If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device - Episode 25: Fiery Family Reunion
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ส.ค. 2024
- Base Script/Story by: Alfabusa
Script Writers: Earndil, Fresh
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I just realized Magnus cast magic by saying "please and thank you."
The magic words.
UUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Gods dammit
I can't believe I never got that. That's horrible.
Frikkin’ heretical dried out ketchup bottle!
BAZINGA
Props.
"You two clearly tread the Path of the Swole."
I fuckin died.
I'm just glad she's wearing armour again, having spent most of her three books in just a slip and panties
[BAZINGA]
Love how Magnus is LIVING the cliche of “ I don’t want to be like my dad but I’m exactly like my dad”
Lemme tell you, that is a whole ass mood.
Ye
Birds of a feather, flock together....hahahhahahaha
And they folks he can relate to are clowns
Magnus: *says T’au*
Kitten: *ANGRY BRITISH RAGE*
It sounds more Scottish than British
@@callousTelegnosis
... Scotland is British.
You're thinking of the English.
@@mattaffenit9898 *SCOTTISH REEEEE*
@@Legitpenguins99
INFAUSTAE STRIGIS LATINAE
I always thought he was an Aussie...
Vulkan absorbed so much *WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!* energy, that he has half the personality of an ork warboss. That is one hell of a brilliant idea!
I don't know how to feel about that personally, it's a little weird, but I love orks so it may be passable in the end.
VULKAN LIVES!
THUNK THUNK
DA BEAST LIVES
THUNK THUNK
with vulkan now being half warboss I really want him to get some ork boys to command
No, no, shut up, it's even more deep and clever than that. Waaagh! energy works by Orks believing in something, and it's manifested a true. And Vulkan did say that he channeled it through both his mind AND body. So that means it is infused into him, his genetic, and thus his gene-sons. And when he disappeared, what was it that the Salamanders believed would bring about the return of Vulkan? The retrieval of the Artifacts of Vulkan. And as soon as they were found, lo and behold, he returns. Even he doesn't know how it happened, he just recalls regaining consciousness above Prometheus and decided to arrive in a drop pod. Mind-blowing, ain't it.
"go play with buildings blocks on the freeway you insensitive child".
Cement maker pops out of nowhere
"I shall do this".
Mr literal is not even close to call Rogal Don
@Julian Monette
*Glass shatters*
PLEASE ERASE THESE MIND IMAGES IMMEDIATELY.
Pulls out concrete mixer
Well you have to admit that Terra’s freeways could surely be improved
"You two clearly walk the Path of the Swole!"
What a wonderfull sentence the english language has produced
What's swole?
WHERE ARE YOU HIDING THE PROTEIN
ISAPU 1 It means basically an absolute beefcake of muscle
@@m4sherman926
Thank you, my emperor.
ISAPU 1 Much like my self before Horus threw a hissy fit
"I wanna go back in the box... the box does not judge, it just hates."
Me when quarantine ends.
You’re in luck! We are back in Lockdown
Hahaha "when it ends" hahaha(slowly begins to cry)
Isn't that what all hardcore introverts say?
"Ends"?
Trust me, there'll be plenty of hate to go around when "quarantine" fails.
That little scream that Magnus does upon seeing Corvus Corax is _everything_ to me.
Watch it with play back slowed down it only gets better
Notice also how Corvus is kicking the door of the Engine of Woes to close it?
In the warp
Lorgar,carefuly looking outside:wait...is he gone? *Steps outside* hes gone...by the gods hes gone! Ahaha! Ahaha! *Jubilation turns to crawling in the fetal position and ptsd fueled crying like a bitch *
Every traitor primarch fears him more than vulcans hugs
Can relate, him saying "Why is CORVUS here?" burned into my neural network.
"Where are you hiding the protein?"
I think I may have just found my new exercise role-model.
I'm just shocked that Ephrial Stern is apparently canon now and actually wearing armour again
Dost thou, too, tread the paths of the swole?
[BAZINGA]
...and everybody avoids mentioning the obvious double entendre in the "protein" line.
[BAZINGA]
I have discovered my new favorite thing: Vulkan as a half Jamaican- half Mega Ork, raving lunatic who likes to hug.
Perfection.
How Jamaican?
