I helped a coworker with a lot of classes she needed to become a 3rd grade teacher. Our boss said it looked like a parent doing their kid's homework. One day she brought lunch to work from Jack-in-the-Box or some such with a little prize inside: a piece of cardboard you folded into a cube, which had questions on every side (each person rolled it like a die and answered a different question). To kill time at lunch, we played with it. Her first question was "Is Hartford the capital of Connecticut or Delaware?" Her answer: "Isn't Delaware in Connecticut?" Her second question: There were pictures of jellyfish, various fish, and a whale. "Which one of these sea creatures is actually a mammal?" Her reply: "What's a mammal?" She's loose in the school system now, and it's partially my fault!
I dated a girl in middle school and I one day I asked if she wanted to come to my house and do homework together she laughed and said “ you do know the homework is optional right” surprisingly she was held back
We were watching Harry Potter. He asked, "Is this real?" It was the scene where Harry rides the Hippogriff just as they soar over the Black Lake. And he was one of the better men I dated.
My ex and I went to a drive-thru. He proceeds to spill an entire soda over my lap as he is putting it into the cup holder. Doesn’t notice. I say “hey you just spilled that on me” “It wasn’t me” We were alone?
On the breast feeding one...I was the exact opposite Until I had sex with a women, I thought women could always breast feed(I thought that was why they had to wear a bra) I never stated it to anyone...I just thought it was common knowledge...so I was never embarrassed to find out otherwise
You may be interested to know that men can also breastfeed. Given the right motivation and stimulation (i.e. a starving infant and much compassion). Apparently it surprised scientists too. If men can get breast cancer (they can) this means there are the requisite lymphatics in place to produce breast milk, which comes from blood. It's obviously very uncommon, but it has happened that the occasional man has breast fed a starving infant. And technically speaking, breasts are modified sweat glands. So all those "boob guys"...lol.
There's a big difference between ignorance and stupidity. An ignorant person might be willing to learn and improve. I'd probably be fine with this. A stupid person doesn't want to learn or improve and probably wouldn't be capable even if they tried. Those are the ones you avoid.
Stupid can also apply to just a total lack of curiosity. I’d say someone who reaches 30 and doesn’t know the the SUN AMD MOOM are DIFFERENT THINGS is probably just stupid.
Honestly though there are teachers that are “school smart” but when it comes to the outside world are really just clueless.... I’ve had teachers like this
Those are the scariest of teachers. I get some are "book smart", but they should be no where near impressionable minds. It's known to create serious issues for them further down the line that cannot be corrected.
Think of it like this. They start school at the usual age, primary, middle and go to high school, then college or university, then go teach at a school and THEY'VE NEVER LEFT SCHOOL. (Unless they take a year sabbatical here or there). Unfortunately, most teachers that have never left school act more childishly than their pupils, oftentimes. Almost as though there is some kind of arrested development going on.
When my ex was adamant that signage is pronounced ‘sig-nage’. He stubbornly refused to believe me. Just one example of many. He was also verbally and emotionally abusive. Good riddance.
I realized I was dating an idiot when he didn’t go to work on the first day of a new job because he really thought we were going to win the lottery. I wish I was kidding.
Ischemia? Lack of oxygen to the brain? Dehydration? Dropped on her head as an infant? Many of these stories sound as though these folk have actual brain impairment.
When it got to the bit where her parents backed her up, I was instantly reminded of the Jim Jefferies line. "If you're a dumb c***, and your wife or husband's a dumb c***. Guess what your kids are gonna be?"
To be fair, I was raised to believe reindeer weren't real in my catholic elementary school, and I was never corrected. I had to learn on my own and I felt like an idiot.
Not an idiot, just ignorant. The difference is that you were willing to learn and accept that you were misinformed, which is a really important skill so kudos to you.
My husband watered my my plastic cacti for three months and was even convinced they grew. He was so proud of himself that he refused to believe me at first when I told him they were fake. He has two master degrees and yet sometimes I hope our future kids get his looks if you know what I mean.
Found out he didn't believe in vaccines because his cousin had an allergic reaction. The cousin was fine, but the rest of the family basically decided that they'd rather get polio than an allergic reaction in the presence of medical professionals.
