The Worst Product Review on the Internet
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ม.ค. 2023
- TH-cam product reviews, a great way to know what you're getting yourself into before a purchase. Most of the time. Today is not one of those times. Today we watch as Cooking with Jack reviews the Magic Bullet, and not very well. Buckle up.
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I completely sympathize with jack. I blended strawberries and blueberries to make a smoothie. And all i tasted
was strawberries and blueberries. unforgivable.
Did you not taste anything else? I thought you would taste a hint of pepper with it?
I choked on water 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🎯👍
I had some chicken the other day and you won't believe what it tasted like. Chicken. Like excuse me?????
I know right?
Jack being disgusted by a slightly runny omelet that could have been saved by putting a lid over the skillet for like 20'ish seconds while being delighted by bloody raw chicken is fkn incredible.
The omelet could have been saved by rolling it up or just folding it in half and waiting 2 minutes
@@rowanrobinson Yeah or by......flipping it halfway? Isn't that what normal people do? He could've cooked it without color, evenly, all the way. There's no excuse here, frying eggs is just out of his cognitive range.
@@kevspeedruns9947I was thinking the same, but he probably did what they showed in the commercial and that didn't include flipping the omelet so, the fault is the blender. You know it all makes sense that way 😉
@@kevspeedruns9947 I think everything that involves cooking is out of his cognitive range.
You know our salmonella sultan he loves bloody raw chicken.anything cooked properly turns him off
When Jack actually cooks something, he thinks it’s burned. Man truly is the Emperor of E. Coli
Lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The omelet was closer to cooked than his chicken
Pretty much. Really, he just needed to flip it over, cook the other side (to where he thinks it's burned), then it would have actually been the first time he cooked something fully.😂
He IS E. Coli. His brain is just a colony of salmonella and some random parasites and some other bacteria living together, controlling him as their puppet. Trying to bring in more bacteria colonies to join the hivemind.
I understand Jack’s pain, I had a pizza the other day that just tasted like pepperoni, tomato sauce and cheese 😢
Lol
Reminds me of a Google review I read for one of my favourite Italian restaurants. They gave the restaurant 1 star and wrote "They only serve Italian food." Yeah, probably because it's an Italian restaurant... 🤦♂
@@oliver_twistor Here in England, Chinese restaurants actually serve non-Chinese dishes for people who don’t like Chinese food
@@Nick_C1997 what
@@crowdemon_archives I think it's mainly for milking extra profit outta picky children. Because having the chicken tenders on standby can reel in some extra dough if there's a picky eater in a family.
So to recap, Jack…
Berated the people that like his videos for asking for more videos
Undercooked an omelette, called it burnt and blamed a blender
Used too few tomatoes to make salsa, messed up on blending the salsa, admitted to using too few tomatoes and still blamed the blender
Complained that a salsa made with tomatoes, jalapeño and cilantro tasted like the ingredients he put in the salsa
Misused the blender by not putting it together properly
Ignored the fact that cheese melting in a blender is impossible
Admitted to stealing from his dad
And admitted he gave up cutting the cheese anymore but expected the blender to turn two huge blocks of cheese into cheese dust.
Also didn't properly dice the onion chunks and blamed the blender for not cutting it.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
He's like a South Park character
@@nickowens4066 Which one?
Almost any lol idk
I'm confused because Jack believes that raw chicken is "done" but an undercooked omelet is inedible because of the Silver Bullet and not his lack of cooking prowess. Wow.
*Magic Bullet...
Yeah the iron bullet that turn egg in to more egg
Jack just likes to have stuff his way
Jack really is a special kind of stupid. I bet he was thrown on his as a baby
no the real problem here is that he is going with the same speed and instructions that the infomercial did, like who the fuck does that? 🤣
I'm convinced that Jack is such a bad cook, he's effectively gaslit himself into believing that properly cooked food is "burnt" or taste bad. This man eats raw, rotten, or undercooked food and has forced his brain to be fine with ingesting it. The man gets hospitalized on a quarterly basis but he's still alive. Jack is basically a Keter class SCP with esoteric immortality. Absolutely astounding.
I'm calling it now, guy's going to be patient zero for some kind of plague in the future.
