Pence’s Very Sad Photo, Trump's Attorney Amnesia & Rashad Jennings' Wheel of Fortune Redemption
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 มิ.ย. 2024
- Three of the five members of our band the Cletones are out sick tonight, Taylor Swift was at the Chiefs game and fans are going wild, there are now eight candidates for the Speaker of the House and there is no indication that they will elect one soon, Donald Trump is talking about incredibly dumb stuff while a terrible war is going on, former Trump lawyer Sidney Powell pled guilty on six charges and he is shockingly starting to distance himself, former VP Mike Pence is having a tough run and is now part of what might be the saddest photo ever taken, and former running back Rashad Jennings is here to explain the most embarrassing performance in "Wheel of Fortune" history.
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He wants to be Nelson Mandela? Okay, lock him up in prison for 26 years…
Trump wants to be more like his BBF in Russia !
Fabulous wit, fab idea!
Please make it so.
In a South African prison. I suspect they're worse than any state prisons we have.
@@PAMELAPORTER-ci7mr Yep! Robben Island!
Matt Gaetz should be in prison, not roaming the halls of Congress.
Naw, send him home unemployed, after he's been handed his head in the next election.
The Left has been saying that about Trump for his long now….going on eight years? What should Matt Gaetz be in prison for?
Why?
For the crime he took part in with his best friend Joel Greenberg who's doing 11 years in prison. @@validenough
And then imprison him?@@PAMELAPORTER-ci7mr
Trump likening himself to Nelson Mandela???? 😢That's an insult to every African living or dead
It is an insult to one of the worlds greatest ever persons, not just Africans.
Extant or extinct.
"Some have said I'm possibly the greatest African." - Trump, probably.
Agreed. I would’ve loved to see Trevor Noah’s response. Too bad he’s gone from late night - but I don’t fault him for it. He missed traveling and seeing the world - kinda wish he’d stuck out the season tho. :)
That's why the entire crowd moaned after they showed the clip
The difference is that Nelson Mandela went from prison to the presidency , and Trump is going from the presidency to prison.
From your thoughts to God's ears. May it be so.
😂😂😂😂😅
Good one, better than the one Jimmy used,
Nope, the difference is Mandela went to prison in his fight for freedom and forgave his opressors after spending 27 years incarcanated.
Trump spend his life opressing, fights freedom, never forgives and will end in prison.
Less funny, more truth.
Very good, and hopefully very true.
I'm South African and will say it's rather offensive that Trump would even think of comparing himself to tata uNelson Mandela. Ag sies man!
Did Trump just threaten to punch the POTUS in the face ?
He should be investigated by the FBI....oh wait.....nevermind.....
Ya.
Is there not a law where threatening the president means you do not pass go, you do not collect $200, you instead go directly to jail?
Incomming indicment number ... where are we at?
@@No_Thxs Used to be, but that was before the gop got desperate.
Refreshing to see someone admit ‘I was wrong’ and show up on the stage to admit it with a sense of humor. No politician would do this. Respect to Rashad.
The Pittsboro college called they want their money back.
What a great attitude from Rashad. Having the ability to laugh at oneself and turning an unfortunate mistake into something fun and interesting. The world needs more people like that.
George Conway was being too kind when he called the GQP a ‘dumpster fire’.
Got to keep cashing those checks.
Dumpster fire burning so brightly you can see it from Space
That’s insulting to the dumpster fires.
If Trump wants to run for President AFTER spending 27 years in prison, I won't complain about him comparing himself with Nelson Mandela.
baby Trump will never spend time in jail. But we can wish.
NAILED IT!
I'm 100% with you! 😂 Put him away for 27 years and I'll even call him the Messiah when he staggers out! 😂😂😂
America needs to stop discriminating against the colored peoples, most specifically the oranges - they have been treated so poorly. Everyone agrees, orange is the new black. They even made a whole TV show about it, and if TVs not real, what is?
Right....
So... Did he just publicly threaten the life of the president? Isn't that a crime?
@brandonletsgoooo still though. I don't think you're allowed to publicly State plans to intend to hurt the president of the United. Phrase 'I wish' keeps him safe
You can't see it, but Pence's fly was also there to lend moral support.
