The Worst Recipe on YouTube
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ก.พ. 2025
- Cooking with Jack, a TH-cam cooking show that is always guaranteed to turn my day around, for all the wrong reasons. Today, we watch as Jack prepares another Aunt Myrna recipe, oh boy. Buckle up.
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I think aunt Myrna makes up recipes to see if jack will make them
Or lies what's actually in them so they go I don't why it's not tasting good
@@ayajade6683 it’s all a joke she made up to troll cooking channels. She’s a master of comedy.
Lol here’s some diarrhea soup along with vomit sauce Jack!
aunt Myrna the ultimate troll 🧌
@@DeezNutz-uw7jq I envision Aunt Myrna sipping shine out of a jar, smoke in her mouth, thinking, "There's no damn way he would make this."
i must say, that in the subtitles instead of "aunt merna's recipe" it says "it murderous recipe" and that is very true
The closed captions have Aunt Myrna saying "It's time for murderous recipes". God I love TH-cam.
Lol. I went back to see. That's shits funny. 😂😂 2:13
I kept hearing it as Aunt Murder the first couple times August said it lol (obviously never heard of her before now)
The truth prevails.
Remember y’all if you feeling violent go crush up some ritz crackers in a bag
What are you talking about? Isn't that just exactly what this is?
"strings and pegs"
Sounds like Aunt Myrna had a wild night at the BDSM club
This is actually a real recipe I have seen a version of before. It’s not depression era, it’s 50s housewife era. It was something that could be made in prepped in than 30 minutes and didn’t need any chopping, which was important to women of the day who really didn’t have the time to spend hours in the kitchen after maintaining the house and taking care of the kids after school
Thank you, lol. This isn’t really all that weird.
Also easy enough for someone on valium and diet pills to put together. The cracker crunching is especially therapeutic.
But he chopped the onion
@@segregatotoreno2299 LOL true, but you can buy pre-chopped frozen or dried onion. Jack is still a special creature, but the recipe is still a 50s Betty Crocker inspiration
@@sk1dr0w I love you 😂
Ya know on the bird poop note...I went on a first date with a guy once and a bird pooped on his jacket when he asked for a second date.
rip
I think Jack is the only person in the world who likes Aunt Myrna's dementia cooking.
😂😂😂, dementia cooking😂😂😂
@@gordonbranham9833 "demented cooking"
It's literally what the word is for.
I know it sounds insulting, but people with dementia are quite literally "demented" and have no real control over it.
Maybe I'm overthinking it, but when you use the word properly in reference to someone who actually has dementia, it really changes how you view the topic altogether.
Example: Christian Weston Chandler is a demented mother fucker.
Your knee-jerk thought is probably thinking I'm just calling him a gross piece of shit, with some fucked up dark fantasies/outlook in some way.
Nope. He raped his dementia addled mother(demented).
Aunt Myrna is a demented mother who apparently tries to share her demented recipes.
It's kinda like the weird "jolt" people get when they hear a doctor say "oh he's retarded". You're so used to hearing it as an insult, that when you try to take a literal, clinical context with it, it totally changes the picture you're looking at.
Sorry for the random pointless rambling lol
I just find it funny the same "mouth noises" can be so drastically different even being the exact same thing both times.
Language is fucking weird.
Edit:
Bonus: Imagine how fucked up the person is, who listens to a "demented" cook's recipe and goes "YEAH! THAT'S A GOOD RECIPE TO SHARE FOR MY COOKING SHOW!"
And that's because the man will inhale anything that's full of fat, sugar, and cheese.
that’s the only way i can think that someone could make up recipes like aunt myrna’s cheese salad
@xoxorosequartz I mean, it's not far off. It seems like these recipes start as something else and because of dementia, it ends up being slop. Jack clearly doesn't care. His 4 strokes mean nothing
Green beans are one of those things that have been ruined by being tinned, fresh ones are fine but tinned are like eating something you've dredged from the bottom of a lake.
Jigsaw would steal this recipe for his games
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Damn 😂
Facts
I kind of want to see a saw like movie centered around cooking
August, we now need a "cooking with AtheDuck" episode where you prepare this exact meal the same way as Jack & indeed taste it... You said "I'll even try it if I need to"........ Yes, Yes you do need to..
August The Duck, don't be a Chicken! 🐔💨
You’re trying to murder this man. Pretty sure Jack has had multiple strokes and one would assume it’s probably because of his terrible cooking
Deadwing dork already did the party cheese and it was horrible he almost vomited 🤮 on camera multiple times.
This dude just piles it on.
