SCP-001: WHEN DAY BREAKS - IKEA

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  • We continue the SCP-001 When Day Breaks story with IKEA. After a doorway opens inside the store, the residents and the staff must put aside their differences and fight to protect their lives and expel the flesh.
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  • @MR_ILLUSTRATED
    @MR_ILLUSTRATED  4 ปีที่แล้ว +3979

    I see a lot of you liked the MTF Epsilon-9 Fire Eaters sketch. If you like, you can find and purchase a copy of it for yourselves over on the SCP ILLUSTRATED shop!
    Big thanks to Alex Chorley for voicing Sonny: th-cam.com/channels/bvUDHcb0iJ5ZyDsAB5IWDA.html
    And big thanks to Cimmerian for writing this with me and for voicing the PA system: th-cam.com/channels/8AmK8BHcHwu6bV_2Vdt0yg.html

    • @infernalmaster9991
      @infernalmaster9991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      *everybody liked that*

    • @austinyeet6383
      @austinyeet6383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      This gonna be looking cool

    • @notapumpkin2996
      @notapumpkin2996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I have a question: what will happen if 173 gets hit by "when day breaks"?

    • @ryanhashyhsh2339
      @ryanhashyhsh2339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      WOOOOOOOOOOO ANOTHER X CLASS SCENARIOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

    • @austinyeet6383
      @austinyeet6383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ryanhashyhsh2339 YES

  • @woody9278
    @woody9278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5947

    Humans: why're you helping us? were just humans!
    IKEA Employees: no, you‘re *our* customers

    • @zrspangle
      @zrspangle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +319

      @ガチャharuki *customer*
      **THE SOVIET UNION HAS DISAPPROVED**

    • @whentheroach9964
      @whentheroach9964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      ガチャharuki Soyuz nerushimyy respublik svobodnykh Splotila naveki Velikaya Rus’. Da zdravstvuyet sozdannyy voley narodov Yedinyy, moguchiy Sovetskiy Soyuz! Slav’sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye, Druzhby narodov nadozhnyy oplot! Partiya Lenina - sila narodnaya Nas k torzhestvu kommunizma vedot! Skvoz’ grozy siyalo nam solntse svobody, I Lenin velikiy nam put’ ozaril, Na pravoye delo on podnyal narody, Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil. Slav’sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye, Druzhby narodov nadozhnyy oplot! Partiya Lenina - sila narodnaya Nas k torzhestvu kommunizma vedot! V pobede bessmertnykh idey kommunizma My vidim gryadushcheye nashey strany I Krasnomu znameni slavnoy Otchizny My budem vsegda bezzavetno verny! Slav’sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye, Druzhby narodov nadozhnyy oplot! Partiya Lenina - sila narodnaya Nas k torzhestvu kommunizma vedot

    • @thunderthys2077
      @thunderthys2077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Best customer service ever

    • @nukeflower.1759
      @nukeflower.1759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Mr krabs: “the customer is always right!.”

    • @glen884
      @glen884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Your our customers
      shuch a good sentence

  • @Hopper958
    @Hopper958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3852

    SCP-001: The sun is a deadly laser
    SCP-3008: Not anymore there’s a blanket

    • @wesstty
      @wesstty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Hahahaha

    • @liamgarcia9408
      @liamgarcia9408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      乃尺ㄖ

    • @PcPilot82
      @PcPilot82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      nice

    • @Ben-io8pt
      @Ben-io8pt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      A blanket of staff

    • @rarespycrab6027
      @rarespycrab6027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      SCP-1678: There's another blanket

  • @youraveragejoe540
    @youraveragejoe540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4035

    001 monster: *demonic screech*
    employee: sir this is an ikea.

    • @swagpyro47
      @swagpyro47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@ItsJustJoCa ten seconds later the worker built a mech out of furniture to fight

    • @nightterror6727
      @nightterror6727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Employee: *_K A R E N D E T E C T E D_*

    • @reboi293
      @reboi293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@swagpyro47 HELL YES *WHEEZE*

    • @shuktisarkar3953
      @shuktisarkar3953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ItsJustJoCa Lmao

    • @West_Coast_Mainline
      @West_Coast_Mainline 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      “Torgen shorgen borgen”

  • @excali2585
    @excali2585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3516

    Scp 001-A: "Join us in the sun"
    Employees: *Aggresively assembling furniture*

    • @CosmicPotatos
      @CosmicPotatos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      FUNITURE
      ASSEMBLE

    • @goblinthetargetpractice6049
      @goblinthetargetpractice6049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@CosmicPotatos Swedish anthem starts*

    • @grate9
      @grate9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      *insert standard issue ps2 lego building noises*

    • @brahianalvarez5639
      @brahianalvarez5639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      And then a mech made of fucking furniture just beats up scp 001-A

    • @davemiller638
      @davemiller638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Employees after seeing hooman: You know what I don't wanna be the bad guy (to them)

  • @blondeplants1133
    @blondeplants1133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2193

    Jamal: we’re just clones sir. We’re meant to be expendable
    Random ikea employee: not to me

  • @ethanellis6957
    @ethanellis6957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3689

    The manager should have came out as a massive faceless being

    • @ITSMYSTERYPLAYS69
      @ITSMYSTERYPLAYS69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      Karen :

    • @funnyandclevername5599
      @funnyandclevername5599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +435

      *_”We’re in the end game now”_*

    • @fellajobbie
      @fellajobbie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      *Boss music begins playing ominously*

    • @its_absol
      @its_absol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      *"You've talked to your last manager"*

    • @DotDotDotDashDashDashDotDotDot
      @DotDotDotDashDashDashDotDotDot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      @@ITSMYSTERYPLAYS69 it should have been A Giant Melted Karen and screeches (in a horrifying mixed voice) the following *"I wAnT tO tAlK tO yOuR mAnAgEr!!!"*
      And then a battle of Titans begins...

  • @breakfast82
    @breakfast82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7615

    Human: *Why are you helping us?*
    Employee: For you, the store shall never close. For them, however...
    *Its always closed.*

    • @iamthesenate5769
      @iamthesenate5769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +528

      That's lowkey badass mate. Nice job.

    • @breakfast82
      @breakfast82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      thank you

    • @doapin6240
      @doapin6240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Very nice

    • @kritikill7779
      @kritikill7779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Theyre banned

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      breakfast82 actual good comment

  • @theshadowman9148
    @theshadowman9148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2987

    SCP-001 comes crashing through the store. Faceless mans all like “I’ve seen worse on Black Friday.”

    • @slovakiacz4752
      @slovakiacz4752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No offence, but the multiple of man is (for some reason) men

    • @theshadowman9148
      @theshadowman9148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@slovakiacz4752 1 faceless man spoke. I forgot 2 add the apostrophe b4 the S.

    • @somecuriousperson2233
      @somecuriousperson2233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      W-what happened on black Friday?

    • @Stupidhead17
      @Stupidhead17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@somecuriousperson2233 you don’t want to know

    • @supermemerboi1587
      @supermemerboi1587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@somecuriousperson2233 I still get flashbacks to that day....
      The Black Friday of ‘93

  • @guywithgun6853
    @guywithgun6853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3304

    The employees in this story: *We were bad but now we're good*

    • @averageman4873
      @averageman4873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      "Maybe I don't want to be the bad guy anymore.."

    • @1dk_man
      @1dk_man 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      "we're moving into your neighbourhood."