What the fuck is a keter class SCP
@@G35370 SCP is fiction in the form of a wiki, about supernatural things/animals/people which are being recorded and/or contained by a secret organization. and keter is the most powerful/difficult to contain classification
Wait a minute, that's not jack
(Rips off mask)
Haha, I knew it, it was SCP 682 all along, since he couldn't kill us directly, he's trying to poison us, the hospitals a cover up
A magic bullet is literally the easiest version of a blender, a tool that is meant only for shredding up food. This is like watching someone not know how to use a papershredder
Jack reviews a car: "I was able to go buy groceries with this car. That's good! It didn't refrigerate my groceries, tho. Bad product, don't buy."
Lmao
😂😂😂
Jack reviews a toilet:
"I took a 10 pound shit from my terrible cooking and it clogged up and had to call the plumber. Dont buy this toilet"
😂
deadass
Jack being genuinely disgusted by some chopped vegetables is absolutely hilarious. This man ate aunt Myrna's party cheese salad with a smile but a moderately chunky salsa made of fresh ingredients might as well have been actual trash.
Fresh food is Jack's kryptonite
69th 👍
@@zabtronics edible food is his Kryptonite. 🤣
@@zabtronicsWell that’s not correct because Jack likes his chicken fresh. And I don’t mean fresh cooked, just fresh.
@@zabtronics at least he likes his meat fresh.
Jack: "I don't flip my eggs when cooking them."
Also Jack: "Why aren't the eggs cooking fully?"
Sunny side up is fully cooked
opp
@@Mikey-ym6ok
@@Mikey-ym6ok
@@Mikey-ym6ok lppp
Jack seems like the kind of guy that would let a new tv bounce around the back of his car/suv, drop it on the way into his house, drop it again going up the stairs, then give it a 1/5 claiming “Came broken, packaging was terrible, don’t buy”
Pro-tip: If you complain about something you got in a box being broken, claim that you can't find the piece that was broken off, because that means that whatever happened to break the thing happened before it was being boxed up to be shipped, meaning that the company is to blame.
It's why if you call them they'll almost always ask if you have the broken part. They want you to say yes, or at least give a maybe. If you say no and they record the call, you've basically got the best piece of evidence ever if it ends up in court somehow.
@@qty1315 So you decided to give an irrelevant “Pro tip: How to scam companies if you know you broke something” comment. If you watched the video or actually paid attention to what I wrote beyond “came broken”, you’d know that I was poking fun at how Jack can do everything wrong and think that a product is worthless.
@@jolteon345 Oh yeah, imagine the tragedy of scamming those multi millions dollars company. They do it to us all the time and they don't seem to care all that much
Watching Jack dissing magic bullet, because he failed to make an omellete is beyond surreal. He calls the food he personally mixed nasty, when he can eat raw chicken and garbage stews!
I think it's case study on stroke survivors.
Skill issue from Jack
He's unintelligent.....
I always put an omelette under the broiler in the oven to finish cooking.
I read this comment first and thought, how does an egg relate to a blender? Then watched the video and busted up laughing from his failed egg omelette that he cooked and then continued to blame the blender 😂 it’s burned 🤣🤣🤣
I’m legitimately convinced he asked for a sponsorship from magic bullet and was denied and was so petty he tried to slander the product
I was just thinking hmmmm isn't this slander?!
LMAO this right here! He probably called them - Yes this is the Cooking with Jack show I'd like to pitch a... hello? Hello?
Agreed
Yeah, sounds about right.
I think it goes deeper than that, I think magic bullet refused to pay him any money and only offered a free unit, so he made this.
What astonishes me still to this day is how he thought he could get a cooking show on food network, and was dead serious about it
It's like adding 3 spoons of cocoa powder into 1 teaspoon of milk and then getting upset it didn't turn into chocolate milk. "But I used the same ingredients!"
Jack is the type of guy to give a 1 star review of a restaurant because he couldn’t find a parking space.
😹😹😹
Or that he couldn't get a medium rare chicken breast.
Magic bullet is actually kind of good and useful, unlike Jack's cooking.