All of Jack's recipes are a drunk night. "What did you find? Corn? Cream of what? Cool."
The worst thing i ever did food wise while drunk was trying to use chicken stock with store noodles and it was like eating just flat out water and noodle, and even that id take over whatever nightmare fuel went into this dish xD
CWJ is, essentially, satanic rituals in cooking form.
@@serenity8839 chicken stock pasta is fine, bruh. Jack is killing himself.
the decanting with jack show
@@serenity8839 I like to use half chicken stock and half water when I make rice. Throw in some butter, garlic slivers and rosemary. Best rice.
You left out the possibility that maybe doing a long stint in prison influenced Aunt Myrna's cooking...cuz uh...her recipes look a lot like prison loaf. And she looks so sweet that she's got that "probably killed a bunch of people, diced them up, and fed them to her cats" nice old neighbor lady appearance to her.
Plot twist; it's the other way round. Prison loaf looks that way because Aunt Myrna went to prison and showed them her party cheese salad and the rest is history.
Honestly this is one of the most edible recipes we've seen from him. I'm not going to get salmonella or e. coli from this dish
The bar is set so low. 😅
That is an easy way to distinguish Aunt Myrna's recipes from Jacks. Like, if you just had a book with the recipes and were asked as a test who wrote each one. You can just ask "will this kill me?" if the answer is yes jack made it, if its no, that's an Aunt Myrna original.
Just a lifetime of throwing up in the toilet
That’s cuz this is an actual recipe
...& yet...
Recipe: canned everything
August: *_M O R E S A L T ! !_*
Jack's recipes inevitably fall into one of 2 categories..."might kill you" or "wont kill you buy will make you wish you were dead"
buy
Lol when u end up in the hospital and the doctors and nurses asks what happened and you say, "I tried jacks cooking recipe" ....one this jack of a jack ass I doubt talked to her but if he did he was stupid enough to listen and think this is a good idea....
I'd def go with this over the party salad. Not only because I hate bell peppers but also because at least the ingredients here don't clash in the same way.
Exactly
Agreed. This is awful, that Party Cheese Salad was nauseating.
Why do you hate Bell Peppers ?
Have you given the small ones a try ? I used to hate Bell Pepper cause my mom only bought the green ones. I later find out that green Bell Pepper is not ripe. A fully ripened Bell Pepper is kinda sweet and crunchy and really good. Still hate green bell but I like red/orange bell pepper.
Same, id give this a shot. Nothing -super- crazy; its probably at least edible.
@@Gatorade69 Bell peppers are f**king nasty and I genuinely feel bad for anyone who "likes them". Literally the only food I have ever tried and not liked, which says a lot. Tastes like perfume and sweat with a gross texture
The irony of a duck saying something is unappealing because it looks like bird food
Poor August, not only is he having a bad day, he also had to watch a CWJ video, like cutting onions and stubbing your to at the same time.
@NebraskaTruthCenter raw chicken is not something people eat
@Nebraska Truth Center true dat. My fricking French fries were raw once
@NebraskaTruthCenterraw chicken with blood? I would rather starve
the toe stub also cuts your finger wich you swing your hand away into some lemon juice
@Nebraska Truth Center More like Nebraska Dumbass Center lmao
Strings and pegs sounds like a reference to stringed instruments like violins and violas
I play the viola
Sounds Like Some Kinky Stuff
This is exactly the kind of recipe that you get when you have a large family who insists on getting together in a park where there are trails, caves and primitive camp sites! My mother's family did this every year from 1965-94.
Some people were expected to bring the same thing every time. Aunt Helen=fried chicken, Aunt Retta=green bean casserole, my parents=deviled eggs+hamburger for grilling, grandma=all the bread+cookies....etc until we get to Aunt Jan. There's no telling what she would bring but, she had about a 40% success rate. Thats not bad over 30yrs time. 😂
WTF does Aunt Myrna put pimentos in everything?? Knock it off, woman!
Came for Cooking With Jack, stayed for August's lawnmower woes.
For years as a child, when I visited my Great-Grandparents, I just thought they had horrible diarrhea because of the smell during certain times of the day. Turns out, they just made their regular "Vegetable Soup" for lunch. All I can imagine is how Aunt Myrna's recipes smell exactly like the diarrhea soup my Great-Grandparents made.
You poor thing...
This seems to be one of those recipes that was invented as a result of living 3 hours away from the store and this is all that was in the house.
How dare you I wake up at 9:50am, go to school, not study, pass with B’s, go home, play games, do some chores, occasionally cook dinner, then go to bed at 10:30 pm and do it all over again.