    • @alexhyper7539
      @alexhyper7539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Agreed, throughout this vid, the Employees were really helpful fighting with the humans against 001

    • @normalperson2637
      @normalperson2637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      *COME NOW THIS IS NO PLACE TO DIE*

    • @augustuscaesar7559
      @augustuscaesar7559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "We're kicking those shits out of your neighborhoods"

  • @nobrainer1330
    @nobrainer1330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1975

    I love how alot of these, "when day breaks" in places like unlondon and infinite ikea that all of the humanoid scp(s) inside are all like, "Fuck off!" And fighting back.

  • @seamlessbruh6314
    @seamlessbruh6314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2743

    Intercom: Calls reinforcements
    every bald headed Swedish man within a 100 mile radius: My time has come.

    • @maxhoch1118
      @maxhoch1118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      true

    • @twoscarabsintheswarm9055
      @twoscarabsintheswarm9055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Every Swedish person ever: my time has come

    • @bad.at.videogames.5514
      @bad.at.videogames.5514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      All the Sweden 001 monsters turn into buff swedes, they were immune to the sun and so they ran to the IKEA, the last Swedish IKEA still in service, they breached the gate and grabbed that gaint scp 001 wall, they pulled it out and threw it all the way to norway, then they closed the door and IKEA EMPIRE lives another day.

    • @hynixtrenon3774
      @hynixtrenon3774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You mean a infinite mile radius?

    • @daanstrik4293
      @daanstrik4293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Daniel Wong hahahaha this is so good

  • @be4ns06
    @be4ns06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1567

    Just realized, “sofa king”
    The guy who wrote this is genius

    • @chalernch.483
      @chalernch.483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      So fucking

    • @unlucky_2nd897
      @unlucky_2nd897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@pyroshrimp4073 why are you sofa king we Todd did

    • @Kenny1one_2
      @Kenny1one_2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@chalernch.483 I just realized it

    • @DJ_BONELESS
      @DJ_BONELESS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      "But... there is one they fear. In their tongue, he's 'SofaKing' - Couchborn!"

    • @you9344
      @you9344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I go tricked at a cross country meet by one of my friends
      F=friend
      M=me
      F: say sofa
      M: sofa
      F: say king
      M: king
      F: say awesome
      M: awesome
      F: now say it all together
      M: sofuckingawesome

  • @gevkrusty2906
    @gevkrusty2906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3175

    SCP 001-A: "Join us in the sun.."
    SCP 3008-2: "K ä f t e n b ö g"

  • @godzillakaijuboy
    @godzillakaijuboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +914

    When day breaks monster: We grabed him! Time to bring him into the light! Wait. Where is the exit?

    • @thatonejanitor8715
      @thatonejanitor8715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Good point.

    • @taxidriverxdscp4242
      @taxidriverxdscp4242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      This is fucking funny

    • @bigboy6014
      @bigboy6014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol

    • @mikebuston7407
      @mikebuston7407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      When the day breaks monster: uh sir, can we ask where the exit is?

    • @turquoisemaster6000
      @turquoisemaster6000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Maybe after 006 he should do 002 and some buddy brakes the window and see an entire new world now o don’t know if any ppl done that before that would be cool to see as a video

  • @marieparisi4522
    @marieparisi4522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3869

    "We all thought we were prisoners...we never knew how good we had it." - Joseph of the pillow clan when asked about the events that had taken place.

    • @TheTardysoap
      @TheTardysoap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      This cracked me up, thankyou lol

    • @LanieMae
      @LanieMae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Pillow clan

    • @juxoq
      @juxoq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Pillow clan

    • @Nerdz239
      @Nerdz239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      he died from a spear to the eye when trying to back stab a canopy tribe member

    • @MRX-tm3st
      @MRX-tm3st 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pillow chan

  • @Dylan_Otto
    @Dylan_Otto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2585

    Now that I think about it, the staff helping the humans against 001 kinda makes sense. They ignore the humans during the day, and remove them at night when the store is "closed", and when invaders attacked their "customers" and establishment, they simply removed said threat. They're just perfect workers!

    • @douglashoffmann5943
      @douglashoffmann5943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      And when kicking them out would hurt the customers, they protect them

    • @redacted6619
      @redacted6619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Then Swedish Meatballs Started Raining From The Sky As The Employees Let The Survivors Free And Then
      Boom, The Flesh Stopped Attacking Humans And Eats The Meatballs Instead

    • @chestnut4860
      @chestnut4860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      They probably heard shit going crazy.

    • @joshdebo2006
      @joshdebo2006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Can I get a couple of them at my store? Please?

    • @rasianket7220
      @rasianket7220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      The employee giving Jamal his shield and spear is like him giving a wallet back to someone who dropped it

  • @leesengwee4692
    @leesengwee4692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +716

    Jamal: I'd never thought that I would be fighting alongside with an Ikea Employee
    SCP-3008-A: What about fighting with a friend?

  • @smokeybacon6194
    @smokeybacon6194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1347

    “Wall of flesh with tendrils”
    Sounds like Terraria to me

    • @justadood2610
      @justadood2610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Agreed lol. Also where’s the Supreme Calamitas Scott?

    • @Unknown_Bag
      @Unknown_Bag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      No it's hentai

    • @prestongarvey2599
      @prestongarvey2599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Unknown_Bag no its terraria hentai

    • @smokeybacon6194
      @smokeybacon6194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ronald Mcdonald :/

    • @ksam2000
      @ksam2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@prestongarvey2599 :/

  • @grubb2103
    @grubb2103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1165

    "The store has undergone a change of policy. We are now open for twenty four hours a day, seven days a week. Anyone praising the sun, however, will be banned from the store for life. Thank you, have a nice day."

  • @legitmusicgaming4749
    @legitmusicgaming4749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +930

    SCP-001:*Enters Infinite Ikea
    Infinite Ikea: You picked the wrong house fool.

    • @thatonejanitor8715
      @thatonejanitor8715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      YOU PICKED THE WRONG IKEA, FOOL!!!

    • @thenamesniva5193
      @thenamesniva5193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      You picked a bad time to get lost friend

    • @theresnothinghereatall
      @theresnothinghereatall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@thenamesniva5193 This was the funny comment

    • @gavinbrown216
      @gavinbrown216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Scp -3008 says you.
      But seriously this was actually great

    • @nickxenix
      @nickxenix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wonder... if i show SCP-■■■■'s name. Will it take all instances of SCP-001?

  • @trashman6098
    @trashman6098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +936

    Stranded Karen: I want to see the manager.
    Customer service clan: "I'm sorry the couch king will not be seeing anyone."

    • @witolddembiczak336
      @witolddembiczak336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Sofa king* LoL

    • @SleepiSmile
      @SleepiSmile 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I now have the sudden urge to get a job at IKEA as customer support

    • @kbob5427
      @kbob5427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s what im going to say from now on when people want to see the manager

  • @JadeSpecter
    @JadeSpecter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +797

    "One of them asked to see the Manager"
    Oh god no they have a Karen with them

    • @Ceaseless_Thoughts
      @Ceaseless_Thoughts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice

    • @ness6714
      @ness6714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The worst part is that they probably have _ALL_ the Karens!

    • @tobas6129
      @tobas6129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      imagine if all the karens joined forces as a 001-2 and deciced to know where the manager was

  • @D3K43
    @D3K43 4 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    *SCP-001:* _Demonic screeching_
    *SCP-3008-2, about to throw a haymaker:* “Ta upp det med klagomålsavdelningen, vän!”

