Republicans Groveling for Trump, Donny Storms Out of Court & GOP Swipes WAY RIGHT for Speaker
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ก.ย. 2024
- After three long weeks anti-gay, anti-choice, pro-conspiracy Mike Johnson of Louisiana was named Speaker of the House and not only is he not the best choice for speaker - he isn’t even the best Mike Johnson, an unpleasant woman from North Carolina named Virginia Foxx put herself in charge of yelling at journalists during Mike’s press conference, Kevin McCarthy floated the idea of being reinstated as Speaker with Jim Jordan as his assistant, all of the sad scared ducklings in Congress are shivering with fear over what Donald Trump thinks of them, Donny had a dramatic day in court and got so worked up he stormed out, he continues to attack members of the court staff and violating his gag order, the match-up for the World Series is set between the Diamondbacks and the Rangers, and we invited Lakers star Austin Reaves to join us for some Halloween basketball fun.
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GOP grandma yells shut up when black woman asks a good question..
yea, that tracks.. nothing about them has class..
Par for course.
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Another sign of their would-be fascism: rejection of open and honest media work. They ask an unconvienient question, so just yell at them.
Witch GOP grandma are you refering to? Fox or Boebert?😉
...they just voted a MagaNazi into 2nd in line to the presidency. What did you expect, decency respect or even remorse 🤔
"The judge is very partisan," said the human meatloaf that spent his 4 years in office stacking the courts with very partisan judges.
Donkey just absolutely reeks of hypocrisy. That's I guess what I can say is their chemical makeup in their mind to do something bad then say it was someone else (scapegoat). Republicans and entitled-like people will victimize themselves, as they demonize you for your very existence.
And golfing
And enriching himself by selling out America
Yes, but interestingly, some of the judges on the appeals court were his appointees and they did not find in his favor (process issues).
@@KnockOut242He cheats at that too.
When will Virginia Fox finally retire and return to her previous job of snatching sailors off the deck of the Argo?
When will she retire and return to her job at her local public library as the "Chief Shusher"?
This Really makes me appreciate our National Grandpa. A man of class and grace. ❤
Virginia Foxx just turned 80 years old. She is not “older,“ she is just plain old. If Biden is too old to be president, then she is too old to be in Congress. But the fact is that all these Congress critters want to hold onto power as long as they possibly can, well into senility and beyond.
If she shouldn't drive she really shouldn't be in government.
She has a black rotary phone and still collects green stamps. Her favorite tv show is Queen For a Day. She is STILL pissed that they let Jackie Robinson play major league baseball!! MAGA666
Trump is nearly 78.... another thing they keep ignoring
You’re correct but even though I voted for Biden I think he needs to consider not running again. Hand the reins over to a younger Dem. There is a real danger that he will be mentally incapacitated within five years.
no mandatory retirement for them. they are like ticks, they don't want to let go and just spend the money they cheated us out of.
I watch Stephen for the intellect.
I watch Seth for the wit/candor.
I watch Jimmy for his mercilessness.
I don’t watch Fallon.
Can I ask why no Fallon?
@@kengreen6901he's really not funny.
I don't think anyone watches Fallon anymore.
Seth meyers is cringe. I stopped watching him a few years ago. Stephen borders cringe frequently
I love them all! I mean strike force five anyone haha I love all the late night hosts
I feel like an unwilling passenger in the Thelma and Louise car. The end, the cliff looms ever closer and closer and the torture of waiting to be driven over is giving me heart pain. We MUST hold these goons accountable.
I swear to God, I couldn't describe how I feel more accurately than you just did!!🎯 Bravo!! And also, God help us!!
The DOJ should have arrested the insurrectionists in Congress, instead they are in charge doing more damage.
Perfectly said! Thank you.
The republican traitors want to turn this country into a dictatorship and I’m seeing it unfold before my eyes. We cannot let this happen
Great comparison! It has really been torture!
I would be mortified if my 80 year old grandmother yelled at someone while on national television! She is an embarrassment to this country and the epitome of how crass the GOP truly is!!
“You find them, you get in their face…”
Maxine Waters
I’m agree!
The old do as I say not as I do.
he not She
@@jamesmoeller9366 About racism and police brutality, not, like omnibus bills. Also, she didn't say stupid unconstructive stuff like shut up.
Liz Cheney offers a stark message to GOP members who continue to support Trump "Tonight, I say this to my Republican colleagues who are defending the indefensible: There will come a day when Donald Trump is gone, but your dishonor will remain," Cheney says.Jun 9, 2022
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Exactly he will not always be here
Dishonor left the American Taliban party back in the 50s. Otherwise it's been a steady decline since Nixon.