You don’t know hell…
1:49, dang a bird pooped on a duck, must be a love rival
You bought a whole lawnmower when all you needed was a spark plug for 2 dollars!
It’s funny how his recipes manage to make me gag every time
Yup
Yet he'll insist that it's delicious, because the man's ego can't handle the idea that anything he cooked is less than a five star gourmet meal.
They usually don't bother me but his lazy man's lasagna kinda made my stomach turn. Also, he did a video with a lady at his church who made a ' mock' enchilada casserole and she dumps a shit ton of meat, cheese, tortilla chips, and sauce in a giant pan and made this mushy orange abomination and it kinda made me gag a little.
Im a real chef. And i will never make any of jacks recipe. Not even on april 1st.
@@myes344 I think any descent human being that somewhat cares about their health wouldn’t eat these things
I was de-weeding my back yard, and a bird pooped on my shoulder
I dunno man. If someone put a gun to my head and said, "You have to eat something Jack cooked", this is probably the one I'd pick. This doesn't look great but its one of the more edible things I've seen him cook.
At least this one (probably) won't give you salmonella poisoning.
I'd do the trash soup. Not because it's edible, but because I wouldn't mind heading to my reward knowing exactly how awful it really was.
Id rather take the bullet...
His Pizzas usually aren't... inedible?
Its not the worst but still weird enough for a video. My fave part anout jack is the deep confusion he sets off in my mind 😂
"Aunt Merna is into some freeeeaky..."
"Hey, how ya doin"
😂😂😂
Pretty sure this recipe was just using what you had in your cupboard before it expires. Theres a new cwj video that dropped today too. Out of the nursing home ribs.
💀
"If you're feeling violent." SEE! He is self-aware. He knows the emotion his food inspires. 😂
I truly have no clue how this guy is still alive with the stuff that he makes
He has had either three or four strokes, so it’s not like his body isn’t trying to send a message.
And two heart attacks
At least now he can't use one arm, so he can't strangle his children anymore.
And his doctors specifically told him it was all because of his diet. If 2 heart attacks and 3 or 4 strokes isn't a wake-up call, I don't know what is
Rngesus smiled upon him
You can’t decide which one of these recipes are the worst can you? 😂
right. thought i was having deja vu seeing the title 😂😭
Click bait titles
@@Soggywafflecakes More like Jack continuously topping his last abomination.
I think August needs to try all the recipes he reviews and do a year-end tier list.
@@prattkajax8990 I mean, there's a TH-camr who has a series called "Honest Try" where he legit makes Cooking With Jack stuff... to the expected results.
As if Thanksgiving cooking ain't complicated enough... we got an ultra complicated green bean casserole 😂😂😂😂😂
It's not complicated at all, you dump a bunch of processed shit into a pan and bake it...
It looks like the green bean casserole my family tries to get me to eat every year. I hate going to another person's house to eat, because almost no one I know can cook. Even the "good cooks" are terrible. They don't even use salt or acids well in their cooking.
@@maxpowers9129 I'm the only person I know who makes GB casserole with fresh GBs
Green bean casserole is vile, and Myrna somehow made it even worse.
@Boomy's Woodertag it's still having to gather a bunch of crap and do a bunch of extra stuff. Personally I just throw some fresh green beans in a pan and stick in the oven while I'm warming up the dressing (because I have to make so much I make that shit the night before)
Jacks telling us where to find shit in the grocery store like we all go to the same one 💀
I wouldn't even want to live within the same state as him let alone go to the same grocery store as him, I'm probably going to see him pick up some cereal, steak, and a bunch of other random ingredients that don't go together with the most devious smile on his face thinking that he's going whip up something absolutely superb even though it's going to be his most ludicrous recipe yet
An aunt Myrna recipe always sends chills down my spine
When Aunt Myrna says "It's time for Aunt Myrna's recipe" at the start TH-cam closed captions interprets it as "It's time for a murderous recipe".
August, I got you beat... A bird dropped a poop square into my eye. But, I do understand the horror you went through 😭
Damn 😭
please tell me you didn't get red eye 😭
I can beat that. I was hanging out with my friends and some hot girls came by to chat with us.
Trying to impress. I laughed bigly with my mouth open and head tilted back.
Still tastes better than jacks food tho
@@myes344 yeah... You win. My condolences for your ego during that situation 😔
I guess you could say its a recipe to disaster…
my jokes are the worst
I love the monologue over Jack’s bumbling with ingredients.
