If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device Special 6: Tabletop Adventures
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"I am sorry, my friend. But the law already burns in this land..."
Genuinly qoutable line.
I never expected the High Lords to be some of the most competent players in the game.
@@leonardhollsten8145 I mean, they've been the high lords for so long so they must have been doing something right, right?
It.... seems like the High Lords really are good at their jobs. It's just that the Imperium's suckage drags down their good intentions I guess?
@@AlphaNumericKey likely a mixed bag
*According to Canon at one point these guys were the best of the best that the Imperium had to offer. The issue is that eventually, they get Old. Really Really Really Old. Like all men do Age weighs on them. So obviously there comes a time to hand power over to new blood, but the rules and laws that were established regarding the succession of the High Lords all stemmed from a belief that the Emperor would still be around to help make good choices because it would be inconceivable for the Emperor NOT to be there.*
*One visit to Horus Vengeful Spirit later...*
*Oh shit who takes up power now!? No clear ways to discern successors the only thing they can do is just rule until they eventually someone dies or not dies by becoming a house and then pray everything works out.*
The Provost marshall is an amazing roleplayer. "I am sorry my friend, but the law already burns in this land". Powerful line right there
All High Lords of Terra are surprisingly good roleplayers with the power of law, luck and dung.
Who knows maybe they are so bored with their duties that while no one is looking they are playing dnd
@@ck_wagner3125 except the Ecclesiarch
@@jacobmcneer609 At least he distracted the ogre and was that one stereotypical antihero. I guess he saw a chance to take revenge for hours of sitting with High Lords.
He's also one hell of a rules lawyer
I honestly love that the Emperor is trying to be a powergamer, not because he's enacting a power fantasy, but because he literally can't comprehend that normal people can't do the overpowered shit that he can do without effort. Dodging an arrow, destroying a soul, commanding other people's will, that's all child's play to the Emperor. He cannot fathom that those things would be out of his control. Absolutely hilarious.
It's honestly really fantastic. He just... has a fundamentally skewed perception of what he can instinctually do. His reference frame is tilted and covered in gold
The writing is very gold
Wait isnt that one of the things the last priest tried explaining to big e after he had revealed himself?
@gatordragon6140 Yes and that's why the last priest failed to explain it. The emperor has had this mindset for tens of thousands of years in a body that while immensely powerful was still fundamentally human.
We start getting stubborn by 30. You cannot use just common sense reasoning by the time of old night. You'd need someone to takes actual years explaining it in microscopic granular detail for him to really understand. Anything less is just him humoring you cause he trusts your opinion
The Celestial Shaman Queen: The wannabe min/max god
Sir Wamri Le Savoureux: The passionate roleplayer
Urban the Hagflayer: The barbarian
Nrod Lagorsson: The unoriginal self insert
Brukham Nougat: The rules lawyer
Krakus: The troll
Bulgo Potatoskin: The spunky high-roller
Benny Mcbackstab: *_The Edgelord_* ᵀᴹ
Rolf: The guy who likely didn't even want to be here
Magnus: The GM who has to put up with a godforsaken party of misfits derailing his love-child campaign with an almost lethal amount of improv.
So realistic it hurts.
Your forgetting Magnus the GM that tries to guide a story for the players adhering to the actions recorded and decided by the tome of fate.
I do appreciate that Karstodes (rolf) got more into it as time went on and was always willing to back up and hype Wammudes (Wamri)
Provost Marsharl: The good ruleslawer.
Rolf also grows to have some fun and immerse into the campaign.
I think Nrod was also the skills monkey.
"I am fortifying this iron cage"
"wait that's terrible, why did I say that?"
because the best defense is a good offensive.
[Amused Perturabo Noises]
"Perhaps our resident nerd should be the Game Master"
"But I wanted to play"
Magnus is a mood
- Be me
-Forever DM
Joel Gawne fecking always mate... ‘it’s our lot.
I know :(
The kicker is when a majority of your players are ungrateful, murderhoboing dickheads.
Or in this case a shithobo
I’ve got a feeling that Tzeentch messed with the dice for the sole purpose of making Magnus as miserable as possible, messing with the Emperor’s rolls was just some extra fun.
The Emperor does never reveal his plan so obviously. Sure Tzeentch might have fuckked up his rolls but how do you think that ultra-crit of the custodes was possible? He doesn't use his powers for minor successes that can be achieved otherwise, but when all else fails he bolsters those who fight for him with all the strength they need to overcome their enemy.
@@Yamato12345666 tzeench: good change, bad change? Change is change and all change is good change
@@austinbutcher8106"And keep the change!"
@@padriazozzriaorizifian8672 *eldrich giggleing and gargling *
@@Yamato12345666 or it was actually ulric who blessed the rolls.
the custodes really was pretty much unbeatable, a space marine alone is said to be capable of taking over an entire planet on his own if given time. so a custodes saying they are going to burn down the planet would be a huge enough threat to warrant divine intervention
Magnus calling the senile high lords “young man” was fucking brilliant and a reminder of how old and mature he is despite how juvenile he acts
Can i ask what time is that
How is he mature, when he acts juvenile? Huh?
Like when Dorn goes to the high lords and calls them youngsters
@@40_yutakajoshua70 13:02
@@foreignfat6009 Because that is how life works. You mature no matter what way you act. You grow factually older no matter how much you try to play the spoiled child.
"Welcome to hell" is actually a pretty appropriate way to greet someone who just entered Warhammer 40k.
The phrase "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here" is below the title on each source book.
Come on it's not that bad. We got recycled nutrient paste, all paid vacations to exotic planets, Fun and interesting locals of every spectrum, and cyberdongs. Who doesn't like a good cyberdong.
@@clothar23 Especially inserted into toasters.
@@merrittanimation7721 Exactly fun for the whole family.
Well warhammer fantasy is just a different kind of hell, so they will do just fine
"i am role playing its nothing personal" immediately suggests killing someone in the party, classic
lmao that rant prior to doing that was hilarious!! it's just so ridiculous.
Fun fact: Magnus was in fact NOT railroading them. He is letting them do what they want, and suffer the consequences. When they said he was railroading him, he got angrier and started doing kind-of railroady things though.
So a self-fulfilling prophecy then?
To be fair, he was also operating on an imperfect understanding of the rules of the game
I mean, you're using "consequences" really loosely there to be honest. Really, Magnus was *punishing* them for doing anything that wasn't his plan.
He wanted them to be characters in *his* story, he literally even says so, and whenever they didn't act out the image in his head, he would throw enemies at them way above their power level instead of just crafting something new for them to experience that would suit their desires and accommodate their play style.
Magnus made a campaign for Magnus, and got mad that the players weren't playing like Magnus would. I consider that the worst kind of railroading: passive aggressive railroading.
