Soy Boy Diet Aftermath

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  • @firetarrasque4667
    @firetarrasque4667 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7929

    Conclusion:
    Soy had no noticeable effects on hbomberguy, besides making him more food conscious and turning him into a giraffe.

    • @peppermorrison
      @peppermorrison 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      This comment is deeply underrated

    • @lucy9518
      @lucy9518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      Thanks now I can't stop looking at his neck 😂

    • @kieronirwin1668
      @kieronirwin1668 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@peppermorrison it's top comment.

    • @DrORRB-qm7fl
      @DrORRB-qm7fl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      lol xd meme Actually I checked- it’s something like 10nth highest liked comment so no.

    • @alyssahansen1400
      @alyssahansen1400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@DrORRB-qm7fl
      For me it's second highest. Dunno about likes though.

  • @tobiashagstrom4168
    @tobiashagstrom4168 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10581

    I'm frankly offended he took the effort to translate "stones" into "pounds", but not into kilograms.

    • @sterd1149
      @sterd1149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      English measurements unite!

    • @jameskuukkeli
      @jameskuukkeli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +856

      i know the only scientific measurement and he ignored it like some filthy Yankee

    • @Liquidplasticable
      @Liquidplasticable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      @@jameskuukkeli idk why because I am a filthy yankee, but your comment was really fucking funny.

    • @bryntendo
      @bryntendo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      Lol that bugged me too. I figured he might've guessed that if you're familiar with stone you'd be familiar with kg and vice versa... But nope, just standard metric all the way, weird arbitrary measurements like stone aren't any better than just using pounds lol. At least it's easy to convert from lbs to kgs on the fly. Not super accurately, but 'about half' is usually a good enough ballpark figure. So if he was 180lbs he'd be about 90kg, roughly.

    • @nycbearff
      @nycbearff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      It's always better to be frankly offended than euphemistically offended.

  • @magicalgirl1296
    @magicalgirl1296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4419

    I like how that Davis guy uses "woman" as an insult. What an unpleasant person.

    • @theandromedaeffect979
      @theandromedaeffect979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +335

      Well yeah
      Because women have cooties
      Makes sense to me

    • @quinnmarchese6313
      @quinnmarchese6313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      theres a certain age for boys where getting called a woman goes from insulting to funny, id say around 12

    • @DoodleNoodle129
      @DoodleNoodle129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Imagine being *woman*
      Purely a communist plot created by the Obama administration to take our land and our guns. And they believe in horses.

    • @humanistwriting5477
      @humanistwriting5477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@DoodleNoodle129 Obama/Biden cabal, remeber.
      It's not like any vice president has ever became president before so that is super spooky. OoooO.

    • @sagelebrun4900
      @sagelebrun4900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Little do they know that sometimes I wanna be a woman lmaoo. Also rightwingers have a tendency to make that an "insult".

  • @bananasauz4337
    @bananasauz4337 ปีที่แล้ว +2680

    As someone who used to drink a gallon of cow’s milk each week, in light of now knowing it contains estrogen, I will now be drinking two gallons. I will become the world’s slowest magical girl transformation sequence.

    • @billyrussell7789
      @billyrussell7789 ปีที่แล้ว +337

      new HRT just dropped guys

    • @zahidanpurnama3027
      @zahidanpurnama3027 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      ​@billyrussell7789 im crying cuz im lactose intolerant 😭

    • @billyrussell7789
      @billyrussell7789 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@zahidanpurnama3027 les be honest most of us queers are, the tiddy growing tiddy milk was never a viable plan😔

    • @zahidanpurnama3027
      @zahidanpurnama3027 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@billyrussell7789 i just ordered my first batch of injection hrt tho, so wish me luck 🙏🥺

    • @billyrussell7789
      @billyrussell7789 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zahidanpurnama3027 AHH omg i’m so excited for you, you got thissss🫶🫶🫶

  • @snowboiiii
    @snowboiiii 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3192

    he started the diet as a soyboy, he is now a soyman, proud of u hbo

    • @Malkmusianful
      @Malkmusianful 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      so Harry's a movie TV channel now? has he eaten the HBO satellites?

    • @m.a.924
      @m.a.924 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Its not TV, its...

    • @spawnofmunky
      @spawnofmunky 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      AaaAahhhhhh
      Fighter of the milkman!

    • @youstolemyhandleyoutwat
      @youstolemyhandleyoutwat ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I haven't been interested in that channel since I was 10 year old and I stayed up past my bedtime and found out about pron.

    • @TheMenas123
      @TheMenas123 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      harry bomber office? home bomber office? harry box office?

  • @SovietWomble
    @SovietWomble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9559

    So this video made me curious enough to pickup a carton of soy milk at the supermarket. I don't think I'd ever tasted it before. And you're right. It DOES taste much better than regular milk in coffee.

    • @jamesboyle8283
      @jamesboyle8283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Yah, opinions on almond milk?

    • @flytrapYTP
      @flytrapYTP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +919

      @@jamesboyle8283 It tastes like almonds for some reason.

    • @jamesboyle8283
      @jamesboyle8283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +375

      Anthony holy shit

    • @Glass_Void
      @Glass_Void 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      @@jamesboyle8283 how the fuck do you milk almonds? Do they have tits?

    • @Scanny524
      @Scanny524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      Try oat milk, I put it in my tea and it's great. Creamy and sweet.

  • @MrTubeyTuber
    @MrTubeyTuber 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4028

    This video inspired me to try cooking something with tofu and as it turns out I have a soy allergy that has obliterated my digestive system and I'm blaming it on you personally

    • @Nshane100
      @Nshane100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +319

      He-Man You tell him, He-Man.

    • @fironfiron8843
      @fironfiron8843 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Okinawan do that all the time. 12% of their calories...Just avoid junk food, too much sugar and fats will turn you obese.

    • @Otis_.
      @Otis_. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      you know what they say, you are what you eat

    • @TwelvetreeZ
      @TwelvetreeZ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Feel so bad for laughing, damn thw universe is cruel 😅

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Otis_. ouch

  • @LuizAlexPhoenix
    @LuizAlexPhoenix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    Having too much T also makes beard fall as well in some people. Basically, it means sometimes testosterone makes you bald and "babyfaced", lush beards are not related to T.

    • @adrienneczerni6516
      @adrienneczerni6516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Yeah one of my friends who is FTM trans was really happy that his T levels during hormone therapy were outrageously high but then his face was still smooth until they lowered the dose a bit iirc. It was weird, I didn't know about that before

    • @kaydenl6836
      @kaydenl6836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      That’s bc too much T gets converted back into E in ur body

    • @CallumSk8er
      @CallumSk8er 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@kaydenl6836 yep thats why using steroids can make you grow titties

    • @paisleepunk
      @paisleepunk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@CallumSk8er That helps explain The Golden One's jiggle.

    • @StonerBaer
      @StonerBaer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@kaydenl6836 Can confirm - I'm a Trans Guy, and that's something they tell you about when you start on T. You don't want to take too much, or your body WILL turn it back into E.

  • @mithramusic5909
    @mithramusic5909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5607

    "doctors are really busy right now"
    *Checks date* oh honey no, they were not really busy just yet...

    • @WolfHreda
      @WolfHreda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Right?! 🤣

    • @jamiel6005
      @jamiel6005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      😭

    • @blakemccarthy3414
      @blakemccarthy3414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Oh they didn’t even know the half of it

    • @224Jaman
      @224Jaman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao

    • @Communist-Doge
      @Communist-Doge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Haha, I had the same reaction.

  • @dolphi8945
    @dolphi8945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5909

    "im going to go bald in the next 12-15 minutes" thats the funniest thing a human has said

    • @deanpope3364
      @deanpope3364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Agree

    • @leaffinite2001
      @leaffinite2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      yeah i laugh at that joke every time i watch this

    • @adrienneczerni6516
      @adrienneczerni6516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      And it was almost correct

    • @g.d5731
      @g.d5731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      really

    • @pretty948
      @pretty948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      👱🏻➡️👴🏻

  • @ItWasSaucerShaped
    @ItWasSaucerShaped 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1888

    'It turns out that soy beans are actually just a bean you can eat if you want.'
    M I N D B L O W N O.O

    • @suides4810
      @suides4810 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      noxxi knox shrek debunks that women want goodlooking and rich guys! Its in a movie so its confirmd!

    • @suides4810
      @suides4810 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      noxxi knox I mean if you judge him by that he sure is a great for a family but he isnt all perfect even when you only look at his personality. (But still good enough I think.)
      Haha and yes there are defenetly better looking animated men out there.

    • @ToxicTerrance
      @ToxicTerrance 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did I just stumble into the lamest comment thread ever?

    • @robertstan298
      @robertstan298 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      THIS CHANGES E V E R Y T H I N G

    • @SephonDK
      @SephonDK 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes this was an absolutely great point.