    • @croutonsaladsss581
      @croutonsaladsss581 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Best comment here

    • @manwithgun9768
      @manwithgun9768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Finally, a reason to use the translate feature

    • @Sonilotos
      @Sonilotos ปีที่แล้ว

      That's one long ass word

    • @dluxajalt
      @dluxajalt ปีที่แล้ว

      Um imagining a Blade and Sorcery or Cmoon gravity invert level of power in that punch

  • @kernal5633
    @kernal5633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2303

    People: Daybreak is a horrible event
    Infinite IKEA: We got a minor issue, send our national guard out in a helicopter.

    • @addust
      @addust 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      And don't forget the intercom.
      Cleanup outside the place, we are allies with the customers and non-customers now. Death to the weird things we gotta clean up!

    • @balspatric2948
      @balspatric2948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Yea in all other stories about SCP-001 the world is ending and there are a few small groups of people which one by one is destroyed and here they beat the crap out of a blob.

    • @loveluclins
      @loveluclins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Feels a little bit too much like an ex machina moment tbh.

    • @twbillionare9568
      @twbillionare9568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@loveluclins What the employees going to help? I don't see it as an Ex Machina I see it as survival those blobs attack everything and the Employees protect themselves

    • @loveluclins
      @loveluclins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@twbillionare9568 the fukken death helicopter, not employees.

  • @Vowels2461
    @Vowels2461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    Scp-001: *enters scp 3008*
    Scp-3008-2: how many times do we have to teach you this lesson, THE STORE IS NOW CLOSED!!!!

  • @sirxcasotay8834
    @sirxcasotay8834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1831

    Everyone is talking about how the staff turned good... is no one gonna talk about the MTF randomly saves Jamel and a few other survivors?

    • @jurgeniila4598
      @jurgeniila4598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      well at the start it did say that theres something happening in 3008 so mabe they just sent a crew to check it out and got lucky on the timing

    • @mandude7358
      @mandude7358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      I want to see how it ends. If MTF-Epsilon 9 is there, then does that mean some O5 Council or the administration survived? Is there anything being done to stop 001 and the XK-end-of-the-world-scenario? What about Dr bright or the MTF-Alpha 1? Why didn't they instantly melt at the end of the file?

    • @LevenLappi
      @LevenLappi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      @Prota Modz The funny thing is that 3008's employees are just sheets of skin so I don't know if they can melt, they probably can't so the flesh rip them apart
      edit: found the part from 3008
      "They're just skin, or something that looks like skin, all the way through. No muscle, no bone, no organs. Are they even really alive in the first place?" So the question is they're probably not even biological in the first place so they can't really melt, so it's probably annoying to 001 to deal with, considering they have to rip the employees apart if they want to not get constantly beat on

    • @justarandompersonininterne6583
      @justarandompersonininterne6583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@mandude7358 what about Chaos Insurgency and other factions like UNGOC?

    • @sirxcasotay8834
      @sirxcasotay8834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      The UNGOC is probably just staying in there many bases and bunkers, the chaos insurgency though.. they are probably holding by a string since they probably don’t have a lot of bases to my knowledge.

  • @unofficial_computer
    @unofficial_computer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    Who will win?
    A wall of flesh, ever growing, never ceasing, connected up to a hive mind of other writhing masses.
    Or
    Slenderman's Swedish Brothers.

    • @FYR3STXRM
      @FYR3STXRM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Slenderman's bros

    • @W.sPotatoBombStash
      @W.sPotatoBombStash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Slenderman and the boys

    • @unofficial_computer
      @unofficial_computer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@W.sPotatoBombStash ''Alright Jeff, I've had it with you! Björk, give him Hell!''

    • @justasteamplayer7542
      @justasteamplayer7542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@unofficial_computer “øk”
      *_insert helicopter noises as the intercom comes to life_*
      “MTF Ünït Ë-9 DËŠĪGNĀTĖD FĮRÊ ËÆTÈRŚ HÆŠ BËËN SÜMMÖŃED, HĀSTA LA VISTA, MOTHERFUCKERS.”

    • @potatolover4203
      @potatolover4203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@justasteamplayer7542 ok that was funny

  • @okoder
    @okoder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    Flesh Zombies: Enter SCP-3008
    Every employee in a 50 mile radius: *GET EM BOYS*

    • @buddercat45
      @buddercat45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hey plo-plo, go get em

    • @joshuaheavin6608
      @joshuaheavin6608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hippy hoppity get off my property

    • @foxthefox1594
      @foxthefox1594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The janitors

    • @joerogan1386
      @joerogan1386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lego Yoda, you are the only one who can defeat 001

    • @abraveterransoldier500
      @abraveterransoldier500 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like infinite mile radius...

  • @wancore1771
    @wancore1771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    The symbol on the MTF units armor was “Fire Eater”

    • @nukeflower.1759
      @nukeflower.1759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      LtColonel. Snek Of The Snake's Liberation Army ?

    • @unigamerderp7430
      @unigamerderp7430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nice! I went to the mtf video to check out what more about them :)

    • @Ake-TL
      @Ake-TL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      My favorite mtf emblem

    • @npc_bendytheslayer
      @npc_bendytheslayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Woah

    • @npc_bendytheslayer
      @npc_bendytheslayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Now my favorite mtf unite is fire eatwrs

  • @CouncilofNut
    @CouncilofNut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2083

    Can we take a moment to appreciate how much lore, creativity, imagination and effort went into this?

    • @turquoisemaster6000
      @turquoisemaster6000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Maybe the could do 002 next in the day breaks story line where ppl brake the window into a fleshy world and they escape day brakes but I don’t think that will happen would be cool to see though

    • @twotimesj6478
      @twotimesj6478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      420 likes

    • @kousand9917
      @kousand9917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      thats cimmerian for ya

    • @althea2315
      @althea2315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *N U T*

    • @shining9079
      @shining9079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That ending tho

  • @KillaCatzGames
    @KillaCatzGames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    I can just imagine this: the floor of the ikea began to rumble, the concrete ground started the crack and a giant ikea employee bursts out. The concrete ground began to reform as the employee got out. The intercomm said: "The manager is here to help you with your problems" (something like that.)

    • @lilylilylily2675
      @lilylilylily2675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Hahahahahaha same

    • @XarSir.
      @XarSir. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lmao

    • @wintasgames13
      @wintasgames13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      THE MANAGER HAS BEEN SUMMONED

    • @I.T.P
      @I.T.P 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@wintasgames13 So the 001 entities would form together to make one giant one, and we'd have a classic Karen argues with the manager moment

    • @wintasgames13
      @wintasgames13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@I.T.P "THİS PLACE İS GARBAGE. I AM GONNA LEAVE A 1 STAR REVİEW AND I WİLL NEVER COME HERE AGAİN! I HAVE 300 K FALLOWERS. OK?! ME AND MY FALLOWERS ARE NOT COMİNG THİS PLACE AGAİN!"
      *Maneger wipes tear with money*
      "Thank you"

  • @chr0min0id
    @chr0min0id 4 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    SCP-001 gloops: “Hey can we get some furniture?”
    SCP-3008 workers: *G E T O U T*

    • @owengauthier2334
      @owengauthier2334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I just imagine 001-A being at the door like "join us in the sun light", then entering to "the store is now closed, please exit the building"

    • @mrhalfwit972
      @mrhalfwit972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      owen gauthier aaaw shuck. Oh well we can get it tomorrow *slims way out door*

    • @Cembrovic
      @Cembrovic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      GET OUT OF MY IKEA NNNOOOWWW GET OUUUUTTTT

    • @makyrgamyng9424
      @makyrgamyng9424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sorry sir no clothes no service

    • @mrhalfwit972
      @mrhalfwit972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@makyrgamyng9424 *puts socks on* is good?