@@ramsuryaprasath1381 His accent
@@whitemage9457 oh.....ok.....I love Vulkan......
@@whitemage9457 but it sounds like indian
@@ImPedofinderGeneral Nah man, it definitely sounds Jamaican.
"Me mum was a tube, a tube in mount Everest" Kitten is a lost Primarch confirmed.
nah, he just fell to the black rage even though he's a custodes and not a blood angel
@@bentim7732 *[ B A Z I N G A ]*
I remember hearing an actual theory that the line about the tube refers to the idea that kitten is not a regular custodies and is in fact a genetically modified version of a custodies made for the sole purpose of being everything a regular one isn’t. Emotional, hyper intelligent and a master tactician and warrior. He was literally made for the sole purpose of leading the adeptus custodies and acting as a linchpin over all facets of the custodies.
Of course tts is a comedy primarily so this honestly interesting concept is played off and completely ignored for laughs.
And I love that.
@@AnimatedTerror Nah, it was confirmed somewhere that the scriptwriters did a derp (or maybe it was just ThunderPsyker; not sure if this part was even properly scripted).
Technically all custodes are tube grown
"POULTRY BOY"
That's Vulkan, repeat, Vulkan for first chicken joke.
He really is the son of the Emperor.
Vulkan, not Vulcan.
@@magnustheredxv Gey
@some kinda guy idiot
[ B A Z I N G A ]
When!!??
Magnus:''You have no sense of adventure.''
Kitten:''Last time you had an adventure,demons happened.''
That was an epic burn.
BOLTER shots fired
Holiest roast since Prospero.
Bazinga!
I love how they have basically played up all the emperor's 'perfect' sons as being completely nuts
I WANT TO GO BACK TO THE BOX. IM SAD. Yeah that dude is broken beyond belief
Don;t know about you but CC always sounded emo to me.
I mean that's not entirely wrong per say......
Imagine if Robute Guilliman is basically the only sane loyalist primarch left
@@RocketHarry865 doesn't leeman count as sane?
Humans: "what kind of dark, unimaginable thoughts do those harlequins and their dark laughing gods have?!"
Clowns: *_[Bazinga]_*
BAZINGA
Horrifying
"One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask, what dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?"
How on Earth did I miss the "clown-o-meters reporting high levels of honk" bit the first time I watched this.
*space lube noises*
@@chaoticneutralism SS13 Moment
Wait, where?
Nvm I found it. 8:29 for anyone else who finds this and is curious.
The Heresy of calling it Earth and not Holy Terra
@@unnamednewbie13 8:31 you absolute cretins
WHY DID *THAT* MAKE ME BREAK?
*"ANESTHETICS REQUIRED!"*
*"ANESTHETICS REQUIRED!!"*
*"ANESTHTICS REQUIRED!!!"*
The Steel Centurion 21 idk but I’m dead
[presente offering to Omnisiah]
i found a pipe!!!
I had a complete breakdown into hysterical laughter when that happened.
Despite the TTS being more or less deadpan, you can hear and feel the panic in his voice.
This episode is even better when you realize that Corax said “Nevermore”, left his emo castle, and was captured like a fucking Pokémon by VULKAN right after
Actually I think the car was his emo castle
I feel like the sentence "That wasn't meant to happen!" Describes Magnus' life very well.
too true man, too true...
Magnus's life is a tragedy. Much like everyone in the 40k universe who isn't a Chaos Daemon.
@@KarpetBurneven THEY aren't immune!
I love Vulkan so much, he's just so fucking happy and pleasant about everything and it's hilarious!
"Almost as unpleasant as the ghost of Ferrus Mannus! Look at him! Do you see his dumb little ghost face? He's like a skull ghost! A *skost*."
skost is a reference to red letter media rich evans double down
Explains why he and the edgelord supreme get along so well.
he reminds me of kit fisto form star wars a bit. in the novelization of revenge of the sith it says that he was smiling even after sidious chopped his head off. and you know....the whole jamaican thing.
[ B A Z I N G A ]
ThePuddingDead HOLY SHIT ITS PUDDING. I AM SUBSCRIBED TO YOU AND BISCUITS.
Imagine having PTSD from the word Bazinga because of essentially a clown god
Sometimes ya gotta feel sorry for them oily bastards.