  • @alexreid1173
    @alexreid1173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +914

    As a soy boy (literally a vegan man so), I gotta say that I highly recommend varying your protein sources as much as possible. Soy is great, and a complete protein, but I’m a big fan of beans (especially rice + black beans, also a complete protein), pea protein, wheat protein, etc. as well. There are so many great protein sources! I never worry about how much I’m getting because I always get enough…

    • @ryanweible9090
      @ryanweible9090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      this is also an older video, im just starting out cutting meat, but the beyond/impossible explosion in the last few years really changed the landscape. the stuff actually tastes good out of the box, rather than with significant work

    • @emememememememememe
      @emememememememememe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      here comes Vegan Man, the vegan superhero, and of course his sidekick, Soy Boy

    • @ShizoMoses
      @ShizoMoses 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@emememememememememe I just went vegan and I absolutely am printing that on a t-shirt. If you don't mind, of course. That was brilliant.

    • @emememememememememe
      @emememememememememe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ShizoMoses feel free!

    • @Wackaz
      @Wackaz ปีที่แล้ว +6

      God bless you, fellow vegan. I completely and utterly second all of this brilliant comment!

  • @thesinfultictac5704
    @thesinfultictac5704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2628

    Actually most Milk was never consumed in it's raw state before the 19th century. It was largely consumed as cheese, hence why Europe, North Africa, and West Asia have huge Cheese Cultures...( get it cheese, cultures, Bactria GET IT!?)

    • @tf7602
      @tf7602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I don't get it :/

    • @nouveau_nouveau
      @nouveau_nouveau 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@tf7602 a cheese culture is a bacteria in cheese or something close to that

    • @LeaderOfMetal93
      @LeaderOfMetal93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@tf7602
      *culture*:
      1: the customary beliefs, social forms, and material traits of a racial, religious, or social group
      3: the act or process of cultivating living material (such as bacteria or viruses) in prepared nutrient media
      (source: Merriam-Webster Dictionary)
      You might remember the transparent, circular containers from biology class.

    • @kaitlyn__L
      @kaitlyn__L 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      or milk-based alcohol boiled in a skin and stuff like that!

    • @BrobjeV
      @BrobjeV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Raw milk actually pretty good, tastier than pasteurised.

  • @alistairpage-mcgill2723
    @alistairpage-mcgill2723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3308

    I would like to get "It turns out that soy beans are just a kind of bean, that you can eat" on a T shirt

    • @SebastianSeanCrow
      @SebastianSeanCrow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Alistair Page-McGill SAME

    • @philiphunt-bull5817
      @philiphunt-bull5817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oh my god, I will buy 50 of those.

    • @sundayschoolflunkie3979
      @sundayschoolflunkie3979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Make it a meme.

    • @h4nh90
      @h4nh90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ‘T’ shirt,,, hah

    • @IrvingIV
      @IrvingIV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You can do that right now on customink or any other online tshirt design website

  • @skubber23
    @skubber23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1739

    The funny thing is, all you have to do to make tofu tasty is putting soy sauce on it after frying it

    • @3xfaster
      @3xfaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      skugga soy on soy on soy!

    • @TulilaSalome
      @TulilaSalome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      In any case, unseasoned chicken would also not taste of anything. It seems a stupid argument - tofu is a good ingredient, as it tastes of whatever you want to spice it with. I would recommend smoked tofu though.

    • @TheMrVengeance
      @TheMrVengeance 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@TulilaSalome - On the other hand though, a nice steak grilled medium rare is delicious even without anything put on it. So the argument that _"all meat is processed and without anything on it, it taste of nothing"_ isn't true either.
      My main problem with tofu is texture, not flavour. A "naked" slice of chicken breast is bland, but not unpleasant or off-putting. That's not the same for tofu, in my experience.

    • @TheMrVengeance
      @TheMrVengeance 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Kaveighleen Jacaster - So tofu just materializes out of nowhere onto your plate? That doesn't get "processed".
      More importantly, the OP clearly states "frying" the tofu, so clearly preparation isn't part of "processing".

    • @TheMrVengeance
      @TheMrVengeance 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Kaveighleen Jacaster - So you admit you're just trolling then. Good.

  • @Xcalibus28
    @Xcalibus28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    The "ghost poop" is just you getting the fibre you're supposed to be eating. 25 - 30g of fibre a day is good for you and is the daily recommended in the UK. Your digestion will be on point and gut bacteria will be balanced. Many people don't get this much fibre in their diet and that's why their poo is like sludge.

    • @scottdouglass2
      @scottdouglass2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      To be fair, that's more like a minimum recommendation than how much you should actually be eating.

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Yeah, I boost my fiber by eating a shirt

    • @waxywabbit1247
      @waxywabbit1247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@teathesilkwing7616 Skip the threads yo. Bring out the wood pulp. Throw some truffle oil and salt on the mound and start shoveling.

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@waxywabbit1247 I unfortunately cannot get access to the trees in my area due to the terms in the Treaty of The Beaver-Tea War

    • @anomienormie8126
      @anomienormie8126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I am disturbed that “ghost poop” is odd to these people. I thought that was the default. Gross.

  • @VeganRevolution
    @VeganRevolution 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6502

    He began a boy, he came back a Soyldier

    • @goblinguillaume
      @goblinguillaume 6 ปีที่แล้ว +340

      VeganRevolution more like "He vegan a boy"

    • @VeganRevolution
      @VeganRevolution 6 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Cannot believe I missed that opportunity :|

    • @jasper3706
      @jasper3706 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Guillem Blackfyre It took me a while to realize what you did there... god damn it

    • @VeganRevolution
      @VeganRevolution 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      I have discovered that if I edit comments they sink in the order of appearance on screen - and I am too pathetic to allow that to happen as the validation from all the likes is more important to me than getting a second pun in.

    • @mixmastermind
      @mixmastermind 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He got soy but he's not a soyldier

  • @emilybroderick2421
    @emilybroderick2421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2003

    Watching this and hear him say, "Doctors are really busy right now" and I'm like damn right they are, forgetting this video came out two years ago. So that's where my head is at right now

    • @yourpalfred
      @yourpalfred 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I had this exact experience, pandemic solidarity

    • @TheBeethooven
      @TheBeethooven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Same here, I feel you :(

    • @finerthings4546
      @finerthings4546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Watched it in March 2021, this is still true, sadly.

    • @hotfishdev
      @hotfishdev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      August 2021, I had to check when the video came out after he said that because same

    • @alexalbuquerquerodriguesal108
      @alexalbuquerquerodriguesal108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep, any minute now, any minute now, one day this pandemic will end, well at least outside of my country, It's lovely to have the most incompetent president in the whole history of Brazil.
      Fun times over here.

  • @fabricante3905
    @fabricante3905 6 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    >not using kilograms

    • @kazerniel
      @kazerniel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Same here! "Oh good, he converts the weight... to wtfpounds, come on, use the metric system!" Had to google convert it because as a filthy immigrant I don't do either pounds or stones D:

    • @philippj5711
      @philippj5711 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Glad I finally found the anti-imperial alliance.

    • @TheOneGreat
      @TheOneGreat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Count me in. lol
      It's funny. Even in England, once you work in a hospital, everything is converted to the Metric System (since it's clearly easier to use).

    • @CloppingIsMyThing
      @CloppingIsMyThing 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Payadopa
      anything that needs precise measurements uses the Metric System, its almost like its better or somthing

    • @sofia.eris.bauhaus
      @sofia.eris.bauhaus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      on the plus side, they have a unit called "stone". :D

  • @Tera_totally
    @Tera_totally 2 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    When he pointed out that meat is processed and flavored, it made me think it's really fucking weird that people make fun of vegan alternatives to meat because they're "just vegetables with meat flavor" lol
    Also yes I'm revisiting this video

    • @verybarebones
      @verybarebones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Thats kind of an american thing tho, processed X with flavors and preservatives so it lasts forever or whatever. I have a classmate claim that cooked burgers in usa are still safe to eat after a day or two out in room temperature. That isnt normal.

    • @Daedalus117
      @Daedalus117 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@verybarebones a day or two? Anything's possible, but that seems pretty unlikely.

    • @Daedalus117
      @Daedalus117 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Things like sausage and bacon are flavored obviously, but if you buy a steak at a supermarket, it's not gonna be flavored. He's wrong in that unprocessed meat does have a flavor and it ain't bad. Like I've had fish that I caught myself and it tasted great. Tastes better with a bit of salt though.
      The nice thing about soy is that since the flavor is so mild, and it's all spongy, it pretty much just takes on the flavor of whatever sauce you put on it

    • @Vulgarth1
      @Vulgarth1 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Daedalus117 Mhm, it's probably the most straight-up *wrong* thing HBomb has said, in the sense that it's just plain not true. But hey, that's what happens when you don't examine your own prejudices while debunking others. To be fair to him though, meat is not really what the experiment was about.

    • @Daedalus117
      @Daedalus117 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Vulgarth1 it sounds believable if you've never had unprocessed meat before, I guess

  • @ralphthemoviemaker
    @ralphthemoviemaker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4199

    Yo talk about more food shit. I loved that stuff

    • @hbomberguy
      @hbomberguy  6 ปีที่แล้ว +682

      Thanks!!

    • @aggregateanalysis6210
      @aggregateanalysis6210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      I know the content the two of you create is not entirely similar, but if you collaborated it would be amazing.