Well, to be truly fair, he didn't wanted to GM, it was imposed on him by the others. He just wanted to play.
@@InvaderKaz2008 But now you also forget the fact that the book of Fate he also used. Did the generating of the events of the game, which also showed magnus was not fully in control of the story of the campaign, but the book of fate itself that also punished them, I mean Magnus did give them many chances and recommended them many times to go back. I mean would Magnus have come up with the idea of having an Actual Custodes be an actual enemy boss. You could say they were actually fully interacting with the Warhammer Fantasy World directly due to magnus.
The balls on that tour guide to look the Emperor in the eyes and say "I'm playing Chaos," holy shit.
@Samar3n His mind is no fortress, it is an open pasture ravaged by INTERNECINE CONFLICT and chicken
When did that happen? I require the time
Ggefg TheRobust Norscan in Fantasy are allied to Chaos
@@funnyswangoosething5088 Some worship Ulric or Ursun.
Probably because he didn’t know much of the lore
This was absolutely the redemption arc of the Provost and the Administratum Master. They're SO much more interesting and enjoyable when not just one-dimensional poop-starved old men rotting around a table.
Definitely. I hope we see them again.
The Lord Commander Militant is just about the same though. I wonder what kind of character the Fabricator General would make...
@@dumpygrimbo8623 Self-insert. No imagination.
Law
@@dumpygrimbo8623 Min-max Mary Sue self-insert, no doubt. I can picture him being something of a That Guy, arguing every roll that he perceives as diminishing his spotlight, while doing to his best to shut down anybody that argues his rolls and actions. I imagine Magnus would try and kill him first.
Rogal's own response to him fortifying the iron cage was hilarious.
Took me a bit to get it
I don't get it. I know nothing of Warhammer Fantasy universe.
@@Matihood1 same
@@Matihood1 Rogal attacked and lost a lot of men fighting perturabo's Iron cage in Warhammer 40k/30k not sure which not my thing to look it up. Anyone more knowledgeable correct me.
He always has been like that
I love how the death of Krakus (the literal troll player) had a much bigger impact to the other characters than the deaths of the edgelord and the murderhobo
Considering that unlike the other two he never actually did anything to cause problems…
Well.
They were all idiots but he was an inoffensive and ineffectual kind of stupid rather than Pope Shafthat’s thinly veiled excuse to voice his grievances and frustrations on everyone and the inane violence of the nutcase that causes more problems in the campaign than it solves.
Krakus was a pure soul. He never killed anybody, just cut off their faces.
@@declanedmison5442 well after they were dead so it wasn’t an act of maliciousness on his part.
Krakus was too beautiful for this world.
really late question but was decius send to the fucking warp? 28:14
I can't believe it took me this long to realize that Nrod Lagorson is just Rogal Dorn spelled backwards with an extra "Son" added to it.
At least he was creative enough to do that instead of using his own name. Clever, considering it’s dorn we are talking about.
@@Rikimaru0523 he probably thought he was being incredibly clever, if his thoughts on chess similes are anything to go by
Any creation of Rogal Dorn is his son
@@Rikimaru0523 I imagine a good chunk of the "several hours" of character creation were put into trying to convince Rogal of a name that original.
@@Chromeberd that... is not that surprising actually. And probably true knowing this table of players.
Honestly this does have my consent.
The elector count have answered the call!
Will you will you submit to me emperor of mankind considering you know the 40k version has more technology, resources and fanbase?
But are you Prince AND Emperor?
@@justindalton8701 reported to the witch hunters, the Emperor only submits to Sigmar or Ulric, not a golden copycat
@@justindalton8701 what blasphemy is this ? The sons of Sigmar will never submit to a stupid wannabe whose pretty much to blame for the downfall of his empire. Run as fast as your legs can carry you heathen because the witch hunters are coming for you.
rogals dwarf is now in the 40k universe
Meaning
SQUATS ARE BACK BITCHES
Tyranids: "how dare you still live bitch!"
*happy space biker midget noises*
All aboard the Squat Battle Hype Train bitches!!!!
Weren't they already?
I've already had a Squat running ammo for my gang these last three months...
I was about halfway through this when I realized that Dorn was peppering his dialogue with actual words from the dwarf language. That means he probably memorized the Khazalid lexicon during character creation.
power of the primarchs, they can master a language pretty quickly. Plus I am sure the insane intellegence he's got also helped him fill in the blanks GW woulda left in the language
@@LukePaganoRotaryWall42087 no the other primarchs canonically cannot do this nor is Dorn using a superpower or anything, he's simply built different
@@vintheguy "I was built in the same manner as all other primarchs." -Rogal Dorn
@@vintheguy No.
space marines can learn a language this way too, btw.
@@vintheguy I don't think they were implying Dorn has some special superpower, Astartes are just canonically capable of significantly faster mental processing power than humans and Primarchs are canonically about as far advanced of Astartes as Asartes are of normal humans on that point. Base physical stats are just flat out higher across the board.
They just straight up absorb information a crapload faster than we do by default. Like imagine how rapidly you'd pick up a language if you read about 50x faster than everyone around you and your brain flat out wasn't forgetting a single bit of detail doing so.
Dorn can probably fall asleep listening to lessons on Spanish and have the language mostly workable by the time he woke up. Hell Angron could probably have it figured out in under a week if the Nail-addled lunatic could be forced to sit still and stop murdering stuff long enough to take a class on something.
I think I understand now why Magnus was so bitter about the outcome of the game. Magnar Buckethead was Magnus' character. He wanted to play, not be the GM. That's why he gave him stats and a week-long backstory. He wanted to take part in the story by proxy and having him killed in such a ridiculous way angered Magnus from that point onwards. Also, I think the name "Magnar" is pointing to this interpretation pretty clearly, wouldn't you agree?
Damn you right, poor magnus.
Smart
I really like this theory
WFRP fans might say "But then why didn't he have any fate points? Humans always starts with Fate Points!"
Maybe, even though that's absolutely far fetched, maybe he made his Magnar character a Mutant, predisposed to turn to chaos
@@sonarchy5158 That would be amazingly on point, since Magnus himself is kind of a mutant predisposed to Chaos corruption. It matches his life perfectly. Great observation there, friend!
Yeh pretty much.
Also his death was ridiculous, painful, ridiculously painful and full of shit. Literally.
Like literally choking on shit before being incinerated.
And not the quick kind of incineration either, the kind where you’re alive enough to be cooked into your armour as that dung clogging your airway superheats with the rest of you while you gurgle in agony.
"I am sorry my friend. But the law already burns, in this land..."
HOLY SHIT FEELS
I know right? TTS has some really good serious quotes despite not being very serious.