I had one many many years ago and I remember it being pretty decent for the most part until the motor burnt out or something (I remember smelling burnt plastic and it was the spinny parts fault)
Pro tip: Ninja has the best blenders, they're the only ones that can handle making protein ice cream which is probably the most difficult item for your blender to make. Magic bullet is alright thou and they're hella cheap
@@ryanfuller4401 yup. I used Magic Blender for about 4 years. Once it burned out I bought a ninja blender and it has been flawless for 5 years with the exception of a dulling blade, but that is to be expected.
Right? I mean, it's not supposed to take the place of your Vitamix Blender, and nobody from Magic Bullet has ever made that claim, but it certainly has it's place in the kitchen. Jack is just an idiot that didn't use it properly, but like, a hammer isn't gonna work if you hold it upside down. Operator competency has to factor into the equation eventually. lol
yeah, these blendy products are pretty good. I use mine for snack shakes - throw in some almond milk and unsalted/unsweetened peanut butter for added protein. They seem gimmicky, but worth the investment
“It doesn’t even cook well.” No wonder it burnt. Clearly the man sat there waiting for the Magic Bullet to “magically” cook it for him. 😂
Right lol
I can't believe he COOKED EGG RIGHT, even if stopping before he finished, but then PROCEEDED TO SAY IT WAS BURNT.
Jack says salsa looks nasty. Meanwhile he makes a "salad" with caned beans & mayo LMAO
He's so used to cooking the nasty patty from SpongeBob that normal food is nasty to him
This dude Is a clown.
I understand his pain, I've had to throw away 4 different blenders so far because each one kept burning my eggs
I've had to throw my magic bullet because I made a banana milskshake, and all I tasted was milk and banana
Lol.
@@mrenigma6508Well of course it’ll taste like that, you forgot to put in the shake.
I smashed my blender on the ground cause it couldn't melt an entire block of Velveeta that I didn't cut up (fun fact I actually did break a glass blender by dropping it, it wasn't on purpose tho)
@@mrenigma6508 yeah I want a shame. I was hoping for a little bit of rust to come off the blades personally. Add a little bit of an irony texture and flavor.
The secondhand embarassment from watching a grown man having a tantrum over a blender is quite a special kind...
That omelette looks like it's practically gonna finish cooking on the plate if he just waits a sec
It looked like it would have been fine if he flipped it and let it finish cooking
@@Loli_lover206Or keep it on heat a litte longer, it wasn't burn.
Or kill the heat and let it finish
Or whatever really
Lmao freakin FR tho. All it needed it was a quick flip and probably would’ve came out perfect… for once 🥲
@@komiks42 wdym? it's clearly burnt. it's almost edible, jack doesnt like that
@@66ixty9ine point me moment when you see part that is burnt
ok, this is what happened. Jack contacted Magic Bullet and asked them to sponsor him. they turned him down cause his cooking videos suck, and then he got mad and tried to make a hit piece video. no joke. Source: Trust Me.
That sounds like something Jack would do
SO TRUE OMG 😮
HEARD
Well, random stranger on the internet, I do trust you. I would certainly trust you more than Jack the reason the recipes didn’t turn out because of a “as seen on tv” tiny blender.
He’s a tub of lard
Jack blaming the blender for the quality of his scrambled eggs is like him blaming the gas he puts in his car for any automobile accidents he may have.
More like him blaming his car when he’s late for work.
Omelette not scrambled. They're almost as opposite as cooked egg comes. One is a mass of egg as one. One is a mass off egg as, well, scrambled.
a nos leak is a gas leak you can blame an accident on.
although thats considered negligence on your part for allowing the leak.
If Magic Bullet would've sponsored that video, Jack would've given it a 10 star review and rated it the best blender money could buy
The first time Jack gave his own food an honest review cause he could gaslight himself into blaming the poor blender
Jack has the kind of attitude that would make me very VERY uncomfortable in real life.
Bro would be insufferable.
Yep wouldn't be able to be around him.
Correction: not only you, everyone...
He's a shit human being for sure.
You should watch his restaurant reviews. He's rude af
“I consider that [omelette] a fail. I don’t like that at all.”
Jack we watched you boil “omelettes” in plastic sandwich bags. Glass houses, man.