Jacks cooking is the height of American home cooking for people who have never been to a restaurant outside of their own hick town… speaking from experience, bc I know someone’s grandparents who cook just like Jack. Zero technique and zero amount of thought, just wack premade stuff in a pan or bowl and serve
Only an experienced culinary master like Jack Scalfani can provide us with insights and tips like "soup can be found in the soup aisle" and "check on the lower shelf for shoepeg corn."
I'm glad he made that point; I usually only buy food that's at "eye level." There's no telling what I've been missing.
And here I’ve been looking for soup in the Jewelry department. Now I can finally have soup with Jacks vital information
Mowing the lawn at 5 am should be a crime in itself
It’s not a august the duck video without cooking with jack
Exactly bro
Or Dhar Mann
2:32 will never forgive you for this jumpscare 😂
“… into some freak-“
Jack: HeY hOw yA dOiN!
"this dish goes together SO well" *Lists 2 of the 100 ingredients*
You wanted to mow your lawn at 5AM and surprised you received divine punishment for that?
I think he’s trying to get revenge for them mowing their lawns while he try to make videos. 😂
2:15 when he stops yapping
A bird pooping on a Duck? I wonder if that would be considered as a hate crime, asking for a friend.
From that lawnmower story to Jack's cooking was a transition I was born to live for. 😊
I love Jack's assumption that all grocery stores organize things the same way.(The pimentos)
The way I'm critiquing this as if I know how to cook 💀
cooking isn't difficult, jack somehow manages to fail to clear the bar located on the floor.
@Nebraska Truth Center tbh, some of his recipes sound good if they were fully cooked.
@Nebraska Truth Center which ones? Kinda wanna try some recipes out
Fr fr, I watched a show similar to hells kitchen yesterday and afterwards I made myself some food in the mircowave and I realized its just like the food of the guy I was making fun of 😂😂 💀
But at least I don't sell it at a restaurant or have a cooking show like jack showing other people my "food" 💀
Common sense alone tells you Jack's cooking is so bad. 😂
Yes, getting pooped on happens.. the day I proposed to my wife was a beautiful summer day and we was on a boat trip into the archipelago close to where we live. At a romantic spot I got on my knee and did the thing, it was romantic like in a cheesey movie and she was the happiest I've ever seen her before. That was of course until a Seagull decided to do a WW2 style dive bombing raid, swooped right above her and plastered her in the most foul smelling substance I've ever smelled. I mean, it was insane, she was covered, head to waist, her pretty summer dress ruined, her hair looking like something out of the walking dead. So yeah, that shit happens outside of cartoons...
What ingredients do you want from the kitchen?
Aunt Myrna and Jack: Yes
Aunt Myrna seems to add cheese, pimentos, and some kind of white dairy product like sour cream or cream cheese to everything she makes. I think its time we have her mental faculties analyzed.
Thought we had seen the worst with the Party Cheese salad. Yet here we are
This is a war time recipe when rationing was a thing but people still needed to eat. The addition of cheese was probably included after the war when it was more available and affordable.
My grandfather fought in ww2 and his favorite dish was green beans with toasted almonds. But he also spent 5 years on the Atlantic avoiding German u boats. We are lucky to not have to deal with that and have access to any food anywhere and anytime at our beck and call.
The fact that I can make my bowl of cereal look more edible to eat than any of these terrible chiefs, chicken with 5 pounds of butter, toilet ice cream, and now this. It’s giving me a heartache just by watching them eat it
No matter how bad augusts day may be, he still manages to pull through and improve others days. Thank you August for being here for all of us ❤.
Green beans and slivered almonds are a classic. Probably the reason for no salt is because of the salty crackers, salty soup, possibly used salted butter and green beans with some salt. I agree that it needed pepper.
is it actually a classic I have never heard of it tbh. Im possitive jacks version is just a abomination but maybe the simpler green beans and almond is possible
@@erickellar5867 I've made it for a few restaurants I worked at. He just makes everything look like trash. Canned green beans shouldn't be used in anything ever.
@@Aylax495 It baffles me people willingly use canned green beans when they're able to afford non-canned ones. I've seen it a lot, even with people who normally cook delicious food. Canned green beans are the reason I thought for years I didn't like green beans. They were all I'd ever eaten. Then I ate fresh green beans. Green beans are now one of my favorite foods. Absolutely delicious
@Cat Poke Try lightly frying fresh greens beans, almost like if you were blanching them but in hot oil. Then cool them off in ice water. They make a very refreshing snack.
@@Aylax495 are fresh beans actually worth it? I have only ever had canned beans in my childhood and have not eaten them ever since because the canned version was so disgusting
Strings and pegs sounds like an option in a German bath house.