  • @f.palmero5010
    @f.palmero5010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    Everyone: Wow so scary everyone would die.
    Me: *Slathers on SPF 1000*

    • @alissa2791
      @alissa2791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bruh
      U gonna have bird shit all over you

    • @gahdue5363
      @gahdue5363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No spf 999999999999999999999999999999999999999.

    • @HumblePaladin
      @HumblePaladin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Might wanna upgrade that to SPF 2000

    • @Professional_Lolicon
      @Professional_Lolicon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Holy shit why didn't I think of that

    • @slendyfendy4565
      @slendyfendy4565 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wtf is spf XD

  • @itsthelepto
    @itsthelepto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +761

    That staff creature: "Get up! This is no place to die."

    • @Paradee477
      @Paradee477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      “This is no place to die Comrade!

    • @voltydragon6140
      @voltydragon6140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      "The customer is always right, but also has to be *alright*"

    • @division2804
      @division2804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "Get up comrade.. We must fight the MPLA!"

    • @alphariusomegon3965
      @alphariusomegon3965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      " GET UP! CUSTOMER WE ARE MOVING"

    • @ajakks6551
      @ajakks6551 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@voltydragon6140 I like this one.

  • @spazzey0
    @spazzey0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    The funny thing is that when he got his makeshift shield and weapon back the employee probably thought he was buying them, that's probably why it was so kind to hand his stuff back lmao.

  • @unbearablysmug2437
    @unbearablysmug2437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    I see Terraria's Wall of flesh has received quite an overhaul

    • @spectreautomatus1194
      @spectreautomatus1194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Underrated

    • @boopdoop4524
      @boopdoop4524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nah they just activated master mode

    • @unbearablysmug2437
      @unbearablysmug2437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@boopdoop4524 so this is wall of flesh master mode, so are the Ikea workers a new summon?

    • @O5-15.
      @O5-15. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      so mad bro kinda it’s a support NPC it spawned naturally

    • @oksoksoks
      @oksoksoks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      is this blessed or cursed

  • @pl1120Ryan
    @pl1120Ryan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +810

    SCP-001 When day breaks is one of the most interesting scp's to me

    • @tawgenal
      @tawgenal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Your mom is one of the most interesting scp’s to me

    • @tomislavmajzel5767
      @tomislavmajzel5767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@tawgenal whoa whoa whoa thats not family friendly

    • @Daniel-wy2kx
      @Daniel-wy2kx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Tawang G.A, that explains why he’s so ugly

    • @Richard-et3wi
      @Richard-et3wi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagues

    • @acanadianpumpkin
      @acanadianpumpkin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      it gets more interesting when you mix it with UnLondon and other scp's that could save them

  • @justinmoe3171
    @justinmoe3171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    SCP-001: *Escapes 3001*
    Epsilon-9: *Fortunate Son intensifies*

    • @kaboomluong9373
      @kaboomluong9373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      SOME FOLKS ARE BORN

    • @haydenlee4804
      @haydenlee4804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      3008 not 3001 :P

    • @HumanAnalyst257
      @HumanAnalyst257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The smell of napalm in the morning... I T T U R N S M E O N !

    • @plague6566
      @plague6566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@HumanAnalyst257
      *Aight* _i'll cheers to that_

    • @gabrielcaballero4817
      @gabrielcaballero4817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I love the smell of Napalm in the morning... Smells like... Victory...

  • @easy_cheesy7
    @easy_cheesy7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    Day: Breaks
    Infinite IKEA: *You have breached the terms of service.*

    • @lorddumb21
      @lorddumb21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Unlondon: *Your license for existing has expired.*

  • @shitpostappreciator8116
    @shitpostappreciator8116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1216

    SCP-001: Invades Ikea
    The employees: *Cracks knuckles in swedish*
    The intercom: *Plays Sabaton*

    • @johnroskos8638
      @johnroskos8638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yes

    • @TheDJBrojo
      @TheDJBrojo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      *The last stand and white death starts playing*

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Megalovania on the background*

    • @Fadlankhs
      @Fadlankhs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Holy shit that would be amazing

    • @iliketoyeetityeetit9382
      @iliketoyeetityeetit9382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      As a swede thats been in an ikea i can confirm that it would pe possible.

  • @somerandomdiamond7345
    @somerandomdiamond7345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    SCP 001: *Enters SCP 3008.*
    SCP 3008: *You just Dayed your last Break.*

    • @jamesleviathan8865
      @jamesleviathan8865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't you mean
      You've broken your last day?

    • @emanueleragno5616
      @emanueleragno5616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jamesleviathan8865 you just dayed your last break

    • @jingchaoye
      @jingchaoye 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jamesleviathan8865 I think it means "that is the last day of your break."

    • @emanueleragno5616
      @emanueleragno5616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jingchaoye did he stutter?

    • @thethe7005
      @thethe7005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

  • @the_free_timer5011
    @the_free_timer5011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    Jamal: - Nearly gets swallowed whole by Day Breaks -
    The IKEA Employees: *Ay, we gotchu fam.*

    • @XNYDNTE
      @XNYDNTE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *I GOTCHU HOMIE*

  • @Kira-pv4xq
    @Kira-pv4xq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    Scp 001: Exists
    Scp 106: Aight ima head back into my pocket dimension

    • @magnum1x188
      @magnum1x188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Fr bro he’s lucky😂 he can live like a god in his dimension😂

    • @sleepytea7996
      @sleepytea7996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@magnum1x188 yeah bro he's so lucky he can go to his dimension when the world is gonna end scp 106 is just partying in he's dimension

    • @umad6678
      @umad6678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sleepytea7996 well acculty 106 cant melt

    • @sleepytea7996
      @sleepytea7996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@umad6678 i already know that you know

    • @xxrandomxxheroxx12
      @xxrandomxxheroxx12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I come from the future to say the old man is epic in this timeline

  • @Starbryte_starlite
    @Starbryte_starlite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    I love seeing these "evil" SCP's turn good in the event of an XK class end of the world scenario, as to say "There's no point in fighting if we're all just going to die anyway, so we might as well fight with you."

    • @vinson3725
      @vinson3725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      til all are one..

    • @GhostOfReachB312
      @GhostOfReachB312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bro 682 will help actually he will kill us all

    • @stickboianimations2273
      @stickboianimations2273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@GhostOfReachB312 682 got fucked by 001 the moment people started melting

    • @GhostOfReachB312
      @GhostOfReachB312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@stickboianimations2273 but he adapts..... he won't he is called the hard to kill reptile for a reason...

    • @sebastianacevedo9444
      @sebastianacevedo9444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I think it's less that they turned good and more that their defending their territory against a larger threat. Or quite possibly they're serving their proper purpose instead of being activated too early

  • @mr.woofers1582
    @mr.woofers1582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +812

    The concept of "No one beats the shit out of my brother except me" Takes this a whole new level

    • @scader_shot
      @scader_shot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      “No one kills our customers but us”

    • @crisppancakes743
      @crisppancakes743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True

    • @Ayra-j5j
      @Ayra-j5j 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@scader_shot that is every fast-food stores goal

  • @chrisa5180
    @chrisa5180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    I like how the other scps like Unlondon and Ikea's monsters become allies with the others inside and fight the bigger threat together

    • @PetersaberHD
      @PetersaberHD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      It's not really allies. More like prioritising. Also, this was happening during the day, when people are customers, not tresspassers.

