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  • @s1_auds
    @s1_auds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5377

    One of the many more iconic Daz lines... "It's beginning to look like FUCK THIS"

    • @thegeorgianpeaches
      @thegeorgianpeaches 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      we all need a poster of random daz quotes ngl

    • @kayley2198
      @kayley2198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Lmao 😂😂😂

    • @Raravavan
      @Raravavan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I saw this as soon as he said it 😂😂😂

    • @sheepshaq1284
      @sheepshaq1284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      10:25 ;)

    • @angelsentare
      @angelsentare 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thegeorgianpeaches best idea ever I need it

  • @elainagilbert7663
    @elainagilbert7663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12689

    Watching Daz get progressively angrier at Joyce is the funniest thing ever.

  • @marbles7327
    @marbles7327 2 ปีที่แล้ว +894

    "Oh God she nearly fell, the gentleman in me wanted to catch her"
    he's such a gem

    • @Sammcole4170
      @Sammcole4170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Time stamp?

    • @marbles7327
      @marbles7327 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Sammcole4170 25:25

    • @Rust4L
      @Rust4L 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      17:35 pain away do you have any b**** away had me dead

    • @MaiaDeNetto-Bonnie
      @MaiaDeNetto-Bonnie 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Love how i read this at the exact same moment he said it 😂

  • @kaitlynr3423
    @kaitlynr3423 ปีที่แล้ว +827

    30:18 “ don’t go anywhere I will be right back “
    Daz: “ I’m gonna go find a lawyer “

    • @LivGreuserOlsen
      @LivGreuserOlsen ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I PEED MY SELF RIGHT THERE!!😭😭😭😂

    • @elisethomas8234
      @elisethomas8234 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      NAH WHEN SHE CLIMBED INTO THE VENT NYEWWWWWWW

  • @brecken123
    @brecken123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +875

    I love when Daz gets jumpscared he doesn’t stop his sentence he just screams it louder.

    • @samiboiisthegreat
      @samiboiisthegreat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mr clean can i get a jelly bean

    • @chelsearapp2722
      @chelsearapp2722 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      D I Y!!!

    • @02090729
      @02090729 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And he said madly
      She's not my wife and looks for a spray to get rid of her ex

    • @surefit.8884
      @surefit.8884 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And he'll say the weirdest shit like "JUMPING FUCKING AMISH"

  • @zakthepenguin5106
    @zakthepenguin5106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +971

    20:31 it’s probably one of the most memorable quotes from Daz’s
    “ the one thing that I hate most in life is peekaboo”

    • @Mirandabubles28
      @Mirandabubles28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Just got to that part and now I fucking agree😭😭

    • @myax118
      @myax118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bro that bit scared me loll

    • @Number11Imsohot
      @Number11Imsohot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro I screamed lol

    • @moparornocar8715
      @moparornocar8715 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i was at 20:32 when i read this comment and was dying😂

    • @Gacha_x_Misty
      @Gacha_x_Misty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      “It’s beginning to look a lot like - FUCK THIS”

  • @thetrippyqueen593
    @thetrippyqueen593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3943

    The fact that there isn’t yet a jumpscare list makes me progressively on edge

    • @EllaRose0914
      @EllaRose0914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      there still isnt and it makes me UNCOMFY

    • @sh_09_
      @sh_09_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well lucky you but I am scared

    • @KateBushka
      @KateBushka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      there's too many that's why lol

    • @leakprooth.letterboks
      @leakprooth.letterboks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      there was about 8 jumpscares

    • @greycurtain
      @greycurtain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think that's the point

  • @littlefroggy6361
    @littlefroggy6361 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    “TIS THE SEASON TO GET MARRRRIED TO A GIRL WHO DOSENT PAY HER TAXES”
    Had my head rick rolled

    • @wayneanderton4953
      @wayneanderton4953 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Like every woman

    • @elilykitten1838
      @elilykitten1838 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Daz singing this video pt. 1

  • @grv6142
    @grv6142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3083

    My favorite line in Daz's career: "It's beginning to look a lot like fuCK THIIIS!"

    • @chloecurtis7964
      @chloecurtis7964 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      i was waiting to see if someone else was gone say something 😂

    • @dominicabbadini4000
      @dominicabbadini4000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fr

    • @walterwhite3372
      @walterwhite3372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      that and “tis the season to shit your pants” 😂

    • @jocelyndroddy7824
      @jocelyndroddy7824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I saw this first then started laughing because he said it. 😂 I woke up my grandma who was taking a nap.

