This is why I trust these reviews. He can't be bought, or otherwise influenced by outside sources. He tells us exactly no matter how unpopular his opinion may be.
Just seeing Peter Rosenthal at the beginning made me laugh. Some of my favorites have him in it. Props to Ron E. Rains for doing such a great job with this.
@@ExternusArmy unfortunatelly, mr Peter Rosenthal's revoews are the only thing left of this channel. Those tik toks are not up to Onion standard at all.
Tooapree is the only other channel I've seen that puts out consistently high quality content. That guy can crank out AMAZING no-budget pranks and is completely deadpan. Hell, he even starts crap with police officers.
I also am not a fan of this movie but would never hear the end of it from my girlfriend if I made such a declaration, so I am obliged to give it a 10/10
The first time I watched this was in interpersonal communications class in college and the teacher didn’t explain it was a Hollywood movie and I just assumed it was a really well produced educational film.
Ah! A contradiction in the Rosenverse! In the review for “Fifty Shades Freed”, Peter reveals he has been trapped in the studio for his entire life. So how could he have a wife? You thought you could fool us, but we fans of the Film Standard will not be swindled so easily. I expect a corrected version of this review by next Friday.
This review from Peter Rosenthal was trite, overstated, and passionless. At least, that's what all my friends are saying. I thought it was one of his best reviews so far and was touched by his dedication to his wife, but you didn't hear it from me, capisce?
Reiner’s directing is actually almost perfect for the job, exactly because he never gets in the way of the story he’s trying to tell. That’s why he delivered 5 universally acclaimed classics of different genres in that era (stand by me, the princess bride, when harry met sally, misery, a few good men) that many people don’t even associate with him.
Okay I understand it's just a satire of the review genre as a whole, But it's sort of also a breath of fresh air this. I mean, it's honest as a joke, honesty, a thing you'd hope for in a review, but not many film critiques can really say truthfully all the time. most get payed off to give a good review, or some know how big a fanbase is, and if they don't conform, they're out of a job. The fact this man actually didn't care about the movie, but knew his wife did so still gave it a shot? good for him. I hope his wife understands his judgement and will be happy with him he truly tried for her. He doesn't care at all about the movie but he still tried, and I feel that honesty, is a breath of fresh air. But what do I know, "Honesty" coming from an actor, acting out a part of a critique who's wife loves the thing he's reviewing. how is it honesty if he's acting. Well of course he just did a really great job acting, but also. the story they portrayed was just that darn believable. The Onion is a lovely source of entertainment, and the actor should get a raise, for his performance, brought me so close to biting the onion.
@@madmaverick Thank you so much for the compliment. I must say it is a truly maverick thing to do, speaking up and complimenting my analysis, quite delightful of you. I hope you have a lovely day!
@@abundantYOUniverse Oh why thank you, You have made that ABUNDANTly clear, Wendy's ahh tasty, and a place for a person in YOUni to work to pay off student loans. I've already ordered my food, I'll pull on forward and... oops looks like I need to reVERSE. :P Hope you have a nice day too, that was a funny comment to come back to. uwu
“The wrong thing to say here is I’m a professional film critic with 40 years of experience and she’s a fucking high school guidance councilor..but, I’m not going to say that.” - passive aggressive film analysis at its best. Bless you, Peter 🙏
I’m just so happy to see Peter K. Rosenthal return to the Onion. His movie reviews are always so poignant. Having him back brings me such joy. Thank you!!!
guidance counselors need to do what they do best - bring me a ham sandwich and a beer. my feet are killing me from all this time writing on a desktop computer
Well, I'm sold. I'll definitely be adding this to the list of films I'll watch with my wife. If only to help reassure her that her opinions are valued, and that movies like The Seven Samurai or Unforgiven are remnants of a bygone era, where male audiences would feign their glee and enraptured hearts that profess to swell at the ebbs of intense dialog and ache with nuance of character complexities entwined with plot devices that call into question the essence of humanity. Nay, these were but men who had forgotten their tender nature. Men who really wanted to see the hero and villan come to terms with their differences, and realize that even broken men might change their dark hearts. Or, I just don't get to chose the fucking movie anymore. I can't remember...
