
the 4 guardsmen of doom are funny enough, but I find it really really really amusing how the fight at the end regularly breaks and your commander, who's supposed to be killing Carron, frequently gets creamed (like in this video) because Chaos Lords have heavier melee and armor stats. What a game.
khorne couldnt be prouder to have his favored champion run from battle while talking about flowers, only to be manhandled by vance motherfucking stubbs
And after the battle, Carron was interred into the cold, metallic box of a dreadnought sarcophagus to serve as a Chaos Dreadnought......even Tzeentch could not predict the level of destruction Carron unleashed upon his awakening after realizing he's now permanently hard-wired into a MEHTAL BAWKS, making him a coward and a fewl.
Stubbs, Sturnn, Cain, Yarrick, Greiss, Gaunt, Straken, Marbo, Holt, Castor, Harker and Creed. If these guys ever combined forces then Abaddon's 13th Black Crusade would've been halted in a instant.
0:42 Carron : Shit ! Shit ! Shit ! *sees more imperial* Oh, fuck ! *turn aroud* Well maybe if I don't see them they won't see me. Let's make a monologue and looking far away... 0:45 Carron : This world... is slipping... from our... Wait. What the fuck are doing word Bearers cultists bodies here ?! *some years ago, on Kronus* Eliphas : Shit, the Blood Ravens are coming ! Open the portal, I need to briing cultist, sacrifice them to make a great Daemon ! Heretic : Yes my lord ! Eliphas :... Heretic :... Eliphas : So ?! I'm waiting ! Heretic : Uuuuuh, it failed for... some reason... Eliphas : How can it fail ?! Heretic : It's the warp Lord, it's not supposed to be safe and secure, something messed up ! Like if Something is playing with it... Eliphas :...I fucking hate Portals.... Tzeentch : Yes, everything is going as planned ! And now, how i'm gonna kill Eliphas next time ? Muhuhuhuhhuuhuhe ! *mollusk laughing* 0:57 : Stubbs : Die ! Carron : No ! Stubbs : Die ! Carron : No ! Stubbs : You have to die ! It's in the script ! Carron : I said no ! I won't ! Stubbs : Oh for fucks sake... Die already !
BOOORN TO BE KIIIINGS, PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE~ FIIIGHTIIING AND FREEEEEEEEE, GOT YOUR WORLD IN HIS HAAAAAND~!!! WE'RE HERE FOR HIS LOVE AND WE'LL MAKE OUR STAAAAND- WEEEE WEEERE BORN, TO BE PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE!!!
@MrMyself8989 Well, if your buddies in arms are a platoon of giants with huge guns and are already tearing shit up from the inside, you DO get a little ballsy.
In the past, Those 4 Guardsmen survived from Sisters of Battle's suicidal fire and now they killed all Chaos Space Marine all by themselves! So I think they are the real gods! They are only undercovering. Each of that 4 Guardsmen is improved by the Emprah and The Stubbs Balls.
Chaos Lord Boxman... emotional and likes boxes. Preferably metal boxes. Hates sandbox bullies. Those IGs gave him a trauma for the rest of his life (which was about 15 seconds).
@MrMyself8989 They destroyed a turret by shooting at it a few times, not even the sphess mehreens can do that. In fact, fuck the terminator honours, just make them the new Emprahs
Of all the armies, Chaos is pretty much phsyical manefasation of negative emotion. If anyones going to fall on there bellies and have a tantrum because they didn't get the sugary cereal, it'd be Chaos
Those 4 Guardsmen were actually 25 Baneblades each in disguise.
Machine god blessed them.
CREEEEEEEEED!
Vance....motherfucking....stubbs
But that is simply impossible! How could those mere guardsmen disguise themselves as Baneblades...
*CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
they used their power balls, change my mind
Four Guardsmen of the Apocalypse
They must have been Ollanius Pius, "Stonetooth" Harker, Colonel Jurten and Mkvenner. Only way to explain it.
SinDawg030 Well, surely Gunner Jurgen fills in for Pestilence in this case...
