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  • The Cooking with Jack Show, a man that chickens check under the bed for at night. Today, we watch him make some crack chicken, whatever that is. Buckle up.
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  • @AnnaKaize
    @AnnaKaize ปีที่แล้ว +3812

    So Kay is making soup so thick she ate it off a plate and Jack turns a sandwich into soup. The circle is now complete.

    • @gryphon8023
      @gryphon8023 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      oh my fucking god i completely forgot about cooking with kay

    • @umbrellacorp.
      @umbrellacorp. ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ☯️ 🧘‍♂️ 😂👍

    • @criscojesus4378
      @criscojesus4378 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      TMDWU

    • @Akira994
      @Akira994 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The circle of triff

    • @rolinmaiz1694
      @rolinmaiz1694 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He's the anti chef. Not sure who Kay is, I will look it up later.

  • @DunkelGoji
    @DunkelGoji ปีที่แล้ว +5120

    Jack has a better chance of bringing that chicken back to life than cooking it properly in that witch's cauldron

    • @AugustTheMexicanDuck
      @AugustTheMexicanDuck ปีที่แล้ว +78

      True

    • @ovgem
      @ovgem ปีที่แล้ว +42

      what a zinger

    • @lfair7985
      @lfair7985 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      He lacks the intellectual capacity to COOK chicken.

    • @dartheggwuh1688
      @dartheggwuh1688 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      The waffle house has found its new host

    • @theresalynn970
      @theresalynn970 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      🤣😭

  • @rafaelgabrielgarlinidal-bo9496
    @rafaelgabrielgarlinidal-bo9496 ปีที่แล้ว +1201

    Jack is a man of endless names, commonly known as the Sultan of Salmonella, but also known as the Emperor of E. Coli, the Pope of Parasites, the Mayonnaise Master, the Feudal Lord of Funghi, the Mold Monarch, the Septic Sovereign, the Salad Spoiler, the Culinary Criminal...

    • @alcoholic9496
      @alcoholic9496 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      The Duke of Diarrhea

    • @aurelioxh
      @aurelioxh ปีที่แล้ว +76

      The Strokes Stan

    • @DoomsdayR3sistance
      @DoomsdayR3sistance ปีที่แล้ว +61

      The Mithridates of Toxoplasmosis

    • @-yeme-
      @-yeme- ปีที่แล้ว +75

      The Voivod of Vomiting, the Exarch of Emesis, the very Prince of Puke

    • @sugreev2001
      @sugreev2001 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      He’s like a South Park boss character

  • @snausages43
    @snausages43 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    “That is to die for.”
    Interesting choice of words considering he has had like 3 strokes.

    • @sofiasofa8297
      @sofiasofa8297 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Honestly at this point someone has to step in and stop him from cooking. Like he’s actually poisoning himself…

    • @Sahm.tattoo
      @Sahm.tattoo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@sofiasofa8297he’s the type of person that’s in denial and won’t listen to anything because in his own mind he does nothing wrong and is the greatest chef ever lived 😭😂

    • @OGKEGSTER220
      @OGKEGSTER220 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@Sahm.tattooafter seeing his chili video you’re right. Dude was pissed about not winning a church chili contest but used rotten meat

  • @JPFalcononor
    @JPFalcononor ปีที่แล้ว +3640

    On a serious note, Jack suffered a stroke a few years back. What confuses me is that when he came back, he stated that he was going to start eating healthy and share those recipes on the show. My goodness, how he has gone off the rails.

    • @melissalonla
      @melissalonla ปีที่แล้ว +407

      Wasn’t the stroke from salmonella poisoning?

    • @frenchtoastemergency
      @frenchtoastemergency ปีที่แล้ว +325

      He got super angy because someone said “Happy Holidays” to him.

    • @ACrimsonAlgae
      @ACrimsonAlgae ปีที่แล้ว +352

      Is that why he's only using one of his hands??

    • @e-train1199
      @e-train1199 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      @@ACrimsonAlgae yeah

    • @Goldman200
      @Goldman200 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      @@melissalonla So far he had three strokes, if I'm not mistaken

  • @thatfuzzypotato1877
    @thatfuzzypotato1877 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    I've figured it out. He eats all this cheese to bind himself up to counter the diarrhea from the raw chicken

    • @joshc5613
      @joshc5613 ปีที่แล้ว

      i'm surprised he hasn't spontaneously combusted at this point

    • @freeman4change
      @freeman4change ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂🤣💩

    • @dreampsi2
      @dreampsi2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eat. Pray. Poop.

    • @dawgpost90
      @dawgpost90 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He's playing chess while we play checkers. Classic Jack lol

    • @PsychGuy1822
      @PsychGuy1822 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

  • @KessaWitdaFro
    @KessaWitdaFro ปีที่แล้ว +1186

    My mans really took a dip, turned it into a soup, and plated it up as a sandwich.

    • @tommydpk
      @tommydpk ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Well said! Lol

    • @josephpayne2253
      @josephpayne2253 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Your man's? Probably have a guy that cooks just like this lol 😂

    • @kosaba11
      @kosaba11 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      If he did it right, and not cook everything in the pressure cooker, he probably could've made a pretty damn decent chicken sandwich with a cheese sauce.

    • @TravelWithBradley
      @TravelWithBradley ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Best comment

    • @Lily-qz3ms
      @Lily-qz3ms ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂

  • @archeratkinson6401
    @archeratkinson6401 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    I love how jack gave up calling it a meal and just called it a mixture by the end

  • @big_yam
    @big_yam ปีที่แล้ว +883

    Jack has a personal vendetta with everyone that is lactose intolerant

    • @halodragonmaster
      @halodragonmaster ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This *sent* me.

    • @AChunkyDog
      @AChunkyDog ปีที่แล้ว +8

      As do I.

    • @AChunkyDog
      @AChunkyDog ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@halodragonmaster
      Sent you where?

