@@randomduck8679 And Napolean but the bigger issues was Nazis don't understand logistics that well. They had 6 types of tanks, 96 types of personnel carriers, 37 types of motor bikes, and 111 different models of trucks all these individual models were not compatible when it came to spare or replacement parts.
@@emberfist8347 The worst of it came early and quick... With the fall into Soviet winter, the Russians were used to the change into serious cold. The Nazi's had never experienced it, and found themselves in a place where the very grease they used for their weapons froze the actions solid... While the Russians had no such issue. The Nazi's were also in hostile territory, where nobody was interested in anything but killing them or making them as miserable as possible... They had clothing with insufficient or inappropriate insulation, heating systems that depended on suddenly unreliable and often congealed fuel too thick to use... AND vehicles that failed utterly if they were ever turned "off" longer than a couple minutes due to the chill either seizing the engine parts all together (like the guns) or the engine parts getting brittle in the cold and breaking catastrophically during any attempt to start them back up. When they finally found some minor methods to scratch a survival out and hold the Russian onslaughts for a little time, the spring came... AND all the ground that had become as solid as concrete was suddenly reduced to a consistency of pudding... Vehicles that couldn't deal with the snow, sank into a quagmired mess... still just as useless in spite of any salvages and parts brought in... ...AND the Russian onslaught (Stalin's "Blackened Earth" Campaign) simply would NOT stop... Russian officers told their men, "If I see your face I'm shooting you in it." under no uncertain terms... AND what they didn't take from the Nazi's as recognizeably useful or needed, they burned or destroyed so the enemy couldn't possibly profit from a counter... Knowing that there was NO such thing as "tactical retreat" or redress. To turn from the fight was to be shot on the spot. ;o)
Years ago I was figuring out how many packs of tiles I’d need to do my bathroom in the DIY store and I was still with my ex at the time and I was doing my calculations fine on my own and started loading them into my trolley when he says loudly drawing a few eyes-“that’s completely wrong!” He takes the piece of paper and makes a show of writing it out “correctly” and is wearing a smug af smirk. I stare at the number in shock and ask trying not to laugh- “erm why would I need 300 full packs?” He says fully convinced I’m still wrong- “because you’re doing the whole room!” In his calculations I wasn’t just just tiling the walls but filling up the entire room with tiles to make a solid ceramic cube.
@@nenamichelle lol he was an absolute tit. He even once butted into a strangers conversation about music while we were in a bar and started singing “Boys don’t cry” by the Cure at them to prove some kind of point. I put my hand on his shoulder and said - “erm they’re talking about The Cult not The Cure.” - I was freaking mortified.
I’d never baked anything before and was helping make baked goods for a school function of several hundred people. I needed to buy 35lbs of sugar. I didn’t bother reading the packages and just assumed sugar was sold in one pound bags. So I loaded 175 pounds of sugar into this shopping cart and pushed it to the register. The wheels were crying and the cart was nose-down in the front. People had a good laugh at my expense. One guy asked if I was making homemade liquor.
Ha. Not exactly the same but my brother once said, “there a what, like 10 months right?” He was in his mid to late 20’s at the time. 🤦♀️ I’m still lmfao at that one years later.
Funny because in Mighty No. 9, a game set in the future and made by the same creators as Mega Man, the president offhandedly mentions that there are 52 states.
He’s wrong, but no more than most who misunderstand the term. “Brake horsepower” is commonly understood as “the vehicle’s driven wheel brake”. However, an “engine brake” is a device that measures engine power at the flywheel. The rest of the vehicle plays no part
Text: Dude I saw from my window that the wanted murderer we saw yesterday on the news is trying to bardge in your house, I'll call the cops, while you hide. THEDUDEHEISTEXTING: I'll come and tell him to leave us alone, we should not let our haters bother us they love the attention, I'll only tell him to leave me alone, ignore him and relax finishing my meal at our dining room.