It's called "watching Big Bang Theory".
@@martindovah3810 U mean torture?
@@hisokamorow6709 clearly l, big bang theory is something the dark Eldar invented to punish us mon-keigh
Try slapping Kefka’s demon form in Warhammer.
“The hugs shall come for you as well, I will see to that” is honestly a more threatening statement than the words should be.
I honestly laughed at seeing that "The Engine of Woes" was just a smart-car. XD
Easy to see why the sister of battle in the Black Library took the stripper custodes for eldars....
Those cone helmets...
SOMEONE GOT THE FUCKIN' JOKE, VICTORY FOR THE RIGHTEOUS!
:D
yeah... don't think a god would be fooled like that by people that aren't even trying... but he just wanted to laugh at them for it anyway :p He is a troll like that
That... or he is indeed fooled too, and in that case, it's a wonder why Ahriman never tried this XD
And their blue balls
...oh fucking god...immortal, arrogant, cone helmeted warriors...the webway...and double digits worth of super-generals to lead a their own armies of specialized warriors...
Dad fucking ripped off from fucking xenos...
My dissapointment knows no bounds at this point.
I just noticed Magnus is good-natured, but every single time he tries to help someone/something he ends up fucking it up.
Poor Magnymagic.
I wouldn't really call what he proposed to Kitten as 'help'
Compared to the Emperor and the empire at large...Magnus IS pretty much "Good-natured".
I blame Lorgar for the fuckups.
@@theimperiumofman102 I blame the Techno Barbarians.
People have the wrong image in their head of what constituted a Techno Barbarian. They envision Conan the Mad Max Barbarian with some cool Gamma World weapons.
They' were actually hipster EDM junkies who were still listening to Darude. This is what made Narthan Dume so deadly. He was a badass DJ with fresh remixes.
If you had to listen to SandStorm on endless repeat for 28,000 years straight, you would look for some Goth-tastic new gods as well.
@@theimperiumofman102 not really, if you want to blame the roots it would be Khor parreon and Erebus. These fuckers are the whole reason for the whole mess of the Imperium.
So I know "mum everest" was just a throwaway joke that alfabusa didn't realize wasn't true of the custodees, but I totally hope in the last ep of the show, Kitten flexes and the armor falls away to reveal his ebony exterior, and THEN THE SKIN FALLS AWAY TO REVEAL OMEGON!
But we have seen him without armour twice lol
Obviously Kitten is one of the two lost primarchs
it's not ebony he's GOLDEN
@@AlexWithington twice? I remember the first time he talked about Vulkan
@@elduquecaradura1468 and when magnus strips him to put on his captain general armour
Magnus: He exorcised all but his most ingrained hateds out of his body and into this machine.
Also Magnus: I have no idea why you're so friendly given everything that's happened.
The writing in this is perfect.
Does that imply Corvus is one of his ingrained hatreds?
@@VA_Nightshadeyes
3:57 Actually, there has not been any natural water on Terra ever since the Blood Ravens misinterpreted the order "steal rain".
Confirmed. Blood Ravens have the most OP kleptomania IN THE UNIVERSE.
Emperor dammit, where are they hiding the stolen "artifacts" ?
Valentin Prulière That does not even surprise me, and is now cannon in my head
Its canon, no way the warp would be able to steal tons and tons and tons of water
......Do you guys think the blood ravens would "discover" wargear in their armory and what have you from the lamenters?I ask for as far as I know the ravens have primarily *ahem* "discovered" wargear and what not from the original chapters (including the dead) as well as from the custodes and....fulgrim somehow?(If they already haven't as of yet)
I love Vulcan, he's like a giant teddy bear of fun, friendship, and adventure.
And spine murder.
And WAAAAHG, I get the feeling he is an unkillable being fueled by his legion now
@@UNSCPILOT hes half ork now.
You said it wrong it’s ADVENTUUUUUURE
@Daniel Arch he would hug you, BUT YOU SMELLLZ!