I knew a woman who was like in her late 40s who was adamant that every country celebrated thanksgiving. Or at least the Christian ones. I tried explain that it's an American holiday but she ignored me. She did a lot of things like that, like when I told her how I learned from Ask a Mortician that in big cities people without families or whatever will get taken away in white vans and could have like up to 12 bodies potentially she said "No. They take them in a car by themselves, it's respectful. That's how they did it with my dad." I just stared at her and quickly moved on because what you experienced is not the rest of the world's experiences.
@@nr5076 Yes, but maybe she was thinking of the month December which is the 12th month. Originally, it was the 10th but then calender reforms happened. Now the name is a bit misleading (like September, October and November, too).
Not an ex, but my one buddy thought eggs are a dairy product. I know this because when we were on vacation in Mexico he decided he was going to try an omelet and followed up with that by saying, "man, my stomach is gonna hate me. I'm lactose intolerant." I'm like, "dude, just get it without cheese. Not a big deal." He goes, "how's that gonna happen when eggs are dairy?" Still one of my favourote moments ever.
There is a paris in the usa. Same as there is an Eiffel tower in the usa... I think they also have a city named London. America only serves to confuse people LOL
I was telling a group of friends about my cat getting knocked up and that I couldn't wait to see the kittens since she may have had 2 mates. This girl starts laughing saying "you can't get pregnant from 2 different males". Even when I explained the biology behind it she kept laughing. I was butthurt being laughed at by an idiot even tho I'm also an idiot
In a sense too much bread can cause a yeast infection. Bread has glucose and can cause hyperglycemia (high blood sugar) if consumed too much. Yeast feeds on sugar, if you have high blood sugar from eating white bread, you can get a yeast infection. 😅
Someone I worked with at a restaurant ate many yeast rolls everyday and got a yeast infection in her sinuses. She had to go to doctor for it. Most people don't eat that much yeast, eating an extra roll at dinner won't do it. Eating 2-3 rolls a day for months will. So the person who said you can get a yeast infection from eating rolls might not be that dumb.
My BF isn't an idiot but sometimes he gets basic knowledge completely wrong. Example: He thought that fish breathed air, so if you have fish in an aquarium the fish goes up to the surface every so often to breathe... And then as a bonus he also thought that dolphins and whales are a fish. So then I explained to him that dolphins are mammals so they don't have gills and fish has gills so they filter the oxygen in the water. I find it funny how my BF has successfully graduated from a university as a computer engineer yet he has somewhere along the way failed at the basic stuff.
Constantly trading money for garbage and expecting praise. "IT'S GOOD HUH?! JUST A FEW MORE YEARS! YOU SHOULDD BE HAPPY, LIFE'S TOO SHORT! PUT YOUR LIFE ON HOLD, CHRISTMASS IS COMMING!" Over and over and over... The accompaning education and responsibility lectures... "PRICELESS!"
The girl who thought the cat got her a gift is stupid...but kitties!!! This whole video made me laugh I pictured a rabbit walking like a cat...Holy shit...
Tbh, thinking about it, depending on how dumb they would be, I probably would not say that it would be a dealbreaker. I mean sure, if they're stupid in a frustrating and dangerous way, maybe that would be one. Just like, if someone is stupid but thinks they're all kinds of a smart ass. Different thing, if they're stupid but really don't mean it in any bad way, just don't know any better.
The purpose of showing you the cork from a bottle of wine isn't so you can sniff it. It's to show you that half of the cork is wet so that you will know the bottle was properly stored on its side.
@@josepherhardt164 I don't know but I imagine that a bottle stored on its side for x amount of years would look different from a bottle just tipped over for a few minutes
@@laurafranich4807 Maybe so. But how many ordinary wine tipplers would know what to look for? All I know is, "If the wine comes in a plastic bottle, it's probably NOT 'top shelf.'" :)
The girl had a problem with math, it's nothing abnormal, we all have problems grasping concepts when studying and not everyone can remember the formulas off of their heads, so I tried to explain and simplify the formula into parts. She was unable to make basic division. 8/2 = ? I have no idea how she managed to get into university and why she went for a specialty that heavily relied on math.