    • @fuckenps3
      @fuckenps3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Watch 'What the Health'
      ????
      PROFIT!

    • @crovile9732
      @crovile9732 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      R E L E A S E T H E S O Y

    • @yaeli_i_guess
      @yaeli_i_guess 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WatcherWorks lol

  • @grayson0916
    @grayson0916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    9:13 the fact that he literally had no difference other than the weird ass tan has got to be the funniest shit I’ve seen in a minute

    • @obviouslymatt6452
      @obviouslymatt6452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      h

    • @morriscolenbrander1395
      @morriscolenbrander1395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@obviouslymatt6452 bomberguy

    • @samtorr3947
      @samtorr3947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      It still puzzles me why he turned bright red. I think they tried to do the usual weight loss model tactic if eating a bunch of bread and foods that generally bloat you whilst taking on as much fluid as possible then in the 2nd photo deprive his body of water and have a good workout beforehand but because he isn't in great shape he just looks 1 step from death. His eyes are barely even open FFS.

    • @bandamani
      @bandamani 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@samtorr3947 maybe he was flexing extremely intensely

  • @friend_qqqqq3709
    @friend_qqqqq3709 6 ปีที่แล้ว +894

    at first i thought the "i weigh X stone" thing was one of those sarcastic throwaway lines but then i googled it and that is actually what british people use to weigh themselves i had no idea

    • @drewjohn6721
      @drewjohn6721 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Friend_Qqqqq You...........what? 😜

    • @kittaylor5752
      @kittaylor5752 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      We do sometimes use both pounds and kg, depending on the context. Doctors usually use metric measurements. But yeah, I was always taught as a kid to keep track of my weight in stone. It's taken years of living outside the UK to adjust to other measurements.

    • @bennolee348
      @bennolee348 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      1800s
      >considers themselves the height of civilization
      >Weighs themselves with fucking stones

    • @SixtySecondYoga
      @SixtySecondYoga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Weighing yourself in stone makes more sense than weighing yourself in pounds

    • @comradegarrett1202
      @comradegarrett1202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "we don't use pounds" they just use a weird multiple of pounds

  • @leehazlewoodism
    @leehazlewoodism 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Out of context I genuinely can't tell if the Alex Jones before/after pictures are supposed to show a positive or negative change. Besides going red and growing some body hair in the second pic he looks largely the same.
    Equally revolting in both.

    • @leon6777
      @leon6777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      He looks wider than should be possible for any human

    • @theDENIMMAN
      @theDENIMMAN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@leon6777 yeah like he's wide but not in a fat way if that makes sense
      Like...he is just abnormally wide

    • @OriginalDonutposse
      @OriginalDonutposse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Body shaming is wrong, even for Alex Jones. There’s just so many other things about him to deplore, anyway.

    • @eeeyrie
      @eeeyrie 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@OriginalDonutpossetrue but he's literally trying to convince you in that picture

  • @eazy8579
    @eazy8579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    As a HEMA enthusiast, I have to say that Davis's edge alignment when hey that melon is just terrible. A Rhinelander is a decent sword but has a terrible edge (as is typical with Hanwei swords, due to local regulations on sword manufacture, and most of the ones I own or owned had blunt edges, and had to be sharpen by the store), though it isn't hard to sharpen, and given how clean the cut started, it's likely this is what he did, and yet that melon just seemed to shatter after the first two inches or so, and if you slow it down you can see why. His edge alignment is just awful, and you can tell the sword is changing is path in the melon. Sorry, this is pretty unrelated, but I felt like I needed get it out there
    Edit: I should also point out that you shouldn't use fruit to test cut, because they are easy to cut, even with a dull blade, so his screw up is even more sad.

    • @sprightlyoaf9583
      @sprightlyoaf9583 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      God I appreciate how completely this helps decimate the guy from all sides

    • @jeremymcadams7743
      @jeremymcadams7743 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I appreciate that you commented on that cuz I noticed it was garbage as well

    • @tomgann9383
      @tomgann9383 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t know anything about swords, but I can pretty confidently say he looked like an un-athletic bitch (to use his choice of word) during that swing. I’m really not surprised though. After all, did anyone really believe a teenaged Davis was some alpha-male super athlete who was banging all the cheerleaders? No, he was playing Magic the Gathering and pissing his pants.

    • @ShitkidOfJamrock
      @ShitkidOfJamrock ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I remember taking a slow motion video of me cutting a pumpkin in half with a decorational American revolution sword, and also my weak chemist arms
      Cut that thing cleanly in half despite having like an 18° edge that wasn't really even sharpened, so a cantaloupe isn't really deserving of a slow head turn towards the camera

    • @oscaranderson5719
      @oscaranderson5719 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      just in case anyone’s still worried this man might accidentally be doing anything right, he also swings that thing like it’s his first time at bat instead of anything approaching proper cut technique. dude bought a dangerous weapon and decided to swing it around with literally zero prior research on how to use it.

  • @PhilosophyTube
    @PhilosophyTube 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1271

    Let's hit the gym together buddy!

    • @Moscato_Moscato
      @Moscato_Moscato 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Philosophy Tube call up Shaun as well!!

    • @yvette4948
      @yvette4948 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Oh boy. I can already see the fanfics that will come out of this.

    • @PristianoPenaldoSUIIII
      @PristianoPenaldoSUIIII 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yvette Is that a dejected "oh boy", or an excited "oh boy"?

    • @Skelloween
      @Skelloween 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Can I come? I can teach you how to squat. It's also the best way to shit!

    • @upchuckles243
      @upchuckles243 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This sounds like a scene in a rom com.

  • @BostonDanceParty
    @BostonDanceParty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    To be fair 'some kind of fungus and also egg albumin' also describes a mushroom omelette.

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think I'll stick to ombumins. Mushrooms have always kinda unnerved me.

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gross

    • @heinoustentacles5719
      @heinoustentacles5719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RAFMnBgaming same here
      Apparently it's a real phobia
      Mycophobia

  • @runedudez
    @runedudez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    "We don't do pounds here" Oh yeah? Then how much did you pay for that soymilk?

  • @kahvikone
    @kahvikone 6 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    I'm a man of the metric system and I feel left out and have no idea what the weights actually are.

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 6 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      kahvikone I honestly thought he was joking about the stones, but then I realized he was for real and I felt like I was watching someone raised by lunatics.

    • @nickslayer4368
      @nickslayer4368 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      I feel you my kilogram brother

    • @bacicinvatteneaca
      @bacicinvatteneaca 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      We call it the international system, not the metric system.

    • @bstmeg5237
      @bstmeg5237 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Google

    • @Ricardo-fv2qi
      @Ricardo-fv2qi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same here, it helps me remembering that I had a computer table that could only support 100 pounds or 45 kilograms so...

  • @weardrake
    @weardrake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    "As it turns out, soy is just a kind of bean you can eat"
    It's amazing that there are so many misconceptions on the internet that, for many people, this is a revelation so huge they can't even accept it.

    • @Wackaz
      @Wackaz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And one look at East Asia - the subcontinent of the world with the largest consumption of soy PER capita - and you see the slimmest, least man boob population, least overweight and obese, most healthy, longest living and conventionally intelligent people on earth, yet still somehow people believe soy causes defects and problems for men. It is absurd how wilfully ignorant people on the internet are, but hey, I guess you can blame their bacon and sausage based diets for that; too much mammalian cholesterol and not enough natural cholesterol in the brain.

  • @alexandercorbeill4765
    @alexandercorbeill4765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    My mom was really obsessed with my health and what I ate for most of my life. She was under the impression that soy skyrockets estrogen levels in the body. My dad took me to a probiotic enthusiast acupuncture doctor almost every week.
    So.... I dunno if ya wanna dig the goldmine of food-science, I’d love to hear what you have to say about supplements and how they affect the culture of dieting...

    • @Robstafarian
      @Robstafarian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Understanding nutritional supplements is pretty simple: if you need more of a nutrient, then a nutritional supplement will help you if it is both bio-available and digestible. Bio-availability is where the complexity lives, though determining which nutrients you need more of and why you need more is pretty fucking far from simple. The point regarding digestion probably bears some explanation as well, in that getting more of a nutrient where it is needed is not as simple as swallowing a pill (thanks to structures like the blood-brain barrier).

    • @Endeva09
      @Endeva09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      A “probiotic enthusiast acupuncture doctor” just makes me visualise Edward Scissorhands for some reason lol

    • @Mochachocakon
      @Mochachocakon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      "Soy sky rockets estrogen levels"
      Meanwhile Asia: "...?"

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Mochachocakon **Insert racist comment about Asian guys being really feminine here**
      Fucking hate that shit

    • @tylershadwick7751
      @tylershadwick7751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds like you had a good mother.

  • @Desertedhail
    @Desertedhail 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +144

    Wow Tommy talerico really committed to his veganism experiment! I’m sure his mother is very proud

  • @TheFinalRocket
    @TheFinalRocket 6 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    "That's why I'm gonna go bald in the next 12-15 minutes"
    im dead

  • @owyn5376
    @owyn5376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    I dont know what it is, but when he wears the blue blazer it makes his neck look a lot longer. There must be a scientific explination.