    • @nitro5202
      @nitro5202 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@AChunkyDog the toilet

    • @pixellordm8780
      @pixellordm8780 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@nitro5202 the hospital from the sheer cholesterol.

  • @vashdegun
    @vashdegun ปีที่แล้ว +928

    Jack is the kind of guy who goes to applebees, gets chicken tenders with a side of ranch and thinks he just had a gourmet food experience.

    • @artizzy2k2k
      @artizzy2k2k ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Wrong they'd actually fully cook the chicken

    • @peaness7275
      @peaness7275 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @artizzy2k2k "Umm yeah, okay, I'll get the chicken tenders and could I have them medium rare?"

    • @artizzy2k2k
      @artizzy2k2k ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@peaness7275 Jack loves his chicken medium rare he cannot have it any other way

    • @user-bf6gz8ej4o
      @user-bf6gz8ej4o ปีที่แล้ว +10

      So the typical American, so to speak?

    • @FletcherCat
      @FletcherCat ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-bf6gz8ej4o Nah

  • @clutch7366
    @clutch7366 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    Crack chicken recipes are actually really tasty when they’re done correctly. It’s supposed to be the consistency of a thick dip, like Buffalo chicken dip.

    • @Buckwheat0
      @Buckwheat0 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yeah I love crack chicken

    • @Venitas751
      @Venitas751 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Had it when a co-worker brought it for a potluck. It's called "crack" chicken for a reason, was bomb af

    • @hoodflix7544
      @hoodflix7544 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It’s basically buffalo chicken dip without hot sauce

    • @RJ-mh3ox
      @RJ-mh3ox 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      i hate buffalo chicken dip but it looks alright and smells pretty good so i understand that this is just horrific though😂

    • @andreahughes1155
      @andreahughes1155 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Exactly!!

  • @sunnobeats
    @sunnobeats ปีที่แล้ว +196

    "That cheesy mixture is to die for" yes bestie but for complete different reasons😭😭

  • @LobsterPuncher
    @LobsterPuncher ปีที่แล้ว +783

    I never understood why Jack is so afraid of going hard on the cheese. He puts such a dainty amount on everything. You need more cheese man!

    • @jbvap
      @jbvap ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I know right? I’m not a huge cheese guy but put some on it at least.

    • @umbrellacorp.
      @umbrellacorp. ปีที่แล้ว +23

      🧀 🤣👍

    • @ETH85
      @ETH85 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      His cheese game is pretty lame ..
      Got to at least aim for around 5kg of cheese to get that beautiful feeling of heart failure..
      I think a pan of pure cheese would be his greatest feast

    • @robink.9966
      @robink.9966 ปีที่แล้ว

      he has a taste disorder

    • @lukaszdluzak3905
      @lukaszdluzak3905 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ever heard of pyry z gzikiem?
      Aka, potatoes with cheese?

  • @zmania101
    @zmania101 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    August: I can't imagine using ranch packets to season an entire meal
    Midwesterners: And I took that personally

    • @absolutelyridiculous6743
      @absolutelyridiculous6743 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      LOL 😆 I'm a Midwestern gal, and I knew people who cooked with it all the time. I hate ranch, though... We are a BBQ family instead!

    • @Pedgo1986
      @Pedgo1986 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah salt and pepper and spices are for noobs why not use overpriced flavoured bag of salt instead.

    • @clearcasket1555
      @clearcasket1555 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, cracked chicken is the only time I'll use a ranch seasoning packet, anything else is my own personal spice choices.

    • @TheAtomicSpoon
      @TheAtomicSpoon ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Mississippi pot roast uses ranch packets IIRC. It's great.

    • @EctoBabble
      @EctoBabble ปีที่แล้ว

      @@absolutelyridiculous6743 I'm from the midwest too! Definitely a BBQ family, no ranch in our house lol

  • @RichDuckKing
    @RichDuckKing ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Ahh yes, “chicken mixture.” The two most appetizing words in culinary history.

    • @justanothernpc5419
      @justanothernpc5419 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      At this point id take the unsavoury phrasing over any rambling of his where he goes in depth about steam ruining his mic💀

    • @RacingVagabond
      @RacingVagabond ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Goes great with grape drink.

    • @alanhorton7300
      @alanhorton7300 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      cap applicator = caplicator
      thick liquid = thiquid
      chicken mixture = chixture

  • @Locke5413
    @Locke5413 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    That poor pressure cooker...
    Unwittingly and unwillingly commiting war crimes against humanity...

  • @IMugMuggers
    @IMugMuggers ปีที่แล้ว +372

    watching someone pour a bag of shredded cheese onto a raw chicken breast was a lot more visceral than I expected

    • @fbidumbbee
      @fbidumbbee 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      food crimes tend to leave you with that feeling

    • @VinnieDaidoneGuitar
      @VinnieDaidoneGuitar 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      He always add cheese at the worst time. It's incredible

    • @TheNoticer83
      @TheNoticer83 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      It's worse than that. Kroger makes the worst cheddar I've ever had, and he went for the pre-shredded that gets sprayed with extra stuff.

    • @truthhurtswithniki7378
      @truthhurtswithniki7378 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He should never cook anything 😢

  • @RealityChecks
    @RealityChecks ปีที่แล้ว +182

    If I'd had 4 or 5 strokes like Jack has, I'd be a salad channel by now.

    • @Matthew-LAMF
      @Matthew-LAMF ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Its actually really sad. Just take a look at the dude in his latest videos and he looks so old, I don't even divine intervention could save him at this point.

    • @RealityChecks
      @RealityChecks ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Matthew-LAMF He only turned 55 last December.

    • @user-nj2ol1tg8t
      @user-nj2ol1tg8t ปีที่แล้ว +5

      update he recently had a stroke...

