True Facts: Bobbit Worm and Polychaete Pals

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  • @felixhenson9926
    @felixhenson9926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4044

    "Aww not an octopus..." "IT GOT OUT!!" I feel this in my soul

    • @nicksuazo4377
      @nicksuazo4377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      "Octopus is not having that shit." 🐙 😆

    • @thecloneguyz
      @thecloneguyz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @Anonymous Anonymous don't forget that they can produce that super thick slime that sticks to everything as a defense mechanism also

    • @thecloneguyz
      @thecloneguyz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Anonymous Anonymous
      We eat them alive all the time
      The suckers stick to your throat and fight going down

    • @cherryvoid5238
      @cherryvoid5238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thecloneguyz so you taste the mucus and not the octopus?

    • @thecloneguyz
      @thecloneguyz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cherryvoid5238
      You dont chew
      It squeezes slime out
      You swallow whole

  • @AshleyWool
    @AshleyWool 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5277

    Every time he starts a sentence with, "To understand this, imagine..." you know it's going to be good.

    • @pavelaevii6687
      @pavelaevii6687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You'r picture shows you pretty

    • @fightingfalcon777
      @fightingfalcon777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Well... That’s how the ZeFrank do...

    • @whatevermanpss
      @whatevermanpss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Excuse me but i love you

    • @pavelaevii6687
      @pavelaevii6687 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And i love your voice when you're singing

    • @masbaiy4858
      @masbaiy4858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      LOL creeps. Do some people not have friends to develop their social skills?

  • @fatman2671
    @fatman2671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2093

    9:03 - "Remember, we're all just tubes with some fancy bits attached, looking for stuff to put in the front, and looking for places to put whatever comes out the other side"....this is disgustingly poetic.

    • @nicksuazo4377
      @nicksuazo4377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Not to mention true and accurate. Still hilarious, though 😂

    • @Turtleproof
      @Turtleproof 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Fun fact: the human colon technically begins at the mouth and ends at the trumpeter.

    • @user-wb7ez9ud4p
      @user-wb7ez9ud4p 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@nicksuazo4377 Humans are chordates, and chordates are basically tube + fancy parts.

    • @spjr99
      @spjr99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There are lots of organisms that are called "Taste it twice". For a long time organisms didn't have an anus and just barfed up the waste

  • @yoboikamil525
    @yoboikamil525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    "This frog fish for example...
    is fucked."

    • @Jedi-ge6lr
      @Jedi-ge6lr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "This fish is having a good day."

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Jedi-ge6lr was

    • @CarassiusAu
      @CarassiusAu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      6:06

    • @BMAN-eb4jk
      @BMAN-eb4jk 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      it won’t a fortnite battle royals and his crush just texted him a unicorn emoji. Which means nothing to a fish, but it’s still something. Bobbit worm don’t give a ******

  • @gryffbirb
    @gryffbirb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6569

    "True Facts is not appropriate for children. Or adults who don't act like children." Truer words have never been spoken good sir.

    • @opikhu9688
      @opikhu9688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Sometimes it be like it do.

    • @abdulazizinularifeen
      @abdulazizinularifeen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I wonder if those words outside the quotes are true, but I must figure that truth can't ever be truer than itself.

    • @Bethlam
      @Bethlam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I have never been happier that I have refused to become an adult.

    • @korgiking1903
      @korgiking1903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree

    • @dadeee7776
      @dadeee7776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Peder Hansen this

  • @Carmoca
    @Carmoca 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3018

    "Octopus is not having that s***." LMAO

    • @jackkraken3888
      @jackkraken3888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      The octopus is probably one of the only creatures in the sea that could likely take over the world if it wanted to. They are scary smart.

    • @jackkraken3888
      @jackkraken3888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @Davis Whitaker Yeah I heard they don't like smartphones. LOL

    • @ABonafideSkeleton
      @ABonafideSkeleton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I like to imagine that the only reason the octopus has not evolved further is the fact that adult octopuses can't pass on anything they've learned to their children (because the father leaves and the mother dies protecting her eggs) so they have to figure everything out all over again.
      If they were more social and passed things along down the generations they would probably be even smarter.

    • @jackkraken3888
      @jackkraken3888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@ABonafideSkeleton Great point. We humans owe a lot to previous generations and what they teach us. Imagine having to keep relearning everything again.

    • @ABonafideSkeleton
      @ABonafideSkeleton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@jackkraken3888 Hell look at crows; they pass on everything they know and as a result they understand concepts of weight, water displacement and analogies, they can build tools on the fly for specific situations and they can utilise past knowledge to adapt to potential situations in the future (like hiding tools for future use or even planning meals for the next day) on top of being able to remember faces and objects as well as developing their own dialects within their "language".
      If one crow figures out something new, then every crow will be doing it within the next few days and they pass it all along to their offspring.
      We already know that octopuses utilise tools and are fast learners, what could they learn if they passed on their retained information to the next generation?