    • @MINECRAFTRACHET971
      @MINECRAFTRACHET971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      PetersaberHD i think unlondon is an ally since it was created to save humanity from apocalyptic event like when day breaks but ikea is definitely just prioritizing the bigger threat

    • @rayali8764
      @rayali8764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Reminds me of 2399. All the countries of the world stop their bickering and fighting, working together to attempt to save the world from absolute doom.

    • @snowouroboros9250
      @snowouroboros9250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PetersaberHD omg, it was night by the time the ending was drawing near.

    • @pikira2246
      @pikira2246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The Ikea saved the humans because they saw them as customers, not trespassers, due to it being daytime. The Monsters were being disruptive and had to leave the Ikea which is why they attacked.

  • @Adeone7368
    @Adeone7368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    “A loud rumbling sound then began”
    *The Wall of Flesh has awoken!*

    • @Prisma_Guy
      @Prisma_Guy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Wall of flesh has been defeated
      *_The MTF Fire Eaters have been released_*

    • @Bobbies1
      @Bobbies1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Which fucker killed the voodoo demon

    • @Kriegsploink
      @Kriegsploink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Bobbies1 voodoo demon probably blinked

    • @LoafLoafLoaf
      @LoafLoafLoaf 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Joaquin 1 Joe the ikea employee

    • @justaperson36
      @justaperson36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      me a terraria player: WHERE ARE THE BEES

  • @probablypootis6902
    @probablypootis6902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    How to survive SCP-001 When day breaks
    1.Just use sunscreen

    • @keithhuynh4985
      @keithhuynh4985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      You Guna need lots of sunscreen though

    • @Jay1ent
      @Jay1ent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Keith Huynh 50 or 600 bottles of it

    • @loganmorton1543
      @loganmorton1543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      "Anybody not wearing two million sunblock is going to have a really bad day" -Sarah Connor, Terminator 2: Judgment Day

    • @kiev420
      @kiev420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well, you can always use an umbrella

    • @DrikTrajado
      @DrikTrajado 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yea, this is big brain time

  • @taolaai123123
    @taolaai123123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    SCP-001 : I WILL EAT EVERYTHING
    MTF Epsilon-9 : So you have chosen BBQ.

    • @bethwalker5326
      @bethwalker5326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      001: NO NO I SAID EAT NOT BUR- AAAAAHHHHHHHHH

    • @Nuclear_Dingo
      @Nuclear_Dingo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Beth Walker LMAO

  • @HittingBandy
    @HittingBandy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    When Day Breaks: Happens
    Basically every Scp that involves countless sub Scps (Ex: Unlondon, Infinite Ikea): "This means war"

    • @zacharykoplin6543
      @zacharykoplin6543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Then they all team up and kill the sun

    • @notme8652
      @notme8652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I wonder what Is happening to the Reality benders scps

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      It's quite amazing to see once hostile SCPs band with humans against a common enemy

    • @kittycats17
      @kittycats17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@notme8652 probably safe

    • @insidious7329
      @insidious7329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@CBRN-115 That's just bad plot on this authors art. 01 nullifies other SCPs, but they wanted to wank other SCPs so yeahh.....

  • @thestupidcupcake8334
    @thestupidcupcake8334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    Reminds me of the Greek city states when a foreign threat appeared, they forgot their past and collectivelly fought against it. Real chads.

    • @nerfedby50percent2
      @nerfedby50percent2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      “I know we like try to kill you at night but let’s team up”

    • @tallerstond8105
      @tallerstond8105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Except Thebes
      Fuck thebes

    • @dapperfield595
      @dapperfield595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fuck Thebes
      All my homies hate Thebes

    • @JustVince7810
      @JustVince7810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To be fair the same thing happened with both World Wars.

    • @angelapolinar5343
      @angelapolinar5343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also notice that the Customer Service Kingdom became so powerful in IKEA by being Sverige.

  • @David-1216
    @David-1216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3432

    I hope we see more stories like this, of SCPs turning “good” in order to fight 001

    • @flamesredinconito6474
      @flamesredinconito6474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +334

      Unlikely allies fight a bigger threat. Also doesn't this mean that its just one earth that is effected by this scp?

    • @drunknpyroo5-279
      @drunknpyroo5-279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      Wait. When they say that the world is beautiful, they mean that everyone will come together to fight something that threatens everyone. And that is beautiful.
      Or maybe I’m just over thinking this

    • @ItsButterBean1020
      @ItsButterBean1020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Imagine 049 just walking through these things

    • @prisma6799
      @prisma6799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@drunknpyroo5-279 THE PESTILENCE

    • @marcosalves5782
      @marcosalves5782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Imagine someone bringing 2935 to 001 universe.

  • @Gatsmask_FGC
    @Gatsmask_FGC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    001: *breaks into 3008*
    Employees: "oh, you're approaching me?"

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      jojo reference in an scp video
      3rd time this week

    • @witolddembiczak336
      @witolddembiczak336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *JoJo intensifies*

    • @walfasremi190
      @walfasremi190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      001: I cant cumsume your customers without getting closer

    • @Hatmis
      @Hatmis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *Employees* : "Hohoho ! Then come as close as you like !"

    • @walfasremi190
      @walfasremi190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *intest walking*

  • @mars7304
    @mars7304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1312

    Roses are Red
    By Fist or Steel Pole,
    Your Sun is now Dead,
    And The Store Is Now Closed.

    • @wagwarn3957
      @wagwarn3957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bravo!

    • @leeharveyoswaldoffical3402
      @leeharveyoswaldoffical3402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice rhymes man

    • @kritikill7779
      @kritikill7779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      less dead, more like corrupted

    • @st4ndg4mes87
      @st4ndg4mes87 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then the unexpected happen. A trickle, coming from above. Suddenly, a big puddle of red water form under the trickle. A submarine splashes out of the puddle.

    • @lordchip9967
      @lordchip9967 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      8/10

  • @yesdevaun7999
    @yesdevaun7999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    I like how the intercom is like a battle cry calling the employees to beat the crap out of red goo

    • @perlaperez6151
      @perlaperez6151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "Cleanup on isle 6-" The staff: Already charging in there

    • @s1ztr
      @s1ztr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “HOG RIDAAAAA!”

  • @shopnil4
    @shopnil4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1576

    People thought I was crazy when I suggested that the Ikea would make a great bunker...

    • @flamesredinconito6474
      @flamesredinconito6474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Well guess who's laughing now!

    • @alexisbaz8746
      @alexisbaz8746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      An infinite bunker with beings that would try to kill you and you would be probably stuck inside forever?, and still is 1000 times better than 001...

    • @jorgesolis9468
      @jorgesolis9468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@alexisbaz8746 and infinite food

    • @jengofett1236
      @jengofett1236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@jorgesolis9468 MM yes, swedish meatbalss

    • @jorgesolis9468
      @jorgesolis9468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@jengofett1236 so I barely woke up and all I read was swedish balls

  • @Site_42
    @Site_42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    “Come with me if you want to live.”
    You adorable dorks 😂
    But really, great story/art fellas.

  • @RB-lq5ye
    @RB-lq5ye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    Day break: I am an unstoppable SCP, truly no other can defeat me, even unlondon has fallen!
    IKEA: Sir this is an IKEA

    • @fluffybum204
      @fluffybum204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Technically unlondon didnt fall to a extent it fell but took the scp 001 creatures with them

    • @RB-lq5ye
      @RB-lq5ye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@fluffybum204 but SCP-001 didn't stop, it just lost a small section and continued on

    • @aaronsanceda4085
      @aaronsanceda4085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The store is now closing

    • @RB-lq5ye
      @RB-lq5ye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@aaronsanceda4085 "Please leave, the store is now closed"

    • @kreimer1702
      @kreimer1702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Undublin better have a fucking series flak 88s on its coast

  • @conni4518
    @conni4518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    The employees stared at the wall of flesh in helpless agony at the defeat that surely awaited them. Then suddenly one employee rushed forward with a cry, "RIP. AND. TEAR!"