    • @RealityChecks
      @RealityChecks ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@user-nj2ol1tg8t when? The heart attack was only 12-12-2022 😭

    • @kennethgibson456
      @kennethgibson456 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No wonder I don't know what the guy's diet/recipes are an assault on worse GI tract, cardiovascular system or taste buds

  • @Paenjragon
    @Paenjragon ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Cream cheese crack chicken is actually super delicious. My mom has been making it for years for family events and it's always the first thing to be completely devoured.

    • @KairhanosGaming
      @KairhanosGaming ปีที่แล้ว

      I bet heart disease runs in your family.

    • @HandyDandy6
      @HandyDandy6 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      I've noticed the guy that narrates isn't actually very knowledgeable about food, it's just that Jack sucks at cooking recipes

    • @KairhanosGaming
      @KairhanosGaming 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      @@HandyDandy6 August isn't a chef, he's a content creator. He creates content laughing at ridiculous people. Jack Scalfani cooks absolute garbage and enjoys eating it. The man has had multiple strokes and continues to do this.

    • @HandyDandy6
      @HandyDandy6 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @KairhanosGaming yeah I have a background in cooking so it's just something I've noticed. Obviously August being a comedian needs to make jokes and sometimes sometimes means questioning fairly normal food practices outside of Jacks kitchen.

    • @KitKatNisa
      @KitKatNisa 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      I mean, your mom probably makes it in a way that tastes good. Jack takes anything he cooks involving cheese, and makes it 50% cheese, if not more.

  • @korosz9591
    @korosz9591 ปีที่แล้ว +1418

    The idea of Jack with a pressure cooker (basically a bomb if misused) is scary as hell.

    • @Joel-sr6fg
      @Joel-sr6fg ปีที่แล้ว +150

      He used such a small amount of liquid, that if it wasn't for that amount of cheese the pan would in fact explode

    • @0ptimuscrime
      @0ptimuscrime ปีที่แล้ว +44

      It even looks like a bomb with that clock on it

    • @vaelxn
      @vaelxn ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@0ptimuscrime it's even better when you remember converting pressure cookers into bombs was literally one of the most infamous methods used by terrorists not so long ago

    • @0ptimuscrime
      @0ptimuscrime ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@vaelxn oh god

    • @MrJamesonStyles
      @MrJamesonStyles ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Oh you can't really fuck up with one of these automatic units. It's like an instant pot

  • @1v1.1
    @1v1.1 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    I can only imagine what it’s like when his kids sit down for dinner they are probably always praying that they just get something fully cooked but deep down they know it never will be

    • @MrJonny2324
      @MrJonny2324 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Its more likely they are praying its takeaway night.

    • @RandomActofWill
      @RandomActofWill ปีที่แล้ว +59

      They'd rather choke on the meal than get choked by their dad. Let's be real though, none of his kids have a relationship with him.

    • @QueenLucifer777
      @QueenLucifer777 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol so sad to eat his "food."🤣

    • @fromthefire4176
      @fromthefire4176 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      If it’s cooked, then it’s something like garbage stew or party cheese salad tho, no win situation

    • @DarcyMH
      @DarcyMH ปีที่แล้ว +5

      theres a video where jack eats a spoonful of mayo in fron of his kid and the laughs at him for thinking its disgusting

  • @fialagerdahl
    @fialagerdahl ปีที่แล้ว +373

    There is nothing that makes me as irrationally angry as Jack's "Mhmmhm" when he eats.

    • @calimntgirl34
      @calimntgirl34 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      RIGHT???? Oh my gawd it's GROOOSSSS

    • @Matthew-LAMF
      @Matthew-LAMF ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That and when he licks his fingers, so gross.

    • @fialagerdahl
      @fialagerdahl ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Matthew-LAMF Nooooo

    • @fialagerdahl
      @fialagerdahl ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@calimntgirl34 It's no wonder his son hates when he eats raw mayo.

    • @Syoubat
      @Syoubat ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You'd *hate* amberlynn reid then. She's notorious for that

  • @RomainDelmaire
    @RomainDelmaire ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Sometimes I feel like I eat really unhealthy but then I watch something like that and it makes me feel a lot better.

  • @jdawggie221
    @jdawggie221 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    I started laughing uncontrollably when he sprinkled the bacon pieces on and they just slowly slid off that slop

    • @ThePinkPanth3r
      @ThePinkPanth3r ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What the f was he even thinking!?!?

    • @buzzfeedhater
      @buzzfeedhater ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Bacon went ✨ _weeeee_ ✨

    • @ultrademigod
      @ultrademigod ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It was trying to escape

    • @nbHawkeye
      @nbHawkeye ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ThePinkPanth3r He probably was like "Oh we, this is really nasty and nobody in their right mind would make this anyway so why not just react like it's actually good."

    • @DarthKater311
      @DarthKater311 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahhaha

  • @Xenosthewatcher
    @Xenosthewatcher ปีที่แล้ว +142

    I'm pretty sure Jack is how mother hens keep their chicks in line. "Be a good chick, or you'll end up in a cooking with Jack video."

    • @RockOrgan
      @RockOrgan ปีที่แล้ว +10

      “No I don’t want to be eaten alive”

    • @jennessacard4796
      @jennessacard4796 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ☠️☠️☠️😭😭😭

    • @setalight7290
      @setalight7290 ปีที่แล้ว

      Be nice the guy already built like a bean bag chair

  • @CatStockings
    @CatStockings ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I've figured it out, the man grossly undercooks his meats because if he didn't constantly give himself salmonella or e coli, he just like wouldn't shit ever.

    • @fromthefire4176
      @fromthefire4176 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lmfao it ain’t easy, being cheesy

    • @nignamedmutt7270
      @nignamedmutt7270 ปีที่แล้ว

      He probably thinks it's some trendy diet, and everytime he spends the night passionately hugging and grasping his toilet, he INSISTS "NNNOOOO!!!! I'M JUST PURGING ALL THE TOXINS I GOT FROM A LIFETIME OF GARBAGE EATING PRACTICES PEOPLE LIKE YOU INDULGE IN!!!!"