    • @jocelyndroddy7824
      @jocelyndroddy7824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      “I ain’t putting the ring on that no way!” 😂😂😂😂

  • @trikez1030
    @trikez1030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2706

    I love how he is so chill now, its almost not like he just went through eternal pain and suffering on a deserted Island in Malaysia LOL, luv u Daz, ur the best ❤

    • @somebodyoncetoldme2664
      @somebodyoncetoldme2664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      ​@Dan Southwell k.

    • @AlexNona80
      @AlexNona80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      eternal pain and suffering because he was with Dave. lol jk

    • @sarahsmart112
      @sarahsmart112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Init

    • @sasthesasquatch
      @sasthesasquatch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      eternal pain 🤣

    • @maxreed2731
      @maxreed2731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Dan Southwell no because you’ve commented the same thing about other TH-camrs doing that so your lying

  • @gracebest2897
    @gracebest2897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1213

    Love how Daz thought she was crazy
    Not when she said 'don't make me hurt you'
    Or chased him down in the dark
    But when he saw her white shoes with her black dress

    • @roxdapros
      @roxdapros 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      😅 the combination though-

    • @louse-man
      @louse-man ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I would also think someone was crazy if they wore black shoes and a white dress

    • @loco_exe
      @loco_exe 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean like who wouldn't find that crazy

  • @GabriellaNesbitt-Jones
    @GabriellaNesbitt-Jones 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

    I love when Joyce is making Daz so impatient and starts to loose it every time she calls.

  • @Lavender560
    @Lavender560 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1470

    Favorite Daz quote of the day "Those white shoes don't go with that dress." As he was hiding from her, I laughed a lot!

    • @02090729
      @02090729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      He said " it beginning to look a lot like--FACK THISSSSSSS"

    • @someghosthunter
      @someghosthunter ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "We all do bad DEEEYEWHY!" 34:14

  • @hyunmulligan364
    @hyunmulligan364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3100

    daz: *talks about wanting to see a swimsuit pic*
    also daz: "... is that a mojito?"

    • @the1r_b0y
      @the1r_b0y 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      it’s so funny ngl

    • @NDJunction
      @NDJunction 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Daz and Kang Sae Byeok: *mOjItO?*
      xD

    • @02090729
      @02090729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He said NyEeUuEh

    • @02090729
      @02090729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Spooky Christmas lights and crazy b!tches

  • @electric8007
    @electric8007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    Daz: AHHHHHHH, HAND JOB
    Sarah: *sigh* here we go again

    • @Nat_alie14448
      @Nat_alie14448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I literally died at that part 😂

    • @stevencairns
      @stevencairns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yo that's Abit sus there bud

  • @Nitemare_Loves_You
    @Nitemare_Loves_You ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I really love the dog, and dog father moment. Very wholesome. Daz is an amazing, funny, charming, an horror expert! He always gives me a good laugh, and he always... ALWAYS makes me feel better.

  • @THATsakamoto-kun
    @THATsakamoto-kun ปีที่แล้ว +938

    ARE WE GOING TO IGNORE THE FACT DAZ YELLED HANDJOB WHEN HE GOT SCARED LMAOOOO

    • @Ryan-ej4mh
      @Ryan-ej4mh 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      28.00

    • @17006
      @17006 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      27:53

    • @someghosthunter
      @someghosthunter 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Probably to do with that fact that she has claws on her hands

    • @DylanPleskauskas
      @DylanPleskauskas 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Gogogo

  • @Tai-2407
    @Tai-2407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    I love it when Daz doesn’t get to finish a sentence because of a jump scare so he shouts the last part🤣

  • @amelialewis5860
    @amelialewis5860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2314

    You know true fear is when you can’t find a jump scare list

    • @j3llypon
      @j3llypon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      There’s a Jumpscare list right under this lol

    • @dazgamesforlife849
      @dazgamesforlife849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fr tho

    • @amelialewis5860
      @amelialewis5860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wait I found it I’m dumb lmao

    • @gwakemolehlol
      @gwakemolehlol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      not gonna lie it was so scary trying to find it

    • @pogrsicht479
      @pogrsicht479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@j3llypon only you can see it

  • @tijgertje08xx_uwu28
    @tijgertje08xx_uwu28 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    13:13 had me rolling the "im divorced"

  • @crailify
    @crailify 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1991

    daz : "Get out, now!"
    Also Daz : *Proceeds to explore the house*

  • @micheal-afton203
    @micheal-afton203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    "must've been her personality because she was NOT a looker" probably the most relaxed daz was through out the entire game..

