"go play with buildings blocks on the freeway you insensitive child". Cement maker pops out of nowhere "I shall do this". Mr literal is not even close to call Rogal Don
In the warp Lorgar,carefuly looking outside:wait...is he gone? *Steps outside* hes gone...by the gods hes gone! Ahaha! Ahaha! *Jubilation turns to crawling in the fetal position and ptsd fueled crying like a bitch *
@@theimperiumofman102 I blame the Techno Barbarians. People have the wrong image in their head of what constituted a Techno Barbarian. They envision Conan the Mad Max Barbarian with some cool Gamma World weapons. They' were actually hipster EDM junkies who were still listening to Darude. This is what made Narthan Dume so deadly. He was a badass DJ with fresh remixes. If you had to listen to SandStorm on endless repeat for 28,000 years straight, you would look for some Goth-tastic new gods as well.
@@theimperiumofman102 not really, if you want to blame the roots it would be Khor parreon and Erebus. These fuckers are the whole reason for the whole mess of the Imperium.
yeah... don't think a god would be fooled like that by people that aren't even trying... but he just wanted to laugh at them for it anyway :p He is a troll like that That... or he is indeed fooled too, and in that case, it's a wonder why Ahriman never tried this XD
...oh fucking god...immortal, arrogant, cone helmeted warriors...the webway...and double digits worth of super-generals to lead a their own armies of specialized warriors... Dad fucking ripped off from fucking xenos... My dissapointment knows no bounds at this point.
This episode is even better when you realize that Corax said “Nevermore”, left his emo castle, and was captured like a fucking Pokémon by VULKAN right after
Vulkan absorbed so much *WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!* energy, that he has half the personality of an ork warboss. That is one hell of a brilliant idea!
No, no, shut up, it's even more deep and clever than that. Waaagh! energy works by Orks believing in something, and it's manifested a true. And Vulkan did say that he channeled it through both his mind AND body. So that means it is infused into him, his genetic, and thus his gene-sons. And when he disappeared, what was it that the Salamanders believed would bring about the return of Vulkan? The retrieval of the Artifacts of Vulkan. And as soon as they were found, lo and behold, he returns. Even he doesn't know how it happened, he just recalls regaining consciousness above Prometheus and decided to arrive in a drop pod. Mind-blowing, ain't it.
If a studio ever decides to do a Warhammer movie (maybe about the Horus heresy lets say). They NEED to hire SuperAnchors for the role of Rogal. The man was made for this role.
It would be rated R because of the gore, burning, and religious fanaticism. At first, when I watched the Warhammer trailers for the first time, about 11 years ago, I thought the Warhammer series would be cartoony because of the character and vehicle designs.
I remember hearing an actual theory that the line about the tube refers to the idea that kitten is not a regular custodies and is in fact a genetically modified version of a custodies made for the sole purpose of being everything a regular one isn’t. Emotional, hyper intelligent and a master tactician and warrior. He was literally made for the sole purpose of leading the adeptus custodies and acting as a linchpin over all facets of the custodies. Of course tts is a comedy primarily so this honestly interesting concept is played off and completely ignored for laughs. And I love that.
@@AnimatedTerror Nah, it was confirmed somewhere that the scriptwriters did a derp (or maybe it was just ThunderPsyker; not sure if this part was even properly scripted).
......Do you guys think the blood ravens would "discover" wargear in their armory and what have you from the lamenters?I ask for as far as I know the ravens have primarily *ahem* "discovered" wargear and what not from the original chapters (including the dead) as well as from the custodes and....fulgrim somehow?(If they already haven't as of yet)
thanks to this amazing series, I will never take Cato Sicarius, Sly Marbo, the Adeptus Custodes, Big E himself, or any of the Primarchs seriously. The only 2 people I can actually take seriously in this series is Fyodor and Leman Russ. Considering how dark the WH40k universe is, this series is some Oscar-winning voice acting, amazing story writing, and just the best stuff I have ever seen. I'm the lore guy in my friend group, and I have to constantly remember that the events in this aren't actually canon> It's just so immersive. Please never stop making these.
I always found that the biggest charm of 40k was that it started as an over the top quasi-parody, then it started becoming more and more serious and heavy, then , then it became so serious and heavy that it became grimdark, then became so over the top and meta that looped back to being a self-parody.
Magnus : WELCOME TO THE DAWN OF WAR TUTORIAL BY LISTENING TO ME YOU'LL BE ABLE TO... Kitten : WELCOME TO THE DAWN OF WAR TUTORIAL BY LISTENING TO ME YOU'LL BE ABLE TO...
I love Vulkan so much, he's just so fucking happy and pleasant about everything and it's hilarious! "Almost as unpleasant as the ghost of Ferrus Mannus! Look at him! Do you see his dumb little ghost face? He's like a skull ghost! A *skost*."
he reminds me of kit fisto form star wars a bit. in the novelization of revenge of the sith it says that he was smiling even after sidious chopped his head off. and you know....the whole jamaican thing.
So I know "mum everest" was just a throwaway joke that alfabusa didn't realize wasn't true of the custodees, but I totally hope in the last ep of the show, Kitten flexes and the armor falls away to reveal his ebony exterior, and THEN THE SKIN FALLS AWAY TO REVEAL OMEGON!
Magnus: He exorcised all but his most ingrained hateds out of his body and into this machine. Also Magnus: I have no idea why you're so friendly given everything that's happened. The writing in this is perfect.
Eric Grieve you ain’t wrong,anytime someone mentions my ex it becomes a recital of “slowly I turn” “YEAH...THATS IT...MARTHA” ( _SLOWLY I TURN,STEP BY STEP,INCH BY INCH I CREPT UP TO HIM_ )
Why am I alive? Why would I want to be Dead? Being alive is FUN! All my FRIENDS are here! Taken out of context this would actually make a good quote for an astartes.
"Skost" is one of those magical words created by the tismic speaking "skills" of internet superstar, the one and only "Dick the Birthday Boy," Rich Evans.
19:43 *Vulkan* "I but want to give my brother a - great, big - " I'm not mad that you ruined everything forever"- hug!" *Magnus* "THAT WAS LORGAR, GODSDAMMIT!!!" I started watching TTS long before I started getting into Warhammer lore/books and the more I learn/read about it the funnier this line becomes.
@@kabob0077 To be fair. Even if Erebus didn't taint Lorgar; is it still likely that Fulgrim, Mortarion and Angron would have rebelled for their own reasons and actions?
@@kazmark_gl8652 Yeah, perhaps. Sure, the daemon in the laer blade could have persuaded him to, but it wouldn't take as long due to Horus not also convincing him to.
Wait, Cato Sicarius was going to use a rope to hang himself as part of defeating the titan? Chapter Master, I know it may seem counter-intuitive, but let Cato Sicarius take on the next one. It's for the good of the Imperium.
Given he was referring to what the Chapter Master SHOULD have done, rather than what he would if he was, I imagine the next line before he was cut off was "and in your dying breathe name I, Cato Sicarius, as the new Chapter Master!"
This is even better if you read it in Vulkan's voice...actually...Everything is better heard in Vulkan's voice. "Hoh-ho ho! Now I'm gonna go watch anime! There are many waifu's that need a--GREAT ZOGGIN BIG UG--I will see you all later friends! Ha ha ha!"