In highschool in Texas I had a summer job working in the oil Fields. They would post us one or two of us at a time and then move on to the next site. When it came time to pick all of us back up, we went to a pipe line pumping station to pick up one man who was servicing it. He was standing outside holding one hand wrapped in a bloody cloth. The foreman ask him what happened. He replied that he put to much oil on one of the pulleys and when he touched it to wipe the excess off, it took his finger off instead. He said it happened like this and then touched the pulley with a finger on his other hand, promptly losing that one as well. They were able to reattach the last one but not the first.
Not really a question, but I was complaining to my brother about my lack of success with women. I told him that all of the women I liked said, "Let's just be friends". And he said, "What's so bad about that?" I reminded him that if his wife had told him that, he wouldn't have the son who he adored.
that last with the vegan and leather gets me when I see people talking about cruelty free beauty products but then they have their designer handbags made from cows and baby lambs
Actually, you DO measure time in kilograms. In some states, more than 1 kilogram equals intent to distribute, conspiracy, and possibly international trafficking, which will get you 20+ years...
I was the one who gave a stupid answer/reply. I was driving home from work one day, music playing and came to a stop at the red light. A truck pulled up beside me and the person started a conversation. Before the light changed, they asked "can I get your number? I'd like to go out sometime". It finally hit they were flirting with me. I'm not used to something like that as it doesnt happen often. I am also married. You'd think it had been the easy normal response to say "I am sorry, but I am married." ....my response? "Sorry, I only have my cell phone and I don't remember the number". Still feel like an awkward idiot to this day responding like that.
Me in health class giving a project about the lungs: Me: So, this lung is smaller than that one... Teacher: Why? Me: Because of the heart Teacher: Which side is your heart on? Me (obviously with issues about right and left): *confidently puts right hand over heart* The right side Teacher: 👁👄👁
I was at a friend's house when her 6 year old daughter came home from school. She excitedly told us that a lady at school that day made a candle in the sand. Her Mom asked her how she did it and the daughter said "Very well!"
During a training session in the U.S. Navy, and we were going over various improvised repairs (called "Shoring") around the ship. One part is about estimating water flow based on the size of the damage, and the resulting appearance of the stream of water coming in... SO to finish this thing off, a few of us are always asked a quiz question to get people engaged in the conversation, actual practice thinking about the situation... and give the whole group some repetition... HT1 points to me and draws a jagged line along part of the fire-supply line over our heads. "It's about four inches long, D'Arkanen, under 150 psi... What do you get?" I retort without even thinking about it, "Wet." {You know how this went} ;o)
19:05 Sadly, I was guilty of this too. When I first heard about affirmative action, I thought it meant giving people positive affirmations. Hoo boy, do we all wish it meant that. :(
When I was younger, my grandmother needed medication that was supposed to be taken by a shot in the stomach and could be done at home. She was telling my family about it and how her Dr wanted her to try a less effective pill first. Looking back it was probably an insurance thing. I was upset that the Dr wasn't giving my grandma what she needed and shouted, "why don't they just give her the stupid shot?" To which my mom replied without missing a beat, "Because that would make her stupid!" We still laugh about it today.
When I was in elementary school, my teacher asked the class why we thought the Bering land bridge was underwater and I very confidently replied that wooly mammoths stomped the land down into the sea.
I understand bob at 12:00. I've worked a number of crappy jobs where you get more responsibility because the managers don't want to do their job, or want to save money by giving you the job of 3 people. Sometimes they just overload you so they can fire you for declining performance to pay someone else less than industry standard for your work. I get it, training people a of the time sucks hard and it's easy to gain the impression that you're being abused of new responsibilities are affecting your old ones.
My friend: can I have a hamburger with cheese? But I want to be clear, not a cheeseburger but a plain burger with cheese. I kid you not.... He has done that multiple times...