  • @zer0sixx
    @zer0sixx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +633

    I love that hes having a conversation with himself all the time, makes the video so much better 😂

    • @nadie_gustas
      @nadie_gustas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He doeisnt have a conversation with himself he is talking to us

    • @zer0sixx
      @zer0sixx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nadie_gustas if you watched the whole video he aint talking to "us", hes talking to himself infront of hes computer, with hes mic and his cam and since hes awesome show us stuff he records. Your comment would work if it was LIVE tho
      PEACE

  • @kobeslaughter4671
    @kobeslaughter4671 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    53:30
    "Oh, that's romantic"
    "You bastard."
    "Okay 😕"

  • @mylerheffner5486
    @mylerheffner5486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +883

    “I don’t need pain away I need more than that I need bitch away”😭😭😭

    • @silas537
      @silas537 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That line was so funny 😭

    • @ilooooovekrabbypatties
      @ilooooovekrabbypatties ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@silas537 along with “It’s beginning to look a lot like F*CK THISSS” 😭😭😂

  • @Ashleigh_2772
    @Ashleigh_2772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    "It's beginning to look a lot like f*ck this!" was my favorite part about this video but can we also appreciate his amazing singing?!

    • @breetj
      @breetj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fr

  • @BrainlessGirl123
    @BrainlessGirl123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +923

    “There’s one thing I hate in life and it’s PEEKABOOO!” I jumped out of my skin with that one 😂

    • @02090729
      @02090729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I just saw that bit and shat myselff

    • @_.Chibi._121
      @_.Chibi._121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My heart :,)

    • @NezukoKamado-yd4bf
      @NezukoKamado-yd4bf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro I laughed my soul out after it almost lefty body at that part 🤣🤣🤣

    • @NezukoKamado-yd4bf
      @NezukoKamado-yd4bf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      20:30 timestamp lol

    • @christianhunt9147
      @christianhunt9147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Literally same

  • @Kimberly_2-v1c
    @Kimberly_2-v1c 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

    "Right okay stage 4 clinger" that killed me 😭

  • @cathymitchell3107
    @cathymitchell3107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    The day that Sarah cones from behind and scares her dad.... I will die of laughter!!!!

    • @12354rony
      @12354rony 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And dad will die of heart attack

  • @ellisellothere1872
    @ellisellothere1872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1673

    Scare List:
    **Quote of the Day: "I'm gunna propose to the fucking drainpipe if you keep it up"
    8:40 distant shadow -> 8:49 shadow moves {minor}
    9:15 phone dings {minor}
    9:43 light flickers - dark screen {minor}
    10:26 woman standing in dark corridor {medium}
    11:35 tv turns on {minor}
    {MAJOR} 13:12 heartbeat starts ->14:35 woman leaves
    14:45 Daz leaves the room, woman is seen -> 14:53 new room {minor}
    {MAJOR} 15:55 door and wall move back
    16:06 door moves back again {mediocre}
    {mediocre/major} 17:03 blue screen
    {MAJOR} 18:15 bang -> 18:50 woman leaves
    20:10 -> 20:14 woman seen {minor}
    {mediocre/major} 20:35 woman pokes out head from door
    20:41 "honey, don't make me hurt you" {mediocre}
    21:10 woman seen {minor}
    21:25 Daz follows her -> 21:35 new room {minor}
    {mediocre/major} 22:10 "huh" -> 22:40 woman leaves
    22:51 woman seen {mediocre}
    {mediocre/major} 24:06 chain broken -> 24:45 woman leaves
    26:50 light shines on table {minor}
    27:19 room moves closer {mediocre}
    {MAJOR} 27:50 hand pops out from door
    {MAJOR} 29:30 something in the dark -> 30:25 crawls out through vent
    31:15 sudden call {minor}
    33:00 something drags across the room {mediocre}
    33:39 sudden noise {minor}
    33:48 bang bang bang {minor}
    33:56 bookshelf falls over {minor}
    {MAJOR} 34:14 woman pops up -> 34:24 leaves
    34:50 woman comes out from vent {minor}
    35:30 dead body {mediocre}
    {MAJOR} 36:48 scream -> 37:00 chase ends
    38:05 dead body {mediocre}
    {MAJOR} 38:12 woman comes -> 38:57 scream -> 39:35 hand comes out of the vent -> 39:50 chase ends
    {major/mediocre} 41:54 hand pops out from under drawer
    43:30 distant screaming and shooting -> 43:45 shooting ends {mediocre}
    43:50 unexpected call and dead body hanging out of a window {minor}
    {MAJOR} 44:57 woman screams and comes out from door
    47:15 woman peeks into room {minor/mediocre}
    48:09 woman checks room {minor}
    49:59 noise heard {minor}
    51:11 crying from woman {minor}
    52:30 dead body
    {VIOLENT/mediocre} 54:09 door opens and someone standing there -> 54:30 shooting and fire ends
    {VIOLENT/mediocre} 57:22 fire and shooting -> 58:37 woman is shot and killed
    ~~ THE END ~~
    Have a wonderful day :) Happy Holidays!!