Jurgen = Pestilence born of his overpowering body odour.
MkVenner = Death because he is perhaps the deadliest individual Guardsman alive in the 41st Millennium when it comes to knife work and field craft.
Harker = War because what else comes to mind when you see a Guardsman capable of using a Heavy Bolter like normal men use a Lasgun?
Colonel Jurten = Famine because he willingly destroyed Krieg's ecosystem with nuclear weapons when he decided that his homeworld would either belong to the Emperor or it would belong to nobody at all.
My dream team. Fookin legends.
*shards of the soul of sly marbo
Fleeing from the battlefield while crying about flowers. Khorne must be so proud.
Xandy Anyone would flee from those four guardsmen. War Bosses, Hive Tyrants, blood thirsters... they all would have no choice to flee lest they get unceremoniously mowed down!
>When the cultists stood their ground as their Chaos lord in power Armor, and a plasma pistol books it, only to get squared up by VANCE MOTHERFUCKING STUBBS!
I have to respect those Cultists for calmly firing away as the mighty lord of Khorne has a little cry behind them.
Indeed. They were brave and loyal servants of Chaos! They should be brought back to life and be assigned to a more worthy Chaos Lord!
Carron however deserves eternal damnation for his cowardice as he abandoned those under his command to try and save his own skin, he is no Chaos Space Marine, he isn't even a man!
Glory to Chaos Undivded! Death to the False Emperor!
technically I think he's a Lord of Nurgle
He actually worship the obscure Chaos deity the Box God, who he sacrifices Metal Boxes to.
The cultists are actually braver than Carron.
They are Khay-oos. Khay-oos is strong.
There used to be some hilarious comments when this video first came out but youtube decided to bury everything.
I remember one that was like:
"And so mankind's greatest foe is defeated. By four dudes running and pointing their flashlights in random directions."
You well carried their memories battlebrother, know you have enough like to make Internet remember those fallen youtube users
Always happens unfortunately
my favorite comment
"fleeing from the battlefield while crying about flowers, khorne must be so proud"
derp
the 4 most badass guardsmen ever.
TomeOfBattle No but I heard about the time those four brave guardsmen took on a living saint all by their lonesome.
To be fair, it's the Living Saint that in a moment of desperation tried to take on those 4 Guardsmen. Her death was inevitable.
@@leonardorossi1261 i like to imagine it's the same 4 guardsmen
Rumor has it they're quadruplet sons of Sly Marbo
Damn, those 4 guardsman must have Mars-pattern adamantium power-balls
lmfao
Their powerballs were tempered by the martyr-fires of the SoB:s :P
look's like somebody forgot to eat his khorne flakes
Plot twist, those four men at the beginning were trained by Sly Marbo himself in the art of how to be a human badass.
I love Stubbs blocking him off at the end.
"Going somewhere?"
In Dawn of War II Retribution, the Ancient Dreadnought Honor Guard will sometimes complain about how he's stuck in a mehtal bawks.
It's Carron.
Fitting punishment enough
Considering 90% of all chaos marines are hardened veterans, which is to say decades of combat experience at LEAST. And they have Power Armor. And there were 2 turrets, as in, buildings, with heavy bolters.
And the guardsmen were using friggin lasguns! They earned that shit man.
After the Alpha Legion's crushing defeat, Lord Carron was brought before the Alpha Legion Primarch to explain himself. Alpharius branded the disgraced Carron a coward for fleeing the battle whilst the cultists stood their ground, and fewl for losing the campaign and over 2000 of the Alpha Legion's best Chaos Marines. As punishment, Carron was locked inside a metal bawks for all eternity.
- Carron to Stubbs: "You only won... because of your METAL BAWKSES."
The best part of the video is cut! I wanted to see another reason why Vance Stubbs is a badass: Stabbing Carron with his claws and lifting him up!
Fighting vs chaos gets you so pissed that you can 1 shot everything.
0:22
These Cultists better get a good resurrection in the Warp. A squad of Ogryns charging right at them, but they don't budge an inch
The four guardsmen in the beginning deserve every medal the imperium can give, and terminator honours
Oh, the famous Lasgun Titanicus Pattern.