OH! I forgot about that!
Ah yes, the "lazy man's omelette" that was more work than a regular omelette and looked absolutely disgusting. 😂
im convinced this guys like allergic to properly cooked food
My ex bought me a magic bullet 20 years ago, we blended a raw Idaho potato skin on with that thing as a party trick. YES we were drunk each time we remembered this "trick", but the point stands it demolished those spuds and worked pretty dang well for many other things too. Smoothies were top notch.
at 7:13 he realizes he didn't screw on the lid properly, but after he seals it correctly, he just unscrews it immediately and complains.
what a stellar guy. he should definitely be added as a Supreme Court judge
This feels like Jack got rejected from an actual partner-product-review and is now trying to make it look bad on porpuse as a revenge 😄
I really read the end of the sentence like "on porpoise"
BINGO!!
Lmao I bet you're right! Jack would definitely be that petty.
Exactly what I thought. Found your comment after I wrote the same.
Probably right. That comment he made about the cost of shipping at the end was odd.
I love how Jack could've just cooked the omelette on a lower heat to prevent browning and allowed it to actually cook, but no, let's blame a magic bullet for him not knowing how stoves and cooking work.
Also he used a smaller pan so the result would never have been the same as the commercial.
The vegetables add moisture to make it so you can’t cook it on high temp like a normal omelette
He could have also just flipped the omelet like a regular human being lol
@@MrKhankab It shouldn't be necessary but he could have drained the top of the omelet by lifting a side and tilting the pan. A common problem is too much heat.
@@rayl3103 or he could have just flipped it.... like other dude said. Nothing wrong with flipping an omelet to quickly cook the other side if its a little runny. As someone that has been cooking for 27 years and currently a professional rstaurant cook there is nothing wrong with flipping an omelet 👍
Magic bullet was one of its first kinds, and was a revolution when first introduced. Honestly it deserves some respect
I love mine. Jack needs to learn to read instructions. There are different blades for the different purposes. But if he stole it, he probably didn't have either. I tend not to trust someone who stole the product he's reviewing.
The fact that I cant tell the difference between Jacks normal "This is amazing"-expression and "This is awful"-expression, really said nothing about what he thinks of his own cooking..
Jack: sets pan too hot
Jack: omelette sucks, must be the blender
Jack is the guy at the beginning of the infomercial that can’t complete the simplest tasks
In the black and white slow-mo footage where a giant X comes up across the screen
"Do you struggle to cook your chicken properly like this guy? Struggle no more!"
~ Random infomercial featuring Jack as the useless chicken undercooker
He’s definitely the guy who stabs himself in the ear with q-tips and screams out. DAILY
@@seradinengram3610daily 😂😂
Yeeeah, exactly... Or that girl in ads for mobile game, who can't repair her window, and freeze 🙄😸😸
Out of all people on earth he is the last person to call CHOPPED VEGGIES "nasty"... Jack have you seen your cooking?
This is probably my favourite Jack video. It’s painfully funny just how angry he gets at a machine for mistakes he made 💀
I like how he is so absolutely confused when actual cooking is done.
Like my god, he thought cooked eggs were burnt and it was at fault of the blender.
I added three ingredients to my salsa, why does it taste like those ingredients?
Actually unbelievable.
"I cooked bacon, why does it smell like bacon?"
i wonder what his reaction to fully cooked chicken would be
@@ketaminepoptartsjack would probably say its overcooked.
I actually own a Magic Bullet, and I've literally used it to make everything he did aside from the cheese thing. It actually is a great product, and I think the fact that he just doesn't know how to use it properly is hilarious. It kind of says everything when the guy undercooks an omelet and blames the blender.
Don’t put anything frozen in it frozen blueberries broke mine
Dead ass, these things fuck.
@@SirHams Oh? I make smoothies with frozen berries every day with mine and it complains a little, but 100+ smoothies later and it still does the job.
Maybe there are different kinds of bullets or blades that work differently with frozen stuff.
I had one growing up and it was amazing too! I had no problem with mine!
@@SirHams Did you have liquid in there with the berries? Otherwise I could see how rock hard pellets bouncing around a plastic container might do some damage.
imagine getting mad at a device that isn't designed to shred full blocks of cheese.