Restaurant worker: What would you like to drink/as your sides/any sauces with that? Answers: Yeah. Okay. Sounds good. Sure. Marginally acceptable: Nope. No. Nah.
Why do so many redditors like to replace the portion of their memory where everyone laughs a the silliness of the moment, someone calls you a dork and everyone moves on with "the band sopped playing, everyone around and in he stands was staring, you could hear the wind outside, someone yelled 'i hate you!' tomatoes were thrown, it was horrific."
My friend speaks Korean and I asked her what "you" meant and it means "ni-gha". Some girl in our class went off on us about being racist for like 10 minutes.
@@seraphywang4638 Meat: 1. The flesh of animals as used for food. 2. The edible part of anything, as a fruit or nut. Fish is meat per the dictionary definition. However, some religious definitions exclude fish.. Either way, that’s not vegan. Lol
@@seraphywang4638 Fish is often considered separately from other meats for culinary and nutritional purposes, but if you say meat is the muscular tissue of animals used as food, then fish is included.
My first game of poker ever, i have two jacks. The board flops a bunch of clubs, one was a jack. So I'm new and don't realize someone could have either a straight or a flush. But i have 3 jacks. I keep calling. Then the turn hits another jack. This one guy goes all in and i call. The river is insignificant. He has an Ace high flush. I said "Oh, i only have two pairs, reds and blacks" the dealer gave me the pot and fortunately everyone thought i was just making a stupid joke....nope i really believed i had lost.
A friend of mine asked me how many days were in November, and I told him 30. Then he said oh how many were last year? I was confused, and then this man tells me that he thought the numbers of days in a month changed randomly each year. 🤦🏾♀️
You need to show him the knuckle trick. The bumps from the bone have 31 days. The spaces between the fingers have 30( except feb.) When you get to July start over on your hand.
Prof was trying to explain a concept in physics, off topic he asked class what the average human temp is. Idiot girl in my class, full volume, straight face, 100 degrees Celsius (average temp is 37 ish for you American folk). I've never seen a man be so done with live. We were 15.
@@emberfist8347 I think it’s actually 98.6. But yeah. For those of us who are American, 100 Celsius is 212 Fahrenheit (boiling). I wonder if she was just flustered and answered the wrong question.
Even in Fahrenheit, that’s not a very good answer. Anyone who’s ever had a fever (and uses Fahrenheit) knows that 100 Fahrenheit is not at all equivalent to 98.6.
Not so much a stupid answer as a dumbass comment, but back in my old high school there were a couple of seniors discussing Shakespeare for a while when one girl popped off with "omg Shakespeare isn't even real"
I was in high school and was the student that had to ask questions after another student did their presentation. They were covering the stock market. I asked, "what's the difference between a white chip stock and blue chip stock?" His answer. "White chips are 1 dollar, Blue chips are 10" He failed his presentation to say the least.
@@randomduck8679 I’m guessing it was something to do with why Obama’s administration didn’t get something(s) done while he was in office. That would certainly be an appropriate answer to that question. Lol.
@@Jose04537 no bud. It was unacceptable to put minimum wage in with the Covid relief. I do not care which side, STOP adding shit that has nothing to do with the interest at hand. Literally, stop trying to shove everything into a fucking box and grow up.
@@nenamichelle That's the point, they only propose those actually popular things when they know they can't pass though. 🤷♂️ Remember the state status of Washington DC bill? Same thing.