Absolute kino
That shit hit way too hard and I can’t say anything else other than I love this series even more for that
Surprisingly deep, I was not expecting it.
No words, man just....
; _ ; 7
How to tell your GM is out to get you:
They start saying "I" instead of "The enemy"
I don't want to do this but i don't like losing combat encounters, i'm intensely competitive!
Extirminate furfags!
@@jakespacepiratee3740 Instead of doing that, let's learn how to spell "Exterminate" first.
@@manel_moura A right and saintly order, for the Emperor deserves no less than utterly perfect grammar. Sadly, they were largely wiped out due to vicious infighting in the "Oxfordian Heresy" when they were murdering each other over whether or not it was proper to use a comma after the penultimate item in a list of three or more.
It makes no sense to me.
The goal of the GM is to make the experience as fun as possible, not to win the fights.
Winning for the GM should be having successfully crafted an interesting experience.
One of the early fights in my mini-campaign involved hordes of skeletons that would keep crawling out of this pit and falling from crevices in the ceiling.
They were so weak they could hardly damage the player, and the player could basically kill several at a time.
They were meant to possibly slow the player down and weaken them slightly, as they leapt from pillar to pillar across this pit. (They could use their whip to swing across parts, this was an Indiana Jones style single person mini-campaign) Then they'd fight to skeletal minotaurs, which again shouldn't have killed the players, but were a bit more of a challenge.
The goal was to make the players feel strong, as if they were an experienced adventurer. But it also meant to cause them to decide if they needed to rest or not, because depending how much time they spent navigating this temple, events in town would be more difficult. There was basically a Pandora's Box kind of thing that was going to start spawning monsters in town while they were in the temple looking for clues on how to close the box.
I let the players be any class they wanted, and I ran through it twice. My cousin was a Ranger, and he was insta-killing skeletons left and right, though he did take a few hits and almost fell into the pit.
My brother on the otherhand was a Warlock, and when he did it he just teleported across the pit, bypassing the entire thing, going straight to the minotaurs. However his spell usage still made him have to decide if he wanted to rest or not.
I love how Magnus is loosing his shit, but anyone who's ever run a TTRPG knows this would have unironically been a really good game.
Yes! Like, I was actually excited at that Ulric's Fury scene, as a forever DM in my play group, that looked like a damn fun game
ye magnus doesn't seem like a great DM. makes sense, he has no friends
In his defense, they forced him into dm, killed the character he a long time writing in a quick and stupid way, and taunted him for trying to avoid their likely deaths
Yeah, no. I'm all for players expression and forging your own oath, but a group of players that go off the path for absolutely no reason isn't fair to the DM. In the same way a DM is expected not to railroad, players need to remain respectful of the adventure the DM has prepared to run.
You can't agree to play in a Curse if Strahd game, roll up into Barovia, and then look your DM in the face as you say "Waterdeep is quite nice this time of year."
The DM is a player too, and has to far more prep work with more stress than anyone else at the table. If they're running a sandbox game, then go nuts. But Magnus honestly only does things wrong when he starts making the world punish the players for his own feelings, and with how badly he's treated by the players, I don't blame him at all.
@@PANCAKEMINEZZ If they want to try to figure out the hopeless task of getting to Waterdeep from the Demiplane of dread then they are more than welcome. I can just say “your spell does not work” for about half of all teleportation and divination spells.
Imagine if The Gorger Lord realized that Magnus was controlling him the entire time. Dude would get so errect.
Ikr
Very
@The Emperor Of Mankind , Negahban Bozorg It'd be the Full-Auto>Fuller-Auto of erections.
He'd certainly leave the warm arms of his beloved in the middle of the night, just so he could stroke it in the middle of camp under the stars.
"This may be a tram ride into hell, but it was forged of our own decisions!"
Powerful words right there.
Even the custodes are ultimately still human beneath all that oiled muscles
That line alone sums up The Imperium after Horus Heresy
Here are some more powerful words, "Slaughter Furfags!"
@Craft Zeppelin Also, Rogal being the one to drag around the Emperor's broken body was a nice touch.
My life right there
"Nothing is more enjoyable than the overseeing of development and the distribution of resources to the infrastructure of an urban environment" Rogal Dorn is my spirit animal.
Me playing stellaris building a star fortress at every choke point I've find
Dorns my favorite Primarch, Dwarves are my favorite fantasy race. This was heaven!
You mean your spiritual liege?
This is true.
@@tanklover385 In the next stellaris patch you can choose to be Fallen Empire's little bitch from the very start. Meaning- YOU ARE UNTOUCHABLE. You can sit in your little corner and develop infrastracture, technology and traditions with next to no fleet.
Decius’s angry “roleplaying” is actually kind of sad. His whole galaxy has been turned upside down and he’s learned how incompetent his colleagues are, not to mention his horror when he finds out about Boy’s siblings. Dude needs a punching bag.
ALSO: The genuine concern of the high lords makes it even more tragic. They’re genuinely changing for the better, but he’s unwilling to fully trust them yet. And why would he, after all they’ve done?
What's up with boys siblings?
@@thelunchlord4530 he has 400 brothers
@@cosmiccheese4140 tf! When was this revealed?!
@@thelunchlord4530 at least un the tabletop game he rolled the number of brothers he had and as a result he got 400
"You gain 5 corruption points" wow he was generous there, that should of been 10 easy
I think he was trying to disguise himself as the waggoneer.
...
Five is still generous.
@Mad Philosopher that dwells in the halls of madness cuts it off
( ＾◡＾)っ✂ (/❛o❛\)
Should have*
I'm not familiar with this gaming system (not that you need to for the video to be amazing). Could someone explain what "corruption points" are and what 5 means in context to a character?
@@eleventhprimarch5303 Corruption points are in essence "dark side points" you get for doing evil or horrific things. the more you get the worse it is. Get enough and you "fall to chaos" and become an NPC
"Nothing is more enjoyable than the overseeing of development and the distribution of resources to the infrastructure of an urban environment."
Yes, exactly why I love strategi games.
He would love Age of Empires.
@@merrittanimation7721 Settlers 2 and Empire Earth where also great back in the day :)
@@merrittanimation7721 I disagree. Age of Empires has four resources and is rather simplistic in its building of infrastructure. I think he would prefer city builders. Maybe civilization.
City Skylines seems like it’d be Dorn’s jam
@@GamerGuy249 Would say the new Civ 6 is even more simple though, I don't think you can base a games status only on it's number of resources. As most civs use the same units and you know how the diffrent civs can play the game.
Supreme Command might actually be a good fit, even though it only has 2 types, but it really depends on both micro and macro skills. Really fun to see gameplays of this in competitive. And each side is really different and have so many different ways to play depending on your skills to micro or plan ahead. Plus it really would fit him as he would love to make a stronghold in this game.