  • @theman6422
    @theman6422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    That octopus looked like he’s thinking about the horrors he had just seen

    • @arcticguy3455
      @arcticguy3455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Can you blame him????

    • @TheDownrankTrain
      @TheDownrankTrain ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That octopus went into the hole mouth-first and probably escaped by biting the worms head off

    • @Moonstonn
      @Moonstonn ปีที่แล้ว +5

      naaa. Octopi don't fear diddley squat.
      He was like "I'm sure he won't make that mistake again"

  • @Moros666420
    @Moros666420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    "it's like sending your genitals to the bar while you binge watch netflix at home" I'm dead 🤣

  • @laurentucker5444
    @laurentucker5444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6655

    I’m a marine bio student and we are going over polychaete worms and this video made more sense to me than my actual lectures. Thank you for this!

    • @SillyRamen
      @SillyRamen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Same! I went over these worms just a few weeks ago and I can actually understand the terminology in his videos now lol

    • @colleentwo
      @colleentwo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      I’ve been treating myself to two or three of these a day and thinking what great teaching aids they would be. Zefrank is really very good at what he does. And so, so funny.

    • @natalieeuley1734
      @natalieeuley1734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I remember taking marine biology and not really getting this portion of the class, more than any other. I get it now tho

    • @zglrd8938
      @zglrd8938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I would love to learn more about marine biology.

    • @suspiciousbacon
      @suspiciousbacon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      420

  • @lizxu322
    @lizxu322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5655

    "We're all tubes with some fancy stuff attached." Once again, zefrank keepin us humble

  • @andrewrisser5770
    @andrewrisser5770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +911

    His complete aversion to the acorn worm makes want to know more. But at the same time there is an undercurrent of fear of whatever the hell the Acorn worm is capable of to make zefrank not want to talk about it.
    Edit: I now understand the aversion. And I sympathise.

    • @memyself599194
      @memyself599194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I made a grave mistake

    • @songgoddess09
      @songgoddess09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I looked at the wiki for it and now I'm just more confused lol.

    • @Glaycier
      @Glaycier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I need an explanation please

    • @mr.weirdness5970
      @mr.weirdness5970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@Glaycier That’s its shit

    • @Glaycier
      @Glaycier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@mr.weirdness5970 o. I expected worse but it’s still... Gross. I’m both disappointed and relieved.

  • @xendurr8180
    @xendurr8180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I have a feeling the octopus just slapped the Bobbit worm and shouted "n o !" in octopus.

    • @notahotshot
      @notahotshot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It actually said, "Oi, mate!"

  • @KZG.Silent_Scribe
    @KZG.Silent_Scribe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2156

    "This frog fish for example.... Is f*!ked."

    • @MickeyMallone.
      @MickeyMallone. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm a moron- I thought he said "zefrank fish".

    • @dungluuuc3036
      @dungluuuc3036 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      06:05

    • @MehHalfhearted
      @MehHalfhearted 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I just how how the "aww, not an octopus" is so truly heartfelt.

    • @catnibba3566
      @catnibba3566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "Bobbit worm dont give a shit"

    • @setsu_dubs
      @setsu_dubs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wtf i already said this

  • @Ch4osKing66
    @Ch4osKing66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2474

    "This Frogfish for example...is f**ked" I choked on my Pepsi XD.

    • @jofez27
      @jofez27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Best part of this video 🤣🤣🤣

    • @denisarabinka3508
      @denisarabinka3508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      You misspelled "penis", my friend

    • @jofez27
      @jofez27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@denisarabinka3508 LMAO 🤣 😂 😆

    • @carlitoispissed7486
      @carlitoispissed7486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ew Pepsi

    • @dreamerlegend4042
      @dreamerlegend4042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I didnt know it was a frog fish

  • @chatboulon743
    @chatboulon743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "It's a hard world for a soft worm..."
    True words. ✊

  • @kaeceythepanda1564
    @kaeceythepanda1564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    I’m fully imagining an AU where humans have evolved a symbiotic nose based relationship with shy colorful fluff worms that are nervous to pop out in front of people, and that’s how you really know you’re close close with somebody, when they’ve met ur lil nose worm 🥺

    • @Sebas2-2505
      @Sebas2-2505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      what the fuck

    • @waxwinged_hound
      @waxwinged_hound 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The line "Okay, still beautiful. But now I feel like vomiting. It's kind of like love." applies

    • @feuerling
      @feuerling ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or like retractable antennae that come out when you sniff something, like snake tongues

    • @bellekelly582
      @bellekelly582 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      How did we get here

    • @Ruiluth
      @Ruiluth ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Until the 50s, when people started to just hang their worms out and introduce them to strangers.

  • @mohitthakur9919
    @mohitthakur9919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2189

    "We're all just tubes with fancy bits attached, looking for stuff to put in the front and finding places to put whatever comes out."
    Zefrank

    • @highcat7184
      @highcat7184 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol I was watchjng that part just as I seen this

    • @jisookim6904
      @jisookim6904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      First semester of biology you will learn that truer words have never been spoken.