High ranking marine visits our school after his speach its question time I ask if he ever met a president he says no Jason asks if theres taco casa at the milatary base🤦
My Ma asked my brother's girlfriend (who was making food for herself and/or her boyfriend) if she had fed their daughter yet (Ma's 1.5 yr old granddaughter). And without skipping a beat, the girlfriend (and mother of said child no less) responded "What do you mean?" =>_
I'm the idiot here but when I was 12 me and my friend were in a guitar store and there was a confederate flag acoustic guitar and my friends little brother made a comment about it looking like an English flag and I said no you guys are idiots its the British flag. Never went back to that store again and get reminded of it every time I drive past it 16 years later
im sorry but . yeah nebie didnt take dead body to destination we blame them for not taking that on 1st time out with no named person to help? yeah id do a runner to wtf were they thinking
Once my friend told me his girlfriend just gave birth to his second kid, a healthy baby girl. My dumbass said, "does she know?" As if she wasn't the one that went through labor and pushed that thing out. Now, my friend wasn't the brightest crayon in the box, but even he was giving me a look that said he was not impressed by my question.
Sunglasses was invented by Inuit people for snow glare lmao
I seen some pics. They used to cut thin slits in something(I think bone) and that would cut the glare
@@josefc091281 yup
"Were* invented" appreciate the fun fact
Lollipops with the gmanjga :/
Wu
*in history class
Teacher: why is it called the Cold War?
Student: because they fought in the snow....
Russia was very cold i presume 🤣
@@LucielStarz123 So cold that it screwed over the Nazis.
I used to think that 😂😂😂
@@randomduck8679 And Napolean but the bigger issues was Nazis don't understand logistics that well. They had 6 types of tanks, 96 types of personnel carriers, 37 types of motor bikes, and 111 different models of trucks all these individual models were not compatible when it came to spare or replacement parts.
@@emberfist8347 The worst of it came early and quick... With the fall into Soviet winter, the Russians were used to the change into serious cold. The Nazi's had never experienced it, and found themselves in a place where the very grease they used for their weapons froze the actions solid... While the Russians had no such issue.
The Nazi's were also in hostile territory, where nobody was interested in anything but killing them or making them as miserable as possible... They had clothing with insufficient or inappropriate insulation, heating systems that depended on suddenly unreliable and often congealed fuel too thick to use... AND vehicles that failed utterly if they were ever turned "off" longer than a couple minutes due to the chill either seizing the engine parts all together (like the guns) or the engine parts getting brittle in the cold and breaking catastrophically during any attempt to start them back up.
When they finally found some minor methods to scratch a survival out and hold the Russian onslaughts for a little time, the spring came... AND all the ground that had become as solid as concrete was suddenly reduced to a consistency of pudding... Vehicles that couldn't deal with the snow, sank into a quagmired mess... still just as useless in spite of any salvages and parts brought in...
...AND the Russian onslaught (Stalin's "Blackened Earth" Campaign) simply would NOT stop...
Russian officers told their men, "If I see your face I'm shooting you in it." under no uncertain terms... AND what they didn't take from the Nazi's as recognizeably useful or needed, they burned or destroyed so the enemy couldn't possibly profit from a counter... Knowing that there was NO such thing as "tactical retreat" or redress. To turn from the fight was to be shot on the spot. ;o)
“Guess it wasn’t meant to be”
I hope the custody judge feels the same way
Years ago I was figuring out how many packs of tiles I’d need to do my bathroom in the DIY store and I was still with my ex at the time and I was doing my calculations fine on my own and started loading them into my trolley when he says loudly drawing a few eyes-“that’s completely wrong!”
He takes the piece of paper and makes a show of writing it out “correctly” and is wearing a smug af smirk.
I stare at the number in shock and ask trying not to laugh- “erm why would I need 300 full packs?”
He says fully convinced I’m still wrong- “because you’re doing the whole room!”
In his calculations I wasn’t just just tiling the walls but filling up the entire room with tiles to make a solid ceramic cube.
Had to look back to make sure you definitely said “ex” after reading this. What a douche nozzle.
@@nenamichelle lol he was an absolute tit. He even once butted into a strangers conversation about music while we were in a bar and started singing “Boys don’t cry” by the Cure at them to prove some kind of point. I put my hand on his shoulder and said - “erm they’re talking about The Cult not The Cure.” - I was freaking mortified.