Remember when this series was just about the Emperor complaining about how dumb dreadknights look?
falsehero2001 how far we have come
I'm really happy I found this channel.
Remember when this channel was about baneblades being yelled about to the tune of U.N. Owen Was Her?
Jacob Smith I wish I remembered that one
I am disappointed that no one has done a Pepperidge Farm joke. The internet is bad today.
1:08 I just realized the Hammer has "Restraining Order" carved into it.
So that's what Emps means by "immediate restraining order" holy shit that attention to detail is godlike.
He called it the "Prohibition Hammer" when it was introduced.
Custodisi was the first victim of it iirc and here Wamuudes get his helmet crumpled by it.
I wonder if Karstodes will ever get his turn in the bonking...
1:00
He summoed *PROHIBITION HAMMER.*
Magnus: “You can’t win in a RPG.”
Also Magnus: “THE FINAL BATTLE BEGINS.”
You can win the battle, not an RPG. You can technically still play after the final battle. Do other stuff than fight.
The worst part is that this is an accurate representation of the average D&D campaign
I can believe it
oh absolutely!
Yeah pretty much
Its true
@@gregorypeloquin1674 in this episode EVERYONE is some form of that guy
When you realise Karstodes' character, Rolf, is just a guy because he can't read his own character sheet.
I thought he was the one in every group that isn’t creative at all and can’t come up with backstory to save his life.
He’s both
Now i can't help but imagine that he god rolled a character to pull off shooting the lead belcher without even needing to roll for accuracy, but his illiteracy causes him to have no idea about it.
@@joshuakim5240 He is KARS after all.
Imagine His true power
lol holy shit hahahaha
I just realised Rogal has a plate of lemons for his snacks XD
Yes. Lemons are the best fruit. Very fortifying
A lemon is a mighty fruit
At some point it turns into lemonade
I thought it's a pan on Lemon Russ
"It's time to roll up your characters. SEVERAL HOURS LATER"
as someone who's very into dark heresy, I felt that.
Didn't expect the high lords of Terra to absolutely carry the day.
Sometimes old people can actually be fun.
Charles McIver they actually are the youngest in the room.
@@walexdrak3561 Their minds are the oldest though. Unlike the Primarchs and the Custodes they don't enjoy perpetual almost eternal youth bs.
@@walexdrak3561
Oh right. Even so they're still ordinary humans and are characterized as old people. So we might as well call them the old guys in the group.
@@walexdrak3561 Donghat and Raving Lunatic Commoner seem younger.
Thank you for your patience. This one took a long time to make because we had too much fun making it. Couldn't stop writing the script.
I preemptively apologize for any rule flubs that hardened Fantasy RP veterans might notice. We reserved the right to skip over parts of the rules to streamline the video-making process.
I really hope you end up enjoying it, I put a lot of work into it, biggest project I've ever worked on. Won't be making a video like this again any time soon.
Next big project I'm hopping on is EP28, which is a lot shorter and I've already finished up a significant portion of it.
Expect the time between this video and EP28 to be much shorter than the time between my last video and this one.
DADDY YOUR BACK!!!
Its finally here.
Finally a new episode. Glad to see you are ok
Can't wait for EP28
well my friend if it allows for great content to be made then take your time
I love how basically everyone is playing as tabletop cliché…
Provost Narshal-The Rules Lawyer.
Wammudies-Guy who actually has a lot of fun with the roleplaying.
Karstodies-Guy who isn't really into the game but eventually warms up to it.
Lord Comand Militant -Troll player with a joke character.
Decius-The Edgelord.
Dorn-The Munchkin Power Gamer. (With cursed dice.)
Big E-Guy who just plays a thinly disguised self-insert.
Master of the Administratum -Guy who makes up for a weak character by playing creatively. (With lucky dice.)
The tour guide-The Murderhobo.
Magnus-The Killer GM
Switch dorn and man-emperor
I love how Rogal literally said
“Degrading Chicken Noises.”
“Greeting... welcome to hell...”
Lol they don’t know how right he is XD
At least they are safe from the End Times.
“Remember that awful place you came from? This is the same but a billion times bigger with technology to commit atrocities on a FAR bigger scale!”
So In comparison they are not terrible people.
@@mantisr818 They still will have to meet tyranid's stomachs.
Compared to the canon 40K verse, this one at least has a sense of humor.
"I AM FORTIFYING THIS IRON CAGE"
I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING HAHAHAHAHAHA
can somebody just do a cut out movie from every "roleplay scene" and make it it's own story?
*YES*
It happens almost 4 years, are you still laughing?
Magnar: *dies in the most idiotic way possible*
Khorne somewhere in the Warp: Is someone...more angry than me? *HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!*
Khorne: Okay what the hell am I sensing is that The Emperor? IS THAT ME?! IS THAT ME ANGRIER THAN ME!? I'LL FUCKING KILL ME!
@@spectralknightgaming8364 khorne:wait a minute. ....wow. ...for a servant of tzeench thats....wow.
I mean, he's the GM, he can do whatever he wants. Was his own fault. Starting with that he didn't need to decide that the Dwarf can break the fence with a critical failure. But it's of course for the giggles.
@@miriamweller812 Doesn't book make it so?
@@spectralknightgaming8364 YOU IDIOT, TOO ANGRY, EXPLAIN NOW!!!
Honestly, the only bad thing Magnus did while GMing is getting pissed off. Letting the dice drive the story, even if you don't like it, letting players naturally die and making something for them even when they piss you off, making a combat encounter that's nigh impossible through direct combat, and even explicitly saying what you desire to help everyone get on the same page are all decent decisions.
There's definitely worse gms out there, though I wouldn't want to play with a pissy gm for more than a one shot.
@@doncoyote68 I feel like most GMs would start to get a tad annoyed when the party starts the game by killing the first main contact NPC, kill (and skin) the owner of a cart instead of hiding in his vehicle, and otherwise keep going off of whatever loose structure he had thought of to follow next (not to mention having an edgelord and a murder hobo in the party, which is almost always gets old fast). Granted, some of the things going off-script were the result of luck or quick thinking (such as the knight killing the first ogre as well as the Gorger Lord, or the Shaman Queen’s deception about a portal to another world), but others were simply the result of “roleplaying” or players doing whatever tf they want, regardless of whether it inconvenienced the GM or what consequences it might bring. Don’t forget that the GM wants to have fun too, and if the players constantly trample over everything he does (even though Magnus did allow them to get away with quite a bit, if they could roll well), it ain’t fun for him.
@@jordinagel1184 In general, when the gruop just wants to destroy the roleplay, well, where to go?
Overall the party was still constructive enough, though. It's not like they did that shit on purpose, it was mostly just bad luck with roles. They didn't try to kill the NPC, it's pretty much the GMs fault to push it that way.