    • @Ashley-the-fox
      @Ashley-the-fox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      KUR EN TUK (translation RIP AND TEAR)

    • @dehydratedair
      @dehydratedair ปีที่แล้ว +2

      bros blasting bfg division

  • @locomotivefaox
    @locomotivefaox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    001: Goop noises
    Intercom: The store has closed
    001: Worried goop noises

  • @GoestiaDimas
    @GoestiaDimas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    Wall of flesh: * swarms ikea
    Employees: well maybe i don't wanna be the bad guy anymore

    • @TheRealBalhaze
      @TheRealBalhaze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I mean the people in 3008 were like the customers it's just that the employees didn't like it when they stayed in after closing

    • @ZedopeK
      @ZedopeK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      me whem a see "wall of flesh" we need BEEnades

    • @earlhasnofriends
      @earlhasnofriends 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ngl scp 3000 might be stronger than him he can gulp up any scps and ignore it

    • @technosage9956
      @technosage9956 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ZedopeK no we need Chuck Norris

    • @ZedopeK
      @ZedopeK 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@technosage9956 -_- Beenades

  • @kinga4438
    @kinga4438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    when day breaks: You can't defeat me !
    unlondon: yes i know but he can
    *ikea has joined the battle*

    • @kayhen3924
      @kayhen3924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Scp-079: W0TS THIS THEN?

    • @earlhasnofriends
      @earlhasnofriends 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Scp 3000:just throw him into the water ill handle this Again

    • @foxthefox1594
      @foxthefox1594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Summon the Janitors of Ikea

    • @coolyeah2410
      @coolyeah2410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not to mention the undublin

    • @Imsleepeebruh
      @Imsleepeebruh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@coolyeah2410 God I really hope they pick that thread back up.

  • @samuelking6416
    @samuelking6416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I love how cannon-logically this could exist. Being that the IKEA store is connected to multiple dimensions it's easy to image that SCP-001 came from dimension whilst they exited into another dimension where the IKEA was still being monitored as per 'normal'.

    • @aisutistoto5771
      @aisutistoto5771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Interesting

    • @normalchannel2185
      @normalchannel2185 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Other than the canon saying that the light just removes all anomalous properties. But i think we can ignore that

    • @komnennos
      @komnennos 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@normalchannel2185 I think that's only on human scps, plus it's not like the guy writing the scp-001 file could run extensive testing

  • @TheColombianSpartan
    @TheColombianSpartan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    When day breaks: enters the infinite Ikea
    Infinite Ikea: *That wasn't very cash money of you sir*

    • @HumanTooth
      @HumanTooth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *_The building is now closed_*

    • @radec4223
      @radec4223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You are ruining our establishment please leave and never return

    • @KC_Garcia
      @KC_Garcia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Harassing customers is against company policy. Vacate the area now."
      "The customer is our top priority at IKEA."

    • @PCreeperStudios
      @PCreeperStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      WHEN THE its *The store is now closed, please exit the building.* not that BTW don’t whoosh me if its an joke and I liked that comment

    • @windowsxpmemesandstufflol
      @windowsxpmemesandstufflol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PAY THE FUCKING MONI BITCH

  • @Sprottel_SFM
    @Sprottel_SFM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3898

    "Never imagined dying fighting alongside a faceless monster"
    "Høw abøuţ alöņgsïďè a fŕiənđ?"
    "Ay i could do that"

    • @bubalackgaming8892
      @bubalackgaming8892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      This comment may be stolen but it did it better

    • @alekathepanda2724
      @alekathepanda2724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      6ëß

    • @EumosVideos
      @EumosVideos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Most of those aren't Swedish letters.

    • @alekathepanda2724
      @alekathepanda2724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@EumosVideos ø*

    • @broah7689
      @broah7689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Cheers bro I’ll drink to that

  • @HittingBandy
    @HittingBandy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Ikea monsters: "Even if the world is ending, *It's closing time* "

    • @neversafefromwaluigi8853
      @neversafefromwaluigi8853 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Scp 682: fear me!
      Ikea monsters:oh boy,time to tear a lizard another anus!

  • @policemasta5220
    @policemasta5220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    3008 employees: *are beating the hell out of SCP 001 a*
    One of the employees to Jamal:come this is no place to die

  • @imaginewagons3305
    @imaginewagons3305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    Jamal:never thought i would fight side by side with a employee
    Employee: what about side by side with a friend
    Jamal:aye, I could do that

    • @Atypical_Typo
      @Atypical_Typo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LotR yay

    • @SwiftlySev
      @SwiftlySev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Isn’t this stolen nvm it’s original

  • @timeforgottenprince8271
    @timeforgottenprince8271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    if the people who were dragged out knew about the hell they were pulled into, they would have ran back into SCP 3008 without a second thought.

    • @OfficiallyDrippy
      @OfficiallyDrippy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      15:57
      Bruh thats what they were going
      To do but the exit bacame a wall

    • @timeforgottenprince8271
      @timeforgottenprince8271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@OfficiallyDrippy half a mind, not would definitely have.

    • @OfficiallyDrippy
      @OfficiallyDrippy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@timeforgottenprince8271 k

    • @elduquecaradura1468
      @elduquecaradura1468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      What I wonder is, that they got exposed to the moonlight right? Wich is basically sun's reflection on the moon, so they should convert too

    • @timeforgottenprince8271
      @timeforgottenprince8271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@elduquecaradura1468 It was a moonless night.

  • @therekter7871
    @therekter7871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    When the blobs start touching your furniture: *Din kostnadsfria provprövning är nu över*

    • @CaptDuty491
      @CaptDuty491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Your free trial is now over

    • @enderbirds3814
      @enderbirds3814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Your free trial of life has ended

    • @f.palmero5010
      @f.palmero5010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your living Test trial has ended.

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hand over your meatballs now.

    • @veepinktea4799
      @veepinktea4799 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The demon that just got summoned:hand over your life privileges

  • @brad9343
    @brad9343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "The winner between the Home Decor and the Food Court clan" is a sentence I'd never think I'd hear.

  • @1dk_man
    @1dk_man 4 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    All the employees be like:
    "Yo let's beat these fools up and take their lunch money"

    • @skyravenwoods
      @skyravenwoods 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Come on fight back"

    • @stalebread2997
      @stalebread2997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "Ikea belongs to the Employees!"

    • @unknownslayer7363
      @unknownslayer7363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      RUN THEM POCKETS FOOL

    • @Dreamsoniacxx
      @Dreamsoniacxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Epsilon 9: "HEY! WHY DON'T YOU PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE!"

  • @moonmyers2608
    @moonmyers2608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    I couldn’t stop laughing the whole time I heard this, FACELESS PEOPLE VS THE DEMOGORGAN FLOOD

    • @vivious_
      @vivious_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      whats so funny about it?

    • @exploitpatrol4739
      @exploitpatrol4739 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      vicious bird right?

    • @unclesam326
      @unclesam326 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like John Carpenter’s the thing

  • @DoktorNeun
    @DoktorNeun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    "They set our dazzling sun against us, now we send the rage of a thousand suns upon them, we make sure they never forget what humanity can do."