😂😂😂😂😂
Writer who wrote "mandelicatessen" earned a big bonus this week! Love the opening clips from the real world! GREAT SHOW! THANKS!
What does it mean? Is he saying man delicate?
@@nameunknown007it is a portmanteau of the words Mandela (Nelson Mandela) and delicatessen (a store selling exotic meats).
The joke is that he is much more likely to be associated with eating meat than a black civil rights activist in Apartheid South Africa.
Oh he did NOT just compare himself to Nelson Mandela !!!! Take a dirt nap already, trump.
Seeing Guillermo in a pink satin gown and turning letters is the TV entertainment that none of us knew we needed 😂😂
we in North Texas did not get to see the monologue tonight cause WFAA, our ABC station decided to stay with the big "breaking news" to extend the newscast and said breaking news was:
THE TEXAS RANGERS ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 12 YEARS, WE BEAT THE HOUSTON ASTROS IN 7 GAMES.
Thanks for uploading this for us so we in North Texas can see the jokes.
The people in the pharmacy are just waiting on their refills!!
If President Abraham Lincoln were still alive, he would probably punch Trump in the face.
Hell, I think dead President Lincoln would probably still punch Trump in the face.
Along with every previous President we’ve ever had in the U.S.A. Trump gives the presidency a bad name.
@@kingjamos2422 Abraham Lincoln to Donald Trump:
Did I ever tell you about the time I was an accomplished vampire hunter?
George Washington..
"I can not tell a lie"
Donald Trump..
"I can not tell the truth"
I live in southern California where earthquakes are a regular occurrence and I think I just felt one.
Nvrmnd…just President Mandela turning over in his grave. That burnt orange spec of dust has no shame🙄
I like to imagine Madela laughing his a$$ of in his grave at Trump's comparsion with him. Would suit him better...
Baby Blimp 2052!
Guillermo is such a team player; he rocked that dress.
Rashad understood that either he is shamed by the audience laughing at him or he can _own_ his mistake to make the audience laugh with him!
His bit was awesome! I'd totally listen to his podcast ❤ what a good sport!
@@b-meaker99 couldn't find the podcast anywhere
Love Rashad’s willingness to be the center of the joke and even turn it into a podcast.
Ok find the podcast for me then
'Love Rashad’s willingness to be the center of the joke' Not as if she has a choice..
I think they should give Donnie a choice after he gets found guilty. He can either spend the rest of his life in prison.... or, he can spend 10 minutes in a locked room with General Milley...and if he makes it out alive he can go free. He can test out those ummm... "punches" he was throwing against one of the most decorated heroes our military has ever seen and see how that works out for him.
Or, he could duke it out with Pres.Biden.....but first, he has to get past his dog 🐶
Man,you really wanna see Donny run screaming for a bunker eh?
@@davidguelette7036 oh yeah... i want the General Milley room televised 😁... for all to see... we all know that coward would choose life behind bars WAY before the other option tho sadly.
As a South African let me just state that you are no Nelson Mandela
2nd most fantastic reason NOT TO VOTE FOR EITHER TRUMP OR JORDAN - EVER!
The list of reasons is so long, you can roll it and use it as toilet paper.
@@chenzen1578 No thanks, I think it would be like using sandpaper.
I do agree strongly with Trump when he says, "It was a crooked election!" - Yes, he was the crook that made it crooked!
Trump 4 Prison 2024'
Yep, he fired his own top cyber security guy after he lost the election. Guess the guy kept trump and his bud pukin from hacking the results. Either that or trump was just on a you're fired binge. He's such an unhinged beast of a man and I don't mean that in a good way at all.
Lol agreed 👍
I love that popcorn emoji.
I think the 2016 was rigged. In his favour. I won’t be surprised if that comes to light soon.
No other Republican claims their win was rigged. So those members all won fair & square but for some reason only Trump's loss was rigged
What a great sense of humor Rashad Jennings has! He really rolled with it. I'm definitely going to check out his podcast.
The 'electile dysfunction' joke was right there...