“OH HO HO HO MY BROTHA!” “Hello vulkan” “IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG- *OW AV YA BEEN?* “ “Dead” “WONDERFUL! NOW GIVE ME A HUG!” “I would rather-“ (Brutally hugged by vulkan) “Ow”
In a world where the internet has desensitized me to merely chuckling at almost all comedy, this just made me sit in my chair shaking from laughter for 30 minutes, thanks Alfabusa!
Y'know, there's something entirely cozy about seeing all these Primarchs together again, acting like siblings Makes me want to hug my brother and call him a fuckface
@@thetau4866 The humans "God emperor" has see the light of the greater good as shown to him by the great shadowsun in a back alley of a hive world where they made "contact" with each other. -Tau News Network Considering how the tau saw a chapter master being the "god emperor" just imagine how they would react to custodian.
Ixmore Cegorach would explode into a cloud of confetti and cotton candy Angron would scream and beat the shit out of him Lorgar...Lorgar would probably take it,I mean he was really tender hearted before the heresy so affection may be what brings him back into the fold Kor phaeron would spit out his dentures and demand the youngster put him down Erebus would be a tremendous dick about it Slaanesh would say "squeeze me harder,big guy😏” Khorne would hit him with the nearest blunt object and call him a fucking asshole. Tzeentch would replace himself with a big blue dummy with live snakes for tentacles ( *JUST AS PLANNED* ) Nurgle would give a basso chuckle and hug him back,like a good grandpa
*grumbling* "it wasn't Lorgar who punched a hole through humanity's webway, wrecking it beyond repair, through which demons could come through and invade terra directly"
@@floricel_112 But it was Lorgar who set up chaos cults into the other legions and having his number 2 henchman Erebus to steal the athame blade and create a conspiracy that lead to Horus being wounded by the blade and then healed that resulting in Beloved Lupercal turning into Fucking Horus, which led to Magnus doing his stupid stunt in a misguided attempt to warn the Emperor
THERE. I DID IT. I discovered these yesterday, and binge-watched every episode of it today, which took me all day. Hours of hilarious historical lessons of a fictional universe I have never even read anything of, since I've only heard about Warhammer in snippets. Subbed anyway, because I love these
Wait, since Vulkan can now use WAAAGH energy, and basically everyone believed that the only way to bring him back is to collect the artifacts, and the first thing he did after being revived was dropping from a pod... which happened right after the artifacts were collected... ... ... VULKAN LIVES BECAUSE OF THE ARTIFACTS!!!
This just gets better and better. The custode-strippers and Ephrael Stern in the black library, the Emperor getting bored with Dorn, the Ultramarines led through the Webway by a long suffering Papa Smurf. Kittens episode of Tau inflicted rage was a killer. Then the engine of woes was a emperor-damned bubble car. That WAAAAAAGH-infused oh-so-perpetually-happy Vulkan is just inspired. Loved it. If it is at all possible, I do believe that Magnus is becoming more intolerant, and Corax is every bit the anti-social goth-child i'd hoped for. Bravo to Alfabusa and the whole team I've said it before and I'll say it again: Can't wait for the next video
So... Vulkan is part-Ork.. He... HE'S DA GREENEST! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
The problem of being faster than light is that you always live in the darkness. But for Vulkan that's ok because Darkness is old friend. He tries to hug the darkness, and he does, but that's actually just Qah lol. Vulkan confirmed for fastest Primarch?
If Chaos ever wants to really win all they have to do is materialize a stick of lit Dynamite in front of the tech-dummies and they'll do the rest. (Presents Pipebomb to the Omnissaiah)
If I ever ran Ultramarines, which I never would, I would run Cato Sicarious and I would have to have him speak every time he moved or attacked, or did anything.
i belive the joke is the fact it's a Smart car. it's small, cramped, under powered and un practical. you know, uncomfortable as all hell. my guess is the French saw the success of the Germans and thought, hon hon! let's do the opisate! which is rather ironic, not long into it's production Mercedes bought them up and not long after that Benz being Benz they had a crack on their own at a small economy shoe box and made the A class. to say the least it it flopped. kind of literally when it tipped over when a swedish motor journalist attempted the pattened Moose avoidance manouver. but now i'm sidetracking. say the least the Smart car Sucks. at being a CAR.
Actually most of it kinda canon. Presented in as comedic light as possible but mostly canon regardless. Of course that Sister needed to be in her underwear .
I just want to say that, as a series that has gotten not only me into Warhammer 40k but also has helped fight my depression, I'm SO happy to see this episode out. The entire bit with Magnus and Vulkan was pure art btw, and massive kudos to Zegram for not losing his voice doing the screams (unless he did - in which case, he deserves all the award equivalents from our Holy Terra). Cheers to a wonderful series!
Also dude, hang in there. battled depression most of my life. You are far from alone, and hey this series definitely helps me a whole bunch as well, on top of my therapeutic drawing and painting
Because it can make you laugh. And that is all you need to keep going for another day or two. You seem to not know how bad clinical depression really is, any tiny bit of happines you can pull out of anything (and Alfa does his best to provide as much fun as is possible through his videos) will help a lot.
I have been literally craving this episode to come out to continue all these adventures. I cannot LITERALLY express just how much I love this series for its use of the super serious Warhammer lore and making it so stupid, and I can't reiterate this more, hilarious. Keep it going because even with all the youtubers I watch, I watch this like it's a Netflix series. Thank you to all those who worked on this, and keep it going!
Again, thank you! And I only realized this got seen! Thank you Earndil, Fresh, StringStorm, Eliphus, Failsnake, ThunderPsyker, Munkey, Nostalgia, ComradeCrimson, FieldMarshalFry, Gods-And-Kings, Adeptus-Adamaris, Sleepydraw, Garrot, Zegram, TheLemonGrenade, Failsnake, Garrot (PIIIIPE) Karl the Deranged, Kochiha Ichihara, Snipe, Wib, (Oh by emperor's gold plated gold marrow bone balls here comes the patrons so many I am typing a lot of names) Kahn Jaghatai, Malthe Christiansen, Strong Copper, Adam Smith, Alexander &Aum;del, Angus Vargas, Austin Horner, Gus Vialette, Luke Sellars, Taylor Tilbury, Gray Walker, Buff Skeleton, Commisar Elusive, Michael, Maverick Robbins, Cori Beehive, sylvacoer, Sean Geraghty, Meetscho, Josh Cain, Alith Anar, Justin the Demigryph, Dread Pirate Steve, Star Fall, Zaqiel, Paul the Apostle, Cinder, Mahdresher, Drake Reaver, Michael Duffy, Zack Coggins, Flightmastery (by emperor's gold plated gold marrow bone balls my fingers are hurting), Zuracki, GuyverNull, ThatGuyGW, Jarreth Wolfgang Armstrong, Karen Trevelyan, [ML] AchillesLT2, Lawrence Gibson, Ethan Philpot, Puff Dreemurr, Tin Can, Miles Grimes, Soma Hunter, Allan Boggio, Andrew Auchter, Spiritual Liege, Jon Hendrick, Andrew Gosling, and last but not least, Alfabusa. Thank you!
Wow, Ephrael Stern sounds like you guys managed to condense Nostalgia's utter contempt for you all in the Upper Hive games into a single Avatar of pure 'Done with Your Shit'. The only way it could be more fitting is if she had declared the xeno to cease it's actions as they were being silly.
