Watching Mark yell at his fictional son about wanting expensive crayons for a whole ass minute, then proceeding to buy it anyway was the most dad thing I've ever seen from him. Even moreso than all the "Impor" jokes
And that honesty, combined with highly reasonable bribes for the trouble, is what gets Jorji into Aristotska. That and always having a good attitude when he messes up. Never once has a bad word to say about you, he knows you have a job to do, and that money talks. Glory to Potato Man.
I can just imagine mark in an actual booth just yelling out to the line "give me bribes then we'll see" in front of all the guards who don't give a shit cause they just wanna get paid and go home
@@msfeistybabe I'm not sure on which planet you'd find a decent sized set of Copic markers for as cheap as $25, haha. (Though for any people interested reading this, if you know someone travelling to Japan or will be visiting there yourself after the pandemic restrictions lift, then take that as an opportunity to pick up Copics there. They go for around 200 yen apiece in Tokyu, dirt cheap compared to everywhere else.)
@@arteriole Well I haven't bought any so I don't know exact prices. I just know they sell different sized sets and that Copic are what Jazza likes and has many lol. I figured it might be small, like a 4 marker set HAHAHA ;)
the detanor man is such a chil dude. not only does he not give a shit about a bomb he sells that shit for parts and get paid then splits it. what a legend
Mark judging characters: “You ain’t bald. Okay, maybe you are.” “Dark hair. Is this what you call dark hair?” “Well, I don’t like your face.” “Woah, we got friccin Jason trying to cross abroad here.” “Is this you?”
@@rahmat4848 6 year old sorry, i was just judging you off your pfp, something that shouldn't be an accurate source to judge someone off as it shows so little about one's own personality
@@B0o0o0o0o0o Think of it this way. To them, $30 pays for an above-average apartment. And these crayons are $25.. that's like spending over a *_thousand_* dollars on crayons in America. The fuck are these crayons made of?
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17:19 Mark : *sees drugs on Jorji* *Sigh* "Ok, you're not a threat, just go, man" "I like you, Just go" Mark actually feels like an actual human border patrol, he feeds and warms his family everyday, he actually bought gifts for his son's birthday, he makes human mistakes, this is an overall genuine playthrough
“We used to warm a rock with our butts, then we’d cook food on the warm rock. My dad used to warm the butt rock in the morning” “Alexa call dad” “Dad not found in your contacts” o _o . _ .
Mark: * gets live bomb from terrorist * Guard: "this is the shittiest bomb I have ever seen" Mark: * defuses bomb * Guard: * continues to insult bomb *
When Mark started talking about the crayons, I honestly thought he was going to start off by saying “When I was younger, I was too poor to afford crayons...”
Think of it this way. To them, $30 pays for an above-average apartment. And these crayons are $25.. that's like spending over a *_thousand_* dollars on crayons in America. The fuck are these crayons made of?
@@Alizudo you don't pay rent everyday in america tho. 25x30 is 750. imagine paying only 750 dollars rent for an apartment housing you, your wife, your son and your uncle.
I know we're used to it by now, but man does Lixian do a good job editing these. The part at 18:15 where music slows to a stop when Mark gets suspicious and then gets back to speed two seconds later because it's a false alarm is such a little thing but makes watching Mark even more enjoyable. They're just so good at what they do.
Yeah for the most part but the 11:26 edit was unnecessary and breaks immersion sadly, we don’t even get to see the document w/ the discrepancy and apparently 18:11 & 18:41 same thing 😑
Pewds: Not caring about his son at all, even though he is sick. Mark: Ok, I guess u could have those crayons. Happy birthday son. I'm so happy to have you in my life.
Mark seems to have picked up one of the themes of the game, that you don't get paid enough to survive, so you start creatively acquiring money in any way that doesn't get you in too much trouble. When you play this way, Potato man becomes a good friend and is always safe to let in and will help you later if you fail the rebels storyline. Jack tried to play loyal to the government, which I guess is probably the most common way for a first play through.
@@TheValiant777 Considering what we know about the system of Arstotzka, namely that it has labour lotteries and is based on the idea of the working class, not to mention the fact it is based on real life Soviet Russia in theming and design, it is closer to communism. But you're right, the accurate term would be bolshevism, not generally communism. Fascism has little to do with it, though I understand how people can confuse them, as fascism is used instead of 'tyranny' for some reason nowadays. But it's alright, it's an honest mistake, I forgive you, have a nice day. :)
@@nothing-mm8ui Fun fact: On his wiki page, If you click on where he says "simple mind" (In the sentence "A simple mind created this."), it takes you to the Kolechia page.
I love that nice little man who keeps trying to get through. Mark is like, “What is that strapped to the back of your leg?” And he’s like, “It’s drugs! 😄 you want some?”