If only they mass produced it
Oh crap I think he forgot to water his garden. Poor blossom of chaos :(
What the hell did those 4 Guardsmen roll to get penetrating hits on those turrets?! o.0
all of them rolled a 1
They didn't roll. They put the dices facing 1 in front of Tzeench (him because he is the architect of fate and a big nerd) and looked at him angrily. Tzeench then panicked
@@Sir_Bucket Get got Sly Marbo to do it.
There are many uncertainties when it come to the Alpha Legion, but one thing we can learn to be certain here is that Carron is definitely no Alpharius.
And if this is a ploy the Alpha Legion created to make us believe they are terrible at being Chaos Marines, it is working.
Never, ever, underestimate what regular humans can do.
Literaly the worst Chaos Lord of all time. He fails to meet even basic criteria when it comes to worshipping Khorne.
He uses magic AND he almost cries-and I mean as in actual tears of despair and sadness- as he runs away weeping about flowers while his CULTISTS are standing their ground. Only when he's cornered does he actually fight..AND he loses to a normal fucking human.
Carron is-as I said- THE worst Chaos Lord of all time. Hell, he's flat-out the worst Chaos-anything of all time.
Fiend Matador Slayer of a Thousand Noobs If you play as Tau, he actually gets his ass handed to him by a Tau Commander in melee, and those guys are notoriously bad in melee
This is why I regard the Chaos Dreadnought in DoW2 Retribution (and in extension, a certain someone's post-Solustorm fan fic) to be Carron. Carron survives, but because of his failures, he gets the "reward" of being interred into a Chaos Dreadnought. Surprisingly, Carron is a much better asset as a Dreadnought, his rage against the "metal box" he is permanently imprisoned in serves as an excellent outlet to cut through all who would oppose Chaos.
He could have used a METAL BOX to escape. But he kept his dignity and died, at least.
I would of loled if a bunch of METAL BAWKSES (rhinos) drove into the base and destroyed everything.
ah yes young kitten
Koony the TTS crew has comments all over 40K TH-cam.
Well you see, Carron... When your name is one letter away from being raw decayed flesh, you KNOW that Vance Motherfucking Stubbs is going to wrek you with his calm demeanor and uncompromising gaze. Better roll for AC...
Those four guardsmen at the beginning probably took half of the map on their own, seeing as how huge their balls of steel are.
What the fuck is in those IG lasguns!?
He salvaged the guns from those 100 baneblades he "lost".
Legatus Marcus Why not Duracell Supercharge?
I think those were some sort of las-rifle design dating from the Dark Age of Technology that is strong enough to punch through power armour yet did not require bulky backpacks like the Imperial Stormtrooper Hellguns. Unfortunately the design can only be produced in Kaurava system.
Adam Baker And thats exactly how games workshop would explain something like this
Renyth Lasgun can fire through 6 meters of solid rockrete.
And that's how Vance MOTHERFUCKING Stubbs freed Kaurava from the worst armless failure since Abaddon the Armless.
Oddly enough, when Carron and Stubbs were fighting at the end, Stubbs killed him just before the cut-scene ended in my playthrough.
Yeah, everyone kills Carron in Melee combat at the end. Even a fucking Tau Commander. Real Khronite worshiper isn't he?
the irony of it all.
+zillafire101 Actually in my tau playthrough my tau commander (*i do not remember it name*) got stun locked the whole cutscene until it faded to black
devil19x The Kroot got bored in the end and killed him once it faded to black.
The imperial Chad vs The Chaos virgin.
4 guardsman run and destroy all camp
Literally DESTROY
The Tau version of this was great, instead of actually engaging in melee, the Tau commander riddles Carron with energy bolts, then reloads, does it again, and Carron drops dead. Yeah, too fucking bad you'll never get in melee range indeed.
Yeesh, Carron- you could at least stay back and fight. Shit, those CULTISTS had more balls, fighting for their doomed cause.