The Magic Bullet Omelette is the closest Jack has come to cooking anything right.
EVERYONE Needs to watch the exploding omelet maker!! Jack blows up a red copper chef and then rudely calls India to the customer service to complain
I'm legitimately getting annoyed from how he's blaming the Magic Bullet😆
Same lol
it's a product from a corporation. who cares? i hope his review makes people not want to buy it. i hope they go out of business
@@tonyisnotdead lol you probably typed that out on your device made by a corporation.
@@tonyisnotdead “i hope misinformation causes a company to go out of business because boo corporations”
Okay they arn't sheaper
It makes sense now. Jack thinks properly cooked is "burnt" 🤣
that's why he cooks raw chicken. He takes raw chicken and cooks it to raw.
Witch can kill you 💀
Those eggs were brunt. Brown eggs are burnt. They taste way worse.
i love how jack was using the device so incorrectly and was still blaming it for not being able to cook an omlette 😂
I love the fact that Jack can eat fully raw chicken without flinching, but when he actually cooks something properly he thinks it's burnt
"It looks nasty"
Has Jack never seen his own cooking before?
he cooks mostly with can food, so the salsa was something freshly prepared and he can't remember when was the last time he saw freshly cut/cooked ingredients...
I'm convinced Jack has short-term memory and that's why his cooking never improves. He doesn't remember how undercooked the chicken was one time, he undercooks it again. And then his ego is so big that he never admits it on camera.
What's funny to me is he could just redo the video instead if it turns out bad but he uploads and grins through it anyway saying it's great lol
He has had like three legit strokes so I wouldn't be surprised he has brain damage.
He just forgets he ate uncooked chicken. He forgets the salmonella. Jack is unstoppable
We will see how unstoppable he is once his other arm goes GIMP on him....
Jack has an additional stomach for extensive decontamination.
Jack's facial hair makes me feel like my reproductive organs are shriveling up.
I bought a Magic Bullet to make hot sauce with. The thing is insane. It could blend my whole ass house if it would fit. Absolutely bonkers for the price point.
"It's the blender's fault I can't make an omelet!"
"It's the blender's fault I didn't use enough tomatoes!"
"it's the blender's fault I'm too lazy to properly cut up onions!"
"It's the blender's fault I don't know what I'm doing!"
"It's the blender's fault my father left!"
"It's the blenders fault I've contracted Stage 3 Diabetes."
I guess the fault of the bullet was that its simple method of operation wasn't simple enough for Jack to use it properly 😅. For everybody else, it was good enough
The magic bullet requires effort
Therefor, its not a Lazy Man's Omellete
Bro keep your playlists up to date... those Jack vids are gold and I wanna binge them all
I have gone through two magic bullets. And bought replacements for each for the rubber rings and cups. It is awesome at making smoothies. That is what it is basically used for. And if you use the right ingredients you can make instant sorbet or instant ice-cream in it. Mine have gotten years of use. Loved them.
I feel like Jack blames a lot of things in his life on others.
No I like how he says the salsa taste nasty but when he ate raw chicken or garbage that had beer, hot dogs and other stuff in it, he says that's good. I don't think Jack knows the word good.
It's a miracle he's married with a child... He really doesn't deserve a wife. He's a horrible person that should just be in a mental hospital for how delusional he is.
He's absolutely that type of person. He couldn't even be assed to give the salsa another THREE FUCKING SECONDS, just immediately wrote it off. He very clearly thinks he's smarter than every person around him, too. It's obvious by the way he talks about what has actually been an extremely popular product, I mean I've used one and yeah it's not as good as a VitaMix or something high end but it's definitely not a piece of crap by any stretch, you might just have to give it more than three goddamn pulses to actually work well. What a joke of a human being Jack is, I feel so damn sorry for his wife (at least I think he's mentioned being married, and assuming he wasn't lying).
Wait until you see his church chili on why he didn't win 😂
@@dirtywash4890 oh, I saw it. I'm surprised he didn't kill someone. Lol
we need this guy on master chef, it would be hilarious.