I think I know why he's an ex, lmao xD
I’d never baked anything before and was helping make baked goods for a school function of several hundred people. I needed to buy 35lbs of sugar. I didn’t bother reading the packages and just assumed sugar was sold in one pound bags. So I loaded 175 pounds of sugar into this shopping cart and pushed it to the register. The wheels were crying and the cart was nose-down in the front. People had a good laugh at my expense. One guy asked if I was making homemade liquor.
@@Katie_Woo thank the heavens you got out. I hope whatever situation you’re in now is much better at this point. That man, my dear, was a twat.
Not a reply to a question, but I once overheard my Mom having a conversation on the phone where she referenced, "All 52 states". :/
Even we consider the vassal nations of Puerto Rico, Guam etc. as states we wouldn't have 52.
Ha. Not exactly the same but my brother once said, “there a what, like 10 months right?” He was in his mid to late 20’s at the time. 🤦♀️ I’m still lmfao at that one years later.
Funny because in Mighty No. 9, a game set in the future and made by the same creators as Mega Man, the president offhandedly mentions that there are 52 states.
She lives in the future where PR and DC are states
I once overheard the president say that there were 57...
6:50 sounds like the kids may be better off is she lost custody
Restaurant
What's your order?
me : i'll have one punch man
I was quizzing my friend on cars and asked him what BHP is.
He said it’s the horsepower of the brakes 😭✋😂
He’s wrong, but no more than most who misunderstand the term. “Brake horsepower” is commonly understood as “the vehicle’s driven wheel brake”. However, an “engine brake” is a device that measures engine power at the flywheel. The rest of the vehicle plays no part
@@redram5150 then why call it the brake if it doesn't stop the car?
@@metarcee2483 did you even bother read what I wrote? Cus when you asked is explained there
@@redram5150 I'm most certainly not a car guy, so I didn't understand your explanation. Sorry.
@@metarcee2483 you don’t need to be a car guy to use reading comprehension
"No, I am Dave" LMFAAOOOO
Text: Dude I saw from my window that the wanted murderer we saw yesterday on the news is trying to bardge in your house, I'll call the cops, while you hide. THEDUDEHEISTEXTING: I'll come and tell him to leave us alone, we should not let our haters bother us they love the attention, I'll only tell him to leave me alone, ignore him and relax finishing my meal at our dining room.
Jeezus, did he think it was a joke?
In highschool in Texas I had a summer job working in the oil Fields. They would post us one or two of us at a time and then move on to the next site. When it came time to pick all of us back up, we went to a pipe line pumping station to pick up one man who was servicing it. He was standing outside holding one hand wrapped in a bloody cloth. The foreman ask him what happened. He replied that he put to much oil on one of the pulleys and when he touched it to wipe the excess off, it took his finger off instead. He said it happened like this and then touched the pulley with a finger on his other hand, promptly losing that one as well. They were able to reattach the last one but not the first.
I wear my sunglasses more in the winter than the summer because the snow amplifying the reflection.
Not really a question, but I was complaining to my brother about my lack of success with women. I told him that all of the women I liked said, "Let's just be friends". And he said, "What's so bad about that?" I reminded him that if his wife had told him that, he wouldn't have the son who he adored.
"It has to be someone's son, why can't it be mine" is like saying "it has to be some one's son marrying my daughter, why can't it be my son?".
I mean, depending on where you live and whether or not they are both fertile, it could be.
Is legal in a lot of places, sooo... SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
that last with the vegan and leather gets me when I see people talking about cruelty free beauty products but then they have their designer handbags made from cows and baby lambs
That story of the "Vegan mentor" who didn't understand the concept of leather kills me
Person: What is your sister going to (insert university name here) for?
Me*confused*: College?
Actually, you DO measure time in kilograms. In some states, more than 1 kilogram equals intent to distribute, conspiracy, and possibly international trafficking, which will get you 20+ years...