I honestly was not prepared for Tu'Shan's "Precious lord lavanugget" line. seriously, forget kitten's tau-induced rage, THAT had me struggling to not spit coke on my laptop.
You know, it kinda makes sense when Emps calls Magnus a nerd for his love of reading. After all, the Emperor was born around 8000 BC. A quick check on Wikipedia suggests writing, for any other reason than keeping track of how much stuff you've got, was invented around 3100 BC. (In China around 5000 BC, but not sure how relevant that is to the Emperor.) In other words, the Emperor was at least three thousand years old, if not five thousand, when writing came along.
@@jacobevans489 No. While you are correct, BC goes backwards, this means 3100 BCE is in fact after 8000 BCE. Otherwise, you would be saying that the year 3100 before common era came BEFORE 8000 years before common era. Which makes no sense.
THE VOICE ACTING OF MAGNUS IS PERFECTIOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND VULKAN IS PRECIOUS (is he being passive-aggressive towards Magnus there about the 'i don't blame you at all, you totally didn't ruined everything'? it's impossible to tell) IN THIS 'BROTHERLY HUGS FOR EVERYONE' THING! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST ABOUT DIED AT THE POETRY LINE!!! I gotta keep in real, I had NO FREAKING CLUE about ANYTHING to do with Warhammer 40k, only stumbled across this series by chance, but DANG IF THIS SERIES DOESN'T INEVITABLY SUCK ME INTO THE FANDOM AND TURN ME INTO A BELIVIER!!! THIS SERIES IS AMAZING!!!
Rogal: "How would one steal one septillion, two hundred sixty quintillion li-" Emperor: *switches to Super Kami Guru voice* "I drank it.....how do you think I got so FAAAAAAATTT!?"
Ive said it before. The quality of this show just keeps getting better in every sense. The writing, the VA, editing and effects. Not to mention all the jokes, references, and EPIC soundtrack. I am genuinely more excited for your new episodes, than movies or tv. You are all the best. Keep up the wonderful work.
I do not often feel compelled to write comments on TH-cam, but after watching this episode for a third time out of the blue I really feel the need to step out of my way to give praise where praise is due. I have been following this series for some time, and this episode blew me out of the water. The production quality you and your team have achieved is phenomenal. The music, sound effects, voice acting, pacing, humor, and fine attention to detail in animation and framework in this show is so unique and inspired that it is almost overwhelming. It all started quietly enough, but it is quickly becoming one hell of a work of art. I cannot even begin to fathom the time and effort you and your team put into this one. I cannot wait for the next!
The Iron Hands are my favorite chapter and I fucking lost it laughing seeing the most serious primarch next to Rogal depicted as a "Skost." Fucking amazing.
i swear, Magnus and Kitten could have their own youtube channel and overreact to everything like they did to Corvus and i would subscribe. help me, my sides hurt
I just realized Magnus cast magic by saying "please and thank you."
The magic words.
UUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Gods dammit
I can't believe I never got that. That's horrible.
Frikkin’ heretical dried out ketchup bottle!
BAZINGA
Props.
"go play with buildings blocks on the freeway you insensitive child".
Cement maker pops out of nowhere
"I shall do this".
Mr literal is not even close to call Rogal Don
@Julian Monette
*Glass shatters*
PLEASE ERASE THESE MIND IMAGES IMMEDIATELY.
Pulls out concrete mixer
Well you have to admit that Terra’s freeways could surely be improved
"You two clearly tread the Path of the Swole."
I fuckin died.
I'm just glad she's wearing armour again, having spent most of her three books in just a slip and panties
[BAZINGA]
@@weldonwin pardon?
@@guardsmanlars6797But seriously, what was bro trying to say ?
Love how Magnus is LIVING the cliche of “ I don’t want to be like my dad but I’m exactly like my dad”
Lemme tell you, that is a whole ass mood.
Birds of a feather, flock together....hahahhahahaha
And they folks he can relate to are clowns
...which one?
@@finnheisenheim8274 yes
"You two clearly walk the Path of the Swole!"
What a wonderfull sentence the english language has produced
What's swole?
WHERE ARE YOU HIDING THE PROTEIN
ISAPU 1 It means basically an absolute beefcake of muscle
@@m4sherman926
Thank you, my emperor.
ISAPU 1 Much like my self before Horus threw a hissy fit
"POULTRY BOY"
That's Vulkan, repeat, Vulkan for first chicken joke.
He really is the son of the Emperor.
Vulkan, not Vulcan.
@@magnustheredxv Gey
@some kinda guy idiot
[ B A Z I N G A ]
When!!??
"I wanna go back in the box... the box does not judge, it just hates."
Me when quarantine ends.
You’re in luck! We are back in Lockdown
Hahaha "when it ends" hahaha(slowly begins to cry)
Isn't that what all hardcore introverts say?
"Ends"?
Trust me, there'll be plenty of hate to go around when "quarantine" fails.
I have discovered my new favorite thing: Vulkan as a half Jamaican- half Mega Ork, raving lunatic who likes to hug.
Perfection.
How Jamaican?
@@ramsuryaprasath1381 His accent
@@whitemage9457 oh.....ok.....I love Vulkan......
@@whitemage9457 but it sounds like indian
@@ImPedofinderGeneral Nah man, it definitely sounds Jamaican.
"Where are you hiding the protein?"
I think I may have just found my new exercise role-model.
I'm just shocked that Ephrial Stern is apparently canon now and actually wearing armour again
Dost thou, too, tread the paths of the swole?
[BAZINGA]
...and everybody avoids mentioning the obvious double entendre in the "protein" line.
[BAZINGA]
That little scream that Magnus does upon seeing Corvus Corax is _everything_ to me.
Watch it with play back slowed down it only gets better
Notice also how Corvus is kicking the door of the Engine of Woes to close it?
In the warp
Lorgar,carefuly looking outside:wait...is he gone? *Steps outside* hes gone...by the gods hes gone! Ahaha! Ahaha! *Jubilation turns to crawling in the fetal position and ptsd fueled crying like a bitch *
Every traitor primarch fears him more than vulcans hugs
Can relate, him saying "Why is CORVUS here?" burned into my neural network.
Magnus: *says T’au*
Kitten: *ANGRY BRITISH RAGE*
It sounds more Scottish than British
@@callousTelegnosis
... Scotland is British.
You're thinking of the English.
@@mattaffenit9898 *SCOTTISH REEEEE*
@@Legitpenguins99
INFAUSTAE STRIGIS LATINAE
I always thought he was an Aussie...
Humans: "what kind of dark, unimaginable thoughts do those harlequins and their dark laughing gods have?!"
Clowns: *_[Bazinga]_*
BAZINGA
Horrifying
"One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask, what dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?"
I just noticed Magnus is good-natured, but every single time he tries to help someone/something he ends up fucking it up.
Poor Magnymagic.
I wouldn't really call what he proposed to Kitten as 'help'
Compared to the Emperor and the empire at large...Magnus IS pretty much "Good-natured".
I blame Lorgar for the fuckups.
@@theimperiumofman102 I blame the Techno Barbarians.
People have the wrong image in their head of what constituted a Techno Barbarian. They envision Conan the Mad Max Barbarian with some cool Gamma World weapons.