Her dishonor definitely remains, as she was a former supporter and still a nasty hard conservative
As a vetran I cannot speak for all vetran's, but I am very concerned with our Democracy..Pleass don't quote this is not a Democracy but a Republic!!!, If you never had a dog in the fight...
Trump after storming out of court like an emotional toddler: _"the witness just admitted that we won the trial. And the judge should end this trial immediately."_
Seriously, how can anyone be gullible enough to believe anything he says when he constantly tells lies that are so incredibly, blatantly, demonstrably false? If Donald pointed at the color blue and said it was red, his followers would give their lives before they'd admit that it's actually blue. That's how mindless and pathetic they are.
I can't understand how anyone comes to be so devoid of shame and self-respect that they feel no embarrassment admitting they're part of this cult, but I certainly feel embarrassment for them.
They will be singing a different song when Jack Smith is done with them. Sing like birds. Wait and see.
I'd love to test that Red/Blue theory. lol
Make American great again put Trump in jail.
I could potentially understand if you were following someone attractive and charismatic... not a walking talking soiled diaper.
A cult of LISTLESS VESSELS ❗️
He lied to the judge right to his face! You can't make this up! 😂
"Not Credible" is legal-speak for "lair lair pants on fire".
They aren't afraid of him, they are afraid of his cult not voting for them if they speak out again him. It's job security.
Just hoping that there are enough people to vote them out vs keeping them in.
But if trump tells his sheep not to vote, what have the gop-ers to be afraid of.
@The Mr02drop, you hit the nail on the head. all they care about is being career politicians, not so much about working for "The American people" as they like to state.
They have chosen their own power and money over the democracy of our country. Their shame will be remembered through history, even though that thought may not help us right now.
@@Iluthra 1. Do you really think Trump will tell his sheep not to vote? He is a gigantic narcissist and needs to be showered with praise (an other things) constantly.
2. They would be afraid of losing their jobs because there is a small amount of swing voters in the Trump cult.
I love you for doing this for America, Jimmy....it's a nightmare political circus we have because of these maga republicans. We really need a laugh, so we don't cry.
Thank you, good sir!
The whole press conference looked like school yard bullies booing people and telling them to shut up. An absolute lack of professionalism
3:40
Cheer up.... Every single time that lady says anything, someone is gonna respond with "Booooo! Shut up.", and that's beautiful.
I wish that they'd give him contempt of court and put him in jail for a while
Should be in jail now ..and no matter what nuts that support him think he sure IS going there
Only jail will change that freak.
@@CourageKarnga He's been "The Teflon Don" for decades now
I would take his imprisonment with a grain of salt if I were you
The might sentence him to 800 years and he'd probably get out in 10 for health reasons
They should double the fine everytime he violates the gag order.
Raise the multiplier every time. Twice....... 10K. Three times............. 30K. Fourth time................. 120K....... Fifth time.............. 600K. And so on.
From Gag to Tag.. ...then Back Again..
Nope, no fine. Go directly to jail...
Jail jail jail please n throw the key awsy
When Trump goes to jail there should be a parade in every major city.
I've got fireworks and a bottle of champagne waiting.
And most of my neighborhood is super maga, so they're gonna LOVE that!
I've got my fireworks as well!!
I know I'm joining!
cringe
The celebration will be like Mardi Gras, the 4th of July and New Years Eve all rolled into one.
Wow~so, you can get up (abruptly) in court and just walk out (as a defendant)~I wonder how many of us could get away with that???
Jimmy is one hell of a host! Love his Monologues! As Hilarious as his jokes about the Republicans are, the Sad fact is that they are true! Keep going Jimmy!! We need you!😂😂😂😂
Your show puts a smile on my face. Unlike everything else that's happening around the world.
virginia foxx has been embarrassing her district for a long time.
Must be rigged
Bobert must have reached over and gave ginny a little totty grab when the lights went out
Why not vote her out???
Very gerrymandered
@@ErikPortland You all have my sympathies.
In a strange twist of fate, in the vote for Speaker, the House actually elected George Santos, who had stolen Mike Johnson’s identity.
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Why does this seem so plausible?
Why does this seem so plausible?
@@brad3706because at this point to wheels are off the wagon. I thought House of Cards was far fetched. I was wrong
@@EOE808If anything, HoC didn't go far enough...
Right on Jimmy!!! Your words re the ridiculous maggats, and that horrible man leaving court. Lock that dude up. get him AWAY from our sight and ears!!
Ending the segment with a down to earth person with actual skills was a nice way to clear the air from the nut-bar full of hot air.