    • @XalphYT
      @XalphYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jisoo Kim Bilateralarianisms?

    • @psuedonym9999
      @psuedonym9999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      True fact: when you're developing as an embryo, the anus forms before the mouth.

    • @meerkatinitiate1282
      @meerkatinitiate1282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@psuedonym9999 Yes. Hence we come under deuterostomes

  • @xxrefunct8545
    @xxrefunct8545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +959

    "Fine, Satan, you can make *one* animal"

    • @mugwa5423
      @mugwa5423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      The amount of shitty animals are evidence that there are satans instead of a single satan

    • @erubielvaldes3390
      @erubielvaldes3390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @gangpardos3833
      @gangpardos3833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      This man really decided to put massive Ass pharyngeal jaws on a worm then made it glitter and sparkle. Igh ok satan

    • @psyc8407
      @psyc8407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sticky papaya WASPS

    • @cirrocumulus1948
      @cirrocumulus1948 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emily Clare jellyfish

  • @johnelmartagbago3764
    @johnelmartagbago3764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    *Can someone please animate all of the Zefrank **_"Imagine if..."_** descriptions?* 😂😂😂

    • @juliemckinney4369
      @juliemckinney4369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      FB group: who keeps giving these mofos art supplies?

  • @eggseventy4905
    @eggseventy4905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Listening to how excited Ze gets when something interesting happens that he wasn't expecting is honestly super wholesome

  • @matteo_gabriele
    @matteo_gabriele 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2011

    "It's like sending you genitals to the bar while you're binge watching Netflix at home: win win"
    This is gold!

    • @patrickdegnan9777
      @patrickdegnan9777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Meanwhile the seacucumber has a fish in its butt.

    • @neuralmute
      @neuralmute 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@patrickdegnan9777 We must never forget how the sea cucumber do.

    • @groovie444
      @groovie444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      A genitalia walks into a bar...

  • @FerrumBlade
    @FerrumBlade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2193

    “That is an acorn worm and we are not talking about the acorn worm”
    I agree with you 100 percent

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Stephanie Logan 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @quixotic4233
      @quixotic4233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      But it makes me more curious about the acorn worm but still too lazy to research it myself.

    • @wrarmatei
      @wrarmatei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      typing this reply took more keystrokes than searching...you're stupid babies.

    • @adenowirus
      @adenowirus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@wrarmatei While googling it is indeed quite effortless, you also have to consider rather time consuming process of going through all of the relatively untinteresting information in search of more curious of facts about the acorn worm.

    • @adenowirus
      @adenowirus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      @@quixotic4233 The acorn worm was most likely ignored because it's not a Polychaete but a Hemichordate. All Hemichordates are Deuterostomes, meaning that they have a face where their ass is ought to be and vice versa. Other Deuterostomes include Echinoderms (starfishes, sea urchins, sea cucumbers, brittle stars and so on) as well as all vertebrates (yes, that includes humans). This also means that acorn worms are more closely related to humans than to any other worm shown in this video. The acorn worm's glans shaped proboscis is muscular and used in locomotion, it's also covered in cilia which direct food to the mouth, located in the groove right behind the proboscis. The proboscis also contains the organ which is believed to function like a kidney.

  • @jenniferholden9397
    @jenniferholden9397 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I found this channel yesterday and haven’t stopped laughing yet. I have to rewind because I’m so busy laughing I miss some. Thank you, you’ve made an elderly English lady very happy.

  • @Camo_4075
    @Camo_4075 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    It was 6 years ago when I saw this video for the first time. I’ve watched many, MANY more times since, as well as the other True Facts videos. This year has been more than rough for me and this video was something I came back to a lot. So I wish to thank you for two things Ze Frank. First, for making such enjoyable videos. And second, for introducing me to my favorite animal: the Bobbit Worm! I sincerely hope that you and everyone else that enjoys the peak comedy that these videos are have a good day! :)

  • @Benzy670
    @Benzy670 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9273

    “Who’s the perv now? Oh, still me.”
    I’m so glad you’re back, ZeFrank.

    • @Katzyn
      @Katzyn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I want so badly to give you a thumbs up, but you're currently at 666 thumbs ups...hnnnggg

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Is it a coincidence that zefrank1’s longest TH-cam video is about phallus-shaped creatures?

    • @diasporelegassi2708
      @diasporelegassi2708 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Justin agreed

    • @editingreality4779
      @editingreality4779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Your humor is notso funny, it's absolutely stupid

    • @gooddog6745
      @gooddog6745 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      don't be selfish. we all are.