  • @SynthTechnic
    @SynthTechnic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Day breaks: *happens*
    Every scp: that wasn’t very cash money if you

  • @quacksanity2650
    @quacksanity2650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    It's kinda heart warming to see someone grow from an amature artist drawing cool lizards to a story' telling genius and a master drawer who can convey such narrative by a slide of moving pictures

    • @Ake-TL
      @Ake-TL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      One day i was like: how old are his early works again? because today’s quality is so high, damn it

    • @Nobody-zl3kk
      @Nobody-zl3kk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Doctor Cimmerian helps, and honestly, i'm glad he does

  • @willwh9228
    @willwh9228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    If this don't work the only safe scp would be 1689. All hail the potato bag

    • @mr.amazonsins8013
      @mr.amazonsins8013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      They will all suffocate because of the potatoes

    • @epic4130
      @epic4130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I wonder if scp 682 survived

    • @willwh9228
      @willwh9228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@epic4130 probably because only biological matter get effected so it only need to turn it skin into metal.

    • @dumbjanitor714
      @dumbjanitor714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ireland is already set to survive

    • @FumbleSquid
      @FumbleSquid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@willwh9228 Only if he knew ahead of time to prepare, and even then all the flesh has to do is expose some part of him for long enough. The flesh isn't stupid either, it'd figure out some way to solve it.

  • @nucleargames3451
    @nucleargames3451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +868

    Terraria players when they hear Wall of flesh: Oh god
    SCP fans when they hear Wall of Flesh: So, then the world completely f---ing died.

    • @donaldolivier6786
      @donaldolivier6786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Me,already building a runway: *the expert*

    • @witheredbonnie9268
      @witheredbonnie9268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *Laughs in space*

    • @scpfoundation2327
      @scpfoundation2327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Gliese's Interplanetary Bazaar Yep

    • @AnnaLogueMemes
      @AnnaLogueMemes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Laugh's in mod's*

    • @toastius9939
      @toastius9939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me, An Experienced Terrarian: *Laughs in Beenades*

  • @shan3622
    @shan3622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I never felt so emotional over a Ikea employee just for saving humans because of SCP-001

  • @toaster2371
    @toaster2371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    Plot twist, The IKEA employees were actually always friendly, they just thought they were playing a game of tag the entire time.

    • @imjustrai
      @imjustrai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      IKEA employee: * fucking beats you to death *
      Also IKEA employee: now you're it!

    • @toaster2371
      @toaster2371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      IKEA employee: "Wait, maybe its freeze tag?"

    • @diablotry5154
      @diablotry5154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ah yes, a friendly and harmless game of murder tag

    • @LeowulfOfMercia
      @LeowulfOfMercia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Toaster you fucking genius.

    • @RealityRogue
      @RealityRogue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      More like they act like actual employees during the day, serving the customer. When the store closes they obviously want you to leave

  • @humidpath2104
    @humidpath2104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    Day: *Breaks*
    Earth: confused melting screaming
    Destroyer chilling on Jupiter: “y’all hear sumn?”
    Edit:I’m talking about scp-2399 guys.

    • @maxohara6684
      @maxohara6684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee terraria destroyer

    • @Jkololol234
      @Jkololol234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Max O'Hara that bitch came out of nowhere and killed all of my npcs :(

    • @ShockInazuma
      @ShockInazuma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Skeletron Prime: your systems must be malfunctioning again

    • @DesolateLavender
      @DesolateLavender 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ShockInazuma He'd be affected too, as he is a skeleton.

    • @twotimesj6478
      @twotimesj6478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Squidweed skeleton prime is a robot bruh

  • @neversafefromwaluigi8853
    @neversafefromwaluigi8853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Scp 3008 workers when they see an intire fortress in a isle: I sleep
    Scp 3008 workers when they they see a red blob: *REAL SHIT*

  • @chrisonewiththesalt
    @chrisonewiththesalt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "Never thought I'd die fighting side-by-side with an Ikean."
    "What about side-by-side with a friend?"
    "Aye... I can do that."

  • @stellarkirbo
    @stellarkirbo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    *opens door*
    *face melts*
    *closes door*
    *turns around*
    “Wrong door”

    • @thewhitejawa
      @thewhitejawa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      "Wrong door, still feels really nice though, you guys should come out here."

    • @stellarkirbo
      @stellarkirbo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      TheWhiteJawa “yeah. It’s really warm, don’t know what dimension this is but it’s nice. Come outside.”

    • @DoubleBoost23
      @DoubleBoost23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@stellarkirbo
      "You sure it's alright? Your voice sounds kind of weird."

    • @stellarkirbo
      @stellarkirbo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Super Sonic Duo “yeah we cool”

    • @DoubleBoost23
      @DoubleBoost23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@stellarkirbo
      "Sweet. What all do you see on that side?"

  • @nerdmysteria1406
    @nerdmysteria1406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    When day breaks is the SCP that brings other
    SCPs and humans together.

    • @kousand9917
      @kousand9917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      your right there are now 2 stories unlondon and this one

    • @keithhuynh4985
      @keithhuynh4985 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally and figuratively

    • @peacherisk1500
      @peacherisk1500 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Bartal Benedek i feel like scp 173 would be ultra powerful since the 001 creatures don't seem to have eyes, if possible the foundation could make a chip to make it so 173 could not snap your neck to whoever had the chip.

    • @Skinwalkerwave5115
      @Skinwalkerwave5115 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

    • @tamsuemomwife
      @tamsuemomwife 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      682 999 939 046

  • @gavinmerasty8369
    @gavinmerasty8369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    Starla: Hey can you turn off the fan, its windy in here
    Thomas: We dont have a fan
    Starla: what do you-
    *sees the door open*

    • @alzef1375
      @alzef1375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Exits randomly appear from time to time afaik

  • @TheOwnpwn123
    @TheOwnpwn123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    SCP-001: "Hey this is a nice sto-"
    *Proceeds to get jumped by a ton of employee's*
    IKEA Employee's: "Let him get up, let him get up."

    • @Lrizu
      @Lrizu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Employees*
      IKEA's Employees*

    • @ajakks6551
      @ajakks6551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm laughing waaay too hard at this comment, thank you.

    • @cooleecoolee9504
      @cooleecoolee9504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      IKEA Employee's: *picks SCP-001 up and holding him while punching his stomach* You picked the wrong side of the shop fool

    • @OriginalMice45
      @OriginalMice45 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      IKEA Employee: Poosi Boi! *whack*

  • @farwolff
    @farwolff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    The book is literally everything I ever wanted in a book lol.

    • @spec4455
      @spec4455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      paper?

    • @sexykirby5663
      @sexykirby5663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@spec4455 no trees

    • @spec4455
      @spec4455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      :/

    • @hansstrudel9614
      @hansstrudel9614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sexy Kirby so it’s a pop up book?

    • @RaidianaS
      @RaidianaS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      An scp pop-up-book, perfect

  • @brennenbolopue
    @brennenbolopue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    The SCP Universe is so underrated. It's lore and multi-universe reality with SCP's on every level is much bigger than most people think. To the MTF to the Serpents Hand. To SCP-173 and The Scarlet King, SCP will always be a loved community and I can't thank creators like SCP Illustrated and the Vulgun enough when they make videos like this.

    • @Tsar_Appologist
      @Tsar_Appologist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Too bad the community has some bad apple like liberal snowflakes who make the dumbest fucking shit ever and toxic people who steal and claim credit that they shouldn’t. The community is mostly good but those few bad people are just fucking terrible. Keep your real life problems out of the community, I don’t wanna hear how your pissed that your dreams were crushed because there’s only two genders.