    • @darianbeasleyy
      @darianbeasleyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      I have major anxiety, and I've never been so grateful for kind people like you in this world. Have a merry Christmas.

    • @t4msin
      @t4msin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      you deserve the world

    • @lejlaaa.b
      @lejlaaa.b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      You are doing gods work rn, the way I jumped when she came out of the door 😭😭😭😭

    • @bodyofcain
      @bodyofcain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@darianbeasleyy if u have anxiety which u prob dont have why are u watching horror game gameplays

    • @weMIGHTbrawl
      @weMIGHTbrawl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@bodyofcain why are you questioning people?

  • @rainfxll
    @rainfxll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +665

    The conversing conversation between Daz and Joyce is absolutely hilarious. 😂

    • @leticemarie
      @leticemarie ปีที่แล้ว +4

      fr she be pissin me off💀

  • @PinelloMello
    @PinelloMello ปีที่แล้ว +11

    10:25 "its beginning to look alot like" *fuuUCKk THISSSS* my Favorite Daz quote ever 😂

  • @herbertmoonshineofthewest1580
    @herbertmoonshineofthewest1580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +823

    "IT'S PEEKABOO" that will be on daz grave stone

  • @rosiegill417
    @rosiegill417 2 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    I love how concered Daz is for the characters mental state ☠

  • @yasminnsita
    @yasminnsita 2 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    can we all just appreciate the fact that daz makes content for us during the weekends? that’s something we all are grateful for.

    • @vuqx
      @vuqx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Just becuase you're early doesn't mean you need to comment something everyone knows

    • @Pjphinn2005
      @Pjphinn2005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Dan Southwell thats sick

    • @Pjphinn2005
      @Pjphinn2005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      true. its really coll that you can just chill on the weekend laughing at the funny af content he makes

    • @CandySophie18
      @CandySophie18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Dan Southwell lies

    • @yasminnsita
      @yasminnsita 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vuqx literally no one cares tbh w u. if you’re jus gon comment this shi that I already know might as well stfu.

  • @PJ4CPO
    @PJ4CPO ปีที่แล้ว +47

    “HoNEy I BouGHt YoU a RiNg, A NiCe, SHIny RiNg,”said Daz😂

  • @lukabosnjak1975
    @lukabosnjak1975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    I love how I can just sit down and put Daz on for a full hour without getting bored

    • @eandaedits8758
      @eandaedits8758 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fr

    • @chaotic_nutshellxd9283
      @chaotic_nutshellxd9283 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it didnt even feel like an hour im here thinkng its been 25 minutes meanwhile a whole 50 sumin minutes went by n the vid was almost over T u T

  • @Matpit18
    @Matpit18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    I really liked how Daz put his own spin on all these classic Christmas Carols and made them apply a lot more to the things that he was seeing in the game.
    My personal favorite has to be “It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like F**K THIS”

  • @Morster
    @Morster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    The creativity of Daz’s trash talk really is a highlight for me 🤣

  • @nicolefontaine3037
    @nicolefontaine3037 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    10:27 "It's beginning to look a lot like *FUCK THISSS*" Shit had me dead

    • @CKHawk2
      @CKHawk2 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Daz is so real for that 😂

  • @GSTGDevilschild
    @GSTGDevilschild 2 ปีที่แล้ว +776

    Daz comes back from a 2 week survival to be greeted by a horror game 🤣

    • @sonniesiekbert5694
      @sonniesiekbert5694 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol😂

    • @sarelvanzyl169
      @sarelvanzyl169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol😂😂😂😂

    • @HUMBLE-SOUL-TJ
      @HUMBLE-SOUL-TJ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Dan Southwell cap

    • @Cemeterygirll
      @Cemeterygirll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@dansouthwell6557 Yes and apparently Mr beast commented on it too according to your other bot comments

    • @rogervalentine6339
      @rogervalentine6339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2 day survival