    • @undeadMonk
      @undeadMonk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      It covers up the slope of his shoulders joining his neck. That's it. That's the breakthrough.

    • @rolle820
      @rolle820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This is why shirt collars usually are a good idea

    • @owyn5376
      @owyn5376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@undeadMonk Riveting

    • @undeadMonk
      @undeadMonk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@owyn5376 It must be, it took you eight months to read the whole thing

    • @Reverend_Salem
      @Reverend_Salem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@undeadMonk that and the black v neck shirt

  • @melteddali8000
    @melteddali8000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    Please make more niche weird subject videos

    • @duffman18
      @duffman18 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes please hbomberguy. Also, for the keto diet thing, read the book Good Calories Bad Calories by Gary Taubes. Not because I believe it or don't believe it, but because everything in it is sourced with scientific studies and so I'd love to see someone smart actually go through it and check whether the methods are faulty or whatever. A keto diet made me lose 10 stone and also my blood tests show my liver and heart and blood pressure and cholesterol are all way better than they were before the diet. However, my experience is anecdotal. All I want to do is learn and I'm open to the keto thing being wrong if you can demonstrate it in your hbomberguy way. Theres a metric fuckton of sources and just pages in general of the book, it's a big hefty thing, so perhaps it might be too long of a thing just for a video to read, but it's interesting anyway since half the book delves into US politics around nutrition and how it's all fucky

    • @lieschenmuller6629
      @lieschenmuller6629 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes please

    • @arfirik
      @arfirik 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      no what the fuck
      i subscribed on this dude for his game revieves and now he's doing some alt-right liberal or whatever idk shit and soy diets????
      the fuck?

    • @duffman18
      @duffman18 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Андрей Бутурлин He's always done that along with game reviews. It's nothing new. Maybe if you actually check his previous videos before making a comment like that

    • @Mewobiba
      @Mewobiba 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Heck I'd say a lot of his game reviews/analyses are quite obviously influenced by his worldview and political analysis. For the better.

  • @lucidaxe
    @lucidaxe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    "I tend to fluctuate between... 11 and 12 stone. Which is like..."
    Oh, thank god, he's going to convert it to something comprehensible and logical like kilograms.
    "... 160 to 180 pounds...?" *shows that his conversion capabilities into yet another nebulous measurement is mildly incorrect*
    God damn it.

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @Ellie Bush its the stuff under the dirt, also called rock

    • @zacharyheine4177
      @zacharyheine4177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I’m an American, and sometimes it’s nice to be reminded that our imperial system comes from an even more obtuse imperial system that England used to use

    • @aviaviavian
      @aviaviavian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Ellie Bush stone is a measure of weight that they used to use, before they switched to metric. 1 stone is 14lbs, and 6.35kg.

    • @SongokuJidai
      @SongokuJidai 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      For anyone still wondering 11-12 stone ranges roughly 70-75kgs.

  • @MoiderahOfVideos
    @MoiderahOfVideos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1931

    oh my god davis actually left a hilariously sexist and embarrassing comment on your last video
    that's actually kind of amazing

    • @athelstaneofconingsburgh
      @athelstaneofconingsburgh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      David "Kane" Aurini is actually an active commenter, it's just that no one notices or cares

    • @thisnameiscool1232
      @thisnameiscool1232 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I cant find it anywhere, what does it say? lol

    • @danielsmith8530
      @danielsmith8530 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      2:44 in this video

    • @thisnameiscool1232
      @thisnameiscool1232 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh right thanks, my bad I hadn't watched the video

    • @SunflowerSocialist
      @SunflowerSocialist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He’s still around?

  • @ShinoSarna
    @ShinoSarna 6 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    3:40 Honestly, that 'sword review' was hilarious because this was like, the worst cut I have ever seen in my life. I'm surprised that he even cut that squash all the way through, considering he pushed the box the the side. Where did he learn his sword techniques, anime?
    ... Actually that's probably true now that I think of it...

    • @Arbmosal
      @Arbmosal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      He did not study the blade

    • @aazhie
      @aazhie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sometimes an idiot can make an expensive instrument make a good sound or two. Doesn't make him Beethoven, though some of his idiot followers may claim as such XD

    • @ralphjosephacobo8014
      @ralphjosephacobo8014 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can't seem to find this David guy on TH-cam

    • @PCLHH
      @PCLHH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah he swings it like a cricketbat. the cringe.

    • @jaymiddleton1782
      @jaymiddleton1782 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      aazhie even a stopped watch is right twice a day.

  • @ЦзинКэ-ы5х
    @ЦзинКэ-ы5х 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2781

    _>stones_
    _>pounds_
    Jesus Christ, what a barbarian.

    • @HDSQ
      @HDSQ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Yeah we need metric

    • @sundayschoolflunkie3979
      @sundayschoolflunkie3979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Metric for the win.

    • @Haispawner
      @Haispawner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      _Käytä nyt niitä vitun metrejä perkele._

    • @itzakhywell7668
      @itzakhywell7668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      154-168lbs = 70-76kg btw

    • @deltapredatorr5111
      @deltapredatorr5111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Us upperclassmen use kilograms

  • @shawnsorbom8907
    @shawnsorbom8907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Frantically scrolls to see if Davis Aurini commented.

    • @notrod5341
      @notrod5341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Alas, youtube struck down his channel because he got too close to the truth.

    • @rambles2727
      @rambles2727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@notrod5341 what was the truth?

    • @notrod5341
      @notrod5341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@rambles2727 idk. All women are secretly two Hitlers or something.
      He said a lot of bannable shit

    • @arizonagreenbee
      @arizonagreenbee 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@rambles2727 hbomber is a leftoid woman, apparently

    • @snaifhassnan6348
      @snaifhassnan6348 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Uh; the feminazi woke world order [no whites; no alphas; no good ones like him{non-racist non-magician Aavis Druni}; gamergate?; Harilton Simbltons world order [he is now a dominatrix I think] uh uh uh uh uh uh uh Calataral Marxsim and socialituism and anty-Palgrrism

  • @cjr4908
    @cjr4908 6 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    the real soy boy diet was the lessons we learned along the way

    • @C.O.R.E_Supermacy
      @C.O.R.E_Supermacy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CJ R. I know it's a cleché, but I love your Ruby profile pic :)

    • @cjr4908
      @cjr4908 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I believe you will find that that is Tom, my dude. :)

  • @anastasiacline6159
    @anastasiacline6159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    You had a diet that was similar to mine - I ate mostly only vegetables. I stopped that diet and refuse to eat any weird diet now because I started passing out randomly. The worst was when I passed out during an aerodynamics class and didn't have enough time to finish the exam. I went to doctors worried something was terribly wrong and they told me passing out randomly is normal. Uh... Went to a gym that was doing a body fat study with those water-dunk-super-acurate-body-fat-calculators I was close to 14% body fat and the fitness coaches told me 13% is about when women start having adverse issues such as organ failure. Needless to say I gained weight so I could actually finish my degree in Aerospace.

    • @VictoriaOwlCat
      @VictoriaOwlCat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Anastasia Cline
      Congratulations on finishing your degree!

    • @SebastianSeanCrow
      @SebastianSeanCrow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Anastasia Cline passing out randomly doesn’t sound normal imo

    • @zoeredadams
      @zoeredadams 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lol when I randomly passed out the doctor told me to eat more crisps, for the salt.

    • @funkyfranx
      @funkyfranx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That’s not at all like the diet he was doing- he was eating a lot of processed food high in fat and calories while you were virtually STARVING yourself. Of COURSE eating nothing but vegetables is going to leave you with no energy, I can’t imagine how few calories you must have been consuming per day.

    • @cold_ay_
      @cold_ay_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @Toothless I think she was talking about the diet he mentions he used to be on at 1:00 to 1:48 or so, of just eating select fruits and vegetables and getting exhausted after eating anything else, rather than the main segment of the vid

  • @salokin3087
    @salokin3087 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1357

    The criticisms of your soy videos were hilarious “we made up these conspiracies as a joke lol, triggered???”

    • @Mantonization
      @Mantonization 6 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      Yep. It's Schrodinger's Douchebag in action

    • @miserychickadee
      @miserychickadee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      “we made up these conspiracies as a joke lol, triggered”
      Nice to see the "I was only pretending to be retarded" meme is alive and well.

    • @suicide6390
      @suicide6390 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      considering most people who made that joke already know that milk has more estrogen in it than soy, because a lot of them are body builders, despite the whole "lmao mom's basement xDD" thing, they still work out.
      wew.

    • @four-en-tee
      @four-en-tee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Granted, idiots on both sides of the political spectrum will do this when backed into a corner.
      I may be a libertarian and republican, but the shit that the alt right says is fucking hilarious.