Trump doesn't care about fines, he has 10's of thousands of pensioners lined up to pay them. Sentence him to something real already.
The judge is trying to establish a pattern so that when he finds Trump $1 million it won’t be a shock. I agree he wouldn’t do this to anybody else and would just throw someone in jail but that’s the thinking
The cash cows just line up to fill his coffer
Sleepy Joe got stacks bigger than the ENTIRE Republican field combined 👏
Trump has been the best damn Democrat.
@@cesarbugarini499 That's because 75% of the country wants Trump gone.
That poor delivery guy might have had a heart attack😅 when that big mean dog burst through the door.
That dog was the size of a horse!
Owners shouldn't even have that dog, poorly trained. Owners fault.
I know I would have and I'm not normally afraid of dogs. But that is a beast of a dog. Right through that glass door like it wasn't even a thing.
@MissKellyBean a Cane Corso. They say they can be gentle giants, and I have met a beautiful, very well-behaved one. But they're meant as guard dogs, bred to intimidate. He certainly did!
If you own an aggressive dog you need to keep it under better control before someone is seriously hurt. I have owned many German Shepherds through the years, so I know what a responsibility it is to manage large, potentially dangerous dogs. Not a funny clip.
How is he still going around like he did nothing wrong? The GOP has just put the last nail in their coffin.
Congratulations on a level of naivity that must be in the top 5% of the country. Really. Have you ready ANY of the TRANSCRIPTS from voicemails and emails on Hunter's laptop (TRANSCRIPTS aren't made up narrative - they're direct quotes)? The Bidens are unequivocally guilty of fraud, influence peddling (A LOT), money laundering, perjury and government theft. Trump has a lousy personality and needs to clean up old taxes, granted. But he also was the only president in my 65 years who didn't start a war. Not only is Joe in the middle of 2 wars fired up when America's enemies smelled his weakness and corruption; but he's also printing our money to send to Ukraine like it was nothing. OH YEAR - do you remember he also issued 17 Executive Orders on his first DAY in office and 22 total in that week? And you actually believe HE had the presence of mind to put those together?
Because he has no class and no shame
Denial. Not just a river in Egypt.😂😂😂😂
Is that what fox, oan, newsmax, ‘one truth social’ told you?
@@rondogracing7777
@@rondogracing7777rape and fraud are two somethings that are wrong.
Electing a Speaker of the House that favors overturning elections reminds me of selecting former Governor of Texas Rick Perry to be Secretary of the Energy Department after his presidential aspirations went up in flames when at the Republican primary debate he declared he would cancel the Energy Department but just couldn't remember its name.
Exactly!
Thank you so much for making it very clear what just happened with Johnson being elected Speaker. Our democracy is threatened and we need people like you to speak out.
Trump: "I'm leaving"
Storms out of the courtroom and whips out the accordion.😂😂😂
I'm starting to wonder if maybe the accordion hands are the trump, unintentional equivalent of a hypnotist's gold pocket watch, "follow the gold watch, you are getting sleeeepy...", the cult does appear to be fully brainwashed, maybe that's how he does it.
Yup, that accordion player impression he does cracks me up! 🤣🤣
@@Lux7355 Yeah, even Desantis got in on the accordion. I don't know how good he is at it.😂
@@GTARC-2023 All of the GOP will soon start with the accordion.
That accordion is all I hear when he walks out & starts his woe is me whining.
Lauren Gropebert voted for Mike simply because of his last name...
And so did MaryJo, for the Johnson
Lauren always goes for the Johnson in a crowded room
I would have thought Mike Hunt would be her choice.
@@A.Spivey Beat me to it ... She might like his brother Yorrick though
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That gives a whole new meaning to door dash!
Donnie stated “The witness said we won the trial”. What a load of BS.
👍🏽❤️Thank you Jimmy for helping us take it easy. Laughing with you at night really help us breathe. Love your Show. Blessings😁😁😁❤️❤️❤️
Go, Donnie, go!
Nothing portrays strong man confidence quite like storming out of the courtroom with your diapers in a twist.
@@YoureNotThatGuyPal69I don't understand how you believe someone being immunized for themselves and other ppl's safety is an insult? Go back to the drawing board sir
@@YoureNotThatGuyPal69twice as many trumpers died from covid than dems……wonder why?
@@YoureNotThatGuyPal69I don't get it, is that like some MAGAt humor or something?
@@YoureNotThatGuyPal69Sorry your demigod trump was called out for having is diaper in a twist. It was hilarious seeing him waddle out and give a 100% false report to the press. He said he won....hahaha....
Brown-stained diapers.
That scene about the delivery person and the monster dog is TRAGIC!