Guillermo is such a sport!!! Bless his little heart!♥
I love Guillermo! I'll bet he's fun to be around. 😊
"Gym Jordan is the second most popular republican in the country".....well, I always KNEW he was number two!
What does that make Trump? 😂
@@JoeNarbaizDiarrhea!! 🤣
@@JoeNarbaiz- #2 means taking a poop
You mean "A number two?" Agreed! A massive tur-!
Poo poo pee doo
Apparently "most popular Republican" means "extremely unpopular," who knew
They seem to mean "High-school popular", so the biggest sIut is #1, the stupid quarterback #2
"Alternative Facts"
"Mamacita Vannita" looks absolutely fabulous tonight!
So much good will from Rashad coming on the show to own your mistake, big respect! I have been in an audience at a gameshow and seen how pressure can just block a person completely, a human condition. 🙏🏼
Freaking Guillermo! What a sport! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Was not my lawyer and never was - she's not even my type!
Rashad just got nervous and choked up. It happens to all of us sometimes. He ain't stupid; he's Human.
And seems to be a nice man.
Who'd be shaking in their boots at those Trump vicious "punches"? 😅😅😅
Me, but only because the shaking would be a side effect of all my laughing.
A 10 year old could do trump in a heartbeat. . .
Small hands
With those punches I doubt he could break a Styrofoam cup
Getting punched by him prob feels like getting slapped with a sandwich bag full of ham
Who thought getting together and agreeing to try and spin that Jim Jordan is the 2nd most popular Republican in the country was a good idea?? The Republicans need a PR firm, and they need to seriously listen when they advise them to just give up as a party. Just quit altogether.
The only reason Jordan is popular is for his covering up sexual assault as an Assistant Wrestling Coach & for not having 1 Bill passed in his 17 years in office! He's more notorious than he is popular!
Their PR man is Trump...
They should split in two, they basically are two parties already.
Yeah,Ohio is definitely not representative of the country.
The problem is that any reasonable republican will get voted down by the nutjobs.
So Jordan was the second mot popular republican who can get the nutjobs' votes. The first was Kevin Macarthy.
This is such a sad thought.
Getting the rat and keeping the rat are not the same thing! 🐀 🤣
I wondered what ‘it’s was… 😂
She simply needed to keep a door open, and it will run outside eventually.
Aromatic Treats leading to the outdoors will help.
No need for unnecessary screaming.
Then nothing will go the way you wish.
Staying cool & calm should be taught by parents/school.
Guillermo kills me. Such a good sport. One of my favorite humans of all time.
The photo of pence’s speaking event actually makes me think those folks were waiting for their prescriptions to be filled and were stuck there.
Poof poof is how a guy with bone spurs punches.
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show, on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel 🤗❤️👍
I'll let him know you called.
Same comment since the writers strike ended 😂
Trump For Prison 2024
he should ride the lightning!
Yeah we all want it but we need something new to say. The "for prison" thing is old and sounds too much like what trumpsters say. Maybe a good idea for dems would be to actually rise above repub tactics instead of wallowing in the same mud.
Get the Secret Service! Trump just threatened the president’s life
I said the same thing👍🏾
Me too!!!!!
Me three. (Sigh. I guess that's what I get for thinking I could beat anybody to the punch when this video already had 501,745 views).
Airforce 1's steps are a threat to Biden's life.
With those tiny hand punches I doubt he could break a Styrofoam cup
Bone spurs trying to be tough on a President who stealth snuck his way in to two warzones air raid sirens blazing in Ukraine, Dark Brandon is getting it done Trump is just the pun.
While that is pretty cool I guess, I'm still pretty mad at Biden for breaking up the rail strike. He's pretty mediocre, and it's really sad that he's the only choice we have.
@@nobody.of.importance Perhaps the rail strike would have ended differently if we hadn't been recovering from a pandemic, trying to get back to normal shipping. I'm appalled by the way railway employees are treated.
It's cute how you put yourself above Trump but then you roll around in the same mud of schoolyard name-calling that he and his supporters roll in. Call me crazy but maybe the dems would get more support from the disgruntled and disenfranchised voters if they could just rise above that.