    • @NeverTriedHardEnough
      @NeverTriedHardEnough 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Ya'll love to circle jerk, "yeah bro nobody but us has good arguments!! *strokes eachother's cocks*" jesus the political landscape is terrible right now

  • @kamilareeder1493
    @kamilareeder1493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    I work as a personal trainer xD and I have to argue with men about soy almost every day . Im glad someone agrees with me 👀 maybe if I show them this video they'll agree with you lol
    Also, frying tofu so that its crispy and eating it w thai peanut sauce is 🔥

    • @danopticon
      @danopticon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      OMG, pressing tofu for a day to squeeze most of its moisture out, cutting it into 1/2”-thick triangular slices, then broiling it with lemon and curry powder or other yummy goodness … ahhh, heaven!!
      Also, I can’t believe people take the whole “soy is feminizing” nonsense literally! I thought it was just a lazy insult. People really think soy will have some adverse effect on them!?? Did everyone skip 101 Bio in school?!?

    • @TheJohnreeves
      @TheJohnreeves 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@danopticon What firmness do either of you use for these ideas? I always get extra firm, but I'm still learning how to use tofu.

    • @danopticon
      @danopticon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @John Reeves - Firm or extra-firm! (I’ll use the softer/silky tofus mostly for things like smoothies.) Hope that helps.

    • @chilly456
      @chilly456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thai peanut sauce is divine

  • @Katie-rq7bv
    @Katie-rq7bv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    PLEASE talk about all the wack pseudo science in nutritionism and the crazy fad diets it’s so interesting and not enough people know about it

    • @1TW1-m5i
      @1TW1-m5i 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes, that I would watch.

    • @HessianHunter
      @HessianHunter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      People are hungry for a secret bullet to suddenly feel better and look hotter but every nutritionist I've seen that isn't trying to sell me something says the same thing - eat a diverse diet with lots of vegetables and lean protein, don't overdo it on the sugar, and don't overeat just because it's on your plate or you're bored. Obviously if you have specific needs because of whatever your body has going on, do that. For any typical person, whatever fits that mold and that you actually enjoy eating is the best diet for you.

    • @KaminaManifesto
      @KaminaManifesto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Here very late,but Shredded Sports Science is a great channel that does this

    • @actuallyapathy
      @actuallyapathy ปีที่แล้ว

      maintainence phase is also a great podcast abt that

  • @myopinionsarefacts
    @myopinionsarefacts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1005

    My testosterone levels are very healthy for a guy, the problem is I'm not one

    • @DisruptiveHarmony
      @DisruptiveHarmony 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      my opinions are facts I'm a guy with lower testosterone level. I've been to a doctor about it because i always used to feel tired etc. But he did nothing about it. Just told me to exercise etc. I would really like to actually experience how people who are priviledge with enough testosterone feel so strong and motivated and full of energy. You see my testosterone is so low, even when the doctor was reading the result in my face, i could not ask him to prescribe me some testosterone, i just said alright thank you and bye. If i had plenty of testosterone, it would have probably gone like, give me some more and get angry.

    • @myopinionsarefacts
      @myopinionsarefacts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Vyas Chady I think that people have a tendency to claim that whatever they don't have will makes them a better person. It's a dangerous trap to fall in to, and I hope that you haven't

    • @zyrxom
      @zyrxom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Vyas Chady I heard doing squats and dead lifts help with testosterone levels

    • @nananana8846
      @nananana8846 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Testosterone made me depressed..

    • @nefelpitou
      @nefelpitou 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      PCOS (which is what I believe is the most common cause/syndrome asscosiated with elevated testosterone in women) is like really not fun. It can cause extremely painful periods, infertility, diabetes, cancer, acne, hirstutism etc. While for some people (particularly those who don't want children) it can have reletively benign symptoms for a lot of people that have it, it can be extremely bad. And that isnt even counting mood disorders, depression, and other mental health issues that can be associated with it. Its definately not enviable.

  • @Crafty420
    @Crafty420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    I love that instead of just putting the camera down and weighing himself again he finds a separate scale and weighs the camera to subtract from his previous attempt lol

    • @SaeedMSR
      @SaeedMSR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      My thought exactly.... smart people tend to have a brain-farts sometimes! 😁
      I say that with love and respect to Harry.

    • @СимонЦанков
      @СимонЦанков ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he probably did it to have it proven on camera

    • @emmakane6848
      @emmakane6848 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But if he did it to be proven on camera he could’ve set it up to show the scale while he was on it, or not have to get another one to show the camera weight.

    • @rdaveylusk
      @rdaveylusk ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought it was to be funny

  • @aeolia80
    @aeolia80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    You know I've often wondered what the big deal was about a high soy diet, I was raised like that, lots of tofu, soy milk, and meat (we weren't really a vegetarian family), and then I moved to Korea as an adult and lived there for several years, and their diet was the same or more soy than what I was raised with, and no problems, heck one of my favorite things to eat in Korea was mapadubu (Korean version of mapo tofu) and it has both beef and tofu in it, hahaha, ooooh, and kongguksu, it's a cold noodle dish with freshly made soy milk with the bean bits still in it. I do have to preface that the only soy products we ate at home and in Korea were whole soy beans (edamame), soy milk, and tofu, and a little soy bean oil. But yeah, I never understood the anti-soy rhetoric, nor did I personally know anyone with a sensitivity to it. I mean maybe I was just in a bubble, who knows

  • @expertdubs
    @expertdubs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1953

    "turns out soybeans....are...just a kind of bean....that you can eat"
    aaaaaand I woke up my girlfriend with laughter

    • @sickomode2761
      @sickomode2761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      NaruZap that wasn’t that funny

    • @NIHIL_EGO
      @NIHIL_EGO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@sickomode2761 What is funny or not can change from an individual to another.

    • @quantumblurrr
      @quantumblurrr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really? Wow

    • @quantumblurrr
      @quantumblurrr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@NIHIL_EGO And some things are so bland that it's cringey to see others find it hilarious.

    • @NIHIL_EGO
      @NIHIL_EGO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@quantumblurrr That's great for you queen.

  • @drbrashear5474
    @drbrashear5474 6 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Why have Frosty the Snowman when you can have Lefty the Soyboy?

    • @Acreedah
      @Acreedah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      is this a joke

    • @drbrashear5474
      @drbrashear5474 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Jimmius
      It is indeed a joke. Long live the soyboys.

    • @iiroaro808
      @iiroaro808 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lefty the Soy Boy
      Was an angry commie soul,
      With sarcastic wit and sharp edit tricks
      And too much testosterone
      Cultural Marxism is a fairy tale, he'd say,
      In his videos
      But the right wing knows
      How Jews will control all one day

    • @mannythelazyguy6529
      @mannythelazyguy6529 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      amazing XD

    • @knobwobble
      @knobwobble 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Iiro Aro fuckin masterpiece you've cooked up here

  • @1Heirborn
    @1Heirborn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I hate that ignorance and punching down are such big parts of masculinity. Like isn't that the opposite of confidence?

    • @xinic5
      @xinic5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Seriously. These "alphas" as they call them selves challenge "betas" or "soyboys" or "cucks" to act superior. But real alphas in other species challenge the leaders and other alphas. Those they feel are truly a challenge to be beaten and prove their "alpha" qualities.

    • @nerdpharo3299
      @nerdpharo3299 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      thats basically the basis for pretty much all those right wing nuts . spew random shit that sounds smart and then shit talk anyone who actually calls your bs out to look "tough" , just like in middle school which explains why they cant even do basic research .

    • @1Heirborn
      @1Heirborn 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      sam salem agreed, but calling them "nuts" will only add fuel to the fire.

  • @christophertstone
    @christophertstone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "Ghost Poop" is when you go, and it goes down the drain on it's own, so you're not sure if you really pooped or just imagined it.
    "Clean Getaway" is when you go, and it comes out in one solid, contiguous piece, and it turns out you didn't have to wipe.

  • @melteddali8000
    @melteddali8000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Davis Aurini please respond

    • @ImpendingRiot83
      @ImpendingRiot83 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And then go on Chapo and/or Cum Town afterwards

    • @Cooldrew100
      @Cooldrew100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      davis aurini respond binch

    • @macgeek2004
      @macgeek2004 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      +melted dali Are you implying that +Davis Aurini is an “academic???” O_O

    • @melteddali8000
      @melteddali8000 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      macgeek2004 why the fuck would I ever try to insinuate that

  • @mxar2074
    @mxar2074 6 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish. Jk I love soy milk, it has a naturally sweet taste to it

    • @riley8385
      @riley8385 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Underrated joke.

    • @transporter78213
      @transporter78213 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Soy leche. Soy milk is bastardized spanglish.

    • @charlx8979
      @charlx8979 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Naturally" and then i look at the soy milk brands in the store, full of added sugar
      I mean nothing against sugar, but it needs the extra sugar to be sweet

    • @pentapa3923
      @pentapa3923 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It doesn't need sugar to taste sweet. You just have to avoid the ones that add sugar.

    • @mxar2074
      @mxar2074 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      charl X no not really, it tastes sweeter than regular milk. I only buy soy milk with no added sugar or sweetener.

  • @ThreeArrows
    @ThreeArrows 6 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    Holy shit, did I miss Davis Aurini.