But if you really got a group that is just destroying it, well, what shall you do? Have to switch to them being hunted down as crazy murderers.
Even worse when they kill each other. Had someone in a group once, who just createad a psychopath who instantly murdered the character of another player over nothing. That's just dumb and destructive for the game, which was over anyway at this point.
@@doncoyote68 he only got angry when they insulted him directly
Especially since the book was writing most of it
Maybe the voice that said "the emperor of mankind is not available at this moment"
I just imagine Kitten stuck in brutal combat on mars while everyone is doing this.
Micah Bierlein imagine how he would react finding out they are just messing around while he works
*perhaps*
CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES
@@zefellowbud5970 so normal routine then?
@@cxfxcdude *Clear Mind plays in the distance*
Rogal Dorn: The Space Wolves are incredibly uninspired.
Also Rogal Dorn: You arrive at the castle of Castle which looks over the town of Town.
Practicality has no need for inspiring aspect. Though Dorn decorated the palace with gold and won the job from Perturabo so maybe he was just being bad at naming things?
How many towns are actually named town.
Also, the castle of castle would be a mighty castle for such a castle would be the only castle in the town of town, the town of all towns where the imperial imperialists make their homely homes.
@@CoffeeForAll
To be fair, a LOT of "towns" are named after a person's name with -town stuck at the end of it (Jonestown, Jamestown, Goobertown, Georgetown, etc).
And his character's name is Rogal Dorn backwards. 3:19
@@joshuakim5240 I don't think he knew how the game worked. It probably said (Town) and (Castle). That is, he was reading the placeholders that you're supposed to come up with actual place names for, those were just where you're supposed to mention them.
We all have a "Rolf" in the group, Respect Rolf, he will inevitably save the campaign by some obscure means.
"I am sorry, my friend. But the law already burns in this land..."
Is such a powerful quote!
_"I roll to destroy his soul."_
Emps seems to do the same things in role play as he does in real life.
Freethinkers Politics/discussion yeah...but in the fantasy world the rules (lawyer) do apply.
@Antivaxxers for Nurgle 2020 He is going to teach her so many fucking things it's gonna be like he actually has a wife. Himself. But even more brass and even less self control. While also being insanely strong and insanely tough. This will be a dream come true
@Antivaxxers for Nurgle 2020 I mean, the Emps is all Shamans (and there were female one too), so he didn't even do that differently.
@@legojay14 I think she is going to be a more angry big sister then a wife.
Every time I see her, Magnus’s voice “you slap his knightly ASS” will ring in my head.
Rogal Dorn's character dragging The Emperor's in her near-death state seems oddly familiar.
Hmm... Where have i seen this before...
Deja Vu I have been in this place before
*father you have never been a shaman queen with a 40 ft arm*
Or the fact he try to roll to DESTROY IS SOUL.....like he did to Horus?
I'm surprised the dwarf didn't accidently poke the celestial shaman queen's eye out
Pheoniz Especially when you consider they were fighting a seemingly unstoppable super-warrior who had the support of an evil and spiteful God. 😁
"I put my faith in... the LIVER OF THE DICE!"
I will be using that.
32:58
Headcanon is that Tzeench was cursing every single one of Big E's dice rolls
The Emperor does never reveal his plan so obviously. Sure Tzeentch might have fuckked up his rolls but how do you think that ultra-crit of the custodes was possible? He doesn't use his powers for minor successes that can be achieved otherwise, but when all else fails he bolsters those who fight for him with all the strength they need to overcome their enemy.
Did... that Custodes just create a decent, well-built, non-sexualized character?
IMPOSSIBLE
What are you talking about? The great, honorable, heroic and chivalrous Knights of Bretonnia are PURE sex.
Idk man.. did you skip Groger lord?
@@wanderingbufoon he was "created" by a primarch, not a mere custodes
(i put created in quotes since that's clearly one of the other custodes)
@@auugh43546
Isnt that the custodi that was deleted?
@@auugh43546 I'm fairly sure that OP was talking about the Knight of Bretonnia.
_"Nothing is more enjoyable than the overseeing of development and the distribution of resources to the infrastructure of an urban environment."_
*Well said, it's always fun to see a city develop from a humble township.*
I need a really good city sim to play now
@cybiko6 *Sshhhh, we do not speak of that*
@@DaimoHope Same-
@cybiko6 **Sign language intensifies**
@@mortarion9813 I block with blindness.
Love how the gorger lord is genuinely the pillarmen custodes that got lost in the warp. It explains his love for his brothers, his massive father, and why he wants a portal so badly
And his ABSURD toughness by Warhammer Fantasy standards.
@@northerner3861From what I saw, someone said that he was equal to a ogre warlord stat block basically.
@@coconuttydragoon3445 Imagine being so singularly tough in terms of base physical durability that you as a basically buck-naked human not even trying to defend yourself is as hard to crack as a fully armored ogre warlord.
Ego-boost of the century right there if I could Actually deflect an oncoming axe with the toughness rating of my bare asscheek.
@@patchwurk6652 Amen to that, and it fits lore-wise in the whole series as he is biological engineered to be a companion of battle for the emperor. Having armor would likely make it near impossible to face.
Wait, so does that mean that custodies is dead? 😢
OK, couple things I noticed while rewatching this for the thousandth time; when magnus gets called out for not reading the rule book, he drop kicks the table WHILE BACKFLIPPING, scaring a sudden random guardsman and spilling everyone’s drinks on table in the process.
Second, the city guard running away is holding a crusader’s crossbow from Team Fortress 2. Third, the cover of the game book magnus is holding is the actual fantasy roleplay dnd cover art. Fourth, every time urban hagflayer kills someone, the collection of severed heads on his belt gets bigger, and each head has the face of the person that he killed. Fifth, magnus has painted miniatures of everyone in the room, including the emperor on his throne and himself. Sixth, the chronicler suddenly has a purity seal. Seventh, bulgo has a lucky clover on his hat, which makes me think that he’s irish. Just to name a few.
Holy crap I didn't realize all that was actually there
'dOnt TakE iT perSOnalLy I'm jUst rOlepLAYing!'
Ohhhh that sweet dig at certain kinds of tabletop players
You do this. They respond with a laugh and genuine enjoyment, acceptance, and sportsmanship.
Are you frustrated that they actually like it or overcome with mirth at the legit dissonance between yourselves and your characters and the potential to explore risque stories and scenes that would destroy friendships in other cases?
And the best response to them is to play a character just as extreme, but their opposite. Got a rogue that likes to steal and backstab from the party? Play a Paladin that trusts nobody that isn't a bible botherer, and practices some rather brutal forms of punishment. That rogue gets a face full of ''I'm just roleplaying", and also his hands cut off the absolute second they're caught in somebody else's pack.