"You got all the colors of the rainbow inside your body! You just gotta extract it!" This sounds like a quote from a villain of either an indie horror game or a comic book.
@@gayjayy Yeah, you're probably right. For most of the co-edited videos you can tell the gag and editing aren't quite Lixian's style (or something to that effect- I don't know how to explain it but it does feel a little different) so probably.
@@jaspertyler4557 I reset two or three times to keep that promise. Even stopped checking people's papers when it got close to time so I could move quicker. I love Sergiu too much to let him die.
8:56 Sergio : *being a decent human being and an ok border guard* Mark : "hey that's nice, you're nice, you're probably gonna die, but I'm gonna keep you safe, my friend" *[Game Will Remember That]* *[Everyone Will Remember That]*
Mark yelling at his kid reminds me of my dad scolding me one time cause I wanted an expensive video game for my birthday and got me a book. It was a good book.
@@aphophisuralt233 it was called horrid Henry. It was three stories of the series combined into one. I believe it was called something along the lines of, "a giant slice of Horrid Henry, 3 books in 1."
@@infestusation They can use their imagination, tapping into their hidden vault of creativity. That, or they can be 🔵blue-balled🔵 and use that instead. Next you're going to tell me that the balls don't actually turn blue, pfft. As a last resort, if they keep complaining about the lack of blue, we can beat them up until their bruises are black & blue. Then they get two colours for the price of one (beating)!!
Mark: **points at Sergiu** “Who the hell are you?” Me: **sniffs** “An old friend.” Edit: I’ve played for so long (like 4 years) and never knew what that EZIC slip was and after rejecting the EZIC person I would wonder why the guy would get mad at me. I always thought it was a 2 not a Z
I've played the game so much as well and always thought of that slip as the "they'll know what to do with it" or to wait for someone to take it from me. When Mark put it on the passport, I was like "oh cool! It fits!" Then when he said "Oh it probably spells Ezic" i was like "..... it prob what" And YES. A DEAR FRIEND. TAKEN TOO SOON AWAY FROM HIS LOVE
I've watch many other TH-camr played this game, and so far mark is the only one that keeping his family warm and eat well. It's warm my heart :] even tho it just a game
Maybe sell the kid's pictures. If he draws 30, each sold for 1 Arztotzkan dollar, you might make enough to buy even another set for him and then sell the pictures for 2 Arztotzkan dollars.
@@thibautisserant that's so cute but unfortunately I have this superpowers that makes it that when I like a comment it becomes -1 like instead of 1 like so either it cancels my like or removes a like. This means that I killed your like. I am the true dark villain in this story
"My whole family is almost starving and on brink of losing home... but my son drew me a picture with heck-a-expensive crayons, so i got that going for me, which is nice"
(14:16) - _"Those crayons are more [expensive] than food!!! You can't eat those!!!"_ Me (who regularly ate crayons in kindergarden): _"Um, actually...."_
@Blues_Demon mark has gone out of his way to support the LGBTQ+ community on several occasions. I'm damn certain hes genuine. And the only person here trying to argue against mark being a good person is you.
@@le_mothman Blue_Demon never suggest that Mark isn't a good man, in fact you are arguing in favor of that, by simply insinuating not wanting to be canceled = not a good person
Most of Mark’s playthrough of this game can be summed up in the sentence
“I don't make the rules, and if you bribe me, I don't enforce them either”
Accurate
oh damn i was the 1,000th like
Amen
@@rvrcn oh damn nobody kinda care
True enough
That guard is such a G. Dude just singlehandly saved over half of everybody at the checkpoint by calling the bomb a piece of crap. He even sold it.
Yeah just rub it in their face
Must be a retired defuser or smth
That’s my new head canon now. Dude is a retired bomb defusal expert
Kinda worrying how many times he’s probably had to deal with it-
@@sovietstar6703 he's done it so much it's numb to him
I find it funny that some dude comes in and drops in a bomb, and the guard dude just comes in and is like, "The fuck is this? They barely even tried."
@Muscleman8562 no one cares
I guess he's seen some shit, and has become desensitized to such things.
@@iamthehype3684 right? Seen people get blown up all the time and a border booth worker who’s a better shot than the guards
probably an expert Minesweepers
its even funnier when you realize he was right. a bomb that has clear instructions on how to disable it.
Watching Mark yell at his fictional son about wanting expensive crayons for a whole ass minute, then proceeding to buy it anyway was the most dad thing I've ever seen from him. Even moreso than all the "Impor" jokes
Yes!! I was dying of laughter at that part lol
The fact that he bought it tho that was so sweet😊
the dad jokes ate still impor-tant tho.