They' were actually hipster EDM junkies who were still listening to Darude. This is what made Narthan Dume so deadly. He was a badass DJ with fresh remixes.
If you had to listen to SandStorm on endless repeat for 28,000 years straight, you would look for some Goth-tastic new gods as well.
@@theimperiumofman102 not really, if you want to blame the roots it would be Khor parreon and Erebus. These fuckers are the whole reason for the whole mess of the Imperium.
Magnus:''You have no sense of adventure.''
Kitten:''Last time you had an adventure,demons happened.''
That was an epic burn.
BOLTER shots fired
Holiest roast since Prospero.
Bazinga!
Easy to see why the sister of battle in the Black Library took the stripper custodes for eldars....
Those cone helmets...
SOMEONE GOT THE FUCKIN' JOKE, VICTORY FOR THE RIGHTEOUS!
:D
yeah... don't think a god would be fooled like that by people that aren't even trying... but he just wanted to laugh at them for it anyway :p He is a troll like that
That... or he is indeed fooled too, and in that case, it's a wonder why Ahriman never tried this XD
And their blue balls
...oh fucking god...immortal, arrogant, cone helmeted warriors...the webway...and double digits worth of super-generals to lead a their own armies of specialized warriors...
Dad fucking ripped off from fucking xenos...
My dissapointment knows no bounds at this point.
I love how they have basically played up all the emperor's 'perfect' sons as being completely nuts
I WANT TO GO BACK TO THE BOX. IM SAD. Yeah that dude is broken beyond belief
Don;t know about you but CC always sounded emo to me.
I mean that's not entirely wrong per say......
Imagine if Robute Guilliman is basically the only sane loyalist primarch left
@@RocketHarry865 doesn't leeman count as sane?
How on Earth did I miss the "clown-o-meters reporting high levels of honk" bit the first time I watched this.
*space lube noises*
@@chaoticneutralism SS13 Moment
Wait, where?
Nvm I found it. 8:29 for anyone else who finds this and is curious.
The Heresy of calling it Earth and not Holy Terra
@@unnamednewbie13 8:31 you absolute cretins
WHY DID *THAT* MAKE ME BREAK?
*"ANESTHETICS REQUIRED!"*
*"ANESTHETICS REQUIRED!!"*
*"ANESTHTICS REQUIRED!!!"*
The Steel Centurion 21 idk but I’m dead
[presente offering to Omnisiah]
i found a pipe!!!
I had a complete breakdown into hysterical laughter when that happened.
Despite the TTS being more or less deadpan, you can hear and feel the panic in his voice.
Imagine having PTSD from the word Bazinga because of essentially a clown god
Sometimes ya gotta feel sorry for them oily bastards.
It's called "watching Big Bang Theory".
@@Bananasnotasong U mean torture?
@@hisokamorow6709 clearly l, big bang theory is something the dark Eldar invented to punish us mon-keigh
Try slapping Kefka’s demon form in Warhammer.
This episode is even better when you realize that Corax said “Nevermore”, left his emo castle, and was captured like a fucking Pokémon by VULKAN right after
Actually I think the car was his emo castle
Vulkan absorbed so much *WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!* energy, that he has half the personality of an ork warboss. That is one hell of a brilliant idea!
I don't know how to feel about that personally, it's a little weird, but I love orks so it may be passable in the end.
VULKAN LIVES!
THUNK THUNK
DA BEAST LIVES
THUNK THUNK
with vulkan now being half warboss I really want him to get some ork boys to command
No, no, shut up, it's even more deep and clever than that. Waaagh! energy works by Orks believing in something, and it's manifested a true. And Vulkan did say that he channeled it through both his mind AND body. So that means it is infused into him, his genetic, and thus his gene-sons. And when he disappeared, what was it that the Salamanders believed would bring about the return of Vulkan? The retrieval of the Artifacts of Vulkan. And as soon as they were found, lo and behold, he returns. Even he doesn't know how it happened, he just recalls regaining consciousness above Prometheus and decided to arrive in a drop pod. Mind-blowing, ain't it.
If a studio ever decides to do a Warhammer movie (maybe about the Horus heresy lets say). They NEED to hire SuperAnchors for the role of Rogal. The man was made for this role.
Opening shot: A massive imperial battleship hangs just outside the orbit of a doomed world, infested by xenos and heretics.
"Yey. Mundane exposition."
"Once upon a time I was me."
"Rogal Dorn."
Rejoice for that just happened
It would be rated R because of the gore, burning, and religious fanaticism. At first, when I watched the Warhammer trailers for the first time, about 11 years ago, I thought the Warhammer series would be cartoony because of the character and vehicle designs.
I would like to point out that one-punching an Eldar Titan is 100% accurate to the tabletop game.
marrier9999
It’s just because my Ultra Marine Brothers are the best Space Marines!
@@Irmarinen *I CAST FIST!*
Wait, seriously? That's hilarious XD.
They dont call him one fist man for nothing
"Me mum was a tube, a tube in mount Everest" Kitten is a lost Primarch confirmed.
nah, he just fell to the black rage even though he's a custodes and not a blood angel
@@bentim7732 *[ B A Z I N G A ]*
I remember hearing an actual theory that the line about the tube refers to the idea that kitten is not a regular custodies and is in fact a genetically modified version of a custodies made for the sole purpose of being everything a regular one isn’t. Emotional, hyper intelligent and a master tactician and warrior. He was literally made for the sole purpose of leading the adeptus custodies and acting as a linchpin over all facets of the custodies.
Of course tts is a comedy primarily so this honestly interesting concept is played off and completely ignored for laughs.
And I love that.
@@AnimatedTerror Nah, it was confirmed somewhere that the scriptwriters did a derp (or maybe it was just ThunderPsyker; not sure if this part was even properly scripted).
Technically all custodes are tube grown
“Oh and you murdered Vulkan...it’s the dropsite massacre all over again.”
Also [space marine scream]
magnus wasn't even present in the drop site massacare
@@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 they were referring to the fact that vulkan died in said massacre
@@acedeci4560 ah ok
I love Vulcan, he's like a giant teddy bear of fun, friendship, and adventure.
And spine murder.
And WAAAAHG, I get the feeling he is an unkillable being fueled by his legion now
@@UNSCPILOT hes half ork now.
You said it wrong it’s ADVENTUUUUUURE
@Daniel Arch he would hug you, BUT YOU SMELLLZ!
3:57 Actually, there has not been any natural water on Terra ever since the Blood Ravens misinterpreted the order "steal rain".
Confirmed. Blood Ravens have the most OP kleptomania IN THE UNIVERSE.
Emperor dammit, where are they hiding the stolen "artifacts" ?
Valentin Prulière That does not even surprise me, and is now cannon in my head
Its canon, no way the warp would be able to steal tons and tons and tons of water
......Do you guys think the blood ravens would "discover" wargear in their armory and what have you from the lamenters?I ask for as far as I know the ravens have primarily *ahem* "discovered" wargear and what not from the original chapters (including the dead) as well as from the custodes and....fulgrim somehow?(If they already haven't as of yet)
I feel like the sentence "That wasn't meant to happen!" Describes Magnus' life very well.
too true man, too true...
Magnus's life is a tragedy. Much like everyone in the 40k universe who isn't a Chaos Daemon.