  • @annabeinglazy5580
    @annabeinglazy5580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    My favorite about the whole "Mock meats are heavily processed stay away" is exactly that. Most meat products ARE heavily processed. Im German, sausages are everywhere, as are patès.
    How is a soy sausauge more processed than blendend meat with Spice Mix and additives to make it pretty 😅. These days even in artificial skin because plenty of people have decided that meat in Natural sausage skin (aka intestines) is disgusting.
    So unless the Person only eats unflavored Steak I call bs on that Statement. And i dont even particularly Like Mock meats, i prefer beans and Tofu as a Protein source because i can Control the flavours there, lol.

    • @emmakane6848
      @emmakane6848 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When people say they want to avoid unprocessed things they don’t mean unflavored meat, they mean meat that they can flavor themselves or that it is ONLY being flavored, with no preservatives. Which is very rare to nonexistent compared to relatively unprocessed soy, with maybe a bit too much salt.

  • @eclectic-kitty
    @eclectic-kitty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +917

    Your neck seems real long in this video...

    • @queenanacaona8531
      @queenanacaona8531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Long boii

    • @lillieampurra
      @lillieampurra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      soy turns you into candace from phineas and ferb

    • @VenomRaven
      @VenomRaven 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Isnt it wonderful?

    • @theocean1973
      @theocean1973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Now I can’t unsee it!
      I think it gets longer with every video!

    • @PCLHH
      @PCLHH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Its the SOY!

  • @vivimannimarcos125
    @vivimannimarcos125 6 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    we're losing you, hbomb. in a couple months you'll open your videos by flexing aggressively at the camera like the golden one

    • @bluekirara
      @bluekirara 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Weronika Bober I would love to see his ironic descent into brodom.

    • @coldengrey12
      @coldengrey12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      "It's your dude, H. Bromberguy, pwning the liberals once again with my massive bod." lol

    • @ArcMedicalResearch
      @ArcMedicalResearch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      and then it shall be WE who are the beh-tas

    • @Lurdiak
      @Lurdiak 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I'd make a gif of the Golden one jiggling his pecs with Hbomb's head superimposed, but I don't actually want to have to see that.

    • @Lowfork
      @Lowfork 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ''Look at this beautiful, jyoung man becoming more masculine and being more proud of his country every day. Take that beh-tas!''

  • @SploogiezlDerp
    @SploogiezlDerp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2753

    11:02
    "Milk is full of estrogen"
    Me, a trans girl: *runs to the fridge*

    • @Schnokers
      @Schnokers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +508

      DONT YOU'LL TURN INTO A COW!

    • @SploogiezlDerp
      @SploogiezlDerp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +659

      @@Schnokers M O O

    • @DatDudeDylan76
      @DatDudeDylan76 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      same af

    • @jaymiddleton1782
      @jaymiddleton1782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      James Parker any sentient being with self-awareness can recognise it’s morally unjustifiable to needlessly exploit other sentient beings.

    • @SnoFitzroy
      @SnoFitzroy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Chug that E gurl!!!

  • @HessianHunter
    @HessianHunter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Pressing the water out like suggested is only necessary if you're treating tofu like meat, where you're grilling or frying it in strips. You might be able to find "Japanese style" tofu at your local grocer that's very firm and meant for stuff like that, no pressing required. However, if you want to embrace tofu's lovely silky squishiness, try eating it in some soup or a dish like mapo tofu. Most Chinese restaurants in the west offer vegetarian mapo tofu but traditionally it has ground beef bc Chinese cuisine doesn't treat tofu as a replacement for meat - instead it's its own thing, a bit like if eggs weren't so strongly tied to being a breakfast food.

  • @ghoulish6125
    @ghoulish6125 6 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    Your transition is complete and you are beautiful.

  • @Anghellik9
    @Anghellik9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +716

    Wait... You lost 20 pounds in one month just eating soy?
    Brb, buying soy.

    • @Ugly_German_Truths
      @Ugly_German_Truths 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      veggies get you sated faster and are harder to digest meaning the same size of meals leads to less calories metabolized by your body (with certain exceptions like sugar even in some "processed" forms like honey... although even very "sweet" apples or cherries are less unhealthy than any sweets....) so sure, if you replace most your meat and other animal produce intake (milk, cheese, eggs) with soy and other veggies you will lose weight...
      The biggest danger is that if you do so for longer the body gets used to getting less calories from its work in "digesting" so that you on the long term simply eat more and start gaining weight again.

    • @JogenMogen
      @JogenMogen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Just count your calories and don’t eat more than your limit, it’s easy really

    • @andrewnovak1390
      @andrewnovak1390 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same lmao

    • @696190
      @696190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      two months, actually

    • @BaldingClamydia
      @BaldingClamydia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hey be careful, most people aren't supposed to lose more than 1-2 pounds a week (Google your own equivalent 😆). If you drop weight too quickly it just comes back later, and that's bad for your body.

  • @explosion9815
    @explosion9815 6 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    i first found this channel for a bloodborne video, and now i watch 20 minute videos on soy diets.

    • @cthulhuhoops
      @cthulhuhoops 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      EXplosion981 same.

    • @occams_blazer
      @occams_blazer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yo, me too

    • @kommi7658
      @kommi7658 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SAME

    • @ThatGirlWithTheCoffee
      @ThatGirlWithTheCoffee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I came to the channel for Fallout 3 content, and stayed for the tasty SOYBOYPROPOGANDA

    • @beepot2764
      @beepot2764 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      EXplosion981 me too!

  • @heartlessmushroom
    @heartlessmushroom 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    I come from the future, soy made hbomberguy so unmanly he grew a beard and developed male-pattern baldness.

  • @WhiteCollarCrimeDNB
    @WhiteCollarCrimeDNB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    Tofu is just Soy Mozzarella.
    Prove me wrong.

    • @jaymiddleton1782
      @jaymiddleton1782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Richard Desjardin more like soy halloumi to be honest. It fries instead of melting.

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@jaymiddleton1782 or paneer.

    • @billyscott2041
      @billyscott2041 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It's not stretchy you wanker

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@billyscott2041 If it was wanking would be quite difficult...

    • @missstripedsocks
      @missstripedsocks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      only if you're white

  • @InstallaFriend
    @InstallaFriend 6 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    slightly microwaved cypher from the matrix

    • @streeterville773
      @streeterville773 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      John Waters??

    • @nathancrockett82
      @nathancrockett82 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      is it 2008? are we doing the thing where the top comment is just a funny line from the 5 minute video we just watched.

    • @filthyoldman
      @filthyoldman 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Install a Fr

  • @papagrande7448
    @papagrande7448 6 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    Your neck increased in length everytime you ate soy products.

    • @Atrobar
      @Atrobar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Soon he will ascend.

    • @Tomm3HB34r
      @Tomm3HB34r 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nah, he just lost weight. o.O;

    • @bruheffect6335
      @bruheffect6335 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jay See Thats a bit rude

    • @shadowpoet4398
      @shadowpoet4398 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't you mean a bit... SOY MEAN?

    • @firetarrasque4667
      @firetarrasque4667 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's because the soy was laced with giraffe DNA.

  • @IsabellaAAH
    @IsabellaAAH ปีที่แล้ว +19

    3:32 As a former blacksmith (it’s complicated) swords are a neat hobby and totally valid but they are NOT a way to prove your masculinity. It is a nerd hobby. It is a hobby a random, nerdy teenage trans women can break into and fit in. Quite being pretentious about it

    • @BimpytheWimpyShrimpy
      @BimpytheWimpyShrimpy ปีที่แล้ว

      As much as I detest people trying to be "butch" by posing with a sword, I likewise detest Harry's ridicule of people who are into historical fighting.
      I mean, out of all the things to ridicule David for, why aim for his nerdy hobby? His simplistic and toxic views (or the fact that he's showing off with a damn _Hanwei)_ comes to mind...

  • @jonnyvelocity
    @jonnyvelocity 6 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    Kilograms exist.

    • @staudinga
      @staudinga 6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Can confirm, I once saw a kilogram.

    • @mrguysnailz4907
      @mrguysnailz4907 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I hoped someone in thw comments would've done the maths but nope :(

    • @Joker-gs6cl
      @Joker-gs6cl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Staudinka One night I saw a kilogram from a distance. I got so scared.

    • @agihammerthief8953
      @agihammerthief8953 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      M'aiq saw a kilogram the other day. Horrible creatures.

    • @Rinnu500
      @Rinnu500 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's around 76kg... I think. I might be wrong.

  • @enkoid
    @enkoid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "Nutritionist is not a legally protected term."
    All the dieticians and sympathetic skeptics just high-fived the air/screen.

  • @Geddiz
    @Geddiz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    Did PJW and his ilk ever shriek about how alcohol is pretty good at reducing T levels, too?
    I've seen more than a few pictures of Paul with a mug of that hoppy feminising froth, actually...

    • @greysautumn398
      @greysautumn398 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Geddiz Exactly, lots of those s c a r y phytoestrogens in hops!

    • @Geddiz
      @Geddiz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Not even that! Metabolising ethanol in general tanks your T production and sexual function as a whole. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_and_sex#In_men

    • @firstbornunicorn6619
      @firstbornunicorn6619 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Fronde even more than in soy! But oh no, manly men drink beer.