@@henk-3098 Lazyness. I recently discovered a post from a women whose boyfriend is to lazy to look at the clock. He can read it, but he will always ask her what time it is, even when he is three rooms away and she in a zoom call with her boss. -_- Everyone in the comment section told her to get rid of him btw 👏
8:23 that's very much not true, people who believe that. My doctor is female and when I was 8 with appendicitis the nurse that was taking care of me was a guy named Daniel.
Not me but my mother thought there were little people inside radios. She had a shock when she found just pieces that make or build a radio she was twelve her brother and sister knew that wasn't the case.
Some of these are petty If someone you date spends their whole paycheck on dumb things, then I get it...but not knowing what a reindeer is? Come on It's like when I found out Jingle All the Way was a Thanksgiving song, pre-Wikipedia, in the 1st grade and people didn't believe me, and now it says so on wikipedia and people still don't believe it, I'm not gonna call them stupid, but maybe they have the tendency to become stupid, but not knowing facts isn't even that bad
The reindeer thing is understandable, if you never saw a documentary or went to a zoo that have ones and you are not interested in books. But most other things in this video are on a level of dumbness that is inexcusable
9:53 You'd be amazed at how many grown men DO NOT REALIZE THIS. Obviously this "sex talk" needs to be way more common in mixed company. Most men have at least got the "she needs to be aroused before" memo, but for some obscure reason, don't think it's very important for her to achieve resolution...because mentioning it, may indeed cause a shrinking ego reaction in males. Kind of, "Oh for heaven's sake, I've got to do EVEN MORE???"...
My ex didn’t know what bisexual meant before we dated I mentioned an ex girlfriend and he thought I was a lesbian for like a week until my friend told him what bisexual meant
The sun and the moon being in the same area at the same time and saying yeah that happens sometimes yeah I’ve seen that before I was kind of a little bit older than I feel like I should’ve been the first time I noticed it but my question is is it complete darkness on the other side of the world when that happens does it happen to us and we can like never realize that because we’re not staring at the sky every day or every night I mean.... like that’s my question
ohhh boi i’m an idiot. I thought anal was the name of a scammer guy.. So when me and a friend of mine were talking about sex and it was mentioned i was like; ohh isn’t that that one scam guy? (I watched a video where the scammer in question was named anal for some reason)... I’m feeling pretty stupid right now 😂
I think the desert parts can get to around 44. I remember a nature show where they showed how kangaroos cooled off when the temperature went over 40°C (100°F).
Date this guy for 3 years an oh boy he did a stupid stuff. 1 ) got a 30 on the Act could when anywhere with almost a full ride if he look in to it. Got in a nice collage chose not to go. Told him he should at lest go to a community college to keep his tops and get some Basics done. He said not and when to make more money at his job. I said ok but was disappointed. 2) never told his family he could lose tops i he bid not go to school right away and I accidentally spilled thinking he told his family. He got yelled at by his dad when I was still there. 3) Then he when to go to the NAVY. Grate told him he should work out a bit because he's not the most athletic person. got kick out . Then ghost me a bit and told me it was because he was down when I text him. ( I was understandable so I told him it's fine and let him be for a bit) we became long distance and move to Florida with his family. 4) then fast forward after ghosting me AGAIN for like 3.5 month ( I though he was busy at work or just stress) call me on cellphone said he was feeling distant and couldn't do it anymore. Even better it was like 2 week till Christmas. My ex was a ok guy but it feel I always but more in to it then he bid. I was angary he felt off and lead me on. But I wish he will and now im 10x happier being signal and in about 2 or so year from graduating. Last time I ask his family he is not planning on going to collage and is just working.
Actualy i worked with a guy who never heard of the world wars. Or.. rome. Or the nuke. Or space travel. Or...etc it was hard working with him. It hurt me that someone could live that long and be that stupid
I had a rabbit that would occasionally walk like a cat, he only did it when he was trying to decide on the perfect place to flop, he loved to flop next to my guitar case anytime it was out on the living room floor and he would walk circles around it like that a few times before flopping out. It was a weird sight to behold but it was also pretty darn adorable!
1:00 Non native English speaker here! The word 'erect' is introduced in my country only as the translation for when you get erected. I didn't even knew until this post that it can be used for a different meaning. Now I want to know what does it also mean?