Screw that chuck him on hells kitchen ide like to see what ramsey says
"Jack! The cilantro is raw... you donkey!"
-"Gordo, it is an acquired taste... i always cook it medium rare like my best Chicken Salmonella."
It will be epic.
More like Worst Chef's of America
Look up The West Texas Investors Club. There's an episode where Jack appears and it's a trainwreck.
Man wait till Gordon see him
I'm sure this is the first time Jack has EVER been worried about something being uncooked on his show.
“This blender didn’t cook the omelette right”
My Brother in Christ you cooked it 😂
This is genuinely creepy. My boss was tossing out their own magic bullet today so I took it home and finished washing it all out only a few minutes ago. Some real happenstance there.
It's like poetry, it rhymes.
Jack: *cooks the salsa with tomatoes, jalapeño, cilantro*
Also Jack: "all I taste is tomatoes, jalapeños, cilantro"
*ah yes the floor is made out of floor*
Ah yes, the tomatoes-jalapeño-cilantro salsa is made out of tomatoes-jalapeño-cilantro.
He forgot the little bit of water and salt that goes into the salsa
He forgot the piss
🤣
Bro these replies are golden lol
Okay but if he knew the side of the omelet not touching the pan was undercooked why didn’t he just… flip it? You know, like how you cook an omelet???
Jack's kitchen looks like a background they would use in an early 2000s kids show
the fact that he enjoys "garbage stew" but called a traditional salsa recipe (that HE mixed) nasty, and still blamed it on the blender blows my mind.
Probably didn't have that citrusy lime juice taste he wanted, you know because cooking with Jack can mess up a glass of water
Poor blender 😥
Or Aunt "whatsherface's" everything refrigerator congealed salad stuff with celery or green peppers or whatever it had
Welcome to the real world little buddy. There are lots of people like this dude
Jack is the type of person to run headlong into a brick wall and then get mad at the wall for being there.
Or get mad that he couldn't climb it like Spider-Man, so he tries to sue Marvel for false advertisement.
Because he's a narcissist lol
Because that wall is nasty
I'm in the quality department in the company I work for. Part of that is dealing with customer complaints. In this case, the category of the failure mode would be:
4:56- Don't know, perhaps you accidently made pico de gallo instead of salsa in that blender because you put 2 baby tomatoes in with a bunch of onion and cilantro.
Edit: Also, I noticed that when you dumped the 'salsa' out that the cilantro wasn't blended at all, suggesting that you didn't do it long enough.
I've been using the magic bullet for years and my cooking SUCKS. Now I know why. Thanks, Jack.
PLEASE cover the bison burger! It's the rawest thing Jack has ever eaten.
*Checking video of bison burger*
I'd be surprised if it's more raw than the chicken he eat!
Okay, I am back from watching the "Bison tacos and bison burgers" video and holy crap! You weren't kidding. It was basically "Burger tartare" 🤢
@@lunaredgrave In the words of Gordon Ramsey, *IT'S FOOKIN RAW!*
@@Deform-2024 im gonna go watch it right now, be back in 30 minutes
im back, he just straight up ate raw meat, not even rare but just raw. he just let it sit in the pan till the outside became brown. Plus he added raw egg.
It seems like somewhere in Jack's life his Mom or elderly aunt told him he was a good cook & he just ran with it... I've read some of his online interactions and his ego & self-confidence are Off the Charts. I mean the AUDACITY to blame a blender for burning eggs ( when you could've just redone them for the video) displays the level of insanity.
Jack is a master of incompetence in the kitchen. He literally does nothing correctly or even passably.
Jack with salsa:
“Smells good, looks nasty”
“This is nasty looking”
“Wasn’t ready for that, it taste nasty”
Jack with raw chicken:
“It’s cooked perfectly”
“Look at the juice on this thing”
“This taste amazing”
I am shocked and appalled
This garbage of a cook would be an excellent comedian, if this was his character.
Is this guy serious or he's doing bad reviews for the views?