  • @Izuku_Midoriya_123
    @Izuku_Midoriya_123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    *"I'm going to propose to the drain pipe soon!!!"*
    HAD ME WHEEZING

  • @Lies_said
    @Lies_said 2 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    “Tis the season to get Married to someone who doesn’t pay their taxes” and “tis the season to shit your pants” are both so funny I giggled

  • @lipstickstxin
    @lipstickstxin 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    The bit where daz said "I actually dated a girl like this" man I'm dead🤣

  • @soulsoff
    @soulsoff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    daz: but Joyce is s loving and caring
    daz 30 seconds later: YEAH JOYCE TAKE YOUR DAMN TIME!

  • @Nerdy4y
    @Nerdy4y 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1588

    „My house had no creepy Christmas light and no creepy b!tches“
    20:35 my soul left my body
    22:26 not Daz giving her style tips
    27:49 and I whoap jumpscare
    29:49 „what in the Yoga“ fits
    30:14 “I will be right back“ „Where are you going 😀“ *crawls away* Daz:😀
    31:12 „StOp TeXtiNg mE“
    32:59 *something is rolling* Daz: 😀😃
    34:12 “It’s just a weak shelf, nothing to be scared of” 3seconds later: NAHHHHA GOD
    38:18 “is she blind?” 2 seconds later: AHHHHH NOAHHHAAH
    41:54 my cat when she wants something to eat:
    47:17 my heart

    • @Number11Imsohot
      @Number11Imsohot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Look at 44:57

    • @DiabeticlySweet87
      @DiabeticlySweet87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      34:16 as well

    • @Nerdy4y
      @Nerdy4y 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@DiabeticlySweet87 yeah 💀

    • @Nerdy4y
      @Nerdy4y 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Number11Imsohot I forgot about that 😭

    • @12354rony
      @12354rony 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Also 47:17 and 54:10

  • @SunsetSisterz
    @SunsetSisterz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    43:32 the way Daz is hearing all the noises but he’s stuck trying to make his way through a path of boxes and stuff got me dying. The silence from him makes it 100 times better

  • @belle9264
    @belle9264 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    10:29 GOT ME CRYIN

    • @Editsforyou121
      @Editsforyou121 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Realll I’ve been trying to find this video for to long

  • @tayl0r415
    @tayl0r415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    died when daz said “thank god she’s stupid” 😭😭

  • @Peightyn887
    @Peightyn887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    I love how it was ok like no jump scares and then you get "It's beginning to look a lot like FUCKKK THIIIIIIS" 😂😂 Love it.

  • @xxsbrxx937
    @xxsbrxx937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    It’s beginning to look a lot like ✨𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 ✨

    • @nicholasthompson6267
      @nicholasthompson6267 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      OH MI GAWD

    • @TheZog07
      @TheZog07 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@nicholasthompson6267daz what I'm sayinnn

    • @DakotaTombarge-d2u
      @DakotaTombarge-d2u ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that was really funny

    • @AnnaMarie-7894
      @AnnaMarie-7894 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Best quote ever from Daz, that’s the new version of the song

    • @geooorgia
      @geooorgia ปีที่แล้ว +4

      𝒯𝒽𝒾𝓈

  • @JaneTeasdale
    @JaneTeasdale ปีที่แล้ว +36

    When she poked her head into the pantry you were in Istg I jumped so bad 😭😭😂

    • @mollsxbckup
      @mollsxbckup 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      help no bc i jumped and screamed ‘WHAT THE FUCK’ then my mum walked and said what the fuck 😭

    • @JaneTeasdale
      @JaneTeasdale 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mollsxbckup PAHAHAHA 😭😭

  • @xDakuenjerux
    @xDakuenjerux 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    “There’s all the bleach in case this relationship goes south” 😂
    Lord almighty Daz is so much fun ❤

  • @ArtemisArrow
    @ArtemisArrow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    27:58
    Daz: My daughter's room is opposite my office. She must question the things I shout, she must.
    Sarah: *hears Daz shouting the most randomist things* Oh he must be playing a horror game again
    Dazzlers:🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @justmagdalenadownhere
    @justmagdalenadownhere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    daz: is she... blind?
    two seconds later: APPARENTLY NOT

  • @MinnahStrand
    @MinnahStrand 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    57:21 this was so funny is can’t breath!! The ”divorced” is so funny

  • @darkshots5497
    @darkshots5497 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    15:45 *crazy bitches in deep voice* had me dyeing this man is a comedian at its finest 🎉