One of the guardsman upfront just came in front of the building and it expoded, f-cking legend.
I remember when I beat Chaos here as Necrons, and I had equipped my Lord with the Nightmare Shroud, making him and nearby troops invisible.
This carried over into this cutscene, where Carron just stood there as the Necron Lord started stabbing him to death, finishing off the scene with a kill animation.
The tau version is my personal favorite, cause Carron ends up fighting the tau comander in melee
and loses
But aren’t the Tau in Soulstorm Farsight?
@@mapleflag6518 Nah, they are regular Tau Empire
@@鉄血不死鳥 Oh
@@鉄血不死鳥 specifically, Vior'la tau, from which farsight came from. That's why the colors are the same.
@@imperialguardsman5726 no its Fal'shia, it says in game
Get beaten by four rank-and-file mooks from an army that's widely considered a joke, break down crying and run away whining about flowers.
...
Our big bad, ladies and gentlemen.
A demonically empowered transhuman super soldier evil overlord with the blessings of the god of war runs away crying about flowers, blossoms, and metal boxes while his demonic super soldier army gets their asses kicked by a army of wimpy mortals
This guy's even more of a joke than Cobra Commander, Starscream, or Dr. Drakken
Their accursed mehtul bawkses destroyed him.
Oh look it's the 4 soldiers who survived the IG stronghold fall.
They gave revenge for their fallen brothers
Kauravan Imperial Guard troops always come back to settle the score.
The emperor ALWAYS rolls precisely what he needs to
0:04 and so the Great Enemy was finally defeated by 4 guardsmen charging in, firing their lasguns and yelling 'go go go!'
At least he got rid of that asthma
the 4 guardsmen of doom are funny enough, but I find it really really really amusing how the fight at the end regularly breaks and your commander, who's supposed to be killing Carron, frequently gets creamed (like in this video) because Chaos Lords have heavier melee and armor stats. What a game.
khorne couldnt be prouder
to have his favored champion run from battle while talking about flowers, only to be manhandled by vance motherfucking stubbs
cultists: hold their ground to the end
fucking carron: runs away crying
Well, least he does an awesome technique spinning that Crozius like a staff.
And after the battle, Carron was interred into the cold, metallic box of a dreadnought sarcophagus to serve as a Chaos Dreadnought......even Tzeentch could not predict the level of destruction Carron unleashed upon his awakening after realizing he's now permanently hard-wired into a MEHTAL BAWKS, making him a coward and a fewl.
Moral of the story: Don't fuck with Vance Motherfucking Stubbs.
I love how the chaos lord swings that weapon around him XD
I am so imagining those guardsmen in the beginning shouting LLEEEEEEEERRROOOOOOOOY JEEEEENKIIINS while pointing with their flashlights at the enemy
YUS IG FOR THE WIN!
Thnaks for this vid, I was playing Imperial Guard, but other races defeated chaos and I was very curious about the ending of this fight.
METAL BAWXES!
I didn't realize Unholy Sight made the Cultists look so bad ass. That glow effect is awesome.
Chaos gives asthma
Stubbs, Sturnn, Cain, Yarrick, Greiss, Gaunt, Straken, Marbo, Holt, Castor, Harker and Creed. If these guys ever combined forces then Abaddon's 13th Black Crusade would've been halted in a instant.
@@epikmuskip2467 Not good enough sadly.
Disney lost rights making marsupilami got me like this.
Carron is such a fucking baby lmao. I love the more comical aspects of Soulstorm
This is why Alpha Legion members call themselves "Alpharius"
SO MUCH NARM! CANNOT STOP LAUGHING!!!
@Kloakenlord That's no mere human, that's Vance Motherfucking Stubbs, the most badass Governor General in the entire Imperium.
0:42
Carron : Shit ! Shit ! Shit ! *sees more imperial* Oh, fuck ! *turn aroud* Well maybe if I don't see them they won't see me. Let's make a monologue and looking far away...
0:45
Carron : This world... is slipping... from our... Wait. What the fuck are doing word Bearers cultists bodies here ?!
