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Welcome to Daz Games! Here you’ll find all my Try Not To Laugh Challenge, Sketches and Reaction videos where you’ll enjoy my responses to videos from “LIFE HACKS THAT MAKE NO SENSE” and everything else on the internet you could think of. I like to do commentary walkthroughs and playthroughs of games like The Sims, ARK, GTA V, Minecraft, Horror Games and many others. New gaming videos will be posted five to six times a week. Be sure to Subscribe to never miss one!
Nothing give me more anxiety than him trying to find the phone that he saw towards the beginning of the game lol
fr I was yelling its upstairs the whole time he was looking for it😭
@@tokyanime78 real
realll
bro fr i was like YOU JUST SAW IT !!
Frrrr
"Oh no, she's gone full Latina" I CAN'T BREATHE😭
😅🤣😭
Omg r u ok???
@@B3AR682 yes im okay!!
@B3AR682 u do realise when u see "i can't breathe" on the imternet, most of the time it means smth is funny....
@@h3avenandback Im guessing they were sarcastic
Roro is known for going overboard when cooking. In a nutshell, she's basically like "today my boyfriend wanted to have some coffee for breakfast so I flew to Colombia to get some beans, then I became a blacksmith so I could forge my own Moka pot. When I got back to Spain, I lit up a bonfire using a zippo lighter and some sticks I collected from the woods, and I brew the coffee while making pancakes for him, his parents, his friends, his friends' parents, his friends' grandparents, the neighbour, and the neighbour's dog"
so like a spanish nara smith
@@sedonakemp7716that’s basically what people say about her yeah
@sedonakemp7716BAHAHAAH LIT JS WHAT I WAS GONNA TYPE LOL
What the heck
Is this a real stroy
"The fresh air, (the birds chirping) that's spanish for tweet tweet"😂😂😂 LOL Daz
He said “ aw this is Spain look at those Spanish tiles”
‘If it wasn’t for her I’d be living in a crisp packet’ 😭😭🙏🏻
💀
Read that when he said it 😭
@ fr
Right😂😂😂 most genuine shit I just cant
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
"She knows I'm only with her for the bath tub" 😂
I’d be the same 😂
I love the way he opens the basement and the moment of silence ya know what he’s thinking lmao shit dose down in the basement
Yep lol😂
Makes me laugh every time he opens a basement door 😭
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Developer: How many lawsuits do you want this game to have
The game: Say no more
2:41 this is the kind of house I would build in the sims and then discover it takes my character a day to reach the bathroom 😂
FOR REALLL😂😂😂😂😂😂
Omg that was me! I built a huge house for 3 days and then started playing 😢 the kid needed 4 sim hours to get downstairs for school 😭
@@tjasitjasi7863 Omg it always bothers me how fast time passes on the Sims😭 I love the open world in the Sims 3 but going anywhere takes so long. Same with Sims 4.
Playing the University expansion pack on either is a mess, since you're supposed to take your Sim from class to class and they're always late to everything because time passes too fast and the Sims are too slow. Where's the balance EA? At least make the Sims fast, but no, they're slow and easily distractable, and stay still for a couple minutes before performing any task at all.
29:40 Daz almost losing it over a door for a solid 30 seconds has me dying😂
Hi Daz, I don't know if you read comments, but I'm Spanish so I would like to provide context to this game in case you or other viewers want to know.
Roro is a Spanish tiktoker who got extremely popular recently due to her haters. She always starts most of her videos with the phrase "today Pablo (her boyfriend) wanted (name of food), so I made him this" and then explains how she made the dish. Her haters basically called her a tradwife due to her videos always being centered around what her boyfriend wanted, saying he never does anything and just expects her to be like his mother, to which she replied saying Pablo does other things around the house and it's not like he's just laying in the sofa all day. The idea of this game was born because people began making parodies of her videos, and one said "today Pablo wanted to play a horror game, so I made him this", that's when a popular youtuber/streamer called Maximus decided to make the game himself, which is the one you played.
Hope this comment was useful and loved the gameplay, man!
That was very insightful, thanks for the comment. That helps me understand a lot more about this game and tiktoker.
How interesting!
That's helpful. I was thinking the backstory was a supposedly devoted girlfriend snapped and killed her boyfriend. I thought this was based off a true crime story. How does the TikToker feel about the game?
Yeahhh people sometimes call her that 😅@@bananasbeth
@@elainagilbert7663 As far as I know she hasn't commented on it, she's actually not that much into the internet culture and likes to keep her privacy, so she doesn't really give her opinions online
I love how he kept talking about the bathtub when he would question why he's slaving after her. 😭
Roro actually played this game live on Halloween. She had a good laugh of it. There's so many memes of her and how she cooks HAHAHAHAHA
BTW the man on the painting in the living room is actually the game developer.
Love from Spain, Daz ♥️♥️♥️
I’m glad she didn’t take it to heart 😭😂
Can I still see the live?
I love this wild metronome Daz has going between being super judgmental and suspicious to immediately supportive and grateful
Well when you don't know your girlfriends mood it's best to test the waters? Right?