@@zkingsalsa Hopefully they're not *Impor* taste.
@@SatokoHoujouOriginalRoleplayer *applause*
Everyone else: "I don't have any contraband"
Jorji: "IS DRUGS! :)'
Jorji is an honest man.
Jorji is precious and must be protected at all costs.
jorji is so dumb and i love him
@@feef1699 He is the Little Potato Man!
And that honesty, combined with highly reasonable bribes for the trouble, is what gets Jorji into Aristotska.
That and always having a good attitude when he messes up. Never once has a bad word to say about you, he knows you have a job to do, and that money talks.
Glory to Potato Man.
I can just imagine mark in an actual booth just yelling out to the line "give me bribes then we'll see" in front of all the guards who don't give a shit cause they just wanna get paid and go home
Same
Also because he's the only competent shot within 500 miles radius and he saves their lives from suicide bombers every other day.
@@thefinale8855 what
Make sure to tell mark in the comment section to remove the poster next day because the inspector is coming
Minimum wage simulator, literally.
Markiplier telling his kid to adapt and draw with a rock is just him speaking from experience
Nah, he was too poor to afford rocks. Only dirt...
@@xx_purgatorium_xx6027 she was referring to the butt rock story he told.
@@xx_purgatorium_xx6027 she?
He?
Idk, there’s no signifier.
@@masonmorgan6998 shhhhhhhh that's what they want you to believe
@@masonmorgan6998 also if you are ever unsure of someone's pronouns i think its always best to just say 'they':)
I find it hilarious that the guard was insulting the bomb while Mark was freaking out like "OH GOD WHAT DO I DO?"
It was such a stupid fucking bomb
Who makes a bomb so easy to disarm that some TH-camr can do it while panicking?
Truly amateur shit-ass bomb, we disarmed it under 1 minute
What I like most is that the dude who wanted engineers apparently got 4 calls, despite the first guy blew himself up.
@@kamikazesopp some passerguy found a random card, near a bomber, and thought, sure, this is a fine idea
It's hard NOT to like our little potato man, Jorji. His attitude is just so positive and friendly ALL of the time, and he's honest about the drugs.
He also tells you about how you can escape to obristan, and gives you his passport to help.
He does get very pissed at you if you deny him passage when he DOES have the proper papers and isn't being screened for contraband though.
@@MrMarket1987 I believe that everyone would be pissed in this situation.
@@MrMarket1987 i mean...what would you expect though lol
Its also hilarious how he is proud of getting caught with illegal contraband and casually bribing a government officials.
Imagine when mark have a son:
Son: Dad, i want an expensive crayon set
Mark: When i was a kid, i was so poor-
Then proceeds to buy it anyway, but not without suffering the long long tale first
I DREW WITH MY OWN BLOOD!
@@rahmat4848 whats wrong with being a weeb? Thats like calling someone gay as an insult.
Also Mark: I own 4 (or 5 ? i don't remember) ovens !
@@coffee-with-sprats 'twas five
Mark yelled at the son about the crayons with the fury of 50 dads who just felt the thermostat get adjusted.
I like to think his neighbors heard this and thought “wow what a spoiled (non existent) kid”
Art kids can relate to the expensive $25 crayons lmaooo
@@charlyduong2896 Now they call them Copic markers? LOL. I only guess this from watching Jazza and his art channel :) lol
@@msfeistybabe I'm not sure on which planet you'd find a decent sized set of Copic markers for as cheap as $25, haha.
(Though for any people interested reading this, if you know someone travelling to Japan or will be visiting there yourself after the pandemic restrictions lift, then take that as an opportunity to pick up Copics there. They go for around 200 yen apiece in Tokyu, dirt cheap compared to everywhere else.)
@@arteriole Well I haven't bought any so I don't know exact prices. I just know they sell different sized sets and that Copic are what Jazza likes and has many lol. I figured it might be small, like a 4 marker set HAHAHA ;)
I'm more impressed by the fact that Mark is managing to keep his balance good while paying for heat and food everyday
With the power of bribes
He's not going to have the money to evacuate, though.
Better hope he goes 100% with EZIC if he wants a good ending.
@@Alizudo Evacuate?!?! Spoilers
@@teavo3808
You CAN, you don't have to, and I doubt Mark will.
@@teavo3808 The game has been out since 2013...
the detanor man is such a chil dude. not only does he not give a shit about a bomb he sells that shit for parts and get paid then splits it. what a legend
It's made even better that the guard actively shit-talks the bomb while you're defusing it.
@@fivestarguy100 in all honesty when explained it, it was super simple
@@galaxion2857 Jesus I thought I was having a stroke
@@neuratlas really lmao. Hope your better now.