  • @phntmsims
    @phntmsims 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    33:39 “Mabye il get a sparkler- ENGENGGENINGYINAH…”
    -Daz black, 2022

  • @rustedcookies4901
    @rustedcookies4901 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    "its beginning to look alot like fuck this" had me laughing my arse off 🤣

  • @Natalie_mendez
    @Natalie_mendez ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Anyone notice at 4:28 daz goes “I just built a tree” when we damn know he didn’t 😭

  • @audreyyoung1471
    @audreyyoung1471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Daz: "Get out. Get out now." *proceeds to do look around the room instead of actually getting out*

  • @Issy6969
    @Issy6969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I love the way he was about to continue walking into the basement until the barrel rolls out and he just turns around and says 'I don't like basements anyway'

  • @cooper_JW
    @cooper_JW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Whenever daz posts horror games I get so exited. Also lovely to see gizmo wanting to play horror games is so cute 😅

    • @NO_icp_fan_69
      @NO_icp_fan_69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Dan Southwell lol no he didn’t

  • @Frog_Beanie
    @Frog_Beanie ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I can just imagine daz as a pharmacist in 10 yrs saying:
    “Get your bitjaway here! Keeps all your psychotic ex’s away!”

  • @raeirene9498
    @raeirene9498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    15:36
    me during the Christmas holidays.
    "my house was nice, it didn't have creepy corridors..
    spooky christmas lights..
    and crazy bitches.."
    Much love daz!

  • @alphahale7668
    @alphahale7668 2 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    Character: has bolt cutters
    Character: is stuck in a house full of windows and glass doors
    Character: goes into the basement instead of just breaking a window and getting out

    • @brenna6465
      @brenna6465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      FRRR

    • @metalmidget4521
      @metalmidget4521 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      AND A GUN ASWELL

    • @metalmidget4521
      @metalmidget4521 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe he wanted the ring back😂

    • @alphahale7668
      @alphahale7668 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Spikes right I'm talking about the video game character, not Daz lmao

  • @WickedWalkman
    @WickedWalkman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    The “it’s beginning to look a lot like- f*ck this!” Got me off guard 😂
    Edit 1: Omg tysm for the likes everyone!

  • @shaunmonaghan4820
    @shaunmonaghan4820 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Daz:its all about the bathing suit
    Also Daz:Is that a mojito

  • @oxeyedvisy
    @oxeyedvisy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    i love how Daz just casually gives the crazy ex fashion advice about how her shoes don't match her dress

  • @Alicewatcheseverything
    @Alicewatcheseverything 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I can't with this one. Daz never fails to make me laugh. The way he got so excited when she got distracted over the Christmas tree and then fucking crawls away and then hes like "I'm gonna go find a lawyer!" I'm dead.

  • @AussieBleuu
    @AussieBleuu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Unpopular opinion: I think the game is scary, but game devs do not need to take a concept that is scary in itself and make it paranormal for it to be scary. I was stalked by an ex-girlfriend of mine and though she was not supernatural, one obsessed person with a tendency to track down where you live and watch you from a distance wherever you went was enough for me to be afraid.

    • @paigelizzy3128
      @paigelizzy3128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Okay why did you put your life story in this its a game

    • @lauragoreni3020
      @lauragoreni3020 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I'm so sorry you went through that, no matter if male or female, stalkers are frightening, it's a criminal offense for a reason.

    • @Nhmusicoffish
      @Nhmusicoffish ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@paigelizzy3128 he’s critiquing the game. Did you read the comment or just spoke before you thought?

    • @craigyeates1854
      @craigyeates1854 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There are plenty of games that are exactly that, stalker games that aren’t paranormal, the devs did really well on the game, it doesn’t take away from the game just because it’s a paranormal game

  • @Script.Doodles
    @Script.Doodles หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    13:18 “I’mmmmm DIVORCED” is my favorite line