  • @spidertopus
    @spidertopus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1898

    That octopus was a straight up badass escaping from that worm. Love those creatures. 🖤

    • @xxbrighttoastxx336
      @xxbrighttoastxx336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Spidertopus Octopus is not having that shit 😂 had to rewind it a few times

    • @mattwells5347
      @mattwells5347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Octopus OP

    • @spidertopus
      @spidertopus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@mattwells5347 No literally. Nearly IMPOSSIBLE for a predator to catch those 8 armed badasses, unless they're on land. The fact that they can quite easily escape for the most part just by either loosing a limb, squirting ink to blind the bastard after 'em, or just by boosting themselves to swim away faster by using their mantle. Which is basically like a underwater jetpack or thruster for them.

    • @lordvisserys9187
      @lordvisserys9187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@spidertopus yeah definitely the most badass animal. Their super smart as well they often interact with divers out of curiosity.Unfortunately though most species live little over a year, guess no mortal body can sustain an octopus's sheer power.

    • @Swartgaming
      @Swartgaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same i love octopuses octopi i dont know.. they are so intelligent!

  • @psi_rockin
    @psi_rockin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    For one of my classes, I have to make an informational flyer about a topic that pertains to the subject, so I'm doing mine on annelids. Specifically, earthworms because they're the ones I can relate most to geology. I put in some stuff about polychaetes too but I'm glad it's giving me an excuse to watch this video again, and again, and again, and again, and again. I'm linking this video in my post and no one can stop me.

  • @katamekothriis1613
    @katamekothriis1613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:09 "Give me a kernel of corn and let's play butthole pachinko"
    A sentence I never thought I would hear in my life.

  • @flyingninja1234
    @flyingninja1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +888

    I definitely imagined hipsters in a ball pit, using their mustaches to gather food.

  • @CultistKingQ
    @CultistKingQ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1608

    BOBBIT WORM DOESN'T NEED NO FRIK'N TUBE. BOBBIT WORM GOES WERE BOBBIT WORM DAMN WELL PLEASES.

    • @mairisberzins8677
      @mairisberzins8677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      This fish just won fortnite battle royale. bobbit worm don't care. This fish is fucked

    • @CultistKingQ
      @CultistKingQ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@mairisberzins8677 "octopus ain't havn that Shit"

    • @drakehutchinson2218
      @drakehutchinson2218 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I go

    • @Gumfondle
      @Gumfondle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      teeyoob*

    • @KrotowX
      @KrotowX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bobbit worm is an ocean's honey badger. It don't care too.

  • @u0aol1
    @u0aol1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    'We're all just tubes with fancy bits attached, looking for stuff to put in the front and finding places to put whatever comes out the other side.'
    Truer words have never been spoken.

  • @D-me-dream-smp
    @D-me-dream-smp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The unique descriptive narration of these videos are truly awe inspiring - admit it we have all briefly imagined what it would be like to have this delightful fellow narrate our lives.

  • @kyuutatsu
    @kyuutatsu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1543

    I died laughing at "Imagine that a Williamsburg Hipster fell into a ball pit up to their mustachios and has to use it to catch kale chip crumbs and Quinoa."

  • @Roll587
    @Roll587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1719

    This video has made me realize that I am afraid of sea worms.

    • @ashe3655
      @ashe3655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yeah picture having these in your home aquarium it sucks lol

    • @patriciahall2774
      @patriciahall2774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      WisMicYal11 same

    • @Tjita1
      @Tjita1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I just feel mildly disgusted. In my defence I've only very sparsely actually been in any seas in my life.

    • @JFTSwiertz
      @JFTSwiertz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Underwater life tends to freak me TF out

    • @jaywalt8418
      @jaywalt8418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is exactly why I don’t do oceans lol

  • @markmcpheters
    @markmcpheters 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "bristly bristly"
    "try to catch kale crumbs and quin-WAAH"

  • @elizabethgaspodnetich4322
    @elizabethgaspodnetich4322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I have never had more fun learning anything, ever! I finally had to put my lunch down or I was going to choke to death! You are awesome at what you do, keep doing it, please!!

  • @jadelee6555
    @jadelee6555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3754

    *sad voice* Aww not an octopus :(
    *continues narrating*
    *octopus emerges from the pits of hell*
    "OH MY GOD HE GOT OUT!! 😆"

    • @TalusOmega
      @TalusOmega 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Jade Lee Octopus was not having that sh*t!

    • @monicalouise79
      @monicalouise79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      "Hes not having that Shit!" Lol

    • @fargeeks
      @fargeeks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The bobbit worm has no eyes so it doesn't know what its eating

    • @chrisisplaying4643
      @chrisisplaying4643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Shady he is sh*ting

    • @kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151
      @kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      He has a hentai gig to get to.

  • @benaaronmusic
    @benaaronmusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1290

    We're all just tubes with some fancy bits attached.

    • @justanothercuriouscat
      @justanothercuriouscat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ...looking for stuff to put in the front, and finding places to put whatever comes out the other side.

    • @IrisGlowingBlue
      @IrisGlowingBlue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +

    • @PyroMikeHell
      @PyroMikeHell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I had forgotten that part of evolutionary biology but we are.