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This was not the video to randomly start playing in the family room.
F bro😂😂
Yup... same thoughts here.
Alas, if only I had read this comment before starting the video.
Same rip my mom
I am watching this at toilet. Goddamnit.
Another wonderful review from the most trusted critic in the industry!
False. Greg Turkington is the true Mr Movies 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
Agreed! I love Peter Rosenthal’s movie reviews. They are always so insightful!!!
This is why I trust these reviews. He can't be bought, or otherwise influenced by outside sources. He tells us exactly no matter how unpopular his opinion may be.
Just watched this with my girlfriend. It's now "our" favorite movie.
Stay strong, Peter.
So glad my favorite Onion content has returned. I can never get enough of Peter Rosenthal.
It's pretty much the only onion contwnt they have these days. That and the shorts. They must have really ran out of budget or something.
He is out all, peter, the great!
I hope the movie reviews never end. I ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Pete
Whenever I see something new from Peter rosenthal, I make the same sound that Meg Ryan made
Just seeing Peter Rosenthal at the beginning made me laugh. Some of my favorites have him in it. Props to Ron E. Rains for doing such a great job with this.
Just seeing his name created some kind of projectile ejaculation in my chainsaw trousers.
My wife told me to say that she wishes she had a sensitive and understanding man like you. I feel really sorry for her.
Is it possible for a man and a woman to be just married without a Nora Ephron movie getting in the way?
Obviously no
This guy is a legend, if he ran for President I'd vote for him in a second.
Yeah, Billy Crystal 2024!
Considering the last couple of Presidents, a random person would have to be better.
I'd vote for him second, after voting for the first guy.
This is the only channel that can do no wrong
The Onion is America’s only wholly right news outlet.
I agree wholeheartedly xo
I disagree wholeheartedly. It’s a shell of what was once great.
@@ExternusArmy unfortunatelly, mr Peter Rosenthal's revoews are the only thing left of this channel. Those tik toks are not up to Onion standard at all.
Tooapree is the only other channel I've seen that puts out consistently high quality content. That guy can crank out AMAZING no-budget pranks and is completely deadpan. Hell, he even starts crap with police officers.
The review was a better romantic comedy than the actual movie
It's the soft tone music in the background
Fuck that's so true
😅
for sure... forget paris is 10 times better.
This review took me through so many emotions. I love it
Welcome back onion😆 , missed ya
The podcast were fun but these have different kind of charm 👍
And the shorts - they are so tiring to watch
i've been following Peter's review for 15 years, truly an expert and an honest critic.
I also am not a fan of this movie but would never hear the end of it from my girlfriend if I made such a declaration, so I am obliged to give it a 10/10
NOMNOM, the National Organization of Men², acknowledge and record your review for the record. (now, lets go watch some UFC)
The first time I watched this was in interpersonal communications class in college and the teacher didn’t explain it was a Hollywood movie and I just assumed it was a really well produced educational film.
You made it to college without being able to tell that a movie is a movie?
Ah! A contradiction in the Rosenverse! In the review for “Fifty Shades Freed”, Peter reveals he has been trapped in the studio for his entire life. So how could he have a wife? You thought you could fool us, but we fans of the Film Standard will not be swindled so easily. I expect a corrected version of this review by next Friday.
He's literally in prison for violating a restraining order against Patty Hearst, who he kidnapped in 1974. Try again.
Never stop The Onion, I love you guys
Happy spouse, happy house.
This is probably the one Onion series from the older days that’s still around after all this time.
My favorite part of the movie was when Harry said “it’s Harrying time“ then Harryied all over the theater.
Meme getting beat like a dead horse.
No. Just stop.