I love Marneus Calgar. His best line has become my personal motto:
*"I do what I want, and I like what I do".*
*"I just want to give you a great big - I'M NOT MAD THAT YOU RUINED EVERYTHING FOREVER - hug!"*
*"THAT WAS 'LORGAR' GODSDAMNIT!!!"*
*grumbling* "it wasn't Lorgar who punched a hole through humanity's webway, wrecking it beyond repair, through which demons could come through and invade terra directly"
@@floricel_112 But it was Lorgar who set up chaos cults into the other legions and having his number 2 henchman Erebus to steal the athame blade and create a conspiracy that lead to Horus being wounded by the blade and then healed that resulting in Beloved Lupercal turning into Fucking Horus, which led to Magnus doing his stupid stunt in a misguided attempt to warn the Emperor
@@RocketHarry865 correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Erebus corrupt Lorgar first?
@@SudrianTales Kor Phaeron
Fuck erberus
"Welcome to the dawn of war tutorial! By listening to this..." god fucking damn it. 22:21
"... and reading the text that appears..."
Magnus is having horrible memories again.
What was the music track playing during this scene anyway?
Oh god the flashbacks.
Tell me if you find out ;)
I legit had the weirdest combo of terror and absolute amusement at the Clown God thing.
Moon Dusk Me too! Now is a good time to be a fan of Cegorach.
I didnt know if I should cry of laughter or fear. It was very disturbing.
BAZINGA
And here's the craziest part, he is one of the closest things to a good guy in the Setting.
ShadowWolfRising Isha? She loves all life supposedly. Too bad Nurgle has her. This Cheogorath is terrifying and hilarious and I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I can’t believe that Magnus wanted to do Ocean’s 11 with a 12 ft. Demon man and a silver storyteller
Wait, since Vulkan can now use WAAAGH energy, and basically everyone believed that the only way to bring him back is to collect the artifacts, and the first thing he did after being revived was dropping from a pod... which happened right after the artifacts were collected... ... ... VULKAN LIVES BECAUSE OF THE ARTIFACTS!!!
I would like to point out that one-punching an Eldar Titan is 100% accurate to the tabletop game.
marrier9999
It’s just because my Ultra Marine Brothers are the best Space Marines!
@@Irmarinen *I CAST FIST!*
Wait, seriously? That's hilarious XD.
They dont call him one fist man for nothing
“Oh and you murdered Vulkan...it’s the dropsite massacre all over again.”
Also [space marine scream]
magnus wasn't even present in the drop site massacare
@@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 they were referring to the fact that vulkan died in said massacre
@@acedeci4560 ah ok
Knowing Vulkan he probably actually considers darkness his friend
Sings "Hello darkness my old friend" in a Jamaican accent
The problem of being faster than light is that you always live in the darkness. But for Vulkan that's ok because Darkness is old friend.
He tries to hug the darkness, and he does, but that's actually just Qah lol.
Vulkan confirmed for fastest Primarch?
"anesthetics required" may be one of the most underappreciated gags in this whole series. it fucking slays me every single time without fail
If a studio ever decides to do a Warhammer movie (maybe about the Horus heresy lets say). They NEED to hire SuperAnchors for the role of Rogal. The man was made for this role.
Opening shot: A massive imperial battleship hangs just outside the orbit of a doomed world, infested by xenos and heretics.
"Yey. Mundane exposition."
"Once upon a time I was me."
"Rogal Dorn."
Rejoice for that just happened
It would be rated R because of the gore, burning, and religious fanaticism. At first, when I watched the Warhammer trailers for the first time, about 11 years ago, I thought the Warhammer series would be cartoony because of the character and vehicle designs.
I completely lost it at the "Engine of Woes"
I literally needed to pause the video and stop crying from laughter.
COME ERE YA GIT! SO I CAN GIVE YOU A GREAT BIG FRIENDLY HUG!
Same here HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Zelousmarineinspace What was the joke? I didn't get the reference
i belive the joke is the fact it's a Smart car. it's small, cramped, under powered and un practical. you know, uncomfortable as all hell. my guess is the French saw the success of the Germans and thought, hon hon! let's do the opisate! which is rather ironic, not long into it's production Mercedes bought them up and not long after that Benz being Benz they had a crack on their own at a small economy shoe box and made the A class. to say the least it it flopped. kind of literally when it tipped over when a swedish motor journalist attempted the pattened Moose avoidance manouver. but now i'm sidetracking. say the least the Smart car Sucks. at being a CAR.
ishouldgetalif3 hum, smart is from switzerland, I think.