@@KarpetBurneven THEY aren't immune!
thanks to this amazing series, I will never take Cato Sicarius, Sly Marbo, the Adeptus Custodes, Big E himself, or any of the Primarchs seriously. The only 2 people I can actually take seriously in this series is Fyodor and Leman Russ. Considering how dark the WH40k universe is, this series is some Oscar-winning voice acting, amazing story writing, and just the best stuff I have ever seen. I'm the lore guy in my friend group, and I have to constantly remember that the events in this aren't actually canon> It's just so immersive. Please never stop making these.
should be 3, with Rogal Dorn
I always found that the biggest charm of 40k was that it started as an over the top quasi-parody, then it started becoming more and more serious and heavy, then , then it became so serious and heavy that it became grimdark, then became so over the top and meta that looped back to being a self-parody.
I thought Lucius canonically would be like Cato Sicarius here.
Yes, Russ, the wolf fetichist with a parody of scandinavian accent...
@@Deathunter761 well since Alfabusa himself are from Sweden so....
I'M SAD
IT'S TOO BRIGHT
I WANNA GO BACK IN THE BOX
WANTING TO GO OUTSIDE WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA
THE BOX DOES NOT JUDGE
IT JUST HATES.
Corax is golden. I mean, all the primarchs embody parts of human psyche, so I guess all of them are relatable in one way or another.
Fuck i need one.
@@MizantropMan Well he met Vulkan best friends. Pain and agony
Me on a Monday
[ B A Z I N G A ]
Magnus : WELCOME TO THE DAWN OF WAR TUTORIAL BY LISTENING TO ME YOU'LL BE ABLE TO...
Kitten : WELCOME TO THE DAWN OF WAR TUTORIAL BY LISTENING TO ME YOU'LL BE ABLE TO...
[BAZINGA]
Corvus: I’M SAD. IT’S TOO BRIGHT. I WANNA GO BACK IN THE BOX.
THE BOX DOESN'T JUDGE. IT JUST HATES!
Is that really Corvus Corax??
@@bryanttaylor9902 WHY IS CORVUS HERE WHAT IS HAPPENING
“The hugs shall come for you as well, I will see to that” is honestly a more threatening statement than the words should be.
the fact that Vulkan randomly starts talking like an orc makes him even more enjoyable as a character
Waaaaaaaahr of the Beast.
I love Vulkan so much, he's just so fucking happy and pleasant about everything and it's hilarious!
"Almost as unpleasant as the ghost of Ferrus Mannus! Look at him! Do you see his dumb little ghost face? He's like a skull ghost! A *skost*."
skost is a reference to red letter media rich evans double down
Explains why he and the edgelord supreme get along so well.
he reminds me of kit fisto form star wars a bit. in the novelization of revenge of the sith it says that he was smiling even after sidious chopped his head off. and you know....the whole jamaican thing.
[ B A Z I N G A ]
ThePuddingDead HOLY SHIT ITS PUDDING. I AM SUBSCRIBED TO YOU AND BISCUITS.
If you listen closely, you can hear that Magnus is reciting the dawn of war tutorial when he and captain general kitten are screaming incoherently
Kitten, actually, but yes.
Death Incarnate Both are reciting the same thing
I know this is a thread necromancy but Magnus did much more. he also shouted "game over, man" probably as a reference to Aliens.
I completely missed that lmfao
So I know "mum everest" was just a throwaway joke that alfabusa didn't realize wasn't true of the custodees, but I totally hope in the last ep of the show, Kitten flexes and the armor falls away to reveal his ebony exterior, and THEN THE SKIN FALLS AWAY TO REVEAL OMEGON!
But we have seen him without armour twice lol
Obviously Kitten is one of the two lost primarchs
it's not ebony he's GOLDEN
@@AlexWithington twice? I remember the first time he talked about Vulkan
@@elduquecaradura1468 and when magnus strips him to put on his captain general armour
I like how the Laughing God is so powerful he bends even the opening sequence to his will.
All the while having the most banger theme there is
@@ChaplainPhantasm I wish to tell you a secret about his theme
It is just a remix of Seinfeld's
@@wardenunknown So? It's still a banger
B A Z I N G A
He gave me real Bill Cipher vibes
25:36
Vulkan being alive? Everyone: "Meh"
Vulkan being in hug-delivering range? Everyone: *"Oh no..."*
I bet you just hate hugs Francis
@Vulkan Primarch of the Salamanders I hate affection.
*I WISH TO BOOP THE PRIMARCH*
@@electrohalo8798 do not boop the sad one
Incorrect. The correct response is
VULKAN LIVES
STOMP STOMP
"Welcome to the dawn of war tutorial! By listening to this..." god fucking damn it. 22:21
"... and reading the text that appears..."
Magnus is having horrible memories again.
What was the music track playing during this scene anyway?
Oh god the flashbacks.
Tell me if you find out ;)
Magnus: He exorcised all but his most ingrained hateds out of his body and into this machine.
Also Magnus: I have no idea why you're so friendly given everything that's happened.
The writing in this is perfect.
Does that imply Corvus is one of his ingrained hatreds?
@@VA_Nightshadeyes
"I PUNCHED OUT ONE OF HIS HEARTS, WHY DOES NO ONE REMEMBER THAT?!"
Could have something to do with the wings ya sporting and the reason why ya got them.
History remembers the Victor magnymagic
probably because all them have two hearts，but only one spine！
probably because all them have two hearts，but only one spine！
i remembered it
It's amazing how someone as calm and collective as Kitten can be easily angered just by mentioning the Tau? All because his Tau girlfriend dumped him.
Heartbreak is a bitch.
Eric Grieve you ain’t wrong,anytime someone mentions my ex it becomes a recital of “slowly I turn”
“YEAH...THATS IT...MARTHA”
( _SLOWLY I TURN,STEP BY STEP,INCH BY INCH I CREPT UP TO HIM_ )
MONSTER743 kitten: that's not fucking canon!
ISWEARTOFUCKENGODMATETHATWAS*NOT*CANON
😂
I'm amazed that he turns into a angry english bloke when he got angry this episode.
Why am I alive?
Why would I want to be Dead?
Being alive is FUN!
All my FRIENDS are here!
Taken out of context this would actually make a good quote for an astartes.
Or an Ork, given how they operate on WAAAGH! Logic.
Besides I tried being dead *UNPLEASANT IT WAS!*
never have truer words been spoken.
I honestly laughed at seeing that "The Engine of Woes" was just a smart-car. XD
I don't know why but hearing Vulkan say "skost" Fills me with such joy...
Lester Acuña Jimenez that’s a funny way of saying “Vulkan existing fills me with such joy.”
I really want skost Ferrus to become a reoccurring character
@@johnohara4788 you are weeeeeeeeak, Vulcan...
"Skost" is one of those magical words created by the tismic speaking "skills" of internet superstar, the one and only "Dick the Birthday Boy," Rich Evans.
"Ever heard of Battlemace 42 Miilion?"
Just pure gold
synthetic_mushroom Battlemace: Time of Theta
Lol I love how close kitten and Magnus have gotten
19:43
*Vulkan* "I but want to give my brother a - great, big - " I'm not mad that you ruined everything forever"- hug!"
*Magnus* "THAT WAS LORGAR, GODSDAMMIT!!!"