@@19thunderchild quit childing him so much
@@NJ-wb1cz what is "childing?" do you mean chiding? child please
I liked the part when Harry pulled out a flamethrower and started burning down orphanages while Sally cheered him on.
Missed these reviews
"Bitingly sarcastic Peter" is my favorite Peter 🤣
Dr. Rosenthal! What a delight to have you back!
Perhaps we can have the Lake Dredge Appraiser David Parker back from 10 years ago too ! 🤣
This review from Peter Rosenthal was trite, overstated, and passionless. At least, that's what all my friends are saying. I thought it was one of his best reviews so far and was touched by his dedication to his wife, but you didn't hear it from me, capisce?
Glad to see you again, Peter.
with reviews like peter Rosenthal in them you cant lose!
5 bagger
This review has now introduced me to Annie Hall. Thank you Mr. Rosenthal!
We missed you, Peter Rosenthal
"I'll have what she's having" 💀
This feel like a classic onion work right there
Truly one of the movies yet.
What gives him the right to complain while I’m the one being forced to be your boyfriend while being locked in a torture chamber.
Hey it’s our boyfriend!
i want to sincerely express how much the onion means to me:
the onion means a lot to me.
These always feels way too real
Reiner’s directing is actually almost perfect for the job, exactly because he never gets in the way of the story he’s trying to tell.
That’s why he delivered 5 universally acclaimed classics of different genres in that era (stand by me, the princess bride, when harry met sally, misery, a few good men) that many people don’t even associate with him.
i just associate him with having his precious goo poked out with a sharp stick so you’re right
Yep, he did some of the perfectly serviceable, robust and functional 7/10 or even 8/10 movies of all time
you forgot the /s
Actually, he also delivered one that went to 11/10. That's one more!
@@NJ-wb1cz How many 1/10 movies have you directed?
I can't wait for this to premiere at my local theater.
Did anyone else notice at 0:08 they got the release year wrong?
Okay I understand it's just a satire of the review genre as a whole, But it's sort of also a breath of fresh air this.
I mean, it's honest as a joke, honesty, a thing you'd hope for in a review, but not many film critiques can really say truthfully all the time.
most get payed off to give a good review, or some know how big a fanbase is, and if they don't conform, they're out of a job.
The fact this man actually didn't care about the movie, but knew his wife did so still gave it a shot? good for him.
I hope his wife understands his judgement and will be happy with him he truly tried for her.
He doesn't care at all about the movie but he still tried, and I feel that honesty, is a breath of fresh air.
But what do I know, "Honesty" coming from an actor, acting out a part of a critique who's wife loves the thing he's reviewing. how is it honesty if he's acting.
Well of course he just did a really great job acting, but also. the story they portrayed was just that darn believable.
The Onion is a lovely source of entertainment, and the actor should get a raise, for his performance, brought me so close to biting the onion.
This comment is just as heartwarming as the video. Very nice analysis of the themes.
@@madmaverick Thank you so much for the compliment.
I must say it is a truly maverick thing to do, speaking up and complimenting my analysis, quite delightful of you. I hope you have a lovely day!
Sir this is a Wendy's drive through...
@@abundantYOUniverse Oh why thank you, You have made that ABUNDANTly clear, Wendy's ahh tasty, and a place for a person in YOUni to work to pay off student loans.
I've already ordered my food, I'll pull on forward and... oops looks like I need to reVERSE. :P
Hope you have a nice day too, that was a funny comment to come back to. uwu
With a name like Grim, you’ve done a great job compensating. All praise goes to the writers @theonion.
My review - This is a movie that people have watched.
“The wrong thing to say here is I’m a professional film critic with 40 years of experience and she’s a fucking high school guidance councilor..but, I’m not going to say that.” - passive aggressive film analysis at its best. Bless you, Peter 🙏
This guy the only reason I stay subscribed. Thanks, zombie-Onion.
Thank God. Peter's back.