“Clown-o-meter” and “levels of honk” has me rolling😂😂😂
When is this?
@@Overlord-es8pq ah I found it. 8:29
@@adamofblastworks1517 thank you very much
24:40 the fact magic boi not only just bundles him up in his wings but actually swings an arm around him fills me with joy
the fact that Vulkan randomly starts talking like an orc makes him even more enjoyable as a character
Waaaaaaaahr of the Beast.
"I PUNCHED OUT ONE OF HIS HEARTS, WHY DOES NO ONE REMEMBER THAT?!"
Could have something to do with the wings ya sporting and the reason why ya got them.
History remembers the Victor magnymagic
probably because all them have two hearts，but only one spine！
probably because all them have two hearts，but only one spine！
i remembered it
“Awkward, Awful, and an atrocity upon family values” I think he just described every family reunion.
Three years, and Magnus’ girly scream upon seeing Corvus Corax still makes me laugh to the point of pissing myself
"Welcome to the Dawn Of War tutorial..." God fucking damn it Thunder
something about your profile picture makes me want to scream "MAKE THEM SUPPER"...
+cptpwnd90 "ALIEN BEANS!!"
Stand back, I'll show you how it's done.
**Begins hammering**
If you listen closely, you can hear that Magnus is reciting the dawn of war tutorial when he and captain general kitten are screaming incoherently
Kitten, actually, but yes.
Death Incarnate Both are reciting the same thing
I know this is a thread necromancy but Magnus did much more. he also shouted "game over, man" probably as a reference to Aliens.
I completely missed that lmfao
I love how Cegorach's creepy enough to change the intro music
Same. The intro was great with the intensifying tempo of Prime Clown
22:22 "WELCOME TO THE DAWN OF WAR TUTORIAL. BY LISTENING TO ME AND READING THE TEXT THAT APPEARS- "
I like how the Laughing God is so powerful he bends even the opening sequence to his will.
All the while having the most banger theme there is
@@ChaplainPhantasm I wish to tell you a secret about his theme
It is just a remix of Seinfeld's
@@wardenunknown So? It's still a banger
B A Z I N G A
He gave me real Bill Cipher vibes
the box does not judge, it just hates
I love how vulcan's cheerful music pauses whenever the ork takes over and immediately reverts when he switches back
When the custodes return from the Black Library it seems to be raining in the throne room.
Or more accurately the Emperor is crying again.
19:43
*Vulkan* "I but want to give my brother a - great, big - " I'm not mad that you ruined everything forever"- hug!"
*Magnus* "THAT WAS LORGAR, GODSDAMMIT!!!"
I started watching TTS long before I started getting into Warhammer lore/books and the more I learn/read about it the funnier this line becomes.
I blame Erebus.
@@kabob0077 To be fair. Even if Erebus didn't taint Lorgar; is it still likely that Fulgrim, Mortarion and Angron would have rebelled for their own reasons and actions?
@@Zekrom249 You're also right. However even if no one rebelled Angron would still at some point.
@@Zekrom249 Fulgrum probably but Mortarian took a lot of convincing to join Horus. so I feel like he would stay loyal.
@@kazmark_gl8652 Yeah, perhaps. Sure, the daemon in the laer blade could have persuaded him to, but it wouldn't take as long due to Horus not also convincing him to.
25:36
Vulkan being alive? Everyone: "Meh"
Vulkan being in hug-delivering range? Everyone: *"Oh no..."*
I bet you just hate hugs Francis
@Vulkan Primarch of the Salamanders I hate affection.
*I WISH TO BOOP THE PRIMARCH*
@@electrohalo8798 do not boop the sad one
Incorrect. The correct response is
VULKAN LIVES
STOMP STOMP
“FRESH AIR UPON MY SKIN IS LIKE THE FLENSING DAGGERS OF A THOUSAND, THOUSAND MENIAL URCHINS GOING AT A SACK OF POTATOES”
i love the fact that when corvus shows up, magnus is so scared shitless that his hair turns yellow for a bit.
" I Found a PIPE! "
*Proceeds on throwing Pipe on Emperah*
*kneecap sundering*
*pipe falls to the floor as loud as possible*
*Terra Proceeds to obtain water once again*
"Ever heard of Battlemace 42 Miilion?"