Has he ever cooked a steak? Because he's either the "I want it still mooing" type or the "I want it on for 10 minutes a side and covered in ketchup" type
@@SuperNuclearUnicorn culinary russian roulette
@@SuperNuclearUnicorn i remember i saw in a video by someone else he cooked burgers at some point and they were rare or even less than rare and he called them medium rare
Zoomers will never know about the hour long cheesiest/greatest late night infomercial that was the magic bullet blender
At one point I could recite the whole thing voices and all - what a time to be alive
You’re probably an early 20s zoomer yourself
You gotta look up the older OLDER ones
I remember though, I loved those commercials. I wanted a mini blender so bad. Finally got one.
idk if I'm remembering this correctly but wasn't there a trashy old lady with a cigarette she never ashed? Memories
Ok but that original magic bullet infomercial is amazing... seriously go watch it, it takes place the morning after what seems to have been a swinger party and is better than some sitcoms out there
I read a product review recently for a duvet (blanket) cover ( literally a cover for your duvet) on Amazon. The picture showed the cover on the bed looking all full and fluffy but also had print stating that there's no duvet ( blanket) included. The review was angry that the cover was " just two sheets sewn together" (exactly what a duvet cover is) and wasn't fluffy like the photo. My eyes rolled so far up in my head. I desperately wished I could respond to the review...
Jack is just that kind of person too.😅
i used to take care of a child that couldn't chew her food and we had to use the magic bullet to blend all her food, it seemed to work pretty great lol
I love that! I used to take one to restaurants for a man I worked for who had swallowing issues bc most places either can't or won't puree food for him. It made us so much more mobile and try more foods.
yes, it works if you use it correctly unlike Jack
"These chopped up vegetables look gross" -Jack "I regularly eat raw chicken and am on my second stroke" Scalfani
"The egg is runny, and I'm too dumb to flip it, that's the blender's fault."
XD jack being confronted with his cooking skills and having something to blame it on so we can hear what he truely things about his own cooking, is a thing of beauty
I think that his omelet looks better than anything that he's ever tried to cook on his channel
Yup!
It looks better than the one in the commercial, right? That looks rubbery and dry as fuck!
I was gifted a "baby bullet" blender when preggo and I actually love the stupid thing. Being able to make very dmall batches of puree food is convienent. Definitely does its job. And if I switch out the blades (basically the lid) it worked for when baby was ready to upgrade textures. I assume the magic bullet is just a bigger version? But the mini version definitely makes baby food
I bought a 3 in 1 from Amazon. Mini food processor, immersion blender, stand mixer. I use it quite often
I had one of those. We made baby food, and I ended up using some of it as a sauce on my chicken.
Well done! I made all my babies' food too. (Mostly with my Magic Bullet) It's so much more healthy and economical. Good job going that extra mile😊
I don’t know what it is about Jack, but he absolutely *_SCREAMS_* of domestic abuse.
It's how he places the blame of his own mistakes onto anything around him. And probably how he keeps expecting this poor machine to do what he unreasonably expects it to as he berates it
He's admitted to choking his son until he got a nosebleed so your impression of him is correct
You're breaking my heart. Don't tell me that Jack is actually a horrible person.
@@brandonquinngarey6416he’s a despicable person, not only did he admit to beating his teenage son and making him homeless at 16 for smoking pot, he also voiced enthusiastic support for genociding civilians in the middle east. and to top it all off he’s a loyal parishioner of a church that’s been involved in child sex abuse and animal abuse scandals, and who’s pastor is a guy who hacked an innocent woman’s head off, found jesus in prison, and become a millionaire televangelist.
So, I’ve seen both Jack’s video, as well as being old enough to remember the original infomercial. I laughed so hard at Jack’s excuses while “attempting” to recreate the recipes shown!!🤣🤣
Jack is the kind of man who’s cooking would give Cavemen Food Poisoning
I'm surprised an undercooked chicken breast didn't come out of the blender cup. At least he managed to undercook the chicken fetus
The Magic Bullet is actually a nice kitchen appliance when user properly.
If anyone is wondering, the Magic Bullet is actually pretty damn good, my family got one from a family friend as a Christmas present years ago, and it does a great job making whatever you want. Way more convenient than a blender, since if you want a smoothie or something, you don't need to make like 3 cups worth, just use the included cup and you're good, nice and easy to clean, not a whole pitcher of smoothie.
my mom has a magic bullet. works really well when you actually use it correctly.