Are you motivated?
No, this is Patrick
Ok but- are milkshakes cold??
I was the one who gave a stupid answer/reply. I was driving home from work one day, music playing and came to a stop at the red light. A truck pulled up beside me and the person started a conversation. Before the light changed, they asked "can I get your number? I'd like to go out sometime". It finally hit they were flirting with me. I'm not used to something like that as it doesnt happen often. I am also married. You'd think it had been the easy normal response to say "I am sorry, but I am married."
....my response? "Sorry, I only have my cell phone and I don't remember the number".
Still feel like an awkward idiot to this day responding like that.
Just 2 days ago, when asked to name a country in Latin America, a kid in the back of my history class, without missing a beat screamed, SPAIN!
Me: what would you like to drink?
Cousin: horse!!
'Is the earth a star?'
In a physics class...
It might be cold in the winter but the sun be bright af
0:45 SuN hOt
21:31 - "Eloquent" or "elegant"?
I’m not smart enough to know the difference
Me in health class giving a project about the lungs:
Me: So, this lung is smaller than that one...
Teacher: Why?
Me: Because of the heart
Teacher: Which side is your heart on?
Me (obviously with issues about right and left): *confidently puts right hand over heart* The right side
Teacher: 👁👄👁
There’s nothing right about that! xD
@@KnakuanaRka except the hand XD
"whats the unit of time"
" ooh, I need a second to think about that one"
My dyslexic ass once "corrected" a math question because I saw 394 instead of 493
I was at a friend's house when her 6 year old daughter came home from school. She excitedly told us that a lady at school that day made a candle in the sand. Her Mom asked her how she did it and the daughter said "Very well!"
During a training session in the U.S. Navy, and we were going over various improvised repairs (called "Shoring") around the ship. One part is about estimating water flow based on the size of the damage, and the resulting appearance of the stream of water coming in...
SO to finish this thing off, a few of us are always asked a quiz question to get people engaged in the conversation, actual practice thinking about the situation... and give the whole group some repetition...
HT1 points to me and draws a jagged line along part of the fire-supply line over our heads. "It's about four inches long, D'Arkanen, under 150 psi... What do you get?"
I retort without even thinking about it, "Wet." {You know how this went} ;o)
I give answers like this all the time, but that's because I'm a smartass
19:05 Sadly, I was guilty of this too. When I first heard about affirmative action, I thought it meant giving people positive affirmations. Hoo boy, do we all wish it meant that. :(
When I was younger, my grandmother needed medication that was supposed to be taken by a shot in the stomach and could be done at home. She was telling my family about it and how her Dr wanted her to try a less effective pill first. Looking back it was probably an insurance thing. I was upset that the Dr wasn't giving my grandma what she needed and shouted, "why don't they just give her the stupid shot?" To which my mom replied without missing a beat,
"Because that would make her stupid!" We still laugh about it today.
I work at Subway, how much time you got?
"6-inch or footlong?"
"Yes."
When I was in elementary school, my teacher asked the class why we thought the Bering land bridge was underwater and I very confidently replied that wooly mammoths stomped the land down into the sea.
I understand bob at 12:00. I've worked a number of crappy jobs where you get more responsibility because the managers don't want to do their job, or want to save money by giving you the job of 3 people. Sometimes they just overload you so they can fire you for declining performance to pay someone else less than industry standard for your work.
I get it, training people a of the time sucks hard and it's easy to gain the impression that you're being abused of new responsibilities are affecting your old ones.
ex-friend: my drug dealer got arrested
me: for what??
Not a stupid question; he may have been arrested for something else.
My friend: can I have a hamburger with cheese? But I want to be clear, not a cheeseburger but a plain burger with cheese.
I kid you not.... He has done that multiple times...
Have you asked him what he thinks the difference is?
Restaurant worker: What would you like to drink/as your sides/any sauces with that?
Answers: Yeah. Okay. Sounds good. Sure.