    • @pillbobaggins2766
      @pillbobaggins2766 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Geddiz funny how they promote drinking milk... you get it from feeemale animals that were pregnant not long ago... probably more oestrogen in that than the soy they are paranoid about! also broccoli has phytoestrogens but there's never a "broccoli boy" insult either lol

    • @Geddiz
      @Geddiz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Milk is absolutely packed with oestrogen. But really, when has reality and facts ever been an important thing to the alt-right?

  • @JCHall110
    @JCHall110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I took a food and nutrition class focusing on obesity this past Spring taught by a biology professor, and the conclusion we came to in the class was basically the same you came to. The specific things you eat aren't as important as just being mindful of what you're eating. It was a really great class.

  • @kevinpillar6934
    @kevinpillar6934 6 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    Man I trusted the food pyramid so much I felt so lied to when I learned that the milk on the triangle is a actually supposed to be water and the milk industry paid them to put milk in the food pyramid. When you think about it water makes so much more sense for the pyramid.

    • @WickedNPC
      @WickedNPC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I don't belive that story one bit. Water is not food, it should not be on the food pyramid at all. I could possibly believe that the milk industry payed to have a better place on the pyramid but not in place of water because that would be stupid.

    • @Lycaon1765
      @Lycaon1765 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Frida Bergholtz
      I mean, water is the base of all life. So putting it on the pyramid would make sense. You need to replace that a lot. Humans sweat very regularly.

    • @WickedNPC
      @WickedNPC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Of course. Water is absolutely vital. But it doesn't belong on the food pyramid because it's not food.
      Where would you put water? At the base? Can you replace water with bread? Hmm today I'm going to base my meal on pasta bread or water, it's all the same. As you say water is the base of all life but it doesn't contain any nutriens or energy so it exist outside of the food pyramid and also imbedded in it because most of the things we eat contain water.

    • @Souzu21
      @Souzu21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Frida.. water IS a nutrient.

    • @WickedNPC
      @WickedNPC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yes I suppose it is a nutrient, but then so is oxygen and I don't see that on the food pyramid either. It's not a hydration pyramid it's a food pyramid.
      My original point was that I didn't belive that the milk industry paid to have water exchanged for milk. It doesn't make any sense because water is not a source for calcium , fat and protein. Having water on the pyramid would be just as pointless as having salt on there as a food item.

  • @InfernalPume
    @InfernalPume 6 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    quorn is good because its literally indistinguishable from regular meat (the 'chicken' nuggets even come in those creepily uniform mcdonald's shapes!) and because its made of fungus you can ask your friends who are unfortunate enough to be stuck in your house around feeding time if they want a fungget.

    • @afterastrum
      @afterastrum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I used to eat quorn but after a 2 week break from them when I was abroad I was completely put off from them. Just thinking about it made me sick. Now I just eat shit like falafel when I decide it’s a ‘no-meat day’. I still eat meat though.

    • @mj.l
      @mj.l 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@tutikaz916 sounds insecure.

    • @lusteraliaszero
      @lusteraliaszero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      indistinguishable from meat how? it's cooked differently, different taste, different texture? are we talking looks? cause yeah, I guess you could shape it to look like highly processed ground meat. It tastes good though.

  • @FenrisRM
    @FenrisRM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    did cantalope boy comment here already?

  • @taytsay1
    @taytsay1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    “Doctors are really really busy now.” Y’all remember when when we thought 2020 would probably be neutral at worst? Back when hbomberguy made this, you know?

  • @wmd40
    @wmd40 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    "Looking like a slightly microwaved Cypher from The Matrix" lmaooooo

  • @DemiBirdDoes
    @DemiBirdDoes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I have high dht and androgens, naturally, it's apparently normal for my body.
    As a trans guy, NOT on t (so no added hormones or supplementation), according to the manosphere, I'm totally the alpha, take that Roosh.

  • @MoonGalleon22
    @MoonGalleon22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    This video so nicely mentions something that really gets my goat, which is how incredibly antagonistic people are towards vegetarian/vegan alternatives to things? I'm not a vegetarian by any means, but I've decided to try quorn and soy milk and it's legitimately super tasty. However, most people I talk to INSTANTLY pull a face the second the Q and S words are mentioned, purely because it's not meat or milk. People see it as Meat/Milk Lite when it's not, it really bothers me. (also a note: if you want to work out but also not pay as much money, the NHS does actually have you covered - they have a whole thing of podcasts and exercise plans and shit, entirely for free.)

    • @ReluctantWarrior
      @ReluctantWarrior 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Its more often than not because many people have been brought up and conditioned to see animal flesh, milk and eggs as being nutritionally necessary. So when they meet a vegan, that world view is threatened (more mildly if meeting a vegetarian) it forces them to question things they rarely or never had questioned before.

    • @danielbelkin4652
      @danielbelkin4652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@ReluctantWarrior The best way I've seen it explained is that to a lot of people the mere existence of the alternate choice being performed brings their own actions into question. If being vegetarian or vegan is even an option than suddenly there exists the *possiblity* that their choice may not be correct, because presumably someone has a reason for being vegetarian or vegan - and if they have a reason, *you* might have a reason too.
      So you need to immediately go on the offense to preemptively defend your worldview and diet from the "attack" of choice and options - from the mere possibility of you even being wrong.

    • @ReluctantWarrior
      @ReluctantWarrior 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@danielbelkin4652 Kind of brings a line from the Perfect Circle song 'Pet' to mind: "Safe from pain and truth and choice and other poison devils."
      You hit the nail on the head there, to keep that kind of life going, it does require some degree of ignorance.

    • @igamingmp1526
      @igamingmp1526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Stale Bagelz National Health Service. Basically UK public health care.

    • @jaymiddleton1782
      @jaymiddleton1782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To prepare this dish, begin by dipping the carcass of the mother into the scrambled remains of her unborn children. Dip in breadcrumbs and deep fry!

  • @andrewwerling1574
    @andrewwerling1574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I was finally able to commit to and stay on a vegan diet this year. I've wanted to most of my life, but eating disorder hell was brewing in the background. Soy has been a major lifesaver for me, because it is a complete protein, containing all of the essential amino acids. The shrill "it'll give you boobs" crowd cause a lot of distractions. Some should avoid soy, but that's not a common thing. Thanks for you reasonable approach.

  • @ArsFilmandi
    @ArsFilmandi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    Hbomb: "We don't do *pounds* here.
    me: ok.
    me, a second later: *WAIT A ΜΙNUTE*

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Plus it gets weirder since Brits do use pounds in combination with stones. It's st+lb like you do ft+in.

    • @ArsFilmandi
      @ArsFilmandi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Liggliluff I'm from EU. We use kg-gr

    • @Dave-vk1or
      @Dave-vk1or 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@ArsFilmandi Is this what ultimately caused Brits to vote for Brexit?

    • @Kickiusz
      @Kickiusz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ArsFilmandi I meang, kg literally means thousand grams so it's basically the same as just using grams.

    • @xp7575
      @xp7575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Dave-vk1or that, and all the racism

  • @firetarrasque4667
    @firetarrasque4667 6 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    I decided to listen too all of the Patreons.
    When it got to "The Specter of Commulism," I burst out laughing.

    • @nouveau_nouveau
      @nouveau_nouveau 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Time?

    • @steinmaniac7920
      @steinmaniac7920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@nouveau_nouveau It's currently half past three. Hope that helps.

    • @22z83
      @22z83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@steinmaniac7920 hilarious

  • @JeffreyGrubb
    @JeffreyGrubb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    I got called a Soy Boi the other day for the first time, and I was very proud.

    • @Mojomanultra
      @Mojomanultra 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Soy boys unite

    • @jarfuloflove7320
      @jarfuloflove7320 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Virtue signalling self emasculation... what's not to be proud of?

    • @wdsftygt
      @wdsftygt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jeffrey Grubb was the “soy “Refugee semen?

    • @jarfuloflove7320
      @jarfuloflove7320 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ernie ohh, ya got me. Because homosexuality is bad, right? And hence appropriate to use as an insult, and you're totally not a bigoted hypocrite.

    • @jarfuloflove7320
      @jarfuloflove7320 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jgroth ikr? Cos when I don't care about something, I totally go out of my way to show everyone how little I care by posting a comment about it.

  • @brightoff
    @brightoff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    “Milk is full of estrogen”
    Me a trans guy: 👁👄👁

    • @eigilholm6979
      @eigilholm6979 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Just saying, all cows are female. This is absolutely because of the estrogen in the milk.

  • @johnthomason9980
    @johnthomason9980 6 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    "A slightly microwaved Cipher from the Matrix"
    I'm now cackling like an utter madman at how accurate and hilarious that burn is

    • @CryptidValentine
      @CryptidValentine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      John Thomason yeah, honestly thats the most accurate description of mr splayvid aroonie I've ever see

  • @littlebeeandnutmeg6395
    @littlebeeandnutmeg6395 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I’m a cis women but the male pattern balding is so strong in my genes that I started losing hair in all the same ways you would associate with men. My gp and I tested a few things but turns out that I had high testosterone levels and that a mild dose of testosterone blockers fixed it completely :3

    • @doctaflo
      @doctaflo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Little Bee and Nutmeg, did you recover hair you'd already lost? also, did it mess with your sex drive? (considering somewhat preemptive propecia here)

    • @JustinCage56
      @JustinCage56 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The Olive >Using green text unironically

    • @eartianwerewolf
      @eartianwerewolf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      cis is a descriptor. Fuck off Olive.

