Wish the armies and marine forces of the world (most notably US Army, USMC, British Army, Royal Marines, Russian Ground Forces, and the Russian Naval Infantry) had uber-officer ranks 14-19. Brits already have the Marshall rank, though (Field Marshall and Air Marshall)
Honestly the claw boss having his dialogue censored with the jazzy music makes him seem cooler and more mysterious. Literally nothing was said except for the random music and he seems almost ethereal because of it.
The Retsupurae that really wasn't a retsupurae. They weren't making fun of the video, they were making fun of the game. The game was played well and recorded well, it's just it so ridiculous.
Just cleared this one a few minutes ago. Not a bad game. Some of the stage designs were actually very interesting. The game gets a lot of attention for its cheese dialogue, but it really offers more than a few laughs at its expense.
19:27 Something I just noticed after rewatching this longplay and I don't think it was pointed out anywhere else but this implies that these hardened terrorists criminals or whatever they are took the time to build multiple frowny snowmen... Let that sink in.
For a CD 2.0 game (only 64k of memory for a level), they really did pack a lot of graphics/art into such small amount of ram per area. Granted, the probably loaded up vram with a bunch of tiles/sprites first before loading the level. But still... 64k of ram is tiny for a single level.
@SuperBlueGiygas Except they made fun of the video game, not the video itself, if I understand correctly. So people really shouldn't flood this with dislikes.
Ya I've still gotta find a super CD system card for my TG-CD but they're ridiculously expensive on eBay like 150-200 bucks, That more than I paid for the console. BUT I am still able to play this game & picked it up from a used game store a month ago - great game, perhaps I'll play it now
hm. is there not a message after the credits in the US version? i have the jp version, and there's a short audio message with guy's face after the credits which isn't shown here, and then if you wait a minute an even longer message after that.
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*Comprehensive list of Guy Kazama's promotions*
Level 1 - Ranger
Level 2 - Sharp Shooter
Level 3 - Sniper
Level 4 - Corporal
Level 5 - Special Forces
Level 6 - Captain
Level 7 - Major
Level 8 - Tank Buster
Level 9 - Colonel
Level 10 - Major General
Level 11 - Metal Soldier
Level 12 - General
Level 13 - Marshal
Level 14 - Fullarmor Guy xD!
Level 15 - Heavy Armor
Level 16 - Mad Thunder
Level 17 - Final Command
Level 18 - Oneman Army
Level 19 - Super Hero
Wish the armies and marine forces of the world (most notably US Army, USMC, British Army, Royal Marines, Russian Ground Forces, and the Russian Naval Infantry) had uber-officer ranks 14-19.
Brits already have the Marshall rank, though (Field Marshall and Air Marshall)
Nobody can hire Guy's feelings! That makes him want to make the river red with your blood even more!
Guy is what happened when you mix Kenshiro and Rambo in a blender.
Rambo III of Mega Drive/Genesis lol
Barney from the Simpsons at 5:35, lmao.
So cubex55 supplies the gameplay, and slowbeef and diabeetus provide the commentary.
I can dig it.
Honestly the claw boss having his dialogue censored with the jazzy music makes him seem cooler and more mysterious. Literally nothing was said except for the random music and he seems almost ethereal because of it.
The Retsupurae that really wasn't a retsupurae.
They weren't making fun of the video, they were making fun of the game. The game was played well and recorded well, it's just it so ridiculous.
My dad served 20 years in the military and he missed getting promoted to Tank Buster, so they kicked him out....
Great job on that classic TG-16 shoot-em-up, Last Alert!
I just hope that game was included in the Turbo-Grafx 16 Mini Classic.
Chairman Steve....behold the horror of the man named Steve.
best voice acting ever!
Lol!!!!
DIS RIVUH'S GONNA TURN RED WITH YOUR BLOOD!
Just cleared this one a few minutes ago. Not a bad game. Some of the stage designs were actually very interesting. The game gets a lot of attention for its cheese dialogue, but it really offers more than a few laughs at its expense.
Hats off to you, Cube... For actually playing and finishing this game.
19:27 Something I just noticed after rewatching this longplay and I don't think it was pointed out anywhere else but this implies that these hardened terrorists criminals or whatever they are took the time to build multiple frowny snowmen... Let that sink in.
Sylvester Stallone is guy kuzama
In last alert
Its payback time
💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
For a CD 2.0 game (only 64k of memory for a level), they really did pack a lot of graphics/art into such small amount of ram per area. Granted, the probably loaded up vram with a bunch of tiles/sprites first before loading the level. But still... 64k of ram is tiny for a single level.
Many hours as a teenager on this game.
THIS voice acting, awesome :D
The voice acting is just so bad it's hilarious! 😂
Edit: Especially here 22:43
But the game itself is good!
"AND.... smuggling *the* weapons."
I just wanted to see what the final gun looked like.
YES! Somebody put a full game of this online! Thank you. . .
Looks very cool, might have to buy a pc-engine.
@SuperBlueGiygas Except they made fun of the video game, not the video itself, if I understand correctly. So people really shouldn't flood this with dislikes.
5:35 Still a better Kermit than Matt Vogel
This game is pretty cool, well it's ok but the music, like valis, is amazing.
Ya I've still gotta find a super CD system card for my TG-CD but they're ridiculously expensive on eBay like 150-200 bucks, That more than I paid for the console. BUT I am still able to play this game & picked it up from a used game store a month ago - great game, perhaps I'll play it now
Love this game!!
"I'm a General! What's your rank?"
"Super Hero!"
"Oh, shit. You win."
hm. is there not a message after the credits in the US version? i have the jp version, and there's a short audio message with guy's face after the credits which isn't shown here, and then if you wait a minute an even longer message after that.
Why didn't you use the final gun on the last bosses? I really wanted to see it.
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This video is a response to Let's Take A Long Look At Last Alert part 1/7
SUCCESS
Strewth!
I have a problem, I use emulator and in the final part it gets a black screen and it stays that way, does anyone know how to solve this?
the voice acting is so bad, its good.
would love to get a modern port of this ps4/X1
Exploding chickens!
Good luck finding one. They weren't popular outside of Japan, and this game requires an even rarer CD-ROM peripheral.
34:30 Karnov?
I laughed at each boss dialogue.
You've been retsupuraed...?
Озвучка просто огонь)))РЖУНИМАГУ))
The voice acting are so bad. It’s hilarious. Can you imagine in Metal Gear series if the voice acting are sounds hilarious?