I started watching TTS long before I started getting into Warhammer lore/books and the more I learn/read about it the funnier this line becomes.
I blame Erebus.
@@kabob0077 To be fair. Even if Erebus didn't taint Lorgar; is it still likely that Fulgrim, Mortarion and Angron would have rebelled for their own reasons and actions?
@@Zekrom249 You're also right. However even if no one rebelled Angron would still at some point.
@@Zekrom249 Fulgrum probably but Mortarian took a lot of convincing to join Horus. so I feel like he would stay loyal.
@@kazmark_gl8652 Yeah, perhaps. Sure, the daemon in the laer blade could have persuaded him to, but it wouldn't take as long due to Horus not also convincing him to.
I love Marneus Calgar. His best line has become my personal motto:
*"I do what I want, and I like what I do".*
Wait, Cato Sicarius was going to use a rope to hang himself as part of defeating the titan?
Chapter Master, I know it may seem counter-intuitive, but let Cato Sicarius take on the next one. It's for the good of the Imperium.
I believe it was a joke about him hating the Chapter Master lol
To fight the phantom you must become the phantom
@@jacobrobison9650 lmao
Given he was referring to what the Chapter Master SHOULD have done, rather than what he would if he was, I imagine the next line before he was cut off was "and in your dying breathe name I, Cato Sicarius, as the new Chapter Master!"
@@sigmanation6957 hey it is quite obvious that Cato wants to take over
I look forward to the ever-happy Vulkan giving the ever-stoic Rogal a hug. That is like the unstoppable force meeting the immovable object.
This is even better if you read it in Vulkan's voice...actually...Everything is better heard in Vulkan's voice.
"Hoh-ho ho! Now I'm gonna go watch anime! There are many waifu's that need a--GREAT ZOGGIN BIG UG--I will see you all later friends! Ha ha ha!"
Dunlaw Someone needs to draw Vulkan giving different anime girls hugs. It would be hilarious and adorable.
"If my hand was not at the Phalanx, it would be broken. Yey."
boxorak
Indeeed...
“OH HO HO HO MY BROTHA!”
“Hello vulkan”
“IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG- *OW AV YA BEEN?* “
“Dead”
“WONDERFUL! NOW GIVE ME A HUG!”
“I would rather-“
(Brutally hugged by vulkan)
“Ow”
the box does not judge, it just hates
"anesthetics required" may be one of the most underappreciated gags in this whole series. it fucking slays me every single time without fail
In a world where the internet has desensitized me to merely chuckling at almost all comedy, this just made me sit in my chair shaking from laughter for 30 minutes, thanks Alfabusa!
BAZIGA
Y'know, there's something entirely cozy about seeing all these Primarchs together again, acting like siblings
Makes me want to hug my brother and call him a fuckface
This is by far the most amusing series i have seen...it has
A plot
A catch
Drama, humor,action, nudity
How come it hasnt won an oscar yet?
10/10
Not enough tau
@AKUJIRULE all l want is to have kitten finally get his much needed massacre of hyper evolved communists
She friendzoned a transhuman that have the abs to rival that of the boney emperor
@@thetau4866 mateisweartofuckin THAT IS NOT CANON!
@@thetau4866 The humans "God emperor" has see the light of the greater good as shown to him by the great shadowsun in a back alley of a hive world where they made "contact" with each other.
-Tau News Network
Considering how the tau saw a chapter master being the "god emperor" just imagine how they would react to custodian.
24:40 the fact magic boi not only just bundles him up in his wings but actually swings an arm around him fills me with joy
Also I can imagine the interaction between Vulkan and Rogal Dorn
Vulkan: Rogal, *picks him up* I've missed you, my brother
Rogal Dorn: Yey, hugs.
now I wonder how the other primarchs would feel about being hugged by Vulkan
Wut about da emprah
ANESTHETICS REQUIRED
ANESTHETICS REQUIRED
ANESTHETICS REQUIRED
ANESTHETICS REQUIRED
ANESTHETICS REQUIRED
ANESTHETICS REQUIRED
Ixmore
Cegorach would explode into a cloud of confetti and cotton candy
Angron would scream and beat the shit out of him
Lorgar...Lorgar would probably take it,I mean he was really tender hearted before the heresy so affection may be what brings him back into the fold
Kor phaeron would spit out his dentures and demand the youngster put him down
Erebus would be a tremendous dick about it
Slaanesh would say "squeeze me harder,big guy😏”
Khorne would hit him with the nearest blunt object and call him a fucking asshole.
Tzeentch would replace himself with a big blue dummy with live snakes for tentacles ( *JUST AS PLANNED* )
Nurgle would give a basso chuckle and hug him back,like a good grandpa
What about Gork and Mork?
"And you survived that!?"
"Haha! Absolutely not!"
" I Found a PIPE! "
*Proceeds on throwing Pipe on Emperah*
*kneecap sundering*
*pipe falls to the floor as loud as possible*
*Terra Proceeds to obtain water once again*
*"I just want to give you a great big - I'M NOT MAD THAT YOU RUINED EVERYTHING FOREVER - hug!"*
*"THAT WAS 'LORGAR' GODSDAMNIT!!!"*
*grumbling* "it wasn't Lorgar who punched a hole through humanity's webway, wrecking it beyond repair, through which demons could come through and invade terra directly"
@@floricel_112 But it was Lorgar who set up chaos cults into the other legions and having his number 2 henchman Erebus to steal the athame blade and create a conspiracy that lead to Horus being wounded by the blade and then healed that resulting in Beloved Lupercal turning into Fucking Horus, which led to Magnus doing his stupid stunt in a misguided attempt to warn the Emperor
@@RocketHarry865 correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Erebus corrupt Lorgar first?
@@SudrianTales Kor Phaeron
Fuck erberus
THERE. I DID IT. I discovered these yesterday, and binge-watched every episode of it today, which took me all day. Hours of hilarious historical lessons of a fictional universe I have never even read anything of, since I've only heard about Warhammer in snippets. Subbed anyway, because I love these
You too?
Same.
Same here last week 🤟
me too
Same here
I just love how the "engine of woes" is a green smartcar, both are forged out of angst and fury and is absolutely horrifying to look upon.
well considering how much the green smartcar looks like it was made by Tau
"Welcome to the Dawn Of War tutorial..." God fucking damn it Thunder
something about your profile picture makes me want to scream "MAKE THEM SUPPER"...
+cptpwnd90 "ALIEN BEANS!!"
Stand back, I'll show you how it's done.
**Begins hammering**
Wait, since Vulkan can now use WAAAGH energy, and basically everyone believed that the only way to bring him back is to collect the artifacts, and the first thing he did after being revived was dropping from a pod... which happened right after the artifacts were collected... ... ... VULKAN LIVES BECAUSE OF THE ARTIFACTS!!!
You know, Magnus was remarkably patient here. Considering the whole "traumatic spine breakage" thing.
This just gets better and better. The custode-strippers and Ephrael Stern in the black library, the Emperor getting bored with Dorn, the Ultramarines led through the Webway by a long suffering Papa Smurf.