    • @thewurstcase261
      @thewurstcase261 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh no you made me laugh

  • @MedievalFolkDance
    @MedievalFolkDance ปีที่แล้ว +292

    What annoys me the most is that Jack will probably live well into his 80's despite nearly his full intestinal tract being packed with cheese.

    • @skllsession3993
      @skllsession3993 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Probably not. He's suffered multiple strokes. His right arm is barely functional now due to it. It's probably due to his diet n health, assuming he eats like he cooks. I'd give him a few more years if he doesn't turn his life around

    • @carneus
      @carneus ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@skllsession3993 he looks like the type of a guy who will argue and fight with his doctor when he hears he needs to lose weight and eat healthy "what am i a rabbit to be munching on them veggies?"

    • @watermelom1436
      @watermelom1436 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I bet $10 he'll live past 82

    • @aidanbrooks771
      @aidanbrooks771 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      He has had 3 or 4 strokes in the past decade, lost use of his arm in 2018 from a stroke and he had another one a few months back that partially paralyzed the entire right side of his body. He can barely walk, he can’t really see, and he has a very hard time walking.
      He has made 0 long term adjustments to his diet, he has lost a bit of weight but a good chunk of that is probably just from being in the hospital for months. My bets are 2-5 years at most, he probably will continue eating like shit and the next stroke is going to kill him

    • @Slim_T_ODB
      @Slim_T_ODB 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@watermelom1436 I'll take that bet. Hell I'll even give you the win for anything over 65

  • @Eli-dl2tw
    @Eli-dl2tw ปีที่แล้ว +555

    At this point I believe Jack suffers from depersonalization disorder and lives in his own reality where his cooking is craftmanship of the Gods. Bless this man's heart.

    • @Telthar
      @Telthar ปีที่แล้ว +51

      it needs that blessing considering how much cheese he consumes and the number of strokes he has had.

    • @Upsidedownamericanflag
      @Upsidedownamericanflag ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Telthar he’s practicing for his triple bypass

    • @richardshunt
      @richardshunt ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Might be a derealisation disorder instead. Had one of those, don't recommend.

    • @kruggmichaels8958
      @kruggmichaels8958 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "I'm Italian, of course I'm good at cooking"

    • @jamiejam9976
      @jamiejam9976 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That would be derealization i think

  • @Let-it-rainn
    @Let-it-rainn ปีที่แล้ว +382

    Remember when you thought that you wouldn’t be watching anymore Jack, and you made the final and were sad about it 😭 you’ve subjected us to more of this torture

    • @Overcomplicated1
      @Overcomplicated1 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @Bait Police link to the part when I asked:

    • @Let-it-rainn
      @Let-it-rainn ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Overcomplicated1 fr lol

    • @AugustTheMexicanDuck
      @AugustTheMexicanDuck ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's smart

    • @Bloodclot20
      @Bloodclot20 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gotta make dat ✨m o n e y✨

    • @faith518
      @faith518 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@AugustTheMexicanDuck You're not the rEaL duck

  • @jesot
    @jesot ปีที่แล้ว +963

    I love how you know he doesn't wash his measuring cup by the fact he never removed the stickers

    • @golarac6433
      @golarac6433 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Lmao

    • @ghostyprince
      @ghostyprince ปีที่แล้ว +137

      He probably splashes some water around it inside and calls it a day.

    • @RGSMANIA
      @RGSMANIA ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The lazy man way to get salmonella

    • @phobia7786
      @phobia7786 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@RGSMANIA Lazy man’s Salmonella™️

    • @bradtyson
      @bradtyson ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Or he could be genuinely so lazy he buys a new one every time
      Because its quicker to go to Walmart for a new one than wash up

  • @shadwell749
    @shadwell749 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Legend has it that Jack is still trying to poop after all this cheese

    • @katamine11
      @katamine11 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That must’ve been what set off at least 2 of his strokes

  • @burningisis
    @burningisis ปีที่แล้ว +124

    This man had a stroke..... and yet he STILL insists on having this much cheese I was literally screaming "JACK NO!" when you see how soupy this is

    • @leiah6514
      @leiah6514 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I genuinely cannot understand how people look at that much fat and calories and still think it looks delicious. It’s not even remotely cheap to use that much cheese either. You’d think having a stroke or looking in the mirror would inspire a bit of more vegetables or eggs instead of cheese and bacon but apparently not.

    • @papayer
      @papayer ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't care any longer past this point. He's a narcissistic, clueless, child abusing, overweight idiot who refuses to learn. He deserves it.

    • @soulknife20
      @soulknife20 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cheese and dairy won't increase the risk of stroke. Bacon on the other hand..

    • @burningisis
      @burningisis ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@soulknife20 I think the cholesterol and fat from the cheese and dairy do contribute to coronary artery disease as well as other coronary conditions which exponentially increase stroke risk. Dude's not eating like a man who had a stroke

    • @NirvanaBenjamin90
      @NirvanaBenjamin90 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@soulknife20 Cheese and dairy, which also can be fatty, doesn't increase the risk for stroke? Nice job buddy! Can you teach the future doctors of the world? How about the dieticians as well? Lets add on nutritionists for you to teach, too! Coronary artery disease only develops from things like bacon! Good job!

  • @SleepNeed
    @SleepNeed ปีที่แล้ว +248

    I don't pretend to be an advanced chef, let alone a gourmet one. I can make most basic food but seeing Jack's cooking makes me feel like I'm a Michelin-starred chef!

    • @mysticloverfairy1
      @mysticloverfairy1 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      A toddler making a mud pie is more of a Michellin star chef than Jack

    • @Jay13340
      @Jay13340 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My mom actually makes this recipe pretty much every other week, and it has NEVER turned out like that. I can admit that my mom's isn't the best, but darn it is definitely not supposed to look like that lol

    • @K-7Maylis
      @K-7Maylis ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I moved out a couple months ago from my family and like 8 months ago I was scared of using an oven cause I burned myself a lot earlier but I have never failed on this level, the worst I got was the chicken in the oven was pink inside so I let it be in the oven until it was completely done. Jack is just a tragedy cook

    • @ItsClodsire
      @ItsClodsire ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If you can cook meat to temperature you are automatically a master chef compared to Jack.