The dog got the Amazon delivery driver in San Antonio…..again.
love the trump jokes from kimmel... 😂😂
I’d be suing the people with the glass door if I was that delivery guy.
Love ya Jimmy. What an insane country we live in
Our country is on a terrifying and slippery slope towards dictatorship.
Silver lining: Johnson's speech at least sounded conciliatory, especially compared to Trump's infamous inauguration speech, words to the effect of "I'm going to clear out the swamp including all the dirt from previous administrations" as presidents Obama, Bush, and Clinton sat behind him. Fingers crossed that he runs the house fairly.
Yep, love ya, bro. Blessings from Brooklyn!
Greetings from Belgium: the mere fact Trump keeps losing and losing and has to answer for his crimes shows your country is not crazy at all.
The way you guys fight back populism and fascism for decades, long before Trump, is a huge accomplishment.
TRUMP: "I hardly know her!" "Guiliani hired her not me!" "She wasn't my type for Gods sake!" LOL
wonder how many times he's said that in his existence.
Well said, Jimmy! "He's not el Chápo" 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😆
Vote people! Vote for those going to do the work!
Hey Kentucky, our gubernatorial election is November 7! Let’s keep Andy!
I wish I could stream the whole show!!! at 75 and not much social life I need all the laughs I can get. thank You.
Yes, apparently bobert gave the new johnson in the house a big hand.
lauren hoebert is always in heat.
@@XYZ-bi9eb😂😂😂😂 weirdly true.
@@XYZ-bi9ebat least she wasn't vaping on the House floor.
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The humor keeps me sane
Taylor Swift please post another post telling your fans to register and vote! America needs you. Vote blue America🧢
Let me understand this? Can any other defendant, just get up and leave the courtroom, and then mean-mouth the court officials? Then come in and immediately lie on the stand. If you did that, would you still be walking around free? Enough is enough. Every sane person in this country has to dedicate to get all these MAGA traitors out of public life.
Good comment, but in all fairness, Trump didn't actually have to be there. It was more of a fund raising event for him.
It’s a civil trial not a criminal one. As said above him being there is optional. Childish as hell though.
@@jayc5373he could still be punished by the judge for being disruptive in the courtroom.
He still has to have proper decorum within the court room!!
problem is, seems like half the country are the people you try to get out of our life
THIS is how much the GQP cares about this country and its citizens and FREEDOMS!!!
Yep. Anyone of those other Mike Johnsons would have been a better choice for the country.
Also, why are we choosing a Speaker from one of the worst states?
Casey Foundation ranked Louisiana 49th for child well-being. The U.S. News report ranked Louisiana in the following categories: crime/corrections, 50; economy, 50; education, 46; fiscal stability, 38; healthcare, 45; infrastructure, 49; natural environment, 49; and opportunity, 48
I couldn't agree more. I'm sure there are kind, mean well people everywhere but that place...? Yikes.
You are sadly correct. I lived in New Orleans for years but it's a cool (albeit crime-riddled) city surrounded by one big giant red neck.
Wasn't Scalise also from Louisiana? I guess they REALLY wanted someone from there.
Credit where credit is due. That was explained eminently more clear and concise especially with the excerpts shown... rather than any of the major news channels "newsroom" reporter broadcast style. The newsroom journalists immediately forgot all those little details about exactly everything that went on with Trump today in that court. This format a thousand times more informationally useful even with all the little jokes interspersed.
Beetle- and Prune-juice. Haha
Got me! "Trump thinks partisan is a hard Italian cheese. " ok I don't know why but that cracked me up
That grandma shouting go away and shut up needs to be removed give her her meds and walk her back to her bed .... WTH
Virginia Foxx is a dried apple doll come to life.
*The old lady's tough when she's got boobert standing next to her with an AR-15! Fascism at it's finest!*
Notice Boebert! inconspicuously really close to Johnson! where are her hands? (everyone else is clapping )... caressing his Johnson?..😵💫
I get the feeling that she's comfortable around short, strange Johnsons.
She's at the one membered staff meeting.
Yes Trump, you won the trial. You win a lifetime vacation in a federal penitentiary, and an orange suit to match!😂
Let's hope!
So ignorant
It's a civil trial no jail time your tds has clouded your mind.
I hope
Your hatred for the man equals your hatred of America.
Lauren Boebert standing behind this guy is all you need to know about this character.
Love you Jimmy!!❤❤❤
I look forward to seeing you every night! So funny!
Damn, that was a BIG DOG. 🐶
Not sure why there was a laugh track , that wasn't funny .. couple of Weeks ago a Dog killed a Woman as she was jogging
Cane Corso
OH MAN!!!! HOW DO YOU GET A FINE AT A PROCEEDING FOR A FINE!!!!????