    • @SleeplessDoktor
      @SleeplessDoktor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I've had a couple trans female friends hairlines recover after going on blockers too.

    • @livchamps9573
      @livchamps9573 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Olive Cis is literally just the opposite of trans you big dumb idiot.

  • @whimsycottt
    @whimsycottt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Smh, didn't even try any Asian tofu based cuisine.
    Soy sauce, hoisin sauce, starch, and a bit of water. That's your sauce. Pan fry tofu in pan. Once both sides are slightly browned, then you add sauce and chopped green onion.

    • @clairedeng7868
      @clairedeng7868 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      RighteousLeggings He said tofu smells lmao. Has he never smelled cheese?

    • @psycojester
      @psycojester 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      One substance smelling does not preclude another one doing the same?

  • @chickenskink1
    @chickenskink1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    me, a german, hearing someone describe their weight in "stones" for the first time: ❌👄❌

  • @OutlawOtaku
    @OutlawOtaku 6 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    I think the real problem is the chemicals we use for our crop pesticides and the run off from them. Namely corn. I go to an agriculture school and have been learning about just how much excessive amounts of atrazine are dumped on a plot of corn to keep it growing safely. The problem is that atrazine easily runs off into water supplies and it can wreak havoc in aquatic ecosystems.
    Sure, frogs and minnows getting warped might not be the end of humanity. But I still think it's a worthy environment concern. Frogs do a lot of good for our ecosystem. So if they go we lose a valuable helper. Furthermore, do people not think that if these tiny run off dosages can mess up small aquatic life forms, that larger concentrations won't find their way back to the water supply to bite us humans in the ass later?
    This is an environmental issue which I really wish more people would take more seriously. Our dependancy on pesticides could have a disastrous effect on the human race. I understand that farmers don't want to sacrifice productivity, and that demands for food are only ever increasing with population growth. But with these current practices, I'm worried that in a century there may not even be a world left to feed.

    • @baron8107
      @baron8107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rancid Randy
      Pesticides that will give you cancer, or GMOs that will sterilize you.
      OR People can go back to growing their own food...

    • @baron8107
      @baron8107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ali Rabie
      GMO's will create more issues down the road. Hyrdoponics is the only safe way forward.

    • @andrewlynch4126
      @andrewlynch4126 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Scowler no they shouldn't, civilization is nice

    • @baron8107
      @baron8107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Andrew Lynch
      So you're saying people shouldn't be self-reliant?

    • @Person01234
      @Person01234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      +Scowler It doesn't work, specialisation of labour was a huge leap forward for society and massively increased productivity. On what basis do you claim that GMO will "sterilize" you?

  • @TheYpurias
    @TheYpurias 6 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    You had me at "microwaved Cypher from the Matrix"

  • @stoltobot
    @stoltobot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I don’t do pounds or stones so I have no concept of what you weighed

    • @dylanhd1536
      @dylanhd1536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Metric for life

    • @meeperdudeify
      @meeperdudeify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sounds like you're denying drug use

    • @historymysteries4134
      @historymysteries4134 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      2.2 pounds in kg so for a ballpark, just halve it.

  • @theencolony5595
    @theencolony5595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    11:00
    Wait, so I can just chug milk instead of HRT? 🤔

    • @This-Was-Sparta
      @This-Was-Sparta 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If it actually worked like that don't you think folks would talk about it more? I'm by no means an expert, so take my word for what it's worth, but I've drank a lot of milk in my life and have yet to grow tits.

    • @averagecartoonfan6348
      @averagecartoonfan6348 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wish it was the easy

  • @quitpayload4874
    @quitpayload4874 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Two Hbomberguy videos in one week? I must have stumbled into another universe.

  • @moriahgamesdev
    @moriahgamesdev 6 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    How exactly do you milk a bean, they don't even have udders. I'm suspicious of the whole thing.

    • @ultru3525
      @ultru3525 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You joke, but in the EU you can't legally market soy milk as "soy milk," because "milk" can only be used for mammary secretions obtained from milking.

    • @moriahgamesdev
      @moriahgamesdev 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ultru. Good grief. The sooner we're out of that loony bin the better.

    • @ultru3525
      @ultru3525 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      You say that as if the British government isn't a loony bin in its own right.

    • @moriahgamesdev
      @moriahgamesdev 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      True, but it's a mental asylum I'm committed to.

    • @zidapplip
      @zidapplip 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ultru You can however say coconut milk. And there is for example "cleaning milk" in Germany, some kind of cleaning product, that's okay too. But soy milk? NO FUCKING WAY! That's confusing for customers. I hope customers don't try to drink cleaning milk thinking it's cow milk. But we definitely need to protect them from drinking soy milk.

  • @siukong
    @siukong 6 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    The "steak every day!" diet has already been tried. In the years when people were often dying of heart disease in their 40s. Hmmmm ....

    • @Menatetronone_4
      @Menatetronone_4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      say that to the Inuits (raw meat), native americans (only pemmican for long periods of time), masai people(meat, milk blood)

    • @siukong
      @siukong 6 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      @@Menatetronone_4 There are some pretty key differences there. The peoples you mention were somewhat adapted to those diets after thousands of years. Furthermore, their healthy and active physical lifestyle would have been a stark contrast to a steak-and-eggs, over-eating, chain-smoking 1950s man with a sedentary desk job. It's okay to gorge yourself fatty/blubbery raw meat if you're going to burn off all of those calories in the day-to-day rigors of your life.

    • @jondwyer9323
      @jondwyer9323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@siukong Inuit and Masai cadavers show advanced atherosclerosis. they may die of other causes, but if they were to survive longer they would die of a cardiovascular event.

    • @siukong
      @siukong 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@jondwyer9323 I'd be interested in seeing the source of those claims, and whether it was studying populations before or after they were exposed to a "westernized" diet. Other studies I've seen have said that such populations had relatively low rates of atherosclerosis / hypertension / etc., despite a diet high in protein and fat. It wasn't until the introduction of refined carbs into their diets and the accompanying reduction in activities like hunting/trapping that certain problems started to spike.
      Whatever the case, my original core point still stands that leading a physically active lifestyle makes a huge difference, and can compensate for otherwise unhealthy dietary choices.

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It isn't just exercise or smoking... The interaction of a lot of fat WITH a lot of carbs seems to contribute to disease, particularly diabetes. Arctic peoples ate almost entirely meat, not half meat half bread and potatoes. Plus other aspects of diet, lifestyle (including the fact that traditional Inuit culture for instance supports emotional well-being better than "Western" cultures tend to), etc.
      Oleo was being sold as the healthier alternative to butter in the mid 20th century so people were unknowingly gorging on trans fats, among other things
      Etc. It's always more complicated than just "other people ate meat so that means this totally different meat-based thing is also fine"

  • @Ajc-ni3xn
    @Ajc-ni3xn ปีที่แล้ว +30

    MILK HAS ESTROGEN???? GODDAMNIT. I need to start drinking milk i guess

    • @arsenemercere8059
      @arsenemercere8059 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I always know that comments like this are probably a joke, but I always worry since high milk consumption has been linked to prostate cancer in multiple studies starting in the 1970s. But I always worry about everything in general.

  • @barry9174
    @barry9174 6 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    Your neck isn't real

    • @ShelledHandle
      @ShelledHandle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Barry It looks like me trying to draw realism and getting it wrong.

    • @Lucols4
      @Lucols4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      holy shit, I just noticed it

    • @comlicab2041
      @comlicab2041 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His Adam's apple is barely visible

    • @yugen
      @yugen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's all about the V-Neck

    • @squabbbb
      @squabbbb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Umbrella Man ITS THE FUCKING SOYYYYY

  • @MegaPompoen
    @MegaPompoen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "Soy beans are just a type of bean that you can eat"
    Welcome to my TED talk

  • @l4ym3n8
    @l4ym3n8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    I'm strongly, strongly opposed to shipping people in real life but I ship you and Davis. I've never written a fanfiction before in my life and I'm writing a fanfiction for this ship. It is 72% ironic and 100% ridiculous

    • @thefamouscommenter
      @thefamouscommenter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      you better share it here, i need it

    • @philipsalama8083
      @philipsalama8083 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Come on! You can't make a comment like that and not share the link. Pleeeeaaaaaasssse?

    • @doctaflo
      @doctaflo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yaas!! don't be a tease!

    • @l4ym3n8
      @l4ym3n8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Since you insist, I will share the link when it is actually finished. S t a y t u n e d

    • @l4ym3n8
      @l4ym3n8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Actually (and I am not kidding) the fic is from the POV of the skull. This was decided ages ago.

  • @sunnysamaroo7610
    @sunnysamaroo7610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    mr. hbomberguy you can't just make a 21-minute soy advertisement and post in on youtube. you've made me put soy milk on my next grocery list.