Robert Kennedy Jr.
Guillermo in a dress is something I will NEVER unsee!
Then this must have been the 1st time in your life that you watched this show
Guillermo has nice skin, he can wear that.
Trump wants to take Biden to the back of the barn? LOL! Tubbo can't even waddle his way to the back of the barn.
He'd drive there in his golf cart.
Even Mother was bored at the “event” and wondering what aisle the anti diarrhea medicine was in.😂😂
Trump is more like Nelson Scamdela.
NICE!
And he'd like you to meet his friend The Prince of Nigeria.
GOT ‘EM
Or scandala.
"Brian, stop writing jokes for Peter!"
Man I'm glad ur back Jimmy.. those 5 months were tough without the team making fun of the insanity we're experiencing these days...
Got my Covid booster and flu shot today. Prevention is the best form of cure.
When you think Trump can't sink any lower, his mouth diggs a pit under his feet.
😂😂😂
Someone should draw a picture of Trump as a steam shovel😆.
The same applies to Biden. And Obama for that matter. But he has peons to dig the pit for him so he can’t be blamed.
True dat!
Anyone else catch that at 12:35, Rashad Jennings was paying a little tribute to Bernie Mac? Just listen to the way he says, "Milk and Cookies" - he used the exact same inflection as the comedian did in his classic stand-up routine.
Guillermo is the man..a real trooper..give that man his own show.sponsered by Don Julio.. !!!!
Guillermo is a god amongst men.
Second most popular Republican..... Look at the first most "popular".... Any questions as to WHY the MAJORITY OF AMERICAN PEOPLE don't support the Republican party anymore?
Not from me. The GOP (Greed Over People) is dead.
"Any more"? The last Republican supported by an actual majority was Reagan.
How would Dump break Biden’s nose with such small fist?
I have no idea who Rashad Jennings is, but he was very gracious and just a good sport about the whole thing. Just imagine the response from any of the 400 Republicans running for speaker in the same situation... Or Trump...
Absolutely! They really didn't pull many punches with the "playful" diatribes, and he took it incredibly well.
I chalked it up to a White People SAT question
He? I don’t know him/her. I thought he/she was a she. Is Rashad a boy’s name?
Jordan is a loser's idea of a winner.
Like his "dear leader"
Joe could take out Trump in a heartbeat.
And look better doing it!!
Nah…trump would just sit on him
@@krooner6137 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lets be honest. Joe couldn't take anybody out.
@@juliebraden6911 That's quite a conundrum. Joe couldn't take anybody out, but also there's nobody who couldn't take trump out.
Did they all get together to agree to make that “second popular republican” sound bite another of their refrains?
Not an original thought in any of their heads.
Yep. Repeat lie, repeat lie, repeat lie...thats how they roll.
Yes.
Yeah, just who are they trying to convince?
I appreciate Jimmy, Guillermo, and the crew that puts it altogether! Thank you! 🙋♀️⚘️💕
Guillermo was wearing that dress!
Guillermo is my favorite… especially in that dress! Love how he plays everything. Literally the reason I watch
Jim Jordan is the 2nd most infamous republican in the party.
I heard, a lot of people saying, but everyone knows that.
The former gym team from Ohio State University will be able to verify that.
The GOP rehearsed their talking points very well.
regardless of the questions asked
THE 2ND MOST POPULAR REPUBLICAN IN THE COUNTRY
the GOP Memo System is the only thing they have that still functions
Sorta like Herb Tarlek is a "hard worker, loyal husband and all around fine person," for those who remember that.
Wonder if they know they aren't fooling anyone with a brain
Why doesn't Trump take Mark Milley behind the barn?
I would pay to watch that 😂
I would flip that to say I think Milley should take trump to the woodshed.
How about charging the former head of the military under military law? For treason!!!
@@bettyjones113 Milley? I think you have him confused with Flynn.
@@bettyjones113A) treason is clearly, and narrowly defined, and Miley didn't commit it. Even Trump's attempted coup doesn't quite qualify.
B) telling the other superpower in the midst of an attempted coup to calm down and keep their fingers off of the big red button isn't treason, it's common sense.