Poor august, jack will never give him a break lol
I bet you tried to mow the grass at 6 am, not being considerate of any of your neighbors.
Petition for august recreating some of jacks meals to see if he’s telling the truth about how it taste🤣
This could be #1
The dark sinister truth that I know this man had 3 strokes and cant use his right arm anymore... makes these videos so hard to watch
I get up at 3:30 to clock into my 20 hour shift.
do you sleep?!
I love that we got universal directions for the canned vegetable aisle
I learned everything isn't at eye level
His channel should be called
“Kitchen Horrors with Aunt Merna” or “Great Depression Cooking with Aunt Merna” 😂💀😂💀
It’s supposed to be good fortune if a bird craps on your head. I don’t know how it’s nasty and gross but I have been told it’s a blessing rofl
Jack cooks the way my 4 yr old self did. "Hmmm...lets throw in a kit-kat bar, some popcorn, half a Butterfinger I didn't eat all of, and oh wait...I love butter, so a stick of that...oh I know!!! To top it all off. How about some saltine crackers! It's a masterpiece!"
how does aunt myrna make this type of stuff?! like how does she think of these sinful combos
She’s gotta be high or drunk 24/7 with some dementia.
It's a Midwestern thing. You'd be horrified at the "food" they think is edible over there.
@@WobblesandBean i’ve heard of oreo salad
@@WobblesandBean more of a southern thing
please make another complition of all ur jack videos since the last one, i love watching them all at once
You should make a series’s of you trying jacks recipes but make Shute you have a quilifed doctor on standby
Having a tough day? You better tuck in that lip before a bird flys past and poops right on it
It's so weird for me to listen to that much criticism. This dish looks normal for me. I guess living in a poor country and not having access to half the foods I see here is what makes it interesting for me. I'd definately try this one. It's way better then Jack's half a year old pork piece lmao
August did say he likes green bean casserole. I assume it's just a regional thing, this version isn't too far off from what I grew up with here in the southeast US. Never heard it called strings and pegs though
Both of us in the United States with access to plenty of food take it for granted. Thank you for pointing out that not everyone has this luxury. Even in our country, there are people who do not have enough food to eat. It is sad.
Oh, I feel ya with the waking up too early thing. Happens every once in awhile to me too. It always makes for an odd day.
Few things I love more than August x Jack collabs
I get up at 3am to mow my lawn for 28hrs
Oh did you remember to charge your battery car before your trip to the hardware store to buy your battery mower? Remember to charge both after 8pm or the state of Cali will cut off your A/C and brown out your house tomorrow
A work of art? It looks like a tray of kitty litter. 7:23
I randomly got up at 4 this morning and went straight to youtube to watch this video.
I wasn't expecting what I found when I looked up 'strings and pegs'
Imagine walking round the grocery store with your overprocessed crap and cans full of destroyed vegetables going "@#$% I can't find the shoepeg corn!". Sorry Aunt Myrna.
9:23 you should totally make/try these on your own and record it. That would be a great follow up series
I love how jack seems to think that all super markets and stores are organized the same way when he tells you where he found the cans and how you can also find them in the same spot
I know there are comments about his stroke, but I seriously think he was mentally handicapped before the stroke. The glazed look in his eyes, the way he talks, the things he says on how he is processing info just reminds me of family members with downs.
Skip ahead to 1:56 to bypass the rant about the bad day Duck was having (I don't care).
Saying "I don't care" about other people's life before going on a 2 minutes rant about how hard it is to mow your lawn. The lack of self-awareness.
The irony in Jack saying”If you wanna be violent” and choking the bag! If you know you know!
Nothing scares me quite like one of aunt Myrna's recipes
In Jack's defense, there's a whole can of cream of celery soup in there. No extra salt needed. Of course, that never occurred to Jack, but still...
You did not just make that joke about Aut Myrna 😭😭
Drop off the lawn mower at a small engine repair shop. I've never bought a lawnmower. I have one that someone threw out because it didn't work. $100 tune up, new blade, drive belt, and now it's a one pull starter.
Imma simple gal. When August post. I watch. ❤❤❤🎉
out of every scary villain in any form of media, aunt myrna scares me the most of them all
I honestly enjoyed the beginning story :)
You seem to have a fun life 😂
Hilariously enough, those first 2 mins if this were a different channel could’ve been it’s own 15 min video lol
August you are gonna have to just start recreating these dishes so we can get a second opinion on if they are good or not
The bird took a dump on your head because of what you do here on TH-cam but please keep it up.... It's worth the occasional need for a second shower. The gods are angry but you must prevail.