My mom had a Magic Bullet and it wasn’t bad, but it wasn’t exceptional lol. When it broke, she got an actual blender and food processor. Jack’s just salty because he can’t cook.
Same, my mom had (has?) one too. Apparently the "push the container down to blend" is really practical. The only negative thing I can remember is that the blades got dull very fast, I had to sharpen them every few months, and the big container is somwhat hard to clean.
It's a cheap blender, it blends. Don't know what else it should do.
Yeah, it’s a fine low powered mini blender, just don’t expect it to tear through difficult tasks. It’s for drinks and simple dips.
I don’t think he understands the word “salty”
I had one of these too. It’s straight up murdered whatever you put in it. But I never thought about putting a solid block of cheese knowing it’s disadvantages. Definitely difficult to clean the bottom if you thought it was a good idea to experiment 😂. Was decent for liquid stuff. And I think it had the ability to lock so you could not have to hold it down. And the cup attachments was a interesting idea. Not always executed perfectly. 6.5 out of 10 great for waking up the family at 3 AM 😂
Magic bullet was weak. It was like an easy-bake blender. But nutribullet was legit
I have an offbrand bullet that works pretty much the exact same way and it's the best thing I've ever bought.
It's essentially a sort of combination between a Blender and a Food Processor. It does take a good bit of time to chop some things, but I would recommend pre-cutting some things to a smaller size. I do this with anything I put into smoothies, especially since I use mostly frozen fruit.
I would recommend it, you just have to read the instructions first and be sure you use, clean and store it properly. If you do, it will be quite helpful.
And yes, I know this sounds like an advertisement.
We've been using a magic bullet for years to blend things up and it's always worked quite well for us. Jack is impatient and already didn't want to make that video before he turned on the camera so he was careless.
God forbid one uses a blending product for enough time to get something to the consistency they want it. Lol. His salsa was definitely too chunky and his onions not cut up enough because the Magic Bullet sucks, and not because he didn't give the items enough time to blend. 😂
"I'm not even gonna chop anything up anymore"
"I can't believe the tiny blender didn't chop up the massive chunks of cheese that literally took up the entire interior."
He is dumb, no blender or food processor on planet will finely chop sticky cheese. There are rules how to chop different things like for example you need some liquid or lower speed so food is not just bouncing away from blades. Its pain to watch.
Ikr it was prob over the maximum
i don’t remember when i got my magic bullet i assume it was around the same time it came out maybe a bit late but it’s in my kitchen right now. it’s lasted a solid decadeish and honestly, never had a problem with it, i’d even go as far as to say i’m a magic bullet fan. i also had a slushee magic and that shit was also gas, wish i still had that though im not sure what happened to it.
I'm telling you right now I had a magic bullet as a kid and it was fantastic so yeah this review is 100% based
biased lol ;) I know what you meant, just joking with ya LOL
I know most telemarket crap is just that, crap but the magic bullet is alright. It's a blender... It blends. There's obviously better blenders (that can get really pricey) but It's a decent product. Jack must be pretty stupid for not knowing how to use a damn blender...
B-B-B-BASED
BASED REVIEW
Based and Magic Bullet-pilled
That salsa looked better than anything he has cooked tbh that includes the party cheese salad and definitely the chicken
3:00 We all know how much jack hates undercooking stuff.
That omelette looks perfect, just fold it over and let it finish under its own heat
I actually owned a Magic Bullet and used it five days a week (every work day) for literal years to make smoothies before it finally gave out😅I don’t know how long normal blenders are supposed to last, but just the fact that clean up was just the blade, lid, and cup instead of a big jug and separate cup made it worth it to me.
The lady in the infomercial very likely flipped the omelet over in her own pan. In fact, I think that was a 'ready-made' one just for the sake of showing what the end product 'could' look like. It wasn't an instructional video on how to cook, just how to use the Magic Bullet. XD
I thought that omelet looked like cooked on both sides too. I'd imagine that she just folded it to make sure it fit on the plate, because I don't believe there was enough room on that plate for it to just sit flat.
or the classic "using a lid trick", pretty advanced an all.