Just pure gold
synthetic_mushroom Battlemace: Time of Theta
Lol I love how close kitten and Magnus have gotten
Vulcan: I am adorable and you will quote everything I say
COME ERE YA LOVEABLE GIT!!!
I love how Corvus sounds like he'd DEFINITELY be voiced by Patrick Warburton. I mean, spot on impression that.
And if they find lorgar or piss corvus,hes gonna go daemon form and further scare everyone
Honestly, I thought he sounded more like Keanu Reaves, but I can hear a little Warburton in there, too.
I always thought he'd sound like Raiden from Metal Gear.
In a world where the internet has desensitized me to merely chuckling at almost all comedy, this just made me sit in my chair shaking from laughter for 30 minutes, thanks Alfabusa!
BAZIGA
"And you survived that!?"
"Haha! Absolutely not!"
12:30 And next on "Kitten and Magnus' Heretical Adventure"
VULKAN LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*STOMP* *STOMP*
MAGNUS LIVES
*Faint Voices* : HERESY!!!!
Roboute LIVES
Wait.... FUCK!
VULKAN'S DEAD. AGAIN
WAIT , HE STILL LIVES ? *mind blown to oblivion*
VULKAN IS DEAD
.
.
.
VULKAN LIVES!
...again...
today...
I like it that when he starts talking Ork, the happy background music stops.
10:19 Stand perfectly still
10:21 Walk slowly towards your hated enemy
10:36 and we know the rest...
Magnus : WELCOME TO THE DAWN OF WAR TUTORIAL BY LISTENING TO ME YOU'LL BE ABLE TO...
Kitten : WELCOME TO THE DAWN OF WAR TUTORIAL BY LISTENING TO ME YOU'LL BE ABLE TO...
[BAZINGA]
Corvus: I’M SAD. IT’S TOO BRIGHT. I WANNA GO BACK IN THE BOX.
THE BOX DOESN'T JUDGE. IT JUST HATES!
Is that really Corvus Corax??
@@bryanttaylor9902 WHY IS CORVUS HERE WHAT IS HAPPENING
Why am I alive?
Why would I want to be Dead?
Being alive is FUN!
All my FRIENDS are here!
Taken out of context this would actually make a good quote for an astartes.
Or an Ork, given how they operate on WAAAGH! Logic.
Besides I tried being dead *UNPLEASANT IT WAS!*
never have truer words been spoken.
A thread I found somewhere
Vulcan: "I want to hug the Man of Iron!"
Corvus: "No hugging the Murderous Machines Vulcan."
MOI: "BEEP?"
Vulcan: "But it be just a quick squeezed.'
Corvus: "Don't you dare"
MOI: "BOOP?"
Vulcan: "I'M GOING TO!"
Corvus: "NO!"
MOI: "HONK?"
Vulcan: "HUGGS!" *Hugs the robot of doom/CHAOS*
Corvus: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Man of Iron: "BEEEE---System rebooting. Taint remove by hug. Intergrating feels discovered from Hug for new anti taint protocols. Distributing updates through network. Anti-Chaos systems online. Engaging Battle Reflex Mode. Mission: DESTROY ALL CHAOS. FOR THE GLORY OF MAN!"
The four Tumors: "THe fuck-OH FUC-*Takes a blackhole to the face. Repeatedly*
Emperor: "Wait you mean that we only had to? I could have-? But me and the experts- FUCK IT! WHERES MY 200% PROOF FENRISSIAN ALE MALCODOR! I'M TOO SOBER FOR THIS!"
Damn, humanity winning 2: anti heresy boogaloo.
Nice comment brother, emperor approves
Custodian: why is he laughing?!
Cegorah: you wouldn't get it.
So...
Vulkan is part-Ork..
He...
HE'S DA GREENEST!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
the emperor's greenest!
Hector the III NOW HR WILL LEAF THE ORKS TO FRIENDSHIP
when he died, did the ork he killed also go into his body? :O
Andrew Arthy nag he just absorbed a shit ton of WAAAGH! energy making him think proppa orky. The beast could speak normally.
Hector the III i
I look forward to the ever-happy Vulkan giving the ever-stoic Rogal a hug. That is like the unstoppable force meeting the immovable object.
This is even better if you read it in Vulkan's voice...actually...Everything is better heard in Vulkan's voice.