@@galaxion2857 I hope you are too
Mark's son got that 100 color Crayola crayon set with the built in sharpener. He's gonna be the king of kindergarten now
I...I actually had that set when I was in kindergarten..
@@Alizudo were you ruler of the kindergarten?
@@Alizudo lowkey kinda jealous ngl lol
@@jmhardy4612
Not exactly, but I did get TONS of other kids asking to use the sharpener LOL
@@Wolvenskorn
I low-key still wish I had those crayons
I love how people become so fond of Little Potato Man and just let him go on his little drug-potato way.
Little potato man! *You were always my favorite.*
A statement on how warped morals are today.
@@marieindia8116 And how is that?
He's everyone's favorite. :D
@@marieindia8116 It's a simple border control game. Relax Karen. XD
I like contrasting how Mark and Jack play.
Jack - I'm going to get everything right!!
Mark - Please. Go away.
@@Kay-lei5 tbf that’s how most people played
Mark has a _different_ set of morals.
Mark judging characters:
“You ain’t bald. Okay, maybe you are.”
“Dark hair. Is this what you call dark hair?”
“Well, I don’t like your face.”
“Woah, we got friccin Jason trying to cross abroad here.”
“Is this you?”
The "is this you" question is really annoying. So much pressure to be yourself... 😂🤌🏻
read this as i got to the Jason part of the video 😅
My dude needs to read the definition of character
lmaoooo 😂
He also said a character was bug eyed lol
Mark: *has a bomb on his desk*
Guard: *"Oh. Hah."*
@@rahmat4848 Bruh
how - how do I see you all the time in the comments xD
Guard: "is n00b bomb lolololol can haz plz?" XD
@@rahmat4848 6 year old
sorry, i was just judging you off your pfp, something that shouldn't be an accurate source to judge someone off as it shows so little about one's own personality
mark: dude gotta evacuate
guard: nah fam just cut the wires in order no pressure
“Crayons? That’s a whole day’s worth of rent! I SHOT A DUDE TODAY!”
Markiplier, 2021
And the part that's priceless is that the kid is going to use those crayons to make a drawing of Mark shooting that dude.
The words he says is random
I COULD HAVE GIVEN YOU SOME RED! Yeesh.
🤣
Dying.... XD clearly the signs of a man under pressure ready to explode... it's Markipliers version of Falling Down
@@B0o0o0o0o0o
Think of it this way. To them, $30 pays for an above-average apartment. And these crayons are $25.. that's like spending over a *_thousand_* dollars on crayons in America. The fuck are these crayons made of?
The Virgin Mark: "OH NO THERES A BOMB"
The Chad Border Officer: "What a piece of shit, a simpleton created this."
"Bullshit, I need to earn money today."
“I don’t like ur tone”
“Oh yeah *well i don’t like your face* “
*Now turn towards the scanner*
Mark: "If I gave him a card it must be good"
The last time he gave an engineer a card: "FOR KOLECHIAAAAA" *boom*
They actually answered differently to the card than the other engineers, though
"I shot a dude today, I could've got you some red"
Mark being thoughtful as usual
you are like the duke (merchant) in resident evil 8, YOU ARE EVERYWHERE
he is truly the best
@@rahmat4848 thanks for telling him that he likes anime
if that is an insult then its a bad one
How to get a massive amount of likes quickly 101
Step 1: Be ‘Just Some Guy without a Mustache’ or ‘Justin Y.’ Or ‘Ray Mak’.
Step 2: Say *a n y t h i n g*
Step 3: Wait.
@@Wick291 or write this comment
17:19
Mark : *sees drugs on Jorji*
*Sigh* "Ok, you're not a threat, just go, man"
"I like you, Just go"
Mark actually feels like an actual human border patrol, he feeds and warms his family everyday, he actually bought gifts for his son's birthday, he makes human mistakes, this is an overall genuine playthrough
The best way to play the game is to accept bribes.
It's the only way to make enough money to survive
Damn the security guard didn't even flinch at the bomb Mark had. What a badass
Like your profile pic doge
@@werefoxhun3839 Another Doge! hurrah!
And also lets the guy defuse it with little instructions
@Joshua Wakefield thats what my dad calls me
@@HydroSheep Tuff 🤣
"I grew up poor we couldn't afford crayons let alone paper to draw on"
-Mark _probably_
“We used to warm a rock with our butts, then we’d cook food on the warm rock. My dad used to warm the butt rock in the morning”
“Alexa call dad”
“Dad not found in your contacts”
o _o . _ .