Kittens episode of Tau inflicted rage was a killer. Then the engine of woes was a emperor-damned bubble car. That WAAAAAAGH-infused oh-so-perpetually-happy Vulkan is just inspired. Loved it. If it is at all possible, I do believe that Magnus is becoming more intolerant, and Corax is every bit the anti-social goth-child i'd hoped for. Bravo to Alfabusa and the whole team
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Can't wait for the next video
Harry Smith Magnus is sounding more whining with passing time.
Tacoguy1000 thats the word I was looking for
Harry Smith Must be the nipples on his head.
didn't get the mom everest joke
Nacho -Marti Basically, he was conceived on a mountain post that cluster-f*ck that was the dark age of technology
So...
Vulkan is part-Ork..
He...
HE'S DA GREENEST!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
the emperor's greenest!
Hector the III NOW HR WILL LEAF THE ORKS TO FRIENDSHIP
when he died, did the ork he killed also go into his body? :O
Andrew Arthy nag he just absorbed a shit ton of WAAAGH! energy making him think proppa orky. The beast could speak normally.
Hector the III i
Knowing Vulkan he probably actually considers darkness his friend
Sings "Hello darkness my old friend" in a Jamaican accent
The problem of being faster than light is that you always live in the darkness. But for Vulkan that's ok because Darkness is old friend.
He tries to hug the darkness, and he does, but that's actually just Qah lol.
Vulkan confirmed for fastest Primarch?
This explains the decay of the emperor, over the past 10.000 years, various techpreists have abused the poor guy.
Nyah I FOUND A *PHOSPHEX*
If Chaos ever wants to really win all they have to do is materialize a stick of lit Dynamite in front of the tech-dummies and they'll do the rest.
(Presents Pipebomb to the Omnissaiah)
Nyah, I found a jagged metal codpiece
[presents offering to the Omnissaiah]
(Anaesthetic required! Anaesthetic required!)
I FOUND A SPARTAN ASSULT TANK *throw*
*golden throne sundering*
*I FOUND A THERMONUCLEAR WARHEAD*
If I ever ran Ultramarines, which I never would, I would run Cato Sicarious and I would have to have him speak every time he moved or attacked, or did anything.
Cato Sicarious: I, Cato Sicarious have fought the ORK warboss
I play Dark Angels, but I do have a Sicarius model. Might have to play one game as Ultrasmurfs now...
"I, Cato Sicarius, shall smack you with his sword!"
I think that'd give you a tactical edge seeing as your opponent would be either cringing or laughing or both.
"I, Cato Sicarious, will now move six inches to the left!"
11:06 "HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT THE FEEDBACK SESSION OF I, CATO SICARIUS?!!!!" My fav character development
You can tell he's a lovely boss to his underlings.
I liked the short bit about hanging himself right before he said that.
Alex Fahey
Lmao i saw that too
yep he also sounded a bit....rabid there. Calgar might want to have the apothecary look him over t check if hes got rabies
Z. H.S. When he reacted like that, I was like 'Holy fuck that escalated rather quickly'. I think the guy may have a bit of a short temper. XD
Three years, and Magnus’ girly scream upon seeing Corvus Corax still makes me laugh to the point of pissing myself
Am I the only one who keeps coming back to this episode to see Vulkan give people hugs against their will?
No
OH ZOG
I rewatch this one to see Kitten go all northerner.
In the voice of Rogal Dorn, “No”.
I keep jumping back to see that one techpriest find a pipe.
I completely lost it at the "Engine of Woes"
I literally needed to pause the video and stop crying from laughter.
COME ERE YA GIT! SO I CAN GIVE YOU A GREAT BIG FRIENDLY HUG!
Same here HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Zelousmarineinspace What was the joke? I didn't get the reference
i belive the joke is the fact it's a Smart car. it's small, cramped, under powered and un practical. you know, uncomfortable as all hell. my guess is the French saw the success of the Germans and thought, hon hon! let's do the opisate! which is rather ironic, not long into it's production Mercedes bought them up and not long after that Benz being Benz they had a crack on their own at a small economy shoe box and made the A class. to say the least it it flopped. kind of literally when it tipped over when a swedish motor journalist attempted the pattened Moose avoidance manouver. but now i'm sidetracking. say the least the Smart car Sucks. at being a CAR.
ishouldgetalif3 hum, smart is from switzerland, I think.
Dude, Alfa, You uploaded this on my highschool graduation day. May the Emperor be with you.
QuestGiver CONGRATS!
Bruva Alfabusa
Damn, my graduation is tomorrow! Thanks for this!
I am.
YOU ARE WEAAAAAAK .... FATHER !!!
Ghost of Ferrus Manus YOU WERE WEEEEEEEAK FERRUS
“Awkward, Awful, and an atrocity upon family values” I think he just described every family reunion.
"There it is...The Engine of Woes"
I think my gut is eternally broken after how I hard I laughed.
Guess I'll need to learn to photosynthesize now.
A. FUCKING. SMART CAR!?
_visual humor_
A vehicle made by a primarch but has a suspicious Tau/Eldar look
I also would like to mention Magnus carries Kitten away like an actual kitten, by his neck.
>tread the paths of the swole
Muscle Eldar!
"Farseer Ysunar, what do you see?"
"I... see... GAINS!!!"
Kahavave
*Weights everywhere in the web way.*
(screaming intensifies)
(Laughing track intensifies aswell with it.).
(Corvus proceeds to cry.).
warlerker
*Jaghatai Khan races Eldar, Eldar murder-fuck more slaanesh daemons into existence.*
And their preferred weapons are meteor hammers that weigh 50 tonnes!
They are much more swole than the filthy Mon’keigh
I love how vulcan's cheerful music pauses whenever the ork takes over and immediately reverts when he switches back
"Vulkan is dead....again"
also He`stan s scream 😂😂😂
I'd do the same thing if my papa lavanuggets that weve been waiting for forever died again :(
I died on that scream. I came here looking just for this.
This show is canon and you cant convince me otherwise.
Actually most of it kinda canon. Presented in as comedic light as possible but mostly canon regardless. Of course that Sister needed to be in her underwear .
I just want to say that, as a series that has gotten not only me into Warhammer 40k but also has helped fight my depression, I'm SO happy to see this episode out. The entire bit with Magnus and Vulkan was pure art btw, and massive kudos to Zegram for not losing his voice doing the screams (unless he did - in which case, he deserves all the award equivalents from our Holy Terra).
Cheers to a wonderful series!
Aurum Nova I'm happy it has helped someone in a meaningful way!
That does beg the question. Is Zegram ok? Hope he didn't strain himself too much
Also dude, hang in there. battled depression most of my life. You are far from alone, and hey this series definitely helps me a whole bunch as well, on top of my therapeutic drawing and painting
I'm not sure how a parody video can help you "fight" depression. From my experience it's a pleasant distraction at best.
Because it can make you laugh. And that is all you need to keep going for another day or two. You seem to not know how bad clinical depression really is, any tiny bit of happines you can pull out of anything (and Alfa does his best to provide as much fun as is possible through his videos) will help a lot.
I can’t believe that Magnus wanted to do Ocean’s 11 with a 12 ft. Demon man and a silver storyteller
I have been literally craving this episode to come out to continue all these adventures. I cannot LITERALLY express just how much I love this series for its use of the super serious Warhammer lore and making it so stupid, and I can't reiterate this more, hilarious. Keep it going because even with all the youtubers I watch, I watch this like it's a Netflix series. Thank you to all those who worked on this, and keep it going!