When I said "Damn. I cant wait to become an astronaut to prove that the earth is flat!" Then she said "The earth is round, was that a joke?" Then I broke up with her lmao smh
“I almost forgot the best part... she’s teaching your children right now in a public school” and.... that’s when my heart was torn out of my chest
I helped a coworker with a lot of classes she needed to become a 3rd grade teacher. Our boss said it looked like a parent doing their kid's homework. One day she brought lunch to work from Jack-in-the-Box or some such with a little prize inside: a piece of cardboard you folded into a cube, which had questions on every side (each person rolled it like a die and answered a different question). To kill time at lunch, we played with it. Her first question was "Is Hartford the capital of Connecticut or Delaware?" Her answer: "Isn't Delaware in Connecticut?" Her second question: There were pictures of jellyfish, various fish, and a whale. "Which one of these sea creatures is actually a mammal?" Her reply: "What's a mammal?"
She's loose in the school system now, and it's partially my fault!
@@michaelwinkle4480 I’d hate to have to carry that burden with me !
Time to save for your kids to go to private school.
@@noneedtoknow07 I think it might be safer for them to be home schooled
I dated a girl in middle school and I one day I asked if she wanted to come to my house and do homework together she laughed and said “ you do know the homework is optional right” surprisingly she was held back
I'm wondering if that is what she REALLY meant? Lol.
@@Kayenne54 yeah she thought that when you get into middle school you don’t have to do homework
Did she ever realize you are required to do homework
the headless horsemen shouting "THE BRITISH ARE COMING! !"" will now be engraved in my brain forever
I'm going to break your brain now. If the headless horseman is headless and logically mouthless, how is he shouting anything?
We were watching Harry Potter. He asked, "Is this real?" It was the scene where Harry rides the Hippogriff just as they soar over the Black Lake.
And he was one of the better men I dated.
Ouch ...
He was wholesome 🤷🏻♀️
@@toryannasJMW he is a good man, just not that smart. A Brilliant salesman though. He could sell sand in a desert.
Well, don't leave us in suspense here. I want to know too. Was it real?
You need to move in the gene pool is that shallow where you are. Or raise your standards. 😂
My ex and I went to a drive-thru. He proceeds to spill an entire soda over my lap as he is putting it into the cup holder. Doesn’t notice. I say “hey you just spilled that on me”
“It wasn’t me”
We were alone?
On the breast feeding one...I was the exact opposite
Until I had sex with a women, I thought women could always breast feed(I thought that was why they had to wear a bra)
I never stated it to anyone...I just thought it was common knowledge...so I was never embarrassed to find out otherwise
You may be interested to know that men can also breastfeed. Given the right motivation and stimulation (i.e. a starving infant and much compassion). Apparently it surprised scientists too. If men can get breast cancer (they can) this means there are the requisite lymphatics in place to produce breast milk, which comes from blood. It's obviously very uncommon, but it has happened that the occasional man has breast fed a starving infant. And technically speaking, breasts are modified sweat glands. So all those "boob guys"...lol.
@@Kayenne54 stay at home dad
There's a big difference between ignorance and stupidity. An ignorant person might be willing to learn and improve. I'd probably be fine with this. A stupid person doesn't want to learn or improve and probably wouldn't be capable even if they tried. Those are the ones you avoid.
I feel like these are supposed to be the other way around.
"Ignorance is temporary, stupidity is permanent."
Stupid can also apply to just a total lack of curiosity. I’d say someone who reaches 30 and doesn’t know the the SUN AMD MOOM are DIFFERENT THINGS is probably just stupid.
Honestly though there are teachers that are “school smart” but when it comes to the outside world are really just clueless.... I’ve had teachers like this
Those are the scariest of teachers. I get some are "book smart", but they should be no where near impressionable minds. It's known to create serious issues for them further down the line that cannot be corrected.
Think of it like this. They start school at the usual age, primary, middle and go to high school, then college or university, then go teach at a school and THEY'VE NEVER LEFT SCHOOL. (Unless they take a year sabbatical here or there). Unfortunately, most teachers that have never left school act more childishly than their pupils, oftentimes. Almost as though there is some kind of arrested development going on.
teachers aren’t book smart. doesn’t take a lot to teach grade school. professors are book smart, and real-life smart
Loooooool our.