  • @Gon_Jajanken
    @Gon_Jajanken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    JUMPSCARE LIST (by @greype91) for those who need it :} {Buckle up pals this is gon be a long one, SPOILERS AHEAD}
    9:42 {Minor} Light Breaks and there's a ringing noise
    10:27 {Minor} Woman appears in the hallway with a static noise accompanying
    11:35 {Minor} TV turns on with a static screen
    13:14 {Semi Major} Woman opens door infront of player and approaches the room their in
    15:54 {Minor} Loud noise and the corridor gets longer
    17:03 {Semi Major} Screen suddenly glitches and house changes
    18:13 {Minor} Door slams open and woman looks for player
    20:35 {Semi Major} Noise plays and woman pops out infront of player
    22:08 {Semi Major} Player makes noise and woman heads their way
    22:49 {Minor and adding this just if needed} Daz peeks through door and woman is right there heading towards player
    24:03 {Semi Major} Chain makes noise, woman heads towards player
    27:21 {Minor} Corridor suddenly gets smaller again
    27:52 {Semi major} Loud noise occurs and woman's hand suddenly reaches out from cracked door
    29:32 {Minor} Woman at the end of the hallway again
    29:49 {Major} Woman notices player and starts to crawl backwards towards them
    33:01 {Minor} Barrel rolls into players view and hits wall
    33:39 {Minor} Semi loud noise plays with a few noises following
    33:56 {Minor} Shelf suddenly tilts and falls
    34:15 {Major} Woman suddenly appears directly infront of player and crawls away
    34:51 {Semi Major} Woman comes out of vent by player
    35:53 {Semi Major} Player makes noise and Woman heads towards them
    36:48 {Major} Woman notices Daz and screams before chasing after him
    38:13 {Major} Person in bodybag makes noise and woman finds player under the table
    38:57 {Major} Woman screams and chases after player
    41:54 {Semi Major} Woman's arm reaches out from under dresser
    43:34 {Semi Major} Woman and policemen scream during fight
    44:57 {Major} Woman suddenly screams and jumps out from behind door
    47:17 {Major} Woman makes noise and is watching you from behind doorway
    54:07 {Major} Door creaks open and woman appears, then forcibly drags player towards her

  • @EmeraldHunter
    @EmeraldHunter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    If you wanna hear Daz sing these masterpieces here's the timestamps:
    8:32
    10:26

  • @FBI-xf8tm
    @FBI-xf8tm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Daz, the guy your playing as didn't actually cheat on the ex! It says in the game that her mental health started to deteriorate a year earlier and she began stalking / harrasing his friends and family. As a result, there's a certain postcard with Mark breaking up with her because of it and she only underlines the "I love you" part, leading to her writing "He loves me! 💓" on the bottom, completly ignoring the rest. (She only sees what she wants to see.)
    To sum it up, he broke up with her and she didn't want to see it, she only wanted to see the part that says he loves her. It's stated that she has a mental disorder, I think psychosis.

    • @AdmiralHalsey1944
      @AdmiralHalsey1944 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Psychosis, you don't say, whatever would give you that idea?

    • @STARRYNIGHTSEDITSS
      @STARRYNIGHTSEDITSS 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where does it say the mental health thing i wanna read

    • @FBI-xf8tm
      @FBI-xf8tm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@STARRYNIGHTSEDITSS It says it on one of the letters!

  • @TheFacelessStoryMaker
    @TheFacelessStoryMaker ปีที่แล้ว +26

    It'd be creepier if they made the AI able to know where you're hiding if there's a drawer or cabinet nearby you left open so you have to remember to close them before hiding.

  • @Lezduit1
    @Lezduit1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    55:17 that ¨my precious¨ was so perfect 🤣

  • @jane_3466
    @jane_3466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    i was half expecting the ex to sing, “All i want for christmas isss.. youuuu” 😂💀

  • @theadorasilk7985
    @theadorasilk7985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    its amazing how day finished a massive project and comes straight back to uploading normal content. love this guy

    • @Iamkrogan07
      @Iamkrogan07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah it’s been at least 3 weeks since he got back bc the video where he announced it was 3 weeks ago and because of the fact he showed clips of it proves that he made that video after he got back

    • @theadorasilk7985
      @theadorasilk7985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Iamkrogan07 STILL! i cant believe hes back to normal content

    • @Iamkrogan07
      @Iamkrogan07 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theadorasilk7985 fair enough

  • @catwitch2479
    @catwitch2479 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    4:58 "Oookay I hope it's food cause I'm hungry!" - classic Daz

  • @mrticalian
    @mrticalian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    A whole hour? LINDA, GET THE KETTLE ON!

  • @zeep_-rn6xp
    @zeep_-rn6xp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Watching him play games like this while having anxiety is insane 😭

  • @Killerofdino
    @Killerofdino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    When she scratched the wall all I could think about was the “my new wallpaper” vine that Daz did

  • @Alexisnt_aliveig
    @Alexisnt_aliveig ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wanted to quote so much, but tbh. Daz has made me laugh and jump but also be scared, I have never felt more tense but also laugh while watching someone play a horror game. Thank you, Daz. You help many.