"I don't mind being Nelson Mandela!" Then put him in jail for the next 26 years!
He couldn't beat Jill Biden!
I lost my composure at "side burn diarrhea".
😂😂😂
He did the Bernie Mac version of “Milk and Cookies”
Guillermo deserves a raise.
Rashad is a really good sport. Guillermo in that dress was a complete hoot.
Nelson Mandela was in prison for 27 years…. Sounds about right. 😅
Loved Rashad Jennings in his short time with the Giants. He was always an intelligent interview, and an upstanding guy. And a damn good RB.
I’m always amazed at what a good sport Guillermo is.
Trump's comparison with Nelson Mandela made me wanna throw some french fries with ketchup against the dining room wall in front of a horrified staff.
It’s safe to say that Trump is really disturbed.
To say the VERY VERY least...lol
Tiny fists Trump looks like a ventriloquist doll when he's "punching" 😂
The most popular republican" - they really have adopted Goebbel´s "the bigger the lie" philosophy ...
All the way
Exactly.
Although I question Bidens cognition, I question trumps supporters' cognition even more.... do they not understand they've been had?!
Nope!
They do not and they will not believe any evidence to the contrary.
Same with those who voted Biden, its just so sad
Nope ....they got owned
@@Rayquaza894well i did not vote for any of them , and you are the fool ....
Guillermo is the best 😂👏💯
SAVE AMERICA 🇺🇸
Vote blue 💙!!
No
@@bxi1547
You aren't entitled to vote, Vladimir.
Jimmy Kimmel is one of the highlights of my day!
What!!??? Nelson Mandela! How dare he!😮
That Rashad guy is something else...what a way to turn lemons into lemonade. We need more like him in the Black community.🍋🍋🍋
Rashad Jennings is awesome - he's a former NFL player. He has always seemed like such a genuine dude and a good sport, it takes integrity to be able to laugh at yourself.
I never heard of him. I like him
In the global community, my friend. I am impressed at his class, given that he could have fired back with the whole Ted Cruz beating Jimmy at basketball that one time. 😂
Cheers from 🇨🇦
@@livewiiiiire That's generally no not so, but for Americans, definitely.
@@tyronevaldez-kruger5313yeah, I don't waste time on corporate "sport" either, mate. It's nice to see an actual *good* sport on telly.
"Rudy had sideburn diarrhea" coupled with the IMAGE of it put me on the FLOOR!
TRUMP: "I hardly know her!" " Guiliani hired her not me!" "She wasn't my type for Gods sake!" LOL
Guillermo is rocking that dress!
Trump comparing himself to Nelson Mandela is outrageous. This is the GOP's nominee? Really? No, really?!
Give Rashad Jennings credit for a sense of humor about himself, a lot of guys would have gotten a bruised ego, but he goes and makes lemonade with the whole situation.
Kudos to Rashad. It's important to admit your mistakes and be able to laugh at them and at yourself. And then learn from them. It takes some guts to do that. Thanks RASHAD!
Feel better, Cleto!❤ 🎷 ❤
Rashad!
Yes. Small fists from small hands.
Guillermo as Vanna was very funny 😆
Guillermo in drag is the wholesomeness I didn't know I needed.
Gym wrestled his way in 😂
😂😂😂
Listen! The rat scenario in the beginning of this video…….I’d die 🤣🤣🤣
With all of her screaming,
that poor thing will never escape, safely.
Keep Cool/Stay Calm.
Line-up nuts/cheese/etc. towards
Open door to Outside,
and wait, patiently.
💗
I was wondering what that was.
Well, there's no arguing that Gym embodies republican core values.
I love this Rashad guy, he's super chill. I hope he had fun on this and I hope he knows we've all had brain farts before and nobody's judging him. What an awful time for it to happen, though!
Werd. We all been there, and it sucks whwn it happens. 🤷🏼♂️ ❤
Trump please keep The Great Nelson Mandolin name out your mouth 😡
Now all we need is someone like Mark Milley to slap him Big Willy style.
And he talked about FDR the other day. Comparing himself to FDR. Made me sick to my stomach 😡