You just can’t see it from here. He’d have to turn around.
Finally, Peter Rosenthal is back with another banger
“At what my wife calls their creative peak”
That one was great lol
This was weirdly wholesome
Bro this guy is a great actor.
For a moment, when he said Crystal and Ryan, I thought Meg’s character was named Crystal and Billy’s was named Ryan in the movie. Duh!
When Ryan met Chrystal
This was one of the first films my wife made me watch when we were dating, somewhere around the time we also watched Dirty Dancing.
Never fire this man. This is the only good thing Onion puts out anymore. 10/10. Would recommend (per my wife)
Sometime life is good and we get an onion film review
Sorry about your divorce, Peter. You deserve better
PETER ROSENTHAL!? What have I done to deserve you back in my life?!
The only good Onion content that they still produce. I miss this.
Peter Rosenthal, never go out for cigarettes again!
I started playing this video on the toilet. Not the best place when my family's in the house.
I don't know where you got this guy but he is pure gold
Why won’t onion give us more of these like they used to
They just did?
@@dirpyturtle69 you’re right. But I want more.
Peter really want to keep the kids
We must share this video if we want onion to make more of these.
So happy to see Peter Rosenthal back.
This was probably the closest thing to an actual review that I've seen from Pete.
I’m just so happy to see Peter K. Rosenthal return to the Onion. His movie reviews are always so poignant. Having him back brings me such joy. Thank you!!!
When you realize this review is, itself, a romcom
The writing and acting is incredible, subtle, and relevant....Not the movie but this review.
Peter K Rosenthal is the only critic I trust
We have missed you Peter
Run away with me, Peter.
What would I tell my wife?
@@Ron.E.Rains. That you met your Sally.
Such a beautiful wonderful review of this movie and a matter of fact I don't think there's any review any better that is about this movie
Do your wife tell you to say that?
The Overlord of all Reviewers Rosenthal is back!! And better than ever. Gosh, I needed this today.
guidance counselors need to do what they do best - bring me a ham sandwich and a beer. my feet are killing me from all this time writing on a desktop computer
Absent father syndrome
@@Angel-Therapy Whatchoo talkin bout willis?
I have one, just as a joke: Cat Loses Couch After Failing to Purr While Being Petted In His Favorite Spot.
This is surprisingly very wholesome.
Oh Peter we've missed you
I’m looking forward to his next review, as long as his wife liked this one
At least this part of the Onion remains intact.
Played this video in front of my grandparents and dad 😂
Peter you've finally returned to me
“Serviceable at best” is how my ex described our sex lice.
Holy shit, the legend has returned!
I can't stop thinking about Cookie Monster...
More Ron! More Ron! More Ron!
Well, I'm sold. I'll definitely be adding this to the list of films I'll watch with my wife. If only to help reassure her that her opinions are valued, and that movies like The Seven Samurai or Unforgiven are remnants of a bygone era, where male audiences would feign their glee and enraptured hearts that profess to swell at the ebbs of intense dialog and ache with nuance of character complexities entwined with plot devices that call into question the essence of humanity. Nay, these were but men who had forgotten their tender nature. Men who really wanted to see the hero and villan come to terms with their differences, and realize that even broken men might change their dark hearts. Or, I just don't get to chose the fucking movie anymore. I can't remember...
Welcome back onion
Thank God I was wearing them headphones.
This is the moment where Harry became the moment
Peter Rosenthal is quintessential Onion. Perfection.
2:15 - actually a valid point.
Bring back weekend reviews.
Yay Peter K. Rosenthal!
New Rosenthal! Today is a great day
Where you been buddy
In Annie Hall, they break up and don't get back together. So much better a movie.
Totally agree with his take...or the one he wanted to give.
I want what Peter’s having.
I love Peter Rosenthal
He's a professional alright.
Originally the title was supposed to be When Hairy met Scaly
Peter keeping it real
Hun! Its time for your annual full-length Onion video!