  • @jadenjones1008
    @jadenjones1008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I love how daz is in a scary situation,yet has time to judge her fashion sense😂 love you daz!

  • @junz_mayz1275
    @junz_mayz1275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    the funniest lines i heard from daz on this video was
    "It's starting to look a lot like fUCK THIS!"
    "IT'S PEEKABOO"
    😂

  • @nekokabuuuri
    @nekokabuuuri 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    “Painaway? I need more than that I need bitch-away you got any bitch-away?” - Daz, 18/12/22

    • @DTD-d1p
      @DTD-d1p 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's only 17/12/2022 bro... No hate I was just saying 👍🏻

    • @briannaserrano284
      @briannaserrano284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DTD-d1p it's different dates different place lol

    • @DTD-d1p
      @DTD-d1p 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@briannaserrano284 ah. I forget Daz has fans all over the world with different time zones 🤦🏻‍♂️ my mistake .

    • @julietteklimkowski5118
      @julietteklimkowski5118 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What’s the time stamp?

    • @Gacha_x_Misty
      @Gacha_x_Misty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@julietteklimkowski5118 40:16

  • @elizabethshigley4728
    @elizabethshigley4728 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i’ve been watching daz’s videos nonstop for the past couple of months because i’m going through a bad rough patch and i keep coming back to this video because it has me dying every time even today when i found out my dog has cancer and this still managed to make me laugh so thank you for all you do daz you truly make all my days better i truly appreciate and am thankful for all your work ❤

    • @harrymitchell7640
      @harrymitchell7640 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hope ur dog is alr

    • @elizabethshigley4728
      @elizabethshigley4728 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@harrymitchell7640he unfortunately passed away not long after but my family and i were by his side every step of the way. i still miss him now but remember him from good memories now and the pain has subsided quite a bit

  • @oceanplaysgaming
    @oceanplaysgaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    30:08 daz seemed so happy about the gingerbread men 😂

    • @leticemarie
      @leticemarie ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAOOO that part always gets me

  • @Tai-2407
    @Tai-2407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    1:45 Daz’s face when he says ‘she knows me so well’🤣

  • @solus8685
    @solus8685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    39:55 "Why're you walking at a gnat's speed?" 😭😭

  • @Willow-08frwl9
    @Willow-08frwl9 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    32:57 *goes silent while watching a moving barrel go by in a horrifying basement* "Never liked basements anyway, I mean I could just go back upstairs, and you know, the Christmas tree seemed to distract her"

  • @melissanicholson3918
    @melissanicholson3918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    43:52 "I know Joyce, I was there." I snorted my vodka water right out my nose! 🤣🤣

  • @abaldwin4733
    @abaldwin4733 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    When he said “it’s beginning to look a lot like FuCk ThIs🎶” I died 😂 I have been watching Daz games for years now. He literally can always make me crack up. I remember throughout school I would literally be so excited to go home to eat a snack and watch his videos. He never disappoints:)

  • @carolinesconcertvids860
    @carolinesconcertvids860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Every time I watch Daz playing a horror game my dad always shouts up to me "Daz?!" Because all he can hear is Daz screaming and shouting when he gets scared lol

  • @Epicmed1c501
    @Epicmed1c501 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I haven’t sat and watched a play through in years.. I found your content and BAM! I’ve watched 3 today. I found your cooking reacts on TikTok, now your games. It gave me so many smiles today! I have found a new channel! Thank you!

  • @xdemon5015
    @xdemon5015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    29:55 - Admit it, you also thought she was just going to jump out at him and disappear. Honestly, they fact that she contortionist-walked towards him in that manner was far scarier than a standard jump scare.

  • @marianna.g5669
    @marianna.g5669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I love how it’s supposed to be so scary but when Daz speaks at anytime he just makes it hilarious and entertaining!

  • @Plvgs0
    @Plvgs0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Watching daz playing scary games while you just woke up from a 4 hour nap will always be da best feelin

    • @marbles7327
      @marbles7327 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel a bit exposed but it's so true

    • @jonathankaufman3013
      @jonathankaufman3013 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daz best feeling hahaha. Huh im an npc

    • @mrs.westcoast256
      @mrs.westcoast256 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      fr bro

    • @Plvgs0
      @Plvgs0 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jonathankaufman3013 alr rhen☠

  • @gabreilreschke7555
    @gabreilreschke7555 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dude at 33:40 you completely forgot the entire English language in a single millisecond... 🎉new world record!🎉 😂😂