@@quinton1630 his dad died when Mark was 19 if thats what youre confused abt
@@ajcrowIey They're making a reference to Unus Annus
@@nayaritsoleil7929 yep ik i watched it all and still have access to the vids lol
@@ajcrowIey wait, that's illegal
Mark screaming at his child for those 25 dollar crayons is just a different kind of funny.
indeed lol
He still got them tho
Seagull Noises
fr and he still got them for him
And then buying it anyway
Mark: * gets live bomb from terrorist *
Guard: "this is the shittiest bomb I have ever seen"
Mark: * defuses bomb *
Guard: * continues to insult bomb *
i know this comment is hella old but that’s literally how my dad acts 😭
Mark seems to neglect his family a lot less than most people who play this game, he actually feeds them and keeps them warm every night
Mark's groundbreaking strategy of having a side guide and speeding through with uncertainty has allowed him to feed his family
Also he is still in a level 7 apartment when there is literally no reason to go level 7 over level 8.
I think he sucks
It's not neglect, it's preserving income. If you pay for everything every day, eventually you run out of money and EVERYONE starves.
tbh, he probably doesn't know he doesn't need to feed them every day
Mark: "Dang that's a lot for crayons!"
Also Mark: buys the crayons
Mark: “THIS IS A WHOLE MONTH’S RENT! What kind of crayons are these?!”
Also Mark: buys the crayons for his son
He’s got ultimate dad energy.
Parent logic
As an adult, I still get excited looking at the overkill crayon kits at the store.
And after that whole rant 😂
Awww that was sweet tho….
i love how jorji just openly admits to smuggling drugs and proceeds to roll a perfect charisma to get past
nat 20 damn
I would like your comment, but then I saw your profile picture
EDIT: Their picture has since been changed.
@@Alizudo That's about as shallow as you can get, beyond even mentioning the fact; as if anyone would care :Y
@@Alizudo im a shitpost channel, hope that explains it
@@Alizudo unfathomably based
When Mark started talking about the crayons, I honestly thought he was going to start off by saying “When I was younger, I was too poor to afford crayons...”
Think of it this way. To them, $30 pays for an above-average apartment. And these crayons are $25.. that's like spending over a *_thousand_* dollars on crayons in America. The fuck are these crayons made of?
@@Alizudoart supplies do be like that nowadays
@@Alizudo you don't pay rent everyday in america tho. 25x30 is 750. imagine paying only 750 dollars rent for an apartment housing you, your wife, your son and your uncle.
I know we're used to it by now, but man does Lixian do a good job editing these. The part at 18:15 where music slows to a stop when Mark gets suspicious and then gets back to speed two seconds later because it's a false alarm is such a little thing but makes watching Mark even more enjoyable. They're just so good at what they do.
Yeah for the most part but the 11:26 edit was unnecessary and breaks immersion sadly, we don’t even get to see the document w/ the discrepancy and apparently 18:11 & 18:41 same thing 😑
@@keithpatterson3250 We don't care.
Lixian appreciation!
WE LOVE LIXIAN
Does Lixian use they pronouns? I just want to make sure I haven't been getting it wrong
imagine getting shot by markiplier then hearing him laugh like a maniac
Imagine being the guy having his passport examined during this.
@@thibautisserant fun
LOL XD
Seto kaiba intensifies
@@ere1 its a tranquilizer dart broski
what we learned from this episode: Mark's virtual son has an expensive taste for crayola.
Biting crayons do be like: "MmMmMm, tAsTie" *munch-crunch*
He will be a great Marine one day
Well he would’ve asked for rose art crayons if they WORKED
A budding artist
He inhales the fumes
Pewds: Not caring about his son at all, even though he is sick.
Mark: Ok, I guess u could have those crayons. Happy birthday son. I'm so happy to have you in my life.
Meanwhile Jack: Oh you're cold sick and hungry? I don't give a shit
terrorist: gives inspector an active bomb
Guard: *"oh, hah."*
Meanwhile mark: WE HAVE TO EVALUATE WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS OMG PLEASE TAKE THIS FROM ME HELP
@Ez Abrar 👍 remember kiddies! Check out the bomb n deactivate it yourself no need to bother bomb squads
That moment you realize that crayons are worth more than the life of the guy mark shot the same day.
@Eric Lane it is
If you know A certain ending, it sure doesn't kill a man.
He was tranquilized though. He'll die later on.
I love how jack was beyond sad when his little potato man got caught with drugs but mark was like give me a cut of the profits and we're good
Mark seems to have picked up one of the themes of the game, that you don't get paid enough to survive, so you start creatively acquiring money in any way that doesn't get you in too much trouble. When you play this way, Potato man becomes a good friend and is always safe to let in and will help you later if you fail the rebels storyline. Jack tried to play loyal to the government, which I guess is probably the most common way for a first play through.
@@annana6098 I love how you two are calling him potato man LMAO
"Noo potato man, you were always my favorite!"