Jimmy Kimmel - for years now my favourite American late night host. Just brilliant. From Steph in the uk.
The old crow Foxx is why we need term limits.
Finding Trump not credible is like finding the sun is hot!
You keep the heat on them Jimmy. GREAT CONTENT tonight !!!
If I was that guy I wouldn't risk a shoulder injury throwing a pumpkin.
I would check he isn't claiming all three potential prisons as part of his current wealth value !!
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Johnson's smug smile is reminiscent of every movie villain whose master plan is about to bear fruit.
Amazing what comes your way when you have dirt on particular people.
In the HOUSE OF DEMOCRACY, "SHUT UP, SHUT UP!" (Every voice counts?! ) You gotta get a load of this!
I think Trump's orange jumpsuit should be tailored for someone who is 6 foot 3 inches tall and weighs 215 pounds. 🍊🍕💩
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Don't forget, with tiny hands & all other appendages being tiny, tiny, tiny & no balls.
Only 215 lbs? He looks as if he weighs at least 300 lbs.
@@lowdown1222 On his Atlanta jail arrest info that was the height and weight he reported.
@@silverstem2964that he reported. Let's be realistic man. We know Trump lies..... About Everything.
The walls are closing in on Trump, which soon will turn into steel bars.
Look at Boebert within touching distance of the New Speaker. Of course she voted for Magic Mike’s Johnson after juicing her date’s beetle in a theater.
Yikes. You know, I've seen that security video, and I think the Democrats have just caught that "everything is pornographic if you say so often enough" tick from their GOP neighbors.
If you've got any actual evidence of Boebert touching anybody inappropriately, please link to it. (Time stamp, please.)
Otherwise ... congrats, you posted a colloquialism for masturbation, how somethingOrOther of you.
So funny, like Gas Prices and the Cost of Food!
@@jamesmoeller9366thanks, Trump!
@spaceforcecommander3390 everything about that comment caused me to upvote you 👍
LOVE Austin Reeves! Go Lakers!!!
His proximity to Boebert and both of them only showing one hand, hmmm?
And Trump goes straight to the press outside.
It's all about attention for donations.
It's like he can't help but make a fool of himself.
It just goes to show that trump has absolutely no respect for the law. None at all.
@@perry2369he has no respect period.
Trump keeps whining saying the judge won't let him speak, then he speaks endlessly, and lies too.
That looked risky. I bet his coach didn’t like the pumpkin dunk
Any poor walks OUT on a judge gets taken back IN w handcuffs.
Absolutely!
The JKL team woke up feeling dangerous today by having Austin Reaves throwing around 8lbs pumpkins😅
Mike Johnson is literally straight out of Austin Powers.
She doesn't belong in our Government if she doesn't Recognize the freedom of speech!!!! He should of Answered the question.
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show, on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 🤗❤️👍
Hey, Jimmy Earl! I saw you with Chick in Elektric Band II in Trier Germany back in '95 or '96. Are you going to be at the Baked Potato any time soon?
@@LowLight420LOL Same!
During Mike J's Accecptance speech, I was waiting for, the" Bimbolina from GA" to pop out from under the Podium, like what happened in Police Academy....
It's my opinion that these kind of shows are the most valuable thing. The King always had the court jester as a mirror of his rule. Like the Jester or Fool they serve the bitter medicine of truth with laughter.
"Your MAGA-sty" you've got lots of great zingers every night but I especially like this one. Kudos.
OmG! 💯 percent on point!!! 🤣😂 As usual!!
That lady looks like lauren in 5 years!
If I owned a business in America I wouldn't allow a person with a maga/trump supporting symbol onto my premises.
It's amazing, and worrisome, that the GOP could assemble a potpourri of such unsavory characters. Even more concerning that they may someday gain power.
More reasons for age limits and term limits
Traitors of the house and our country 😢🇺🇸🇺🇸
MAGA
You're rockin it Jimmy!
Aw the kid was a good sport and wow on making those baskets 😆
Not sure who came up with the pumpkin bit, but probably not that smart of an idea - he grabbed his arm after that second shot, as if it hurt.
That delivery guy needs a bigger tip for that food!
$10,000 isn't much of a fine for a guy like Trump. Why not make the fine 1% of whatever Trump claims his wealth to be?
Here's what needs to happen. Judge, "Mr. Trump, one more word from you, outside of this courtroom, about anything trial related, and I will send you to jail. Just one more."
Was waiting in the end for Kimmel to say "please don't hurt yourself, i don't want to be known as the Ted Cruz of the Lakers"