@@nickdahl203 Basically, play and Old Man Henderson.
@@russellbrown6888 Sometimes it's to prevent a character from pulling a Henderson. Some people just want to ruin campaigns, even if everybody else is enjoying it. They get their characters hazed every time. Out of character, because we know what he's up to. In character, because the party no longer trusts strangers trying to join their group, due to numerous bad experiences.
@@girlbuu9403 I think they were referring more to people who use roleplaying as an excuse to be extremely passive-aggressive and act out their grudges without needing to take responsibility.
You know, watching this again years later, I now realise the irony of the group of Imperials being confused by the concept of running away, while the (former) Chaos Worshipper is encouraging it. After all, the Imperium is notorious for its "Victory or die trying" outlook, while Chaos Warriors are perfectly willing to retreat if the odds are not favourable.
“Maybe our resident nerd should be the DM”
“Aw, but I wanted to play”
This is the most accurate depiction of tabletops I’ve ever seen
Rogal Dorn: ''I'm fortifying this iron cage.''
*I understood that reference*
Explain pls
@@jhr891 the iron cage was the death fortress perturabo built to troll dorn
@@l33t9r0u93 and by troll,this man means "literally kill a fuck ton of Imperial Fists"
And the Iron Cage unironically failed in its task.
YOU HEAR THAT IRON WARRIORS!?! THE IRON CAGE FAILED!
@@HereticalHorus You misspelled "attempt suicide to wipe out the VIIth legion."
The edgy rogue who is only edge, the Rules lawyer who interrupts every 6 seconds, the terrible poop sniffer who only attempts to do derail, the Barbarian who wants to be God, the serious role player, and the person who builds everything against class/character. Not to mention the tired DM trying to string the Choas together.
It's like every cliche ever, but I've seen it in person so it's not really cliche anymore.
Hits closer to home?
Just like home....Just like home. I still remember that one time, when we had to fist a cow in order to complete a quest...
@@mrrey3481
Excuse me?
@@festethephule7553 DnD can be wierd, my friend. Really fucking wierd.
@@mrrey3481 May I ask what the story behind that is?
“They’re called SQUATS, there is no need to come up with silly comedy names for them Magnus.” is my favourite line so far 🤣
44:03 This scene of the knight going super saiyan made me roar triumphantly and brutally like a warrior charging unrelentingly into battle while I was shedding tears of pride and valor.
The fact that magnus’ campaign just turned out to be a murder hobo carnival like all of ours proves that the Primarchs are yet human (thanks for all the likes and comments!)
In the grim dark future of the 41st millenium, RPG players are still nnnneeeeeeeeeeeeerrrddddz.
He also got super butthurt and angerburgers over the party winning in an unwinnable situation to the point he ragequit a campaign.
Just like him having the best intentions when warning the Emps he had the best intentions here (a real story, well thoughout characters with a backstory), but just like he only knew part of using the warp he only knows part of the game (his part) and because of his ignorance both situations got derailed. Magnus definitely was wrong, even with the best intentions.
@@Kasgaatvaaknaarbuiten fuck this sounds oddly familiar
@@Kevineitor199 genuinely felt bad for Magnus the Cursed Chicken
Magnus pretending to not want to be a dungeon master, then revealing that he had spent two weeks developing Lord Buckethead was sublime...
Magnar buckethead might actually be the character that magnus wanted to play as before being game master. Probably why he was so upset that everyone kept shitting on magnar so much since magnus took so much effort to create him
@@finnheisenheim8274 that would explain why Magnar bucket head would have stats
Magnar, Magnus...
@@Cptbravo221 There's also the fact that the Gorger-Lord *just so happened* to have the exact same toughness as Buckethead, implying that Magnus proceeded to cannibalize parts of his former PC in order to get the most poetic justice of the 42nd millennium.
@@felabugg1 Isn't magnar's toughness 40? The gorger-lord's is 70
An apprentice wizard with an ego far beyond their skill and the social skills of a hostage situation succeeding by sheer idiotic luck is unironically one of the best characters I've ever heard of.
> Big E's PC wasn't covered in gold
Wow, he's really being adventurous with his character
Ishy OQGX she’s golden skinned.
As the Emperor once said, gold is not a skin color, sadly.
"I WILL STAY TO SPITE YOU AND YOUR RAILROADING WAYS"
oh gosh there were so many instances in this video where I had to think to myself "did Alfa watch our roleplaying sessions of dark heresy????"
Lucas Hornish you know him?
I love how the Custody that the Emperor "DELETED" ended up in the universe they're playing DnD in.
Gives a whole different meaning to the name "Gorger".
(Also, he's still after Magnus...)
I love the idea of one of the Pillar Custodes being the Gorger Lord, which greatly explains his extreme power level.
Also I noticed the LEGO Yoda scream when the Ogres jumped into the Jaw. Neat touch.
Celestial shaman queen: exists*
No Nut November: I'm in danger
*T H I C C G O D D E S S*
And now we wait...
Just wait for the fan art.
@@redeye3869
Don't forget the Lewd art.
*Looks at Rule 34*
Would be Played by gal gadot 😂
The Master of the Administratum: The guy with actually good ideas
Rogal Dorn: The PC adhering to a single character trait and nothing else
Grand Provost Marshall: The Rules Lawyer
Chronicler: The Murderhobo
Whammudes: The Hardcore RPer with insanely lucky roles
Karstodes: The unimaginative dude who spends the entire session looking at his phone
Decius: The edgelord RPer
Lord Commander: The shitposter with an obvious fetish
The Emprah: Nobody touch my OC Waifu
Emperor's is more a case of 'I wish my character to be utterly unstoppable, but I don't want them to have actual character development.'
Karstodes did get a little bit creative at the end, with the leadbealcher.
@@hell-in-a-cell8141 I think that would be an instance of the session actually grabbing the player's interest enough that they put down the fucking phone and pay attention.
Rogal Dorn's PC is basically him
I see no differences
@@quinnholloway5400 a self insert character, essentially, which in the context of tabletop games, is perfectly fine.
This is one of the most accurate parody portrayals of DnD I've ever seen. From the game breaking rolls, to giving the DM a grand mal seizure from pure frustration. Absolutely spotless
They're playing the Warhammer Fantasy RPG, but yeah.
I love how Magnus is interrupted each time he mentions a hot dog stand in perception check
Wait so the Shaman Queen is now real.
Magnus just got his mother.
On the other hand, it also means Custodisi just got teleported in the Pre-End Times Old World, and that, my friend, is... frightening.
ITS MUM EVEREST
He just warped them out of the room. Just like he warped him and kitten to the ship
What about Kitten?