Marginally acceptable: Nope. No. Nah.
PET-CT one is the best xD
Why do so many redditors like to replace the portion of their memory where everyone laughs a the silliness of the moment, someone calls you a dork and everyone moves on with "the band sopped playing, everyone around and in he stands was staring, you could hear the wind outside, someone yelled 'i hate you!' tomatoes were thrown, it was horrific."
My friend speaks Korean and I asked her what "you" meant and it means "ni-gha". Some girl in our class went off on us about being racist for like 10 minutes.
Teacher: What is the large hadron collider in Switzerland used for?
Me: porn.
Teacher: no, it's for...wait wtf?
8:38 she probably mistook it for the ITER project......
In college this girl fully 100% with every fiber of her being swore up and down fish wasn’t meat and therefore was vegan
I mean, technically it isnt meat buts its in a seperate catergory of animal and vegans dont eat animals, including fish.
@@seraphywang4638
Meat:
1. The flesh of animals as used for food.
2. The edible part of anything, as a fruit or nut.
Fish is meat per the dictionary definition. However, some religious definitions exclude fish..
Either way, that’s not vegan. Lol
There’s are pescatarians who eat fish but not other meat, but that’s not at all the same as veganism (or even vegetarianism).
@@nenamichelle
Oh. I’ve been told that technically fish isnt meat but a separate category of food. But yea, either way, it isnt vegan.
@@seraphywang4638 Fish is often considered separately from other meats for culinary and nutritional purposes, but if you say meat is the muscular tissue of animals used as food, then fish is included.
I wrote one of my history projects in Russian and my History teacher thought it was German
14:17 pizza is a mixture, not a compound or elements
My friend's exact words were "no you don't need to have sex to conceive a child"
Technically, you don't. Artificial insemination
@@vaughnhaney7020 no, we were talking about conceiving a child naturally, she thinks that you don't need sex to conceive a child naturally
@@nanamikentosfavoritebread9170 Well you didn't clarify that in the original comment so I was pointing out it can be done artificially lmao
@@vaughnhaney7020 it's okay I kinda got that and clarified in the comments, sorry
@@nanamikentosfavoritebread9170 Okay :)
was asked how do you spell [psychologist] I spelled [screw tightener].
My first game of poker ever, i have two jacks. The board flops a bunch of clubs, one was a jack. So I'm new and don't realize someone could have either a straight or a flush. But i have 3 jacks. I keep calling. Then the turn hits another jack. This one guy goes all in and i call. The river is insignificant. He has an Ace high flush. I said "Oh, i only have two pairs, reds and blacks" the dealer gave me the pot and fortunately everyone thought i was just making a stupid joke....nope i really believed i had lost.
:45 is smart not dumb🤷🏽♂️
Fashionable doge approved
Hi doge.
A friend of mine asked me how many days were in November, and I told him 30. Then he said oh how many were last year? I was confused, and then this man tells me that he thought the numbers of days in a month changed randomly each year. 🤦🏾♀️
You need to show him the knuckle trick. The bumps from the bone have 31 days. The spaces between the fingers have 30( except feb.) When you get to July start over on your hand.
@@markfairbanks3533 Ayyy I swear I have never met anyone else who uses that! I use that trick too!
my parents: 'i don't know.'
Would you like option A or option B?
Yes.
Teacher: how did the Mesopotamian’s die out?
Kid: They all got herpes and died
(True story)
It was the first week of break. My sister pointed to a tree and asked what’s that was?
I think the TA was joking about the gravity of the moon
Hey, where is Great Brittain? That's in USA, right?
We had infront of us a blind map of EUROPE. And he still asked this.
Prof was trying to explain a concept in physics, off topic he asked class what the average human temp is. Idiot girl in my class, full volume, straight face, 100 degrees Celsius (average temp is 37 ish for you American folk). I've never seen a man be so done with live. We were 15.