    • @dakmycat3688
      @dakmycat3688 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cordon Blue😙

  • @ThatOneDude69
    @ThatOneDude69 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    This isn't even close to the worst thing Jack will cook

    • @g1gachad
      @g1gachad ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I’m scared what the future will hold

    • @AugustTheMexicanDuck
      @AugustTheMexicanDuck ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The future is filled with uncertainty

    • @Goldman200
      @Goldman200 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is still an abysmal sandwich

    • @Ena48145
      @Ena48145 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah, I've actually made this and it's really good over rice

    • @Pedgo1986
      @Pedgo1986 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thing is this is not cooking. Its just picking some things he like and mix them together. Cream cheese and ranch for cheese sauce overcooked in pressure cooker to create curdled mess that start to separate. Also this concoction is incredibly unhealthy its mountain of salt and fat, this will get you diarrhoea and heart attack. Iam glad he didnt dump jar of mayo into cooker.

  • @seanspartan2023
    @seanspartan2023 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    He basically made a watery chicken casserole filling (minus the peas) and tried to eat it like a sandwich.

  • @sandorclegane752
    @sandorclegane752 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    the best part was when he added 14 pounds of cheese to the recipe and then found it necessary to put a slice of cheese in the sandwich

    • @lmahu6627
      @lmahu6627 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That's got to be the cheese equivalent to over-seasoning.

    • @peztopher7297
      @peztopher7297 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's like that other guy August critiqued who squeezes a bazillion topping packets on a burger. Overkill for the sake of overkill. Who does he think he's fooling?

    • @joelcrafter43
      @joelcrafter43 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      To be fair the cheese slice actually was part of the recipe, since from what he said he was obviously following someone else's recipe but poorly.
      At least I thought he said it was part of the recipe, maybe I imagined that.

    • @gordonwelcher9598
      @gordonwelcher9598 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cream cheese is vile.
      It ruins every recipe that includes it.

    • @sandorclegane752
      @sandorclegane752 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@gordonwelcher9598 cheesecake would like to have a word with you

  • @aibal
    @aibal ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Not gonna lie, instant pot crack chicken is so good when it's done correctly. Jacks ability to mess up such basic dishes is truly remarkable.

    • @vaelxn
      @vaelxn ปีที่แล้ว +29

      i think he reads the ingredients, alters the amounts to his liking, then just wings it on the instructions
      honestly though, this is one of the better looking dishes i've seen jack make. ik that's not saying much, but august's title is extra clickbaity on this one. i was expecting something truly disgusting

    • @tommytocool
      @tommytocool ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Missing the bottle of Frank’s red hot tho

    • @Krieg_Guardsmen_40k
      @Krieg_Guardsmen_40k ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vaelxn gotta make money some how

  • @THISisPROVEAUX
    @THISisPROVEAUX ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I was just getting stuff ready for a midnight snack when he said “let me show you what this goodness looks like”. I will no longer be making a midnight snack

  • @Mrvizslaman
    @Mrvizslaman ปีที่แล้ว +152

    As someone who just made a recipe like this earlier this week, this can be amazing. Jack's mistake was adding the broth and adding the cheese at the start. Rather than using a ranch packet I substituted ranch dressing. Once the chicken is done cooking, then you add the cheese and bacon (I also added some banana peppers) let it warm up and serve. How he got all that liquid is beyond me as mine was moist but solid. Served over rice for a nice hot hearty meal for a cold day

    • @billycole852
      @billycole852 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Pressure cookers have to have liquid in them to work properly. That liquid he got was mostly the grease and oil from all that cheese.

    • @lohuune9627
      @lohuune9627 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You boiled chicken in ranch dressing?

    • @zrider100z
      @zrider100z ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lohuune9627 that's not the worst thing you can do to chicken

    • @Evin0688
      @Evin0688 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you use a pressure cooker?

    • @Mrvizslaman
      @Mrvizslaman ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Evin0688 I used a crock pot on low for 6 hours

  • @alexdavidson7498
    @alexdavidson7498 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    I wasn’t aware that “that’s too much cheese” was I thing that I could feel. I have spent my life eating just blocks of cheese for meals and this man has managed to make me feel that an amount of cheese is excessive. I have made cheese sandwiches with cheese instead of bread, but that is too much cheese.
    Edit: on second thought, the issue I have with this is actually the chicken.

    • @a_jerk
      @a_jerk 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This was a rollercoaster

    • @bast4rdlyreaper
      @bast4rdlyreaper 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Are you a mouse?

    • @alexdavidson7498
      @alexdavidson7498 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@bast4rdlyreaper YES!!!

  • @slaps1455
    @slaps1455 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Jack trying his own food is like what parents do to their babies with mashed peas to get them to eat it

  • @Astorath_the_Grim
    @Astorath_the_Grim ปีที่แล้ว +56

    This man is mostly salmonella at this point.

  • @afrogorsomething
    @afrogorsomething ปีที่แล้ว +97

    We all know in less than two weeks Jack will have the award for yet another "grossest recipe on youtube" 😭😭

  • @brianhoward7277
    @brianhoward7277 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    If I had this man's level of confidence and belief in my abilities (or lack thereof) my life would have turned out very, very different

    • @garrettgold
      @garrettgold 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How so?

    • @BrunodeSouzaLino
      @BrunodeSouzaLino หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@garrettgold He would have high cholesterol, blood pressure, diabetes and 4 strokes.

  • @j00bless56
    @j00bless56 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    My mom actually just made crack chicken and it is amazing. She doesn’t put so much cheese in it 😂 It isn’t as messy as Jack’s and we use it as a vegetable dip and for sandwiches

    • @misanthropicservitorofmars2116
      @misanthropicservitorofmars2116 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My gf makes Buffalo chicken dip with most of the same ingredients just adding hot sauce. How did jack make this?