    • @18videowatcher41
      @18videowatcher41 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      True, but I prefer to think of myself as a meat mech piloted by a brain xP

    • @luciferangelica
      @luciferangelica 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ben Aaron disgusting point

  • @ChefSalad
    @ChefSalad ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "These little guys hurt like a Marvin Haggler if you..." I wasn't expecting a boxing joke in True Facts. That just came out of nowhere

  • @jonathandonley3299
    @jonathandonley3299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The "give me a kernel of corn and let's play butthole pachinko" part gets me every time.

  • @CJCroen1393
    @CJCroen1393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1142

    I'm so happy for that octopus!

    • @nathanstroud2223
      @nathanstroud2223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      "Get off of me, you bodaggit."

    • @xv12commander
      @xv12commander 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You can see the wound however...

    • @combativeThinker
      @combativeThinker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If nothing else, it poisoned the worm with its saliva.

    • @nicholasnwagbara1333
      @nicholasnwagbara1333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Octopi regenerate, they're also extremely good escape artist and can escape from enclosures specifically made for them. The octopus is fine. For now.

    • @erronblack308
      @erronblack308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      its impossible to make me angry where’s the ink at then? It would have definitely spread through the water. Either the octopus bit back or...well, I don’t know.

  • @grasmere64
    @grasmere64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    "It's like sending your genitals to the bar while you binge watch Netflix at home. Win-win!" Maybe the greatest line in zefrank1 history.

    • @ryanchuabowen2045
      @ryanchuabowen2045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I died at this line
      Press [F] to revive me

    • @seltin1988
      @seltin1988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      F

    • @ryanchuabowen2045
      @ryanchuabowen2045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@seltin1988 Thank you ahhhhh im back time to watch more zefrank videos and die more

    • @LadySigma
      @LadySigma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Best line everrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also not the worst idea, either...

  • @Harrier42861
    @Harrier42861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Other worms don't go for the death by orgy."

  • @hadrictenus9846
    @hadrictenus9846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Just like how pervy and informative this guy is. I could imagine him doing it while making jokes.
    - No way so hilarious.

  • @Pakkos95
    @Pakkos95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    "We're all just tubes with some fancy bits attached"
    I love how one of our developmental biology professors said the exact same thing

    • @gubbikiller
      @gubbikiller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      he watched this o(f)f course

    • @abdullatifzero
      @abdullatifzero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Panayiotis Hadjipakkos maybe he is your professor

    • @toryfox4580
      @toryfox4580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ugly bags of mostly water

    • @prestonjones1653
      @prestonjones1653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@toryfox4580
      I understood that reference!

  • @Izza_cutit
    @Izza_cutit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +783

    “The fireworm is bristly bristly” lmaooo I laughed too hard at that

    • @sammynichols314
      @sammynichols314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Like I dewww

    • @tfmaster96
      @tfmaster96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And it hurts like a Marvin heckler if you try to pick it up.

  • @DawnOldham
    @DawnOldham 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I always find these videos funny, entertaining and even educational. ZeFrank does an incredible job!

  • @donjean6590
    @donjean6590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    And here is just another example of why Octpi are known for escaping.
    Aquariums, owners trying to hold them, parents who didnt know it was in the house and of course murderous worms from your nightmares

  • @theslowestpizza6762
    @theslowestpizza6762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    "This frog fish, for example... is f*cked."

    • @ezekielmartin4323
      @ezekielmartin4323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The timing on that line was incredible ngl

  • @Beverly_Dingus
    @Beverly_Dingus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    "Aww, not an octopus." Everybody loves octopus.

  • @mira1ashton
    @mira1ashton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "We're all just tubes with fancy bits attached." Hahaha

  • @ghassankalmoni4435
    @ghassankalmoni4435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Fascinating underwater jewels. an endless display of nature's might

  • @zhiracs
    @zhiracs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    "Imagine a bunch of Williamsburg hipsters that fell into a ball pit up to their mustaches and have to use them to capture kale chip crumbs and quin-hwaa.
    That is how the Christmas Tree Worm do."

  • @jamesthe-doctor8981
    @jamesthe-doctor8981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    "It's kind of a 'give me a kernel of corn, and let's play 'Butthole Pachinko' kind of a worm."

    • @joshriley2936
      @joshriley2936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That part had me crying 😂

    • @cadavher
      @cadavher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@joshriley2936 was just going to say I was holding it together until that part. Also crying from laughter

    • @robertdimatteo5029
      @robertdimatteo5029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I know ... that was one of his more imaginative comments ... too funny!

    • @corbinbrody1
      @corbinbrody1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I had to pause the video after that cuz I was dying of laughter too 🤣

    • @CrisWhetstone
      @CrisWhetstone 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You know it was funny because that is where the narrator broke. :D

  • @wendywardashley
    @wendywardashley ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was feeling a bit down and listening to this made me laugh. Thank you.