JUMPSCARE LIST:
15:15 : Glass breaks + screaming
15:52 : Face in the mirror
18:00 : Roro appears out of nowhere
21:53 : Glass breaks + screaming
22:08 : Face in the mirror
22:40 : Roro appears again
24:01 : Roro knocks you out
27:56 : Daz breaks the light ( loud )
29:30 : Jumpscare ( Roro )
32:04 : Lights go out
32:08 : Scary music starts
32:12 : Roro standing in the hallway
33:03 : Roro catches Daz
34:29 : Roro jumpscare ( again )
35:07 : Lights go out/music starts/ Roro appears
35:47 : Roro appears
37:34 : Roro Jumpscare ( mini )
OMG THANK YOU😂
@@LeahEvans2002i gotchu🙌🤣
thank u sm
Might wanna finish this tomorrow then it’s midnight
Thanks
26:53 How many Dazs does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? None, he just screams at it then tells himself he's gone mad 🤣🤣🤣
Haven't even watched it yet and I know this is going to be funny 😂😂😂
Yep as always lol😂❤️
Same 😂
I think we're all thinking the same 😂
frrrrrrrrrrrrrssssssssss
Me too 😂😂
"That's spanish for tweet tweet" i havent laughed this hard for something so simple 😂
Dating a tiktoker will either be extremely lonely or extremely engaging, depending on your partners morals and love style.
Or most likely it will be terrible 😂
Or extremely engaging @@1sellout39
I wouldn't be able to date one, tbh. Especially the type that would want to share your personal life for views, that's a no for me. I never even downloaded Tik Tok as well.
@@declaracionespolemicas I hope you know there are men on TikTok who also share their girlfriends personal life for views it’s not only women…
Just imagine sitting and watching your favorite youtuber and seeing this random man running back and forth in the background carrying one item at a time.
Ugh I can't get enough of daz's videos, they just brighten up my mood and I love them, they saved me at my lowest times
I couldn't agree more❤️
What was your lowest time?
@spaomalley 2018 -2021 I was going through some family stuff, I still am but since watching daz he's just made me feel much happier and his videos get me through the tough days
“That’s Spanish for tweet tweet” made me laugh so hard 😭🙏
DAZ!!! Let me tell you about mouthwashing!! its a game where your on a ship in space and it crashes and the whole crew need to survive together... and they all... slowly... go crazy... PLEASE PLAY THIS DAZ!!!
15:24 she poisoned me she knows am only with her for the bathtub😂
Daz may not be pregnant but he always delivers
shit that was good
@@puppycatsupremacyit was stolen
@@IX_4 idc it was still good
26:55 the screaming at the light took me out LMAO
Litro was scrolling to find someone who mentioned it 😂
@@ellabella214 HAHAH
The way Dez breaks for a crying woman is so sweet ❤❤❤ such a real man !! ❤️
not me saying to the screen "ITS UPSTAIRSSSSS" as if this is dora the explorer and he can magically hear me
I love how Daz’s gets more passive aggressive towards her , her cooking and her lifestyle
Him trying to “Lock the DOOR” bit had me rolling😂 29:49
1:45 anyone else see the timer ticking down and shout, “Daz no! Go back please we need to know what happens” 😂
I didn’t notice that 👀
I saw it and was like “wtf-“ and he never went back to it 😭😭
32:16 “SHE GOT A ROLLING PIN” 😂😂
‘She knows I’m only with her for the bathtub’ STOP I CANT BREATHE 😭😭😭
This mood in here is perfect!
12:26 "thats spanish for tweet tweet" DAZ STOP 😭
0:30 raggy ok scooby doo 😂😂
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Now someone needs to do a videogame with Daz in it. Have it be a super duper scary horror game and Daz is following you around holding the torch and screaming at the scary stuff 😆
Someone already made a Daz Fan Game 8 years ago. the video is Someone Made A Daz Game!! but its not a horror one :/
Daz is always a form of comfort in hard times ☺ we love & appreciate you Daz, don't ever change!! 🥰💛💛
There's nothing better than a new daz game and it's a *simulator* like who remembers *bar simulator* or *date simulator*
When's cooking simulator coming back??
Omg yesssss
33:30 OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING
The fact he was like " i really need her paypal information like now ... i need to book a taxi" had me screaming now just run u have legs run.
9:17 "oh did she make another pot of shit" 😂😂😂
The downstairs is totally the sopranos house lol
Omg I literally thought this! Thought I was the only one 😂
I was looking for this comment!
@@JG15.Right 😂😂😂
I literally love him sm, daz, you make me laugh everyday. Thank you for what you do, you’ve really helped some of us through our toughest times. 🖤
Agreed❤️
I had the worst day ever,I was being bullied my friends left me. But u posted and u made me smile and thank u so much for making me happy and putting a smile on my face love u so so much daz
Hey, Hope you're doing ok. Sorry you went through that. Stay strong, you're not alone 🌻
Ill be your friend
I've been there before, I'm sorry. Stay strong, it'll turn out better.