@@annana6098 and that’s why he became king of arstotzka
@@annana6098 jack try to help the Order but fail their tasks so he turn his back to them, I was hoping he would get the Ezic ending tho 😂
"learn to adapt with the tools that you have child!"
-Markiplier 2021
"We've determined that you did nothing wrong, but we're still gonna keep all of the money we stole from you."
They just already splitted them and spend. Legally: lost them due to the unknown reasons.
That's how communism works.
You meant fascism, but the 2 are confused a lot
@@TheValiant777 Considering what we know about the system of Arstotzka, namely that it has labour lotteries and is based on the idea of the working class, not to mention the fact it is based on real life Soviet Russia in theming and design, it is closer to communism. But you're right, the accurate term would be bolshevism, not generally communism.
Fascism has little to do with it, though I understand how people can confuse them, as fascism is used instead of 'tyranny' for some reason nowadays. But it's alright, it's an honest mistake, I forgive you, have a nice day. :)
@@darklord884 If it was how communism really worked, the money would have been given to people instead of hoarded by the powers that be.
'I gave him a business card, he's gotta be all good' Yeah, because the last engineer was SUCH a sweetheart...
“I don’t make the rules. I don’t even enforce them half the time.” -markiplier2021
@Muscleman8562 thats not a good thing
I can't believe this guy has fed and heated the whole house every single day
He's turned the heat off a couple times, but that's really it
“What are these crayons?! I shot a dude today, I can get you the red!”
JESUS MARK
Mark would be a firm, yet loving father.
Mostly firm though.
R/technicallythetruth
"and you can stuff yourself with food, and then you puke, then you get GREEN."
ROFLCOPTER
All of this just makes me _really_ happy that Mark isn't in charge of home security.
"You're a drug dealer? Sure you can come in, I like you."
now now he wont let a drug dealer in....unless bribed
That's Exactly how homeland security is run.
"You're not a threat"
but hey its potato guy
@@rafhaelgonzales3436 Potato guy gang !
Mark losing his shit on overpriced toys is the most real Dad thing I've seen.
7:03
"...Overweight, According to who?"
THANK YOU MARK
that lil weird comment made my day
Wdym just look at her
Overweight, according to @@GucciBoy31!
@@HKlink "gucci boy" 💀💀 checks out
markiplier: **has a bomb on his desk**
that blue guy: “ _o h_ 👩🏻🦲“
just a bomb made by some n00b, doesn't even have a display. Just cut the wires in the order the noob put them in
-blue dude
Just another day at the border
@@nothing-mm8ui Fun fact: On his wiki page, If you click on where he says "simple mind" (In the sentence "A simple mind created this."), it takes you to the Kolechia page.
I love this series but Noone ever plays it all the way thru
I love that nice little man who keeps trying to get through. Mark is like, “What is that strapped to the back of your leg?” And he’s like, “It’s drugs! 😄 you want some?”
jorji is the best character in the game 100%
Ah yes, potato man.
cocaina
I think he's great. I also wondered if he's the "man in red" who the lady from The Order thinks is not a threat.
@@carrie9437 no. shes giving a hint to another quest.
"You have all the colors of the rainbow inside ur body, u just have to extract them!"
- Markiplier 2021
Iconic
"You got all the colors of the rainbow inside your body! You just gotta extract it!"
This sounds like a quote from a villain of either an indie horror game or a comic book.
Or a My Little Pony movie.
@@LadyOnikara the storm king being darker than i remember
"I SHOT A GUY TODAY. I COULDA GOT YOU SOME RED" genuinely made me choke.
I like how lexian pulls to the boat and seagulls, it just resembles Marks imagination
I like that edit too, though it was Nerd Fiction, not Lixian, that edited this video :)
@@cloud_sauce They co-edited the video though I feel like the boat-seagulls thing is Nerd Fiction
@@alexplaysminc.-.5922 Oh, you're right. Didn't think to click "show more" on the description. Thanks for the correction ^^
@@cloud_sauce they both need some blessings
@@gayjayy Yeah, you're probably right. For most of the co-edited videos you can tell the gag and editing aren't quite Lixian's style (or something to that effect- I don't know how to explain it but it does feel a little different) so probably.
Mark saying he’ll never let Sergiu (green guy) die.
Me: **sweating heavily** “You better keep that fucking promise, Mark! You better KEEP IT!!!”
You know what they say about the Markiplier Promise...
@Jacob Sanford I do not plan on clicking read more until I finish the video.
I kept that promise. I reset time twice to keep that promise. Sergui is such a nice guy, that I will not let him die under any circumstance.