  • @djdonutte
    @djdonutte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ever since I saw the Bobbit on Blue Planet I’ve been obsessed by the horror of it. And now ZeFrank as validated my ocd for nature, horror and strange likenesses to things tht seem just wrong...and yet ....

  • @Trustworthy_McLegitimate
    @Trustworthy_McLegitimate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    Random holes in the ground are meant for exploration. There could be loot and booty down there. Every RPG players know that.

    • @t.c.bramblett617
      @t.c.bramblett617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The chance of getting a hairy slime worm make it still worth the effort

    • @maritamichelle204
      @maritamichelle204 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's right. Every hole is a goal

  • @jayanths1221
    @jayanths1221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    Ze Frank is kind of like my dad. He says he's only going out to get the groceries for a few minutes and then takes months to come back.

    • @evanislost
      @evanislost 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Jay they're very large groceries

    • @grosslyoffensivelizard-man3438
      @grosslyoffensivelizard-man3438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Jay It’s some damn good groceries tho. Worth the wait and the therapy.

  • @petergambier
    @petergambier 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fascinating and beautiful creatures plus the Zefrank narration, a great learning aid thanks.
    I was also glad to have seen the baby octopus escape, there is a god.

  • @tiffeniebright3367
    @tiffeniebright3367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Put 4 hours of this on, instead of the yule log video and see what Grandma says." Gonna find away to drop that line into daily conversation...

  • @zykechannel3998
    @zykechannel3998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    I lose my shit when the narrator finds something funny and gets out of character 😂 my favorite part of the videos

    • @erronblack308
      @erronblack308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Cyrus Barretto he’s not going out of character. That’s just how these videos are.

  • @dr.zespert
    @dr.zespert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    Imagine being a god taking creation class and the teacher says “make a human” and you make an acorn worm and get a C-

    • @songgoddess09
      @songgoddess09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      That is a hilarious way to think about that. Brilliant mind you've got there.

    • @sethraelthebard5459
      @sethraelthebard5459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Still a passing grade! LOL

    • @WillBravoNotEvil
      @WillBravoNotEvil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Whatever you're having, may I have a hit?

    • @MiCKi914
      @MiCKi914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This made me laugh harder than the actual video! Lmao

    • @burnt-out_pancake
      @burnt-out_pancake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sethraelthebard5459 because it's 70% correct?

  • @technewsfortechnoobs
    @technewsfortechnoobs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I swear, I hear the voice and I just want him to say "Dear Polychaete..."

  • @Red_Salmond
    @Red_Salmond ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Give the editor a raise already... he deserves gold bars.

    • @sydneymomma11
      @sydneymomma11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jerry will be so pleased.

  • @rc2300s2r
    @rc2300s2r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    “It’s like sending your genitalia to the bar while you binge watch Netflix.”
    Win win!!!
    🤣

  • @MegaChickenfish
    @MegaChickenfish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    6:53 Welp, I'm never going in the ocean again.
    _No wonder it tasted so salty._

    • @AmaryInkawult
      @AmaryInkawult 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      This kinda does explain why the ocean is salty... It's a massive bukake puddle.

    • @getschwifty5537
      @getschwifty5537 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@AmaryInkawult not just that but it's also a massive toilet
      And plenty of things die in there too so add copious amounts of diluted blood and fleshy bits in this fecal bukkake pool.
      Isn't nature beautiful?

    • @parklife27
      @parklife27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      so that worm spreading sperm, and some random fish got spread, and the worm eats the fish, so auto gay? and all the fish we eat from the sea got that worm's sperm?

    • @thelittleagustus.2292
      @thelittleagustus.2292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Noooo

    • @lisandq841
      @lisandq841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Have you never asked yourself how whales have babies?

  • @anabia8761
    @anabia8761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    When the octupus scaped: they have us in the first half, not gonna lie

  • @lancepearson177
    @lancepearson177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The voice! Morgan Freeman with a hint of Mr. Burns!

  • @Berd
    @Berd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1325

    that's poop

  • @gidkath
    @gidkath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    "Oh look, a random hole. I think I'll go down in it. What could possibly go wrong?"
    Hmm, yeah, that's about how most of my D&D games get started...

    • @TheLocalMothLord0.0
      @TheLocalMothLord0.0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Do you D&D games have an evil exploding cow that your family loved SO MUCH, that they talked about it up until the next game and every day after that? Yeeeaaahhhh.... HELP ME ;-;

    • @carriecrismas4760
      @carriecrismas4760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      here is a short story
      im playing d&d with my fam and my dad gets a tnt barrel with the loot (he is a barbarian my mom is a fighter and im a mage) and well.. while fighting goblins a loose fireball gets out my hands and well... a bomb and fire doesn,t mix well... my mom and dad were very mad at me i killed the whole team i don,t think it was my fault though!

    • @jasquerotte9151
      @jasquerotte9151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's also how my virginity ended

    • @notahotshot
      @notahotshot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's how most of my personal relationships got started.