@@creolechicken2.080 🤦♀️🙃😂
When my ex was adamant that signage is pronounced ‘sig-nage’. He stubbornly refused to believe me. Just one example of many. He was also verbally and emotionally abusive. Good riddance.
Ah, how charming. I don't miss mine either, he was the same way 🤢
I realized I was dating an idiot when he didn’t go to work on the first day of a new job because he really thought we were going to win the lottery. I wish I was kidding.
How did she think the cat gave her a gift? How? HOW?
Ischemia? Lack of oxygen to the brain? Dehydration? Dropped on her head as an infant? Many of these stories sound as though these folk have actual brain impairment.
I know right. The cat couldn't even wrap and tape up the present. Everyone knows cats hate sticky tape and wont touch it.
When it got to the bit where her parents backed her up, I was instantly reminded of the Jim Jefferies line. "If you're a dumb c***, and your wife or husband's a dumb c***. Guess what your kids are gonna be?"
@@taracarroll4218 A trump supporter
@@alyapollymi5554 who? Definitely not Jim.
"She's teaching your children right now in a public school" Truly terrifying
0:19 The movie is actually Django Unchained, not Django in case anyone is wondering.
To be fair, I was raised to believe reindeer weren't real in my catholic elementary school, and I was never corrected. I had to learn on my own and I felt like an idiot.
dafuq
I have a friend who went to a Catholic school and he knows goddamn well that reindeers are real.
Not an idiot, just ignorant. The difference is that you were willing to learn and accept that you were misinformed, which is a really important skill so kudos to you.
The headless horseman was a true patriot.
Well during quarantine he found out quickly...lol😁
"he"? meaning he was the one that found out you were stupid?
That’s so cute ☺️
@@ImaNerdANDaGeek yes he did...at least I'm not a Nerd or a Geek. J/k I am here for the jokes
@@theresaoneill6525 nothing wrong with being a nerd or geek.
Jk i take that back. Some of the wierdest/awkward people ive met have been geeks or nerds
12:50 OMG--love it! Licking the cork. I'm tempted to do this now, when next the opportunity arises!
For some reason, these people just make me mad
My friend thought Inuits were from Antarctica. Antarctica is the only continent with no permanent population.
4:12 i watered a plastic orchid for six months because my uncle told me it was real when he gave it to me.
My husband watered my my plastic cacti for three months and was even convinced they grew. He was so proud of himself that he refused to believe me at first when I told him they were fake. He has two master degrees and yet sometimes I hope our future kids get his looks if you know what I mean.
@@elizabethbaird374 oof lol! Should have just ripped the cactus out of the pot to show him
I absolutely lost it at "Whoopi Doopi Doo"
But you know it's my idiot and I love her
Awwwwwww......so passive aggressive sweet 😘
Hahaha Sim- jk, you do you human.
Oddly endearing.
Good luck. That's a lot of patience & endurance you got there. Love above all.
"She thought my cat got her a present..." people like this exist?! 🤣🤣🤣
The cat-walking rabbit would obviously be a teeny skin-walker
Found out he didn't believe in vaccines because his cousin had an allergic reaction. The cousin was fine, but the rest of the family basically decided that they'd rather get polio than an allergic reaction in the presence of medical professionals.
Don't let my wife see this. I have a good thing going
The fleur de lil as something tribal was a one-hit K.O. for me. Oh dear...
The one about the rabbit walking like a cat made me laugh/cry so hard my partner came to see if I was ok
I knew a woman who was like in her late 40s who was adamant that every country celebrated thanksgiving. Or at least the Christian ones. I tried explain that it's an American holiday but she ignored me. She did a lot of things like that, like when I told her how I learned from Ask a Mortician that in big cities people without families or whatever will get taken away in white vans and could have like up to 12 bodies potentially she said "No. They take them in a car by themselves, it's respectful. That's how they did it with my dad." I just stared at her and quickly moved on because what you experienced is not the rest of the world's experiences.
The cork one killed me 😂
The Amount of stupidity is hurting my brain.
I feel like an idiot sometimes, but watching this video is reassuring
Didn’t date her but this one girl thought cigarettes and marijuana were the same plants
Cigarettes aren't plants. Unless you meant tabacco?
Or did she literally say cigarettes and marijuana?