@@jaspertyler4557 I reset two or three times to keep that promise. Even stopped checking people's papers when it got close to time so I could move quicker. I love Sergiu too much to let him die.
@@MidnaAzusa respect
Mark: spends a whole minute berating his son for wanting such an expensive crayon set
Also Mark: buys them anyway because he's a good dad
"What is this?"
"Those are drugs! I run a side business."
That guy is always a delight.
I love how mark is just slowly losing his sanity.
Thought he already lost it-
Arent we all..?
@@EthanMeatan yeah aren’t we all losing our insanity bc all of us are always inside for like 1 month and then finally coming out (except for parents)
The moment I saw the title I knew what was up XD Man went ham
@@EthanMeatan yup :D
"I SHOT A DUDE TODAY! I COULD'VE GOTTEN YOU SOME RED"
w h a t
I guess, blood?
he means the blood can be used as red coloring
I know it's just...brutal af lmao but thanks u two
You gotta be a sharp sniper shooter and be meticulous to details to play this game.
You are everywere
Especially later in the game
your dp from a distance looks like robert california
"If my son becomes a priest do I call him son or father"
-Father.
Him-
ᴵ'ᵐ ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳᶦᵇᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳᶦᵇᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˡᶦᵏᵉˢ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗ...🌯
Yes
Oh boy, time to think about this for the rest of the night :'D
Can someone assist me in sabotaging geegeetee?
I LOVE these videoooossss !!!
same
@@ere1 do you? here let me put it like this. papers please.
Me too
Same
@@king-xz2ls where's your id???
I thought Mark was gonna make up a backstory about how his family couldn’t afford crayons when he was younger.
Overused. Maybe just not in the mood for it.
8:56
Sergio : *being a decent human being and an ok border guard*
Mark : "hey that's nice, you're nice, you're probably gonna die, but I'm gonna keep you safe, my friend"
*[Game Will Remember That]*
*[Everyone Will Remember That]*
Mark yelling at his kid reminds me of my dad scolding me one time cause I wanted an expensive video game for my birthday and got me a book. It was a good book.
That's wholesome and hillarious at the same time XD
What was the book?
@@aphophisuralt233 it was called horrid Henry. It was three stories of the series combined into one. I believe it was called something along the lines of, "a giant slice of Horrid Henry, 3 books in 1."
@@yuumakadiri1513 I vaguely remember that book series.
Mark when he learns about the crayons: “you can’t eat those?!?” Not with that aditude you cant
this has the same vibe as 'you can spell anything in any way you want if you're not a coward'
Anything can be eaten even if you say no
Hahahaha
im a recruiter for the marines. would you be interested in joining
"You got all the colors of the rainbow inside our body, you just gotta extract it!"
Mark, how the fuck am I gonna get blue?
From your veins, of course, by extracting your blood in an atmosphere void of oxygen. It's either that or the crayons, your choice.
@@voxvolhynia5400 Oof.
@@voxvolhynia5400 but..blue blood isn’t a real thing
@@infestusation They can use their imagination, tapping into their hidden vault of creativity. That, or they can be 🔵blue-balled🔵 and use that instead. Next you're going to tell me that the balls don't actually turn blue, pfft.
As a last resort, if they keep complaining about the lack of blue, we can beat them up until their bruises are black & blue. Then they get two colours for the price of one (beating)!!
Eat blueberry and puke it.
Mark: **points at Sergiu** “Who the hell are you?”
Me: **sniffs** “An old friend.”
Edit: I’ve played for so long (like 4 years) and never knew what that EZIC slip was and after rejecting the EZIC person I would wonder why the guy would get mad at me. I always thought it was a 2 not a Z
I've played the game so much as well and always thought of that slip as the "they'll know what to do with it" or to wait for someone to take it from me. When Mark put it on the passport, I was like "oh cool! It fits!" Then when he said "Oh it probably spells Ezic" i was like "..... it prob what"
And YES. A DEAR FRIEND. TAKEN TOO SOON AWAY FROM HIS LOVE
Game: "Overweight"
Him: "Says who?"
Yep.
Mark complaining about the son wanting expensive crayons is like my parents when I want more art supplies.
all art supplies are just expensive crayons if you think hard enough
Every artist felt that.
Artists rise up dude 😂
Honestly it just sounds like me, scolding myself for wanting more art supplies 😭
I can relate so much to this, I've got so many different kinds of art supplies for so many different things
"I don't make the rules, hell, half the time I don't even enforce them."
~Markiplier, 2021
I've watch many other TH-camr played this game, and so far mark is the only one that keeping his family warm and eat well. It's warm my heart :] even tho it just a game
He even got his kid an expensive crayon set, after he ranted about how much they are ❤😀
19:04
Mark: You don't like my tone, well I don't like your face.