"Hoh-ho ho! Now I'm gonna go watch anime! There are many waifu's that need a--GREAT ZOGGIN BIG UG--I will see you all later friends! Ha ha ha!"
Dunlaw Someone needs to draw Vulkan giving different anime girls hugs. It would be hilarious and adorable.
"If my hand was not at the Phalanx, it would be broken. Yey."
boxorak
Indeeed...
“OH HO HO HO MY BROTHA!”
“Hello vulkan”
“IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG- *OW AV YA BEEN?* “
“Dead”
“WONDERFUL! NOW GIVE ME A HUG!”
“I would rather-“
(Brutally hugged by vulkan)
“Ow”
THE VOICE ACTING OF MAGNUS IS PERFECTIOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND VULKAN IS PRECIOUS (is he being passive-aggressive towards Magnus there about the 'i don't blame you at all, you totally didn't ruined everything'? it's impossible to tell) IN THIS 'BROTHERLY HUGS FOR EVERYONE' THING!
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST ABOUT DIED AT THE POETRY LINE!!!
I gotta keep in real, I had NO FREAKING CLUE about ANYTHING to do with Warhammer 40k, only stumbled across this series by chance, but DANG IF THIS SERIES DOESN'T INEVITABLY SUCK ME INTO THE FANDOM AND TURN ME INTO A BELIVIER!!!
THIS SERIES IS AMAZING!!!
How to make Kitten do what you want if he initially resists: Say that not doing it is something the Tau would do.
thanks to this amazing series, I will never take Cato Sicarius, Sly Marbo, the Adeptus Custodes, Big E himself, or any of the Primarchs seriously. The only 2 people I can actually take seriously in this series is Fyodor and Leman Russ. Considering how dark the WH40k universe is, this series is some Oscar-winning voice acting, amazing story writing, and just the best stuff I have ever seen. I'm the lore guy in my friend group, and I have to constantly remember that the events in this aren't actually canon> It's just so immersive. Please never stop making these.
should be 3, with Rogal Dorn
I always found that the biggest charm of 40k was that it started as an over the top quasi-parody, then it started becoming more and more serious and heavy, then , then it became so serious and heavy that it became grimdark, then became so over the top and meta that looped back to being a self-parody.
I thought Lucius canonically would be like Cato Sicarius here.
Yes, Russ, the wolf fetichist with a parody of scandinavian accent...
@@Deathunter761 well since Alfabusa himself are from Sweden so....
I'M SAD
IT'S TOO BRIGHT
I WANNA GO BACK IN THE BOX
WANTING TO GO OUTSIDE WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA
THE BOX DOES NOT JUDGE
IT JUST HATES.
Corax is golden. I mean, all the primarchs embody parts of human psyche, so I guess all of them are relatable in one way or another.
Fuck i need one.
@@MizantropMan Well he met Vulkan best friends. Pain and agony
Me on a Monday
[ B A Z I N G A ]
So I feel like it is really underappreciated that Vulcan being half-ork is not only hilarious... IT PERFECTLY EXPLAINS HIM COMING BACK.
The way orkery works is that enough collective belief makes something happen, if Vulcan is now part of the ork gestalt, some of those rules probably apply to him... With that in mind, consider: the artifacts of Vulcan are useless... but everybody BELIEVED he'd return if they were all collected.
*sound of screeching tires*
"YOU LOT WANNA FOIT?!"
“…What?”
@@KrimzonFlygon1 WE’LL BREAK INTO YOUR RELIQUARY YA SCROWDER!!
@@rythofthefourthhouse7104 "...What?"
@@KrimzonFlygon1 WE'RE GONNA TAKE ALL YOUR ARTIFACT THINGIES AND WEAR EM ABOUT!!
@@rythofthefourthhouse7104 "...What?"
"Vulkan is dead....again"
also He`stan s scream 😂😂😂
I'd do the same thing if my papa lavanuggets that weve been waiting for forever died again :(
I died on that scream. I came here looking just for this.
"There it is...The Engine of Woes"
I think my gut is eternally broken after how I hard I laughed.
Guess I'll need to learn to photosynthesize now.