@@GodDamnRider Kitten is on Mars with a squad of Custodies, about to do things with the Void Dragon...
I like that Big E's character is basically his OC waifu.
Right? I was thinking the same thing
Relatable
I like that one of the Custodes has a character named "Wamri the Tasty."
@@ReaperofValhalla It's kind of adorable.
Gotta be lonely having no one who can possibly be an equal partner for you, I guess.
Every time a Primarch calls one of the Lords of Terra a youngster is always funny.
After a year of learning more lore, I realized why going east was bad for Magnus: there's little to no lore about the lands east of the World's Edge mountains. Lol
ehhh I mean technically east of the Worlds Edge would be mostly troll land, think they got a BIT of lore to 'em
There are the Mountains of Mourn and the Dark Lands, which have a bit of lore and are ogre country and chaos dorf country respectively. Both of those are interesting enough that with making some stuff up you can do things there.
I hope the third pillar man finds his way back home someday.
Wait i got confuswd with the one that wants to be emperor.
When did he go missing?
He got "deleted" by Emps for making a wincest jab at Magnus in a recent episode.
@@imbert3659 ahhhh right.
I thought it was a quick jab
@@imbert3659 wasnt actually during one of the podcasts?
He just showd up some moment before the game start with the hammer on his face
This episode teachers us a very valuable lession: Being "That Guy" has been and will always be completely dependent on the group and context.
Nearly everyone in this group except the halfing, judge, and knight were all typical "That Guys" that would be rightfully thrown out of any normal group. But this was not a normal group, this was a group composed of That Guys, who despite being more annoying that a sack of skaven on warp-meth, all had fun and enjoyed the game together. Meanwhile Magnus, who under any normal circumstances would've been an acceptable (if somewhat railroady) GM, was thus made into the That Guy of the group due to his inability as the GM to adapt to tone of his party (and even then, he wasn't that bad, considering he gave them just about every chance he could and played the rules mostly straight).
Remember, you're only That Guy if you bother and annoy the group. Don't be That Guy, learn your group, and either have fun with them or find another group that fits your tastes so that nobody is forced to be That Guy.
Except the Emperor. He really was That Guy even in the group's context. Mostly because he's That Guy of this universe.
Wise words... Very wise.
As a person kinda new to DND and confused by how good of a DM Magnus was you put this into a nice perspective and I definitely agree with this.
I could definitely see the stereotypes in the characters though
Well said. The most basic rule of GMing - NO scenario survives contact with the Player Characters. Steer them south and they'll go north. Plan for them to go travelling and they'll decide to stay home. Give them a map that shows the way out of the dungeon - they''ll burn the map and try to dig their way out with the spoons from their messkits.
The halfing was that lucky guy. And the judge was the rule lawyer guy. Idk what the knight is supposed to be, but bretonnian knights bully peasants(normals)
@@calliecalamity8787 He's, from what I've seen, exactly how most players who are forced to be DM's when they're really not feeling it are. Not good, but not bad either.
27:05 this makes me laugh so hard I literally rolled on the floor. The gamer rage of the Emperor gets so intense that he spontaneously regenerated an eye our of sheer anger.
You know, it never really clicked in my head how far beyond human the Space Marines and Custodes are. Seeing one in action with comparison numbers really hammered it home.
Yo yo, I just had a thought but I think I know why Magnus got so pissed off after Magnar died.
It’s because Magnar was actually Magnus’s own PC. That’s why he had stats and stuff because Magnus wanted to play the game originally but since no else wanted to DM Magnus decided to just use his character as an NPC. An NPC that was then promptly killed by both Big E and Dorn’s characters; however unintentionally.
Once again Magnus has been backstabbed by his family.
yet emps tricked magnus into trying to kill the player characters, knowing that if magnus was triggered enough he would destroy the book, bringing their characters into existence in the process.
emps planned all of this so he could bring his imaginary waifu into existence
@@mobiuscoreindustries Holy shit that makes sense. Emps is even more of a genius than I thought.
@@zqfmgb4335 mostly, he learned to use Magnus's uncanny to screw up to his advantage. He already did it for corvus and Vulcan and is using it with kitten's mars adventures
@@mobiuscoreindustries One day we'll discover he's manipulated Tzeentch itself.
@@zqfmgb4335
Whose to say he hasn't been doing so all along, and the indecisive mollusk just never realized it...
I feel Magnus' pain in this.
Edit: At the beginning at least.
yup should had been more flexible and created like i don't know an actual goal worth striving for, i mean like "end of the world maybe cheezy but it is something that the party can have fun tackling any way they want.
The Provost Marshal was right though, if he didn't want the guy to die, he shouldn't have given him stats. He could have given them an easy job like giving them jobs as Sewer Jacks, or clearing out creatures from an infested celler. Even joining the Magnar on a quest to take back his lands in the border princes would be good
Magnus deserves this suffering. Because its funny.
Honestly, the consecutive 10 rolls was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen, especially how Waamudes became more animated as it went on. My sides have officially achieved orbit
I love how Dorn chose a Dwarf, cause besides being a builder and architect, he was one of the smallest yet tankiest of the Primarchs.
He was actually on the taller side. Do you know who was short though? Angron.
@@daltonbecker4494 I thought Dorm was shorter than the other primarchs at, like, 8'11.
@@andyroobrick-a-brack9355 8'11 isn't really impressive, if you realize human male is 6.
Tzeench's revenge for the loss of Magnus's soul was letting everyone but the Anathema roll so well
Watch it again. Big E starts off by rolling crazy high numbers then, around the time he probably realised you need to roll low in WFRP, he starts to roll low numbers. Totally fudging his rolls.
Actually no. He can't fudge rolls because of the magic book Magnus has. He tried sometimes thought.
The question is. Was this just a convoluded scheme by tzeentch to have the Emepror kill one of his own servants?
@@PurifedGameplays i think they meant that he rolled high earlier thinking that he needed high numbers for his stats and then not realizing until later that he needs low rolls for his actions
@@elitemook4234 could be just his scheme to make magnus less loyal to the emperor and more loyal to him
DM: Spends weeks coming up with an awesome campaign
Players: Go in the completely opposite direction and ruin DM's well laid plan within 5 minutes
Thing is, a good DM rolls with it. Everyone out there who roleplays should use Magnus here as an example of what NOT to be as a GM.
If you want to write a book. become a writer not the DM. The players wants to have fun, not read a shitty fanfic
@@AleksanderK12 This. The main purpose of an RPG is to have fun, and if it involves derailing from the planned story or ruining canon, then the GM should roll with it and try to do something interesting with the new story. Of course, the players should also try not to be chaotic stupid murderhobos who constantly try to spite the GM by intentionally ruining their campaign because that's not fun either. But if you want a well crafted and 100% consistent story with characters who do exactly what you want, then just go and write a book, don't force the players to do what you want and blindly follow your narrative.