    • @Dima-dc5mf
      @Dima-dc5mf ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Misanthropic Servitor of Mars it's a raw talent brah. If you don't have it, that's it

    • @kimberlysmith7311
      @kimberlysmith7311 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah ive never had it but it actually looks good as something like a dip ❤

  • @damiensebastian
    @damiensebastian ปีที่แล้ว +87

    What has me beyond shook is that it looks like he went to Cracker Barrel for the bacon because that's one of their to go containers.

  • @steingrimurolikristjansson112
    @steingrimurolikristjansson112 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    jack's gonna be sitting on the toilet for over 9000 hours after feasting on this nightmare

    • @SB-eh5gd
      @SB-eh5gd ปีที่แล้ว

      💀💀💀💀

    • @SubSilence
      @SubSilence ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He's gonna be pushing out Wario farts

  • @marygrace9902
    @marygrace9902 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    'Low standards for anything barely edible' should be Jack's title of a cookbook

  • @lxnarr
    @lxnarr ปีที่แล้ว +125

    I like how he also doesn't eat it with the bun, knowing if he picks it up and tries all of it will slop back out on camera. That is hilarious.

    • @lxnarr
      @lxnarr ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "I'm not eating the bun... today."

    • @PresidentSquigglyMiggly
      @PresidentSquigglyMiggly ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And because he's had multiple strokes and had tried his best to hide it. He'd be found out the minute he picked that slop up one handed

  • @SabakuSasori
    @SabakuSasori ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "This cheesy mixture is to die for"
    Jack... I don't blame your right hand for giving up if that's how you always cook, because it will indeed kill you. Just looking at that amount of cheese is making my veins clog up.

    • @lionuchiha2562
      @lionuchiha2562 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was noticing that he never uses his right arm just as I came across your comment. So dude legitimately lost the use of his right arm then? Lol.

    • @DarthKater311
      @DarthKater311 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@lionuchiha2562during his stroke. But that wasn’t enough to wake him up.

    • @Ironclad17
      @Ironclad17 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@lionuchiha2562 He refuses to do physical therapy and rather just let it completely atrophy.

    • @nerdstop5025
      @nerdstop5025 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Ironclad17Jesus christ, why would you do that? Especially while running a cooking show, there's a lot of dangerous shit that having both hands would make a fuck ton easier. But then again, America, so maybe he just can't afford the physical therapy?

  • @shalacy6899
    @shalacy6899 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Well my interest has been lost" prepares to show ending... that was freaking hilarious 😂

    • @diranbastian
      @diranbastian 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Ngl I thought he was actually ending the video when I saw the outro....and forgot this was a 10 minute video 😅

  • @EngliscMidEadwine
    @EngliscMidEadwine ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Saw him lay that slice of cheese on the bun and actually laughed aloud.

  • @AC-hi4ni
    @AC-hi4ni ปีที่แล้ว +47

    OMG the cheese to chicken ratio is I N S A N E. He should've just made a cheese fondu with chicken skewers on the side. And you, August, you totally crack me up!!!

  • @jammasterjay001
    @jammasterjay001 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I wish you guys would stop ridiculing jack, his cooking videos have helped me so much. I have been struggling to lose weight for so long. I couldn’t stick to a diet and always ended up eating cheat meals. Since discovering this wonderful man and his channel I have stuck strong to my diet. Any time I get hungry and about to break I just think of jacks chicken and I’m no longer hungry. Thank you jack

  • @Glegh
    @Glegh ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "I love cheese" yeah we can tell...

  • @AmazingNinja14
    @AmazingNinja14 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The credits rolling after the "Don't worry, there's no crack cocaine in this" was so funny and unexpected

  • @DinkyDingus
    @DinkyDingus ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Jack seems like a guy who’s never looked up a single lesson on how to cook because ‘nobody’s gonna tell him how to do nothin’

  • @longfastfuse
    @longfastfuse ปีที่แล้ว +19

    1:20 I died when you cut to end credits 🤣

  • @seafire1900
    @seafire1900 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    1:26 had me their for a second.

  • @ghost-hf2fi
    @ghost-hf2fi 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    this man can’t even use his other arm and he still packing shit full of cheese

    • @noturfather1106
      @noturfather1106 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Shits packed, that's for sure

  • @DexScam
    @DexScam ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Jack: take it easy there's no crack cocaine in this recipe.
    August: Alright well my interest has been lost.
    "Outro plays"

  • @Naltddesha
    @Naltddesha ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I don’t understand how he can eff up these recipes so badly… it’s truly mind blowing

    • @boriserjavec6470
      @boriserjavec6470 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe he is trolling us all

    • @darkracer1252
      @darkracer1252 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      there are people that fail at boiling an egg.

    • @t-rozbenouameur5304
      @t-rozbenouameur5304 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@boriserjavec6470I really think he's trolling us

    • @dick8997
      @dick8997 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He must be doing this on purpose

  • @netkid5460
    @netkid5460 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Dude I was binging these with my girlfriend and she really liked the videos, and now we saw that you just posted another one! bless you man thank you for the amazing content, we both enjoy it!

  • @lakojake4215
    @lakojake4215 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The cheese slice at the end was 100% necessary. It acts as an umbrella for the bottom half of the bun.

  • @junniekim06
    @junniekim06 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    I might die watching Jack cook some more chicken
    Edit: not actually cook the chicken, it’s clickbait

    • @seelofr
      @seelofr ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jack might die eating chicken like that

    • @g1gachad
      @g1gachad ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I’m gonna get second hand salmonella 💀

    • @bees6182
      @bees6182 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Crack Isn’t Good

    • @g1gachad
      @g1gachad ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bees6182 fax

    • @AugustTheMexicanDuck
      @AugustTheMexicanDuck ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Bait Police Show me who asked

  • @panqueque445
    @panqueque445 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "It's a little wet"
    Jack that's basically a soup

  • @Jell-E
    @Jell-E ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I like to binge augusts content when I’m sick and feeling crummy. Just something about it always lifts my spirits.