Well to be fair in Fahrenheit body temperature is 98.5.
@@emberfist8347 I think it’s actually 98.6. But yeah. For those of us who are American, 100 Celsius is 212 Fahrenheit (boiling). I wonder if she was just flustered and answered the wrong question.
@@nenamichelle Well my point was I think she mixed up Celsius and Fahrenheit and rounded up.
Even in Fahrenheit, that’s not a very good answer. Anyone who’s ever had a fever (and uses Fahrenheit) knows that 100 Fahrenheit is not at all equivalent to 98.6.
The average body temperature in Celsius was 35° if I remember correctly. My country uses Celsius, Fahrenheit and the third one I forgot the name of
Not so much a stupid answer as a dumbass comment, but back in my old high school there were a couple of seniors discussing Shakespeare for a while when one girl popped off with "omg Shakespeare isn't even real"
I was in high school and was the student that had to ask questions after another student did their presentation. They were covering the stock market. I asked, "what's the difference between a white chip stock and blue chip stock?" His answer. "White chips are 1 dollar, Blue chips are 10" He failed his presentation to say the least.
What were you expecting as an answer?
5:13 while granted Ive never been thee myself, I have no reason to not believe it and I dont see what difference it would make to my life either way.
" Because there was a Republican congress.( *pause for dramatic effect*) thats the answer."
Joe Biden during a debate with Trump
What was the question?
@@randomduck8679 I’m guessing it was something to do with why Obama’s administration didn’t get something(s) done while he was in office. That would certainly be an appropriate answer to that question. Lol.
@@nenamichelle Why didn't you raise the minimum wage?
Joe Biden: Because there's a Republican minority. Rinse and repeat for ever.
@@Jose04537 no bud. It was unacceptable to put minimum wage in with the Covid relief. I do not care which side, STOP adding shit that has nothing to do with the interest at hand. Literally, stop trying to shove everything into a fucking box and grow up.
@@nenamichelle That's the point, they only propose those actually popular things when they know they can't pass though. 🤷♂️ Remember the state status of Washington DC bill? Same thing.
I mean, you can technically measure time in meters (kind of)
The first one has already annoyed me.
Do these people not watch any sort of winter sports?
I am not motivated, I am *D a v e*
High ranking marine visits our school after his speach its question time I ask if he ever met a president he says no Jason asks if theres taco casa at the milatary base🤦
It's always a jason lol, but it's a solid question. I can't imagine being deprived of street tacos in the military.
It scares me that these people are in academia, teaching people.
When asked during sex-ed approximately how much blood a woman loses during her period, for some unknown reason, I blurted out the answer of 5 pints. 👍
My Ma asked my brother's girlfriend (who was making food for herself and/or her boyfriend) if she had fed their daughter yet (Ma's 1.5 yr old granddaughter). And without skipping a beat, the girlfriend (and mother of said child no less) responded "What do you mean?" =>_
Well the answer about Adolf wasn't wrong. Just a major understatement.
It’s pretty crazy for someone not to know about Hitler. I wonder how old this kid was.
I'm the idiot here but when I was 12 me and my friend were in a guitar store and there was a confederate flag acoustic guitar and my friends little brother made a comment about it looking like an English flag and I said no you guys are idiots its the British flag. Never went back to that store again and get reminded of it every time I drive past it 16 years later
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im sorry but . yeah nebie didnt take dead body to destination we blame them for not taking that on 1st time out with no named person to help? yeah id do a runner to wtf were they thinking
That one about the calculus, why is that dumb
Once my friend told me his girlfriend just gave birth to his second kid, a healthy baby girl. My dumbass said, "does she know?" As if she wasn't the one that went through labor and pushed that thing out. Now, my friend wasn't the brightest crayon in the box, but even he was giving me a look that said he was not impressed by my question.
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Wow. Insulting a person who have hard time to properly articulating a word is dumb.