Again, thank you! And I only realized this got seen! Thank you Earndil, Fresh, StringStorm, Eliphus, Failsnake, ThunderPsyker, Munkey, Nostalgia, ComradeCrimson, FieldMarshalFry, Gods-And-Kings, Adeptus-Adamaris, Sleepydraw, Garrot, Zegram, TheLemonGrenade, Failsnake, Garrot (PIIIIPE) Karl the Deranged, Kochiha Ichihara, Snipe, Wib, (Oh by emperor's gold plated gold marrow bone balls here comes the patrons so many I am typing a lot of names) Kahn Jaghatai, Malthe Christiansen, Strong Copper, Adam Smith, Alexander &Aum;del, Angus Vargas, Austin Horner, Gus Vialette, Luke Sellars, Taylor Tilbury, Gray Walker, Buff Skeleton, Commisar Elusive, Michael, Maverick Robbins, Cori Beehive, sylvacoer, Sean Geraghty, Meetscho, Josh Cain, Alith Anar, Justin the Demigryph, Dread Pirate Steve, Star Fall, Zaqiel, Paul the Apostle, Cinder, Mahdresher, Drake Reaver, Michael Duffy, Zack Coggins, Flightmastery (by emperor's gold plated gold marrow bone balls my fingers are hurting), Zuracki, GuyverNull, ThatGuyGW, Jarreth Wolfgang Armstrong, Karen Trevelyan, [ML] AchillesLT2, Lawrence Gibson, Ethan Philpot, Puff Dreemurr, Tin Can, Miles Grimes, Soma Hunter, Allan Boggio, Andrew Auchter, Spiritual Liege, Jon Hendrick, Andrew Gosling, and last but not least, Alfabusa. Thank you!
IMHO, 40k is at its best when it doesn't take itself too seriously. Which is why Ciaphas Cain is the best Black Library series.
"I'm sad. It's too bright. I wanna go back in the box."
Same.
Same here.
Bruh you alright
am i alright
Wow, Ephrael Stern sounds like you guys managed to condense Nostalgia's utter contempt for you all in the Upper Hive games into a single Avatar of pure 'Done with Your Shit'. The only way it could be more fitting is if she had declared the xeno to cease it's actions as they were being silly.
abcj17 what else did you expect from a voice actress *AT PEAK PERFORMANCE!!!!*
the custodes may be manly pillar worshipers but Ephrael is....the scariest mother fucker in the entire galaxy :|
Too fucking perfect XD
22:22 "WELCOME TO THE DAWN OF WAR TUTORIAL. BY LISTENING TO ME AND READING THE TEXT THAT APPEARS- "
I honestly was not prepared for Tu'Shan's "Precious lord lavanugget" line. seriously, forget kitten's tau-induced rage, THAT had me struggling to not spit coke on my laptop.
TheDarkGenious silly man, u don’t put cocaine in ur mouth u snort it. (All jokes aside I agree)
You know, it kinda makes sense when Emps calls Magnus a nerd for his love of reading.
After all, the Emperor was born around 8000 BC. A quick check on Wikipedia suggests writing, for any other reason than keeping track of how much stuff you've got, was invented around 3100 BC. (In China around 5000 BC, but not sure how relevant that is to the Emperor.)
In other words, the Emperor was at least three thousand years old, if not five thousand, when writing came along.
Know I am year late, however still feel I should mention. Years BC go backwards. Moving to AD so 3100 BC is before year 8000.
@@jacobevans489 No. While you are correct, BC goes backwards, this means 3100 BCE is in fact after 8000 BCE. Otherwise, you would be saying that the year 3100 before common era came BEFORE 8000 years before common era. Which makes no sense.
Sooo...the Tau are to Kitten what the space wolves are to magnus?
Ever since that alleged breakup with Shadowsun :P
His berserk button? Yes.
THIS IS NOT FUKING CANON
Except instead of a giant cyclops, he turns into a chav.
Carter Gates And Emperor Traitor Legions
THE VOICE ACTING OF MAGNUS IS PERFECTIOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND VULKAN IS PRECIOUS (is he being passive-aggressive towards Magnus there about the 'i don't blame you at all, you totally didn't ruined everything'? it's impossible to tell) IN THIS 'BROTHERLY HUGS FOR EVERYONE' THING!
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST ABOUT DIED AT THE POETRY LINE!!!
I gotta keep in real, I had NO FREAKING CLUE about ANYTHING to do with Warhammer 40k, only stumbled across this series by chance, but DANG IF THIS SERIES DOESN'T INEVITABLY SUCK ME INTO THE FANDOM AND TURN ME INTO A BELIVIER!!!
THIS SERIES IS AMAZING!!!
Rogal: "How would one steal one septillion, two hundred sixty quintillion li-"
Emperor: *switches to Super Kami Guru voice* "I drank it.....how do you think I got so FAAAAAAATTT!?"
Rogal: Father, you are a skeleton, you cannot be fat
Emps: "Damn it Rogal!"
It’s crazy to think that only a year later takahata01, one of the actors of dbza, would be in this very show
@@feIIas EXCUSE ME?
@@flamingrubys11 yeah, he voices santodes
Salamanders speaking with Jamaican accents and Vulkan being affected by The Waagh and becoming immortal is the best thing ever! XD
He already was immortal
He was a Perpetual before
@@theemperorofmemekindpurger7751 on another note Terra's oceans disappearing into the Immaterium would explain the Void Whales.
rodriguezrodriguez void.... whales? The fuck?
Barack Obama isn’t lore fun?!
Ive said it before. The quality of this show just keeps getting better in every sense. The writing, the VA, editing and effects. Not to mention all the jokes, references, and EPIC soundtrack. I am genuinely more excited for your new episodes, than movies or tv. You are all the best. Keep up the wonderful work.
Anonymous I mean. That fucking guitar rift in the intro. Wow
i love the fact that when corvus shows up, magnus is so scared shitless that his hair turns yellow for a bit.
I do not often feel compelled to write comments on TH-cam, but after watching this episode for a third time out of the blue I really feel the need to step out of my way to give praise where praise is due. I have been following this series for some time, and this episode blew me out of the water. The production quality you and your team have achieved is phenomenal. The music, sound effects, voice acting, pacing, humor, and fine attention to detail in animation and framework in this show is so unique and inspired that it is almost overwhelming. It all started quietly enough, but it is quickly becoming one hell of a work of art. I cannot even begin to fathom the time and effort you and your team put into this one.
I cannot wait for the next!
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Thank you a whole lot!
Bruva Alfabusa
Slaanesh has approved your videos, dont ask me how I know. I have forseen this...
9:05 sounds likethe camel sound from AoE2
Why isn't this thing making hilarity? I give you subway tokens! Function, lest you receive a hug of uncomfortably long duration and autistic ferocity!
The Iron Hands are my favorite chapter and I fucking lost it laughing seeing the most serious primarch next to Rogal depicted as a "Skost." Fucking amazing.
YOU ARE WEEEEAAAK CORVUS
i swear, Magnus and Kitten could have their own youtube channel and overreact to everything like they did to Corvus and i would subscribe.
help me, my sides hurt
Magnus's high pitched shriek had me in tears
Wot
I love how Cegorach's creepy enough to change the intro music
Same. The intro was great with the intensifying tempo of Prime Clown