@@PoptartParasol she thought that tobacco was the same thing as marijuana
@@DDLAFFEY724 yikes
How many years in a decade. Perhaps she was thinking of an Imperial Decade that has 12 years. A metric decade has only ten.
But dec means ten
@@nr5076 Yes, but maybe she was thinking of the month December which is the 12th month. Originally, it was the 10th but then calender reforms happened. Now the name is a bit misleading (like September, October and November, too).
Not an ex, but my one buddy thought eggs are a dairy product. I know this because when we were on vacation in Mexico he decided he was going to try an omelet and followed up with that by saying, "man, my stomach is gonna hate me. I'm lactose intolerant." I'm like, "dude, just get it without cheese. Not a big deal." He goes, "how's that gonna happen when eggs are dairy?" Still one of my favourote moments ever.
These were great, thx for the much needed laughs.
If Paris isn’t in France, then where is it?
It’s in Paris lol 😝 (jk)
Paris, Texas!
There is a paris in the usa. Same as there is an Eiffel tower in the usa... I think they also have a city named London.
America only serves to confuse people LOL
@@PoptartParasol The only “Paris” in the USA I’ve heard of is Perris, CA and it’s ugly af lol!!
@@aleczavala5010 I guess tbe above commenter was right, there is a Paris Texas!
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris,_Texas
One time I dated a girl, and then I woke up.
I’ve got to say, the wine cork one... definitely comedy genius. I want to use that one on my next night out with my wife.
She said the ATLA movie was good. Need less to say that relationship didn’t last long
I was telling a group of friends about my cat getting knocked up and that I couldn't wait to see the kittens since she may have had 2 mates. This girl starts laughing saying "you can't get pregnant from 2 different males". Even when I explained the biology behind it she kept laughing. I was butthurt being laughed at by an idiot even tho I'm also an idiot
The last one about carrying children sounds like a r/wooosh moment
In a sense too much bread can cause a yeast infection. Bread has glucose and can cause hyperglycemia (high blood sugar) if consumed too much. Yeast feeds on sugar, if you have high blood sugar from eating white bread, you can get a yeast infection. 😅
Maybe if you feed that bread to the wrong set of lips.
@@sleazybtd that and diabetes.
Someone I worked with at a restaurant ate many yeast rolls everyday and got a yeast infection in her sinuses. She had to go to doctor for it. Most people don't eat that much yeast, eating an extra roll at dinner won't do it. Eating 2-3 rolls a day for months will. So the person who said you can get a yeast infection from eating rolls might not be that dumb.
One of my exes didn’t know what a pet peeve was and she was explaining what breed her dog was lmao
The one with the moon and the sun thingy is what my grandma thought before I told her last year.
My BF isn't an idiot but sometimes he gets basic knowledge completely wrong.
Example: He thought that fish breathed air, so if you have fish in an aquarium the fish goes up to the surface every so often to breathe...
And then as a bonus he also thought that dolphins and whales are a fish.
So then I explained to him that dolphins are mammals so they don't have gills and fish has gills so they filter the oxygen in the water.
I find it funny how my BF has successfully graduated from a university as a computer engineer yet he has somewhere along the way failed at the basic stuff.
1:49 so long as she isn't teaching them home ec.
Just because someone can't cook doesn't mean they aren't smart. Tf?
this makes me feel better about saying the word frog when i meant to say mushroom
The one about the Headless Horseman made me laugh.
I dated someone who was 10 years older than me, she couldn’t spell or speak to save her life. Her email address was a blatant grammatical error.
Too dumb to turn on spell check too huh?
12:27 i audibly laughed at this one. Like that actually got me chuckling.. jeez that's funny. I soo want to see someone do that.
Constantly trading money for garbage and expecting praise.
"IT'S GOOD HUH?! JUST A FEW MORE YEARS! YOU SHOULDD BE HAPPY, LIFE'S TOO SHORT! PUT YOUR LIFE ON HOLD, CHRISTMASS IS COMMING!"
Over and over and over...
The accompaning education and responsibility lectures... "PRICELESS!"
When I realized how stupid I am, and that only an idiot would date me.
Sometimes smart people date idiots. (Like Sherlock and Watson or Sam Malone and Diane Chambers)
The girl who thought the cat got her a gift is stupid...but kitties!!!