    • @Feezee223
      @Feezee223 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @YS420X
      @YS420X ปีที่แล้ว

      Currently In bed with the flu. August is great comfort content haha

    • @croissant2882
      @croissant2882 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I should do that, im sick right now !

    • @mellow_mallow
      @mellow_mallow 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      something about the way he talks and commentates feels like he's commiserating with me lol

  • @SvengelskaBlondie
    @SvengelskaBlondie 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    7:29 if I was served this as a restaurant, you would never hear from the chef ever again due to several unfortunate accidents...

  • @amun4281
    @amun4281 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I can only imagine what his mother used to cook for him

    • @cabriskus4700
      @cabriskus4700 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I don’t want to imagine

    • @mellow_mallow
      @mellow_mallow 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      if it's anything like Aunt Myrna's party cheese salad...

  • @HotPink90sSun
    @HotPink90sSun ปีที่แล้ว +10

    @1:31 for real LMAOOO

  • @jchavari4318
    @jchavari4318 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:57 “When something goes wrong on the show I like to talk about it….”
    No, no he doesn’t…💀

  • @wickedfuctup
    @wickedfuctup ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is like latch key cooking we did as kids, like mayonaise potato chip sandwiches

  • @XeonProductions
    @XeonProductions ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Just when AugustTheDuck says he's done with Jack forever, he rolls out another banger!

    • @AugustTheMexicanDuck
      @AugustTheMexicanDuck ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He never stopped, he tricked us

    • @Skrapi1999
      @Skrapi1999 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jack had a period of uploading really bland/simple stuff, I think that’s why. But Jack, of course, provides more content for us to cringe at and laugh at with August

  • @dariusarnett9443
    @dariusarnett9443 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Even the bacon is trying to run from that meal 7:07

  • @watchinyoutube8919
    @watchinyoutube8919 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    When he put the slice of cheddar down on the bun I lost it😂

  • @Asimo44
    @Asimo44 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This was basically gourmet by Jack's standards. The chicken was actually cooked, no rotten meat was used, the ingredients actually kind of went together, and it wasn't loaded up with mayonaise.

  • @CarlytheQueenofChaos
    @CarlytheQueenofChaos ปีที่แล้ว +6

    7:17 This looks so liquid that you basically have to take a full body shower after eating that.
    You pick it up, all of the ooze immediately runs down your arms, into your hoodie and another 15 drops drop on the front of your logo.
    If you have flying fuzzy hair like me the hair immediately somehow gets magnetically attracted to it, as if you basically bathed in balloons prior and it's charged up statically sticking everywhere.
    The Table and the Plate were never spared from getting completely soggy.
    The floor, your pants and whatever you sit on will also get a few drops and if you bite hard enough the person sitting in front of you gets a full squirt of chicken ooze as well.
    This is the messiest dish I have ever seen, it's cleaner eating a full ass McRib bro, even though I don't go to McDonald's I know how messy these are, but they are less messy than this abomination.

  • @LynnehBear
    @LynnehBear ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Jack is the only person I know who can completely fk up a Crack Chicken recipe

  • @Gu3ssWhatsN3XT
    @Gu3ssWhatsN3XT ปีที่แล้ว +23

    If there’s 2 things I’ve learned about jack over the years, it’s that he has the power to bring dead animals back to life through cooking and that there is no more iconic duo than him and cheese and I’m ngl, you sound like a more take version of Charlie when he was roasting jack on his channel 😂 think I’m gonna love this channel

    • @zrider100z
      @zrider100z ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You forgot mayonnaise

  • @Bijoux_DerWunderCatsen
    @Bijoux_DerWunderCatsen ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When the biege 'chicken mixture' cascaded over the plastic cheddar, I blacked out for a couple of seconds. I think my body was trying to protect me from seeing it too much. I have to take a nap.

  • @deltasyn7434
    @deltasyn7434 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I'll bet when this guy pours cereal, he just dumps the whole box and a gallon of milk on two slices of toast and calls it a 'Corn Flake Sandwich'. All the while, he somehow manages to cross contaminate the toast with every foodborne pathogen known to man.

    • @FreyjaYngling
      @FreyjaYngling ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He doesn't use milk he just dumps a bag of cheese on the cereal

    • @deltasyn7434
      @deltasyn7434 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FreyjaYngling Ahhh. Because the milk expired and has thus turned to cheese! Hahahaha!

    • @HOLLEYROCKSYOUTUBE
      @HOLLEYROCKSYOUTUBE ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @HOLLEYROCKSYOUTUBE
      @HOLLEYROCKSYOUTUBE ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FreyjaYngling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @HOLLEYROCKSYOUTUBE
      @HOLLEYROCKSYOUTUBE ปีที่แล้ว

      @25centprodigy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Tipsy178
    @Tipsy178 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I honestly don't understand how this man is still alive after watching all these videos 🤣 his body has been through so much over the years

    • @zrider100z
      @zrider100z ปีที่แล้ว

      What doesn't kill you makes you stronger

    • @Ironclad17
      @Ironclad17 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zrider100z Except for the stroke arm.

    • @zrider100z
      @zrider100z ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ironclad17 I don't think that DSP stroking with his arm destroyed him xD

    • @confusedjello7292
      @confusedjello7292 ปีที่แล้ว

      pretty sure he had a stroke

    • @dominusdario5101
      @dominusdario5101 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@confusedjello7292 he had 3 strokes in the past

  • @maxallen8039
    @maxallen8039 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:50 is the physical representation of that foghorn sound effect

  • @cascadiacedar6326
    @cascadiacedar6326 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My missions in life are just two things. Don't die before 70, and don't end up like Jack.