A. FUCKING. SMART CAR!?
_visual humor_
A vehicle made by a primarch but has a suspicious Tau/Eldar look
I love how when Magnus and Kitten are freaking out about Corvus they recite the Dawn of War tutorial
This is without a doubt THE greatest series I’ve ever watched on TH-cam nothing will ever compare to it
It's amazing how someone as calm and collective as Kitten can be easily angered just by mentioning the Tau? All because his Tau girlfriend dumped him.
Heartbreak is a bitch.
Eric Grieve you ain’t wrong,anytime someone mentions my ex it becomes a recital of “slowly I turn”
“YEAH...THATS IT...MARTHA”
( _SLOWLY I TURN,STEP BY STEP,INCH BY INCH I CREPT UP TO HIM_ )
MONSTER743 kitten: that's not fucking canon!
ISWEARTOFUCKENGODMATETHATWAS*NOT*CANON
😂
I'm amazed that he turns into a angry english bloke when he got angry this episode.
I don't know why but hearing Vulkan say "skost" Fills me with such joy...
Lester Acuña Jimenez that’s a funny way of saying “Vulkan existing fills me with such joy.”
I really want skost Ferrus to become a reoccurring character
@@johnohara4788 you are weeeeeeeeak, Vulcan...
"Skost" is one of those magical words created by the tismic speaking "skills" of internet superstar, the one and only "Dick the Birthday Boy," Rich Evans.
I just realized there's this scared Guardsman that keeps appearing periodically in the story, this time alongside Marneus Calgar, despite having no reason to be there.
Is that you, Ollanius PIus?
I've been thinking the same thing
Maybe when Fffffffffffucking Horus blasted him out of existence, it made Pius something akin to a 40k saint, only appearing randomly and running away?
«He is like a skull ghost. A skoooost.» I just love that delivery.
I just love how the "engine of woes" is a green smartcar, both are forged out of angst and fury and is absolutely horrifying to look upon.
well considering how much the green smartcar looks like it was made by Tau
I also would like to mention Magnus carries Kitten away like an actual kitten, by his neck.
"stealth is optional for this mission"
Me: 13:15
I absolutely love this show, I'm not super well versed in the w40k universe (yet), but I am slowly learning more and more because of both this show and all the times I've jumped into the wiki. This show has not only managed to immerse me into it's own universe but also the vanilla w40k universe which I would otherwise not be as interested in.
I haven't geeked out this hard since I had gotten into the Star Wars extended universe.
Welcome, we have shut and locked the door behind you. But alfa is good at giving small lore nudges in this show which makes people look stuff up including stuff that has become non canon which makes it more fun
Warhammer lore is a fucking rabbit hole. One I suggest we all swan dive into. Check out some of the lore channels on TH-cam like Luetin09, Majorkill, Baldemort, wolf lord Rho, and some others. They have varying ways to explaining topics so you can get lore through any tone.
Personally I enjoy majorkill simply because he covers a lot of topics while also not trying to hard to take it seriously.
ONE PUNCH (chapter) MASTER
*chapter master
Brother Ptolemaios danke
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH
So we have Russ, Vulkan and Corax All heading to the palace, While Dorn is already there and Magnus and kitten just re-arrived there. Can't wait to see how this all unfolds
ZC5ive It's gonna be a hilarious cluster-fuck.
And hopefully Roboute Guilliman will join the party in the next episode or three. :3
LMR 1996 My well oiled abs QUIVER in anticipation.
ZC5ive I wanna see what magnus has to say about the lion
LMR 1996 Lionel > Robert
As an ork and Salamander fan, hearing Vulkan talk like an Ork just puts a smile on my face
Green
8:20 I like how the entire company of ultramarines stopped walking so papa smurf and cunto sicarius could argue
This explains the decay of the emperor, over the past 10.000 years, various techpreists have abused the poor guy.
Nyah I FOUND A *PHOSPHEX*
If Chaos ever wants to really win all they have to do is materialize a stick of lit Dynamite in front of the tech-dummies and they'll do the rest.
(Presents Pipebomb to the Omnissaiah)
Nyah, I found a jagged metal codpiece
[presents offering to the Omnissaiah]
(Anaesthetic required! Anaesthetic required!)
I FOUND A SPARTAN ASSULT TANK *throw*
*golden throne sundering*
*I FOUND A THERMONUCLEAR WARHEAD*