This whole video made me laugh
I pictured a rabbit walking like a cat...Holy shit...
Tbh, thinking about it, depending on how dumb they would be, I probably would not say that it would be a dealbreaker. I mean sure, if they're stupid in a frustrating and dangerous way, maybe that would be one. Just like, if someone is stupid but thinks they're all kinds of a smart ass. Different thing, if they're stupid but really don't mean it in any bad way, just don't know any better.
*they're
@@LunaBari Thanks, happens sometimes
I lost brain cells during this
The purpose of showing you the cork from a bottle of wine isn't so you can sniff it. It's to show you that half of the cork is wet so that you will know the bottle was properly stored on its side.
Okay, but how do you know the sommelier didn't just tip the bottle on the way over to the table?
@@josepherhardt164 I don't know but I imagine that a bottle stored on its side for x amount of years would look different from a bottle just tipped over for a few minutes
@@laurafranich4807 Maybe so. But how many ordinary wine tipplers would know what to look for? All I know is, "If the wine comes in a plastic bottle, it's probably NOT 'top shelf.'"
:)
0:12 When I first heard it, I misheard it as “so real”. The difference is that I was young - maybe early teens - and I just didn’t get it at first.
The girl had a problem with math, it's nothing abnormal, we all have problems grasping concepts when studying and not everyone can remember the formulas off of their heads, so I tried to explain and simplify the formula into parts.
She was unable to make basic division.
8/2 = ?
I have no idea how she managed to get into university and why she went for a specialty that heavily relied on math.
Might be dyscalculia. It does not mean a person is stupid, but I don't get why a person then takes a math related job.
Actually a cat can have kittens each one could have a different Tom as the father
The ex girlfriend of my friend genuinely believed that every sheep in the world was exported to other countries from Wales (UK)
He didn't know what a 'sample' was. Even when i explained, he had never heard of it.
The Ron Burgundy bit: Until she found out, it actually worked, didn't it?
when he lied about his ability to read. he CAN read but he pretended that he COULDN'T.
why would anyone want to pretend that he/she can't read?
@@henk-3098
Lazyness. I recently discovered a post from a women whose boyfriend is to lazy to look at the clock. He can read it, but he will always ask her what time it is, even when he is three rooms away and she in a zoom call with her boss. -_-
Everyone in the comment section told her to get rid of him btw 👏
8:23 that's very much not true, people who believe that. My doctor is female and when I was 8 with appendicitis the nurse that was taking care of me was a guy named Daniel.
Yeah, that’s the point
It's like believing chefs or cooks can only be female because it's cooking, right? & nannies are only females.
Not me but my mother thought there were little people inside radios. She had a shock when she found just pieces that make or build a radio she was twelve her brother and sister knew that wasn't the case.
Oh come onnn
Awww that's cute! I think it's okay to have misconceptions as a child :) (but you should learn better when you grow up)
Its called a decade, *deca*
Not dodecade or dozenade
Some of these are petty
If someone you date spends their whole paycheck on dumb things, then I get it...but not knowing what a reindeer is? Come on
It's like when I found out Jingle All the Way was a Thanksgiving song, pre-Wikipedia, in the 1st grade and people didn't believe me, and now it says so on wikipedia and people still don't believe it, I'm not gonna call them stupid, but maybe they have the tendency to become stupid, but not knowing facts isn't even that bad
The reindeer thing is understandable, if you never saw a documentary or went to a zoo that have ones and you are not interested in books.
But most other things in this video are on a level of dumbness that is inexcusable
my boyfriend was convinced sharks were mammals....
My ex had never heard of North Korea but I gave her a pass for that.
Maybe she thought "south" was Korean word.
Whenever I feel dumb I'll just come back to this video holy.....
Damn dude my stepsister doesn’t know about ww2 to also wise words of knowledge never clean a loaded gun
4:54 -- technically, she was correct; not everyone knows about it, obviously she didn't!
9:53 You'd be amazed at how many grown men DO NOT REALIZE THIS. Obviously this "sex talk" needs to be way more common in mixed company. Most men have at least got the "she needs to be aroused before" memo, but for some obscure reason, don't think it's very important for her to achieve resolution...because mentioning it, may indeed cause a shrinking ego reaction in males. Kind of, "Oh for heaven's sake, I've got to do EVEN MORE???"...