    • @themanfromtheeast2048
      @themanfromtheeast2048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Tsar_Appologist i love the SCP community because from my own experience it never really cared about your race, religion, gender or any other categorizations of humans. It really has a place for everyone .... because here, everyone is equally fucked!
      also am glad i didnt come across the lovely poeple you mentioned lol.
      also also i think i would very much join the church of the broken god if i were in the scp universe.

    • @fredmeister
      @fredmeister 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Tsar_Appologist you say that, and yet you're kind of being an asshole yourself

    • @Lebjs_
      @Lebjs_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Its amazing how so many great stories are made and connected with little to no coordination and it just works.

    • @noimage4144
      @noimage4144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      (I'm predicting that a debate gonna happen).

  • @snosibsnob3930
    @snosibsnob3930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    The “When Day Breaks” cannon is one of the most interesting recent tales to come from the SCP universe. Keep up the amazing works

  • @Inderastein
    @Inderastein 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    UnLondon: We hate Humans, but when the corrupted sun rises, we help and stand with the Union flag
    Ikea: Humans are fine unless in the dark, but when the flesh comes in, we help and stand with the Ikea flag
    Humans: Im confused, wtf is happening?

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Personally, I think the Bobbies were trying to keep people out of UnLondon because it was unsafe there (housing conditions, unsanitary) and it wasn't needed, but after Day Broke, UnLondon "opened" again since it was needed once more.
      Wait..... what if the Infinite IKEA is just the Swedish UnLondon?

    • @Freedmoon44
      @Freedmoon44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@thebighurt2495 impossible, the Unworld does have a limited surface since its a kind of a reverse side of planet earth, but there is likely an entrance to the infinite Ikea there

    • @oneosix106decena
      @oneosix106decena 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The shy guy:i become a parent of a blind girl and shall protect her for the rest of my life

    • @Aneagleyouneversawbefore
      @Aneagleyouneversawbefore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@oneosix106decena Scp 179:My Brother Is Gone Rage After I take his PS4 whole playing Fortnite

    • @alstongiddens7992
      @alstongiddens7992 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What if There’s A Unsun?

  • @DanielMartinez-fz4bo
    @DanielMartinez-fz4bo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2113

    Best
    Ending
    EVER
    See why cant we ever have Epic endings like this instead of sad or scary endings

    • @drunknpyroo5-279
      @drunknpyroo5-279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Fire Eaters: HAHA FLAMETHROWERS GO BRRRRRR

    • @osamabinladenmiliciano5.538
      @osamabinladenmiliciano5.538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I don’t know man. It seems kinda Deux Ex

    • @damoose7672
      @damoose7672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@osamabinladenmiliciano5.538 I mean half of the scp's are deus ex monsters

    • @osamabinladenmiliciano5.538
      @osamabinladenmiliciano5.538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@damoose7672 I mean the ending seems Deus Ex. Here's the definition of Deus Ex:Deus ex Machina is now the phrase used to describe any situation where something unexpected or implausible is brought in to the story line to resolve situations or disentangle a plot. The resolution could come from a new character, device, or event.

    • @damoose7672
      @damoose7672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@osamabinladenmiliciano5.538 sorry I think I was thinking of deus vult. Yknow culty shit

  • @TheRealLone_Wolf
    @TheRealLone_Wolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    SCP-001 is one of the best SCP series he’s done, and the picture of E-9 at the end, was just legendary...

  • @azoverdosed
    @azoverdosed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    Nobody:
    Other SCPs when they see 001: We were bad but we are good now

    • @DanielFuentes-mr3nn
      @DanielFuentes-mr3nn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Scp 682: I was bad but now im still bad

    • @thomasallen9974
      @thomasallen9974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@DanielFuentes-mr3nn 682 no doubt hates 001 Day Break instances, but probably laughs at it thinking this is what life really is

    • @earlhasnofriends
      @earlhasnofriends 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Man what would happen with scp 3000 vs when day breaks though Someone help

    • @treychastain6644
      @treychastain6644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Would scp 682 be affected because I mean he was put in a place where nothing exists and the concept of you never existed and came back hours later with everyone still remembering him

    • @endermight124
      @endermight124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Trey Chastain My best bet would be that beings bestowed Powers and abilities/directly created from a elder god like the brothers death and the scarlet king would be Able to bypass the anomalous destroying effect

  • @flamu9183
    @flamu9183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Dr. Bright: Let’s shoot chainsaws at the sky, that’ll solve it!

    • @g-fanmax1838
      @g-fanmax1838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      SCP-001 WHEN DAY BREAKS
      Object class: Neutralized

    • @generalgreivous7351
      @generalgreivous7351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@g-fanmax1838 Wait…THAT WORKED.

    • @tobas6129
      @tobas6129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      when day breaks and the flesh that hates: wait. thats illegal

    • @NatureWonderCH
      @NatureWonderCH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@g-fanmax1838 ...I quit *Throws notebook to the floor*

    • @josephbuffaloe5549
      @josephbuffaloe5549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmfao seems like an idiot move but OHHHHHHHHH YOU CAN SEND A ROCKET AND DEPLOY CHAINSAWSSSSSS

  • @commaco_was_taken
    @commaco_was_taken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    SCP-001-A in IKEA: Exists
    IKEA Employees: Hippity hoppity get off our property

    • @leastbasedbaj7454
      @leastbasedbaj7454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *OUR COMMUNISM ENTENSIFIES*

    • @Will_jetz
      @Will_jetz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      HIPPITY HOPPITY
      YOU CAME TO THE WRONG PROPERTY

  • @oivatank
    @oivatank 4 ปีที่แล้ว +747

    The wave of flesh continues to seep forward across the polished floor, shelves, and furniture, when suddenly, the echo of footsteps catches its attention.
    Out of the shadows approaches a man lacking facial features, donned in the familiar yellow and blue garb of an IKEA employee. “The store is now closed, please exit the building,” the figure states plainly.
    The encroaching mass gurgles and hisses at the figure who continues to walk towards it unflinchingly. Suddenly, another employee drops down from the rafters and follows suit behind the first, and then another, and another. Soon enough, dozens upon dozens of faceless figures made their descent and gathered to confront their new foe, who towers overhead letting out an earth-shaking roar in annoyance.
    A deep growl emanates from the leading employee in response. “I said, we’re closed,” he snarls while cracking his knuckles. “Now get the fuck out of my store.”

    • @masked_gamer6379
      @masked_gamer6379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Bus music starts

    • @jericb
      @jericb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Wave Of Flesh: *Why do I hear boss music*

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Employee: You Do Realize That The Store Is CLOSED

    • @adis4320
      @adis4320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hey does anybody hear the Abyss Watchers theme?

    • @thatonejanitor8715
      @thatonejanitor8715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      SCP-001-2: Well...well, $hit.

  • @solarshdow8657
    @solarshdow8657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    I wonder what doctor brights “experiment” is,
    maybe reversing the effects of sunlight?

    • @jadynmurrell80
      @jadynmurrell80 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      look at the bright side

    • @thegreatveritas
      @thegreatveritas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We are about to be really bright.
      Just Look at All those Extra lifes.

    • @slenderhonkers
      @slenderhonkers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐩𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐯𝐚𝐧.
      ;)

    • @lordelectron6591
      @lordelectron6591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Seth Carrothers
      ye the doomguy eh?

    • @Ayowtfman586
      @Ayowtfman586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What experiment?

  • @onescaryapothiconboi7475
    @onescaryapothiconboi7475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "We could see the sunlight outside"
    Ima stop you right there