    • @aiden4163
      @aiden4163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Also how most bards play dnd

  • @laterferaligatr2947
    @laterferaligatr2947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love watching these blazed 😂

  • @kevinphillips5330
    @kevinphillips5330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've never heard such beautiful imagery as the mustaches in ballpits analogy.

  • @JustAboutAnything66
    @JustAboutAnything66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    It must be very satisfying to know that the fruit of your labor is the happiness of thousands and thousands of people. These videos always make my day.

  • @SarcasticBlueDragon
    @SarcasticBlueDragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    “No. Absolutely not! That is the acorn worm, and we are NOT talking about the acorn worm.”
    🤣

  • @stateyourthesis
    @stateyourthesis ปีที่แล้ว +1

    00:46 LITERALLY just spit out my beer, I can't with you. Now I have a mess to clean up

  • @Renegadebane
    @Renegadebane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Imagine if they lived in your nose". Oh my, you frightened my magic blue mustache, now I'll be sticking sand up my nose all night to coax them back out.

  • @jphillips4371
    @jphillips4371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    ”this fish is having a good day, it won a fortnite battle royale...it’s crush texted him a unicorn emoji , which means nothing to a fish but its still something........the bobbit worm doesn’t give a shit”

    • @outbreakperfected9374
      @outbreakperfected9374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Leetdinosaur The bobbit: an unexpected journey... to hell.

    • @Rush2201
      @Rush2201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mattia Viviani, No one expects The Bobbit.

  • @CBlasser
    @CBlasser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    "There's no man in an elf costume standing in a kiddie pool full of hotdogs at the end of this rainbow".
    Damn.

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Fun fact, Bobbit worms are in my top 5 of most utterly horrifying sea creatures.

    • @kyleguajardo
      @kyleguajardo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I suppose SCP 835 is on that list?

  • @carsondinwoodie5840
    @carsondinwoodie5840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    now we want to see a documentary on the acorn worm exclusively.

  • @MerchantIvoryfilms
    @MerchantIvoryfilms 5 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    David...come back David that's poop

    • @ReallyDazed
      @ReallyDazed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Where's Terrance, Milo, and Angie when you need them.

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      David (probably actually Davina) must've drowned...

    • @DavidCruickshank
      @DavidCruickshank 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Awesome, thanks for telling me 🤣

    • @SuperiorKnightZ
      @SuperiorKnightZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kind has a b. R. C

  • @icantthinkofaname8759
    @icantthinkofaname8759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    my favourite line:"bobbit worm don't need no fricken tube, bobbit worm goes where bobbit worm damnwell pleases"

    • @kyleguajardo
      @kyleguajardo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I always love the "This frogfish for example...is f**ked"

    • @BarnacleGonzo613
      @BarnacleGonzo613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Didn't someone say something like that about the Honey Badger? -- th-cam.com/video/4r7wHMg5Yjg/w-d-xo.html

    • @TheVocalTune
      @TheVocalTune 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds like the Ocean version of the Desert Centipede.

    • @mrmaxwell346
      @mrmaxwell346 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bobbit worm the rapist of the ocean.

    • @marce8509
      @marce8509 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can't think of a name Bobbit worm don’t give a shit

  • @1bful
    @1bful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The way he sounded so dejected made me chuckle, “Awww not an octopus...” Lol 6:26 for you lazy people 😂😂😂

  • @ghassankalmoni4435
    @ghassankalmoni4435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hilariously funny combination of words combusted with innocent laughter and giggles leading to an entertaining funfair of serene atmosphere. Can't help loosing myself in its gripping maze.

  • @vikks3451
    @vikks3451 5 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    zefrank1: *_"To understand this..."_*
    Me: *_Aw shit, here we go again._*

    • @adrianortega1431
      @adrianortega1431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      To understand this, imagine if Morgan Freeman was your substitute teacher, but he was always drunk when he taught his lessons, and he only taught sex-ed. That is how ZeFrank do.

    • @whereisthatbustlingmarketp4227
      @whereisthatbustlingmarketp4227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@adrianortega1431 good original comment

    • @psyguyyggdrasil9071
      @psyguyyggdrasil9071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Tyler Robbins @youtube pls fix dislike button on comments, i want to see how many downv- i mean dislikes this man has

  • @uniqueweeks8969
    @uniqueweeks8969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    I just realized what Spongebob was watching that one time

    • @mysticmind4563
      @mysticmind4563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *Remembering that scene and watching this video* me:......OH MY GOD!!

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Alaskan
      Bull
      Worm

  • @justinread4381
    @justinread4381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This Guy is a Genius. Love these vids.

  • @queenbee3647
    @queenbee3647 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Certainly less complicated than Tender"....I hear that. 😂😂😂

  • @izzy1221
    @izzy1221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1235

    *I want to talk about the acorn worm* 3:34

    • @TheBinarySon
      @TheBinarySon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      And the peanut worm.