I'm so happy I knew how sex works properly before I got with my first girlfriend. She gave me a thumbs up afterwards.
Some of these i literally did this 🤦🏼♀️. How do these people survive
Priceless?
I swear to god my bff and gf we’re just talking about me acting like a child I’m very childish 😌
My ex didn’t know what bisexual meant before we dated I mentioned an ex girlfriend and he thought I was a lesbian for like a week until my friend told him what bisexual meant
The sun and the moon being in the same area at the same time and saying yeah that happens sometimes yeah I’ve seen that before I was kind of a little bit older than I feel like I should’ve been the first time I noticed it but my question is is it complete darkness on the other side of the world when that happens does it happen to us and we can like never realize that because we’re not staring at the sky every day or every night I mean.... like that’s my question
ohhh boi i’m an idiot.
I thought anal was the name of a scammer guy.. So when me and a friend of mine were talking about sex and it was mentioned i was like; ohh isn’t that that one scam guy? (I watched a video where the scammer in question was named anal for some reason)...
I’m feeling pretty stupid right now 😂
Stay pure please
@@PoptartParasol Awwee haha i wish that were possible.. This was years ago though, and i've caught up to most of it since then haha
@@izzydizzy9759 well, with the internet it's impossible to stay clueless about it for long lol
What do you mean 44 degrees in Australia??? I thought it was always around 20 degrees cause where I live that's burning hot!!!
I think the desert parts can get to around 44. I remember a nature show where they showed how kangaroos cooled off when the temperature went over 40°C (100°F).
She asked me if the Czech Republic or China was closer to India. This happened last night.
She thought the Holocaust happened in Russia and that Hitler was also Russian.
When you realize you're dating a human
Date this guy for 3 years an oh boy he did a stupid stuff.
1 ) got a 30 on the Act could when anywhere with almost a full ride if he look in to it. Got in a nice collage chose not to go. Told him he should at lest go to a community college to keep his tops and get some Basics done. He said not and when to make more money at his job. I said ok but was disappointed.
2) never told his family he could lose tops i he bid not go to school right away and I accidentally spilled thinking he told his family. He got yelled at by his dad when I was still there.
3) Then he when to go to the NAVY. Grate told him he should work out a bit because he's not the most athletic person. got kick out . Then ghost me a bit and told me it was because he was down when I text him. ( I was understandable so I told him it's fine and let him be for a bit) we became long distance and move to Florida with his family.
4) then fast forward after ghosting me AGAIN for like 3.5 month ( I though he was busy at work or just stress) call me on cellphone said he was feeling distant and couldn't do it anymore. Even better it was like 2 week till Christmas.
My ex was a ok guy but it feel I always but more in to it then he bid. I was angary he felt off and lead me on. But I wish he will and now im 10x happier being signal and in about 2 or so year from graduating. Last time I ask his family he is not planning on going to collage and is just working.
Ayoo sneak diss on Patrick!?
This video restores my faith in stupidity.
i'm the idiot in my relationship so i couldn't say
Actualy i worked with a guy who never heard of the world wars. Or.. rome. Or the nuke. Or space travel. Or...etc it was hard working with him. It hurt me that someone could live that long and be that stupid
Well, that was painfull. And if there are US teachers that dumb it explains alot of the problems
I have seen some dumb people in university in my country but the people in this video definitely take the cake
I had a rabbit that would occasionally walk like a cat, he only did it when he was trying to decide on the perfect place to flop, he loved to flop next to my guitar case anytime it was out on the living room floor and he would walk circles around it like that a few times before flopping out. It was a weird sight to behold but it was also pretty darn adorable!
I'm the idiot
All I have to say is... Google is free...
1:00 Non native English speaker here! The word 'erect' is introduced in my country only as the translation for when you get erected. I didn't even knew until this post that it can be used for a different meaning. Now I want to know what does it also mean?
Ouch! I really hope these people were hot at least! 🤣
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When I said "Damn. I cant wait to become an astronaut to prove that the earth is flat!" Then she said "The earth is round, was that a joke?" Then I broke up with her lmao smh
Sounds like she just takes everything literally
How can people go through life not knowing the basics of sex f