I’m so sorry you’re being bullied ❤ stay strong it will be okay
the way daz didn’t understand the kebab bit and was just exited for dinner😂😂love daz❤
I loved his relationship with the bath the entire video
29:27 "well you know there's plenty of fish's in the sea" 😂😂😂
24:46 "oh she's gonna force me to iron her clothes isn't she?" DEAD😂
Under an hour gang
YASS
yessssss
we don't care💀
@ no need to comment the 💀💀💀
Yes
When u get a Spanish wife who does tik tok but becomes mental:
Still in the first ads and I already know it’s gonna be funny asf
"It's okay, my wife will pay for it" HELP 😭😭
You’ve been on here for so long bro, i love you man. You’ve brought me so many good memories. I used to spend all the time i had watching ur shit just to pass the time. Your energy is good, god loves you! Thats why you’re still here. He knows this was ur dream, and that you can touch the hearts of those that need it. Love from NASHVILLE TN USA
I saw the thumbnail and then read the caption and thought to myself... "I know for a fact this video is going to be hilarious." I don't even have to watch the video to come to that conclusion, lol but I am going to anyway because it's Daz!
“Pain Simulator”
Daz: looks at ps2 graphics William Shakespeare
Also Daz: I DONT KNOW WHO THAT IS
15:54 thanks for that very appreciated
32:55 I prolapsed when she started getting faster 😭 🙏🏻
If you guys are wondering why the house layout looks familiar, the entire house layout is from The Sapranos
Yesss! 😂
29:54 daz:close the door. door: *closes* daz: now lock the door. Door: *opens*😂😂😂
not me hyperfixating on the clear asset ripping going on when a lock has more polygons than the characters, and the hand in the cauldron at the end has enough polys to be the whole house xD
She’s gone full Latina IM DYING 🤣💀
Not the house being the exact Sopranos layout😂
I LITERALLY THOUGHT I WAS GOING INSANE ahahaha
“The fresh air, ( birds chirping) that’s Spanish for tweet tweet” I’m dead😭😂
"she's like a haunted pixie" LMFAOO 😭😭
YASSS DAZ HAS POSTED
Yes always makes my day❤️
birds chirrping ....
"That's spanish for tweet tweet" 🐦🐦🐦
“ her next TikTok’s gonna be how to turn your husband into a sock isn’t it “ had me crying 😂
I get so happy when there's a new Daz watches 😊😊
“If it wasn’t for her I’d be living in a crisp packet” HAHAHHA IM DEAD 😂
The leftover pasta hurt my heart😭🙏❤
“Well, you know, plenty of fish in the sea” 🤣🤣🤣 29:34
"Uh sorry chat we are eating a bowl of sh!t" Daz-2024
29:24 well.. there’s plenty of fish in the sea
she was feeding you her last boyfriend
I'm laughing hysterically at a horror game 😂
Daz and Will I have a good video idea basically watch bad and stupid life hacks but then try them out together too see if they actually are good when u do them idk I thought it would be funny 😂😂❤️❤️
when Daz drops the plate at 14:01 reminded me of Daz and cooking simulator. :)
I’ve been watching Daz for over 6 years, and I don’t think I’ve ever been this early 😆 love you Daz! Every time I see your videos my day gets a bit brighter ❣️
Same been a fan since Vine❤️
15:35 SHE GOING FULL LATINA WHAHAHAHAHA😂
Am I the only one that noticed that this house is set up very similarly to the Sopranos house?
31:15 "*sneezes* god im allergic to kidnap" got me rolling on the ground😂
Im early! Hi daz! I just want to say you are actually my happiness and are helping me through so much right now. Your videos keep me smiling and laughing. Giving me a reason to stay alive. I’ll always support you ❤
22:08 Because the jumpscare came late I was like “oh it’s not gonna do it this time” then my soul disappeared
the house layout is the same as the sopranos 😂
0:43 the voice crack wth😭 "apparently you are her hUsBanD" IM DYING
Just imagine watching a tiktok and you see Daz running in the background with tableware
4:46 - 4:54 I love Daz 😭😭💕
Loving The Sopranos house
“Sorry Chat were eating a bole of sh!t” got me rolling 😂
Love the videos daz, keep up the hard work! 🔥❤️
4:45 NOT DAZ TRYNA SELL THE HEART CUPS TO THE VIEWERS😭
Anyone else realise, that the house is from The Sopranos 😂 or just me?
Spanish speakers are definitely crying of happiness for Daz playing these games 😭
Daz your videos never fail to make me laugh and help me when I’m in a sad mood thank you for always taking time out of your day to make all of us smile and laugh also I’m soooo addicted to watch your game play of life is strange it’s just so good and funny but keep up the good work and please never stop posting
Life is Strange was def peak Daz content, miss that series so much along with sims. But hey, his videos have been so good lately so who am I to complain!!
The bathtub got me 😂😂😂 15:29
17:20, I couldn’t stop laughing
7:12 "if it wasn't for her, it'd be living in a crisp packet" 💀😭😭
DAZ PLEASE GO ON IM A CELEB 🙏❤️
hahaha no way that would actually be hilarious, id love that