  • @randompersonh
    @randompersonh ปีที่แล้ว +44

    the disappointment in August's voice when Jack adds more cheese to the sandwich is just hilarious 😭
    edit: fixed a typo

    • @mikep1530
      @mikep1530 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m disappointed he didn’t mention the Good Grips measuring cup at 0:20. Still has its sticker on.
      *never been washed*

    • @christianm1989
      @christianm1989 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can’t blame him, I had the same reaction. It definitely had enough cheese.

    • @randompersonh
      @randompersonh ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mikep1530 omg i didn't realize myself. maybe the sticker is really durable, or he never washed it. 🤔

  • @clashwithbunniesandrewsava4846
    @clashwithbunniesandrewsava4846 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    The crossover we all deserve: Cooking With Jack + LA Beast. Jack cooks party cheese salad and Kevin speed eats it.

    • @Acdc671
      @Acdc671 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes we need this episode plus many many more. The Beast has been in a drought for a while now.

    • @plussizedgamer472
      @plussizedgamer472 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I dont think Beast will have a good day after that

    • @clashwithbunniesandrewsava4846
      @clashwithbunniesandrewsava4846 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@plussizedgamer472 When has he ever had a good day after doing an eating video lol?

    • @happycadaver07
      @happycadaver07 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My guy, Beast has the stomach of a tungsten monster, but jack might prove a fearsome foe...

    •  ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "LA Beast here, and today I will face the hardest challenge known to man, as I will try to quickly eat through the dreaded party cheese salad, made by the world famous, Emperor of E. Coli Jack Scalfani."

  • @cooperemerick1432
    @cooperemerick1432 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    How is this man not constipated for life

    • @geno9213
      @geno9213 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same reason he's not dead yet

    • @mandolinman2006
      @mandolinman2006 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The salmonella.

  • @Rootiga
    @Rootiga ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I want to see a dish where Jack just combines several dozen types of cheese, prepares them in different ways, and them combines it all together

  • @buffalowinggamer1
    @buffalowinggamer1 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Honestly that ranch packet actually works really well in some flour for fried chicken

    • @bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819
      @bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ranch packets are a cheap source for MSG and flavors.

    • @Evin0688
      @Evin0688 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819 MSG is flavor, and is a naturally occurring mineral that’s totally safe to consume. The idea that it’s not comes from anti Asian stereotyping that was made common in response to Chinese immigrants when they first came to the US.

    • @johntthurmon
      @johntthurmon ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Evin0688 ummm I don't think he was saying it as a bad thing. He was saying, quite literally, it's a cheap source of msg and flavoring. Look I get school probably is teaching you different, but really seeing the entire world through a racial lense like you are attempting to do is not goin to help you in life. Like you won't accomplish any goals you want if you sit there and say everything is all about race. Yeah some people are mean. Get on with what you want from life and stop worrying about skin. Peace

    • @johnysharki5694
      @johnysharki5694 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Evin0688 it's not "anti Asian" agenda, its being misinformed. Many Asians also believe that msg is bad for you

    • @Evin0688
      @Evin0688 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnysharki5694 why can’t it be both? Why can’t it be misinformation that is based on an outdated anti Asian agenda that’s been so deep rooted over decades that now even Asians by into it? Similar to how misinformation about marijuana was originally based on anti Black and Latino racism.

  • @StevnPlayzRoblox
    @StevnPlayzRoblox ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Jack: today we are going to be making crack chicken
    Me: time to make this recipe
    Jack: don’t worry there’s no crack cocaine
    Me: aw man

  • @randominternetperson5806
    @randominternetperson5806 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Jack spawns a sludge of disgusting "food", eats it and blatantly lying how good it is. Just when you thought Jack made a most disgusting dish, he always finds a way to raise the bar

    • @ThePeacePlant
      @ThePeacePlant ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He probably does it for the extra income from the TH-cam views.

  • @Reaper-3000
    @Reaper-3000 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    8:02....yes Jack quite literally

  • @redbarron90
    @redbarron90 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    bro actually cooked a soup sandwich

  • @Xiphos94
    @Xiphos94 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    August, I'll let you know, I haven't finished this recipe yet. But crack chicken is actually really tasty. It's essentially cream cheese, bacon, chives, etc. It's actually a regular recipe of mine over rice or noodles

  • @EhCSlater
    @EhCSlater ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I made this in a slow cooker recently, and it's actually AMAZING. He improvised adding the chicken stock though, and you sprinkle the cheddar at the end as a topping. It really is delicious on a bun or crackers

    • @buffalowinggamer1
      @buffalowinggamer1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes! It doesn't look great but I've had multiple different types of Cracked chicken recipes and they're almost always good.

    • @Trent957
      @Trent957 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Gossip yea, definitely needed for the pressure cooker. Tho from what I've seen about crack chicken, you can do it in a pressure cooker, but you got to thicken it after its done pressure cooking....so apparently its doable....just not by Jack

  • @gilbertbarraganjr941
    @gilbertbarraganjr941 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    7:54, when Jack realizes what he's done. It's hilarious

  • @Veteranghost101
    @Veteranghost101 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hidden Valley Ranch packets have a predominant flavor of herbs, and are used pretty often in a lot of southern cooking. I love cooking and do it myself pretty regularly, I've never had somebody dislike my cooking but I for sure have fumbled the ball. But like, hidden valley packets aren't really that awful. I use it mostly for pot roasts, I'd suggest trying it.

  • @BooktownBoy
    @BooktownBoy ปีที่แล้ว +8

    At this point, Jack's veins are just highways for pure fat.

  • @MrShowoff27
    @MrShowoff27 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My favorite video from Jack was about 10 years ago and he said in the video that he's going to start losing weight and that it'll be easy for him. And he never lost any weight.

  • @mhc706
    @mhc706 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    its always amazing when he changes the recipe like he knows how to cook.
    its like warching a plumber try to win a gordan ramsey cooking contest