    • @Devlerbat
      @Devlerbat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      No. We're not doing that.

    • @masterofthecontinuum
      @masterofthecontinuum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      it eats dirt on the floor and perpetually shits it out through its long translucent body

    • @suicune690
      @suicune690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Fact: Acorn worms are more closely related to humans than true worms.

    • @camillegraham2078
      @camillegraham2078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I want more facts about the acorn worn

  • @nealdesai8779
    @nealdesai8779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    I tried watching this while eating ramen... bad idea

    • @jonathanberry9502
      @jonathanberry9502 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Indeed!

    • @jjc5475
      @jjc5475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      as long as the ramen doesn't move.

    • @mayteexxis
      @mayteexxis 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And I was about to eat noodles when I saw this comment. And the video. Now I must distract myself

    • @verfed
      @verfed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      xD

    • @SmashtheCmachine
      @SmashtheCmachine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pu**y. I watched videos of parasites while eating, and the videos I watched were FAR more grotesque than anything ZeFrank has done.

  • @SC-dz5ze
    @SC-dz5ze ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hi zefrank! I just recently learned about Hammerhead Worms and they’re terrifyingly fascinating so I thought it’d be a wonderful subject for you to cover at some point. Thank you for your fun and educational content, aloha from Hawaii 🤙🏼

  • @jenniferkline9392
    @jenniferkline9392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    OMG! I LOVE YOUR TRUE FACTS VIDEOS! THE COMMENTARIES/NARRATIONS ARE HILARIOUS & ONE FORGETS THAT THERES ACTUALLY SOME GOOD LEARNING TO BE HAD! THAT IS HOW THE UNAWARE PEEPS DO...LOL. YOU MAKE LEARNING FUN! LOVE LOVE LOVE IT! THANKS FOR ALL THAT THE ZEFRANK DO!

  • @Bloom_HD
    @Bloom_HD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1106

    "it's the 70 percent that laughs at poop jokes"
    Me:"C'mon man I'm not that immature"
    "Doodoo kaka"
    Me:"Hihihihihihi xD"

    • @kesr6374
      @kesr6374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      *It's the 70% of YOU*

    • @misanthropicisolation4013
      @misanthropicisolation4013 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's spelled ha, not hi

    • @hayliedlr
      @hayliedlr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too!!!! 😚🤣😅🤪👍

    • @victor2642
      @victor2642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Dutch van der Linde lmao

    • @victor2642
      @victor2642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Stephanie Logan These emojis gave me diseases

  • @oddballweeest
    @oddballweeest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    I love you, white Morgan Freeman!

    • @pancake6025
      @pancake6025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Gremlin best.comment.EVAAARRRRR

    • @amethyst_dawn
      @amethyst_dawn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thank God, someone said it.

    • @Jenicide79
      @Jenicide79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hahahaha!!! So true

  • @hippy282
    @hippy282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have to say when the video started I started thinking “What’re those children’s toys doing at the bottom of the ocean? Is this footage from a fish tank... Oh! Those are the worms!”

  • @mrnohax5436
    @mrnohax5436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    6:06 well I can’t say he’s wrong there but it’s true

  • @timnicholas6119
    @timnicholas6119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    Just found this channel.Never learned so much while laughing out loud.

    • @thedrugthatkilled
      @thedrugthatkilled 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You've got some catching up to do! 😄

    • @justapersonz5441
      @justapersonz5441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      6 years of catching up.

    • @airotiv7916
      @airotiv7916 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right? AMAZING

    • @memeloverr
      @memeloverr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sandra Castaneda bobbit worm dont need no friggin toob

    • @airotiv7916
      @airotiv7916 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@memeloverr ok...😂

  • @joshhibbs_nola
    @joshhibbs_nola 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    My favorite part of this video and it literally made me LOL was when it said, OH LOOK AN OCTOPUS! HE GOT OUT! OCTOPUS IS NOT HAVING NONE OF THAT SHIT! 😂

    • @joshhibbs_nola
      @joshhibbs_nola 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Other Point Of View LOL IT SURE IS! 👍🏼

    • @andrewbellavie795
      @andrewbellavie795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I cheered out loud when the octopus got out of there

    • @joshhibbs_nola
      @joshhibbs_nola 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Andrew Bellavie I did not cheer but I thought to myself, WHAT A BADASS! LOL 👍🏼

    • @kayhaven4710
      @kayhaven4710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That is how the octopus do.

    • @joshhibbs_nola
      @joshhibbs_nola 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kay Haven LOL YES! 👍🏼

  • @rachellestringer
    @rachellestringer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Our generations David Attenborough. I hope I can watch these for years and years to come. *THIS BETTER BE THE NEW STANDARD FOR NATURE DOCUMENTARIES*

  • @ritamorrisguynup44
    @ritamorrisguynup44 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Glad I found this..educational and funny at the same time..love it