*some years ago, on Kronus*
Eliphas : Shit, the Blood Ravens are coming ! Open the portal, I need to briing cultist, sacrifice them to make a great Daemon !
Heretic : Yes my lord !
Eliphas :...
Heretic :...
Eliphas : So ?! I'm waiting !
Heretic : Uuuuuh, it failed for... some reason...
Eliphas : How can it fail ?!
Heretic : It's the warp Lord, it's not supposed to be safe and secure, something messed up ! Like if Something is playing with it...
Eliphas :...I fucking hate Portals....
Tzeentch : Yes, everything is going as planned ! And now, how i'm gonna kill Eliphas next time ? Muhuhuhuhhuuhuhe ! *mollusk laughing*
0:57 :
Stubbs : Die !
Carron : No !
Stubbs : Die !
Carron : No !
Stubbs : You have to die ! It's in the script !
Carron : I said no ! I won't !
Stubbs : Oh for fucks sake... Die already !
Wow, beat in melee by an imperial guard commander, what a way for a Chaos Lord to go.
It’s funnier when the Tau commander does that
'Only death does duty end.'
BOOORN TO BE KIIIINGS, PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE~
FIIIGHTIIING AND FREEEEEEEEE, GOT YOUR WORLD IN HIS HAAAAAND~!!!
WE'RE HERE FOR HIS LOVE AND WE'LL MAKE OUR STAAAAND-
WEEEE WEEERE BORN, TO BE PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE!!!
Oh my Emperor, I just noticed that the middle Guardsman just RUNS through that last building. Must've had his pants down.
Exactly.
FEWLZ!!! YOU DIDN'T TAKE AWAY THEIR MEHTAL BAWKSES!!! NOW MY GARDEN IS RUINED!!!
@MrMyself8989 Well, if your buddies in arms are a platoon of giants with huge guns and are already tearing shit up from the inside, you DO get a little ballsy.
He sounds like the necron lord taking breathes even tho Necrons aren't alive
@NicholasGeschke I hear you brother!
What kind of fucking Lasguns were they USING!? TWO turrets instantly destroyed and an entire squad of chaos space marines. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
love the super guardsmen
None can stand against the relentless power of the Imperial Guard!
Vance Stubbs, Total Badass.
Those four Guardsman again.
In the past, Those 4 Guardsmen survived from Sisters of Battle's suicidal fire and now they killed all Chaos Space Marine all by themselves! So I think they are the real gods! They are only undercovering. Each of that 4 Guardsmen is improved by the Emprah and The Stubbs Balls.
God damn it.
SINDRI!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!
Funnily enough,in this cutscene he doesn't sound like a complete idiot.
He sounds like a deranged version of Sindri.
Your absolutely right another clue showing that soulstorm was rushed.
And then Vance Stubbs was all like "MAN THE FUCK UP BRO AND DIE WITH HONOUR!"
These guys can't even die with any dignity.
Chaos Lord Boxman... emotional and likes boxes. Preferably metal boxes. Hates sandbox bullies.
Those IGs gave him a trauma for the rest of his life (which was about 15 seconds).
My fav team choas !
@MrMyself8989 They destroyed a turret by shooting at it a few times, not even the sphess mehreens can do that.
In fact, fuck the terminator honours, just make them the new Emprahs
SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!!!
imperial guard kicked ass!
@Greatkingrat88 He tried sexin' up Taldeer. Most win quote ever.
Rip Boxman :'(
@Boss0nomaka That sounds about right
BAWKSES FOR TH BAWKS GOD!!!
Like Cotloner said: they are so awesome that they can parry blows with their cape.
Thanks for being a smart aleck.
I meant if they were real and went by what how the codex described them in the background, not in-game.
the orgryns kick ass
Of all the armies, Chaos is pretty much phsyical manefasation of negative emotion. If anyones going to fall on there bellies and have a tantrum because they didn't get the sugary cereal, it'd be Chaos
I agree.
If I had been Carron, I would've cursed out my enemies for destroying my shrines and angrily shout out vows of bloody vengenace.