@@zqfmgb4335 D&D is group storytelling. Just because you're the GM doesn't make you the author. You're just supposed to be the "The Buck Stops Here" guy.
@SpaghettiandSauce The answer is to have several modular stories, so that when players derail one they can eventually run into another. Also, keeping consistency and having actions with logical consequences (you jump off the cliff -> you die) seriously helps players to think what they want to do next.
I love that the master of the administratum and the grand provost marshal are the best tabletop players, particularly the GPM calling out Magnus for not knowing the rules.
Krakus, a demented, deformed, dung collecting peasant who cuts off people's faces and wears them, dies.
These guys: NOOOOOOOO!
Alfabuse does an episode on Warhammer Fantasy and a few hours later they reveal Warhammer: The Old World. Coincidence? I think not!
Dude that just warped fucked my mind
Slaughter furfags!
Same thing with Sanguinius
THE SUMMONING SUCCEEDED
Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay AKA D&D with gore and dark comedy.
we need "rogan dorn plays cities skylines" or factorio or something similar
Yes please! Someone get SuperAnchors to do this!
What about Civ 6 or better yet... The Sims.
yes
Yes burn the Zenos
Oh yes
Magnus: "But I wanted to play" That is a fucking mood
Rogal in an earlier episode: “The Space Wolves are incredibly uninspired.”
Rogal in this episode: “You find yourselves in the castle of… Castle. Which looks over the town… of Town”
Bruh I literally live in city of NewTown and there's 2 of those things in my country
I mean... there's always York, which has literally been called "town" in three different languages and taken them all as names. And then the Americans took that and made a New York, so new town.
lol
@@redwitch95 "The name York (Old Norse: Jórvík) is derived from the Brittonic name Eburākon (Latinised as Eboracum or Eburacum), a combination of eburos "yew tree" (compare with Welsh efwr and Breton evor, both meaning "alder buckthorn", and Old Irish ibar, Irish iobhar, iubhar, and iúr, and Scottish Gaelic iubhar) and a suffix of appurtenance *-āko(n), meaning "belonging to", or "place of" (compare Welsh -og).[6] Put together, these old words meant "place of the yew trees". (In Welsh, efrog; in Old Irish, iubrach; in Irish Gaelic, iúrach; and in Scottish Gaelic, iùbhrach). The city is called Eabhraig in Scottish Gaelic and Eabhrac in Irish-names derived from the Latin word Eboracum. A proposed alternative meaning is "the settlement of (a man named) Eburos", a Celtic personal name spelled variously in different documents as Eβουρος, Eburus and Eburius: when combined with the Celtic possessive suffix *-āko(n), the word could be used to denote the property of a man with this name.[7][6]
The name Eboracum became the Anglian Eoforwic in the 7th century: a compound of Eofor-, from the old name, and -wic, meaning "village", probably by conflation of the element Ebor- with a Germanic root *eburaz ('boar'); by the 7th century, the Old English for 'boar' had become eofor. When the Danish army conquered the city in 866, it was renamed Jórvík.[8]
The Old French and Norman name of the city following the Norman Conquest was recorded as Everwic (modern Norman Évèroui) in works such as Wace's Roman de Rou and as Euruic in the Domesday Book.[9][10] Jórvík, meanwhile, gradually reduced to York in the centuries after the Conquest, moving from the Middle English Yerk in the 14th century through Yourke in the 16th century to Yarke in the 17th century. The form York was first recorded in the 13th century.[3][11]"
Let's take a moment to appreciate just what we are watching here: a 50,000 year old god-like being, 2 demigods, 2 ultra supersoldiers, the space Pope, a random shmuck, and 3 stereotypical old guys are playing a tabletop traditional roleplaying game. Which quickly derails to the extreme.
Does anyone else find this image to be beyond awesome? Like something we wish we could witness in real life?
That would require several hundred thousand years, humanity's degeneracy into a hyper-militaristic xenophobic empire, and said 50,000 year old godlike entity being a thing. The downsides aren't worth the end result, honestly.
@@cakeboss4194
Where's there's a will there's a way.
Hey, the chronicler has a very important job. Reading things and comic relief are very important.
@@cakeboss4194 I respectfully disagree
That actually sounds like a fun family reunion lol
This entire game was just a ploy orchestrated by the Manperor to summon his OC waifu to his own reality. Just as planned...
Alan Reese no
I smell Tzeentch
...the Emperor is Tzeentch?
@@warhawk9566 Tzeentch ain't the only player, mate.
@@ceasedesist9676 Tzeentch did mutate Celestial Shaman Queen's arm after all
Couple things I’ve noticed since re-watching.
Yes, Custodisi was in fact the Gorger Lord, meaning Wammudes’ character insulting his brothers inadvertently funny.
Decius has a huge fucking chip on his shoulder when dealing with the old coots at the High Lords’ table, to the point of one of them asking if Decius is ok after a curiously focused rant from Benny McBackstab.
Emps realizes he can’t just god-mode his way through the game so he attempts to do everything possible within the game’s confines to achieve the desired result, which involves some fairly clever stunts later on, like propelling Sir Wamri further to defeat the first Ogre, using a fate point to stay in the game, and recognizing the weakness of the Gorger Lord (his absurdly low Willpower)
Nrod Lagorsson plotting his Castle of Castle after Rogal’s failed attempt to start the adventure.
Even though Kräkus the Dung Collector was purely a means to troll and screw around, he still made an impact in the story during the confrontation with the Gorger Lord.
Provost Marshal actually gets a cool moment by having his Litigant burn his lawbook to fuel the leadbelcher, and it helps Karstodes get into the game and enjoy it.
"you find yourself in the castle called 'castle' overlooking the town named 'town'"
_i have no air in my lungs help_
I absolutely LOVE how this game mirrors the actual lore of Magnus not wanting to be the bad guy and trying to do everything right only to be pushed into madness and rage by his emperor and everyone else playing XD so clever
@Douglas Babb Ball Braise Bemperor Boy!
@Douglas Babb you mean the Borus Beresy. ;)
Even better when you realize Magnus was trying to create the third installment of Ravandil’s Quest by Karl the Deranged
@Douglas Babb *Boyus Beresy
@@jonsalvadori6275 WHAT baby bumpers beresy that's so much beresy mate
Emperor's Bizzare Adventure: Rules are breakable
Emperor's Bizzare Adventure: Heresy Tendency.
Emperor's Bizzare Adventure: Warp Ocean
Emperors Bizarre Adventure: Shit throwing crusaders
Oil Barrel Run
I definitely feel like I have just watched an entire jojo arc.