IT WAS SO QUICK OML
That son better have drawn a picture better than picaso making me buy a 20 dollar caryon set
Maybe sell the kid's pictures. If he draws 30, each sold for 1 Arztotzkan dollar, you might make enough to buy even another set for him and then sell the pictures for 2 Arztotzkan dollars.
@@thibautisserant STONKS
god damn you liked that comment quick
@@king-xz2ls Stonks need to go fast tbh
@@thibautisserant that's so cute but unfortunately I have this superpowers that makes it that when I like a comment it becomes -1 like instead of 1 like so either it cancels my like or removes a like. This means that I killed your like.
I am the true dark villain in this story
“You got all the colors of the rainbow inside your body-you just gotta extract it”
Bad Dream Hospital flashbacks.
Inspector : its clearly stamped there
Also inspector : (stamped reason right on top of the denial)
Mark: I don’t make the rules
Also Mark:
In fact I don’t even enforce them half of the time.
"My whole family is almost starving and on brink of losing home...
but my son drew me a picture with heck-a-expensive crayons, so i got that going for me, which is nice"
Mark to Sirgiu: “You’re probably gonna die”
Everyone who watched Sean: *cries in the corner*
and everyone who dident knows now lol
@Francisco Reyes Terrorist attack if you’re not quick enough
I don't cry at that, because i actually saved him. I had to reset time twice, but still.
@@jaspertyler4557 Good man! You're a hero!👍
i know right 😭
"I shot a guy today, i could have given you some red" - Markiplier, 2021.
Perfect way to start a day
Watching Markiplier x-raying people constantly
More like end the day where I am from
But yeah :)
@Muscleman8562 I just didn’t ask 💪😐
“You got all the colors of the rainbow inside your body, you just gotta extract it! YEESH!”
- Mark, a wonderful (not masochist) father
Push your body to its limits and you can have any color of the rainbow you want 😂
“Guess what, I’m in charge of whether you get in or not!” LMAOOOO
‘You could've burnt a piece of wood and used it as a charcoal crayon’ I'm surprised he didn't bring up how poor he was as a child
(14:16) - _"Those crayons are more [expensive] than food!!! You can't eat those!!!"_
Me (who regularly ate crayons in kindergarden): _"Um, actually...."_
Child: Wants crayons as a present
Mark: when I was a child we didn’t have crayons. We drew with sticks in the dirt
"Your son has drawn a picture for you to take to work."
:)
That made me smile.
you can put it on the wall too
The whole time mark was talking about the expensive crayons I thought he was gonna say “well I was poor as a kid…”
So is canon that Mark is recording from a boat and he scares the seagulls when he starts screaming? xD
yes
yes
Mark's son: Dad can I get some Crayons?
Mark: *Papers please flashbacks*
Mark: "That depends, do you want red? I can get your red, is that what you want?"
MARK:Shur son as long as it's not half the rent CHILD: stares in confusion
“Draw with a rock!” Yeah, back when Mark was a kid he couldn’t even afford spare rocks for art
14:35 "I shot a dude today"
ngl I thought Mark's gonna say "dont think I won't do the same thing to you!"
Mark: forgets many names and important objectives
Also Mark: remembers to give engineers the card every time
love you mark :)
he was almost an engineer so maybe that’s why
Engineer gaming
@@potatoeyboi engineer gaming 😎
Can we all just appreciate the fact that markiplier daily uploads for us to enjoy
Yes
Bot
@@rahmat4848 so?
Well he's on isolation so there's nothing else he can do
E
17:40 "is drugs!!!" Lmfao I love that NPC
Mark telling his son how to gather colors instead of wasting money on crayons was the best parenting moment I´ve ever seen
The best thing is that he is late 8 years playing this game giving us nostalgia from the past
Thank you mark!❤
Well I only just downloaded this game because of Mark, so something's working!! 😀
Mark: “I don’t make the rules. I don’t even enforce them half the time”
I love how Mark's kindness and empathy for people and their lives leads him to messing up by not checking stuff like sex or weight.
That or just not paying attention. 👍 he focuses on the real important stuff
@Blues_Demon yeah it's also very possible, but it is sweet his defense for messing up a mismatched gender is "who are you to decide?"
@Blues_Demon mark has gone out of his way to support the LGBTQ+ community on several occasions. I'm damn certain hes genuine. And the only person here trying to argue against mark being a good person is you.
But it just leads to discrepancies due to terrorists blowing stuff up at the border sadly
@@le_mothman Blue_Demon never suggest that Mark isn't a good man, in fact you are arguing in favor of that, by simply insinuating not wanting to be canceled = not a good person
Markiplier looks like he is withholding the urge to sing I'm a Goofy Goober.